HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1898-3-3, Page 6A DESERT DREAM.
Of the four who had steamed Past
tee Neediesa and awaiy under the low
! wee of the Doreetshire coast six
moutlie before, only two were left. Of
these two I,ee-Careon was the worse
ease.
The fever mist was drawn like a silk -
ea cobweb low ecroset the swamp, bid-
ing the bleak eye -shaped, pools and. the
variegated petreseereve of rotting veg-
etation. The heavy air rang with Lite
shrill pinioning of wildfowl changing
their hatiets. and. the ceaseless " troat-
troat " of the bull frogs in the quag-
mires rotted.
The two men were making a fire on
a dark green ridge somewbet raised
above the chilling level of the marsh.
"The mist is risieg," said Lee -Car-
son; "oh, for a sixth -story attic!"
"£'d better go and shoot some-
thing before it gets any higher," said
the other man,
"What was it you knocked over
doe n there ?" nodding back at the
swamp.
"Only a long -beaked atrocity, spe-
sies unknown. A brace of duck or a
widgeon evould suit us better."
" Give me flesh and not fowl—the
Doze -bred mud -breasted progeny of this
forsaken swamp! Give rae corned. beef
or Germaa sausage, for Pon sick of
feathers 1"
" Three more clays should. do it," re-
marked Grammel, cheerfully, with a
broad optimistic glance westwards,
where, however, there was no reassur-
ing break in the dead sealike levet of
the horizon, above which brooded a sul-
len sunset,
"Then go on aid leave me bere with
food and ammunition. You can come
back for me afterwards."
"I'll get supper first," said Geam-
mei ; keep the fire in."
When his companion was gone, Lee -
Carson ley down beside the smoulder-
Lng blaze, aoad his eves wandered slow-
ly over the unending vista of seething
mist. Presently he began to talk out
loud,
"Grammel could reach the highlands
if I were out of the way. I'm dying,
anyhow., and it seems a pity—
'. day less or more, at sea or ashore.
We die—does it matter when?'
"No, it doesn't matter. It's a re-
lief. Gramme won't leave me, so I'll
leave him."
ale drew a shot -gun towards him.
Loaded for se amp fowl," he said
as he snapped it to andlaid it on his
knee. "I'll not write a note to you,
Gramnael, because you would. worry
yourself, being a fool. No. Pll come
to a nicely arranged natural end. It's
waste to let two men die when death
only puts in a claim: for one. Grarnmel
will get through this, and lecture be-
fore the Geographical Society about the
swamps and the forests and our sci-
entific researches, and then hell write
a book with tee help of a female lit-
erary cousin, and marry her after-
wards, and then there'll be little Gram -
mels, tend be forgotten.'
Then he made arrangements with
the gun. Id ha! a tbirty-two inch -bar-
rel, and Lee -Carson's band was un-
steady, for he was very weak. There-
fore, when the charge sputtered into
the mud and rush behind his shoulder,
he sank down insensible.
When Grammel returned he found
the fire blackening, and his comrade
with his feet tangled in a tuft of grass
and the gun lyeng across his chest.
Gramme examined him bastily.
"So that was your little game, was
It? As if I shouldn't have knoWn 1" he
exclaimed. "It's all so like the young
ase too." be aided gently.
Within an bour the night had closed
in, and Lee -Carson, wrapped up in a.
blanket and a couple of empty pro-
vision sacks, sat blinking over the fire
made of dried reeds and the moulder-
ing remnants of a forest, and shiver-
ed, his head. humming with the twen-
ty grains of quinine, which was to be
his garrisoa against the now almost
doe attaelt of seiam,p fever.
Granarael, from: the other side of tbe
fire, watehed him narrowly tbrough
the smoke, and wondered how soon it
would be saSe to make him comfortable
with part of his own clothing.
"I wish yon wouldn't sit there and
stare like at night -owl, Grammel," Lee -
Carson e as saying fretfully, "1 like
being alone when I've a go of this
suongrel malaria. If you woulci push
on to the higher ground you might save
us both."
"I'll siert, when the, moon rises," re-
plied Gramrael with ready untruthful -
nese.
"That's all right," said. the sick man
drowsily; "pile up those reeds at my
Qlbow and I'll keep the fire going,
111
Gramme] rose at once and began to
arrange the heap of x.eeds to humor
his companion's fame..
Lee -Carson leaned against them and.
dozed, and Grammel, seizing the oppor-
tunity, added his own blanket to the
ether's coverings.
eea-Carson opened his eyes with an
offort
"Once too often, friend. Grommet!"
be said.
',Gramme' glanced confusedly at the
offending blanket.
"tem tot sleepy," he replied; " be -
lades be starting presently."
