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Life saving donation
More than 20 area people, including five Clinton firemen, are benefitting
themselves and the communities they live in by studying the St. John's First Aid
Course. It is being spon sored in Clinton by the Huron County Federation of
Agriculture.
These people along with an estimated two billion hove trained under St. John's
since the organization's programs began in 1883. Time and time again the value
of this program has been clearly evidenced by the number of injured that have
been cared for, and the countless number of Gives that have been saved by or-
dinary citizens when professional medical help is not immediately available.
The St. John Ambulance mobile unit is another vital part of this organization.
This first aid truck and trained assistants is always seen at local events, travelling
through the area to provide any needed service at fairs, horse races and sporting
events. Based out of Goderich, it services the Clinton, Blyth, Bayfield, Auburn,
Lucknow and Goderich areas. The unit provides transportation to hospitals, it is
also a storage area for first aid equipment and offers a warm treatment ores in
emergencies.
The white truck sitting at the sidelines at these events has been in operation
since 1968. R has travelled more than 100,000 miles, and hos now been deemed
unsafe for further use.
The local St. John's branch is sending out a desperate appeal to the community
for funds to purchase a new unit. Already $112,000 has been raised. An additional
$13,000 is still needed to buy a new first aid vehicle.
For the past 100 years the St. John Ambulance, a non-profit organization, has
been helping Canadians. In this urea St. John's set up the local branch in
Goderich in 1959 and has since trained hundreds of people in first aid programs
and provided emergency medical aid at public events.
Now in turn, St. John's needs our help in order to keep this necessary service
alive.
Donations can be send to P.O. Box 144, Goderich in care of St. John Am-
bulance. Your donation will aid the injured, and could help save o life. -by S.
McPhee.
CoId turkey
Non-smokers will be gloating when January 26 rolls around.
In case you've forgotten, that is officially known as Weedless Wednesday and
it's a time when those who don't can ridicule those who still do.
If you've already failed to uphold your New Year's resolution to quit smoking,
or if you're beginning to weaken, hold on.
Over the next week or so, and at least from January 23 to January 29, you'll
have lots of support.
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tin rofit le life
With the long, cold winter nights upon
us, the Canadian Roman Catholic Bishops
have certainly given us something to think
about besides the intrinsic value to the
Canadian culture of Playboy television
shows on the new pay -television channel.
The Bishops enlivened the normally
quiet holiday break with the release of
their discussion paper "Ethical Reflec-
tions on the Economic Crisis". Basically,
the bishops call for a reorientation of our
economy away from the pursuit of profit
and toward the betterment of human be-
ings. It has been labelled as Marxist pro-
paganda by right wing critics and welcom-
ed by union leaders.
It should be a surprise to no one that the
bishops took the stand they did, or that
they have been supported by leaders in the
Anglican and United churches as well.
What the Bishops are saying, of course, is
based on Christian teaching. Christ did not
preach the amassing of fortunes. He told
the rich man to give away all he had and
follow him.
It has always been a puzzlement how
many of the newer evangelical "born-
again" Christian movements are filled
with staunch, right-wing businessmen.
Christian teaching about caring for the
fellow man and about poverty seem alien
to the concept that the only report card
that matters for a business in the modern
world is the profit and loss statement.
And more and more profit is being used
as the only criteria for businesses. in these
hard economic times a company that turns
a good profit producing trash gets higher
marks than a company that barely gets by
contributing something useful. A company
that sacrifices a good relationship with its
employees in return for a few points more
profit margin is given the gold medal by
busineos leadership.
Rut if profit is the only thing that mat-
ters, why don't we elect Mafia members
head of the Chamber of Commerce. They
do a great job turning a profit. if profit on-
ly counts, why don't we make honest
citizens of those professional torches that
were on "fift.h estate" recently who burn
down buildings for businessmen in trou-
ble' They make a great profit margin.
By coming out against business for pro-
fit, however. the Bishops seemed to dome
clown on the side of labor Dennis McDer-
mott. head of the ('anadian iahor Council
certainly seemed to think so But. if Christ
were to come hack tomorrow. would he
really give the average ('l,(' member a
much higher mark than he gives the
average employer' Would he think the
worker who goes on strike even though he
knows the company is hanging on the edge
of bankruptcy is more righteous than the
eimployer who eventually closes the
plant? How would Jesus look on the
government employee who cries the in-
justice of being held to a six per cent wage
increase when that increase alone would
seem like a fortune to most of the people
alive on the face of the earth today?
