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J. HOWARD AITKEN - Publisher
SHELLEY WPM - Editor
GARY HAIST - Advertising Manager
MARY ANN HOLLENISECK - Office Manager
MEMBER
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Rate ClArd. No. 141 effective
October 1, Mi.
Tips on child safety
If there is a silver lining in every cloud, then the only silver lining that can be
identified in the tragedy that has befallen the Perrin family of Stratford, is that
parents are attempting 'to "street proof" their children.
We have to depend on the legal system to determine the outcome of the Perrin
case specifically, and it is senseless to adopt the "eye for an eye" attitude: but
we, as parents and as members of society have to take affirmative action.
Call your child's school. and find out if it has a system of monitoring absent
students.
Schools, particularly in the Stratford area, have taken extra steps in the past
weeks to call home when a child is absent. li's definitely not a waste of time, but
parents also have to shoulder some of the responsibility.
• Consider the possibility that if both spouses work, your child may have to go to
a babysitter when they are ill. Instead of having the school trying to locate a
parent, it would be much simpler if the parent took a few minutes and called the
school to inform them the child will be absent,
It's one step parents can take to ensure, the safety of their children.
There are others-.
Get in touch with your local Home and School Association, Parent-Teacher
Association or whatever and find out if they could host an information night on
street proofing children. Service clubs could also host such an evening.
,There are many professionals out there who would be more than willing. to
come to speak to a group of parents an&or.children. Police and social workers
are two groups of professionals that come 9D mind.
Does your community have a Block Parent program? Call your local police
department and find out and offer assistance to either set up the program or
become involved. •
We can't lock our children in the house or deny that dangers do exist - -That on-
ly happens in Toronto or the big cities". •
By continually educating ourselves and our -children to the potential of these
dangers, then we can give them some degree of protection. (S.L.)
Elehind The Scenqs
Dear Editor,
Recently we conducted a survey in Huron
- Countyandlcincardine to see if there was a
need for a free-standing hospice to better
Meet the needs of terminally -ill patients and
families, as well as to see if there was a need
for a county -wide bereavement program.
On behalf of the Huron Hospice Pilot Pro-
ject, funded by a federal grant, I would like
to sincerely thank the families, and the pro-
fessionals who generously gave of their tiine
to answer the surveys and supply us with
needed information. Special thanks to the
hospitals for their assistance. '
I would also like to thank Canada Works,
Employment and Immigration, and the
Federal Government for funding the project
and the Alexandra Marine and General
Hospital for administering it.
The study will be released soon and will be
sent to all hospitals as well as. the Huron
County library.
• Sincerely,
Connie Osborn,
Project Manager
i3y Keith Roulston
• Government talk
"Ladies and gentlemen," the chairman of
the news conference called, banging the
gavel on the table to bring the rowdy assort-
ment of newsmen to order, "I am here today
to announce a new candidate for the leader-
ship of the party, the one man who can save
this country from sure destruction on its
present course.
"May I introduce you to Mr. Slash N. ,
Hackett, a man for our troubled times."
"The first priority of my government on
taking office," Mr. Hackett said, would be to
attack a government out of control. We must
slash the deficit and get the government off
' the backs of the people."
"Does that mean you would adopt such
controversial measures as user -fees for
hospitals?" one reporter asked.
"I believe," Mr. Hackett said, "That peo-
ple using hospitals should charge fees accor-
ding to the need of the patient. The more he
needs the hospital, the more he should pay.
A man in the middle of a coronary throm-
bosis is obviously going to be more willing to
pay more than someone with an ingrown
toenail. It's the law of supply and demand at
its best.
"We must," Mr. Hackett continued," get
this country back to the right road of basic
principles of the free enterprise system."
"But how," the reporter asked, "will this
affect the more than a million unemployed
in the country'?"
"Frankly," Mr. Hackett said, "if the
unemployed just had more ambition they
could be productive members of society.
Look at me, I used to be poor but today I've
got so much money I can afford to run for
the leadership."