Take it off 1" eves' tbe peremptory
rejoinder.
"Let ine make int the fire ,first,"
said Gramme' teroporizing ; but he e as
taverl further argument, for the fever
was graining upon the sick man,
What's thet ?" exclaimed Lee -Car-
son nervouely, struggling to sit up,
"They are corning 1 That's the trarap-
ling ok the hoofs!"
' " Dare 33,y they a,re," said Granntiel,
with a 'vague wish thee there was a hoof
within 200 miles a them.. " You naight
Cry to rest nos'."
Leo -Carson, ramie no reply, but tank
back obedleatty on bie blankets, weer°
hc laa norm/ling' and eautteritig in an
uneasy halarenseioustess.
Thee tsa tight WOXIS on
+ • ^
IThen, because the desolation was so
ntouse, Gramma began to grumble;
his voice rang like a. minor undertone
throueh tbe resonaut booming of the
laterne and. the harsh cloorus of tae
them..gsal the poi e and feae erouaul
" Halt tele tobacco's soaked," lie retie,
sniffing coetemptuously at the hollew
of hie hand, " and the rest tastes like
smoked. porridge steerbut I suppose
it's better than breathing in thts fet-
id fog ist ite native etestiness. Patel it's
chilly too. I don't thinle—" Be stop-
ped.
Lee -Carson was singing, a broken line
or two at first, the his voice rang
out clearly: e
"Thus as the spreading ocean
Conquers a sandy coast,
Each tide lies borne us further
To znai e lonelier post "
"It's only doggerelent on wi
a weak laugh, "but i1 wars man's
veins, and it's true; I tell you, IL's
true l''
The big. man opposite at very still
anti listened. Lee -Carson an on in the
irascible monotone ol
"Forclison, and Chester died, Yon
know—wiped out with fe-ver. Fordieon
died just at dawn, a wet, low dawn,
onlY as high as the tops of the trees.
That was in the forest, when we were
making for higher ground. A.nd Gram-
mel—good old Granarael—buried him
gni' planted a rock on his chest"
.A spurting Llaze flamed out a the
reeds, and Lee -Carson beef rose.
"3 ou. emelt do it to keep the eyentis
off, you know," he proceeded solemnly.
"Do :sou think we'll find it an ira-
pediment on resurrectionelay? But I
suppose it's no worse than a meta)
evith tenpenny nails—is it, Gram?"
" Of course not 1" answered Grarnmel.
"Do shut up I"
Bat Lee-Carsen wandered on.
"And Chester—the hyenas have him
—if the crocodiles left any. They're
birds of a 'feather, crocs an hyenas.
What's one artan's meat --one man's
meat—how does it go ?—I carat remem-
ber!" he sobbed petulantly.
The red glow of the fire burned like
a plague -spot upon the broad dark
breast of the evaste as Grammel fed it
silently.
The wearying, hollow voice went on—
"You're looking, very pretty this
morning, Alice, with the sun shining
in your hair. You knew I'd come back
didn't you, clarling?" He looked across
admiringly into Grammel's bearded
face. "Let's set the rat -trap in the
stable—where is it? I can't find it 1"
Then from the far distances of the
marshes came indescribable noises that
sounded like Titans laughing, and balls
of fen fire rolled, dimly seen, through
the fog, while Lee -Carson got exceed-
ingly afraid because he fancied that he
was on board a steamer on a thick
night, and that a collisiou was immin-
ent, and the skipper not properly cer-
tificated, -
"I tell you, man, I see her lights!
There!" be cried, strung like a beep
with excitement, pointing a shaking
hand into the darkness.
"She's working round all right,"
said Grammel, soothingly. "Can't you
hear the sailors singing ?". adding to
himself, "If I can only get him on
his songs, that will quiet him down,
perhaps."
Lee -Carson responded to this at once,
his eyes blazing.
"I ran bear them! Oh, Lord, it is
good!" he exclaimed, amd seemed to lis-
ten; then added, mysteriously, "But
it's not the sailors—it's—dont you
know their voices ?—why, it's Fordi-
son and Chester—and—and. the rest."
And the high trembling voice was
once more raised to join in the song:
"But northward, east, and westward,
And under the tropic sky.
The price that we paid to conquer
Were the omen who were proud to
diet"
He chanted it over and over, till the
taut sinews loosened, and. he fell haek
exhausted, and lay still for many
minutes.
Presently Grarumel crept round and
covered him up carefully. Lee -Carson's
sleep was the sleep of exhaustion, but
it was better than no sleep D,t
After awaile Grammel too lay down
and slept.
When Lee -Carson woke, a huge red
moon on the horizon seemed very close
to his eyes, and he caned out wildly:
"Gra,mmel ! Grammell Curse you,
Grammel, you're dead!"
