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Exeter Times, 1898-11-3, Page 7Wollien Guides in Berlin. • .113erlin has now women guides for the pity. They axe partly elderly, partly raiddleettged ladies, with a certain am- ount of knowledge of the world, &cane aciquaintaricie wita languages and an assured and amiable demeanor, to lvhose care lone female travelers or the _lady travelling parties recently im- ported, fro ne Scandinavia and Ameri- ca intrust themselves. Most of these resolute persons are Russians or A.ue- trians. They also do shopping and oth- er business for people living out of town. Squire Clover listeaed in silence, but with a quiet smile upon, his lila, to his old cronies' yarns of their var- 'ous haps and mishaps in their young- er days in trying to get possession of the girl of their choice. But after they had all sleeken he knocked the ashes out of hie pipe, and, proceeding to fill it, said: "Ay, neighbors, y've told some pret- ty queer stories, but 111 warrant I can tell one that'll match aem. I rath- er guetis 'twould astonish those ac- quainted with my quiet, modest -look- ing wife, yonder, to know how it was that I thought of takin' her for bet- ter or worse." "Now, David," expostulated Mrs. Clover, both reddening and smiling as she met her husband's quizzical look. "Why will you tell that silly story? If you hadn't cered, to take me, you could, have left me alone." . ".A.h, sure, it's easy talkin'," said the squire,shaking his bead with de mare gravity. "But when a girt—an especially sich a preety one—flies di redly into a, fellow's arms what else can he do? That's what I'd like t know I" (. Mrs. Clover gathered up her work' and ran away, and her husband, aft- er shaking his jolly sides with silent laughter, gradually recovered himself - and proceeded to satisfy the curiosity he had aroused, thus: ' "I was a poor boy, as perhaps ye know, with nothin' but a pair of stout arms an'. broad shoulders to push my way in the world with. "The summer I was twenty-one I went to work for Sue's father. Mr. Bean was a well-to-do farmer, and Sue his only child. He wasn't any - ways stuck up about his property, but he set a great store by Sue, an' as he knew that some day she'd have as good a farm as there was in the coun- try, nat'rally expected that the man who got her would be able to give as much as he took. "So I had no more idea of ever ibein' Sue's husband than I had of flyin', • yit the fast time I set eyes on her I knew, as well as I know now, t t wonnther woman would ever be to me what she was. , "They were real nice sort of folks, who treated their help like their own family, an' I soon began to feel at home. "All but with Sue; I couldn't seem to say two or three words to her without blunderine an' was always doin' some awkward thing or other when I went nigh her. "I don't think I'd have felt quite so shy if I'd have known her opinion of me, for I wasn't a bad-lookin' chap in my young days. "I hadn't been to Mr. Bean's long afore I found out that Sue had beau. His name was Silas Peterkin, son of the storekeeper down at the village. "He was a white-faced, slim -waisted feller, with little hands an' feet, that I'd been ashamed to own but which ' he seemed to feel mighty proud of. . "Sue never seemed to act as though she• had any partic lar Won' for Silas, • but 'twas easy seen that the old folks ' met great store by him, an' was mighty, pleasant at the idea of his steppixe up • to their darter. ; "So matters went on until Septem- ber, when Mr. Bean give a huskin' party. We young fellers set to work with a will, an' afore sunset the corn was all husked, an' piled, away, an' the barn floor swept clean for the dance an' supper he was to have in the evenin'. "Pretty soon the women folks be- gan to flock in, but Sue was the pret- tiest of the hull lot; dressed ill her; white frock 'th the pink ribbon tied around her waist. "Silas Peterkin, he was there, of s course, an' as soon, as I saw him I went to the house. As I was standin' on the back t steps, out of sorts with myself an', I everybody else. I heard a voice say: a "'David ' g 'An' turnin' round I saw Sue, lookin' as snailin' as a basket of chips, In " you comin' down to the s barn?' says she. r " 'I rather guess I ain't vvantede na '"Ooltn batik to the house, I shut ev- ery door an' winder. "Then tbinlein' of the folks in the barn: I ran claWn through the gar- den toward the Madder where it Stood. "But I had hardly gone two yards before it came--lif tin' me off nay feet itee laurlin' me against an opposite fence "/ picked myself up an' hurried on. As come in sight of the barn—or, rather where it once stood—the air was filled with dust an' flyin' shin- gles an' timber. "As soon as it cleared away a bit, saw