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GOOD AND BND LUCK,
COINCIDENCTIA.
Nothing' is cemmonex than to near
talk of good luck and bad luck; lucky
people anti unluoky; lucky days and
unluoky; with special reference to
Friday, 'which eeems to lia,ve got a ter-
ribly bad name indeed. Ninety-nine
eallors out of a, hundred count it un-
lucicv to set sail on that day: and some,
tunate or lucky; whereas the prudent
man who prevents the burglar's
it by wise, preeantions, enjoys no such
credit, but has to be content -with
being snore frequently tacky than the
fool, leecense he puts himself more in
the. wan of good fortune. Now and
then, one ,meets with some poor for-
lorn wreath with whom everything
,Iee•Ilas to go wrong, and who, always
111 troable, soon get.s the nickname, of
y" Dick.
even capteias, who have weathered But a far more curious andtrue
many a, storm, refuse to do 5o. 1 interest than any matters of mere
"gilt" at l3righton about this very name, we call Coincidences, into
bettedr
was talking the other day to an old ink, and
eVattleet'oF°W)linfeClur
question, and 1 dirt no- bto get eet, which there would seera to enter a
reit of lane what his views were,
and new factor, not so easiltedefined, By
what reaneathere eould be for so Alla3.3;coef.s,illittereettort,
h Imes fallen under my
I give ti. few in -
strong and Widespread a belief, or, as own personal observation. Thus: I
wore eill it, superstitionmeet with a stray ..word, sae "To -
"You," slid L "ha,ve, been afloat Iieggen," just now m cosninon use
d
mong u '
s, and, as a matter of mere
eretty oe
ften: to my lenoedge---" l
curiosity. 'wishto know its derivation,
" Forty years. next March. in all I consult every dictionary I can lay
weathers," interrapted the captain. hands eel, but in not one. of them does
the weird appear. 1 ask right arid left
"Well. then what's your real opin- among the gay young people: who are
it re about Fridity?" just now gone mad about the delights
"I can't sey 1 like it at all myself," of Tobogganing, but not a. soul can
I e iinswered. "I never In:towed things helo me. I question two charming
girl graduates fresh from the lIon,or
cut right that were latioebed on list at Ca,niblidge, one of them
a Friday; though I've had to face eLelly great in etemelogy, whom T beg
skipper
them In my tittle: for it isn't every to visit the Britieli Muaeune in search
-or owner that will listen when
of thi‘vhioldb Canadian word. it . mit
the men growl about going to see („enr•axid Ire ted•upti!Vetueugit'enne, as
Fr -
('21 the day after a•bursilay. "It' S all a. hopeless rnestry: end in. a, neonth's
sailers, and will bold, too -Ask anY town .• _e neigntierieg c:f
the Free
unty
say. All the saeme it holds good among Liebraorove adiget-b1. walk:11th).
(4 sem aiongsnore here what they Incal•maa,gluatztinejree, ou.pPenait nautmrabnedrontanda
think. They will tell you. that the Za..:hhe hnetto to an article ort "Awn@
werst gele last Novenaber began on a,gin. XCaU otaatgllasuealeaN:cfnIlla'n"r=•
Fr.. y. when. the lifeboat was all but for sled."
eneleesti-tbat the end of the new
pier was washed, away on a Friday
-filet Friday's eaten a fish is always
cae.ut the worst of the lot; and if the
nets bre:tk a,way cpf v. night nith neat-
irerel. les sure to be comino home on
a Friday."
"Weil," said I, "as for mere luek at
sea, do you know thet. a year or two
ago one a our greet shipbuilder: de-
termined to show that you sailors were
all in tbe wrong about this terrible
day? He, built a, brig and named her
Friday, laid dein her lines on a Fri -
clay, finisher ter thee tia.y seven weeks,
a confounded pack of nonsense," they linite have forgotten the whole affair.
the one which had east occurred was
siogulerly strenge.
doine knowi natimh a.bout. their be -
tog comanop," said Mr. Iarkins; but
I owe tell yon of at far more curlew,
inata,nee. One day, a strariger came
in and asked for a copy of Blair's ser -
mans, well-known book, but quite
ont of fashion now. Ile looked. et the
only copy I had, bought it, and paid
foe it, and WAS aboat to go, Wheal he
suddenly stopped and said "If you
.have. no objection, I will said,
the
book wit,h you tuetil happen to be
in town again.' -93y all mean' gala
Cas long as you please,'
(To Be eolith-med.)
Ageln, 1 have a brother whom 1
very seldom see and who seldom leaves it will increase ra,ther then thriarush. -
his headquarters, same three hundred . es bringing the, war closer, and Eng -
miles eway. I walk. four miles as the spring approaches. The excite- land is the only country that could
through the. woods to e small road- ment particularly in London, when fight Germany witheut risk and with -
side atatien, on ray way to Waterloo.
