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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1897-7-29, Page 5THE EXETER TIMES' LONG JAKE'S TRIP HOME CHAPTER I.—Continued. Long Jake was in the habit of Wat- tling these systematic carousals of his with a deliberation that was little short of hoe tble. This time he had Waited pativelly until heavy rain fill- ed the creeke and water -holes, so that Ms flocks had. the best of feed and wa- ter clixee at hand ; and he had triramed and mended the rude fences of the great . Paddocks, and left everything gener- aily snug. Teen e laid obtained frora hie employer a substantial oheck, on ; tile uretext a buying a horse at Wee- aeton. For the projected " bust" was "er no means Jake's first since his ire et:illation in the hut on Razorback, :eel he was well aware that if he were found mit—let alone, the harm that ex./light or might not befall the sheep :during his absenee—it woulil be at least ZI4 =HT as his place was worth: that was thirty shillings a week, plus ra- ' "Ions. awl in itee'f was of small consid- eration; he could get as much, ear - haps more, from any squatter in the eetiony 49 an experienced shepherd and houndery-man. But ecnizehow, Jake lied get to like the place for its own eke. Ilx was context in his solitary life aineng the grim and conabre ranges. Iiide-td, Hal queer, reserved, nameless ied fellers- found the svlitude of BUZ- orbaek the best thing in life. 1 aro net sure that he did not regard those " busts " at King-parret Plat simply as tet teeny nemesary life-tonies wbieh he ewed IL to himself th administer with unfailing regularity. At anyrale the rude ebb hut, the eats, the cockatoo, the very prints pasted on the -walls— thee simple signs grew by degrees to eeell for Long Jake the word—"Rome." And until this time he had experiencea nething but thank f u 1 next and relief on tenoning home, sick end wearied from his excesses. But. tide time it was different. Rome . °moped no comfort; he could not rest. Ile felt that which—out of a pretty lengthy experienve of similar after- glows—he had never felt before—name- ly. :shame. That was tett the worst of it, however. The dead storekeeper was always beforc his eyes. And when rid- e. through the bush he found himself sciously looking over his slam"- earfully expectant or the wild nd uplifted aam of the woman he had been instrumental in te widow. For brooding exag- i ,d the circumstances of the ac- cident, until the brand of the primal murderer would burn on the brow of Long Jake in the deed of night and send the poor self -accuser wandering pititully over the ranges. Rough as the We was in the old. days —the other time-honorett epithet is for She optimists—there were still coroners to be he d for the sending, even In the ranges. And. a couple of days after the accident, a messenger summoned Long Jake to the inquest at the dead man's store. Well, no blame was laid on poor Jake, except by himself; and he gal- ioped back without speaking to a soul outside the store. The widow could not be brou'ght to attend the inquiry, and she was not seen. A part of the weight that pressed it down was now lifted from the mind of Long Jake, but only a. slight part. In the distorted perspeutive of his own mind he was still bloud-guilty ; and oould there be dcgree. in bltiod-guilti- flees? Ile WOIIICI have ridden into the home -station aud laid. bare bis naked feelings to the boss, who was a kind and jest man, and who, moreownwould -xertamly hear of the accident from oth- er—possibly unkind—lips. But, unfor- tunately, the one rigid rule of Long Yaken life was, never to lay bare a fraction of his feelings to a fellowman. However, after a few days, a journey to the homeetead for rations, became imeerative. It VMS high noon when. amid a loud barking of dogs, Jake led his mare into the rough stable and walked. over to the store. Within. the young gentleman front EngSand, who was obliging enough to acguare "colon- ial experience" at a nominal. salary— was whistling shrilly. "Hat it's you, Long Jake," he cried as Jake entered. "Rations? All right: in a minute; but—hang it 1—shake a paw first, do." He was evidently in tre- mendous spirits; and Jake was too per- fectly colonised to be in symwathy with eny such demonstration. He held out his hand sulkily; he intended to have his rations at once, and go. But the high-spirited young gentleman went on whistling noisily and packing emu eggs in sawd.ust, as if no one was at the other side of the counter waiting to be served. Tell you what's op," he presently volunteered, pausing in his song; "I'm off home I Sick o' this, don't you know —rough as blazes, and all that kind of thing. Yea home to England! Jol- ly eh?" A vivacious continuation of the interrupted. tune, in another key, and then: "Sail next Tuesday week: Blackwell liner; good business, eh?" Crescendo; the whole store filled with the volume of this young Briton's whis- tle. "If it's a fair question," asked Jake, when tbe tune had emus to a„ blatant end on a wrong note, what might a passage cost ?" "Just th,e sort of question it is—ha, ail—you don't see it, thougb 1" laugh- etl the other airily. " "Why, about sev- enty pounds, first-class.' "Ale but secondt" "011, about thirty, I should say. Why? Are you