Sue standin' in a most perilqus position right in the midst of it I I shouted to her to come away, and just then the wind thole her uP, as if elle was but a feather, bearire her direct-, ly toward me. I opened my arms, an' she came right into them: "As she did so, one of the flyin' sticks hit one of my arms, malein' it useless, but holdin' her tight with the other, I took her be some low bushes in the little hollow between two hills. "Sue escaped without a scratch. Ma arm was broken, but, considerin' who nursed me, you needn't waste any Pity on me for that l" WHAT BLIND NEN DO. Hide latencies end Horses and Lf sub Menu' ah Taos. One is sometimes almost inclined to doubt if seeing is, after all, so neces- sary a sense as it seems to us who en- joy it. Blind people can, if they will, do so many things which we are apt to regard as reserved for men and women with eyes. One of these is a beind gentleman of Pais who has taken to riding a bicycle. He does ot indeed attempt to ride entirely lone, but is accompanied by a friend who touches him or his wheel from ' rom time to time in .such away as to _ ssure him that he is getting in no ne's way, and his way is clear. e Other blind persons have clone things ico, as remarkable as this. Mr. Edgar, a. blind man who founded a museum for the blind, was able to ri tt horse, swim in the river, go abo alone through the streets of Pari and even to explore without a gui through the precipitous mountain r gion about Cauterets, in the Pyr nees. He also wrote and published te volumes of poetry—not so remarkab an achievement for a blind perso since poetry and blindness are ofte found, in company. A still more r markable blind man was Vidal, th sculptor, who indeed learned his ar while seeing, and, lost his sight at th age of 28. Be was not discouraged b this calamity but became a aculpto of animals. He was so proud of h triumph over misfortune that he sign ed all his blind work "Vidal aveugle —Vidal the blind man. HER EXTORTIONS AND CRUEI0TIES' .DESCRIBED BY A SPANIARD. S )(trees of Weykaos Farninic—'1 he 'll'ax-Iture leetives—Olinneo's Punishment of a tentactone Murderer -Neogene' of hr. ilebtai-autetia Eguo mintehol by Itattlatia Dia Pinto de Guintares, a Spaniard and resident of Manila, prints in the Revue des Revues of Paris an article on "The Spanish Reign of Terror in the Philippines." In it he says; "No stranger can form any ,idea of Vexations, formalities and regulations so ruinous to private and public in- terests as thoee which the Spanish of- ficials have invented and put in force in ta Philippines. These gentlemen have but one object in life, to make' as large a fortune as possible daring their terms of three or six years in the archipelago and then return to Spain to escape the curses of the un- happy natives. The notorious Gen, Wenler was Governor-General of the Philippines for three years and was a shining model of well -regulated econ- omy. His annual pay was $40,000. Out of this custom compelled him to disburse large sums for his personal expenses' and to subscribe generously to various public works and charities. Not -Withstanding all these demands upon his purse Ellie prudent General contrived to economize and depd'sited In bank, at London and Paris, an amount which his own compatriots es- ' for his cruelty, kicked him downstairs( The General knew taat if he bad court-martialled this. °Meer the latter shocking sen waccjiti4bteed. tate of Dr. Itizal. This eatnueiastia patriot was an Intelligent, learned man, who had been educated in Spain and Prance. For writing a hook against Spanish op- pression he was exiled to the island of 1)apitan. There he met a young wo- man of Irish 'parentage, with whom he fell in love. They were engag- ed, to be married when, on some pre- text, the doctor was brought back to Manila, sent to Madrid to be tried, and from Madrid sent back to Manila. The GuahntaellpsY tgirl resttowehfOmt hekestwoArs: betroth- " `RVery one knew that Dr, Rizal was innocent, All that could • be brought against him was the publica- tion of his book, and the Spanish of - read ' itroNetvreierathehtiets,hahde never °Croenn- :lame )d to deatb. I then asked per- mission to be married to him, and they granted my request, thinking to add- to .the horror of his martyrdom. The marriage was celebrated by a friar the same day on winch he was sentenced. I passed that whole night on my knees in prayer before the pri- son door which shut my husband from me. Wheh morning dawned' the doe - tar came out surrounded by soldier's, Ins hands bound behind his back. 