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Love: there is no definition
Love defies definition. There are things that cannot be defined but which are
perceived and understood by the heart.
It is not always easy to express our love to someone: our tongue is tied and our
throat is aII choked up! Why? Because love is felt but not spoken.
In other words, it is often by tenderness alone that love is manifested.
.Tenderness is at the centre of love, just as poetry is found in the interior of things.
Put two ounces of tenderness into your relationships with others and you will
see that you do not need to know the definition of love nor to have a rich
vocabulary in order to make others relaize that you are thinking about them and
that you love them.
What modern man suffers most today is coldness and dryness. Noise and
alcohol, gifts and parties will never warm the heart of man if kindness and
tenderness are lacking.
We often rightly say that we must take time out in order to live and not let
ourselves be victims of situations. It is no less true to say that we must also take
time out to love and prove it by our actions.
What is the definition of love? Don't look for -it in books! Rather, look for it in
the everyday acts of life! Build it yourself with the events that happen and people
you meet!
Author unknown
Distributed by the Canadian Imperial Council of Christians ondJews'
.For Brotherhood/ Sisterhood week, 1981
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"Inexcusable prejudice"
Dear Editor:
Did Stephanie Levesque get it right in
_quoting Trustee Frank .Falconer in her
report 'on the , proceedings of the Huron
Board of Education last week'? Did he really
say, "...'remember one thing, who won the
war between Wolfe and Montcalm"'?
If so, I hope that the Board will see fit to'
denounce his position by passing a resolu-
tion to, that effect in the near future: Other-
wise; how can young people attending school
have any respect for it? It seems to me that
it is vital to take a strong stand against such
inexcusable prejudice.
To take a position that money cannot be
made available for French Immersion is
legitirnate enough: However. I hope that
those who are taking such a positionare ful-
ly aware of the loss of culturalvalues to the -
Students for whom they are responsible, to
say nothing of the material values. The last
figures that I saw on the subject indicated
that bilingual people in' the country's work
force command much higher incomes.
Parents, it sg ems to me, have every right to
be angry at Mr. Falconer on this score on its
own. let alone the moral and ethical
grounds, or laL.. '.en., :,a's standing on.
Sincerely,
Alexander McAlister
' RR 1, Bayfield
Unbelievable ignorance
Dear Editor:
One reads with deep regret, reports of
meetings where men who • have -.-been ap-
pointed to positions of trust show ineptitude
for their responsibilities..
We pray for peace and then foment
dissension •ley, caustic remarks which have
no bearing on the subject and only show pet-,
tiness of spirit 'and . an " ignorance almost
unbelievable.
Pax Vobiscum
Behind The Scenes
By Keith Roulston
Opinion extremes
Why is it that the pendulum of public opi-
'nion can never swing to 0 more moderate
central point hut always'.swings- from one
extreme to the other?
Such seems to be the, case with thc current
swing to the 'right'" in Canadian, politics.
I'm currently in an ongoing correspondence
debate with a now -retired but very suc-
cessful journalist who wrote a column in a
newspaper with the "letthem eat'cakc" at-
titude toward CBC and artists in general. If,
he said, artists can't make it without
government subsidy, let them drive cabs or
,wait tables in a restaurant.In other words,
get a "real job".
What was disturbing was not what he said
Lord knows i've heard it from enough other
people over the years I but the vengeful way
he said it, a sort of 'You guys have had it
your way for years and now we're in control •
and we're going' to get ours" attitude. Allan
Fotheringham; writing in MacLeans recent-
ly mentioned that he called "the revenge
factor" in the current government. 'There. is,
on the part of many government supporters,
no feeling of it being a dirty job that has to
be done in cutting CBC or Canada Council
spending, there's sheer delight.
There's no doubt there is fat that can be
cut at CBC. There is fat that can be cut in
any large organization, even if it isn't
government financed. There is no doubt that
Canada will go on even if the CBC didn't.
Likewise Canada will survive even 'if there
aren't any writers, poets and artists nut
there.
There's no doubt that the pendulum had
swung too far away from hard economics
and into the world of utopian ideals in the
last couple of. decades. Our world in general
has been a bit like the education system.
When I was in school, in the days of com-
pulsory curriculum set in Toronto, in the
days of departmental examinations, there
was a kind of concentration camp mentality
to the school system. It was right that there
should be reforms hut when the Hall -Dennis
Report carne in, it -went to the opposite ex-
treme tr, the point that there was so much
freedom. students graduated without know-
ing how to write and speak proper English.
We've had a swing in the last two decades
toward a world that .should be not a world
that made hard economic sense and perhaps
it's time to get back to reality. But there are
those who want to take us beyond reality
and all the way back to the bad old days, the
same as there are those who would like to
hring.back all the elements of the repressive
school system of long ago.
