Exeter Times, 1899-8-17, Page 2T RE
EXETBIt TIMES
LEGAL,
DICKSON 84 CARLING,
Barristers, Solicitors. Neteries, Conveyancers,
Clonnuiesiontra alto
Money to Loan at per cot, wide per tient.
OFF1CIE:-.FANSON'S BLOC, EXETER.
X. B. CABLING.. B. A, X..11. IBOXSON.
woollier a tbe firm will be at Ronson en
Watley of each weele,
R iL COLLINS,
gayrister &elicitor, gooveyncer
BIETeln. ONT.
OFFICE Over 01140irs Bank.
ELLIOT & GLADMAN,
Barristers, Solicitors, 'Notaries
Conveyancers Sze, &c.
at -Money to Loan,
orFlim, MAIN - STREBT, tIXETER*
L v. mpimp.r. F. W. GLADDIAN.
MEDICAL
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TORONTO UNIVERS1TV, M D. C'. TimitY Ulliver
sity. Cr ctliton , Ont..
ri S. ROLLIN S n Aetna.
ipaxte Offices. Residenee :mom as fowler.
ly, Andrew st. Offices: 6pitelcintin's building,,
Main Dr Rollins' same 0,9 formerly, north
door,Dr. An104" 89.ii1e building. south door,
Q. A . ROLLINS, :M.D.. T. A. AWS, I. 1)
Exeter, Oas
T w .BAOWNING Td. D.,
U • P. S, Graduate Vietoria Univ. rally
office and. residence, Uominfou Labora-
tory, Exeter.
DR.RYNDINIAN, coroner fot the
oouuty ot *Huron, °thee, opposite
Oarling.Btes. star o,Exeter.
AUCTI ON E ERS.
4 BOSSENBERRY, General
. caused Auctioneer Sales cent tn.
allparts. Satiaraelloagearauteon Charges
=uterine. Belleau E. O. out.
ENRY EILBERLicensed'AlUe.
tiolieer for the Counties of Rutin
and Idiedlesex; Sales concha:lied at mod-
erate rates. (Moe, at Post..ottlee °e4.
to u L.
Neweemmaneasmoaarimmt
VETERINARY.
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JELLY MAKING.
In spite of our, inberited notIons to
the contrarY, there's no more "'lone
in making jelly than any other kind ot
preserves, for when you do the right
thing from beginning to arid it's sure
to "come" and.00rae fine,, too.
If you have to buy your fruit, get
just as good for jelly ae' you do for
canning, and never any that is dead
ripe. Of course, jelly can be inade
out of half-grown culled fruit ; but
you never can give jelly any finer fla-
vor 'than the fruit itself has; and be-
sides this the larger the fruit the more
juice it makes. So if ,voi raise your
own fruit, it is better economy to use
the culls for marmalade than jelly.
Wash currants in cold water before
you pick them from the stems; and
strawberries before they are hulled,
and dry them both on a soft cloth.
Neither strawberries nor red raspber-
ries will make a jelly that is firm
enough to keep its shape when turned
out of the bowl, but by using one-
quarter part red currants, it will
be.
Rub the down. off from peaches and
quinces with a dry cloth; cut out the
blossoul ends and stems, as well as
*tart to grow at one°, When they,
irts FOR
have Made ao inch or more et growth,
comMence leavieg the glans off each day 1titt
little longer than before antil they t TIIIE FARMER.
earl endure it without wilting, then
give full sunlight, *Do not water us -
the, ground feels quite dry to the
touch when stirred. Always tole luke-
warra water --soapsuds if obtainable,
Jeep a. close watch for inseets and it
found remove by hand, You will not
fail to have beautifol roses by follow-
ing these metiods, and always remem-
ber that a plant just starting growth
or while resting can be killed easier
hy too Inueh water than perhaps any
other way, while a Plant growing vig-
orously must be well supplied. While
the roses are blooming, give a weekly
watering with diluted manure water.
That from the chicken house to which
a little ashes has been, added is best.
Always cut the flowers before they
fully expand, removing 3 or t inches of
the stem. Unless this is faithfully fol-
lowed, your plants will soon be worth-
less. I have seen a single rose, left
on the plant until its petals dropped,
ruin the usefulness of the plant.