'they took him to the -Luneta, the fashionable promenade of the city, where all military executions take Place. The Lieutenant in command of the firing party asked "my husband where he Would prefer to be shot. He replied. "Through the heart." "Im- possible." said the Lieutenant. "Such a smf:elvdnoitre is granted only to men of rank. you will be shot in the back," A mo- rasftsehraunityedhusband was dead. The timated at from $2,500,000, to 0,000,- 000. The conduct of his successor, Des- Vijol, gives a clue to the mystery of the General's economics. On the day pf the arrival of this new Governor- alen-eral at Manila one of the richest ;Chinese merchants of the city offered de ut ym a present of sa $10,000 AS A TRIBUTE e_ of respect and esteem and was struck e_ in the face for his pains. vo "The officers composing the central he Government at Manila are many and n well paid. The islands are divided e_ into military, civil and mixed provin- e cia,1 Governments. Each is compond t of a Governor and. a numerous y staff, all paid, from the revenues of ✓ their Governorships. This system gives is ample opportunity for fiscal rnalver- ,; sion and oppression which fall upon the unhappy natives. Under Spanish law every inhabitant of the colony is compelled to carry a personal card which answers the purpose of a pass- .- Port. No one can travel without one. o Its cost varies from $2.50 to $25 and , ✓ it must; be renewed annually, Those C 1 who pity less than a3.50 are compelled f e to give their personal labor to the , Government for fifteen days or pay an f additional tax of $7.50. As the daily h wages of workers ranges from 5 to 50 y cents, the severity with which this A PEASANT WEDDING. Mrs. Alec Tweedie, in her journey bags through Finland, appears t have displayed a happy aptitude fo forming friendly relations with al sorts and conditions of people. At on peasant cottage of the poorest sort where she stopped tea buy a bowl o milk, she fell into conversation wit its mistress a clean and apparentl aged woman, clad in a short serge skirt a loose white chemise and a stripe apron of many colors—these simple gar mants being all of her own weaving Over her head she wore a black cash mere kerchief. Her face might have belonged to a woman of a hundred or a voitch of an cient times, it was so wrinkled and tan ned; her hands were hard and horny and yet, after half an hour's conversa- tion, we discovered she was only about fifty-five!' Hard work, poor food and life in dark ill -ventilated, Smoky cottages, age the peasants fast; at seventeen many a girl begins to look Elee an old woman. The old, or middle-aged, woman was a cheerful and friendly soul and was soon beguiled, by the visitor's com- ments on a woven band banging in sight, into narrating an episode of fam- ily history. It had been one of the presents given by her son, on his mar- riage, to his groomsman. He had marrie,d a girl of another village—ask- ing her hand in accordance with im- memorial Finnish custom, through a puhemies, or spokesman, a kind of preliminary best man, who must do all the talking while the suitor himself sets dumb, Being accepted, he .ex- changedtings with his betrothed, and gave her father the usual kihlarat. "What is that ?" the visitor asked. "Way, it is a sort of deposit given to e girl's father to show he really means to marry the girl—a cow or omethiag of that sort." A two years' engagement, during which the young people were earning heir household equipments, was fol - owed by a grand wedding, celebrated, a usual in Finland, at the bride - room's house. - "It is a very expensive thing to get =led," said the mother, "and my on had to give many presents to the ather-in-law, mother-in-law, brides, aids and groomsmen. To all the ridesmaids he gave stockings, that tang the fashion Of oar country: to "HURRAH FOR SPAIN," and L "Hurrah for the Philippines and death to Spain." I asked for the body. It was refused me. Then I swore to avenge his death. I secured a revolver and dagger and joined the rebels. They gave me a Nfauser rifle, and the Philippines will be free." "An execution at the Luneta was considered in the light of a spectacle. It usually took place in the cool of the early morning. , Hundreds of women of the upper classes were Present. The spectators stood up in their car- riages and drank champagne while waiting for the appointed hour. When the officer in command of the firing party 'lowered his sword and the shots rang out the women waved their handkerchiefs and sunshades joyously. The firing squads for these barbarous executions were each made up of five men placed about ten paces from the condemned and were at first com- posed of native troops. It was found, however, that their sympathies were with the insurgents: not wishing to inflict mortal wounds on their fellow countrymen they aimed at the arms or legs of the victims, thus adding to the horror of these scenes. On one occa- sion thirteen