The train is at the platform. hut ' 8.re. of the great finds were announw out doubt of the issue. A few days,
waits for the arrival of an excursion . ed, nordered on delirium, and nothing and the Germap slaps would be at the
train from Bristol. In five rainute.s but the haeuperable difficulties of the bottom of the sea or in convoy to
it comes rattliog down the brancla route, at an advanced season of the E - .
line; eat pour a crowd of passengers year. prevented hundreds from raak- • no_ 'Ian ports; Hamburg and Bremen,
to ehexere earriages for London: and go • . the Kiel Canal, end the 13altie ports
the, first person I see. hurrying along • "4g an Immediate start. The tales of ,
is, paid be under tbe guns of England,
is an old friend whom I believed to hardship wilich have already reached
be. at Cannes. We journeyed up to- England have in ne way intimidated ilfaiting for the indemnity tobe set -
first thing she. said. to me was, "How
and almost the tbe who have made up their-xi:nude to - ' ''' '
start In the spring. tied All we would. beve to do then
would be to say to France and Rus-
gether at I.Vaterlr o,
see him?" It is the opinion of the same auth- 8.1at " Seek some compensation. 'fake
is your brother Jack? Do you ever
tn.side, Germany whatever you like; you
can have. it" Frauce and Russia cer-
tainly will not lilt a, band to save
Germany. The wan is inevitable and
Eogland's beet hope of prosperity.
The presamption of the German Em-
peror has brought Germany to a pretty
pase."
In the. opinien of the Spectator,
Fre nee and Russia would raake mince -
THE R1JSH
TO THE KLONDIKE.
England Prep:trim?, to Send Thousands Next
Spring- The Dalton Trail -
The Canadian Pacific Railway auth-
oritle,s and the Dominion immigration
offi`aers look for a phenominal rush of
Immigrants in the corning spring trona
England to the Klondike. When the arebegineing to understand that Eng -
news of the wonderful riches of that ' land end Germany mustcome toblows,
region reached England there was lit- over the right to levy from the whole
Eng -
scale and only
tie tante for preparations on a large ','`a
a 'Milted number of in. land with her long history of sumo's-
nrld the tribute of commerce. Eng-
elividuals started for the Yukon dis- aggression, and convinced that in
tricts. SinCe then large companies have Pursuing her own interests she is
ganized, men hive subscribed spreading light aMong nations dwell -
been •or
large sums of nanneY. and in the serillg Lug in darkness, and Germany, with
they will he able to furnisb men ready lesser will force, but keener intelli-
to start out for the gold regions. gence,cempete in every corner of tbe
In addition the Dominion agents re- globe. 4 million petty dieputes build
port that considerable numbers of per. up the greatest cause of war the world
Sons in all parts a the United King- " has ever seen. If Germany were extin-
dam having small means are shuply guisited to -morrow, there is not an
waiting for spring to join their for- .Englishenen in the, world who would
tunes to the thousands %elm will be not be richer the day after to -morrow.
ready to rush into the Yukon from all Nations bone fought for years over a
parts of the world. Those who have city or a, right of succession; in,ust
recently come from England are full they not fight for 4200,000,000 of coin-
er the Klondike, and state that it is aneree?
the great cry all over the country, and "WILLIAM TILE WITNESS"
THIS WAR SURE TO 00111
dIMM.110
ENGLAND AND GERMANY WILL
FIGHT IT OUT SOME DAY.
Peening is very Ritter -The Great Straggle
is EitrOPe Cannot be long Delayed -
Great liritain Ready for the Fray.
There are not, in Europe two coun-
tries that see,m to hate each other,
more than England and Germany. The
two Governixtents are less inclined to
quarrel than the people. This mutual
dislike bas now risen to such an extent
that English papers Say in so raany
words, "Gerraany must be destroyed.
Tbe sooner England attacks her, the
better it will befor ereatBritain and
for eivilization," We, condense the fol-
lowing from along article, in the ;Lon-
don Saturdan Review. -
Bismarck has long since recognized
what et length the people of England
advantage to Germany it France takes
Egypt and Ruasia, takes India. Hence
a. war will never be of Ge,rmany's seek-
ing. -Translations made for the Lit-
erary Digest.
m -bed her a, week later:"He may be ortties that heindroeudijonnt‘hveinctitleierseaaidia.
her caP" buried,de7iNde.vtnerd"irePfliet•d*
for all I know. 1 throughout tbe1)
taina mate was "Friday," witla thir- I range: g„ to London end he still more in the spring to set out for the new
.h.:_hlorado.•4si
teen kends anoard-the worst of all I rarely visits the grat. city: se that
unit/eke- numbers -and on it Friday I here this desire exists it
s im ie known that the utmost econome is
there is no chance of catC.hing .11
the set, sell for, her firat tripi-Thlattti Id ,- i-.`" practised. and preparatioes are being
ur n -e• one of his flying visits,'
"I am seers/ for that." said Miran- made now. The Dominion authorities
I
+town." S years sine I last saw look forward to an unprecedented rush
4t. pretty mad proof of what Friday's da. "It' two'
heir is. Did yeti ever heir of that hive at your house, when, you lived in sueh as was never before N'sitnesse,1 in
the world's history of gola mining, and
brier , When we got to Waterloo, there ail triteeportation lines are making ape-
\\ ll. to tell you the truths sir. was :mime debate as to whether we dal arrangements to at.commotlate the
I have heera of that yarn before; but should travel any further together ; enormously increased traffic expectea
you've left out one thing, now. Did hut the end oe it was that. as Miran- when the signal is given for the start
for the Yukon in the ethere brig?" ing Cross by the suspension briege. As farnishea by the Department of the In-
arly spring.