thinking of going home, too 1' Jake said curtly that he wasn't; and asked plainly if be might expect to be served that morning. While the young man was busy with the seo.tes WilliamNoble—"the boss "— came into the store and conversed pleas- antly with his boundary -man without one allusion to King -parrot Flat. And before be left the homestead hong Jake ascertained that he had. still five pounds seeanteen end eightpence standing to bis credit in the station books. " Thirty • pounds 1" h'e muttered etrangely as 13A3 remou:ntea the mare. Be had "lammed down that gum at john Byrne's the ,wee,k before! He rode home to the hut in silent thought: but When be ditsenounted at the well- known spot, bs mule more whispered, ararrty pounds I" This time the words fell naturally from his lips; tbey had formed the keynote of his reflections during the ten -mile ride. CHAPTER 11. More than three months passed be- fore long Jake was again seen at King - parrot Flat; and then, one fine after- noon, he dropped in upon the boys in lohn Byrne's bar without a word of warning. lie was warmly , greeted. John Byrne's handsorue face lit up with in evil light as he clapped the newcom- er on the back with demonstrative heartiness; Jack Rogers, already three 'tarts tipsy, foresaw earlier consumma- tion than he had dared to hope for: ind Surgeon -major Wagstaff—late of H. M. Bombay Staff Corps—deemed it a promising speculation to begin busi- neas by pledging Long Sake at 1118,1 he surgeon -major's, expense. To the speechless amazement of all, this deli- cate overture was politely but prompt- ly declined. "No, boys," said Long Jake, quietly, in answer to the questioning faces that were turned. indignantly to his; "1 haen't come here for a boose.notthis time," and he calmly seated himself on a flour -bag in the coolest corner of the store. Jack Rogers feebly appealed 'to his sters to explain wbat this might por- tend; the old Anglo-Indian ripened with More than tropic) rapidity from pink to purple, agal muttered va,guely about "outraged honor," and "instant satisfactionO while the proprietor of tbe bar confined himself to a perempt- ory haquiry as to why, et cetera, Jake came there if he didn't mean to. take anything for the good of the house— adding that he, for one, as hose of the shanty in question, intended to know the reason why, enywa,y. "Reason why?" said Long Jake re- flectively, without looking . up from the fig of tobacco he was daintily par- ing in his palm. "Reason why?. 'Why, to have a bit of a yarn. What else?" But before the menace that trembled on John Byrne's tongue could be tBse charged, he added adroitly, and with a. quick upward. glance: 'Hows'evex, though I'm not en for anything nveself to-day—feeling just what you call be- low par, 1ike-1 hereby invites all pree- ent company to order their usual, if you please." With that Long Jake add- ed to 'the painful interest which his abnormal conduct had already created by shifting the olasp-knife to his left hand. thrusting his right deep into Ms trcusers' pocket, and, apparently be aceident, jingling a fistful of coins. Then he withdrew his hand without raising his eyes, and resumed paring the tobacco with an impassive face. Coin of the realm being an almost unknown quantity at King -parrot Flat, where paper money was in common cur- rency, this master -touch of Long Jake's produced an instantaneous ef- fect. John Byrne turned his back, Partly to uncork a, fresh demijohn, partly to conceal his emotion. The rest—Ineluding even the insulted sur- geon-major—maintained a judiciaussi- lence. The man from Razorback', re- served .his final bomb until the first glass all round had been emptied„ end until he had rolled his tobacco car- essingly between his palms. and filled and lit bis pipe. "Fact is, boys," he tben said, in the same calm, deliberate tone, "I'm go- ing home!" The silence that had preceded the announcement outlived it half a minute; then, as one man, the, habi- tues of Byrne's bar pulled themselves together. "Whatt home to England?" : asked John Byrne incredulously. "Home to England." said Long Jake. "Gad 1 you don't mean tbis1" ex- claimed Surgeon -major Wagstaff. "My colonial oath on it," saidLong Jake. "An' when yer goin'?" inquired ack Rogers. "Well, not jest yet a while," said Song Jake. This lest reply, being distinctly anti - climacteric, disappointed somewhat "Going for good?" sneered John Byrne, vei,ling beneath a tone of con- tempt the reasonable annoyance inci- dent to lee of a sure source of in- conae. Jack Rogers, with a vinous wink, suggested: "No; for bad." -A slight laugh greaten the m,audlin sally. But Jake replied gravely, "Only for a trip. I mean to have one more look at the old. dust: that's all—Fill up again, boys." The invitation was scarcely needed; and, under the influence of the whisky and Jake's manoeuvring, the conversa- tion drifted; and he presently turned it into the channel he hed all along in view lay an innocent inquiry after Widow Truscott- The gratuitous in- formation respecting this lady which he elicited it would be to no purpose to relate at length; moreover, it would be unfair, since the epithets em- ployed could scarcely have been, meant for repetition. But it did appear that Mrs. Truscott was, to put it mildly, no