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She's still the best
Sunday, May 8 is Mother's Day and here's a toast to Morn, yours and mine, for
her love, devotion, patience and stamina
We may live in a liberated world, o society with changing ethics and morals,
divorce figures are at an all-time high and marriage on the decline, but still
nothing has changed or been discovered to equal or better a mother's love.
In the 1970s motherhood and family ties were on the wane. Many women chose
to seek a different type of personal success and satisfaction.
Having accomplished this new independence, in the 1980s, it appears that
more women are again thinking in a new way. They are realizing that there is
more to life than money, success and career equality with men.
The great strides that were made for women in the 1970s are now working in
harmony with traditional thoughts and lifestyles. Women are now combining two
images, two roles, two seemingly opposite goals, and they're succeeding. With a
great deal of determination and strength women of the 1980s are both active,
successful career persons as well as loving, attentive mothers.
Women are now more independent, they are bringing in a good family income,
they are raising children as a single -parents and yet they are still the mothers
we've all known and loved for centuries past.
Her loving smile is still our encouragement when we feel blue. She still fills our
home with warmth and security. She devotes herself to keeping us well and hap-
py and finds her reward in the pride of our achievement and successes.
Here's to mothers, whether she has the boundless energy of youth, or the calm
and wisdom of maturity - we love her best! -by S. McPhee
behind the
scenes
The Catch
by George Chapman
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want the job?
Nearly a dozen people are criss-crossing
the country, spending money as if they
thought they were single-handedly respon-
sible for bringing the country out of the
recession all because they want to ne
leader of the Conservative party. An equal
number are putting on their track shoes
over on the Liberal side of Parliament in
expectation of Pierre Trudeau stepping
down. One wonders, if psychiatric ex-
aminations were a required part of the
process of choosing a prime minister for
the country, would any of them pass'?
I mean would any!T,Tdy in his right mind
even want to be prime minister? Aside
from having a nice house with a swimming
pool and servants, what's good about the
job? If things go.right in the country it isn't
because the prime minister did a good job,
it's because of all those far -thinking
business executives and hard-working or-
dinary stiffs out there in the factories and
offices. If things go wrong, suddenly the
problem doesn't he with business or labor
but with governments.
As head of government you are to blame
for all the bureacracy that surrounds
government. All of us get tired of the red
tape that's involved in doing anything with
government. Yet the first time somebody
in the lower reaches of government does
something unfair or unethical, we demand
the resignation of a cabinet minister or the
prime minister himself for not having con-
trol of the government.
We've had a couple of "scandals" in the
last couple of weeks which is about the
ratio these days. Under our parliamentary
system we've adopted a belief in
ministerial accountability. That means
that if some manager of a government of-
fice in Whitehorse does something stupid,
the rrunister tor that government depart-
ment is answerable for it in Parliament. In
times of smaller government this might
have been possible but it's a laughable
situation today. If a worker on the
assembly line at Ford forgets to put a bolt
on a wheel and it falls off the first time the
car is driven you don't demand the
resignation of the president of the com-
pany. But we do in government.
But the minister is in a damned if you do,
danured if you don't situation. We the
public demand a human approach, without
red tape. Why does the government official
we deal with have to go by so many rules,
to get approval from so many superiors?
But we also demand absolute equality in
the way we all get treated by our govern-
ment. If each government official is Heft a
lot of leeway in decision making there is
going to be a lot of unequal treatment
around and if one person gets treatment
that seems to be preferential, the minister
is to blame.
Another reason for red tape is to make
sure honesty is enforced on all those
thousands of government decision makers
and clerks across the country who may be
tempted by all the money they're handl-
ing. And red tape exists because govern-
ment officials are trying to close loopholes
that" sharp members of the public have us-
ed to get unfair advantage from the
government.
Most of us have only seen bureacracy
from one side. Having watched two small
businesses grow from scratch, watched
new rules having to be made because peo-
ple took advantage of a lack of rules, hav-
ing watched tighter controls having to be
set up to keep track of decision making and
financial comings and goings, I can see red
tape from both sides. That's why I can une-
quivocally say I have no plans to change
my plans to have no plans to seek the
leadership of any party.
With Elaine Townshend
Odds 'N Ends
Spring Things
Spring is a time of sunshine and rain.
budding trees and flowers, the songs of
birds and the smell of warming earth - a
time for poets and philosophers to excel.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow wrote.
"i open wide the portals of the spring,
To welcome the procession of the flowers.
With their gay banners, and the birds that
sing
Their song of songs from their aerial
towers."
