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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1897-9-9, Page 2THE EXETER TIMES LEG A le 1 IL DICKSON, Barrister, Soli - .a a. oitol of 3uprewe uoart, Notafre dtx Fablic, t)nnvova icor, 0oatmisalou te• , Mauve to Loan. 011lceiu easa11.'131lae%, Exeter, R. II, COLLINS, Barrister, Solicitor, Gouveyaueer, Etc. i! xFTl.it, - ONT. OFFICE : Over O'Neil's Bank, ELLIOT & EL• LIOT, Barristers, Solicitors, Notaries Pala, Conveyancers &c, &c. et -Money to Loan at Lowest Rates if Interest. OFFICE. - MAIN - STREET, EXETER.. Hensall every Thursday. v. 1st rsioe. ett1:UN:RiCid et.I,rcer. reams B. MEDICAL • eller VERSITY F 1) MC. M. Ten tube TORONTO say. C.ffioo-Crediton, Ont.. RS.ROLLINS& A510S, palette Offices. Iteeidenoe salve Its former. ly, Andrew et. Offices: Spaoktnanes building. Alain a; Dr Rollins' Fame as formerly, nort door; Dr. Amos" value building, south door, ROLLING, SL D... T. A. AMOS. 1!L. D Exeter, One W. BROWNING M. D., Pd. B ref s P. 13 graduate Vs/aorta Univers ty office and residence. t)orn:uiou Lebo a twy-Exeter , IeR. RYNJ)&IAN, coroner for ice -7 County of Huron. Office, opp..siti Carling Brea. store, Exeter, AUCTIONEERS. To BOSSENBERIiIY, General Li. a"1. teased Auctioneer Sales oeudllcted in allparts. Satiefaotiougttuaranteed. Charges tuetierete. 88naal1P C Out. "ENE! EILBERR Licensed Auo' tioneer for the Ccuttties of Huron and Z110Iosex • Sales oonduotod at .nod. orate rates. Olnee, at Post.otflce °red. Ion Oet. 'VETERINARY. Tennent & Tennent EYETF.It. ONT. eeka tees due les of the Ontario veterinary O il. CI*. t pricy; : One aoorsoatla Of Town Hall. HL+ WATERLOO MUTUAL FIRE INEWIIANeECO. Establisheda 1811$. fIEAD OFFICE - WATERLOO, DNF This Company has heet er 1 r ntv-si xsz Tensa • in saceesefai ower ttton in 1Vestera Untarlo, end continues to lnsurear,ainst loss or elemeee byMO. Buildings, Moroltandiae nn eltt'nctories null all other 1eseriptioas of instirnble property. Intendiee insurers have the option of insarietroa the Premium Sotsor Cash eystere. During thei}lint ten,voars this company has itruod5,,tee k Dueler. covering property to tho �2 . amount o' 10 8 8• , ■ unt t ,-U3 , and t salons 8 ta�ialosse, $770,75240. Assets, $L76,100,00, consisting of Cash 1eIeenkGovernment Depositand the unassee- a ed Premium Notes on band and in tome 3.11 .lvai•otex, M.l).. President; tl M. Ta•rt.oa s etretlry : .l. 11. 11 roues, tnepector • UUUASS B 1I7 , .Agent for Exeter altd vioinity NERV E BEANS AUR1CULTURAL CALLING THE COWS, I don't know why, don't know how, But surely. 'twas ,altoharm at all To stop a minute at the plow And listen to her milking call; "Co -Boss Co 1" It sounded so, Across the yellow -tasseled Dorn 1 Surely, the man was never born Who would not leave his team and come To bele her drive the cattle home. The old folk lived across the hill, But surely, 'twas no harm at all To kiss her while the fields were still A listening to her milking call: "Co -Boss Col" It sounded so, It made the tardy robin start, The squirrel bent the leaves apart To see ug two a -walking down. Toward the sleepy little town. I don' tknow how, I don't know why, But surely, 'tease no harm at all; The stare were la the summer sky Before the cattle, reached their stall. "Co -Boss Col" It rings on so. The moon from off his great white shield, Has tossed it back into the field, And still the whisp'ring echoes come And follow me, a -walking home. A, PLEA FOR YOUNG CLOVER, In all sections where the staple grain crops can be grown successfully clover should be a leading crop, and should have the most careful treatment of all the crops grown.. It must be the foun- dation on which these other crops rest, says a writer in National Stockman. if these assertions are true surely the clo- ver should receive the courtesy and treatment accorded to the farmer's best friends, The fact is not disputed by progressive farmers that their future success depends on their skill in grow- ing the legumes. The anxiety to secure a catch of clover is certainly come mendable. U they were equally desir- ous to foster and perfect its growth much more success would attend their farming. If clover is not allowed to make a complete growth it has not done the land the greatest good. The year it is shown is the time to care for it and give it reran' treatment. As it is usually sown. in the early spring, with the small grain crops, it must be wholly Ieft to than chances of the weather till after the grain crop is harvested and off the field. After this its two great- est enemies are thelive stook and the weeds, sometimes one and sometimes both. These are, only exceptional in- stances where it is wise to turn the live stook on the stubble fields and young clover after theai - gr ni,soff. It has been our practice to sow clover in rye and "hog" the rye. In the past the clover has done remarkably well. This year we turned on the hogs as soon as the rye was ripe. They work down the thickest rya first, and the straw i8 so heavy that we fear some of the clover will not get through. It would have been better to wait till the NERVE b A2fh area «ser covary that care the worst oases. Of Nervous Debility. Lost Vigor and FailittytManhood; restores the weakness of body or mind caused by oyer -work, or the errors or ex. owes of youth. This Remedy ab. nolutely cures the roost obstinate cases when all other xstaeitmerse havefaledeveato relieve. cold bydrug. :gists at :Apes liaokaet', or sir for 48, or sent by Insilco -ectxpt ot price by ndutesai :g TIM JAMES MEDICINP ... • ,r^+c:e. (mt \v'zit.m iw• t•ami�:e:t. olul in Feld at Brow ainsa's tire Stole Exeter DB WOOD'S NORWAY PINE SYRUP. THE MOST PROMPT, Pleasant and Perfect Cure for Coughs, Colds, Asthma, "Bronchitis, Hoarseness,' Sore Throat, Croup, Whoop- ing Cough, Quinsy, Pain in the Chest and all Throat, Bronchial and Lung Diseases. The healing anti -consumptive virtues of the Norway Pine are combined in this medicine with Wild Cherry and other pectoral Herbs and Bal- sams to make a true specific for all forms of disease originating from colds. *Price - 25c. and SOc. aermiteeliftftfaareft,,eftftei ft—J•ft' aftrAT-7ftft-rorarfttftft..,.,,,- `a�,��y�7Cw��9A E� �R'� AD-av kEYEF FAIL, :: Ci SATISfAOTEI VgiR CU. r..e,. 4.t.6.•' --R9 I'M THE EXETER TIMES Is published every Thursday morning at Tittles Steam /Printing House Ma'n street, nearly opposite Fittoa's jewelry store, Exeter, Ont., by JOHN WHIT'Il & SONS, Proprietors, ATE, Ole ADVERTISING: First insertion, per line 10 cents. Each subsequent insertion, per line3 cents. To Omura insertion, advertisements should be sant in not later than Wednesday morning. Our JOB PRINTINCs DEPARTMENT is ono of the largest and beet equipped in the County et Huron: All work entrusted to us will re ceive our prompt attention. ibie, fast -walking horse. Ai light front bobsleigh answers well for several les- sons. As soon as the colt bas become used to harness, the bit, etc., and has ceased to be afraid of the driver or vehicle, and has learned to go along with hie mate like a borse should, we feel no hesitation in hitching him singly to a cart.. It is safe for the fust few tithes to r' r use a kicking strap, says a mers Ad- vocate, being careful that it is properly adjusted about half way between the roots of the tail and coupling, and fastened in the proper position to pre- vent slipping either way; then buckle loosely to the shafts. It e net well to take long drives at first; in fact the colt should be re healing than cotton material. turned to the stable feeling fresh rath- Any material which is left after mak- er than weary. Two short drives a Th heart, hoe garments of any kind should be day are mush to be preferred to' a I loth t tied into neat bundles and saved for long, wearisome trip. p patches. A patched garment when the It is always bad policy to drive away - 13 him Y day, same material is used does not look one a distance and then turn around and half so homely as when different ma- returu by the same road. It is much $ h h terials are used, although patches of better to go around a block, a different any kind are better than none. It is one at each time, however, so far as a waste of time to use old material for practicable, so that he will not acquire A d patches. It does not wear long en - notions of his own as to where he should ough to pay for the work. Every moth - go or turn. Th d' h er finds that certain kinds of patching and mending pay, and no one but those most fortunate in this world's goods can afford to have no knowledge of the needle and its various uses. About the Nouse• borehole the edges Either bind or but- with bright yarn, and you will gave a pretty, warm comfort- er, Table linen which is used continually soon shows signs of wear. Pieces of old g linen should be kept and used for rav- elings with which to mend linen in use. The hest way to mend small holes or worn places in towels or table linen is to darn them as stoekinrtis are darn- ed. If the work is well done it is not con- spicuous. Old table clothes when too worn for use may be washed and iron- ed as usua•.a be 1 The. best parts m y , out out for napkins and the edges fin- ished with strong hems. Parts too ragged to use for this purpose will serve for Walsh rage, and old linen should always be kept in the medicine closet in case of accidents as it is much bet- ter for b.'lndages, besides being more THE ABSENT ONE. the How dull and desolate house, Flaw empty seems the day, How sad and lonely is the heart When one we love's away 1 Though many pleasures may invite, Our thoughts, like rivers run, Away from all restraining bands `b join the