favorite at King -parrot Flat. Her airs were worse than ever. She thought herself too good for everybody.. She was mismanaging the store, making a mess of everything, and doing no busi- ness—eada substantive being duly qualified. There were plenty of good men ready to enter the business on the square footing, who would. guarantee to make a paying concern of IL Yet she wanted to sell the place—sell a. place whose good -will wasn't worth a red cent; she would look at none of them. Here the gallant Surgeon -major waxed peculiarly eloquent and pomp- ous. It seemed that this oriental jewel had indeed gone the length of person- ally offering himself, body and soul, as a saerifice at the shrine of this un- reasonable woman. Only to be tram- pled on! As long Jake cantered homeward, he could not resist a curious glance at the dwelling of the terrible female. If she treated. so maleficently those es- timable men whose worst offence was a too great admiration for herself, how would she behave to him, Long. Jake— as be persisted in regarding himself— the author of her widowhood? Might she not send a bullet through him as he passed.? Surely she must be capable of that much. She happened, to be in front of the house, training lovingly an infant creeper to the base of a veranda -post — honeysuckle, taken from its native northern soil, onlyi a few short months age. She, looked, up swiftly at the cantering horseman. As it seemed to him, there wee nothing forbidding in the glance; nor did( she lower her eyes; but Instead, gazed hard at him with something very like inter- est in her std. face. Sone Sake felt the blood mount hotly. to his cheeks, and. his band tighten involuntarily on the reins. For an instant he, wavered; then, turning away his head, he spur- red the mare round the fatal corner. Put he had not galloped a furlong be- fore his first impulse of shante gave Place to one of indignation, oe which he himself was the object; he fell to cursing himself for a, fool and a heart- less wretch; and by tbe time he reach- ed the but, he had resolvedthat, next time anything took him to the, town- ship, he wouldot leave 10 before he had told the truth to ties peon widow about that terrible day, now nearly Lour Months ago. It was a. Uttle curious tbat, barely a week later, Long Jake found. an- other trip to Klieg -parrot Flat neces- sary. He had, never before visitea the township twice in so shore a space of tirae. It was more ourious, however, that be ended by getting nu farther than the outermost vedette of tbe straggling, weather -board houses— by calling, in fine, at Mrs. Truscott's store and nowhere else. "I must see the woman, 1 must make a clean breast to her about tbat day. I must tell her straight that I was blind drunk and riding madly; that if I had been in mg sober senses the acci- dent would never have happen- ed." Such is a paraphrase and a. condensation of bong Jake's conception of his duty, arrived at after hours of slow laborious thought. The logic: of the con- clusion was More than questionable; and as for the prompting that led to it, Jake was simply self -deceived. Even supposing any good sprang up from the unburdening of spirit, it would be reap- ed by the wrong person; a load. would be lifted from Long Jake's heart, not a pennyweight's from Mrs. Truseott's. Yet, as he reined up at the store, Long Jake honestly believed that he was about to do the next best thing to reparation, which was impossible. Mrs. Truscott sat sewing behind the green veranda-blinds—voluptuous extravag- ances hitherto unknown in the pure air of the Flat. The tall ungainly bushman trembled. visibly as be step- ped up tbe little path, crushing bis soft wideawake between the twitcbing fingers of botb hands. Instantly, how- ever, the sweet, sad smi3e with which the young widow looked up at his trou- bled face disarmed him; that ice -break- ing sentence, so carefully prepared, op often rehearsed, went dean out of his bead; and Long Jake, for one faint- hearted naonaent, would have given far more than his credit balance at the 111 station to benfely back in bis butl Yet a moment later the plunge was made—a veritable flounder to incober- ence. Then, corning up—so to speak— for breath, a series of verbal splashes followed, trem.ulous with rough pent- up emotion; for some seconds the words chased each other tumultuously from his hoarse throat, then ceased. And tbe widow knew all that bad been on the poor fellow's mind for months past. How did she hear it 1 Silently, at lint: then with a slight catch of the breath: then with quiet tears. And when all was odd, she leent forward on her low chair and. pronounced, not forgivenese, but words of tbanks. Thanks for his tenderness to him; thanks for bis for- bearance with her on that awful day. Tbanks to bine! The man recoiled and shuddered and refused to believe his ears. Be felt stunned, when no re - preach could have stunned him! But a thin white hand was stretched over to- ward hint and, whether he would or no. it buried Haat in his great coarse fist. He dropped it quickly, drew a deep sigh 'emit of relief, half of bewild- erment, wiped his shirt sleeve across his brow, and without a word, stepped from the veranda. Mrs. Truscott. called him back. Be must stay a little while, she said kind- ly, and talk th her; she never talked to any one, you see. Jake sat down humbly; he would have done anything she told him, just thou.; but what could he talk about? Silence. Jake shifted nervously. Some subtle instinct whis- pered that be would be evermore dis- graced if hie left the lady to begin the conversation. So be sturabled into this, " goin' to clear out o' this mon." (To be Continued) A PRIME MINISTER. •••••.