men were led out to be shot at the same time, all members of secret revolutionary society called he Gatapanan. Not one of these un- ortunates was killed at the first fire. lest of them did not die until the lard or 'fourth round. When all was • , my band played live airs, "After learning these facts no on 1 be surprised at the manner i vhich the natives have welcomed th access of the Americans. For ce uries Spain has treated the natives -o hese unfortunate islands with sue erocity that she can never mak dequate atonement. The 'Unite totes may not annex Cuba, but sh 11 find envie compensation in tak g possession of the Philippines." In Dr. Guimares's description of th otYrthoi nMotanhinilga. one of its industries i "DuCks are very industrious in al he islands, especially in that of .Lu zon, where thousands of them are t e seen disporting themselves in th ver Pasig. The eggs of these duck re not hatched by female ducks, bu y Tagal Indians, many of the male thing it their sole occupation. Th gs are placed in large nests of woo hes and the Tagals sit on them fo PEEPS INTO THE FUTURE. or Teem. Forecasts or Noted men and What Meanie Just previous to the assassination pf the Empress of Austria the emperor was heard repeatedly to remark, "I fear something awful is about to trans-, pire. I wish the jubilee year weee afe- ly over," This brings to Mind Other tialiseatEnteasonofmafeur,etiaets fulfilled, says Just over thirty years ago a visitor to Edinburgh was being shown over the High Court of Justiciary. He made some remark concerning the dock and its. duties, and in reply the official jokingly said the visitor might one day, be sentenced to be banged in that very room. The sightseer was the no- torious Dr. Pritchard; two years had barely passed when in the dock he had death for poisoning his wife and moth- esro-icni-olseewly. inspected e was doomed to To many watchers of the Political weathercock the rapid rise of Mr. Asquith to renown as a statesman was little short of miraculous; to the late home secretary himself, however, it was but the natural outcome of hie, own resolve. When a youth at the city of London school he informed all and sundry that he meant to take high honors at Oxford, enter the house of commons, and become an influential member of the cabinet. The Earl of Rosebern so it is histor- ically. recorded, while passing his boy- ish years at Eton, foretold that in the coming years he would win the Der- by, and more important still, be prime minister. Both Lord Rosebery and wMire.rAeesfqutkitehy knpreowphesied • the things A gentleman conceived, the idea that he would only live a certain time, so he made a nice calculation of his for- tune, which he so apportioned' as to last just the same period as he guessed his life would extend to. Strangely enough his calculations came correct to the letter, for he died punctually at the time he had prev- iously reckoned; he had so far ex- hausted his estate that, after his debts had been discharged, a' solitary pprasirpeorftyslihpepelresftxepresented the entire His relatives buried him; and a re- presentation of the slippers was carved on the tomb; to -day in a churchyard at Amsterdam his grave may be seen, the only inscription on the stone being two Flemmish words: "Effen nyt," e., "Exactly." The late George Moore came to Lon- don from Cumberland a poor, friend- less boy. He entered a great commer- cial house, and from the beginning de- clared he would eventually marry his employer's daughter and become his employer's partner. He accomplish- ed both ambitions, became very weal- thy and a man of whom his genera- tion might well be proud. When Warren Hastings was a lad Iris 13, great grief was that his family had lost their paternal estate at laylesford, and he was constantly heard to say: e "I will bu it back." grew up to n make both history and a famous name, e and he died at Daylesford. n- Among the many records of Harrow f school is that of a boy, the son of a h poor local tradesman in a very small e way of business. His schoolfellows of- d ten taunted him about his family pov- e erty; their thoughtless jeers, although - hurting his feelings, drew from the lad the retort: "I intend before I die e to ride in a coach and four." s The years slid by and lo and behold 1 the poverty-stricken youngster of 1 Harrow had developed into Dr. Parr, - the greatest scholar of his time, whose o customary and favorite means of lo - emotion was a coach and four. The seventh child of the German mperor and empress is a daughter, heir six being sons. The house of oheneollern has a tradition that in ne year three emperors of that house will reign in Germany the third will tax weighs upon the masses can be e) imagined. "Throughout all the islands the tax -le es are uniform and innumerable. , f Every native who keeps and fastens an a animal for food •is taxed; if be has a s horse or some cocoanut trees ben.