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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1903-8-27, Page 2deadtatiolatordeddet 414Maisd(dtalateaddelloacasaliteal<dtataddoadddtaattate ATTUE S _gee F DUTY OR, THE WATER1VIAN'S SONS, sadeadieddgzesedeseadareadedaddeaolaassfeadealeasseddeate•dddeaddeadQt<de "Because yau have not eaten or 'cads* one mouthful yet." "Buit. lan lookio" at you, .and ain't that better / Illowsover„ if ye won't go on not keep you baelc," and with that Willie set to work, and being oncommonly..stungry, did what be styled hterrible execution among the wittles." ✓ For some titre the nuree• and pa- te tient ate in comparative silence, but kV by .degress they began to talk, and ass they became more confidential their talk became more pereontri. "D'yoli like bein" a fairy ?" said Willie, atter a lull in the converea- tion. "No, I don't." replied West. • 'Wity not ?'" • • "Ilevatiseedbeeausa—I don't • liao the kiad of things we bave to do. andagantS—in :short, 1 don't- like it at adl, alai I often pray God to deliver me from IL" "That's strange, now," said lie, ".I would have thoughtit grea, foe to bee fairy. I'd rather be a little elown or "a he -fairy myself-, now, than anything else I know of, exceesti fixernan." "A. Amapa, Willie 3" "Yoe a fireman. ary brother, Blaz—e—Frank, 1 mean, is one, and he saved the lives of some people not long since." Of course Willie here diverged into a graphic account of the fire in lievatly Square, and, seeing that 7.1za likened with iuteuse earnest - need, he dilated upon every point„ and went With special minutenese into the doings of Frank. . When be concluded, Ziza heaveda very 'deep sigh and closect her eyes. "I've tired trou„ exctidened jumping up with a look of anxiety, end emceeing the tea- borad and. jacket, cis he childslip- ped down under 'the clothes, He ariked if she wanted to go to sleep. "Yes, foe I'm very tired," see sighed languidly; then added, "but please read to me a little firet.." "What book am 1 to read you?" said Willie, looking around the room where no book of any kind was to be seen. "Here, it's under the pillaw." Millie put his heed under the pil- low and palled out a small po.c.ket- Bible. "Read the third chapter of St. John's Goopel," said the child, clos- ing her eyes. Willie read in tbe monotonous tones of a schoolboy's voice until he came to• the sixteenth verse : "Fur God so loved the world, that aie gave Has only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in laitu effeteuld not perish, but ba.ve ever- lasting life!' "Stop at that verse," whispered Ziza. "I'll go to sleep now." Hee deep breathing soon proclaim- ed that • she was in he lan'd of dreams, so Willie lemoved the can- dle a little tether away from her, wed then resting his elbows on the table, his head in his hands began to read the Bible. He tinged over a, few pages without /leech intention of finding any particular place, for he was beginning to feel sleepy." 'The first words his eyes fell upon nere, "Bleseed are they that co/raid- er the poor." He rotieed up a little at this, and read the verse again, for he con- nected it with the fact that the fairy was pour. Then he pondered it for scene time, and, failing aeleep eiropt his head on the Bible with such force that he woke up for a little and tried to read again, he gale up the attempt, amid', laying his forehead down upon it, quickly fell sound asleep. ln his state the couple were dis- covered., an hour or two later, by Messes. Cattley senior and rumor on their return from the theatre. "angsrutable mysteries ! say, what is this exclaimed the elder clown, advancing into the room on tiptoe. sapoetrophizieg his eye mei one Betty Martin, the younger cdown saki that it was a "rare go and no 'Meta -ice.' Whereupon his father laid his land on Mille's- shoulder and gently shook hind "Eh ! another cup, Zitet ?" ex- claimed the seld-aectised uurse, es he put out his hand to solve tho tea- pot. ! I thought it was the fairy," he added. looking up with a sleepy smith: "I do believe I've gone and fell asleep." "Why, lad, where got ye all those things ?" irquired the senior Catt- ley, laying wade his cloak and cap, end saealting in a low tone, for Ziza was still sleeplog souniday. "Well, I got 'em,". replied Willie in a meditative tone, "from a friend of mine—ct very particular frieml of inints—ais declines to let 100 mention his name, so you'll have to be sat- isfied with the wattles and without the name of the wirtuaus giver -reaps it was a 'clook, or a esquire, or a archbidhop as did it. !Anyway Hs name warntt Walker. See now, you've bin an' woke eas the fairy." The .siek °bald moved as he spoke. hut it was only a turn, without awaking, on her side. "Well, lad," said the clown sitt- ing down and looking wistfully in the face of his daughter, "you've got your own reasons for not tellin' me—ena.yhav I've a pretty good guess—anyhow 1 say God bless hire, for 1 do believe leas saved the child's life.' I've not seen her sleep like that for weeks. Look at bo', Jim: ain't she like her old sell ?" "Yes, father, he *don" need no paint and flour to make a fairy an her jest now. She's just like what she was the last thee 1 seed har go tep in a gatiee cloud to heaven, With rod anti blue fire blazin' all round her.''