An unknown author philosophized:
'Never mind yesterday, life is today'
Never mind yesterday, lay it away'
Never mind anything over and done,
Ilere is a new moment, lit with new sun."
Sara Coleridge noted: "March brings
breezes loud and shrill, Stirs the dancing
daffodil."
Someone else noted' "A nice thing about
spring is that it always says it with
flowers "
Perhaps that was what Mary Dawson
Hughes was thinking of when she wrote
"i would like to send you the essence
Of myriad sunkissed flowers,
Or the lilting song, as it flows along,
Of a brook through fairy bowers."
From The Good World by Edgar A
Guest comes
''The Lord must have liked us, 1 say. when 1
see
sugar., spice
Failing senses
Most people begin to lose their senses, if
not their sense, as the passing years exact'
their toll. Sight, smell, hearing, taste anti
touch grow less acute, steadily but inex-
orably, in most of us.
This didn't bother me much. Deafness
runs in the family. My nose has been
broken so often that I can't smell much,
and this affects my taste buds.
I thought touch and sight would last
forever, or at (east to the grave. Touch is
still pretty good. If I touch a hot burner on
the stove, or the cold nose of a dog, I can
tell the difference.
:'ut since they started using that tiny
print in books and newspapers, I've had to
rely on specs to read, and even on the
highway, they seem to have pygmies pain-
ting the signs these days.
What disturbed me was that my wife
seemed to be failing rapidly. She has
always been noted for having eyes like a
hawk, ears Like a deer, and a nose like a
bloodhound.
The nose is still there. She can sniff an il-
licit beer at 40 yards. She knows exactly
when I haven't had a bath for a week or
washed my hair for a month.
But recently her sight and hearing seem-
ed to be growing dimrner and foggier. It
was strange. It seemed to be much worse
in the TV room. She could still hear the top
coming off a bear bottle in the kitchen
when she was upstairs with two closed
doors between. She could still see a speck
of dust on a surface I'd swear was pristine.
However, when we were watching TV,
the deterioration began to show. At first, I
was always hollering at her to turn up the
sound, or try to sharpen the picture. She'd
retort that I was getting deaf and blind.
Then she herself got fed up with the
shadowy picture and the inaudible sound
track, and I noted with some satisfaction
the failing of her faculties.
111t. 1111/(./111 111 Lilt 1 ‘JJ.11 trANUo. Lire green of the
tree,
The fl ash of the wing of a bird Litting by,
The gold of the grain and the'blue of the
sky.
The clover below and the tall pines above -
Oh. there's something about us the good
laird must love."
Robert Loveman wrote in the Rain
Song:
"It isn't raining rain to me,
it's raining daffodils;
In every dimpling drop I see
Wildflowers on the hills.
A cloud of gray engulfs the day
And overwhelms the town:
it isn't raining rain to me,
it's raining roses down.
It isn't raining rain to me.
But fields of clover bloom,
Where any buccaneering bee
May find a bed and room .A health, then, to
the happy,
A fig to him who frets;
it isn't raining rain to me,
It's raining violets."
Ruby Archer asked:
'Know you how roses came to grace the
world"
A feather from an angel's pinion fell,
A sunbeam caught and kissed it as it
whirled,
And left it blushing on the world to dwell."
dispensed
by
bill smiley
This went on tor weeks, the symptoms
steadily geting worse, until we had so-
meone in to watch a special program with
us.
"Good Lord!" quoth our guest. "What is
this — days off the silver, silent screen?
How long have you had this set, anyway'?"
After the usual bickering that married
couples go through to establish anything —
even the time of day — we agreed, not
without a certain amount of awe — it
seemed like only last year we'd bought it'?
— that the machine was 14 years old.
Our friend snorted in disbelief. "That
thing was worn out six years ago. No
wonder the picture' looks like a 1920s
movie, and the sound track is as sharp as a
stomach rumble."
We just looked at each other askance. I
think that's the word. At any rate, there
wasn't much skance in us. We felt pretty
much the way one would feel if the doctor
told one that a favorite aunt had terminal
cancer.
I mean, we had lived with this old girl for
14 years. We had almost come to blows
over whether She would watch Dallas or I
would watch a real, unreal Western.
We had settled family problems of great
moment, during the commercials. Our
grandboys had suckled at this fount of pap,
and thrived, turning into incredible hulks,
Batman and Robin, Darth Vader.
To just throw her out into the dump
would be like throwing your library out,
burning your Encyclopedia, ripping up
Plato and Hegel and Kant — that's a law
firm that has given us a lot of trouble. An
end to all culture in the home.