-- is we taxed for each. If he wishes to make in cocoanut oil he is again taxed for the privilege. There are taxes op weights ' ct and measures, on stores and shops; a w ; tax on land, on all kinds of manatee -- tures and on alcoholic spirits. Native t tax collectors are made responsible for the colletcion of the total taxes in their districts. At Siquijor batty -lour rf of these native functionaries were exiled to Bohai after their houses, b land and petite had been confiscated, m because they..had, not been able to ea make good the arrears due by their a" says I. I b "'Oh, yes, you are,* says she; 'I Jr want you.' "She looked. an' epoke so aweet that ILL he groomsmen he gave shirts; to I was enamost am d g. just er then I beard Silas callin` her, an' h rautterin' somethin' about havin' some tools to grind, I walked off. ca "I was most sorry for't, though, lb -when caught a sight of her face as a • she walked away with Silas, an' saw di how sober it was, fe "Sittin' down on the back steps, 1 th went to work, the raspier' of my file m soandin' a deal pleasanter to my ears than the fiddlin' that floated up at from the barn down in the Madder: an "It bad been uncommonly hot for a et riumleer of days past, but this bad ea been the hottest Ohe- of all. Thai's was be stratige look to the tticy$ ten3 it Ntms streaked overhead with put)* ate, vi let, with sort of yellow glare in the, west, T "ViTherf T...ivent to fodder the cattle s rnother-in-1,'' a dress ; to the fath- an-law a belt, and to other trioxide , ead-handkerohiefs." In short, she confessed that the oc-- sion was a very serious drain upon e family resources. "But, oh, it was lovely time I" she added. "A wed - ng is a splendia thing. We bad a ast all one day and. the next, and, en the priest Cagle and they were arriod. ' "Every one we knew wane from miles ound. Some br'ought a can of milk, d seine btotigat corn -brandy, and hers brought porridge; and Johan- n had been to town, so he brought cle with him some white bread. Aye, waa a grand feetet I We danced and d,iid Safig and made Merry tor twee days; and then we all walked with ray son and his bride to that little cot- tage on the other Side of the wood and left them - there, where they have need ever sinee." fatind the poor 'critters huddled to- gether, in eue corner of the aerd, ut- terin` law bell f. ows o tei ror and dis- infoniiy is the. root of the naa.nni tilting plant. fellow countrymen. THIS; IS THE PRICE which the natives of the Philippines to pay for their Government on 'Chris- c tian principles.' ti "And yet, owing to the marvellous eg fertility of their soil, the oppressed, fi tortured, ruined islanders manage to 111 exist. A primitive system of cultiva- In tion has' prochiced, in one year, eight of millions of dollars' worth of hemp, six be e c e S t e do r hours. The 'banks of the river ar lined with these queer human incuba- rs, who eat, drink, smoke and pla ards, but always hatch out their set ngs tuccessfully without breaking an g. During the last few years arti cat' incubators have been introduced d are now rivalling the pict utesqu diens in Manile, hut in the -interior the island, the Teeple are preferred cause they cost less." e have seven sons and will bring ruin to the nation as well as the empire to an y end. - This direful prophecy has seen the ' fulfillment of its first part; whether - • the arrival of a seventh son will bring the calamities predicted the future will e show. of sugar and four of tobacco! Gold, iron, copper and coal are found on the islands. The exactions of Spanish functionaries and the vexations of th fiscal agents so hamper all foreig merchants and, those who come to en gage in business that they giv up the attempt to do any profitable trading and leave the country. "Such was the state of the colon when as eueldealy as a flash of ligh t n ing, the insurrection of 1896 came. was the reSult of speeches made b Spanish officers at an army reunio and banquet:, who then and there pro posed to 'exterminate the savage nit lives in their lairs,' and declared tha 'they would give no quarter',' bu slaughter these rascals to the las man.' At first the insurgents were checked by want of arms and supplies but the first detachment of Spanish SPEAKING CLOCKS. In Switzerland they have conamenc- n ed making photographic clocks and e watches ;which, it appears, leave any thing heretofore accomplished far in the shade. By merely pressing the 3' button of the new timepiece, it pro- 1101111COS the hour distinctly. The y alarms call to the sleeper, "It's six n. o'clock; get up." There arc some - which even