de was bo,und for Regent Street. and
--at I for Holborn. we, would welk toeher- Some i t" f t* • nose
nteres mg in onna eon is
yea ee-er hear what Leconte of th
"No," said I; "I don't know that; we went down the steps, at the other terior in regard to the routes to the
but of coarse—" end of the bridge, a man -with a Yukon, through the report of J. J, Mc -
carpet bag came rushing up to meet Arthur, the surveyor and civil engineer
"No, no. sir: yoo don't know and us. two steps at a time, ana that man sent up to the Yukon by the Dominion
ntrietely else don't. know. They said she Iwas ray brother Jack! -amazed, and Government last May to make a t00e-
wo11h1 come home Ort a Friday; but gild to see us, and we to see him. Five graphical survey of the Dalton trail
she/ didn't come; and Seek Rogers, the minutes later, we should have missed and the country adjoining. Tie eon-
coestemard at Hove -as I. heard tell hitt demos the Skagit -ay trail, and says the
the siory-he swears she was never 'Wes like a regular 'House that Dalton trail affords a first-rate road
liwardof again., captain or erew. And Jack built,'" said I. "If I hadn't for 240 miles namely, from the coast
tie for thirteen hands aboard, whY, walked to that special train at Wood- to Five -Finger Rapids, which is onlY
that owlubber over the baker'sdozen end, 1 should not have met Miranda, 230 miles by unobstructed waterway
would heve been a, regular Jonah,and Not raeeting• her, I should havetaken frcau Da-wson City. The first forty
a Jonah's time he would have, of it. a 'bus at Waterloo, and never gene tmilee• from Chilcat Inlet is on river
too. T.11 the fishes got hold of him. over Hungerford bridge." flat, with an easy grade, tbenee to the
-No offe,nee, sir, I hope, at mayspeak- "If it had rained,' said she -we local divide. whitila is 3,000 feet above
bag eut so strong; but there's no should not have agreed to walk to sea level, and fifty miles front. the wat-
na-steke about. Friday. Good night,
Yet. in spite of my old sidIoes 'be-
lie!, some greet and notable and good
things bave taken place en a Fri-
day, whicsh would have amazed him not
a. little if I had then. seized the
themes el telling them. For example -
On Friday, ard Aaguet, 1492, Christo-
pher Ceitintlats set sell on his great
voyage of discovery. On. Friday. lath
Octelier, 1492, he first discovered land.
On Friday, 4th January, 1493., he sail-
ed on his return voyage for Spain,
and on Friday. 15th Mara, 1493, ha
arrived in safety at Palos. Many
other historie events of significaaice
and of good luck have occrured on
Friday.
Yet Friday is re,gerded by mane
ale a day- of ill -luck; but for making
it specially unlucky you must upset
the, salt. "The falling of salt,' says my
Lord BaC00:1, '96 2321 autbentie pres-
agement of ill -fortune, nor can ev-
ery temper oomdemn it. Yet it leanly
an (1111023.• Nor is the origin or this
lieliet lento seek. From the earliest
times. sale, itself ineorruptible, hos
alwants been regarded as more or less
sacred; lienee sprang its having a
place at all the rights of sacrifice and
ablation. Thus it became e symbol
oe frien,dship, and, before any other
service, was offered to the guest, in
token of good -will on the part of the
host. If, during this offering, it
was accidentally upset, and, still
worse, if intentionally on either side,
eeril in some shape was deemed a cer-
tain, issue..
To turn now to such minor matters
as mere luck in every day life is to
make a, mighty etep down to trifles.
If a coin be, spun into the air, it is
obvious that the cbances whether it
come, down head Or tail uppermost
must be equal. Yet, in ;mite of this,
one special woman in a village shell
be gad to ha,ve great lack in the
"making" of butter, or one particu-
lar gerdener to be most lucky en the
grafting- of roses Or MeiallS; theI is
to say that Lucky Betty or Lucky
Tom succeeds where scores a others
would fail. Whereas, the trutb itt
that success in either case is simply
owing to greater skill or greater care
in handling the thane or the pruning
knife, which the other bumpkins fail
to exert. It •not, so, all comes back to
the doctrine of themes; and any one
given Hodge or, Dolly may be as lucky
as .Tom or Betty."
Ohl say SOWS ;, Village WiSeaCrOS,
elnit fortunes favors fools." Yes, now
and then it, would seam so; perhane
betsause a foal trusts all to fortune
and sometimes secceeds where wiser
men fail -mainly through ignorance
of danger or obstaele-and so goes to
work 'coolly in hazaxaous things; jus,
as e blinsi man, having once. learn.ed
the road,,ca
will walk lmly along the
veer edge al! a. elite where the own.
en of n, par of sharp eyee would. be
apt to grow dizzy aud stumble. if
a fool who leeree his doors unlookal
(150231)55 eobbery, be is often called 2or-
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
A Few Paragraphs whieheine Prove Worth
Readiag.
