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Page 4—CLINTON NEWS -RECORD, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1986
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Be careful while trick -or -
treaters are out and about
On Friday night, creatures of all sizes and descriptions will be roaming
the streets of all villages and towns across the country.
These creatures may resemble ghosts, goblins, witches, cats, robots
and a range of other scary figures that the imagination can drudge up.
Although these creatures may appear to be frightening, they are, for
the most part, harmless.
This Friday is Halloween - a time for children to dress up and see what
goodies they can gather from neighoring homes. It's a fun time for kids,
but it is also a time when they should be careful.
The usual safety rules apply on Halloween for both trick -or -treaters
and adults.
While the youngsters should be sure to look both ways before they cross
and the street and try not to zig-zag when they go from house to house,
adults should drive extra slowly and, if at all possible, stay off the road
for the evening.
It has also been recommended that parents make certain the children's
visability is not impaired by masks or other costume material. It is also
suggested that the costume not hinder the child's walking or running
ability.
It is also wise to dress your child in clothing that can be seen well at
night, such as white or a little bit of reflector tape. Perhaps sending a
flashight along would be a good idea.
Once the youngsters have returned home, look over their candy before
they start to dig in to it as a safety precaution.
To ensure everyone has an enjoyable Halloween this year, take a cou-
ple extra minutes and make sure your child knows the do's and don'ts.
And if you have the time, dress up and go trick -or -treating with them. - by
Anne Narejko.
Halloween
The littlest witch with sparkling eyes
Waited and watched for the moon to rise.
Her older sisters, their brooms astride
Had long since left on their Halloween ride.
And, when they had followed their annual course
They'd meet at the common where prickly gorse
Would ensure that intruders were kept away.
The cauldron would bubble - they'd sing and sway
)F'or the recipe took a year to prepare
And was known to only one witch there.
It was nearly time for the fest to begin,
And the littlest witch with mischievous grin
Arrived like a rocket - and none could dispute her
Claim to the best broom controlled by computer.
-by Helen Owen
Jack Riddell corrects
inaccuratcies in speech
Dear Editor:
I would like to correct some errors and
statements contained in a speech by PC
Leader Larry Grossman to the Huron PC
Association in Brussels. Part of the speech
was reported in your paper on October 22.
I do not wish to deal with Mr. Grossman's
personal attacks, for that is not my style,
but it is inaccurate for Mr. Grossman to say
that the Ontario Family Farm Interest Rate
Reduction (OFFIRR) program is the only
significant farm initiative I've introduce .
I am very proud of the fact I was able to
have the very highly successful OFFIRR
nr rqm, e)dended for another three years
at an expenditure dr 0411 ifitire .suet "
more has been done. In fact, I have in-
troduced and committed funds for some 38
new or enhanced initiatives in my 18 months
as Minister.
The Ontario Federation of ,Agriculture
has clearly recognized this. Let me quote
from the report the federation presented to
the provincial cabinet last week.
It said: "The OFA would like to commend
an active Minister of Agriculture and Food
and an obviously supportive Premier,
Treasurer and Cabinet for moving quickly aspects of the agree......- --
on a number of important issues to the farm' prepared in full consultation with the
community." - association.
"We recognize and support the initiatives My government also acted quickly and
the government has taken to: responsibly to help fall fairs approach the
- tackle the interest rate problem by in- Ontario Liability Insurance Pool to ahtain
traducing and later modifying the Ontario
Family Farm Interest Rate Reduction (OF coverage at a reasonable rate, such as the
fairs at Seaforth, Brussels, Howlett, Clinton,
FIRR) program. Huron Central and Bayfield.
- provide financial support and advice to I look forward to continuing to work with
farmers through the Farmers in Transition the agricultural community in this type of
(FIT) program. cooperative and constructive manner in
- increase the funding level for tile drainage. order to ensure a prosperous future for this
- appoint the Right to Farm task force. most important industry.
- open the crop insurance program to ShncereI
review.
- provide
projects.
Dial -A -Whatever
I've mentioned before about the in-
teresting objects I receive in the mail. They
consist of buttons, pins, pens, writing paper,
posters and many amusing cartoons, but
last week the mail provided me with a card
which was a little out of the ordinary.
I must admit, the card really caught my
attention. In fact, I was so curious about it, I
followed its instructions.