. "Ill bid ye good -night now," said Willie, bettering up his jacket to the chin, and pulling has. cap down on his brows with -the ale of a man who has a long walk before him.. "'You're off, are yort—eh ?" !said the easier clown, risieg and taking Willie by the hand, "well, you're a goad lade Thank'ee for Wroth' here an' talcan' care of Ziza.. Iltdy subter- ranean grotto ain't much to hotel of, but such as it is you're welcome to it at all times. Genet /eight." "Caoodavight," said 'Willie; "good- night, .1 i nit" ' Jim readied good -night heartily, and then Willie stopped into the earl< peerage. Tre glanced betels at the fairy before shutting tee door, but /ter °yea Were eloscat So he Said CHAPTER XVI. Left alone with the fairy, Mule Wiliders began his duties as sick - nurse,. a spbere of tuition into whieh be had never thought of being in- troduced, even in his wildest dreams. lo began by asking the fairy U Ohe was all right and camfortable„ to whieb. silo replied that alto was ite't; Upon which he explained that „he meant was sdie as right and com- fortable as could be exeeeted in the eitenumetances; could be do anything for her, in Met, or get her anything -that would Make her more emnfoet- ahle than the was„—but the fairy shook her poor head and Raid, rINTO..r "Come, now, won't you have sonietbin' to eat? What had you for dinner?" said :Willie, in a cheery voice, lookang round the room, but not discovering any semptesus of fond 'beyond a. few empty plates and naps (the la.titer without and a teapot, with half a spout. "I had a little bread and butter," said the fairy. "No tipple?" inquired the nurse. "No; except water." 'Ain't there none in the liouee N 0.• k "D'ye git nothin' better at otter times ?" inquired 'Mine in surprise. "Not often. Fathee is very poor. 'He was iII for a long tame. too, and if it hadn't been for your kaad mas- ter I think we saould all have steer- ed. He's better now, but he needis taretty good living to keep him up I - to his work—for there's a deal of training to be done, and it wears him out if he don't get meat. But the palace/names began and we. were getting on better, when tbe tire came and burnt everything we had almost, so we can't afford Dumb meat or beet-, and I don't like beer, so Fee got them per•suaded to let nee live on bread and butter wed water. I would like tea betted., be- cause it's hot. but we can't afford that." Etre was a revelation. ! The fairy lived upon bleed end butter and water ! 'Willie "thought teat but, for the interpolation of the butters It would base borne marvelous re- semblance to prison fare. "When had you dinner r! inquired suddenly. "I think about four o'clock.' - An' carat't you eat anthill' now?" Again the fairy ahaok her head. "Nor . drank ?" e'Look if there's anything lrt the 'teapot," said the fairy. 'Willie lathed, shook his head and saict—I"Not a drop." "Any leaves a" "Wary, y -yes," he brought the pot nearer to the candle; "there ace a few ured-up ones." "Oh, do pour some hot water in- to it: but I fear tee weeer is cold, and the fire's too low to boil it, and I know the coals are done; but father gets paid his salary toduor- row, and hell give me some tea then. Re's very kind to me, father is, and so is Jim." .She :sighed asehe evoke, and shaft eer eyes. . "Ziza," said Willie in a careless tone, "you won't object to my leavin' you for a few minutes; only a few; I want to get a little fresh esir, an' see what sort of a night it is; I won't be long gone." Ziza, so far from obletting, said that she was used to being left alone for long long hours at a time, and wanadn't mind it. So 'Statile put the candle nearer to her bedside, placed a tea -cup of water within reach, W01# out, shut t.110 door softly be- hind bi•ra, groped his way through the passage and up the stair, and got into the street. That day his eccentric esmployer had paid him his first month's wage, a aossereign, with many complimen- tary remarks as to his usefulness. Tate