A CHILD'S FEAR. OF PICTURES,
Be very careful in the selection of
p'ctures for the children's bed -room or
the nursery. Remember that the lives
of little children are made glad or sad
by what they have about them.
One little child. would never go to
sleep in her little crib, if left alone;
even before she oould talk plainly she
would cry unless some one was near.
The mother had tried in many ways
Lo make the child less timid, but she
finaily gave up and. sat beside her
black and knotty spots, from crab- every night until she was in a sou.nd
apples and quinees, and then cut the sleep.
At last, ane evening, a Vary
fruit in quartern sensible auntie, came to visit mamma,
Don't have a thin dish or an iron and, after she had put Miss Baby in -
spoon in sight, but from first to last to he crib, she turned to go out of
use earthen, stone or graniteware. the room, but the pitiful cry of the
Use the least water you can in cook- little one soon brought her back be-
ing the fruit. Of course crab-apples side the crib, where she sat until baby
and quinces must have considerable, up
was in the land of dreams.
auntie reached up over baby's crib and
to about hall their depth, but there
ook from the wall a colored picture of
is no need of using any with currants Little Red Riding Hood and. the wolf,
and berries, if you, mash part of them ' and, from another side of the room a
ana heat them over a slow fire until lettere of this seine bad wolf, with
. wide open mouth preparing to eat up
the jute runs freely before you put the good oh( grandma. A.untie watch -
the rest. 1 e,d with much interest the next night
Make a double seamed ba out of to see if the removal of the ictures
Ext.:TER.
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cloth. 1 ing very lovingly, "Good night, dar-
she put her into her crib herself, say -
one -half as large out of cheap cheese -
When the fruit is cooked, wring the ling; auntie is going into the next
linen bag out of hot water; pour in ; room now." Baby sat up in her crib,
the fruit and hang it in a warm place looked. for the dreaded pictures and
where it can drain into a crock or wisely nodded her curly head as she
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ennent & iennentl g would • P
loose -threaded linen towelling, and wou be noticed by Miss Baby, and
deep bowl. After tbe fruit has drain- Pointed her tiny finger to the vacant
Graduate of the Ontario Veterinary col-
lege. ed an hour or so, pre,ss against the spaces on the wall, and. said, in her
Office -One door south of Town Hall.1 sides of thebag with two sticks or baby language: "Air gone, all gone,"
big spoons, and now and then squeeze then laid down and was soon sound
THE WATERLOO MUTUAL , it gently with the hands, but never .s,sleep. You may be sure that those
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are making • if you twist and wring gest anything disagreeable either to
Fun.: 1N STMANCEr i) . I wring it. It does not inake a particle pictures were never relaxing, but we
Established 'in tts53. 1 of difference what kind of jelly you replaced by other. s which did not sug-
HEAD OFFICE - WATERLOO; ONT I the '
e bag to get out all the
juice pos- , baby or her frienas.
Ibis Company has been over Tweetv-al,rh „eible, or boil the juice and sugar tO-
years in successful oper Won in Western I ,,,,thp,., • - • •
tt Is sure to have a biting,
Ontario,and continues to inSureagni list loss or 1 '- ---'
damage by Fire. Bailie II gS'Al erellam.lise 1 pungent flavor, and to be darker-
ketteetnetories and all other deseriptioas of
Insurable property; Intending' insurers have I colored. than there is any need of.
Be just as particular to use grena-
de option of InsuringOn tho Premium otear
lated sugar as good fruit. Coffee
cash System.
Durinc t he pile t tan years Lb is company has sugar has a coarse, disagreeable flay -
issued 57,e55 Polinies. covering property to the or. Moet kinds of fruit need a pound
an, lint 01 $40,8740;18; II Illi P1Lid in lossestilone
inietennot. of sugar to every pint of juice. Green
Assets. SP:13,100.00, consisting of Cash gooseberries and wild grapes need a
In 3 cult Government Depositand the. a:lasses- quarter or a half pound more than
aed Prciniuni Notes on hand end In force. this, while three-fourths of a pound. is
Jae nt Anne, Men President; 0 .11. Tnneet
secretary; 0. le ilMII114k. Iilqi eaur. . CHAS. enough for peaches or red raspberries
BELL, Agent for Exeter and vicinity. and currants together.