absent one. The children for their mother yearn When she is out of sight For she makes up their little world, And is its central light. They are not easy in their minds, Nor happy in their play, For home is not like home to them When mother is away. The loving husband mourns his wife, The Gartner ofhis ear , With her his happiness is sura 1 rom her he's to part. And everything about the house, Reminds ever Of her sweet presence and the loss He feelswhen she's away. Oh, gifts may come in generous dole, And, music, mirthandflowers 1Way do their best to charm away The slow andtedious ours; And though the world around may all Its loveliness display, These comfort not the lonely heart Whose loved one is away. OOlil PAUL'S GREAT STYLE. fie Order, w State Coach Flt or King or Emperor. "Oom Paul" Krueger, president of the South African Republic, whose Puritanical leanings and simple way of living have long been exploited., has astonished everybody in the Trans- vaal. by ordering of an English concern a magnificent stats coach, which is now ort its way to South Afrioa.. The vehicle is of the old chariot type,. still more or lags used by European monarchs of the first grade on im- portant state occasions, and it is safe to say that nothing of the kind one- half as imposing has ever been seen south of the Equator. The coach is slung on 0 springs from "snakes" attached to its body. It is painted black and vermilion, the colors being picked out with thin white lines. The hammercloth is a gorgeous affair, sufficiently patriotic in design and decoration to silt the most bigoted Boer, but at the; same time suggestive enough of imperial ostentation to move him to wonder, if not to anger and tears. The cloth is of pale blue and bears on each side the arms of the South African Republio, a duplicate of which design is displayed) on the doors of the coach. When "Oom Paul" seats himselfin this maflnificent coach, fit for any king to ride in, he will recline oxi light blue satin and feast his, duel eyes on. eagles of solid silver ton inches high. A team of eight picked thoroughbreds will be attached to the coach when in use, and these, oaparisoned to match themagni- ficence gnficence of the coaoh and its trappings, will draw "Oom Paul" over the streets of Pretorie, and the rough roads ot the out -Tying districts. The cost of the, new state coach was £700, a sum of money, great enough to purchase ordinary wagons for an en- tire Boer community. Just what it was Ied this stolid and show hating old ruiner of the Transvaal to make this startling departure from the custom tin iter g o d be Il 'f of a lifetime it w to know. Poetsiblliy he contemplates a brilliant coup d'etat, and under chang- ed. conditions of officials life intends to ride as only monarchs and directors are wont to ride. Or, may be, as one of his English admirers suggests, "Oom Paul" is preparing for a visit from his august friend and champion, the German"War Lord." All joking aside, President Krueger's notable concession to the little vanities of this fleeting world has caused no end of amusement in England and curi- ous pointedmmentin the Trans- vaal. rye was straw broken and the clover had made a good start. This is the way it looks now after the hogs have been on therye n days. This Y res tra1 Y mulch is an effectual protection against Winter killing if the clover grows up through it. There ars very One clover fields, particularly on clay lands, that give an even growth all over. Some parts of the field will be poor and the clover weak. These should have the the clover to make, ane even farmerecial care of thwthstwith that on the richer parts of the field, Jut few farmers, when they begin to • grow clover are able to top dress with manure more than the thin places in the fields, but by top dressing these they make a. start towards making more ma - i nure to top dress greater areas . If !stock is turned on, the fields as soon as the grain crop is off the thin spots where a clover growth is most needed suffer most from their grazing and tramping. $ If the clover is not killed the growth is checked and the plant is weakened so ;that it is in poor shape to stand the winter. Weeds also take from the clo- ver much plant food that it should have. A goodly =unbar of farmers appear to think that a growth of rag weeds does no partkiular harm. Last, year the ob- serving farmer could get abundant evi- dence to the contrary. This spring the evidence was stronger and indisputable. I1iany spots where the land was the strongest, and where the clover should have been best, It was partially -or en- tirely -destroyed by the, rank growth of rag weeds made last year. Farmers who allowed the rag weeds full growth last year were anxious this spring to get the old dry weeds off the fields. This was a greater expense and much more