• Lord Saumnetry Is a Great Diplomat. Ina not a Successful a Leader. The )3ritish Prime Minister is a tall, leurgy man, with a heavily bearded face, and a bent figure. He is in bis sixty- eighth year and looks even older. Be walks slowly, with shoulders drawn up and feet dragging. Ile has the care- worn face of a statesman overweight- ed with labors and anxieties. lie sel- dom smiles, and while not without a stately, ceremonious manner, is ordin- arily silent, self-absorbed and almost morose. When the Marquis of Salisbury speaks in the House of Lords he Is heard with difficulty, for he does not raise hie voice above the conversational tone and disdains energy of nia,nner. In a banqueting -hell or when addressing a great audience, he sends out a resonant voice which is full and distinct, while it grates upon the ear, Hisbroad shoulders sway from side to side. his gestures are ungainly and he lacks all the graces of oratory except clearness: but he never fails to impress his audi- ence with a sense of his power as an original thinker and an actor in great affairs of state. When he was a young man he had no expectation of succeeding to an his- toric title and a rich estate. He eked out, an inadequate income witb his pen and was one of the most caustic writers of the Quarterly Review. Tide literary experience sharpened his tongue and during his early years in Parliament made him unduly offensive and con- temptuous as a speaker. In the ma- turity of his powers the bitterness has disappeared and the literary finish of the style remains. His longest speeches are delivered with notes and every sen- tence is well -phrased..' Lord Salisbury likes to work in sil- ence and out of sight. So long as he is allowed to order the foreign affairs of the nation t hindrance, he is content to hay 1 abinet :associates manage everyt else. His will is la.w in dip1om,i t otherwise he is a flexible party i illing to take advice and not ben fon having his own way. It is indeed difficult for him to interest himself in the ordinary de- tails of clonaestio legislation and party questions. He doses bieleyes and is listless when he disousseneethese mat- ters in a public addies-4711 is only wheia foreign affairs are tinder debate that be is wide-awake, aldit and at his best. Perhaps he would be a greater prime minister if he wake less of a diplomat- ist. His taste for Nue books and hair- splitting argument stands in the way of his success as a man of action. .k prime minister who was not foreign sec- retary might have eettled the Cretan question without a wan fatal to the prestige of the Greeks. Lord. Salisbury, powerful as he is in English politics and without a rival in Foropean diplo- macy, lacks the prestige of suocespful leadership at home or abroad. SPLENDID BA.TTLEEIP, UE samsH SHIP RENOWN IN RALTrAX HARBOR. ine Ilet Rough 'weather — Seaworthiness of the Vessel Proved —Detailed Description of Mr DAIllenS11044, ArMa1111401t 444. Fre. p478104—A Eitie slap. The British battlesbip Renown, the finest ship of war that ever crossed the Atlantic arrived at Ralifax, N.S., the other morning from Port:mouth. She bears the flag of Vice Admiral Sir John Fisher, the new commander of the 13r1- tish fleet in North American waters. The new commander was received with salutes from the war ships in port and tbe citadel. The cruiser Crescent, which is succeeded by the Renown as flag t hip of the station, will return to England at once, The Renown had a very tempestuous passage across the Atlantic, encoun- tering strong head gales that not only prevented her from making any speed but threw mountains of sea over her. for hours at a time. Large numbers of the crew, ninny of whom are young seamen were sick nearly ell the way across, so severe was the weather, and so violent the rolling of the ship. At thaw when the engines were %crating at a rate that should have given the hid!) the speed of sixteen knots she was not making more than five knots. STRENGTHENING OUR SQUADIWN. The arrival of the Renown is a fur- ther and a more notable etep in th.ga process that has been going on fee some tinao of strengthening the British fleet in American waters. Up to a few yearts ago the flagship was usually a *nomad -class wssel as compared with the best in the royal navy. The arrival of tthe Blake, a crui- eer of the first class, marked the be- ginning of the cbange. The Blake was followed, by the Crescent, another high- claoa snip, the fleet being also strength- ened by the addition of the cruiser Tal- bot. The Renown exceeds the Cres - • as the Crescent exceeded the Northampton, and as the fleet of to- day exceeds that of twelve or fifteen years ago. The Renown is a first-class twin- screw sinner -clad battleship, and the only vessel of ber class built, or build- ing. 13er design, which was prepared under the direction of Sir