We forgot to say that peach jelly has
THE EXETER TIMES a better flavor if you cook about
at; published every Thursday morning at Measure the juice and weigh the
Times Steam Printing House
third of the pits with the fruit.
sugar; put the latter in the oven, and
the juice over the fire in. a porcelain-
atla n street, nearly opposite Fitton'sjewelry •
store, Exeter, Ont., by lined or granite kettle. Boil the juice A scrap of paper that carries one
-uncovered-twenty minutes, taking
10 cent 8 back to the very atmosphere of a great
JOHN WRITE It SONS, Proprietors.
off every bit of scum as fast as it rises;
Fint insertion. per line let the sugar get real hot, so the de,cisive battle in the world's history
RATES OF ADVERTISING:
To insure insertion, advertisements should the histoxical treasures of
Er eh subsequent insertion, per line3 cents jelly will boil as soon as possible after is among
be sent in not later than Wednesday morning. you put it in. When the twenty min- Blenheim House. On the paper are a
0 u r JoB PRINTINGDEPARTMEN T is one tle ; stir carefu
-- utes is up, turn the sugar into the ket- i
Ily until it is dissolved, cnize'n lines se,ribbled in pencil. TheY
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For Infants and Children.
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AN HISTORIC SLIP OF PAPER.
ten by the Outte 111.trIborough
the Battle of Blenheim.
PURE WATER, A.NIT PLENTY QF IT,
The plan here des:or:Med has given me
more satisfaction and real benefit
than the snme amount of money ex-
pauded in any other line, writes A,
D. Barnes. Some 100 ft, from my
house on lop of a high hill I drilled
a well through boulders and clay, and
Pat in what is called a drive well
P13.321P. I was fortena.te in striking a
good stream of wafter. Over the well
I erected a low tower and put up a
windmill., I then went abaut 30 ft.
down the incline of the hill and made
a large excavation 18 ft. in diameter
and 15 ft, deep. This I lined with a
rough stone wall 2 rt tnick, laying the
pare next the earth in mortar and that
portion toward, the center in oement.
'Phe bottom was levied with cobble-
stones awl, cement, the and _ea s__es were
carefully eesnented. The excavation
was covered wieh oak sleepers and
three inch boards. The whole was
covered with two feet of earth, with
ittex2tg
e exception m
of in the,cen.
The water is conducted underground
from the pump to the reservoir, in a
11-4-1.n. pipe from my buildings to the
beet= of tha$ reservoir, keeping it at
all points 4 ft. und.e,r the surafee of the.
ground. At the lower end of this
math. pipe, I have .three brancb pipes,
each three-fourths of an inch in dia-
meter. One goes ,to the cellar under
the house, then. up through the floor
into a sink. One goes into the horse
barn. and the other to nay packing
house. I also have a 60 -ft. hose and
nozzle which can be attached. at a
moment's notice, and 'as the reservoir
is 60 ft. about the hydrant the pressure
is very good. T'he. hose cart be used
for washing carriages, carpets, rugs,
windows, poeohes, noeses, etc., and
spraying lawns, flowers or shrubbery,
and in case of fire water could be
throwxt into any room, in the house or
on the roof of any of the farm hand-
lings. I heve an overflow pipe from
the reservedr, so that the mill can run
continuously, and as the reservoir
holds about 500 barrels, the water is
always pure. It .is just as fresh as
wheu it came ,from the well. The hy-
drants cut off the water bele* the
surface of the ground, so that it never
gets warm, nor does it freeze. e
My plant cost me about $400. Thl
drilling of the well was difficult, as
much of the material passed the,ough
was reek. The trenclaes were dug
through stiff cla.y, and. the piping was
more than would be necessary in many
cases. If it is desirable I can turn on
a small stream and let it run night
and. day for the benefit a the stock
inwouleldostsmorapt stere, or for irrigation.
earnestly recommend this
system of water works on dry and
rolling farms and. there are thousands
of them that oa'n be supplied by this
wonderfully handy system at a cost of
not to exceed $200 to $250.