trouble thasi, it would have been to clip the rag wends last year, when they were so sappy that they would have entirely, decayed before spring. We sae many fields on which these dead weeds had been wind -rowed and burned. The burning destroyed strips of clover where the windrows lay. in one field we saw a pile of weeds larger, probably, than the pile of wheat straw that came off the field last har- vest. Some of the rag weeds in our fields of young clover last year we did not get cut till they were in bloom -too near full maturity to decay and disap- pear before haying time. To get them out of the way we rolled them down, as we raked the hay with a sweep and re- volviwg rake, but very few of the weeds were gathered with it. This was much more satisfastory than to rake the weeds of fthe field. After the experi- ence xperience of last year we will never again allow the weeds to get so large before cutting. When we see li ton of dry rag weeds in a pile we can much more read- ily realize what they have taken from the clover than when they are left standing in the field. When the weeds are allowed to make full growth it looks like the farmer thinks nmdre of the weed crop than of the clover. A fine even growth of clover, fres of weeds, should certainly give a farmer sufficient pleas- ure to induce, him to cut the weeds at the proper time. But this is only a small part of the reward that comes from this effort to have a clean, neat, clover field. The clover, is doing a work for us in smothering other weeds, and La lrnproving the fertility and mechan- ical condition of the soil, that we can- not get done 1n any other tray, . Decleions Regarding Newspapers. 1 -Any person who takes a paper regularly from the post office, whether directed in his name or another's, or whether he has sub- scribed or not, is responsible for payment. 2—If a person orders him paper discontinued be must pay all arrears or the publisher may continue to Bend it until the payment is made, and then collect the whole amount, whether the paper is taken from the office or not, 3 -In suits for sii.beeriptions, the suit may be in=titut•ed in the place a here the paper is pub- iished, althoueh the subscriber may reside hundreds of m ile • away. A --The courts hare decided that refusing to teke newspapers or periodicals from the post cines, or rereevitee and leaving them uncalled for, ie prime, fame evident - :hf intentional fraud. I ' BREAKING A ICOLTI: In breaking a colt to harness, we al- ways prefer to --give him his first few lessons double, along with a free, 'seas - COUNTY LINES IN TR./, RIVER. Prospective Purohaser-Yes; but the railroad that you say runs through the county isn't marked on this map of yours. Real Estate Agent -My dear sir, they've got such a heavy corn crop out there that yam can't even see the pars on that railroad,yunless you are within four feet of the track, ' Sarsaparilla Sense. Any sarsaparilla is sarsapa- rilla. True. So any tea is tea. So any flour is flour. But grades differ. You want the best. It's so with sarsaparilla. There are grades. You want the best. If you understood sarsaparilla as well as you do tea and flour it would be easy to determine. But you don't. How should you? When you are going to buy a commodity whose value you don't know, you pick out an old established house to trade with, and trust their ex- perience and reputation. Do so when buying sarsaparilla. Ayer's Sarsaparilla has been on the market 50 years. Your grandfather used Ayer's. at 5s a reputable medicine. There are many Sarsaparillas— but only one Ayers. It cures. MENDING. A very prosaic subject, no doubt, but one with which every thrifty housewife of limited means is compelled to deal and which very few enjoy. In every family, and especially where there are children, the weekly mending basket, assumes appalling proportions, for it is well to remember that " a stitch time saves nine," besides often mater- ially lengthening the days elf useful- ness for many a garment. Of all things, stockings are most dis- agreeable to mend, and too often they receive the poorest mending. Few peo- ple like to wear mended stockings, and the miserable way the work is dans is often sufficient explanation. No one cares to subject himself to unnec- essary pain, but everyone cannot are ford to throw away stockings when holes appear, so it behooves every wo- man to learn correot mending. Most all stockings are worth mending up to a certain point, no matter how cheap they are, but it will pay no one to spend two or three hours darning great holes in heel or toe. The cotton should be soft and flat, and as near the shade of the stocking as possible. The needle should be fine, not any coarser than will easily admit the cotton. - Tho darn - Lag around ted a. little 1 ways in6' must extend. the hole in order that there