The rafflesia,, of Sumatra, is the
largest flower in existence. It has
a diameter of nine feet.
There are no rats, mice or cats in
Sante Fe, N. M. The air there
is too rarified for thean to exist.
Paris has fourteen asylums for the
homeless, where needy persons can ob-
tain lodgings. Oast year they accomo-
dated 144,037 persons.
The Board of Trade of Santa Fe, N.
Me is entirely (imposed of ladies.
They attend, to ail matters of business
relating to the welfare of the city, and
entertam all celebrites.
The oldest married couple in, the
United States are Mr. and. Mrs. Jo-
seph Manual, of Cape Porpoise, Mass.
She. is 98 and, he is 101 years of age,
and they have been married seventy-
seven years.
The pneumatic tire was invented by
ft Dublin surgeon, and was first ap-
plied to the wheels of a child's car-
riage, the invalid occupant having
complained of the jolting of the ve-
hicle.
aim Stevenson, a negro, of ,Lexing-
ton, Ky., has an beinaense band.
From the wriet to the tip ot the middle
finger it -measures eleven inches, and
the thumb nail is as bin as half a
dollar.
A boatzna.n. at York Beaoh, Mee saw
whathe believea to be an immense sea -
serpent, with about twenty joint. He
became so excited that he upset bis
boat. The serpent proved to be a.num-
ber of kegs strung together on a
rope, by some iniscbievous boys.
Woman's erowning glory, her hair,
needs considerable care to keel:4 it in
glace. A single hairpin is an in-
significant little, thing. yet tbe whole-
salers in. 'the city of New York daily
sell 1,200,000 of tbe,m.
The crows are causing much in-
jury to crops in South Untiontown,
0 &REED NOUN TO BEATH,
SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAMOUS
OLD WAR HORSE.
0131110 With the Remnants of the Gallant
Light Brigade to America -Carel ullY
tendWh
ed ile It Lived.
The noted white Arabian steed rid-
den by Capt. Nolan in the charge of
the Light Brigade at the inemorable
battle of Balaklava, cif the CAI:ace, wa.s
quartered for several years in the ha -
mediate vicinity of Cincinnati, and died
a natural death at a ripe old age in
the neighborhood of Morrow, Ohio, says
the Cincinnati Commercial -Tribune.
1Vhen. the blundering order for the
Charge of the Light Brigade was given
Capt. Nolan was in command. As the
men charged hate the "valley of death"
Nolan, on his conspicuous white Arab,
spurred far in advance of all -a fine
mark for a Russian rifleman. With
his sword high uplifted and a cheer
01 this Nes bewasstruck 111 thebreast
by a fragment shell, thrown in the
Russiansfirst disebarge, and instant-
ly killed. His sword dropped. from bis
hand, but the arm retained its upright
position, and hia left hand, the bridle
rein, as his horse instinetiveay turned
beck, 211233.gallloped toward the Brigade.
As -the files opened to let him p225 2121
unearehle shriek rent the air, said by
Neale to hare been the last agonizing
cry of Nolen, in a vain effort to turn
the Brigade frbm its impending (100111,but thbught by otbers toile the result
of no human wifd, but due rather to
those "spasmodio forces which may aet
upon tam form when life has ceased."
' NOBLE SIX HUNDRED.
Mich. They proceed with their
ravages in military style, by post-
ing pickets co the fences, to give
timely warning of the approach of
gunners.
A paper published in Madrid is
printed. oo linen, with ink which is
readily removed with soap and wet-
ter. ,After it has been reed by a
subse.riber he sends it to bis washer-
women, and it is retained to bit as
a handkerchief.
The oldest newspaper in the world
is the, Kin Pan, of Pekin. For near-
ly a thousand years it. has been pub-
lished regularly, first as- a mentbly,
up to the year 1361. when it became
a weekly, and. for the last ninety years
as it daily.
A bridegroom on a street car in
Portland, Oregon, became so abstract -
meat of the „mere forming the Triple ed that he gave to the conductor a
Allienn, if they were sure that Eng-
land w(,uld not interfere. The Epee -
tater informs tbe Dual Alliantie, that
they are weleome to help themselves
to amp. part of Gerneeny and Aus-
tria, and even a Italy,. if that
pewer does not. know wineh side of
its) bread is battered. We quote as
follows-
" There has been am attempt on
the part of the German. Emperor to get
up
COALITION AGAINST ENGLAND
It has failed., • hat at the same time
Prange and Russia have tried to use
the ineident te
aget some sort of as-
surne that England will , not, when
the gre:tt war coiMes, - join the Triple
ati gold mace, tbinking it was a nickel.
The conductor shortly afterward re-
ceived a dime from a Chinaman on
the platform and gave him the gold
coin, believing it to be a five cent
piece.
THE DECEPTIVE MIRROR.
11 Gives Ton No Idea 01 flow Tom Really
Look.