ofgrapes growing at that point. O
if
course rnging As a thing that ea only
be done to a limited extent, and the
experiments cen onlybe tried, on scat-
tering i
branches, It s evident that all
that part of the vine below the out
Win suffer the following year and that
the entire vhae itself Would 'be Perna-
anently injured and perhaps destroy -
e1 if the Practice were made at all
general. As an interesting experiment
hoerever, to be made on branches that
one thinks of removing anYhoW, tral
of ringing will furnish an interesting
study to those curious ha such met -
at
ot the largest and best equippedin the County EMI jest as soon as it boils, draw- the were written by the Duke of Maribor -
ef Huron. ' All work en rusted to us wet re- kettle to the bach of th to A I ough at the close of the fierce struggle
quart pitcher is handier than a dipper' at Blenheim.
asses from, and 1 The tumult of battle was rolling
should be hot so the jelly will not set
bag out of hot water and strain the 1 westward., where French and Bavar-
ians were in disordered retreat, with
and waste. Wring the cheese -cloth
jelly through it into the pitcher. Wet Marlborough's cavalry riding fiercely
you fill them. Next morning put a i
1 in their rear. The slopes of the hills
the jelly dishes in cold water before
top and keep them in a cool, dry place. with the marshy plain were strewn
layer of melted paraffine wax over the ' ami -
This wax is better as well as more con- thirty thousand killed and
venient than a paper wet in brandy, woBuuntdemda.
. ment of the great figbt yet strong
because it shuts the air entirely out
Marlborough, with ' the excite -
within him, pulled up bis horse on one
of the little rustic bridges across the
Schwanbuch, anci scribbled these dozen
lines to his imperious wife in London,
to tell her of the great event.
Apparently the duke borrowed the
scrap of paper from some member of
his staff, for on the back of it are the
faclett items of a tavern hill. He used
the parapet of the bridge for a writ-
ing -desk. He had been seventeen
hours in the saddle, most of that time
riding in the very heart of one of the
greatest battles itt all history, yet the
letters are .firin in shape, a eurious
testimony to that serenely unshake-
able temperament which was Marlbor-
ough's most striking characteristic.
'wive our prompt attenton.
Decisions itegurdlng Newspapers.
1 -Any person who takes a paper regularly
from the post office, whether directed in his
name or another's,or whether he bas subscrib-
ed or not, is responsible for payment.
2-.1f a person orders his paper discontinued
he roust pay all arrears or the publiffier may
continue to send it until the payment is made,
and teen collect the whole amount, whether
the paper is taken from the office or not.
8. -in suits fOr subscriptions, the snit may be
instituted in the place where the paper is pub-
lished, although the subscriber May reside
hun treds of miles away.
4 -Tho courts have decided that refusing to
take newspapers or periodicals from the posb
office, or removing and leaving them uncalled
for, is prima fade evidence of intentional
fraud.
tARTEKS
erTLE
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PILLS.
7 CURE
18.en Headache and relieve all the troutdeis hid
dent to &bilious state of the system, such as
Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after
eating, Pain in the Side, &c. While their most
rensarkable success has been shown Insuring
SICK.
Vended's', ',et Inumeree Limo trim Pius
are equally valuable In Constipation, curing
and preventing this annoying complaint, while
they also correct all disorders of the stomaelt,
etimulate the liver and regniatei tee boweia,
Even if they only cured,
Ache theewould be tamest pripeless to tense
who serer from the; distressirgr complaint(
but fortunetely their goodnesS does not end
here, and those rite once try them will find
therM little pills valuable in se reerly ways that
they 'will hot be willing to do withoat them..
But tatter ell tick head
ehe bate of so eatne Otani/hat here is where
vs make our great boast. Our dIls cure it
'senile others do not.
Ceeteten Leine raven YILTA are vet e email
arid rely estayto take, One or two pills Main)
a della, They are itteette vegetable and do
vet gripe er purge, bet by their gentle gestion
please 411,010 use thine tn Oars atas centa;
ZVO for $1, 8old ererywhere, or dent by Matt
Caleane 21010110a Cie, noir Torn
to fil.1 the bowls and gl
and keeps the jelly moist and soft on
top. It does not cost much at first,
and can be used year after year if it
/
is washed and dried when the jelly is
ased.