"But," the reporter asked somewhat
Warming up
Sugar and Spice
by R�d Hilts
hesitantly, "do you wank' au mmi& and a
half unemployed can be lucky enough to find
oil on their farm like you did."
"This country has been too pampered,:'
Mr. Hackett continued ignoring him. "We
must improve our productivity. How are we
going to compete with the emerging third
world countries the way we're going. Look
atall the money we waste on family
allowances and old age pensions. We can't
afford these leaches on society. If kids and
•old people want money, let them contribute
to society. I'm sure there are businessmen
in this country who would be delighted to
hire kids to work in their factories. Then
they could keep their factories here instead
. of moving them to southeast Asia and keep
all that money in Canada. We could save all
that tax money and create more jobs as
well."
fresh approaches and that's what I intend to
offer. For, instance, why should we pay
politicians at all. Let's • let them tender for
the job and the person who pays the most
gets the privilege, almost like a franchise, to
get what he can out of government. They
can use supply and demand then to get as
much out of selling their votes and in-
fluences as they can.
"But surely there are some government
services that are essential and can't be turn-
ed over to private enterprise: What about
highways for instance?"
"How about toll booths?" We let big com-
panies run the road and charge tolls."
"But won't that drive up costs for the
large trucking conglomerate you own sir?"
"Oh... well... perhaps the idea needs more
study..."
How to beat the meeting blues
Meetings are an important aspect of any
organization but they can also be a source of
frustration, says Chuck Jacobs, rural
leadership development specialist with the
Ontario Ministry of Agriculture and Food's
rural organizations and services branch.
First, start the meeting on time. Starting
late punishes those who were on time and
rewards those people arriving late; the
result - the next meeting will begin just as
late. The chairman should arrive ahead of
time to ensure a prompt start.
Use an agenda. This prepares people for
topics to be covered,' esPecially if the agen-
da is available ahead of time. Time limits
can be imposed on agenda items to keep the
meeting funning smoothly.
Keep discussion on track. Wandering off
topicsinstead of covering one item at a time
is probably the biggest time waster. Correct
participants by asking them if their com-
ments are related to the topic, remind them
of the present. topic, or suggest that you
discuss that later when this item is finished.
Summarize discussion often to keep
everyone clear on what has been decided
and what remains to be decided.
Limit discussion and allow people to
speak only once to a topic ( in large groups
especially). This can hasten urgent but
trivial items that take more time than
A
I'm glad to be back
Well, I've been to Florida, after years ot
denigrating those cowards who flee the true
north, strong and freezing, to loll around on
beaches, amidst palm trees, acquiring tans
which are supposed to make us hewers of
snowbanks and drawers of rusty fenders
feel like an inferior breed, beyond the pale,
across the tracks.
You can have it. They may be more com-
fortable, out of doors in March, than we are,
3ut they're no happier.
They all talk about their weather, which
sn't that great, when you add up the.cost of
getting there, their cars, their houses, their
'Wenkids, and all their old friends who
lied 1A4Year. Justaikeus.
I lolled around on exactly two beaches. In
oth cases, the water was too cold to swim
a, except for little kids and crazy old ladies.
'ou had to be smeared from head to toe in
goop or the sun, if it happened to be out,
would burn you to a potato chip.
If I never saw another palm tree. I would
not weep. They , are ugly, misshapen
things, on the whole, with nothing of the
elegance of a maple or an oak. There is one
type that is rather impressive, soaring up
like something in the South Pacific, but
most are grubby little things that have to be
-clipped or trimmed, and the fronds hauled
away.
Just like home, except that I'd rather deal
with autumn leaves than palm tree clipp-
ings. And you don't clip them. You need a
chainsaw, unless you're Tarzan. Show me a
palm frond and I'll show you a pile of dry
leaves, burning scarletly on a crisp October
evening.
they're worth.
Use parliamentary procedure effectively,
especially for a large group. The smaller the
group, the less formal the procedure should
be. A four page factsheet on parliamentar4
procedure is available by writing to the
• Resource Centre,- Guelph Agriculture Cen-
tre, P.O. Box 1030, Guelph, Ontario N1H
6N1.