W. White, being purely experhnental. Her first keel plate was laid down at Pembroke dock yard. in February, 1893. Her launch took 'dace on the afternoon of the 8th of May, 1895. She has given such satisfaction, that some eight "im- proved Renowns" are being built; they will be known as the "eanopus class," that being the name of the first of the series laid down. DIMENSIONS OF TELE RENOWN. The Renown is the largest sbeathed battleship ever built, and. '18 intended to keep thesea for long periods of time on foreign stations, where dock accom- modation is not conveniently accei- sible. Her principal dimensions are: Length between perpendiculars, 380 feet; extreme breadth, 72 feet 4 inches; lcia,d draught of water, 26 feet 9 inches; displacement, 12,500 eons; freeboard, forward, 25 feet; a/wee-hips, 27 feet 8 inches; aft, 19 feet 3 inches. The Renown has double bottom, which extend. for more than half her length in the central part, the outside plating varying in thickness, the thick- er plates being nearest the keel, and the plating being doubled in certain places to insure strength of structure and for other purposes. A thick deck, arch -shaped section transversely in- dexes the engines, boilers and °eller vital parts, and traverses the ship as far as the double bottoms. At the termination of the raiddle deck at either end, are curved steel armor - plated bulkheads, the convex parts in ante e.atse being toward the extremities of the ship. These bulkheads rest on the lower deck, and extent to the tame ing rifle guns, where caeenients form- ing with it a complete belt and inelos- ing the citadel, in the foremost and af- tennost parts of which strongly armor- ed redou.bts are constructed. The lower deck, which is practically the continuation of the middle deck, without tile citadel, is constructed of two plates, eaela one inch tbic,k ; the armor 'dates, which are all of Harvey- ized steel, vary in thickness, oxi the cross bulkheads from six inches to nine and ten inches, and on the sides from six to eight inches. At both ends of the ship, outside of the °Rade!, the side plating is 7.16 inches thick, except in the wake of the six-inch breech -load - in grifle guns, where casements form- ed of six-inch armor, with rear plate.s two inches thick, are fitted THE BATTLE81.11P'S REDOUBTS. The two redoubts are plated with armor of ben inches thick, as is also the coming tower. The armor plates on the belts and surrounding the redoubts are fitted against teakwood • backing and bolted through that and two thick- nesses of half inch plates secured to the plates behind. The bottom of the ship has been sheathed with teakwood four inches thick, which will be covered. toprevent it fouling during long immersion, For her displacement, which is 12,350 tons, the lienoivn has an exceptionally powerful armament. These are: Four ten -inch 29 -ton breech -leading rifle guns mounted in pairs in bartiettes, one forward and one aft; these guns are worked\ from a new type of high angle fire mounting, enabling the guns to be trained on any object from 30 de, grees,abaft the starboard beam around. the bow, to 30 degrees abaft the port beam. The whole four heavy guns can be fired simultaneously at an elevation of 35 degrees. Besides her heavy guns, the Renown carries ten six-inch 100 -pound. quick - firing gene, four in casements on the timer deck and six in casements on the main deck, the latter being on a level with the upper edge of the armor belt- ing, the upper deck being next above it. The four six-inch guns on the up- per decik so placed that two can be fired. straight ahead and two straight astern. The Renown has an auxiliary arma- ment •nt eight twelve -.pounder and twelve three -pounder quick -firing guns 1180 eight Maxim machine guns. There are five torpedo -launching .o.beS, two on each side, submerged. end dne above water at the stern, all itted to discharge eighteen -inch Whitehead and. R.G.A. torpedoes. LeTRENGTH OF HER ARMAMENT. An idea of the force that the Re - ',gm's guns will have when in action ;r1 110 gathered from the following:— inch of her 29 -ton guns will fire one ...30 -pound prole:Otte per minute, mak- ing a total for the four guns of 2,000 emends of metal. Each of the six :rich quick -firing. guns will fire at the !east five rounds per minute, an aggre- gate for each gun of 500 -pounds,. or a „fraud total per minute for the ten six- inch guns of 5,000 isninde of meted. Each of the eight twelve -pounder cuticle -firing guns will tire ten shots a minute, making a grand total for the twelve -pounders of 960 pounds. The twelve three -pounders, at ten shots a minute for eacb gun will total up 360 pounds of metal. It will be seen by the above that the Renown, firing both broadsides shim:- tanemely, will discharge 8,320 pounds of projectiles in one minute. This will not inelude the eight Maxim machine guns which will be mounted in her firing tops. Tbe masts of tbe Renown alone form a =met formidable part of the vessel's fighting equipment. There are two masts. On the foremast are two firma - tar platforms, teehnically termed fight- ing thps. On tbe lower fighting top are mounted three tbree-pounder Hotchkiss quick -firing guns, while two guns of the same type are mounted on the upper top, The mainmast ie fitted with one fighting -top, from which are worked three three -pounder quick -fir- ing guns. Above the fighting lops, on the fore and main resets, are fitted two addi- tional tops, one on each mast, on whieb, when to resist it. The disciples felt it their duty to dissuade Paul from his jouruey ; hie own conscience and God's call bade him go forward. 