add dwords, "Now, don't - go to sleep again." The form can be t changed to suit the buyer and make the t warning more or less empathic. This t application of phonographic principle is due to a French watchmaker settled at , Geneva. He introduces into clocks and watches little slabs of vulcaiaized rub - en which the desired words are cad in grooves corresponding to the urs and tractions of hours. A MEAN ORCHESTRA.. Uncle Waybeck (at Metropolitan con. cart)—I can't make head er tail out o that teine the fiddlers is playint City Niece (whispering)—Itts a sym- phony. It don't seem funny a bit Who writ it !Beethoven. AWhgoresatheGlerman &imposer, uncle. Oh I No wonder can't understand it. But considerita the price they charge for tickets, think they might play it in English. VA.LCABLE I wonder Irow Tredeatty became such a success as a writer of fiction? I think that it was his college prac- tice that did it. How was that? "When he used to write home for mon- ey told.the /nest ingenious fairy' TWO NARROW BUILDINGS. rhiladclohla has a Faur,Stary Structure 44444 y Five Feet 'Wide. Philadelphia may not be able to boast the tallest buildings in the world, but she surely has her share of _ the narrowest. On the corner of Chestnut and American streets is lo- cated a building that at first glance would seem to reflect seriously on the sanity of the projector, but the multi- tude of prosperous tenants form a monument to the financial shrewdness 'of the owners. From outside to out- side of the walls the structure is ex- actly five feet wide. It is 150 feet deep, and there are four stories. Every room in it is occupied by a shop of some kind, or by families, who seem to be contented with their lot. The walls are over one foot thick, and this leaves less than one yard for the in- , side space. Therefore, it is a physical- ! impossibility for the tenants to occupy I anfull-sized bed. If they desire to !slap it must be on a Cot, and the islealaer extends his body from north to I soup. Anaoag the numerous ludas- . tries in this contracted building' are a taller -shop, a restaurant, a printing office, a sign painting establishment end a cigar store. Another narrow b tiding it at Market and Letitia f et three inches wide. In its original t s reets. It is five stories high and. six state this building wee six feet wider than at present, but a city improve- miint out it down to the present size. troops which opposed them were so few bet and, behaved in so cowardly a fashion tra that they were easily cut to pieces, ho and the rebels secured several hund- red rifles and thousands of cartridges., "The memory of the Death Hole at Manila will never be effaced while the present generation of natives end their children live. The Death Hole was a nOisesorne dungeon, built in the foundations of the rampart, on the "River Pasig side of Manila, This prison had been unused for mote than 100 years. It was half full of foul water, the home of rats, makes and all kinds of vermin. One handred natives were shut in it. During tae night they were beard shrieking and begging to be knooked on the head or taken out, The Spanish Lieutenant in charge annoyed by their groans and Complaints, stopped up the only Open- ing by whieb fresh air could reach them. ALL WERE POUND DEAD in the Morning. Gein Blum, was hen Governor-General Of the Philip.; 'arty : I hair itetinets warnitta them, as ell these signs dia rae, of the torrtedelcc Ii ithat was' approe,cal.na. L'a A Ines, When he heard of this atroeity e summoned the butcher Vette emelt before libel, and, after upbraiding bins etea -tee iinagina dis A TIMELY INQUIRY. The time is past:, said Mrs. Meekton, oratorically, when man can assume to lord. it over his family like an Asiatio potentate. ; Henrietta, said her husband, gent- ly, Might I ask you whothee when yeti allude to Asiatic potentate you have in mina the ethperot of China? WHEAT CROP OP THE WORLD, Et Irki ienititated at e,010,o0o,000 itinitiells, th .......-- tamest an Record. The estimates , of produptioa given in the tables coraPiled by the United States Department of Agriculture make tae wheat crop of dui' world for 1898 the largest Da record, lthough this is somewhat offset by the wall- ness of "the reserve stocks. Official figures on area show an theme° of 689,172 acres in France, of 218,080 in the Uaited Itingdom, 163,860 in On- tario, Canada, and 147,350 in llaanitoba, in areas under wheat, The Hungarian Ministry of tune arid and the several commercial auth- orities have issued their estimates of the world's wheat crops of 1898, The Beerbohm estimate is equivalent to 2,- 640,000,000 bushels of sixty Pounds, in beaky, or at the butt end of a ;cigar, the grand, total Varying but little froin If a bore comes in to his