And from the other side b1 the fire
Gramme answered him, his dry lips
bleeding as they parted:
"Dead? Of eburse I'm not l''
" What's death?" began Lee -Carson
again. "Don't let that moon dance and
gleam isi my eyes, it gets into my
brain! Gramme', what's death?"
" ' A sleep ad a forgetting,'" quot-
ed Gramme at hie wits' end.
"No, it's not . that!" said the sick
man more calmly. "Grommet., come here!
Where are you ?" be groped about for
the friendly hand that met his "Look I
look 1—the other side of the fire!"
When Gramme could get his heavy
eyes open, he looked across and saw
nothing, only the snake tongues of the
flame leaping at intervals into the
moonstruck gloom.
"'There's nothing," he said shortly.
Grammel had no imagination, hence he
was at a loss, not knowing what he
was expected to see.
"Nothitig ?" repeated Lee -Carson,
peering anxiously forward, "No, I see
clothing now—perhaps I dreamed.
think I'm going out. Most people die
about the dawn," •
" Rot I" said Grommet lamely.
Lee-Carsores lips rarted in the old
whimsical smile. Presently he said,
"I've seen things, Grams:eel, and C'd
like to tell you what I saw."
Granarael was sitting close by, his
hari1selasped round his knees. Being
the man he was, he said nothing, only
waited to hear.
"Through the night I've seen them
galloping past, squadrons and equad-
rons of mounted men—our fellows, you
know,"
Gramme shook his bead impercep-
tibly.
"I shouted to them—X sheeted wile
W0. were, but they were riding fast
eastwards."
"No mast rides east," said Gramma
looking up.
" You don't utiderstand," saki the
sick- man gently; eou don't know who
they are. They are thee Frontier IVI.en
of Englaucl and their recruiting ger-
gearees Death Don't you remember ?
" They ride for ever up and down,
To guard the tend they wore'
Don't you see them—don't you see them
—how? They're ctelixtg me, arid leant
go 1 Oe, the morning of life is sweet,
but ibm is batten! The end is owning.
Grarranet ; ire eenting fast!"
Ile la& 4031.13, again moaning, ma
Gramma mixed numh brandy with a
little Mild and e ater and gave it to
'
In a little while Lee-Carsen moved
his faee distorted in the teal:blight of
the fire, u he shouted htlekilY.
"Fordison, Chester, stop 1 Ian com-
ing! I sitan't be long, and. thee we'll
ride together. Graeurtel will come too
--some day. Hell never die between
stelae, good ottl Grammel 1 I nervier
if he'll ride sixteen stone as a ghost 1"
He 'angered out etuldertly. and Grain -
mei muttered in. Lis, booed;
"He's got it bad—very bad."
"We'!! ride past our graves together
and scare the beasts! Well. gallop into
the sunset! Who's with you? Celt -wood
and Tommy 13rown, all of them!" and
ir bis delirious transport he tore the
olalekets from him, 'I have known
many good things in life—sea-dawns
and ships rushlng through the acteries
of the world, but this is better than
all 1"
Gramma had started up and was
Listening intently, 1„ Still the voice,
strained to breaking pita, rang on.
"They start with us on our expedi-
tame they head our armies. Tbe Fron-
tier Men of Engels:1d I Reinforced in ev-
ery border-fizzle—by the bullet—by the
stab—by the swamp -fever. You at
home, you needut weep 1—" Be ceased
to peer anxiously out into the gloom
of tbe swamp. "Are you there, you
felloteet I can't see you. That's tell
right. 'No one dies atone in the e aste
or the desert, you're always there to
see him die, I wish l'a told Gratronel,
he'd tell tbe rest. At every advance
they're with us, aed when we die, no
man if left to die alone. They are
ays there—waiting." It alraost seem-
ed. to Grommet that, he could bear the
trampling hoofs of that shadowy squa-
dron.
A chill wind stirred the vapors of
the marsh.
"I smell the dawn." Lee -Carson rais-
ed, his head, "I'm corning with the
dawn. I know how it will rise, like the
wet glistening side of a white bull over
the sodden rim of the marshes, Oh, the
glory of it 1" he shrieked. "All tbe
men who have passed away into the un-
known and died on the edge of the
flood. All of theta!
For ever riding up and down,
To guard the land. they won,'
Ana wheel Armageddon cranes, they'll
be there, the glory of the ages! The
men who were planted with a stone
an tbeir chest to mark the frontiers
of the world!"
With ate unexpected strength be
sprang up and tottered forward, his
IrOiCe still calling, as he ran with a
wild shembling run into the dimness
of the daybreak.