The, card carries information to "The
What's Lines." If you are like me, you have
never heard of this before. Let me fill you in.
"The What's Lines" lets you dial -a -
horoscope, gives you soap opera updates,
sports scores, World Wrestling Federation
action news, sports predictions, dial -a -joke,
dial -a -romance, lottery results and
children's stories.
Well, I couldn't resist, I had to phone for
my daily horoscope just to see what this was
all about.
I found the number for my sign and dial-
ed. After two rings, the phone was picked up
and music began to play. A lady came on to
tell me that tension would begin to build in
my life and that the planets are arranged in
some interesting format. (I didn't unders-
tand that part of it.)"
She went on to say that I normally thrive
Lettrs
- strongly defend the interests of the Ontario
producers in the bilateral trade discussion."
These are only some of the undertakings,
but I think the OFA report clearly sets the
record straight. There were a number of
other points contained in Mr. Grossman's
speech, which, although not ._ reported,
should also be corrected.
Since the change in government in June,
lyY,_. tfiie Iilidge "tot - tWnl iney of
Agriculture and Food has increased 39 per
cent, not 10.5 per cent as indicated in Mr.
Grossman's speech.
It is also incorrect for Mr. Grossman to -
say my Ministry is going to phase out fun-
ding for the International Plowing Match.
We will be giving as much, if not more sup-
port to the plowing match, but in a different
form, under an agreement signed with the.
Ontario Plowmen's Association. Executive
members of the association concur with all
funds for four rural child care
Jack Riddell,
Minister of Agriculture and Food
on attention but not today, I'd rather stay at
home and stew. Then she told me I was
ready to make a long term commitment but
family problems would get in the way.
Then, just as suddenly as she came on the
phone, she disappeared, being replaced with
a male voice who quickly ryhmed off the
romance number.
Thinking that the romance line would give
me further information on my sign, I jotted
it down and then dialed. Boy was I wrong.
Some man picked up the phone and said,
"Hello my lady. How are your eyes?"
Completely taken by surprise, I pulled the
receiver away from my ear and looked at it
for a few / seconds before I burst out
laughing. After putting it back to my ear I
realized it was a recording.
This man continued by telling me to close
my eyes and pretend I was far away on
some island in a resort. In the background
you could hear waves lapping against the
shore and birds singing in the background.
One thing that puzzled me was the fact
that they assumed it was a "lady" calling.
Does this mean they don't anticipate any
guys calling?
Regardless of your sex, I don't recom-
mend you call this line.
Apparently "The What's Lines" are the
first telephone information service in
Canada to offer a range of entertainment
and information programming for callers in
the 416, 519 and 514 area codes.
"The What's Line" is owned by BDR
Audiotex Inc., Oakville, and according to
president Robert Orr, "We have eontracted
with Bell Canada to provide amusing, in-
teresting and informative messages in
several categories, a variety that will ex-
pand in the very near future."
He also said research was conducted prior
to the line's set-up and the company has
every reason to believe it will be successful.
Another line I was tempted to try was the
Soap Opera Update. This provides informa-
tion on General Hospital, Another World,
and my favorite, The Young and The
Restless, however, I decided against it.
The caller is' charged 65 cents for their
daily horoscope, soap opera updates, sports
scores, wrestling action, dial-asjoke, totter
results and children's stories. If you want to
dial -a -romance, it'll cost you 95 cents and if
you want some sports predictions to help '
you out in a pool, that'll soak you two bucks.
These charges are put on your regular Bell '
Canada telephone bill.
With this in mind, I discarded the idea of
phoning to see if Nicki was still alive and if
Jill had told John about Jack yet.. But if
curio sity once again gets the better of me...
Six area churches took part in a Massed Choir Songfest at Ontario
Street United Church in Clinton on -Sunday night. Church organist
Louise McGregor was at the Keyboard, while Toronto conductor
John Tuttle led the 100 voice choir in the afternoon rehearsal and
evening performance. (Shelley McPhee-Haist photo)
ShQ1IQy MCPhQQ Nast
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Joyful
noise
The assignment was a simple one.
"Could you take some photos at the On-
tario Street United Church Songfest?" the
"Sure," I replied. "T was p arming on o-""
ing anyway."
So, off I trundled to the Sunday event.