golden coin lay in his pocket. It. was the first he had ever earned. Ho had intended to go straipht home and lay the shining piece in .his mother's lap, for Willie was a pettuliar boy, and had acme shellac notions in regard to the destination of "fitsfiefruite." :Where he had got them nobody could tell. Perhaps las tie mother knew, but nobody ever quee-. tioned her upon the point, • trobw ais gold •piece from ais packed he ran into the neareet re- spectable street, and selected there the moet respectable grocerea alone into which he- entered, and doiu4aod- ed a. pound of the .elentmatt's •best• tea, a pound of his beet eager, a pound ofbbs beet better, a ea of' his best bacon, and one of his best watt .candlos. Willie anew nothing about •relative proportion in reg•ard to such things; he only knew that they were usually bought and cone Waned together. • The shoproan looked at the little puathaeer in surprise, but as Willie emphatically repeated his demands .he gave him the required articled' On receiving the sovereigu he looked twice at Willie, rung the pieCla of money three times on the counter. wad _then returned the thaenge, Gathering the packages in his MOS, and putting the candle be- tween his vest and bosom, he went into a baker's sbop, purchased a loaf, and returned to the "sehter- raimous grotto" laden like the bee. To say that the fairy was Our - wised when be displayed these things, wauki be a feeble me of lan- guage. She opened her large eyes until Willie begged her in alason not to open thein wider for fear thoy should come out, at which sally he laughed, and then, being weak, she cried. After that she fell in with her nteree's humor, and the two pro- ceeded to "have a night of it." Vara, said sled be a real fake' and tell him what to do, and Willie said he'd be a gnome or a be -fairy and do it. At the outset Willie diecovered teat he hat forgotten coals, but this was rectified by another five minutes' airing, and a. rousing fire was qudc.kly roaring- in the chimney, waile tate kettle sang and spluttered on it lite a setrimathetic thing, as no doubt it wad Willie cleared tire small table that steed at the inva- lid's bed-sid-e, and arranged upon it the loaf, the teapot, two cracked tea -cups the butter and :sugar, and the wa.x-candle—witich latter was stuck into a genet bottle in default of a bettereteandlestiek. adiew ain't that jolly ?" said the natree, sitting down and rubbing his hands. "Very !" replied the patient, her eyes sparkling with delight. "It's so like a seem in a play," continued Willie, "Only meth more reed," suggested the fairy. "New, then, Ziza, bage a clap o' tea, harsh from the market o" .Chiny as your Dad would ewe-, if he was rallin" it by adction. He's a knowin' codger your dad • is, Ziza. Tee: e. 1 knowed 1 -forgot tiornet.bin" el e—the cream "I don't mind it, indeed I don't," said Zize. eel -Aster. Willie 1 ad alerted lip to run out • and rectif' this omitsion, but on be- • ipg assured that tl:e fairy liked tea almost as well without as with cream, aud that there was no cream to he got near at hoed, he sat -down: again nod continued to do lee bond ors of the talle. First he inade the fairy sit up in ted, and come melded sadly on tter poste thin neck as she did it, observing that she was nothing better than a skeleton . in a skin. Then he took aff his own jacketand put it on her should- ers, tyirg tl:e arms round her neck. Next he placed a lege of board . in I front of ter, saying thet it was a eagital tray, and 011 this he arrang- ed the viands neatly. "Now, then, go at it, Ziza," he said, ,when all was wronged. Ziza, who received his attentions with looks that were wondeefully gleeful for ore in her Weak state of health, went at it with such vigor that the bread was eaten and the tea drunk in a few mitettes, and the supply had to be renewed. When she was in the middle of ter second round of buttered toaet (for Italie had toasted the bread), ahe stopped stiettlenly. "Why don't you go on?" a.saeil ilionness Fro A Common and Distressing Ailment Which is Promptly Cured by OR. CHASE'S KIDNEY -LIVER PILLS, "Biliousness" is the one word used ' by most people to describe their trouble when the liver gets out of order, leaves bile, and brings on sick headache and irritable temper, stom- ach troubles, and irregularities of . the bowels. People who stiffer much from bil- iousness become pale and yellow in complexion, irritable, and morose in disposition, and are liable to find ;themselves •among the chronic grum- blers, to whom nothing seems to go right, The trouble begins with the liver becoming torpid and sluggish in •ac- tion, and &reappears when the liver Is sot right. Dr. Chase's Kidney - Liver Pills euro biliousness promptly, because of. their direct action on tho liver. They thoroughly remove all the symptoms became of their com- bined action on Itteineys, Weer, and bean's. • Mrs, Faulkner, 8 Gildersleeve Place, Tswana% areye—"After doe- ' tering adahotelt serene/ for bilious- ness, liver complaint and sick head- ache for over three years, I am glad to testify to my appreciation of Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills. At first they seemed a little strong, hut being both searching and thorough in their action amply repay any inconvenience by after -results. I am feeling better in every way and my headaches have entirely dirappeared. Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver rills are certainly the best I ever used, and I freely recom- mend them." After all, it pays to stand by the tried and proven medicines instead of running after every new-fangled treatment that is brought out. Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills are con- sidered well-nigh indispensable in thousands of the best homes. They stand supreme as a reliable family medicine. (Inc pill a dose, 25 cents a box. At all dealers, or Eclananson, Bates and Co., Toronto. To pro - teat you against imitations, the por- trait and signature of Dr. A. W. Cheese, the famous receipt book au- thor, are en every box, gentanight to her in Ids henna:, anti went 1401119. .•••••••••••••••11. . 01Val1di1aR •"al.`y dear Midi Tippet, I shall never, no never, get over it." So said and so undOubtedly thought a thin little old lady with remarkably bright eyes, reul a sweet old face, as ehe eat eipping tea at Miss 'lappet's elbow„ • . It was in the drawing-rooen ef Mies Deoneas that sae sat, and the laagle sat opposite to her, "It was very dreadful," responded Mae Tippet with a eigalgo.'very.". "St was awful. leknow I shall newer get over i1,—neer," repeated the • little old •ludys fluitating . her tea, and aeldrg for aeether ettp 111 the calmest peedeible voice, with the sweetest -poesible nilI "Oh yes, you will, law. Demean," said 'Miss Dramas tetavpishaa . "No, indeed, 1 won't," repeated Mies. Dearnan; "how can -I ? Just thiak of the situation. Sitting in my chair in deshabille, warm a man —a 'man,- Miss Deeueas—" "Well, I anon, wbat a mem is," .said the Eagle.bitterly; "why don't you go on ?" ".Burst himself througa my bed- room' door," continued Mrs. Den - mare, "with lane and elerecoal wad blickatieet and water it reaming down his face,—f—fu—olded nie in hie arms, bore me out into the atreeta-the atreet ! Oa 1 stun never get over it; and 2•40 little, so very little clothing on "Ham much had you on 9" asked keep a. strict aceMint of the ttme Mass Deentus in a dean voice, the he spends on each branch of work. calinness of which contraeted forci- This will enable you to estimate the b ly with Airs. D en mara s excited taalateettasikaalae*ditiesitateetKeeitae*aa i; FOR FARMERS • ‘ ,64asottable and Profitable)1c Hints for the lattsy Tillers of the Soil. FARM TOPICS. Every farmer should keep an aa - count of his farming operettioes, Toooften little busbaess details are left to •ea.eraory, which.in these days of hurry and thistle Is not to be relied upon. Money can always be made on the firm by buying for cash only, - To run an accountfor groceries, etee is to open a little _leak that may get •away with quite a little pile before the end of the Year.. Buy for cash where possible. You. getthe best price ,and better value for your mon- ey and are not so apt to buy things you • don't want. ' One often hears mucb talk about the necessity of keepieg all utensils about the dairy sweet, and nothing about pure air. Then again one will hear much about the necessity of Pure air in the dairy, and nothing about sweet, pure utensils. Either is essential, and both are necessary in the well regulated dairy, if a fine product is to be turned out. To make the most' of the hired mtue plan his week -carefully, and valise of his work and to so arrange tones. "Really, Miss D0010210, 1 see am or le it that you shall get the most out necessity .for going into iiarticulaes. The money -making farmer it is staincient to know that I was does so largely because he looks at - carried by a man tato the sftreet in ter the little leaks on the farmIt . • • is surprising how quickly time and the face of some thousa.nds of ople, ' for I heard them theering leeting the little things on the farMoney can be frittered away by neg- pethough / saw . them not. I know 1 m. shall never get over it—another cep, By not keeping the. machinery in or - nay love; not quite so much eugars-a dor, by not keeping the fences in re - no, not if I leer° to live to the age •Pair and a hundred other ways. "I d 't wonder. II "d, I .'