I haven't read the Bishops' paper but 1
hope in there somewhere they attacked
greed, period, whether on the side of
business or the rest of us. Let's face it,
looking at the world as a whole, ' 1 per cent
at least, of us in Canada would be called
the greedy rich. We squabble over baubles
while two thirds of the world very literally,
wonders where the next meal is corning
from.
There was a time, a few years back,
when the study of the writings of Henry
David Thoreau was in vogue. Thoreau was
an American philosopher and writer who
lived more than 100 years ago. For a
period of two years he set himself away
from society and built a little one -room
shack on the shores of Walden Pond near
Concord Massachusetts. in those months
he looked at life and wrote down his
thoughts.
Thoreau wrote many valuable things but
one thing he wrote was that we need to get
down to the base -rock of our lives; clear
away, like the builder, the "mud and slush
of opinion, and prejudice and tradition,
and delusion and appearance," until we
get down to reality on which to build our
lives.
That is What we all must do periodically,
get back to the basics of our lives. if you
were faced with making choices in your
life what would they be? if you had to give
up things in order to keep others, what
would they be?
We usually don't make those choices if
we don't have to of course. it seems to me
that that is why we continue to have
depressions and wars, catacylismic things •
that shake up humanity and force us to re-
examine our lives. if we could re-examin4
our society more often, as the Bishops say,
then perhaps we could avoid these horrible
happenings but in peace and prosperity,
we don't see with clear eyes, we don't get
down to the Kase rock of reality.
it is sad to think that we are forced to ex-
pect. a future of periodic economic
upheaval and armed conflict but this may
be a natural way of putting a balance hack
in the world. a balance we have put out of
whack ourselves, both employer and
employee, by getting so wrapped up in our
own "profit picture" that we can't see
anything else.
Skier9s delight by George Chapman
su a r and spice
It isn't fair
WITH 19newly arrived, this is the
time for the gloom and doom merchants,
and they're having a field -day.
Just read the other day in the Globe that
the western provinces are in a cataclysmic
state, bordering on that of The Great
Depression of the Thirties.
According to this garabage, the west is
only about two jumps ahead of the
milleniuu a, the apocalypse. The learned
professor who wrote it is obviously a pro-
duct of the well-nourished post -Depression
era.
1t seems that there are all sorts of people
out of work in the west. They're having a
terrible time existing on pogie and various
welfare payments. Many of them scarcely
know where the next 24 of beer is coming
from.
Despite the black smoke of the pro-
fessor's statistics, he doesn't know what
he's talking about, as any survivor of The
depression in Western Canada will agree.
Was listening to a couple of younger
(around 40) colleagues of mine recently.
They couldn't understand why their
parents were so concerned with such
things as bargains, and turning off the
lights that weren't being used.
"I guess it must have been the Depres-
sion," chortled one. "They haven't got
over the hard tunes, and they're scared of
being destitute when they're old."
"Yeah," smirked another, who makes
about as many dollars in three years as his
father made in 50, "they seem to have this
thing. They run all over, looking for
bargains, and worry about keeping up the
house."
Neither of these chaps, or their wives, or
their children, has ever missed a meal,
unless by accident. Neither has ever lived
under the humiliating cloud of having to
"go on relief." the ultimate in soul-
destroying.
"Yabbut, 1 paid unemployment for
years," they chorus. Right. They paid in
about $100 a year, and the minute they're
fired, they start to withdraw over $100 a
jlieek, and there § no shActie, no humilia-
tion involved. The gums hint "owes" it to
them.
• They will never have to live in second-
hand clothes, or eat potato -skin hash or
pea soup bolstered by barley. They'll be
horrified if they cant send out for a pizza,
or Chinese. They will never have to ride
the rods, looking for non-existent work, or
depend on a good-natured housewife to
give them a meal, or sleep in jail.
In short, these youngish middle-aged
men don't know what a real Depression is.
']'hey don't know what a world war is.
They'll never know the searing reality of
not knowing where the money is to come
from to pay the fuel bill.
it's hardly likely that they'll ever see
their mothers weeping brokenly over the
sewing machine at midnight, which 1 have.