The light was filtering through the
cold gray air as Grammel came up with
him. Lee -Carson lay with his headam-
ong the brown leaf -sockets of a water -
plant, his hands full of Week ooze—
dead.
Graz:aunt raised him with strong ten-
der bands.
Fever breeds fancies—and visions,
We know that. Yet," heglanced about
him toddy into the mists, "the Fron-
tier Men may be more by one," he said,
"Who cast tell?"
THE EARTH IS A PYGMY.
Almoht Incredible itimensions of the Son
as Compared' with This Sphere.
A. dime, held a.t arm's length from
the eye will much more then cover the
entire dise of the sun. If it were placed
at tbe exact point of coincidence and
its diameter aaa distan e front the eye
accurately measuxed, it might be used
as a. means of determining the eun's
diameter, hie distanee being known.
The foaesm.cet pbilosophers of long ago
would have 6zen appalled at the true
statement of both the sun's distance
and its size.
The suse's diameter is about 866,000
miles. Perhaps a. faint conception of
the, enormous bulk indicated by these
figures raay be hati from the reflection:
that the umbra o.f a dingle huge sun
spect, obeerved. in January, 1897, was
extenisive eneage to entertain sixteen
earths greuped in a. solid square. • It
is bewildering to be assured that it
Would. take 1,30000 earths to equal the
sun: in volume. If the interior of that
truly gigantie globe ware hollow, and
the earth were placed nt its center with
the M.,‘Ola revolving about it at its usual
roaaa illetanee of nearly 240,000 neles,
there, would tili exist a vacuity be-
tween. the )31.0,De and the euelesing shell
of the sun of nearly 20e000 miles. This
is perhaps the meet graphic and im-
preseive possible of the
sun's colossal busk. We, must nobs,
however, that the density of the sun
is only about une-quarber that of the
earth, so that it, wou.ld "weigh" only
as inuce as 839,000 earths, In, :very
"round" numbers the sun's weiglit may
bre stated at two metillione of tons,
whaih, if expreezed in figures, would
require as many ciphers as a news-
paper lice can accommodate.
A very comprehensive illustration of
the pygratia.a dimensions of the earth
as compared with the 'sun is to retire -
scat tem latter by a globe two feet in
diameter ane the earth by a dainty pea.
And yet the little pea weighs more
thaa six quintillion tons. As to the
solar surface, it is seine 12,000 times
that of our plaraet. Yet the sun,
when calliperect with its true peers,
the stars, is, not only of extraordinary
size, but in all probability is only to
be rankedweenie the medium self -lum-
inous bodies which sparkle in "heaven's
oboe vault.", And beceuse of its spot-
tedevass it has a place, although a hum-
ble one, among the "variable" stars.
The "shaming shalt" as iss Clarke
benne it, seen through a piece of wen
smokes% gla.s.s, is termed the "photo-
sphere." We thus perceive its actual
diameter, although it sooeres Mud'
smaller than our conoeptioe of it, be-
cause the fierce glare has been nega-
tived by the Slade glass. I We eon -
eagle that the sun is gaseous, the pho-
tosphere may be regarded. as a sore of
skin, or crust, of incandeseent clouds,
through which are constantly breaking
the gteyeerlike uprushes af metellie vap-
ors, which expend their energies Its fax
above the son, earnetimes, its the moon
Le distant from the earth. Environing
thn photosphere, as the atroesphere
surrounds the eaatb, but vastly deep-
er, is the "chrooseephere." Sean in
the spectroscope it resembles a, deli -
cab& hue brilliant, isisn, about the solar
globe; watt tbre melee inetruivent
veak5 this "promitenees," wheiee earied
Perms are so astatine leg,
NOT AN EXPLODING DOILER.
l'hts s atherett PriYak Onglecre 0014"IP
4.1oito et' the elites° vrreele,
A deepatch ft'orn Washingto.n.
ea'a:—The eeriest/ of meal in Waffle-
ington from Key West on Wednesday
afternoon, bringing several private let-
ters from eteeal offieers lately attach -
ad to the Milne, caused a wave of ex-
citerneut to rite over the departments
and the Capitol, for there were all
sorts of re -Moues as to the ooutents a
thee letters, very few of which rum-
ours ia Valet et feet hasi any ectund
basis. The only feature so far as eould
be discovered of real importence as
throwing auyhight on, the cause of the
explosion contained in the letters was
the statement that the teat after boil -
ere in the after boiler space were itil
of the eight boilers of the Maine thee
were =ter steam et tbe tines of the
exPlosion. This fact had a negative
value, for it disposed of the theory
that an exploding boiler had. caused
the wreck. The experts ell &or that
by no possibility could. the after boilers'
explosetat bave wrecked the forepart of
the Maixte, and id t the after part al-
most unharmed.