No doubt the. human. rare would
consider it little short of a universal
tragedy tbere were no looking -
glasses. Yet, in spite of their wide-
spread use it is an astonishing fact
get her." ei. One more local divide is eros , Alliance. That is a manoeuvre naturalthat rtane of da ha.ve ever seen our-
And
should NPI'y in, comme from Euston. , twenty miles further on at the wat- enough under the circumstances. As selves as others see us. i t. i
"And if," added Jack, "I hid not .. .
_ave. been. at ray walled of the Alsek and Chileat rivers. far as Germany is concerned, we see no In the first place, the ref ec ion n
lost in w ' • e f
longoinfere this.. -And that ee , The rest of the trail to the mouth of sort, of reason why England should re- the mirror does not portray our
szenee,t, Id fselltyy, les exactly two
leaemliee•e'-e thlhep.Nesoreeskiald River at Five -Finger fuse togive ail assurance that weshall likeness with any attempt at ace
rare oe i i is a suecession of valleys, with not side with her. The policy pursued curacy. The heir is wrong in tone,
very 15th el November in 1864, and
en this lhardly perceptille divides In summer tewardusby Germany during the last the eyes are not correct in color,
slept at your houe • 1 • - - a man with a ::a,i1cIle horse and eaek few years forfeits all elaim on her and our complexions are hopelessly li-
t 1 ns; you, I came up
meet egain on the 15th in this odd I -
animal can make thirty miles a day on , part to our consideration. . . . We bele(' by this specious household de-
fashicee" I the Dalton trail, reaching Dawson City I could not allow Italy to be partitioned ceiner.
. house ant nee we
S6, after a good talk, for I hadconn i' In fif3teen days. It can le- clone in , without protecting the Triple Al- it is certain that if the looking
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p e e y °ego en. e ate o our last ' twent --five days with a pack tram. So Rance. In oese of war we might offer glasses spoke the truth, the sale of
meeting, WO parted.. i ago9d is the. fee.d along the treat that : Italy .a. complete and absolute guar- various coraple.xion washes would de -
Some ten or twelve years ,ego I was I rnmals whipa were sent in this season anty a she Would. leave the Triple Al- cretase to half. for any fair skin looks
1 t I f t the d f
in the, habit of write occasional
art- ' ' -
'fattened on the way. It is expected Ranee. If Italy refused to do this gray and pallid in the glass, and MIM -
S: .5 or an o - as lone newspaper •
ll 600 sheen and 400 cattle reaehea Daw- we. must, of course, leeve her to take bers of ladles who bave splendid cem-
called the Daily Tearer. Wbile on ray egoantiohnefore the river was closed to navi- her chance. But in all probability plexions ruiu thein by trying to im-
• lc f ld f h• cl
way to the, office one fine summer she would not show ;my- such ola
morning, I chanced to pas e the well- stinace. Tbe offer of immunity from
known book -stall of my old •aoquaint- the rtsks of war would probably
mace, Larkins, and strolled into the be irresistible. :Possibly, however,
it -will be said that Italy vvould
be bound in honor to stand by Ger-
many and Austria. We do not
ftiholuniltcyt.hat need. be a very serione dia.
A• SAD CASE.
shop for a chat. Mr. Larkins was Fond Its, other-aVlay, my pet, you
busy revising a catalogue; and on a should not strike your little brother
table in front of bine half covered.with that way. .
"Good -morning, sir," said tie...book- Spoiled. Child -I will! If he touches
books, lay a. newspayer.
seller; "I'll be with you in two min- my doll again rll break another caair
utes." over his head„ so there!
"No hurry," replied 1, "Yon'. take Fond. Mother -But my dear, you
in, the Tearer, 1 see; e will h4es a know it isn't lady -like for little girls
look at it."
; to- '
umn, he joined rae. Spoiled Child -You get out! If y.ou
Before 1 bad read half a col-
ewee seq. he, say another word I'll -P11 tell .the meta -
"you had come in. three minutes ear- tater wbat you said about his wife s
new dress.
lier, you wou.ld have seen the man
who wrote that curious article about Fond Mother. Berrie years after -My
rata." dear, it seems to me this engagement
glared.. e en to Mr. Gooesoul is very sudden.
Spoiled Daughter -There you go 1 1
" Wh,ioh cutrio.us artiele?"
han.d." kne wyou would. Alweys coming be -
Why, that very one now in your
" That is very oenee said e. yell your old, head off if you want to,
tween me and my happiness. You can
Who is the man, a.nd. bow do you but. I'll marry bim just the saint.
e.
know that tre ivrote the paper on Fond Mother -But my dear, I may
rats?'' • be that your di,spositions-
"Well, sir," replied Larkins, "the Spoiled Daughter -Huh 1 If 1 ean get
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gentleman is a stranger to me. But along with such an unreasonable area -
he 0(018 into the shop, bought a. tare as you,, I can get along with any
French .granirear, and was just going one. Now, just atop your ehatter, arid
out again, when he saw the Tearer ly- see rt.bout supper. Heat be here to -
take in tha,t old gossip of( paper ?' might."
Pond eetener, ewe years afterward to
ing open there; 'Ah, he says, 'clo you "Ur 4-1.. 4. .-.