GROW ROSES IN THE HOUSE.
In the first place procure good plants.
There is a vast difference in the am-
ount of vitality, in the roses sent out
by mail, but it is by the cheapest and
beet way to get them. They are dor-
ma.nt plants and arrive tightly packed
in moss. Immerse tbe roots without
removing the wrappings in lukewarm
water for two or three hours. Very
fertile garden soil well enriched with
old decomposed cow manure is best. It
should be thoroughly heated in the o
the day before being used, to destroy
insects. Pint tin eans are mucb bet-
ter than pots to grow house roses, for
they do not dry out tio easily. The teps
can be removetl by thening upside down
on a hot coal fire, leaving them in just
long enough to melt the solder strolled
the rim. Take them out with a poker
and give a sharp rap With the stove
handle, whet the lop will fly ofi. Cat
a hole an inch sgeare in the bottom
with a chisel and cover with a flat
(note. Roses abhor a, wet or soggy
earth, but to allow them to dry up
itt a pet is ju.st ae detrimental to
(heir health,
Cut the tops back about oneehalf,
learn to a good shape and cut mit all
broken and Misshapen roots, Set the
elarne half an ineh lower than they
were before and shape the earth well
,tround the roots, press down and Wa-
ter. Cover With glass fruit sans end
tiet in a bright, warm plate, bit not.
'n the direet gunfight. '.elif( 0411 6110111d
be removed every day to give alt, but
do not leave it off. The y oftee
HOW FARMER,S MAY HELP
ROADS.
It is easily possible for farmers to
keen couna,try roads in a mucb better
condition than in.ost of them are at
present. The individual can afford to
do road mending on the same principle
that he repairs fences and buildings,
"It pays me." And a land owner ought
Lo feel as mudie shame, even guilt, be-
fore the general public over a mudhole
that can be draine,d, or over a choked -
THE
SUMMER SIVIILES.
Mrs. Wriggle -Where shall I put
down this $10 that yon paid yesterday
for pew rent ? Mr. Wriggles -Under
fire insurance.
Left His 'Nenae-Lady - A gentle-
man oalled, you say? Did he leave
any name ? Peeler Maid -Oh, Yon'm-
He said it was Ientmaterian
Pat, eaid his young, wife, I wisb
you eivouldn't put your knife in your
mouth when you eat. An' phwere
would yez 'hey ,met put it said Pat ill
aatonishMent, in me eyes ?
Miss Howler, who sings(?) -,That gen-
tleman you jus n' nitrodueed me to said
he would give anything if he had my
voice. By the way, what beeiness does
he fellow? Friend -He's an auction-
WORDS THAT LIVE.
When a man pays a woman a com-
pliment it is said that she never for-
gets him.
That's pot exactly the way of it;
she sometimes forgets the man, but
she always remembers the compli-
ment.
Dismal Da wson--Wliat made yer
swipe dat blot of °snicker when yer
might jest ez easy yinched a wad of
silk? Weary Willie -Way me feelin's
Sorter vrent out ter dis stuff. It don't
yer know. ,
Lawyer -What is your age, madam?
Fail; witneSs-1 am-er--that is
-er--- Lewyer, sarcastically --
Madly remember madam diet every
moment you gain now win be to your
advantage.
Mrs. De Tanque-You horrid wretch!
Aren't you ashamed of coming home
in this condition? De Tanque-No,
stair; I'm, hie„ peolud of it. Ain't
many fellows% ean fin' th' way home
when they're full's this.
Clerk -This man writes that he feels
10 per cent better since he began to
take DUI remedy. Patent Medicine
man -}Pm -evidently a elerical error -
he meant 100 per cent. C•orrect, it ac-
cordingly and have the letter pub-
lished.
Biggs -I understand Blinks has join-
ed the non -treating club. Boggs -He
has only taken the nest degree yet.
Biggs -1 don't understand. Boggs -
His vow forbids him to treat others,
but daes rtut prevent him from accept-
ing treats. --
Grimes, to Spencer, who has told one
af his best ntories-Ha, ha I Do you
know, Spencer, I always did like that
story. Spencer -1 thought you
must Eave heard, it several times. You
wouldn't be likely to tumble to the
joke the first time you beard it, you
know.