...YELLOW are.RN. DENIED,
Evidently the president of the court
of enquiry is fearful of the effect upon
the publics of ill-judged aetempts to ea -
count for the destruction of the Maine,
for he telegraphed Secretary Long,
doubtless having in niind certain pule!
lications oi this morning, as follows:—
" Any reported interview with divers
untrue. Every precaution hes been tak-
en. Officer always present,"
The big double turreted. monitor Ter-
ror remains under orders to stay in
Hampton Roads until further notice.
It is likely that she will be sent to take
thcaplace of the Maine in the North
Atlantic sqyadron if not needed else-
where immediately.
A WORLD STORY.
A despatch to the New York World.
from Havana says;—The situation in
Havana is more grave than it was a
week ago. Although the officers of the
Naval Board of Enquiry preserve an
inellenntrable reeerve, it is learned
that some of the best 'Ravel experts now
belixove that the explosion wee the re-
mit of treaelaery.
They do not believe that Spanish
officials were part of the ecnspiracy.
From evelence now in their possession
they believe the Spanish Government,
General Blanco, aed all ins military
subordinates were guiltless alike of
knowledge bf or participationin the
(gime. It is believed to have been set
off by a fanatic,
SHADOWS OF TROUBLE. •
Consul-Geaeral Lee, has infiormally
advised Americans not -necessarily de-
taieed here to leave for bome at once.
This is an iadieation that those on the
ground realize the possibility of trou-
ble arising suddenly, a.nd their inabil-
ity to protect women and ohildren if
an outbreak eccurs.
THE 'sQxgro AFFAIR.
:Lord Salisbury Receives Int Assitraitre
Front France 'That She Iles No froops
In the Region.
ard Editiola
A. despatch from London says :—The
Marquis of Salisbury, in the House of
Lords on Tuesilayreled:—"My Lords --
Before moving. the ,adjournment per-
haps it would be convenient tbat
should read a telegram 'received from
Sir Edneend Mennen, the British Am-
bassador, at Paris, with refereace to
matters which have excitett some at-
tention. Sir Edmund says placed
in the bands of M. Hanota,ux, the
French Ministex for Foreign Affairs,
as soon as I could. obtain an interview
a mote drawing attention to the re-
port publiehed this morning of a.
French advance into Sokoto.I said
that if the report was correct the ,news
retest be. regarded as or a ,very seri-
ous eharacter. M. Hanotaux replied
that be. had no knewledge ot any euch
proceedenge, and that If anything of
the kind had occurred it must leave
been done not only withoat the ,erders
of the Fremoh Governmeet, but against
their wishes and instructions, as they
had no desire to approach Sokoto. He
eaid he did not believe the news was
true, and be has since comro.unicated to
me the essura.nre that there are no
French troops in that region." The
reactive of tlae despatch was received
with cheers.
IN WEST AFRICA.
lfacquIs or sat Mime:, ear. tee O'reccealue
IMO f a Fide d x, Mitre. .
A despateh from. Lon,don fees —The
Mergain of Salisbury, replying cvn Wed
.12,?s,2ay
In a deputation -twee Lae Chann
bees a Commerce regard:mg the Frencle
Customs taaeffs in West Africa, assur-
ed the deputation that the negotiations
paogeedim:g were of a perfecobly Iriend-
ly adding that be did not see
any reaeon why they should not be end-
ed amicably.
FISH SCALES.
, A. fish never renews its scales. A
wound may heal up and be covered
over with a thick protective skin, but
nature provides the fish with only one
suit of seale armor, and leaVeS InSt out
of that are never restored.
No Grine.
When you take Iloode Tele, elle lee °leftists.
toned, sugar-coated pins, which tear you ell to
pieces, are not in it meth Roods, freey to take
and easy to operate, Is true
va to date In every raven. i i fti,
of geode Plea, whice ere
Safe, eertein and sloe. ell
druggists. ente 0..3', mod gi et), Lowell, aitts
The met Pilla to take Inas iloat's earstemelle
FONNIGRAMS,
Not So Itemerleable—De Sappie—I ba.
neve my dog kaowe as =oh as I do.
s;ur
etee.sraxt.'etv szionthbthan y
that,
lflow Is seldoaa. Wily, how's that? Because
see sits Whiled me on our tending!
George, father hee fallee. That's
justiike baron I told you all along,
bdearg.7.114, tilaattokerp tivisasgoing
,Lionimatxho
rylnga.11
Are you the boss of the house? ine
(faired tile Man at the door. No; I'm
only the boss' understudy, was the
frau:I-married rattin's answer.