-"Yes; and a, very good old paper vasitor,-Yes, it is too true, too true
it ie, 'thee-- 'Dia you, notice th,at little Vieitor-And so your danghter and
ertiele on Rater- 'I h,ave just read her husband. have really separated?
ita I replied; 'and if, very good article Fend. Motber-Yes. poor stricken
it isa-''Well,' says the stranger, 'T arra child, she came, home la.st night. Oh,
much obliged to you for the compli- that she should, ever have marriedauch
ment; I don't often get praised; lint, a brutel She was always so tender,
es the, author of "Rats,"' I am bound so affectionate, so titaid. Poor apgel 1
Lo offer you my best thanks, and wish He must have abused her terriyly.
you a. very good' morning.' And.
%-rith that, a,waiy he wen,t. I nev-
-r set eyes en, ham Wore, anal" -,
AN IlliDERSTANDING REACHE'I).
eon.'t suppose that 1 shell ever do so But our egreement Was, said the
1:g,al'a•" d
'It you, should. ever ohance to do so, sten er young man from tete East, as
',Tr. ;Larkins, tell bine, with zny coannlie he paused for a moment in his digging
merits, that he went away with a lie to a,llow the frozen drops of perspire -
in, his, mouth. 'He, had no more to do tion to settle into the claim, concern-
s -111i the 'Rat' paper than Adam. 1
eorrected the proof of it only two dans
I go and the manuscript /MOW on my
ei"1-1.dY table,"
bout coincidences in general, which
After that, we had a long chat
1 held to be common, enough, though
"WHAT GERIVIANY SAYS.
To these opinions, as expressed in
influential English papers, the Kea
nische Zeitung, Cologne, replies in the
main. es follows-
" The English themselves acknow-
ledge that it is irapossible for them
to compete in the &ate of peace with
us and hope to be victorious. Hence,
their threats of war, their brutal un-
truths, their attacks upon the Emper-
Or. Tinge latter espeoia,lly annoy
the Germans, as each attacks are an
insult to tbe -whole nation. Eng-
lishanen evidently do not realize that
Willitem II. has his people at his
back. The English will., however,
find to their cost, tha•t nations, as well
as individuals, must show some con-
sideration to others. That Crerma,ny is
more likely to hese the support of the
Triple Alliance in an Anglo-Geeman
strugglegoes without saying. But Ger-
mane does not depend. on this. She is
used to fighting her own battles and
with her, own men. Since the time has
pas,sed teway when, the enemies of Ger-
many could obtein German troops, Ger-
many may look hopefully to the
future, though she should refrain
from underrating an enemy. Eng-
land, however, will find it to her
advantage to thank tvvice ere she en-
ters u.ptto An,glo-German cam-
paign. In war, victory is never as -
sexed till atter the laettle, and Eng -
lana hoe not such a crushing supe-
riority of '
MEN, GUNS, AND WEAVIIII
(.bat prosperity is as certain) to
follow a wag againiet Germany as a
petty expedition, against naked sav-
ages."
ing the divisionof our labor, that, as mearrhsea amtellettirgalirlaNreleesbtrhiaebtteGerkrmEan,yie-
far as the work of digging of washing dela and Baia DCA reaS011ably WiSh
out the gold was coheerned, 1 mild to destroy England by leading a ooali-
take my choice. tion against be. Germany prefers
• YOr a liar,", said Klondike Kit, as he nettee, ad, She hopes to get the best of
scooped. a, handful of nu gets from the her rival in the straggle for inaiistrial
pan,
a eYer coo e X,eh 1 3 Nut eximanere aup y.
I id to, cla 10.1 remao It is of rio
FENT ITH T ;El a FISTS.
Bow °lacers in as British army Settle
Little trointa.atiasseite•
tdh.eialnpavtDesiukew. e of the
tlf4OrleraeaseentaucidtlehebeCt‘ovu6enilt
ncoeurrsein, likwheichotheBrriraetisah, 0,onfafietehreeySehtetvlee
Officers biaVe their disagreements, of
pusbhloiswha thettfeollooswienng_
aarticTillerljnwhiwthe
to be setttled. Duelitn,g is forbidden
bo' law, as well as by modern " ideas
and common sense. Complaints re-
specting infractions of mess etiquette
ox of ungentimenly or unsoldierly
tbe
s
Cincerg'entTryhiel bliyfehoist ftloticejs'.u'OseenAdtuir;°-
able, and his only ',bailee is to es-
mmiatytee,bethesupubnaniitteed ptoow
e4)molelhasdnsugeeetj, m
and in. the end disputes ere freenently
sereetixaes obtained. hi wags as drastic
as they are novel.
this is moral suasion only,
aorretsitistr;t ltvohifieirsret dprrellisciPleall
in which are extremely far-reach-
serittalt all
-the.
Straight into the Russian guns,
Which were opened full upon them,
dashed the Brigade, and "then they
rode back; but not, not the six hun-
dred," The Immense Pees was "only
ocuoter-belanced," says one, "by the
brilliance of the attaok and the gal-
lantry, order and discipline which dis-
tinguished it."
Tile remnant of the Light Brigade
W(02 sent over to Quebec. to recuper-
ate, and with them Noun's white Arab,
with two slight gaber cuts in his side.
He carried the marks to bis death.