It's improbable that they'll miss a lot. If
things get tighter, and they will, these
chaps may have to curtail their daughters'
dancing or skating or piano lessons
inflation and the price of gas may
forestall them from driving their sons,
with $60 worth of hockey equipment, to the
arena at 5:30 a.m., feeling all good, and a
fatherly glow, after they've dumped, or
picked up, the kids.
But they'll miss the close-knit loyalty of
a family in truly hard times, when
everybody accepted the cold fact that
there was no money. And everybody chip-
ped in to help.
odds 'n' ends
At the movies .
During the 1981-82 Christmas and New
Year's season, the movie fare consisted of
several stories with "heavy" themes - con-
troversial story lines, topics to make au-
diences think.
Attendance at movie theatres was clown,
so, producers changed their strategy this
year. The 1982-83 holiday season was c'orn-
prised primarily of comedies - shows that
made people laugh and shows that became
box office smashes.
E.T. was still around, of course, and still
playing to sell out. crowds. Four of the
other top attractions were comedies.
Tootsie, starring Dustin Hoffman, pulled
the best reviews from critics and the most
dollars from theatre -goers. it was the
dispensed
by
billl, smiley
They'll miss the warmth in the family
circle that is playing parcheesi or monopo-
ly or crochinole, instead of competing
wildly in a TV push-button Bar Stars or
Outer Space Freaks game where nobody
wins except the conmen who peddled it at
$299.00.
They'll miss telling their kids stories,
becaitrse the kids get a better story on TV.
They'll miss the heartache of the
children who want a doll and a pair of skis
and have to settle for suits of long
underwear.
They'll rniss the thrill of children who
look awed and exalted when they're given
a dime for the matinee, instead of looking
surly when their allowance is cut to three
bucks a week.
They'll miss the often boring, but
somehow tenuous experience of having
cousins by the dozens (family connections
are out now.)
And they'll miss perhaps the most im-
portant experience of all: the knowledge
that somehow, despite all adversity, they
have kept their pride, have swum against
the stream, keeping their heads up and
trailing their families safely behind them.
I don't envy them too much, these
youngish middle-aged men and women,
many of whom are friends of mine.
They are good people. They have all the
right ideas. ']'hey bring up their children
right. They treat their parents (fairly )
well. They are not vicious, or malicious.
They have worked hard for the cocoons
they have spun.
But, da►nrnii, they don't know what hard
times are. Or they've forgotten, in some
cases. I want them to suffer. And the trou-
ble is, they won't. They just go on being
happy, and comfortable, and complaisant.
IT ISN"I' FAiR!
story of an actor posiiik e, a %,luau ul an
attempt to win a television role.
Put together the names of two favorites,
such as Hurt Reynolds and Gulch(' !lawn,
and movie-goers are certain to be curious
enough to flock to the theatres, regardless
of the storyline. Best Friends was describ-
ed as the story of two people who had a
very special relationship.
The Toy received fewer favorable com-
ments from reviewers, but it kept au-
diences laughing, anyway. Richard i'ryor
played the part (if a clown -and -out guy who.
in desperation, took a job as the toy of a
bratty nine-year-old aristocrat.
Kiss Me Goodbye with Sally Field was
the way-out story of a woman who had to
choose between her live fiance and the
ghost of her dead husband.
Mixed with the comedies were a few tear
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children's classics, but the over-all win-
ners were the films that made audiences
laugh
There were several reasons, of course.
()ne is that Christmas and New Year's are
supposed to be festive seasons. I,ogically
people select movies that fit the snood or
help to creat,' the mood.
Another reason is that during hard
tunes, such as the ones people have been
experiencing lately, it helps to be able to
forget personal problems for an hour or
two. Laughing at a farcical story on the
movie screen is one way to do it
A third reason is that, at the prices peo-
ple pay to see a show, they'd rather come
out of the Theatre laughing than crying.
A good laugh is what many people call
entertainment -
Ontario Lung Association presents new self-help program
it takes true grit to make
most. New Year's resolutions
stick. Especially resolutions
about quitting smoking Rut
that doesn't mean keeping
no -smoking resolutions has
to be a grim business, says
the Ontario !,ung Associa-
tion.
Quite the opposite, says
the Christmas Seal people
What they have developed is
a new approach to quitting
that highlights the upbeat
aspects of practicing
healthier lifestyles The On-
tario bung Association is
presenting province -wide its
new self-help program for
smokers ever\ where who
want to kick the habit
Called FREEDOM F'It()M
SMOKING, the program em-
phasizes nutrition, exercise,
personal rewards, asser
trveness, and the positive
benefits of saying "no
thanks" to cigarettes. 11 of-
fers a nuts -and -bolts way to
quit smoking in 20 days - and
make it stick for a lifetime.