Sbleewealushsehehaaa
wished his shoes'
n
Bat siege that was impossible
She stood uponles feet,
did you know What was comiag ? La -
Proposed last eight
Daura—Whea Bob
retia ---No; I didn't know papa was
L
vithin hearing ; neither dia. Boa, Poor
My dear Mies Bunyan, said the im.-
perounious youth, I love you more than
Ircytentigufinic,leswrorde to tell— Well, then,
Interrupted the heiress, why don't you
Chollie—Er—av—I do believe a good
deal in this aw—hewedity
Miss Smart—Yoer ow,n, case shows it,
Yoxi would never 'have been rioh if
your father had not been so.
Boarding House Keeper—How sorry
I feel for those poor Klondike minere
this cold weather! Boarder—Madene
there is no need of going so far to
polazus.youe sympathy, you seem to
forget tbat I occupy one of your hall
r
Mr. Dukane—Do you mean to Say
teat Mr. Jiggine is invariably truth-
ful, under all circumstances? Mr,
Gaswell—Well, perhaps he is a teifie
prone to exaggerate the lowness of his
thermometer in zero weather.
Yes, sir, seed the promoter, who had
entered into a bragging m.atoh with
the other Promoter, we broke ground
on tbe first of the moxitla and by the
15th of the next month—a You broke
(hippe
tliestdia.
ockliolders, the tither Promoter
)
You sball be queen, of my home, said
young Mr. Northeide, enthusiastically,
when Miss Perrysville had given her
promise to marry him. I'd rather be
the ohaneeller of the exchequer, George
dean replied the practical maidexr.
Miss Wearwell—Who is that hand-
some gentleman across the room ? He
has been looking steadily at nee almost
all the evening? Miss De Cosh—Plitt
is Mr. Fearsome. They say he is so
near-sighted that he can't see three
incbes beyoed bis nose.
liabberjohn doeent seem to have
a, very lovable nature. Well, no. If
Ilithberjoh.n. were at a • banquet and.
some -one should discover that there
were thirteen at the table, all eyes
would enstinetively turn toevara Rah.
berjolea as the ane to go.
I want you toenuke me a. newmarket
coat, she said to the dressmaker. But
Id isn't the prevailing fasbion toehave
lenghty tvraps. I don't care. I era
invited to a white party and the gen-
tleman who is to be my partner told.
me to he sure not to forget my long
Young man this is the third time
this week youehave come to take my
daughter sleighriding. It you pay
cash for the horses and sleigh it means
either Illnacy or bankruptcy, and if you
don't it means that you are a dead
beat. I ow.n the tieery stable, sir.
That's di ffereat
Well, said the great importer, you
. want a position as tea -taster, do you ?
Have you ever had any experience- in
this business? No; the applicent re-
plied, but. I've boarded around and eat-
en at rostaurants so long that I know
led be a good one et it I could tell
the genuine tea right off, becauee it
would be so differentyou know.
I shall tackle them, said the young
politieien, Without g3oves. :Don't be
too rasb advised the veteran lt is
not .always, good policy to expoee your
whole hand
Mr. Milly u as, briskl y—Want my
daughter, eh? Well, how much are
you worth 1 Money talke, you knew.
Bob Ilerdup, cbeerfully—Yes,.I kaow;
but I'd be wielinee to let her clo meet
of the talking.
Bee Sad Experienee—I. bought it Heim
said the returned Ktondiker, where the
nuggets were said to be as plentiful
as billekberries. Add they were net?
Well, yes, they were; but, you see,
there are no bleekberries in that re-
gtont
.SUII Has Faith—Mrs. Higgins is
still wildly in lovewith tier lageband.
Dees she put the huttens on his shirts
for him yet? No, hut • he told her
he att up all night pleying eards -with-
out arty stitkes—anil she believes
Eincouraging—My rtle—Dh, d ear! 1.
wish 1 couldthink of some new way
to say no, I've had to refuse so nriny
men lately that f any potinvely , be-
coming weary of the olcl wey of de -
el' ing. Al' -1 wouuldid woo
ry
about that, dear. ',Pee fellows prob-
ably enjoy the joke just as much as if
you. timid something original eace time.
Fuddy--Whatet tbe • matter? Where
have • you been? You look ae though
you had beenrolled in an ashpit.
Duday—So 1 have. I slipped and fell
an the ice it little while ago. Lwould-
tilt have minded that, but, confound it,
Id ll onto the ashes that some ninny -
hammer had pread there to prevent
persons from falling..
Mrs. Greene—My husband is such e
thoughtful man! He always were down
into the basement kitchen to smoke.
Mrs. Gray—And lets the Smoke acme
upstairs into the dining room through
'the darab waiter. Mrs. Greene—Yes,
,but that's because he is gibeenitement-
ede poor man, That has nothing to
do with his thoughtfulaess, you know.