You get the feeling that some of the people
now speaking out on the "right" of the
political spectrum would like to take us back
to the days when people were hanged for
stealing bread and kids were sent to work in
the 'mines at age 12. Now I know that's un-
fair but there is such a sense of delight on
their part, such a sense of having the whip
hand now and going to run the world the way''
they see it, that one tends to -over -react in
the other direction.
And therein lies the danger. If the "right"
over -reacts now they will eventually turn
the great majority of people who hold a
moderate position against them. The "left"
which has reacted against the dominance of
the right will then get the people's ear and
the mood of the country will swing to the
left. Eventually the reaction will be
repeated in the opposite direction. Britain
shows us an example of a polarized country
which swings violently from left to right and
back and governments spend most of their
time undoing what their predecessors did
while in office.
Surely we can do better than revenge and
over -reaction. Surely somebody can yell:
"Stop the pendulum, i want to get off'.
KaIeidosce
An interesting question was posed to
readers in the February 11, 1885 News
Record. The editor asked, "If Mrs. John
Smith were left a widow, should she assume
her own given name or continue to use that
of her late husband when being addressed
by letter or signing her name? Answer -
when that calamity happens to Mrs. John
Smith (and to Mr. John. Smith too) she
should be addressed by letter asiMrs. Mary
Jane Smith.
"Some women prefer to use their own
name in that way during their husband's
lifetime, but that is rather evidence that
they rebel against the present relations of
men and women, and that they do not enter-
tain the respect and admiration of their
husbands that is the basis of true
matrimonial felicity."
Today, to confuse matters even more,
married women often .choose to keep their
"maiden" name and still others go
hyphenated, joining their own and their hus-
band's name.
We not only have Miss and Mrs. but Ms. is
now an accepted title.
Name titles in 1985 are more diverse and
more confusing than they were in 1885 but
it's a price worth paying for a woman's in-
dividuality.
Technically, I'm hyphenated. On my
driver's licence and all those legal forms,
I'm Shelley McPhee-Haist.
It wasn't easy to become a McPhee-Haist.
It meant filling out endless government
forms, sending proof that I really was mar -
By Shelley McPhee
ried ... and all for one little hyphen.
McPhee-Haist has also proven to be an in-
convenience at local stores and the bank. I
confuse the filing system. Sometimes I'm
under"M" and at other times under "H". I.
now advise clerks to look under both in-
itials. I'll be in there somewhere.
Professionally, I decided that it would be
much simpler to leave my name unchang-
ed. "By Shelley McPhee" are three words
that I've become comfortable with, and
readers are familiar with.
And so, for the most part, I'm simply
known 'round about these parts as Shelley
McPhee and that's fine with me.
Occasionally I'm introduced as Shelley
Haist, or Mrs. Gary Haist • and after a few
seconds of confused silence, I do come to the
realization that someone is addressing me
.,. and too my husband has been confronted
with mistaken identity. He's been known as
Gary McPhee.
Being liberated isn't easy, for women and
men alike. Something as simple as name
titles have taken, on a new complex.status
and philosophy in recent years.
Back in 1885 it may have been easier for
married women to take on their husband's
name, but it wasn't necessarily better. And
it certainly wasn't. as much fun or as in-
teresting as being a modern day hyphenated
woman.
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Area fanners are reminded that a
membership information meeting of the
Christian Farmers Association of Central
rs
Huron will be held on February 14 at 8 p.m.
at the Clinton and District Christian School.
An issue of major concern today, SoilA.
Water Conservation, will be discussed.
Robert Traut, agronomist withthe Huron
Soil and Water Conservation District will be
the guest speaker. He will discuss the
relevance of conservation on the farm,'the
use of no -till to conserve soil and how to
keep water courses clean. Wind break crop
rotation and plow -downs will also be
discussed.
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Jill Wheatley, daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
Dyke Wheatley received first class honors
in ear training in December from the Royal
Conservatory of Music, Toronto.
Miss Wheately, studying under teacher
( and a "great organist" according to the
music student) E.C. Harley of Mitchell, also
received honors in Grade 2 theory.
Miss Wheatley practiced her music by
singing to her cows. "They like classical
music, not this new stuff," said the Seaforth
woman.
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You can work safely in your home
workshop by making sure you have good
lighting, plenty of room, a sturdy
workbench and ventilation for dust or
vapors. And keep work areas clean, floors
dry and tools stored safely, advises the In-
dustrial Accident Prevention Associate
Being- organized and working safely sav�
time and gives better results.
My love
is like a
red red rose
My love is like a red red rose
That's newly sprung in June:
My love is like. the rnelod,'
That's sweetly play'd iii tune.
As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I:
And I will love thee still, my dear,
.Till a' the seas gang dry.
,'fill a', the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun:
And I will love thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.
And fare thee weel my only love,
And fare the weel a while!
And I will come again, my love,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.