may be no strain on the worn places surround - hoe it. The threads should be drawn loosely allowing for shrinkage. It is a satisfactory plan to put extra heels, or linings in the heels of stockings, and for this the tops of discarded stockings will be found very handy ; also for new fest and for patches. Children, and es- pecially boys, wear great yawning holes in their long stockings, which are utterly hopeless, as far as darning is concerned. Theymay be pulled d into shape and a patch basted on the wrong side. Then the ragged edges may be cut off, turned in and hemmed, using small stitches. If the patch matches well and the work its done nicely, it certain- ly pays. Such stockings may not be beautiful, but they will do nicely for everyday wear. If the upper parts of long stockings are still good and the feet are in bad condition, it is econo- my to put in new ones. If one has no pattern a good way is to lay the stook- ing out smooth and flat ; then cut away the foot, so as to include the ragged heel and toe. Use this discarded por- tion for a pattern, cutting anew foot, from the upper part of another stock- ing, and make it a quarter of an inch larger, allowing for seams. Avoid seams directly under the foot and keep all of them as small and flat as possible or they may be uncomfortable. In buying stockings it is well to get them of ample length in the foot and they will wear much better. Cheap shoes are the cause of many holes in stockings, and one needs to watch care- fully that the torturous nails which make their appearance are kept filed down. A piece of felt or cardboaad, cut to fit exactly, if piaced inside the shoe over the heel; will prove quite sat- isfactory in saving the stocking. Nothing in needlework, calls for more skill than neat mending. Every gar- ment, will wear in places, and then if Me knows how to proceed it need not be cast away. In..darning woolen goods it is the best plan to use ravelings of the sauce material. Cotton or silk will never look as well. If the garment is merely torn, neat darning, running the threads across the tear evenly and smoothly will be best; but if the place is worn a piece of thin material must be placed under the darn. The darned places should be dampened and press- ed dry with a warm iron, not allow- ing it to some in direct contact with the material. Every housekeeper knows how, soon bed clothes begin to show signs of wear. They are quite an expense too, so they should be made to last as long as pos- sible. Mended bed clothes may not do for best, but tihey will do very well for the children's beds or for everyday use. •When sheets begin to look thin in the middle, rip them down the cen- ter, sew the outer edges together and hem the sides. This will bring, the por- tion whioh has been receiving the least wear into the centre where holes usually first appear. If this is done in time the sheet will wear long en- ough to pay for the time spent in the work. Very small boles should be neatly darned, larger ones should be patch- ed. Baste a piece of tike goods on one side ; have it no larger than absolutely necessary and hewn it down with short stitches. Turn the sheet over, cut away the ragged edges on that side and turn in and hem.. Pillow cases may be p ed in the sense e way, and even if they do not look pretty, if they are white and ,lean, the little heads will rest on themust as contentedly.Blankets which are too ragged for use as they are, may be made to do good service for some time in this mane ner: Place two or three together and fasten with. an occasional stitch. Pro- cure some pretty cheesecloth for a cov- er and stitch or tie with bright yarn DELICATE MAINSPRINGS. Very Quick to Feel the Effects ot Heat nal Cold. "Mainsprings are very much like peo- ple," remarked a watchmaker recent- ly. "They are as susceptible to ex- tremes of beat and cold as human boriingt& When the thermometer is beings. When the thermometer is hov- ering around the freezing point or dancing away up in the 90s the ;sensi- tive little mainspring will succumb just as easily to freezing or sunstroke a8 mein. "During the hot weather of the past month I have received. over X100 watches whioh required new mainsprings, and other jewelers have had as many pr more time -pieces wench needed similar repairs. You see, this uncertain piece of mechanism is supposed to be adjust- ed. to meet the various degrees of tem- perature, but when the changes are great and come suddenly there is noth- ing that can prevent thecal from ;snap- ping. Many are made in Switzerland of the very finest quality of steel, ab- solutely flawless. Very often the watchmaker can detect a bad spring before putting it in a wattlh either by its color or the softness of its spring. These have been too tightly of instead and ns temperedi,n ;poking, being subjected to merely