• '. Pigs should bacon pig of 108 d be well but not °vele A goo of Methuseledt." . neueenured the sympathetic Miss .pounds ought to he produced in sev- . , are a little too head on Mrs. Den- not be .crammed„ neither should it en months front its birth. It should Tiered "I think, Julia 'dear, you man. Hog would you like to have be ha -starte , but Lcdstcadhly an been carried out of a burning house regularly' Pigs fed steadily and doh, nty dear," interposed gem. factory results to the feeder when penman, . 1 . , "I did not say he was • weighed in the factories. A hog rough. Big be certainly was, • and which has been half-starved at any stromg, but I must do him the tice to say that the man la—lift—ings"h period of his life, even though well fed afterwards, will not do so. Feed me 1 lifted me up very tenderly, and three titues a day at fixed hours; carried inc as though I had been an never leetve food in the troughs W- infield: and he my mother, through ter the pigs have finished. esmoke ated. fore and water, into the street, before the eges of thee-gtehole —oh, it's too awful to think of I" "Stuff !" ejaculated Mies Deemas,, one. Rheumatism., paralysis, blind necking a piece of cake out of herstaggers thumps, scours, etc., I treat , fingers as she would, metaphoricailY I all alike, though in varying propor- of* (=rev, have pecked the CV'S out of the bead of Franor Frank Wiliders. tions. My cure-all is nothing more : than fresh new milk and turpentine. any o.ther man. ""Didn't e-ott sag:Fes a young pig say, six weeks old, he put, a blanket round you ?" "Of course, Miss beeves; I stmeld I administer a teaspoonful of turpen- tine in, say, a half pint of m diilk. Un - have ed otherwise of pure &m tae. ! "No, you wouldn't," retorted the less the pig is very sick it will read- ily drink this. If too far gone to ' • drink it must be administered with a spoon. An older' pig, however, will 'seldom refuse new milk, even when a !tablespoonful is given in a quart or more. Grade the dose from a tea - 1 . spoonful at six weeks old to a table - 'spoonful or more for a mature hog. . e, regularly will give the most satis- Dig oug A writer to an English exchange says: "I have only one remedy for a sick pig, and it is a. very simple Eagle. "You would probably have been half suffocated and a good deal dirtied, and you might have been singed, but you wouldn't have died; and waat need you care now, for the people sew nothing but a bun- dle. You might lade been a bun- dle of old clothes for all they anew, or coxed. All they wanted to sea was the bravery, as they call it, oft COOKING FOOD For, PIGS. the ream; as if thore were not hung" "Weld for pigs, some even • going so Many - farmers believe in cooking ifar as to cook all their food. The results of numerous experiments show that, as a rule, steaming or cooking • food, especially coarse food for cat- tle, adds nothing to its value. -ro- "Lathes,. however, cannot be fed to 'swine in any quantity without cook- ing, and often grains which are dam- aged in some way should first he deeds upon aundreds of women who' would do the same thing if their muscles were strong enough, end oc- casion served." "Bat it was a brave act, pea know," raid aairs Tippet timidly. "I don't know that," reorted MISS Deemate, lelping herself to more cake with as mach decision of Man- ner as if tfhe had been carrying it MI by force of arms from before, the very arugzles of. a nasicenne baled cooked before feeding. Warm feed tery. "I don't know that. 'Nernst not be confused with cooking had to escape, you know,' for He ;it. An occasional feed of cooked own life, and he might as well beteg; food will be relished by way of eae a bundle along with him as not," riety. Warmieg or soaking the food ! may make it more easily digestible. In ;this way warming the -feed may be I agreeable to the palate, and perhaps, may make it more domfortable or advantageous, for increased comfort will aid in economizing the food, or 'increasing the gains. "Yes; but then;" said Mies 'Pipe pet, "te first went up the—the thin- gurny you. -know." "No, lie didn't," retorted Miss Deemses smartly; "he was in the house at the time, and only - came down tho ethinguinyr as you eall itt" it was a pectfliarity of Miss Dee- mas's clutracter, that the claimed- WEEDS, the right to be as ruao as the those • ere are two ways of copletely u 1.0 people in her own hose, and mOne is to let rather prided herself on this