18. To weep and to break mine heart Re was touched by their tears: but bis to (lie, "Not the cross for the sake of convictions remained firm. Ready. - the crane but the cross for tbe sake of the Lord." 14. The will of the, Lord be done. They recognize tbat the apcetle is led, not hy obstinacy, nor preeumption. but by the counsel of the Lord, and they yie1.1 at once. 15. Carriages. The word Ins bere its o/d meaning of " thing' to he carried. luggage." Up to Jerusalem. A I. ur- ney from the coast to tbe bills of Ju- 4ea• ascending neax,ly three tbousand feet. QUEER SIGNBOARDS. Widen rsed to Wang tu Front or GuaLi.12 inns, In the days of the Commoieweelth we can imagine Praise God. Barebones and. their cronies quaffing their daily tankards of ale at the inn piously nam- ed. "God Encompasseth Us," or at the sign of the "Alpha Beta." Yet, re- marks Lippincotta Magazine, it was not long ere both of the.se had fallen from their high estate, the one being known far and wide as "The Goat and the Compasses," with a prancing beast and mat hematiael instruenent conscientiously depicted an the sign- board, and the other an the "Alpha- bet." with all the letters frora A to Z. printed above the door. An exceed- ingly popular hostelry at a point frena which several mail coaches formerly started was originally named Boulogne Mouth in honor of a British victory gained at the mouth of Boulogne Har- bor in the reign of Henry VIII.; hut the waterscape or battle scene having, after a while, become effaced by time and weather from the signboard, some stupid boniface thought he was doing the proper thing when be had painted an enormous ranuth with a jocose little bull beneath. From that day an the place figured as the Bull's Mouth. The time was when artists of note scorned Inot to try their prentice hand at the painting of signs, and many a Royal Academician gave the public a lion or a unicorn, a, magpie or a cockatrice the last fabulous animal, supposed to have been hatched. from a cock's egg by a. toad, being for some unknown rote son quite a favourite and represented as a serpent with a roaster's head. Among these• painters were Ma ries Carlton, one of the original Royal Ac- ademicians: Samuel Wade. who delight- ed in figures of Falstaff and other Shakeepearian charaeters: Bogart h and Richard Wilson, while the vintner's inn at Hayes, Kent, boasted a grape -bor- dered "St. George end the Dragon," executed by Millais. REMARKABLE RAT STORY. For the benefit of marines the Lon- don Field bas revived a remarkable rat story to theeffect that e. rat yeas caught alive on board a. British naval vessel in a. trap, and the beast was thrown from the trap into the water without being killed. 'A large gull that was following in the wake of the ship to pick up scraps of food thrown over- board by tbe steward stopped several times, endeavoring to pick the rat up. Once the bird got too close to the rat's ;Owe and the beast grabbed it by the neck. After a short fight the rat sue- ceeded in killing the hint When the gull was dead, the rat scrambled upon the bird' body, and, hoisting, one wing as a. sail and using the other as a rud- der, succeeded in steering far the shore. Whether the rat reaehed shore or not is the question, si1104 the ship soon got out of sight of the skipper and its craf 1. COMPRESSED AIR CYCLE. A new wheel is designed to operate by compressed air. The weight of the rider on the saddle, under which is an air reservoir, compresses the air into a. small cylinder, where it is heated by a smell lamp mounted in front of the machine, the beat causing the air to expand. From two small cylinders this air is connected with smell cranks which give power to a claim. The speed. of the machine may be controlled at the pleasure of the rider. IThe wheel weighs about 85 pounds. Pedals are attacbed to the crahaks, but only for use in case of ac- cidetat. HIS EXCEPTIONAL LUCK. have read repeatedly, said the sad - eyed young man, never to ask a young tady's permission when you wished to kiss her. Well, 1 hope ypu didn't, said his friend. No, I didn't; but the young lady, I think, &es not read the papers. , JOB FOR ...