TOO MUCH Fon.
First Kiondike Millionaire -1 cover
yoar bet and (swim you a hundred
ounces. ,
Sewed Klondike tLilhicouai re --Pork or
go I d dust ?
lei t F(londibe. riIImnnaix'e-.i'ork
Iseeond Klondike. Milliomera sadly—
Let nix' out or id 1 pass,
To THE KLONDIKE DY BALLOON
A Party of wreneltmen win bane on west
from Juneau to the
To the Ihteudilte in is balloon! Pre
Poisterons as the idea seems, it is be
ing serionely entertained by Severe
Frenclunee. Aecording to a 'embus,
Parisian journal, the idea fleet sug-
gested iteelf to K. Variele, a well-
known balloonist, He expresses no
doubt as to his ability to make the trip,
and he says thee he will surely start
for the Klondike Were the middle of
thiS month. .
M. Variole first began to tbink seri-
ously of going to the Klondike when he
read in certain French paper's of the
hardships which the gold seekers were
suffering there through the extreme
cold and want of food. In the words of
a French journalist, as soon as be heard
that ',11toueands of reokless adventur-
e
erg egnorane of the perils and of the
rigorous climate of tbe Klondike, 'were
imprieoned in these icy solitudes with-
out the possibility ot returning home
before summer," and that theft famish-
ed, millionaires, though surrounded 11y
gold on all sides, woula almost surely
come to a Lorrible end, the thought at
once occurred to him that there wes
no reason why he should not go to
their assistance with a fleet of balloons.
He interested, his friends in the pro-
jeet and in due time a plan was formu-
lated. A new balloon, entitled '"The
Frans," was built by NI. Laobambre for
elm purpose and was tested a few days
ago. According to the Figaro this
aerostat, which has a capacity of 1,200
metres, ascended at La Villette and
came down some hours afterward at
Reriey, on the banks of the Seine. Next
day the aeronauts set off again, 'steer -
bag the balloon as they chose," and at
noon they passed over Fontainebleau
towerd the southwest. The:, party in-
cluded MM. Varicle, Mallet,. Magnier
and Bureau, and their main object WEIS
Lo raake final experiments in steer-
ing the ballooui and. to test a contrive
ance designed to eimble its passengers
to stop at will.
Twelve fellow explorers will =cm(
paey M. Variale on his trip to the
Klondike. The party will go first to
Liverpool and. thence to New York.
From. that point they will go yto Van-
couver by the Canadian Pacific Rail-
way, and a day later they will arrive
at Victoria. There they will remain
about a week for the purpose. of obtain-
ing provisions' and. other necessaries.
Thenee they will go on to Juneau, and
at tile point the balloon ascent will
take place. They hope, nay, they are
confident, that from this point they
will be able to make the trip to the
Klondike within twenty hours.
ROM_ELY MEN.
It is rather curious, from a woman's
point of vi'etv, to hear a man sometimes
talk as if his lack of gooa looks militat-
ed. against his chances with the other
sex. -
"I am such a plain, chap," you will
hear one of them, say, "no woman is
ever likely -to care about me ;" or "Poor
old Jones! He'll never get a girl to
take 'Ian with that ugly tam of his."
A wornaa whea she hears such a
speech smiles to herself. A. man is so
muola affected by looks in it woman—
Ws love se often springs -from. some
outward attraction a woman may pos-
eesseathat he not unnaturally fancies
D. woman is swayed. in the same way.
But., as a -matter at fact, her love is
wen by such utterly different means
that the question of looks affects her
very little one way or another.
To be sure, she oftea admires the out-
ward mane but unease she is very fool-
ish aal very young she does not think
most or the face. It is the man's
streagth that appectis to hex weakness
--she delights in his height and size
ane look of. power. In most cases a
woman ie ileard to say she does not
care for a man to be handsome as long
as Ile looks sweaty and. strong; and, it
is wonderful how little suecess a. mere
beauty man lies among women, as a
rale.
Even size a.tul strength however, are
not necessary .queltactitions in a wo-
noat's eyes for the man she loves. Ev-
ery day one eees men: deformed, mis-
shapen and so hideous that one hesi-
tates to .Loole twice at them., who he e
won wives who not only love them, hut
are proad of them, and would not
change their personal appearance for
that of any other man iu the world,
were he a veritable Adonis.
Observers of these bare noticea this,
and turnett it inn, a matter for sneers.
They sappoise the reason for it lies in
a. woman's frantie desire to get, mar-
riea, and, they Pint it out ecornfuity,
and. bay: "aust leok a,t, woman! As
long es she can find a man to give her
the proud position of writing. 'Mrs.' on
bar visit leg cards she. deesn't care
whether he is Wine or halt, or lame."