Be aware of the "unfinished business"
portion on the agenda. This is a prime spot
for rambling discussions. Be quick to iden-
tify the issue and get a decision on what ac-
tion is to be taken.
Refer to a cornmittee any item which is
either too broad a topic to be covered or
which contains, many small details to be
decided. For example, refer decisions on the
color of tickets to be printed or the kind of
club that will be needed in five years to a
committee.
' Involve participants by directing ques-
tions to shy individuals or using buzz groups
or discussion groups to get everyone's opi-
nion.
Cover the most important items early in
the Meeting while people's minds are fresh.
Leave reports and housekeeping details un-
til the and.
By Bill Smiley
As far as a tan goes, i got a dandy. My
nose and my knees and the tops of my feet
peeled. Otherwise, I came home as white as
the belly of a fish, with a few freckles across
the shoulders.
Back to the people. The Canadians who go
to Florida, that is. They're rather a sad lot.
And they're everywhere. They think they
are having a hell of a time. They delight in
telling you that it is 68°F and it's -4°F back
in Canada. That's after you've slipped on a
sweater and put on some long pants, while
they sit around, growing goose -pimples
because they insist on wearing shorts and
sleeveless shirts.
They unabashedly hPag about their. ac-
commodation. They seem to eat out every
night. They run around in traffic that I
wouldn't even attempt, driving 40 miles to a
"great restaurant" which serves fair food at
arm -and -leg prices. Pity them.
My little brother, The Colonel, put me up,
or put up with me, for 10 days out of the 14 I
wasted. Before I arrived, he'd had my
daughter Kim and the boys, Nikov and Ben,
for two days. Before that, he'd had my sister a
for about two weeks.
He is extremely 'generous and hospitable,
but by the time I got there, he was a little on
edge, and I don't blame him. In his place, I'd
have just moved out, into a motel, and said,
Help yourselves." •
But he pressed on, cooking special meals,
taking people out to dinner, at great ex-
pense, and trying to convinee me that I was
hopelessly incompetent. We'd both lost our
mate in the past seven months.
He also had a dog, Cyndy, a big golden
Kaleidoscope
retriever, and a step -son, a big, golden boy
with a cheerful Charm and the awkwardness
and laziness of all teenagers who like sleep-
ing in, eating like alligators, and forgetting
everything serious they are supposed to do.
In addition, he had a house, which seemed
to be surrounded by jungle, and 64 glass
doors which he kept so highly polished that T
freciuently ran straight into one, thinking it
was open. I have a large bump on my
forehead to prove it. The glass doors were
constantly being locked and unlocked, an
unnerving experience for a guy who scarce-
ly ever locks anything.
He has to tackle that jungle, take the dog
everywhere with him, and worry about his
step -son's marks,- attitude, motivation, and
whether he'll get home tonight from the
barbecue or whatever. My poor little brud-
der.
Well, I finally took a little pressure off him
by accepting an invitation from a couple of
old friend a who lived not too far away. My
brother said, "He's all yours. I can't do
anything more." This was after he'd ar-
ranged flights, a rental car and a motel
where there were no rental motels, near
Disney World.
Two days at Disney World nearly finished
me: Ben, the whirling Dervish, and Nikov,
who wanted to ride anything that would
scare the wits out of a human being. And
Kim, who seemed inexhaustible, and
wanted to get theirmoney's worth.
Spent the final two days with the old
friends, went to a cocktail party, was fed on
such as fresh melon and strawberries, and -
lined up a door-to-door limousine service
from there to home. Some incompetent!
Maybe I will go back. Sometime.
•
Monday's winds really had everyone in a
stir. The telephone here at the News -Record
office rang most of the day as people called
in to report wind damages around the
countryside. At times things got a little
hectic around here and even a little quiet,
especially when the hydro went out.
Most of us survived the day with few
damages, but others will have their work cut
out, cleaning up the remains of roofs and
trees. Our poor feathered friends were
probably hit the worst. Just think, all their
diligent work, building nests for their
newborns are now d'estroyed.