Robert Burns
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Sugar and Spice
A rek8 questions'
NOTHING overwhelming this week, as
usual. Just a few questions, a few sugges-
tions, and a note of regret.
First question: Why, are the Toronto
Maple Leafs! -
Second: How come Jane Honda, Barbara
-Frump, Jaynes Mason and Richard Burton
didn't reply to my invitation to my New
Year's party?
Answer: It seems that the two gentlemen,
both fine British actors, had returned to dust
in 1984. And the post office must have
mislaid the ladies', merely because I, didn't
have a street address or an area code.
Mason was always good entertainment,
whether playing a silky seductor or a
menacing Gestapo man.
But Burton! Ah, there was a glorious flash
across the stage when he wasn't -in his cups.
That magnificent voice, that could move
from a.purr to a bellow in the blink of an eye:
He couldn't sing or dance, but by George, he
could move you. .
I saw him in Camelot, the original ver-
sion, with my wife. No, no. My wife was not
in Camelot. She was in an excellent seat,
beside me. But 20 years later, we'd play the
record and both dissolve into wistful tears.
We saw hirn again in his daring Hamlet,
sitting in the midst of about 40 open-
mouthed teenagers, the girls literally drool-
ing. This was about the time he first mar-
ried Liz Taylor.
Burton led a life larger than life and died
comparatively young' Just as well. He was
burned out, and would have been pitiful
hanging on as an aging actor, though some
have done it well. He made movies for
money, and never made a great one. On
stage he was a shining sword. Good night,
sweet prince.
Another question. in all those endless beer
acts, which equate the beverage with youth,
By Bill Smiley
goou looks, DI of Metl uvure ,, JCA; ut)wi y
music and I'iUN, none, of the participants is
allowed to, do more than wave bottles
around, pour the stuff, but never drink it.
Yet, when a bunch of hockey players, or
those' steroid monsters who play football,
win a trophy, they are seen glugging down
champagne right on the screen. How come?
Question. Can two live as cheaply as one
-'- an old adage? As we all know,.the answer
is no. But I have another problem. Can one
live Os cheaply as two? In my case the
answer is again a resounding no!
I throw out mire food than my wife used
to serve to both of us because it's gone a bit .
"iffy". in other words, it's covered with
green mould or smells like what the Chinese
refer to as "night -soil."
i find bits of cheese you couldn't crack
with a hammer and chisel. My soda
crackers turn into something resembling
wet blotting; paper. The other night, in
despair, 1 bought a chunk of that charred
chicken they dispense in supermarkets as
barbecued or broiled. Needing something to
choke it down. f looked in the fridge. Ah, a
jar . of my wife's home-made cranberry
sauce. i slathered some on, 'gulped a bite
and discovered the succulent sauce was
strawberry jam. It's not so bad —
strawberry jam on charred chicken. 1 ate
worse in prison camp: turnip jam on char-
red toast,
But the food department is only one aspect
of the problem. it seems there is a tiny flaw,
perhaps a gap, maybe even a void, in my
managing of accounts.
' As the bills come in, I toss them carefully
on the kitchen counter. A few days later, it
seems about three, I gather them all up, and
pay them. Plus penalties for late payments
on the telephone hill, the utilities bill, the
Visa account, and an insurance premium. if
my wife is in heaven, I don't want to go
there. 1 nere wouia be a lot of explaining and
plain lying to do. •
Just this week, I came across a document
that I was supposed to have signed in Feb.,
1984. That means I hadn't drawn any in-
terest on this thing for a year. I was lucky
the company was still in business, though I
drew some peculiar looks from the ladies
who untangled the mess.
A suggestion. Read "God Knows", by
Joseph Heller, author of "Catch-22", my
favorite modern novel, banned from most
high school English courses; I don't know
why. "God Knows" is a hilarious and deep
moving account of the life of David, King
Kings.
Unless you are an extremely well-read
person, you shotild read it on your lap, with
a copy of the Old Testament on one knee and
the -collected works of Shakespeare on the
other. The dialogue ranges from today's
Jewish Bronx to the great Psalms of David.
Solomon is portrayed as a dummy.
Finally, a note of regret. Shirley Whit-
tington, writer and syndicated weekly col-
uminst, has left the fold, and I am left alone,
heart murmur, enlarged liver, arthritis, Old
Uncle Tom Cobley and all, to totter on with
the banner of weekly, subjective columns;
Shirley, an old friend, has a touch at the
typewriter that is like herself: witty,
vivacious, concerned, humane. She is a
mistress of the pun, and will punish you with
them to,the screaming point.
She didn't start writing seriously until she
had coped with a family of four, but it wasn't
long until she was a real pro., turning out
Tight and serious articles on a myriad of sub-
jects.
Dirty trick, Shirley, to quit. But good-
night, sweet princess of the ink -stained
page.