No, said Miss Cayenne, I don't think
I should care to vote. Public affairs
are too difficult for me. You used to
say they were very simple. I have
changed my mind. It seems to be al-
most. as hard to determine whom you
should snub in polities as it is in so-
ciety.
Mrs. Jones -Your son Thomas sick?
I'm sorry to hear that. Mrs. Greene
-Yes. The poor fellow was out
painting the town, as I have since
been infoa‘med by yming Slater, who
lives next door and Pna afraid the
smell of the paint was too much for
him. His stomach is not very strong.
Mrs. Peck -God created tbe universe
-the world, animals and man, and
last of all he created woman as a
grand climax. If sine is not superior
up sluice along . his premises as he
ought over neglected cattle or a dis-
play of filth.
It is not necessary to wait for the
road -working season to some. The
most profiteble, common sense work
can be put in a little at a time, if at
the right time, Drainage is the be-
ginning and the ending of the whole
matter, if roans are to be roads and
not sloughs. Watering -troughs and
hillside springs are common causes of
standing water, yet it is a very Si131-
pie matter to direct the water flow-
ing from them in the way it should
go. A stone, a loose board, a chunk of
sal washed down against the end Of a
sluice may choke it up till it is worse
than nothing. Five minutes' work
would. send the water rushing throw])
its proper channel. It is not uncom-
mon to see water following the wheel
rut for rads'When a man with half an
eye can also see that a mere cut
through the ridge at the edge oftbe
road would lead the water into ,the
ditch, perhaps down a bank.
Dropping into a bad bole or soft
place ti few superfluous stones now
and. then to keep the water out would
work a double -headed blessing. to all
passing that way. T:leaving out a few
stubborn old stones from tha track
would work detriment to the black-
smith and wagon maker perhaps, but
a big saving to the farmer. If all
such patching were thus well kept up
the yearly toll of pane service would
count more and more toward the good
Teaas of winch sal are dreaming and
talking. 'Tills view ef the subject is
no mere than one feature of practical
laming intelligence, economy, a mere
looking out for number one, no tnat-
tar hoev many oilaers ate also bene-
fited.
Only 70 years have elapsed since the
first. railway in the world was finish-
ed. During thet eenaparatieely brief
period, 400,000 Miles have been eon-
streeted, the 13ritish Empire account -
big for about one-sixth.
146)re" After. "77oca's Itosphodirto,
Gregt Eng/isii Remedy.
Sold and recommended by ell
druggists le Canada. Only reli.
able medicine aiscoverea. 81x
fortat SOxtlearectealttl ogus9,41.51r1 feeVreetots cotittritebuilifl
or exeess, Mental Worry, Exceeetve nee of TO
beceo, °pieta or Stimulante, Mailed et receipt
of price, ono priekage $1, six, $6. One 1.0141(1to4
affC soil& eiire. Pamphlets tree to any address,
Vise Weed CanapanY, Windsor, Orit,
W'ood`s Phosphoditie is Etoict it Exeter
by ntowsiug, druggist,
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Oastorla is put up in one-eize bottles only, Ilr
in not sold in bulk, Don't allow anyone to sell
you anything else on the pies or promise that if.
is "just as good" and "will answer every pur-
pose" Ann - See that you get 0.A.B-T-0.31-I-A.
The ha*
1,44e
simile
denature over
of wrapper.
WARM WEATHER DEFINITIONS.
now Otte May lEnater,,tand tbe nitilaIlus
liSfilzed ill mese Days,
Heat -A system arrangecl by nature
for the purpose of sending people to
the mountains and seashore and the
hospital. From the Latin words,
"sweltoribus geewhizibus," meaning
"Ain't it awful?"
Prediction -A plan of prophecy in-
vented for the purpose of telling the
future movements of the weather
wbich the weather never makes.
Breeze -An atmospherical condition
which arrives in time to make the
weather colder on a cold day and
which stays away for the purpose of
making the weather hotter on a hot
to man, why was she created last?
lienny Peck -Well, my dear, 1 sup-
poee-er-that He wanted to ' be able
to attend to the whole affair of crea-
tion Himself.