„A_.PAINTER. Geor to ilbcptains to We Carle Fred the Aeeident That causes the Demand. Dear Unelis Fred t Paw paibtod Part of our stable day before yistadaYe Hadent .iet,conf.d.81» faorentainseetedideitota.1.1 if he :Ii‘:5:hgletelh.nt„Ottle7:01.1:ntwag s agoim to paint- the et Mat ebx says: wben she looked tothsereee atowarlats, Painted maw comeAboGuluitt inel;p17e'dm'allandnitaTd Etat ladderlike "'Well, ain't, pe.inten it ? If you anisci hues .lidn't Wirit she zue,nt. Then He says; Don't like this Here job, webby you, Setter take Heed and finteh it your- "Gb, you're doin' a'S rite," says maw, "(nay it eeenati to me it would 73e a Attie Better if you'd get more paint on tytuseRL.,fru., and not quint so =etch on "Bahl" paw grow.aat "I saeoae you il.calyeinnkly7.:::.0.:on.7. funny, don't you. Why I men, that etal gag in. The papers hO Nsh..ki,tontottilahtilatowngaasgt.o." says maw' "Beree you never read tbe Papers, then." says maw. "It's ontg sinee GOt married and I want to Be Sociabac a"rountliedY'Zbet4°Trleoustiliellyo'u oeu.oguhtgitto D° 80 BlulyzfisiThreeaiodrellanpyo.tpberneg yeonlee.,Dhon't Have 13:::1'.vrhbeaity'ss, iih-fhotrit trTybinenktos D3a fieiiienrgsgitsi; yrcnea, utolpdulthree, tnrumthr /..1.low does it Come Paw waa tiek:ted by that shot and Ha kited of AN'hir:(ed around on one feot to see How maw was agoin to Take it. But the ladder give a elide, and pwileivh toshekl,ette'ealiat t‘bjbvithRpaairwle• holnleingrirt. ter Hew ebe jist yeiSled and ruin away, and paw Come Down kersrnash on tbe Paint Bucket, and upset it, and the aslrotflnierenda:prera r4eRroisreHneck and nearly !widen Aim into the Ituusi6 he says to geeould git untangled out a the laddee r. We were Mt pretty seared. But it maw: "Wei, I hope u're licippY now. Didn't Hurt him mueb, so when we was YwohnereCouy.Siou Ben. gjonstaisee'edd Leen atit,iee Hiolulesye. wasebt nobody in there to make your tongue waggle. I same the, only thing ynonerkB olereSorrjace, al..x)ut is awe I didn't (lit Maw she Didn't say a word. I Gees She must a Been gurtg NI/ of rernorst. They's a Job Here ter some painter GEOROIE. ROW TA.LL ARE YOU? The average height of the Scotch is about five feet ten inches, so that they stand on a level with the Polynesians and Amerieans, botla Indians and whites. In the southwestern counties and along the south coast of the Forth, the, bight is nearly five feet eleven in- ches, or about tbe hight of the Gren- adier Guards and metropolitan pollee, who are pieked raeu. The trete with an average of five feet nine inches, are the next tallest petmle in Europe. The English of the eountles bordering Scot- land, Cunalterland, Yorkshire, etc.. where there is mueh Scotch blood, are also five feet nine inches. Tbose of the south and southeast coast are five feet eight inches; in Norfolk they are a little taller; in the Fens and some in- land counties, such as Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire. and in some western counties, such as Somerset, they are five feet seven inches, or about the hight of the Welsh, excepting the northeast of Wales, where they are rather taller. FOOD THAT MAKES BRAINS. According to a celebrated bealth ex- pert, blanched almonds give the high- er nerve or brain and muscle food, and the man who wishes to keep his brain power up wond do well to in- clude them in his daily bill of fare. Juicy fruits give more or less the higher nerve or brain, and are eaten by all men whose living depends on their clear -headedness. Apples supply the brain with rest. 1 runes afford proof against nervousness, 1 but are not unlade feeding. They should be avoided by those who suffer frorn the liver. But, it has been prove& that fruits do not have the same effect upon everybody. Some men have never been able to eat apples without suffer- ing the agony of indigention; th others strawberries are like poison. FALSE TEETH TAKE ROOT. A Russian druggist has, according to the London Figaro. at length solved the problem a supplying us with false teeth width will grow into the gums as firmly as natural ones. The teeth are made, of gutta percha, percelain or meted as the ease may be. At the root of the tooth boles are made, and also in the jaw. The tooth is then placed in the cavity, and in a short time, a soft, granulated growth finds its way from the jaw into the holes of the tooth. This growth gradually hardens and holds the tooth in position. It does not inatter in the least, according to this enterprising Russian dentist, whether the cavity in which the tooth is plaeed is one from which a natural tooth has reeeutly been drawn or whether it has been healed for months or even years. SATISFACTION TO THF, QUEEN. They have quaint ideas of the de - mends of loyalty in the far east. Some years ago an English official in India was robbed, and. due complaint was made. After some months the Emir of the district reported: "The raatter you mention has been thoroughly investi- geted, arid not only have the robbers been put to death, but all their chil- dren, as well as then. fathers and. grandfathers. 1 hope this will give sat- isfaction to her majesty the queen." JEALOIJS MAIDEN. She—Harry, you said. something Iasi evening that made me feel no bad. Re --What was it dearest 1 She—You said I was one of the sweet- est girls in all tbe world. He—And aren't you. darling She—You. said oare of the sweetest. Oth, Berry, to think I shoed live to know that I beve to share. yoar ;eve with another 1 IN FREEDOM'S ISE CZAR COULD NOT CRIMINALS 'WORM Dorrinte State of Affairs In Constant in Georgia—Work sixteen *0588*1 *ON 'rhea Fed on Dew Deer and Dorse—atint and 'Women fferded Together MO Gatti& The special conunission which Govan - nor 'Atkinson, of Georgia, smointed last spring to investigate the conditiOle of the convict camps of Georgia hag made a report which has astounded nett only ctbe Governor, but even those members ter the Legislature who' thought; that such an investigation was needed. 11 declares that the eonvict campe the State are worse than Siberia, and its findings show a eondition so horri- ble, revolting and inhunian, as to be almost beyond belief. 