Here's hoping that nice spring weather
will return soon.
+++
Margaret Thorndike of Clinton received a
pleasant surprise on April 29 when she was
honored by the Ladies Legion Auxiliary.
Eleven women from the Clinton Legion
attended the Zone C1 convention in Seaforth
on Sunday and Mrs. Thorndike earned an
award for outstanding service as a past zone
commander. The award, a Trillium pin,
bearing the Ladies Auxiliary crest, was
presented to Mrs. Thorndike by Theresa
Achtenberg, provincial president of the
Ladies Auxiliary Command.
+++
This Sunday, May 6 the Auxiliary to the
Clinton Public Hospital will honor young
hospital volunteers at the Candy Striper
Capping and Award Ceremony.
Twenty-five Candy Stripers will be
honored for the hundreds of hours they have
donated to the hospital.
The ceremony will be held at 2 p.m. at
Wesley Willis United Church. Everyone is
welcome to attend.
+++
Also on Sunday -afternoon, between 2 and 4
p.m., Clinton council invites everyone to
take a tour of the newly renovated Clinton
Library.
By Shelley McPhee
The open house is being held to encourage
people to see the beautiful new library
facilities. An official opening ceremony will
be held later this year, in conjunction with
the town hall renovation completion.
This Sunday, the open house will feature
tours of the library and coffee and
doughnuts will be served.
Please take this opportunity to see our
impressive library facilities. If you are
already familiat with the library, take the
time to visit to pass on your compliments.
Clinton now boasts a library that equals
any of the modern facilities located in larger
urban centres. Once you tour the library
yourself, I'm sure you'll agree that our
money was well spend on the extensive
renovation work.
+ + +
On May 8, the Clinton Library will host
another special event.
Mary Walker, a teacher at Fanshawe
College in London and author of the book
Homespun Interior Design Simplified, will
be conducting an informal seminar at the
Clinton Library, starting at 8 p.m.
Mrs. Walker is an expert in interior
decorating. She has designed new homes,
has worked as a design and sales consultant
and has had a daily decorating show on
CFPL Radio.
Her book looks at personal style,
decorating basics, space, line, form, texture
and pattern, color, lighting and flooring.
Mrs. Walker wrote that her book, "allows
you to take a tour through each area of your
home with a new awareness."
In her book, Mrs. Walker wrote that she
prepared the book, "because of my years in
the design field talking to many people, I
developed an awareness as to the lack of
material in libraries and in the market place
for the homeowner. Someone should provide
help for those adventurous but fearful souls.
This with encouragement from students and
friends, Homespun was born."
A copy of Homespun Interior Design
Simplified is available at the Clinton
Library.
Everyone is inVited to hear Mts. Walker
when she comes to the library on May 8.
+++
The Clinton Bicentennial Celebration
Committee will meet on Wednesday, May 9
at 7 p.m. at the municipal council chambers.
Michael Cavanagh, Southwest Area
Bicentennial Co-ordinator will be a special
guest at this meeting. The committee invites
Any interested local residents to attend.
+++
The Clinton- Town, Hall Steering
Committee meets tonight, May 2 at 7 p.m. at
the Clinton Public School Library. All are
invited to attend.
You can tell
a farmer
by his habits
+++
Don't forget, this Saturday is the first of
the month and that means the local Lions
Clubs will be out 'amaking their regular
newspaper pick-up.
The Londesboro Lions will be in Clinton
bright and early and over in Bayfield the
village club will also be looking for
donations. Have your papers, bundled, tied
and placed out at the curb first this Saturday
morning.
.A farmer is a person whoOWns between 20
and 30 hats. They have names on the front,
just above the peak - names like United Co-
op and John Deere. You can always tell a
farmer....but not very much.