At Wolverhampton the other day a
horee bolted and ran into a crowd of
children going home from school. The
driver was pitched bead forewent
through a tradesman's window, and two
little girls named Jones and Cresswell
were run over. The girl Jones was
badly injured, and died an now after-
wards.
GIRDLING GRAPES.
Anuen,g the tnany artifitial expedi-
ents ior • making plants do as one
wishes, that of girdling or ringing the
grape, which if( now end then peactie-
etcl by' hertioultttriets, is not the least
curious and intereStir4, says the Hancte
stead. It consists of the entire remov-
al of the bark juSt below the fruit Otis -
tet about a 'month before the time of
ripening. Eto effect is to hasten the
ripening by a Week or twos and to in-
crease the size Of the iruit, The sap
ascends through the pores of the wood
anl sustains growth, hat on descend-
ing the elaborated sap, whieh passes
down betWeert the Wood and the bark,
can go no lower than the point where
the vine has beat girdled. It Stops
there and goes to feeding the bunch
Children Cry for
CASTOR lAr
day. From the Latin words, "Grinori-
bus bearibus," naeaning "Grin and
change your wilted. collar."
Thermometer -- A thirst -producing
machine invented for the benefit of
drug stores. When hung on the outer
walls it denotes ice on the inside, and
by insinuation drives linmanity to
drink. From the Latin words "Jumpo
jameshyhickybus," meaning "The more
I climb the more you kick."
Weather man -A species of torture
invented for the purpose of saying
"cooler weather and westerly winds
to-catorrow," Supposed to be the only
living retie of the Portuguese words
"Guessa gain," meaning "The air is so
full of climate that I cannot find the
weather."
Seashore -A disease which breaks
out. violently when the weather gets
waren and costs from 03 to $10 per
day to cure, according to the size of
the hotel and the location of the room.
Also a remote place where everything
is cold till you get there. Derived
from the French words "Sichim et,
soakhim,". meaning "Take your bank
account with you if you don't care to
walk back."
Cool spot -A peculiarity of every-
body's house except your own en hot
weather, if you let them tell it. A
place that is easily found when not
wanted and cannot be located 'when
sought for,
Terenen remote period of time
used as a guess foundation by the
weather man. A twin brother to Nev-
er and. a second cousin to I Don't
Think. From the Greek words "Mor-
rowbus eerhapsibus," meaning "It will
he, if it isn't."
Daughter -Papa went off in great
good humor this morning. Mother --
My goodness 1 That reminds me; I for-
got to ask hka for any money.
Mr. Penn- One physician saes that
the tramp instinct is a disease: Mr.
Pitt -Does he recommend, a change of
scene as the remedy?
In kinhoed be clung to the bottle
And leis was the pinkest ef toes;
In manhood he clung to the bottle
• And las was the pinkest of nose:
Catarrh
Shackles
Broken in 80. Alineitell
It's an .alarming fact, 'buil
statistics bear it out, that
at least to in every hun-
dred persona in thin
country ate tainted in a
losset or greater degree
by that disgusting, effect.
sive and clangorous dia.
easo--Catarth. If 012p.
toms ono ear,such as cold
IA the load, dizziness
pains in the forehead;
headache, dropping In'
the throat, offensive breath, loss of taste and smell,
the Catatrh shackles may be tighteting about you-,
JOU. AGNEWig CATAItitlIAL racvnran,
14 the Mott , potent Catarrh tufd known to.day-
Reoomaiended by eminent nese and throatapattial.
Ina -gives relief in froin so to do Minutes,
"Fer year1 was it_vlialre of Arden Otnarrit;
the drat epplication of Dr. Agnevel Catarrhal port.
apt grefe Me Instant relief, and In Ali .itiorsdibly
short While1 Was_pArnianeutly ettrege—jaiete
lisediee Duedee
Sold. by 0, Luta, Exeter,.
ISIERTv /11111tV11:01.141._,(1
covery that cure the wurit
Nervous Debility Lost Vigor alai
BEANS Failing Manhood; restoreail
by over -work, or the errors or e
weakness of body or mind cams
ceases ol youth. Tlale Remedy ib
whitely cures the moat obstinate eases when all °that
TRAATMENTS have failed even to relieve. Sold hydra&
gists at 81 per package, or six for $3, or sent by mail ott
-mint of price by sti4ressing..TrIE JAninsi,neniOnelE
'Sold atBro-wisiug's Drug Store Exeter
CURE ALL YOUR PAIRS WITII
Pa n-KHIer
A Radioing Chest In Itself.