My plan was well laid out. The Songfest
began as an afternoon session when six
church choirs - from Ontario Street Church,
Wesley Willis Church, the Clinton Christian
Reformed Church, Holmesville United
Church, Northside United in Seaforth and
North Street United in Goderich - met for
rehearsal with accomplished conductor
John Tuttle of Toronto.
The rehearsal was in preparation for a
massed choir concert being held at the
church that night. As well, each individual
choir was practicing numbers to perform at
the evening Songfest.
My plan was a practical one. Attending
the afternoon session would give me the op-
portunity to take lots of good photos during
the rehearsal. That way I wouldn't disrupt
the eveningperformance by jumping up and
down in front of the audience to take pic-
tures or blasting the choir with my flash.
People tend to get nervous around me when
I have camera in hand. I wish they would
get over this camera shy business, it would
make my job much simpler. Anyway, that's
a topic for another column.
So; on with my plan. I reasoned that with
work out of the way in the afternoon, I eould
sit back and enjoy the show myself that
night. It was a grand 'idea on my part, so I
thought.
It kind of got out of control.
By the time the evening performance roll-
ed around I was sporting a choir gown, Mk-,
ingpart in the grand processional into the.
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church and singing with more than 100 other
people in front of the crowded church.
"What am I doing here?" I asked myself.
"I don't even know these songs. I'm not
even a member of the church choir."
My- revelations came too late.. I was
already half way through the second mass-
ed choir number, (the most difficult one at
cia"i i 1Sefiire'-7'e"alYrertrexJcesiz* - .
perhaps I should have made by choir debut
at a less noticable time.
I had no idea that singing was such hard
work. It was exhilerating mind you, but by
the end of the day, after more than four
hours of singing, my vocal chords were
aching.
I love to sing. I spend most of the day
creating joyful noise.
At work my editor jokes, "Quit singing, or
you're fired." At least I think she's joking.
When my husband's listening to the stereo
he says, "Shhh, will you stop singing, I'm
trying to hear the music."
My daughter Caylan likes my singing. She
hasn't told me otherwise, although I must
admit, she's only eight months old. But her
face lights up in glee' when I burst into song,
as long as it's her favorite tune "I Love My
Cat."
Caylan thinks I'M Barbra Streisand, at
least, that's what I've told her. I wonder if
Barbra ever had to sing "I Love My Cat"
during a car trip from Clinton to London,
just to keep her kid in the back seat quiet?
And I'm so pleased, Caylan loves to strum
on my guitar. I'm certain she'll be another
Ilona Boyd. And she pounds on the keys of
the old upright piano. We may have a child
prodigy on our hands.
She had to stay home the day I made my
debut on stage in the massed choir. Perhaps
it's just as well.
I sang in the soprano section, even though
I'm not a soprano. I faked my way through
the Music, even though I can barely read a
note. Once in a while I managed to hit on a
few bars of familiar music and I sang my lit-
tle heart out. Other times I just opened my
mouth. Perhaps I have a future in lip ,
singing?
My sister is the real musician in our fami-
ly. She sings like a songbird and creates
delightful music from the piano keys.
I'm known to pound and thunder my way
. a CtUs`5 t iter Mpet weciale '#pts=.
eludes "Heart and Soul," "In-A-Gaddae
Diva" and "The Lost Chord." On good days
I can even get the right hand and left hand in
synch.
Perhaps Caylan will take piano lessons
someday and teach her old mother too. -r
took lessons for a short while, but had trou-
ble following the notes because I'd in-
variably memorize the piece and I'd never
have any idea where I was in the music'
when the teacher asked.
I live with the idea that I have a good ear
for music. This notion got me into the mid-
dle of the massed choir performance.
They presented me with this folder of imy
pressive numbers and said "have fun." The
first song I looked at was a German piece.
Much to my relief I was informed that we
would sing the English venison.
I latched onto a choir companion for safe-
ty and I followed Donna around for the elf;
tire day like a lost puppy. Fear rose in my
heart when I thought that Donna and I would
be separated in the mass choir.
"You can't sit here," I told another choir
member. "This is Donna's seat and I'need
her."
Thanks Donna.
And thanks to you Sandy for letting Me
hang on to your choir gown. I may have got-
ten lost in the crowd without you. And to you
too Judy for inviting me to join in the choir
day.
Thanks to you all, choirs and audience, for
enduring my premiere performance. I had a
great day. Let's do it again sometime/