a red heat the fire hos been brought to white heat, thus weakening the strength of the metal. "The finest watches that are han- dled byreliable dealers are put through. a 'cooking and freezing' process before they are Mold, for the purpose of test- ing their reliability, in all tempera- tures. The watiih is made air tight. Then a strong gas flame is turned on the under surface of the box, and is kept there for ane or two hours, iso hot at the end t that the watch is (e of that time that it could not be touch- ed with the bare hands. "From this it is immediately taken and put into another metallic box, which is buried in a vessel containing ice. There the costly watch is allow- ed to freeze for an equal length, of time, when its treatment ceases, and the examination is made. If during THIS EXCESSIVE TEST the watch has ticked merrily on with- out deviating a fractional part of a second, it is put back in the case send mp,rked 'givaralnteed for two yeas.' The mainspring is the first piece of mechanism that succumbs to the test. If it survives nothing need be feared. "Mainsprings, are, however, about the only past of a watch that a jeweler can not successfully diagnose. They can guarantee any of the numberless little wheels or pivots, or balances that go to make up the anatomy of the watch, but the mainspring has as yet baSfled the most skillful makers of watches of all countries. It is not so much the severe extremes of the 'wea- ther that • prove fatal to the spring as it is the process of changing Tram heat to cold or vies versa. "Many people who ;heave been the possessors of new watches but a short time often come to me much annoyed, declaring that they have paid a large price for their timepiece, and the main- spring has broken after only a week's use. 'That is nothing,' I tell them. 'We jewelers have them snap ill our ;eases before the watch has even been shown for sale.' Others imagine that they might have wound their watches too tight, but this does not harm it. it is rather the jerky, hurried winding that will eventually tell on the item- per of the metal. Besides, every good stemwilnder has a stop placed in the stem: which prevents the winding of a watch too tight. The cost of a new mat,nspring is � small. It is the putting them in the labor expended that tests. It costs from $12 to $15 to put ,a mainspring in the finest Swiss watch, while in a cheap American make it costs only from 50c. to $1. "A gelntleanan paraliiased a $250 watebi from me about a year ago, and ibhort- ly after nue left on a tour `around ;thee world. Hee returned about threeweeks ago, brought his watch back to Metered paid me this compliment: 'Here's a watch,' said he, 'that I paid you ($250 for a year ago, and while I was tra- veling around it lost three minutes. You guaranteed i.t. and 1 want you to make it good.' The watch was Iilaced lin any window with this card' beside 1t: "'This watch, lost only three minu- tes inustes in a year in a tour around the world. Price, $275.' " - "Did you sell it?" "Yes, within two days." frl • 51313 THAT THE FAC -SIMILE SIGNATURE -14.44 zs ON THE WRAPPER OF EPE&Y BOTTLE OF CASTORIA Castoria le pat up in one -dee bottles only" It Is not sold in bulk, Don't allow anyone to sell yon anything oleo on the plea or promise that it is "jest as good" and "will answer every par. pose," SirBee that yon get 0 -A -8 -T -O-8 I -A. The fac- simile sigaatnre of "At le es .fitly wrapper, FUNNYIGRFAMS. "How old are you, little girl?" ask- ed the kind lady of a threo-year-old. "l's not old at call," was the reply. "I's most new." Tibbs -"She is not only a fine-look- ing girl., but they say she. has £50,000 in ger own right." Ni.bbs-."What would you do if you had a wife like that?" Squibbs-"Nothing." 'that you can 1 elle•- Deo you mean never be mine, Angeline+ 1" Angeline - Well I won't go s ofar as that, Mr. Turndown. iam going to marry an- other; but one never knows, you know." "Say," said Weary, as he looked up from thefence corner. i clovern the "hew do they get at the. gold up there in Alasky 1"t B washin'," replied Weary's pard. "Count me out," said Weary. Newspaper Classifications -Advertis- ing clerk -""Your advertisement be- gins: 'Wanted a silent partner. " Patron -"Yes : that's it." Clerk -"Do you wish it placed.under 'Business ala Op- portunities' ; l- portunities' or 'Matrimonial?' " "Yes," remarked a Chicago girl, "he represents one of the oldest families." "Does be date before the fire?"' "No - not so far bank as that. But he's one of the people who have ridden the old style of bigh wheels." Who holdeth his tongue is a hero they say ; But this, too, is somewhat a sell, For frequently people sit silent that way Because they have nothing to tell. "It won't be long," said the man who loves to talk science at the table, "before all our engines and