Simple, Safe and Quick Cure for
CRAMPS, DIARRHOEA, COUGHS,
COLDS, RHEUMATISV
NEURALGIA.
26 and BO oerrt Bottles.
BEWARE OF IMITA'TIONSi.
BUY ONLY THE GENUINE.
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quarters, andthe whale happens tie
be yelling, with tender, thin hide the
harpoon flies right through the hide,
the ,rope holding the wounded creature
fast, and men are despatched in been
to spear the prisoner.
Since last July more than a hundred,
whates, have been shot, and not a sin-
gle shot has been lost, although in
ane or two cases it has been necessary,
to fire a second harpoon before a
struggling monster was killed, Thc
whales, are towed into the harbor and.
tiered., to be dragged by steam -power,
and logging chains up the slippea•en
slanting wharf.
LOUBET'S GUARD.
Twenty ertvate Detectives Attend lUnt
bay and Night.
ne secret force charged. to protect
the French President is far from scant,
and if he had been willing to keep
it to its functions, it might have
spared M. Lontest the attack of the
and. if he had been willing to keep
„
other Sunday. It is a force quite
apart from that which ever3rbo4y sees,
from the army contingent, the olice
and the reserve post of the city guard,
1 purposely displayed and serving above
• all for decoration. This service that
WHALING AT SNOOK'S ARM. nobody sees is composed of 20 person
eeen in permanent service and. 5() per '
The Levitation; of thethe President travels, tq
of Newfoundland, is a scientific, what -
Deep ..r Now sone when
chinery, li,viliels M. Loubet's predeoes-
Kilted by somatic App....I:cc: say nothing of a currently reported
" • third service, whose mysterious role
'AIt Snook's Arra, on the east coast is denied by the police., All this man
ern Ileraisphere. Here, as well as at miGirdmstinoa'bfilla reapiluablicco.mpliel"en in the
the great whaling -stations of Iceland This escort, with oonsign never to
end /gamey., venally one:meted lose sight of nim, makes M. Lai ot
sbearners are employed, equipped with they say, positively miserable, He
every appliance that skill eon devise. itgaveirriosme ttoheamn tbe other
dinacyecleatinta.
et• small harpoon is no longer hurled There was consternation. All the bi-
from the hand of some trained Eskimo, cycles of the palace were set in riotion;
hut am immense iron bar, more than there was riding hither aid yen, and
six feet long, with great wings or 1.41)eetar'iviirasn'clilloligvetrileedCiptzyn,wwehneadilVelg Lt°1111;
fthia:gilere0. offeeea feereotssfroesexaceopnte tehnodt,-Libikeye aVenne of the Martine Elysees in quiet
corivereatiori with his sow
eve; folded baek to the main shain-in 1 ' — - •
n•ona fired freak; a cannon oil the ship. BUSY CSIC)C"'
There is it large prejeetile at the end, But it very silaort time ago a Sicilian
filed sharp and pointed so as to pene- advocate was found guile), of 03 MI -
trate the evliabne body, it is nettled ferent acts of fraud, rOr his indes.
with combustibles that generate vol- try and enthusiasm in. the cause of die -
twine of gas. boneety be WaS Seetewe 1 to 189 yeata'
A Man with steady nerves and quick iMPrieesnnento
taro is ictt the eannon, and in an ----nen*"
instant abere is a flash, and the great me neineme'n-e am going to buy a
harpoon is herbed, through the air. '
With unerring aim it plunges into the "Melee° nitik wagoll' The ri"se-
whale's side, tlie Wings on the cross- kegegsr-sYes,eitit V.L1,11/ btheesocoavvPrsprmiaitike
bar suddenly flying. horizontal, and -
the ,eXpLoding projectiles gerierating Yoca 521
great volumes of gas that keep the
and almost without suffering, if the Children Cry for
body afloat, Death is very speedy, 1
range is not too close, i
When the eannon is fired at dose,
ing-station, the only one in the West- stor kept in constant occupation, seeme