Well, we had to steel ourselves, but we
did it. Just as one throws a beloved aunt to
the wolves, we let the brutal TV men come
and carry her off to an unknown grave,
still alive, but barely; still whispering.
Then came the great wrench. How to
replace her. There was a confab that
lasted all day. We certainly weren't going
kaleidoscope
Klompen Feest is less than three weeks
away. Are you ready for it'
The committee will be holding a last
meeting tonight (Wednesday i at Mrs. Van
Damme's Holiday Horne at 3 p.m. to
finalize plans.
There are still a number of parade entry
forms available for interested families,
groups or indivivals. As well, booth space
is still available, just let the Feast com-
mittee know if you'd like to take part
And don't forget the Kick Off dance for
the 1983 Feest will be held on Friday. May
13 at the Clinton arena. Tickets are
available at most businesses. I understand
that a number of special decorations for
this year's Feest will be unveiled at the
dance.
The dance is also an opportune time to
try out those wooden shoes that you gladly
shoved in the hack of the closet after last
year's festivities. They look great on, but
they take some getting used to Start
practicing now
We're really gearing up for Klompen
Feest at the News -Record and next week
the special souvenir edition wi11 he
published in a number of local papers
to just go out and buy the first thing on the
market. Alter all, we weren't born yester-
day.
None of' this nonsense that we have
always used to buy cars: When we buy a
car, we go and look at them, kick the tires,
check the color of the upholstery, and buy
the thing. We have never yet visited more
than one car lot. We are the salesman's
dream. And we've never got a lemon.
Some people spend more money on gas
driving around and comparing prices than
they do in their first year of driving.
But we weren't going to be taken in this
time. After all, a car is merely a car. A TV
set is much more. As well as being a
source of entertainment and information
— how would I know anything about Mini -
pads without it? -- it is a refuge, a solace, a
babysitter.
A TV set is much more important that
parents or children. It is an escape from
the real world, an anodyne for pain,
physical or psychic-, a sleep -inducer, a
thing to make one feel superior to one's
fellow man, a warm, intimate look into the
lives of practically anyone from the cop on
the corner to Sir Lawrence Olivier.
You can't handpick your family. But you
sure can be choosy over your TV set, thank
goodness.
So what did we do? We went out and
bought the first one we saw, after
judiciously flicking it on and off several
times. You can't even kick the tires on a
TV.
But it has remote control. Now we're
really going to fight about who sees what.
I'll just be settled into Hill Street Blues
when my wife, deliberately and malicious-
ly, will switch to one of those dreary,
endless, stupid soaps she thrives on.
bike murder mysteries? Watch for The
Remote Control Button Murder.
Oh, well. There's no such thing as an ill
wind. At least we've got our sight and
hearing back,
Here's the real
fish story
Dear Editor:
My husband is a commercial fisherman.,
and often times 1 have heard people say
there are no trout, because the com-
mercial fisherman have caught them all.
This is not true, but you can't seem to
make people understand, because they
siMply don't want to.
My husband has offered to take people
on the boat with trim to see what is caught.
Many say they don't have to because they
already know. They can tell from shore
through their binoculars.
The following is an article that was in the
Toronto Sun by Outdoors Writer Ted
Gorsline which backs up what the com-
mercial fishermen have been trying to tell
them and the Ministry of Natural
Resources,
Here's a fisherman
who hates salmon
Ernest Schwiebert, perhaps the best-
known fly and trout fisherman in the
world, was in town last week to lecture at
the Canadian Fly Fishing Forum.
He has a lot to say about angling
technique c and in that area he is brilliant)
and he is outspoken in his views on splake
and coho, chinook and pink salmon stocked
in the Great Lakes.
Schwiebert said "the Great Lakes
salmon programs have been an economic
success but are destroying trout habitat."
He calls the salmon programs an "en-
vironmental disaster" and thinks the
splake program is for dum-dams. "Why go
to the bother of creating a new hatchery
fish when you have so many ready-made
wild strains of fish that would do the job."
He is not criticizing from ignorance. He
has two doctorates, his own environmental
planning company in New Jersey, and
advises government agencies in areas as
diverse as Alaska and Argentina.
Schwiebert says "the problem with
salmon in Michigan is that they have been
stocked in such quantities that when they
return to spawn, they root up so much
gravel making their spawning beds, that
they destroy the algae which aquatic in-
sects need for food."
Once the insects have been destroyed, a
stream is no good for resident fish or as a
nursery for young trout.