that sort of ting will be run by the heat of the sun."Teat,' asked his wife ,"If they go to using up th'e heat of the sun that way, won't it make the weather too cold to grow crops?" PROGRESSING. Old Job was taught to read by the minister's wife and proved a very apt inhaler. Returning home after a pro- longed .absence, the , lady met her old pupil, and asked him how he was get- ting on. I suppose you can read your Bible now comfortably, Jeb? Lor' bless you, ma anal cried Job, I've been out of the Bible and into the newspaper this long while. ROME DUTIES. Mrs. Gabb, rushing in, -011, Mrs. Gadd, why did you leave Silk & Co's. bargain store so early? They've just riba tbankrupt bons.Came right back, quick. k of ,Mrs. Gadd, with a powerful effort at self -control, -I cannot. Indeed I cannot. I must heap my husband to get dinner. FUN FOR UPIE. Ikea Miss Merry smile upon your suit, Chumpley 1 manila? She laughs until you can hear her a block every time I pro. poen. The fax• :baffle signature of, CAfarr ZA. in on C1,CC� 144 every • wrapper. Ore.11•a9,e-X4'ti +i51F-A iyll►i® CARTER'S jTLL VER PILLS. 1 LIRE. Stok headache and relieve all the troubles fact. dent to a bilious state of the system, auch as Dizziness, Nausea. Drowsiness, Distress after eating Pain io the Side, &o, While their most remarkable success bass been shown in oaring SICK headache, yet CARTS/eft Lima Lrvsa Prue are equally valuable ie Constipation, curing and preventing this annoying complaint, while they also correct all disorders of the stomach. stimulate the liver and regulate the bowels. Even if they only cured HEAD Ache they would be almost priceless to those who suffer from this distressing complaint; but fortunately their gbodnees does not end here, and those who once try them will fled these little pills valuable in so many ways that they will not be willing to do without them. But after all sick bead c is :ohs bane of so many lives that here to when we make our groat boast. Our pills cure 11 while others do not. Ceerraa's Lir= LIVER Pima arevery ,mall and very easy to take. One or two pills make a dose. They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action please all who use them. In vials at 25 cents; five for $1. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail. CASTER 11EiDIOIND OD., Bow York. Small l% Small Donal Small Prig, 9U RE, F RAG RANTI, DELICIOUS. 7HE PERFCT Y eeeseeso QUZ VQ 01 SEALED CADpi fS A.UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF e2, 17 76 si MONSOON " TEA .... -- Is packed under the supervision of the Tea growers, and is advertised and sold by them as a sample of the best qualities of Indian and Ceylon Teas. For that reason they see that none but the very fresh leaves go into Monsoon packages. That is why "Monsoon," the perfect Tea, can be sold at the same price as inferior tea. It is put up in sealed caddies cf 5.4 1b.,1 Ib. and d lbs., and sold in three flavours at 10c., 50c, and 60c, STEEL, HAXTER & CO., Front St.. Toronto, i THE DIETZ DRIVING LAMP, 1s about as near perfection as 50 years of Lamp -Making can attain to. It burns kerosene, and gives a powerful, clear, white light, and will neither blow nor far out. When out driving with it the darkness easily keeps about two hundred feet ahead of your smartest horse. When you want the very best Driving Lamp to be had, ask your dealer tor'the "Dietz." We issue a special Catalogue of this Lamp. and, if you ever prowl around after night -fall it will interest you, Tis mailed free. R. E. DIETS CO., 6o X,aight St., New ;fork. Special terms to Canadian onatotnera. ME BEST @PEEIPNG RIEI�iCip1E Cures all Blood Diseases, from a common Pimple to the worst Scrofulous Sores THE; R,EPR.I>M AND. $ttnlday School Superinteiderit (sev- erely) -Bobbie, I didn't see you in Sun- dayE3phool, yesterday, bbie (defiantly) --No, size I 44tit out an my wheel. 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Ai b co onih�s .;Acle 3.5 D a res.' -3-5.:t N r s gXAPT COPY OF WRAPPER. • 51313 THAT THE FAC -SIMILE SIGNATURE -14.44 zs ON THE WRAPPER OF EPE&Y BOTTLE OF CASTORIA Castoria le pat up in one -dee bottles only" It Is not sold in bulk, Don't allow anyone to sell yon anything oleo on the plea or promise that it is "jest as good" and "will answer every par. pose," SirBee that yon get 0 -A -8 -T -O-8 I -A. The fac- simile sigaatnre of "At le es .fitly wrapper, FUNNYIGRFAMS. "How old are you, little girl?" ask- ed the kind lady of a threo-year-old. "l's not old at call," was the reply. "I's most new." Tibbs -"She is not only a fine-look- ing girl., but they say she. has £50,000 in ger own right." Ni.bbs-."What would you do if you had a wife like that?" Squibbs-"Nothing." 