offie' che can ' I the Hungarian official estimate. The plead urgent business, and get rid of wheat crop of India for 1898, as efficie him, or at the anerst he can facilitate ally reported, amounted to 242,921,280 his exoaus by a judicious application bushels, that of 1897 to 182,667,483 bush- of the toe of his boot. But if a evomatt els, while the annual average for the sameld forget her sex, and utter a sul- previoue five years was 226,446,080 phurous word under such circumstance bushels. es, she would be ostracized from , The French area under 'wheat was society. about 41-4 per cent, greater in 1898, If the woman whom she "hatee, and and, taking wheat, rye and maslin al- despises, and loathes, and abhors, and together, the area increase amounted detests," comes in and spends the to 793,179 acres. The average yield of afternoon, and -worries her to the, very wheat this year was nearly 22 bushels verge of madness with her prosy ac - per acre against less than 15.2 in 1897. counts of how her son Jelin is getting An official estimate ,for Hungary on in the city, and how elegant his puts the wheat crop at 119,000,000 bush- wife is, and how fine their house is and els, against 89,924,000 last year; rye, how fast his horses are, and what a 38,154,000 bushels, against 36450,000 last crush of people .attend their parties, year; barley, 61,446,000 bushels against 41,475,000 last year; oats, 84,041,000 and what an angel child they have, bushels against 59,881,000 last year. why, the woman who is being visited The wheat crop of Roumania has must pretend to be deeply, yes, vitally been stated in English papers, on the interested in it all, and she must be authority of an official estimate, at careful to eat in the "ale and the 56,800,000 bushels, but some reports , e'.. e from that country report that this "ohs!" and the "whys!" i n the right lion bushels. The offers of wheat from tience, and an appearance of delight, Roumania and Bulgaria are described of how that visitor's' . estimate is toolarge by several mil- place. And she must hear with pa - daughter, Arate, as "rather extraordinarily restricted." The preliminary °Meal estimate as lie, i3 admired, and how the men are statet othei t Partu ye bcursohpeliss, as agiadi ntsot ambasnoylutperloyp ocsaralzsy sheet) olu.stsehi veerd, tahned ihiroswt 223,200,000 last year. The German s die of September as a full average. d h(h mother) is' season an ow she (her potato crop was reported in the mid-; w hIena t , Austria-Hungary r iaa en Ha unnagt 'I determined that she shall never ifiarry asryarethreepocrrtoepds as , tilTlhzelevismitaerrdieswaomfoarntunhaes. to bear it, quality, while maize, on the whole, is needles of pain are running through,, very satisfactory, Barley is merely average in quantity and deficient in no matter if ten thousand darning not a good crop. her head, and her nerves are strained Reports from Russia are .quite con- so tight that they seem on the verge flicting. Supplies of new wheat for and considerable quantities ef grain of bursting; and she has to look pleas - export come forward very sparingly, ed, and to exclaim in the proper places, are said to be moving toward the prow- though she feels as if she would like incus which suffered soaeverel through the failure of the crops last . a - Y. to strangle that inexpressibly weary - year. mg caller, and fling her remains to At the beginning of September the the antipodes. crops in Argentina were reported to And when at last the caller goes, be in fine condition, but about three 'she must tell her how charmingly she weeks later they were reported as suf- fering for want of rain, and threaten- has enjoyed her visit, and kiss her, ed by locusts, and ask her to come again soon. Accounts from Australia report It least once a day a woman must the crop outlook there as excellent. ; has been delayed by drought The sowing of fall grain crops in go through with the purgatory of curl- Europeing her front hair. In hot days she in a number of countries. Complaint must manage to look cool, and in cold on this score has been quite serious and widespread. days she must try and not look blue. Why She Looks the Oldest. It is a well-known feat that when woman is fifty, she looks older than. her latieband who is of the same age. It is a. generally accepted fact that weinati grows old fatter than a man. Well, it is' no wonder that She does when you come to take into coasiderae time the difference in the lives of the sexes,. If you are a woman, you know all about it; but if you a,re a man, you are in primeval darkness concerning it. A woman is expected always teloole pretty and amiable rimier all circum- stances. A man may get mad and scowl all be wants to, and be man work off his nervous irritation