eviddestroying weeds. ence them have an opportunity to grow of independence. (To be Continued.) HIS WIFE'S FA.ULT. They were speaking of the pessi- mistic member. "Ho never looks on tho bright side," said one. "No," added another. "Moreover, if there's any way for him to shift the blame for his misfortunes on others, rest assured he'll do it." "Quite so," concluded a third. "Why, the other day they told me of his wife's devoted nursing of him during his recent attack of rheuma- tism. In spite of his fault-finding, his spouse did everything she could, to alleviate his pain. Otten his suf- ferings would cause the poor thing to burst into tears as she sat by his bedside. Well, one day a friend drop- ped in to see how the invalid was getting on. " 'Badly, badly,' wailed the pessi- mistic one. 'And, do you know, it's all my wile's fault." • " 'Impossible!' gasped the friend in surprise. . " 'Quito true, 1 assure you,' mur- mured tho sick man. 'It is this way. Damp places are bad for me; yet there that woman sits and cries just to make the air moist.'" ER. A. W. CHASE'S N„ CATARRH CORE ... lUtio ts sent direct to tho diseased parts by tho Improved Blower. Reale the gore oleos the Mt passages, stops droppings/3i the throat and permanently eats Cotorrh and itay POW. Illower kee. All dealers, or Dee. W, Choso liteelietne Coe Toronto end Beale, and, by frequent. cultivating, turn them under as fast as they make their appearance; the other being to crowd them out by growing some crop that will not give the weeds a chance to grow. No system of culti- vation will kill all the weeds if a crop is. desired—such as corn—for the grass and weeds will only be kept down so long as cultivation lasts, especially as corn is usually "laid by" a time when the weeds are pro- ducing seeds, thus establishing them- selves for the succeeding year. As a test of what supposed clean cul- ture of corn may be, simply cut clown a row of stalks and a vow of weeds will remain. As a single weed produces thousands of seeds the lb - or tef destroying the weeds must' be repeated next season. THE COST AND Pita/VIT. Prat depends upon circumstances. The hen that lays the largest nutn- bee of eggs does net always give the greatest profit. (Inc dozen eggs in winter, at thirty cents a dozen, per- mits of a greater profit than two dozen when eggs are fifteen cents a dozen. The sum derived is the same but it costs less to produce one doz- en eggs than it does to produce tut° dozen, and although the same amount of money is received in both eases, yet the profit is not what it derived in the gross Man, but that which is produced above the cost; hence, a hon is profitable according to the season during which she lays the greatest number, and the Maces :obtained therefor, In summer, how- ever, the eggs ntay coet nothiug if the hens are ou 0 ranges entAYmra FRUIT TREES. litany people thing it mineeessars, to spray young fruit trees before they begin to bear, This is a mis- take, end waen spraying is being done the young trees should be sprayed at the same time and with the same mixture as the older bear- ing trees. The fungus scab affects tho leaf as well as the fruit, and the object should be to prevent it ,frorn over getting a foothold, and if young trees are kept free from it there will be little, or, at least, much less dif- ficulty in dealing with it when the trews- come into bearing. Tho foli- age will be kept. healthy, and that is of the most vital importance to the health, vigor and usefulness of the tree. STORIES OX' LAWYERS. Anecdotes of Celebrated English Barristers. . "Apropos of witnesses and coun- sel" says the writer of a most in- teresting article on "Lawyers," in the London "Blackwood's Magitne," 'I think the most scathing retort that -I ever read was the following, which I saw in some country news- paper report of an assize case: A counsel had been cross-examining a witness for some time with very lit- tle effect, and had sorely taxed the patience of • the judge, thitt jury, and every one in court. judge intervened with an imperative hint to the learned gentleman to conclude his cross-examination. The counsel, ..who received this judicial intimatiou with a very bad grace, before telling the witness to stand clown accosted him with the parting sarcasm: 'Ah, you're a clover fellow, a very clever fellow!, We can all see that!' The witness, bending over from the 'Box, quietly retorted, 'I would return the compliment—if I were not on oath!' . Another story is told in the same article of Edwin James. a famous barristei who was disbarred for unprofessional conduct just as Ile was about to be made Solicitor -Gen- eral. Edwin Jetties was noted for his consummate impudoneesa At one time be lived in some West End chambers, for which the unfortunate landlord could never succeed in ob- taining any rent. At last he had recourse to an expedient which he hoped might arouse his tenant to a sense of his Obligations. ide asked him if he would be kind enough to advise him 021 • a little legal matter in which he was concerned, and, on James acquiescing, drew up it state - ;meet specifying his own grievance !against the learned counsel and ask- ing him to state what he considered ;the best course for a landlord to i take tinder such conditions. The pa - !per was returned to hini the next i meriting with the following sentence ;subjoined: . I'In my opinion, this is a case which admits of only one remedy: Patience. i —Edwin James.' I The single defect of that genius • among judges, the late Lord Bowen, ,I was perhaps an undue proclivity for !irony, . which on one occasion he in- dulged in from the bench, with dis- astrous effect on the jury. Shortly inner his appointment as a puisne 'judge he was trying a burglar in some country town, and by way of mitigating the tedium of the pro- ceedings summed up something in the 'You will have !following fashion: observed, gentlemen, that the prose- cuting counsel laid great stress on -the enormity of the offence with which the prisoner is charged, but I think it is only due to the prison- er to point out that in proceeding about his enterprise he at all events 'displayed remarkable consideration for the inmates of the 'house. For instance, rather than disturb the , owner, iitvafld lady, as yon will have remarked, with commendable solicitude he removed his boots and went about in his stockings, not- withstonding the inclemency of the weather. Further, instead of rush- thg with heedless rapacity into the pantry he carefully removed the coal scuttle and any othee obstacles which had he thoughtlessly collided with them, would have created et noise, that must •have aroused the jaded servagts , from their well-earned re- pose.' • After proceeding in this strain for some little time he dismissed the jury to consider their verdict, and was horror stuck when, on their re- turn into court, they pronounced the acquittal of the prisoner!" DEDUCTION WENT WRONG. "Yee," said the reader of hats, can tell the moment 1 look at a bat what kind of man the Wearer is, how old, whether tall or short, and other characteristics. Oh, it's no trick. I don't know how I came by the''lfta(nadetlY.” etbe .a gift," suggested one of the company. "Lite second sight • or mind-read- ing," observed enother. "-Bring on your hat," said a third; "I'm .anxious to see how it workd" A large number of hats were pro- duced hem one source or another, large hats, soft hats, and stiff hate, and their ownetship was eueceseatilly concealed. The hat -reader took a rather broad-brinonea, , soft , shabby hat from the dot, and began to inspect it. .• "This," • be said "is the hat of a 1:.11`t;n111Po'vt", de you know •?'' hlty• Unmistakable siges. "The.britn. is turned up at the back; that mimes from often sleeping in hayernows or ender trees, It le pulled down in front to shade the face from too close inspeetiond" "Wonderful. Go on..." "It's owner was often hengry, He this gnawed the brim. tee was died honeert, for he Idd things/ in the crown. The Shape of the crown sltowq th at he bad tlo poin fed Skull of an idiot. Am I right ?" • "T geese eo, old boy," raid the tost of the oectesion, ''I'iit's inv bat, end When r Woe en my. Welting toln this el:tamer 1 oid really all yoU meeker, Try 'another.," DANCER °URN NOT FOUND ••••11.... TOO normqn, BEPOBTS VCADE OF X -BA T TBEATIVIBNT, The Xnvestigators Believe They, Axe on the Bight Trails However, Bublis'hed statainertts with regard to medical diesooverie.s, chiefly an connection -with the X-rays and ret- diurn, succeed mut another with alma rapidity that it is diifflicult to fol- low them with psecision. The deep- est interest, 'naturally, is centred ore the achievements of those who are trying to woisk their way to the die- eovery of a retro for carecer, a-thich as- a cause of 'death in (Ireet Bri- tain.' ranks second only to plithisis. The results of a series of experi- ments in Grreat Britain and on the Continent are such as to arouse the hopes of expert investigators, Who are now 'devoting theimselves entire- ly :to this great problem, that ther. are at least on the right traela It would be rash and unjustifiable at present to say more, yet Fkate- mutts ere conetantly appearing in the daily press raising false balms of sufferers that a wee