But in reality Iter conduct COMea from
a very different cause.
To begin with, physical afflietion in
a man excites women'e compassion and
empathy. It does n,ot, stir her to re-
pulsion as it does a raan. Then she
is far more affected by els disposition,
and chaeacter in beeterying her love
than by regular feaeutee and. a straight
baek. Perhaps this is ole reason why
wornen's Jove eits been more enduring
than a man's eines tbe world began.
II; does not fade with tveinkles and gray
hairs; it does not burn low when the
light goes out of the eyes, and the
erectneee from the figure; it endures,
and as Wattmeter I's the one thing im-
mortal, about us, which reaches on to
another lite, it is safe to 6uppoSe that
a good women's love can outlast death
itself, and live again in eternity..
But whet wine a, woman's love most
chiefly in a, mos in hie eepacity far love-
making. tendernese and erder
wili make her his more surely thaa
anything else 1. tbe knowe world.. And
the ugly man may tiossess the qualities
of
it deeoted lover,as Jewett ae the hand -
son* man; it Moat CaSeS Ile poasus-
usa a thousand times more. 'nee
being so, there et every reason why
e plain racial steatite be able to win a
woman.% love even more readily and
certainly than any or his goOd-lOoking
rirojs, awe in tdeetti nine teen. out of
every ten be susceeds in dr,in,,,4 so,
The uglieet teen i ct the e hid e his t ory
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ful wives. Thle uglier a man is, it
would. seem, by a, law of natural com-
pensation., the more he has the power
Owen; the. love of women for whom all
in)Siii Biel/ if he knows how to use it
right.
Se let thIs plain, men take comfort,
they need not have the least fear of'
remaining lonely bachelors all t,heir,
lives, if they will only realize the face
that a. fair field is before them, teed
woo boldly and like men.
DISASTER IN QUEBLC.
eams.mar
Four People allied Wind TWO mouses be
stroycd by a Snowfall at Quebec.
A despatch from Quebec says :—Four
lives were lost by an avalanche at
South Quebec about 710 on Tuesday
night, and two houses were destroy-
ed. They were built directly under the
cliff, opposite the G.T.R. sheds, and a
little west of the Vietoria, hotel. The
disaster occurred suddenly, and with-
out a moment's warning. (inc house
was crushed' down by the weight of
snow from above, while, the upper stor-
eys of the other were cut clean off
from the first storey, and overturn-
ed. in front of it upon the street.
A whote family named Labreeone
were in this upper part of the house
during its somersault, and escaped
practically unhurt.
an tbe lower flat resided one Angers,
his wife, and six children. The father
and two children, ogee 2 and 5 re-
spectively, were taken out dead. Mrs.
Angers is in a critical condition, and
Lour children escaped.
In the other house Mr. James King,
head. carter here for the G.T.R., re-
sided with his wife, son ancl daughter.
Mr. King and his son and daughter
have escaped serieus injury, but Mrs.
King is still under the ruins, notwith-
standing active efforts to release her,
and she is undoubtedly dead.
BROKE THE RECORD.
C. P. fl, Takes Freight From Vancouver to
New Fork Seven Days.
The C.P.R. has leroken the world's` re-
eard for a transcontinental freight
run. On February 11 a leraa quantity
of silk was landed at Vancouver by
the steamship Empress of Canna and
on the 18th it was landed in New Yeark,
the trip oectipying seven days. There
were four carloads vaned at e200,000
each,
SCURVY IN DAWSON.
ahout. Thirty cases or the Disease Dave
Developed Among the Miners.
A despatch from Dawson, N.W.T.,
via Victoria, B.C., save—Scurvy has "
developed among the miners to such
an extent that ther are now seven-
teen cases in the pie ie hospital. It is
estimated that there are from twelve
Lo fifteen cases in private rabins,swel-
ling the whole number to thirty. Pre-
cautionary measures are being taken
to prevent the spread of the malady.
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Familiar Experience Deported by ilia OVer-
11140 41C11110'1. ROSITil 0.1,141.r.
A despatch. from Plymouth England,
says steamer Roslyn, Castle, frem,
Table .Bay, arraced. !here an Weanesdey,
two days overdue. She re:ports that on
falyruary 14th slue encountered what
sloe:need to be a, fog, but whiele peeved
to Is a sandstorm.. 'The dar wag per-
rar„Ituted with red sated, mid bow 900 miles
the sou nal, stars were in.visibae.
Ob-
sst'vxtt!Lrnc *era ttneossible tixiuil tee
ship ree,rbett Meseette„ and for the ce-
tiea distance the vessel worked her way
Iv dead reekorbilog.
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