11 deliberately cbarges that the convicts in the rale - demeanor canape., most of who're are leased. by the State to private contrac- tors, have been handled without mercy by their keepers. The report accuses the eoutractors of robbing the convicte of the thne the State allows them for good behaviour, of forcing them to work from fourteen to twenty /tours a day, of failing to provide them with elothes, shoes and beds, of giving them no heat in winter. of forcing scores of them to sleep shackled in single board- ed up worms, of giving them rotten — rood, and of failing TO CARE FOR THE SICK. Instances are quoted, showing the horrible treatment of women, and ex- act names, times and places, are fixed. at w-hich men were actually beaten to death by the brutal guards for failing to comply with insignificant regula- tions. The report says tbat 111 most of the camps the men are provided with but one suit of convict clothes, which ' they are compelled to wear the year round. In the matter of food, it says that on the return of the convicts ffout sixteen hours' continuous work they are given chunks of raw beef and horea which they have to cook on little fires, while shackled together on the ground. ' In the matter of buildings the re - part is no less severe. in the Glynn county camp the coutmission found sixty-one men sleeping In a room eigh- teen feet equare and Heves feet from floor to ceiling, with no window in it and absolutely no means of ventilating. Most of the camps lia.d neither bunks nor mattresses, and the convicts were compelled to sleep on the ground.. The death rate in one camp NSW one in four. In the others it averaged about one in seven. HERDED TOGETHER. Men and women uf both colours were forma to eleep together .in outhouses, and women were compelled to don xnenn clothes and work in the ditches with the men. The reporta description of the treatment of %omen is unprint- able. In one camp the commisaion Lound sixteen coloured men and a. white woman quartered in a barn with Cows, and with a guano store room above them. In the Plaaski County learnt) the etuarde had beaten 4 4.VIIViet j to death and buries him with his stripes and shackles on. In another ease the i.xinamission tells of an eighteen -year- old negress named Lizzie Boatwright with another young woman being stripped naked in the presence of the men and subjected to treatment that 18 indeeeribable. The oxen language of the repurt in another ease is as follows: "The farts in the murder case against Guard Can- non as sworn to before the coroner's jury are these;—Cannon whipped • the aged, negro a number of thnes, awl so umnereifully tbat, almost unvonseinus and helpless, the old nitin looked up from the ground where be lay and aeketa ,' Boss is you gviine to kiss me?' Cannon angrily replied. 'Yes. — you, I am.' The negro then begged to be shot, and spared further torture. After the last whipping Cannon drag- ged bun to a tree and chaine:1 him up so thathe could not lie down. Dalf an hour later when the gang got bark he was dead." The reportquotes in full the stale - trent if Dr. John Han of Washington, , who performed an autopsy on the ow negro. It is a detailed statement. show- , ing that the man was beaten literally to a pulp before his tortured soul left his torn and bleeding lofty. In conclu- sion, the report sayse" God only knows just how badly the convict camps of Georgianeedtkedkrefinormon." cwon will repoet the matter to the Legislature at once, with a red hot message, and there is no doubt that proseeutions will follow. The report says that the contractors leasing oonvirts have grown rich during their twenty years lease, and have built up a tremendous political influence, but it ie doubtful if this Neill stand in the way ofaroused public: sentiment. DANGERS TO LIRE IN INDIA. India. is the only country that makes death by the attacks of serpents and wild beasts a feature of its annual sta- tistics. That it hae good reason for doing so is shown by the impressive figures of last year's mertality-1,133 deaths frora snake bites, and. :x91 peo- ple killed by tigers and other wila ;Ina. mals. Although India is one of the most densely populated countries ou the glebe, the increase of human inbabit- ants does not have the effeet of decreas- ing the number of wild beasts, as it does elsewhere, because the religion of the natives—or a great proportion of them —farbids then to takti life, even of dangerous lxiasts and serpents; hence they let these destroyersthrive and multiply in the midst of their commun- ities. One of the best works of the Bri- tish for India Le their reduction of the number of wild beasts, and especially tigers, LI& a result of their passion for. hunting big game. GLASS EYE FOR A TIGER. A tiger with a glees eye is at (nese tent in the menagerie at SS:rate:art. A serious affeetiota of the Muselee caus- ed. the beast to Julie the sig,bt, of one eye. As the public didn't appreeiaete a one -eyed tiger, the beat a-1 put under nos:Lino, and tile o;3110 rethoved lIa wts measure:t for a new eye,which iilid to las, ;nada W1l *1 special degree of feroeit For the first week Oe tried Le, rub it' out. lint Ile _contents:1 only' wiki anitnal with .11, glas 1,