Farmers never go out of the house without
one of those caps, and that's why all farmers -
have white foreheads. Sometimes they wear
them indoors. Young farmers wear them'
low over their eyes. Usually their dads wear •
them on the back of their heads and have the
uncanny ability to, in one motion, take 'off
the cap, scratch the scalp, and replace the
cap at the same angle in about 2.3 seconds. •
Farmers sometimes wear their hats in the
house until a)their wives make them take it'
off, or b)they, go to bed.
One can always recognize a farmer by his
fingers (sometirnes farmers don't have all
of them by the way). They are usually very
big and when you shake hands with one it
feels a lot like sandpaper - and they squeeze
as though they really are glad to see" you.
Sometimes after you shake hands with a
farmer he slaps you on the shoulder and
dislocates it for you.
If a farmer says it's going to rain, it does,
but rarely when their land really needs it.
Farmers like new cars and always buy big
shiny ones. Within two weeks after delivery
there is three tOlfotinfirChesl'of mud on the
new front Boon 4nats'a the, dashboard -is
covered with dust, a pair of work glove, a
notebook and three books of matches. In the
trunk of the new car .can be found air
cleaner off the pick-up, a pair of boots caked
with dried mud, a box of, miscellaneous
gears, cogs, two fan belts and three spare
hats.
Farmers are the only people whocan keep
their sanity while the rest of us bang our
heads on the wall in dismay over the
weather, government policies, the weather,
price increases, the weather and a county
council which often forgets most of its con-
stituents farm for a living.
Farmers read agriculture bulletins, The
Canadian Farmer and the financial page,
but not necessarily in that order. They know
a lot about insects, hail, crop dusting, irriga-
tion, interest rates, curling, animal husban-
dry, engines, electricity, welding, and
futures, but can never seem to figure out
what the heck those guys in Ottawa and at
Queen's Park are doing.
Farmers like roast beef (usually well
done), small children,' especially their
grandchildren, woodlots, big tractors, Hub-
bard squash,,pot roast and sometimes liver.
They like mashed potates with gravy,
homemade pie, and almost anywhere in
Florida. They like vacations, but not as
much as their wives do, big bath towels,
dogs, euchre and Hockey Night in Canada.
Farmers don't particularly like zucchini,
opera, the Liberals, hospitals, super-
markets, the 401, gas stations (that's
because they usually keep a gasoline pump
of their own near the barn, sort of a do-it-
yourself service station), implement
salesmen, bank managers and drought.
Farmers are people who are convinced to
spend a small fortune on a sprayer and huge
quantity of the new insecticide methyl
bethyl aprozean, only to find out that day
after they spray it has been banned by the
federal Department of Agriculture and the
Department of Health and Welfare because,
besides killing bugs, it just maybe kills birds
and a few people too.
Farmers are the people who know how to
raise food in such quantity, and of such
quality, we are a people blessed many times
over with their plenty at a fraction of the
cost of what many in other less -privileged
countries pay to eat.
A farmer is an eternal optimist who - in
spite of rain when his land is soaking wet
and drought when it is parched dry, hail
when his corn or beans are at their peak, not
• withstanding interest rates and collapsing
markets, government action or inaction -
still gets up every day, puts on his cap, and
once again makes it all work for all of us,
who so often take our farmers for granted.
-reprinted from the Kent County Federa-
tion of Agriculture.
Help support UNICEF
Your purchase of UNICEF cards and gifts
this spring can help make possible a
"children's revolution" which could save
20,000 young lives each day around the
world. The 1984 State of the World's
Children Report issued by UNICEF (the
United Nations Children's Fund) tells of an
inexpensive four -point plan that holds new
hope for millions of children in the develop-
ing world. Through breastfeeding, LITI-
munization of all children. supplying growth
camas to monitor ctuldren's development,
and through a simple technique called Oral
Rehydration Therapy to stop -the biggest
killer of children - dehydration caused by
diarrhoea - UNICEF is bringing about a
"children's revolution" that is saving
thousands of lives daily. Revenue raised
from the sale of UNICEF products is match-
ed dollar -for -dollar by the federal govern-
ment through CIDA (the Canadian Interna-
tional development Agency).
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