He says there are so many salmon in
Michigan streams now that they destroy
each other's eggs, and adds that fish and
game departments have not been in-
telligent in their choice of salmon strains
for the Great lakes.
"The salmon return in the fall, and
because of their size, they intimidate
spawning brown trout and keep them from
ascending the rivers to lay their eggs.
"There are plenty of salmon strains in
the west that run in the summer that could
be used. That way, the salmon and brown
trout would lay their eggs at different
times of the year."
Schweibert claims pink salmon, the type
planted by the Ontario Ministry of Natural
Resources, are a problem because their
"numbers are not regulated by available
spawning beds like other fish.
"Their young don't stay in the stream
atter hatching like rainbow and coho. They
leave right after they hatch, so they can
use sterile rivers for spawning.
"Their numbers are regulated only by
the amount of food in the lake, so their
populations grow to enormous size. When
they return to spawn, they come in
swarms and obliterate the beds of other
fall -spawning fish like brook and brown
trout."
Since pink salmon have now spread
throughout the Great Lakes, MNR may
unwittingly be devastating famous trout
streams in both Ontario and the U.S.
Yours truly,
Jean Reid,
Varna.
UNICEF thanks
The days and months are certainly
flying by Already it's May. the month of
Taurus the bull, the month when, ''Hoar-
frost is star-crossed. Cool breeze sweetens
early peas. Sun dapples apple blossoms.
('old enough to congeal a seal. Kissed by a
lilac mist. Time for a bucolic frolic,"
according to The Old Farmer's Almanac.
1 4
it's my favorite time of the year - ga rage
sale season.
The coming events section this week is
hill of all sorts of dandy bargain backyard
sales. offering everything from plants to
plates, baby items to bicycles
Re sure to take the garage sale tour on
Saturday from Clinton to Blyth
+ +
Three cheers this week to our devoted
Rayfield writer Ahhy Champ, who got the
news in by deadline time. despite some
minor difficulties.
Abby blew into the News -Record office
on Tuesday noon, somewhat wrinkled,
damp and breathless
in her jaunt over from Hayfield her
truck ran out of gas little more than half
way to Clinton Concerned that deadline
time was less than a half hour away, Abhy
braved the wet weather and hitch -hiked to
(linton, news in hand.
She made it in time and we got her on her
way back to Rayfield, this time with a can
of fuel in hand.
Rayfield readers, enjoy your Round
About The Village this week, your
correspondent went beyond the call of duty
to bring you the news.
With Abby's determination and devotion
i think she might make a good mail per-
son What's that saying about neither rain.
snow, sleet or hail .
Thumbs down this week go to me On
Sunday I took a photo of our devoted young
Candy Stripers, receiving their caps and
awards for hundreds of heirs volunteered
at the hospital
The picture turned out. but un-
fortunately it won't he running in this
week's paper My program with the names
of the girls was accidently left in my coat
pocket The coat was sent to the dry
cleaners'
We'll have the photo in next week's
paper Sorry for the slip-up
Dear Editor,
()ver the past year the Ontario UNICEF
Committee has received excellent support
from the news media of our province. I
would like to thank not only you and the
members of your staff, but all those
concerned citizens who so generously
supported the work of UNICEF DURING
THE LAST 12 MONTi-LS.
At a time when the plight of millions of
children is so great, and when the lives of
so many hang in the balance not just from
clay to day but from minute to minute, it is
heart -warding to realize that UNICEF
has the interest of so many fellow
Canadians. The monies which UNICEF in
Ontario has received will go a long way in
alleviating the suffering of thousands of
children around the world.
Approximately $500,000 was raised
through the Hallowe'en campaign and the
same amount was realized from the sale of
(;reeting Cards. These amounts are
matched by (IDA Canadian International
Development Agency). This means that
such programs as oral rehydration
therapy. the first breakthrough in stopping
dehydration in young children suffering
from gastric infections; child im-
munization against measles, diptheria,
tetanus, whooping cough, poliomyelitis
and tuberculosis: promoting breast
feeding and finally training mothers in the
use of a growth chart to arrest and prevent
child malnutrition and ill -health may be
implemented As well, clean water will be
provided to communities where even a
puddle of dirty water can he precious
in these times of economic uncertainty.
we, the volunteers of UNICEF in Ontario
are most gratified by the continuing
sympathy shown for those small beings of
thr world, who are all too often forgotten
Yours sincerely,
Elizabeth Gordon
Edwards,
Provincial Chairman,
Ontario UNICEF
('ommittee