After bis master's death the horse was
oalled Nolan. While in Quebec% Lester
Tayalor, a wholesale cotton merchant of
Cincinnati purchased him and brought
him to Cincinnati, :where he shortly
after -Ward Maid him to August Le
Beoot.
Le Rivet WAS a Frenchman. The Le
Broots owned a. pretty eummer heuse
at South Covington, Ky., on the cliffs
of Licking River, and known as Din -
more Park. Luxurious quarters were
fitted up. for asTollan. A French Zou-
ave was broiled*, from France to eare
expressivele for him and a handsome
JET BLACK STALLION
called Sultan, purchased in Algiers by
Mr. Le laroot on one Cif his ntonerous
tripe. to Buxope. Notaan. was a magni-
fisent. creature, fifteen and shall
hands high, snow white, with mane
and tail, like strands burnisbed
silver, and nostrils like pink satin ;
fleet as the wind minder the saddle -
the only uae to which he was pet -with
a. swinging, easy gait, most inviting
to the equestrian lever; high spirited,
et gentele withal as a fawn. But
oath and Sultan were regularly ex-
ercised in a, ring loid out on one part
of the grounds for tbat purPose. 50
decolle was Nolan that the two little
daughters of the house were much
given to climbing upon his back dur-
ing this exercise. If either chances to
sem an.d fall heneath the feet of the
horse whale in motion he would stop
instantly, and, with the Zoteave's cry, ,
to the child, "Tranquiel Tranquiel 1'
meaning be quiet, weeld, with rare ,
intelligence, bend his head and care-
fuIlly push the little one
FROM HIS PATH.
On one of the ravaging expeditions
of the TJnion troops stationed at Fort
Mitchel, a few miles distant from the !
Le Breed residence, both horses were!
taken from the etablies. Mr. Le Brcot
%vas away from home. Upon his ret -urn
with the impetuosity and decisive ac-
tion of the typical Frenchman, he
starter' at mice with his Zouave in hot
pursuit of the animals. Some four miles
from home became acroes them, tether-
ed and in charge of a subaltern. Le
Broot covered the ;man with his pistols
e"---"ssemeesa,
A gentlemen joined. a. creek cave
alra regiment. Be had xio pedigree
Or fatally to recommend him - in
fact, his father was a retired brewer,
and by scions of nobility among
his comrades he was rather coldly re-
eeived
"Are you the son of Dash, the
brewer?" inquired one of these,
ane"
"Then wby don't your father bring
you up to his trade?".
"Oh, well, you're the son of Lord
Blank, aren't you?" •
eyese,
"Then. why didn't he bring you up
a gentlemen'?"
The upshot of this was a rough-
and-tumble, •wberein was demenstrat-
ell that, in tbe arraY, a Plebeian la
the equal a a peer -if he can, box as
welL
Another gentlemen frora the ranks
of trade came home one day to find
all the ()rookery and breakable articles
in his rooma 'smashed, the same being
intended by the wreckers its a delicate
hint lint his presence among them
was objectionable.
He was late for dinner that even-
ing, and apologhteil to the president
of the mess for it, explaining what bad
happened -that be had bean to the
roomsof those he suspected- and return-
ed the complaint, if he had wronged any
he, evould apologize end restore
the articles; if he had bit on. the
right ones, they could have sat-
isfaction in the riding school after
dinner.
prove, them because they look
wbe'e the Zouave deftly seeured the
bud in the mirror. Yoa may501bixe
horses. ale then directed the latter to
certain, that, however plain
take them across the Ohio river, into
face seems, it is by me means so plain_ Brew, wanty, Ohio, he hireseat riding
as it pears in the tell-tale mir
on into Covington, Ky., and. straight
to the Planters'-' House, where the
commandirig offioer of the troops, Gen.
Stanhope, was stopping. There he de-
fiant -4 challenged the General's inter -
1 11 the cese. Nothing came of
the affair, however, and, after a time
the horses were returned to their old
quarters. Lotath to dispose of Nolan and
not wishing to ship himti to France, Le
areal; left him for some raonths to the
min olf Col Meson finally pensioning
him to a„ Lam near Morrow, Ohio,
where he lived his life out in peaceful
retirement.
ror.
Secondly, you cannot assume your
natural expression while peering in
the looking &se. The eye must
be in. a certain position before you
cm see it at all, end the eye, so. far
as expression is concerned, governs the
face. The conseguence is that you -
eon only see one of your ex-
pressions in th,e glass, and that ex-
pression is one of ottentive extemina-
tion, .
All the other expressions by which
your frien,ds know you, favorable or
unfavorable, you have never seen, and
probably never will see.
TRIE "DEACON ,WAS OUT.
Neighbor, breathlessly - Where's
your pa?
Little Girl -He's gone to the meet-
ing of the Society for the Comforting
of Jail Birds. Why?
Neighbor- He's wanted quick, I
just saw two suspicious looking cusses,
driving off like sixty with your pa's
horse and buggy.
-------
THEE R,ESA'ON.
Smith -You sag you axe not obstin-
atebut why do you always insist on
havinig your own way?
Jones -Because it's always better
than' other people's.