'that you can 1 elle•- Deo you mean never be mine, Angeline+ 1" Angeline - Well I won't go s ofar as that, Mr. Turndown. iam going to marry an- other; but one never knows, you know." "Say," said Weary, as he looked up from thefence corner. i clovern the "hew do they get at the. gold up there in Alasky 1"t B washin'," replied Weary's pard. "Count me out," said Weary. Newspaper Classifications -Advertis- ing clerk -""Your advertisement be- gins: 'Wanted a silent partner. " Patron -"Yes : that's it." Clerk -"Do you wish it placed.under 'Business ala Op- portunities' ; l- portunities' or 'Matrimonial?' " "Yes," remarked a Chicago girl, "he represents one of the oldest families." "Does be date before the fire?"' "No - not so far bank as that. But he's one of the people who have ridden the old style of bigh wheels." Who holdeth his tongue is a hero they say ; But this, too, is somewhat a sell, For frequently people sit silent that way Because they have nothing to tell. "It won't be long," said the man who loves to talk science at the table, "before all our engines and that sort of ting will be run by the heat of the sun."Teat,' asked his wife ,"If they go to using up th'e heat of the sun that way, won't it make the weather too cold to grow crops?" PROGRESSING. Old Job was taught to read by the minister's wife and proved a very apt inhaler. Returning home after a pro- longed .absence, the , lady met her old pupil, and asked him how he was get- ting on. I suppose you can read your Bible now comfortably, Jeb? Lor' bless you, ma anal cried Job, I've been out of the Bible and into the newspaper this long while. ROME DUTIES. Mrs. Gabb, rushing in, -011, Mrs. Gadd, why did you leave Silk & Co's. bargain store so early? They've just riba tbankrupt bons.Came right back, quick. k of ,Mrs. Gadd, with a powerful effort at self -control, -I cannot. Indeed I cannot. I must heap my husband to get dinner. FUN FOR UPIE. Ikea Miss Merry smile upon your suit, Chumpley 1 manila? She laughs until you can hear her a block every time I pro. poen. The fax• :baffle signature of, CAfarr ZA. in on C1,CC� 144 every • wrapper. Ore.11•a9,e-X4'ti +i51F-A iyll►i® CARTER'S jTLL VER PILLS. 1 LIRE. Stok headache and relieve all the troubles fact. dent to a bilious state of the system, auch as Dizziness, Nausea. Drowsiness, Distress after eating Pain io the Side, &o, While their most remarkable success bass been shown in oaring SICK headache, yet CARTS/eft Lima Lrvsa Prue are equally valuable ie Constipation, curing and preventing this annoying complaint, while they also correct all disorders of the stomach. stimulate the liver and regulate the bowels. Even if they only cured HEAD Ache they would be almost priceless to those who suffer from this distressing complaint; but fortunately their gbodnees does not end here, and those who once try them will fled these little pills valuable in so many ways that they will not be willing to do without them. But after all sick bead c is :ohs bane of so many lives that here to when we make our groat boast. Our pills cure 11 while others do not. Ceerraa's Lir= LIVER Pima arevery ,mall and very easy to take. One or two pills make a dose. They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action please all who use them. In vials at 25 cents; five for $1. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail. CASTER 11EiDIOIND OD., Bow York. Small l% Small Donal Small Prig, 9U RE, F RAG RANTI, DELICIOUS. 7HE PERFCT Y eeeseeso QUZ VQ 01 SEALED CADpi fS A.UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF e2, 17 76 si MONSOON " TEA .... -- Is packed under the supervision of the Tea growers, and is advertised and sold by them as a sample of the best qualities of Indian and Ceylon Teas. For that reason they see that none but the very fresh leaves go into Monsoon packages. That is why "Monsoon," the perfect Tea, can be sold at the same price as inferior tea. It is put up in sealed caddies cf 5.4 1b.,1 Ib. and d lbs., and sold in three flavours at 10c., 50c, and 60c, STEEL, HAXTER & CO., Front St.. Toronto, i THE DIETZ DRIVING LAMP, 1s about as near perfection as 50 years of Lamp -Making can attain to. It burns kerosene, and gives a powerful, clear, white light, and will neither blow nor far out. When out driving with it the darkness easily keeps about two hundred feet ahead of your smartest horse. When you want the very best Driving Lamp to be had, ask your dealer tor'the "Dietz." We issue a special Catalogue of this Lamp. and, if you ever prowl around after night -fall it will interest you, Tis mailed free. R. E. DIETS CO., 6o X,aight St., New ;fork. Special terms to Canadian onatotnera. ME BEST @PEEIPNG RIEI�iCip1E Cures all Blood Diseases, from a common Pimple to the worst Scrofulous Sores THE; R,EPR.I>M AND. $ttnlday School Superinteiderit (sev- erely) -Bobbie, I didn't see you in Sun- dayE3phool, yesterday, bbie (defiantly) --No, size I 44tit out an my wheel. Haw were the roads li