in pro - POINTED PARAGRAPHS. "She must keep her hands white and delicate, no matter what work she has to do. She must have a small . foot, even though Nature planned her like their portraits. I on the No. 7 size. She must be slim But few women have time to look in the waist, even if her corset steels ' Gossip is always short lived unless fashion, and her ribsndalteSrhemustalIherkbeiegp sleeves itit is properly ventilated, into little ones. She has to worry out Wise is the famous man who doesn't the Problem overwork his popularity, of three hats ant two boa - The present is the child of the pad She has to plan expenses nets -a year, on a limited capital, and and the father of the future. have something left over for neckties. 'When the king loses he I , fords and the Bumfords. She has to ses so that her ch comes within an ace of winning. children will look as well as the Mum - It's never too hot in summer or too la -ways peat forthbirlele enal eafalraea tdeeay 0, fatnedn.notfsrhee- cop in winter for the iee man, must bear in mind that her husband he more vanity some people possess d s not like onions in anything, and t leasieritveirs tomake of jollying them happy'. tha his mother who lives with them, tanne Plae ties. they are prize tishefy elnofbeoniinonsusrpinnraetveedr_thiitnhg that le who imagine e may be a success as a wound- her of her family, and well-done for must . have the steak rare for one item - her f it s Id another, and lamb chops for a third, scars' petites of the entire family. And she An old. bachelor says the average has to manage the hired girl so as to wait of women is until they are asked bring her into active co-operation; and to marry. this is about the hardest job she has because of the interest they derive Money brings happiness to soraemen to tackle. It requires more diploma- t therefrom. tic skill to run the average hired girl We never heard of husbands . and than it does to plan campaign. wives quarreling about winch loved thin A woman must know where every - about the house is, and be able the other most. to .1And lost things at a moment's The bigger the bore a man is the notice. The peace of the household smaller the hole he leaves when hi a depends on expedition in finding things that are missing. aler husband days are numbered. would go into convulsions if she Beauty may be only skin deep, but should be a, minute longer in finding it invariably manages to get a seat in his clean cuffs than he thought she a crowded ear. . aught to be. at 's eIways tough on the tight rope A woman must never complain. She walker when he steps from the straight must never fret. She must never weep. and narrow path. A man doesn't like it. The racket of Some actors OTC like some eggs— tears can only they go upon the stage when they before marriage—never after it. be worked successfully It is no wonder that women grow to are no good for anything else. look old. They have to stay at home It is said that sunlight is of less great deal, 1 t bth benefit to a growing crop of wild oats same weary chain of duties. They and o a slaves to e thrranhstsboeuretliencgtrioci, alinghhte.iress is a busi_ have nothing to bring them out of 'themselves. They think too much. tress suit, but the courting of a flirt And they worry, and borrow trouble, is merely a masquerade suit. and expect sonaething dreadful to hap - Probably the happiest day in the pen. And then they develop nerves, average farmer's life is when his best ,and they Wade beyond their strength, nig takes a $8 prize al, the county and they take too little time to rest. They get up in a hurry, and go to bed . r thi t drives 90 per cent of Mankind that in a harry, and grow old in a hurry, Eicientist has discovered and at, last die in a hurry; and, genes' - to ink. Science is a wonderful ally, their hn-sh'ulds .1n.m.ry again in a , thing. hurry.—Kate Thorn. henever a girl begins to lecture a. yo g man on financial economy, he! can safely ask her to name the happy; dia„y 4 Many a man who wouldn't, think of !re making a wife of his cook has no Scruples about making a cook of his town lately. heal e and so on through the varying .ap- A N1EA.N MAN, rs, Suburban—I'm afraid to stay alone all day, So many tramps been seen around thepart of wife. I Mr, Suburban-a:Well, if any of dean TOL; e, 5. '.'1:1"yt136315ebse.1:;t9S-tewtb°11i;e1431:114-8.°'°114ttet srpdpooefe. tthheieun That fortune-teller said if I paid j decline to Inane her ae he weld reveal 'to me. why e; Mr. Suburban—Oh, well, if the don't get rich, evatst, comes to I he worst, just aele Did you give it to her? ' I them" ihr and give them, some of your' , tee, land she told nrc I had a great ; eagei calte—a hen telephone for the weeikileini: for fooling aViray money, undertaker. •