has beea foun.d at last. One such was Made tho • other day by eminent bacteriologists, who have been engaged entirely in the last six months in research wort( at the laboratory of the Royal College of Surgeons, Imond.oe, under the weapaces of the cancer rose:oath fund, Drs. Murray and Bastifead, who were among those appointed ireateetigators refuse to give conflemedion to the story. • Eathing, they de,claxe, is being neglected by tdie cormitnattee, and consequently mach reseatich .has taken place with respect to incipient CANCER IN LOWIlart ANMALS, yet the causes of cancer in these animals aro often of an entdoely dif- ferent neutuee from those in man. The parasitic conditions are different while the treatment which would be adopted and proves succesatul in the cases of animals, could never be applied to human beings. The cancer cure, said one of the Physicians, will never be dlecovered by one man. When it is found it will be by the continu.ous efforts of every one engaged. One little clue leads to another and nobody hides anything or tries to hide anything from his oollea.gu•ost It must be noted, too, that there is not the slightest intimation in the report presented recently to the first an- nual meeting of the Cancer Research Fund Committee that any definite results from the experiments are immanent. Prof. Duguet, an eminent Paris physician and professor in the French Academy of Medietne, de- clares that the experiments hitherto made have revealed nothing on which .to base scientific treatment. He says : "We are Still groping iti the dara with regard to the revolt- ed cures by the X-rays. My long exporlence in. the largest hospitals in Paris has made me most, sceptical. Believe me, these 'cures' are not de- finite." The Middlesex Hospital in London. is the pioneer in cancer research in Great 13ritain. at receives eugges- tione of cores from all parts of the woo Id weekly. Many are fairly tried, but aitherto with•out success. The Middlesex Hospital doctors authorize the positiVC statement that, while they do not signet 111 at they have effected anything like a cure by means of the X-rays arid Fagan light treatments, yet the PAW IllA,S laattald ABOLTSIIIED. Edison's experience of ill effects frorn prolonged escroeure to the X- rays is no new thing in the London hospitals, where it has long been faunl that the demonstrators who are daily in the presen.ce of the rays are liable to epithelioma, a Malig- nant growth on tae skin which is nearly allied to cancer. The work - els in the radiograph department of the London aospiteds are new on an enforced Negation, with their bands injuired, but this is not a common eseperienre. Otte precaution. taken in scone .of tee. Centenrenfal hospitals is 'that of employing leaden reireen when tatting radio- graphs, so that only the necessary surface than he exposed to 11 e Myst This plan, it is thought by the Eng- lish playsidane, is not necessary, and the euggesilion that the opera- tors wear leaden mittens is thought to be impossible, as they. .woulcl probably *destroy the medical pro- perties of tbe rays. Various newly disrovered ra,ys of 111.aecveentl3yeen es: sculnlerdisinig tPbiOnnNe-rrtai.eyss cowered by IS. They have been found capable of raising the lamthiosity of a glowing ROlift or gas without reliving the temperature thereof. Marc light without more heat may be regarded as something of a paradox. An article in the Electrician, commenting on this, says there seeme to be, tinder the infieenee of the.N-rays, some modifi- cation e of the akcerie vibrations which,while leaving ••their energy - unaltered, inereases.their frequency.' To any case, the fact itself is of great importance and interest, Amy - thing tending to itiereaee the lum- inosity of a body at the (emerge of ite temperature briegs its nena•or to o solution of • the great problem of the economical groduction of. light. HE SAW PETER THE GREAT, Leading Russian journals are draw- ing attention to the fact that there has been for some time in the hospi- tal at Tomsk a man Who has lived for more than 200 years. Knowing that the public would be loth to be- lieve such a story unless ample evi- dence of its truth were forthcoming, they further point out that they have carefully examined his birth and marriage certificates and can tes- tify that his married life lasted rola: -111Hf' ty-seven years and that Ile heel been • a widower 125 years, This wonder- ftil old man has been bedridden for 801130 Wile, but hie brain is ae clear as ever, aed aothing pleases him Moro than to tell visitors heee he code had the good forttsae to See Pc ter the Great aod Queues Cathode°,