Nine out of ten smokers
say they would quit if there
were a workable wa1 l'he
problem is when and how to
wit And the lung assoc•ia-
Pion believes 11 has
developed a way 10 help
'.niokers answer those ques-
tions for themselves
Whenever smokers ars
ready Now
Wanting to quit, says the
Christmas tical people. is the
key to success Rut
sonretiInes finding how to
quit ran be (-rah( a1
1 o help yourself or slF
nieone you love keep a no -
smoking New year ` resolu-
Pion for a lifetime, contact
your local lung association
It's a matter of life and
breath
What's a farmer ?
A farmer is a person who owns between
20 and 30 hats... They have names on the
front, just above the peak, names like ...
United Co-op ... John Deere ... You can
always tell a farmer ... but not very much.
One can always recognize a farmer by
his fingers (sometimes farmers don't have
all of them by the way), they are usually
very big and when you shake hands with
one it feels a lot like sandpaper; and they
squeeze as though they really are glad to
see you. Sometimes after you shake hands
with a farmer he slaps you on the shoulder
and dislocates it for you.
If a farmer says its going to rain, it does,
but rarely when their land really needs it.
Farmers never go out of the house without
one of those caps, that's why all farmers
have white foreheads, and sometimes they
wear them indoors.
Young farmers wear them low over their
eyes; usually their dads wear them on the
back of their heads and have the uncanny
ability to, in one motion, take off the cap,
scratch the scalp, and replace the cap at
the same angle in about 2.3 seconds.
Farmers sometimes wear their hats in the
house until (a) their wives make them take
it off, or (b) they go to bed.
Farmers like new cars and always buy
big shiny ones. Within two weeks after
delivery there is three to four inches of
mud on the new front floor mats, the dash-
board is covered with dust, a pair of work
gloves, a notebook, and three books of
matches. In the trunk off the new car can be
found - the air cleaner off the pickup, a
pair of boots caked with dried mud, a box
of miscellaneous gears, cogs, two fan
belts, and three spare hats.
Farmers are the only people who can
keep their sanity while the rest of us bang
our heads on the wall in dismay over the
weather, government policies, the
weather, price increases, the weather, and
a county council which often forgets that
most of its constituents farm for a living.
Farmers read agriculture bulletins,
"The Canadian Farmer" and the financial
page, but not necessarily in that order.
They know a lot about insects, hail, crop
dusting, irrigation, interest rates, curling,
animal husbandry, engines, electricity,
welding. futures, but can never seem to
figure out what the heck those guys in
Ottawa and at Queen's Park are doing.
Farmers like roast beef ( usually well
done): small children, especially their
grandchildren; woodlots, big tractors,
Hubbard squash, pot roast, and sometimes
liver. They like mashed potatoes and
gravy, homemade pie, and almost
anywhere in Florida. They like vacations,
but not as much as their wives do; like
them, that is if they don't come too close
together; big hath towels, dogs, euchre
and Hockey Night in Canada.
Farmers don't particularly like: zuc-
chini, opera, liberals, hospitals, super-
markets, 401, gas stations ( that's because
they usually keep a gasoline pump of their
own near the barn, sort of a do-it-yourself
service station), implement salesmen,
hank managers, and drought.
Farmers are people who are convinced
to spend a small fortune on a sprayer and
huge quantity of the new insecticide -
methyl bethyl aprozean, only to find out
the day after they spray that it has been
banned by the Federal Department of
Agriculture and the Department of Health
and Welfare because besides killing the
bugs, it may be, just may be, kills birds
and a few people too. Farmers are the peo-
ple who know how to raise food in such
quantity and of such quality that we are a
people blessed many times over with their
plenty at a fraction of the cost of what
many in other less privileged countries
pay to eat.
A tanner is an eternal optimist who in
spite of ram. when his land is soaking wet
and drought when it is parched dry, hail
when his tobacco or corn or tomatoes are
at their peak notwithstanding interest
rates and collapsing markets, government
action or inaction. still get up every day,
puts on his cap. and once again makes it all
work for all of us. who so often take for
):ranted our farmers
-- Reprinted from the I,ticknow Sentinal
Ity Bill Brady. (-F1'i, ratio
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