A PAR,ALLEL CASE.
Mfrs. Upton -Yes; that is my daugh-
ter's piano; bat she has scarcely
touched it since she has been max-
ried.
Kra, Dowoton-Jest the same wee'
With my darter and her typewriter.
. RESPECT FOR THE AGED,
Ad why, the teacher continued, -
should we hold the aged In respect?
'Cameo it's naostly the old men that
has all the money, Tommy answer-
ed. And the teacher waen't able to
offer any better, reason.
HE DOES NOT WAIT.
Just as a mother would not love •a
child the better for its being turned
ixtto a model of perfection by one stroke
of inagie, but does leve it the more deep-
ly every time it, tries to be good, so 3.
do hope and. believe our great Father
does not wait for ue to be good and
wise, to love us, but loves us and loves
to help us in the very thick of our
struggle with sin and folly.-Jeliaem
Horatio, Ewing.
INEVrIllArBILE.
"Terhaes you, would like to do the
shopping for the family yourself," she
exelanned. •
"Perhaos you would like to under-
take the responsibility of providing the
funds," he retorted.
Then they both shuddered and re-
saized that there was no use of trying
to settle the question. lt was the
old, old dispute between capital and
labor.
efiS
tilt(l"re(lee
lInigViY4. aifiterriieltitn6iriillittli, a
la Corbett, in drill time, but the third
Proved a tougher mitt to creek, end
the big hearted plebeian., who, by the
by, is new a. Ge,neral, weakened by
his exertions, was getting worsted 80
awe her of the same soeial status, who
was an expert boxer, took up the
running.
Ile soon finished off the third man,
an I obligingly offered to take on any
cae who sympathized with the trio.
By this inean,e-apprepriate to their
profeetion-these two ufficers opened
the dor in that regiment to others
than effshoots of the peerage, by whom
IL hie been previously regarded as a
preserve.
CONSOLATION.
Miss De, Fine- 1 hope the report
that yo.u.r daughter anti her husband
do not get along well together, is en-
tree.
Mrs. De Shine-- It is too true. ate
trouble is that he is jeaaous of her.
The fool! He might krto:w there 1,s no
cense for jealousy.
IVIise De Fine, thinking of the girl's
plaintess-Inaeed, he might; but love
is blind, eon know,
LAWLESS JOHANNESBURG.
goer Otsiciats ThinkTuy Kind or Trea me?
me 440041 r, r
.A correspondent forwards us the fol-
lowing extract from a letter written
by his son, who is at present in Job-
annesburg, says the -London Globe. it
gives a graphic account of the state of
anarchy into which Bier inconmetenee
and dishonesty have let the city drift.
The state of lawlessnese I belie told you
about is absolutely correct and 111 no
way exaggerated; and, What is more,
is constantly increasing. The other
Saturciay, in broad day-ight, the secre-
tary of a mine near the Jumpers eas
returning from town with rautem to
pay the bands, when two mounted 1113 21
at short range proceeded to fire ou
h m, his driver, and. two horses. a hi ea r t
was almost riddled with bullets, a,nd
both horses killed, but the robbers' were
disturbed by the approach of some of
our carpenters on bicycles, who had
been working out that way. If sueli
thing is reported. to the police they
bolters if the victim is an Eng.ishman
and if the answer is In the affiema-
tive, they reply, "And a—good job
too." i could tell you of cases of men
being held up by revolvers, alneost in
the, c,entre of the town, and 'Ai broad
daylight; in fact, I hardly think
YOU WOULD BELIEVE ME.
There was a great joke here one Sat-
urday night. I must tell you that, it
is against the law to supply liquor te
:Kafiirs; but the Jews sell them just
as much as they like. We heard that
a lot or liquor was deposited in a she]
near here, intended for selling to our
LCalfirs. So a party from here, went
down,. and on their approach the Jew
proprietors cleared ott. Our fellows
tool: possession of the place and 5111 5511 -
ed. six coal sacks full of bottles of
whiskey in straw envelopes. saw
emus afterwards; it was prolably meth-
ylated, spirit of coloured vile stuff, Let
labelled 'Glen Livet Scotch! Whiskey."
Just as nearly all the bottles ,,vere
broken, two mounted police ceine,021
the scene, a.ncl wanted to min ee our
fellows for teking the, law into their
orolinghhatretILtbudtistcer:tiponolinewast
evehne,tua,bllty:
t
ter part of valour, and, knowing where
oue fellows lived they went off; but
though the jew propnethrs are well-
known, no action whatever is taken
against the.m, as, theyehave protably
squared the police. t muse tell you
that Kates .are all right till they to 1;
drunk, ,anci then they are like wildROI-
their way; that is why they ought
nn:1,st,oahn.adv. Nev. dilrlinkki1.1 anyone who comes
In
1Vite-Wait
IN HASTE.
a moment my
teiteinunsgbbaal.
want you to mail a, letter.
limpoeta,nt ?
Wile -Indeed it is., I sent a telegram
to Sister Lucy ties morning, and new
l'toeltililnegetelielito girtt;Pljaurtn
eTe;Iiclin out towa (18115441 11*
T-
,1 most.