Exeter Times, 1896-3-19, Page 7THE EXE`PaR,
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OffEERING T11011MITS.
' REV, DR. TALMAGE CONFIDENT
THAT AMERICA IS FOR GOD.
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Be Believes met This continent 144as Ites
rerred to in Bevoiationsftfl4jPresente
taoreices, aicture of oar FuturcePose
&agnate anti Prospeots.
'Washington, March 15. This dis-
course presents a sublime theme and
is of 'national iraportanee, and coming
from the capital of the nation must
have a stirring effect throughout the
land. Dr. Talmage chose for his text
Revelations xiii, 11, "And I eheld an-
other beast coming up out ot the
earth, and he had two borne like a
lamb, and he epake ae a dragoa"
Is America mentioned in the Bible?
Learned and consecrated men who
have studied the inspired book of
Deniel and Revelation more than I
shines and understand them better
agree in seying that the leopard. men-
tioned in the Bible meant Grecia, and
the bear meant Medo-Persia, and the
lion naeant Bebylon, and the beast of
the text coming tar out ot the earth
Wath two horns like a lamb and, the
voice of a dragon means our countrY,
because among other reasons, it kora-
ed to come up out of the earth when
Columbus discovered it, and it has
been for the most part at peace, like a
lamb, unless assaulted by foreign foe.
iri wbich case it has had two horns
strong' and sharp, and the voice of. a
dragon load enough to make all na-
tions Lear the roar of its indignation,
Is it reasonable to suppose that God
would leave out from the prophecies
or His book this whole western hemis-
phere? No, no. "I beheld another
least coming up out a the earth, and
he bail two horns like a lamb and he
spoke as a dragoe."
Germany for scholarship, England
for manufactories., France for man-
aers. Egypt for antiquities, Italy for
pletures, but America for Go&
I start with the cheering thought
that the most popular book on earth
to -day is the Bible, the most popular
institution On earth to -day is the
church, and the most popular name on
cart to -day is Jesus. Right from this
audience hundreds of raen and women
would, if need be, marsh out and die
for him.
Am I too confident in saying; "Am-
erica for God?" If the Lord will help
me, I will sbow the strength and. ex-
tent of the long line of fortresses to
he token and give you my. reasons for
. 'Wing it can be done and. will be done.
let us decide in this battle for God
whether we are at Bull Run or at
Gettysburg, There is a Fourth of
fulyish way of bragging about this
2ountry*and the most tired and pluck-
ed lard that ever flew through the
heavens is the American eagle, so
much tio that Mr. Gladstone said to
me facetiously at Hawarden, "I hear
that the fish in your Araerioan lakes
are so large that when one of them
es taken out the entire lake is per-
ceptibly lowered," and at a dinner
given in Paris an American offered for
a sentiment. "Here is to the United
States—bounded on the north by the
aurora borealis, on the south by the
procession of the equinoxes, on the
east by primeval chaos, and. on the
west by the day of judgment." The
eiteot of such grandiloquence is to
discredit the real facts, which are so
tremendous they need no garnishing.
Tho worst thing to do ip any campaign
military or religious, is to underesti-
mate an enemy, and. I will have no
part in such attempt at belittlement.
ThLs land. to be taken for God, ac-
eording to Hassel the statistician,
has 14,219,067 square miles, a width
and a length that none but the Om-
niscient can appreciate. Four Europ-
es put together, and capable of holding
and feeding, as it will hold and feed,
according to Atkinson, the statistician,
if the world continues in existence
and does not run afoul of some other.
world or get consumed by the fires
already burning in the cellars of the
planet—capable, I say, of holding and
feeding more- than 1,000,000,000 inhabi-
tants. For you must remember it must
be held. for God as well as taken for
Gr o d , and the last 500,000,000 inhabit-
ants must not be allowed to swamp
the religion of the first 500,000,000. Not
mueh use in taking the fortress if we
cannot hold it. It must be held until
the arcbangers truxapets bids living
and dead arise from this foundering
planet.
You must remember it is only about
o'clock in the morning of our na-
don's life. Great cities are to flash
and roar among what are called the
"Tad Lands," of the Dakotas and the
great "Columbia Plains" of Washing-
ton state, and that on which we put
our schoolboy fingers on the map and
spelled out as the "Great American
desert," is, through systematic and
asumenating irrigation. to bloom like
aatsworth park and be made more
• productive than those regions depen-
dent upon uncertain and spasmodic
rainfall. All those' regions as well as
those regions already =Riveted to
be . inhabited! That was a sublime
thing said by Henry Clay while cross-
• ing the Allegheny mountains and he
was waiting for the stage horses to
be rested, as he stood on a roek, arms
fekled, looking off into the valley, and
some one sald to him, "Mr. Clay, what
are you thinking about'?" He replied,
I am listening to the oncoming tramp
of the future generation of America."
Have you laid our home; missionar• y
scheme ois such an infinitude of scale
lf the work of bringing one soul to
God is so great, can 1,000,000,000 be
captured In this country already
planted and to be overcome, paganism
• ha e built its altar to Brahma, and the
Ohinese are already burning incense
in their temples, and Mohammedanism,
drunk in other days with the red whie
of human blood at Lucknow aila Ca,wn-
pur, and now fresh from the diabolism
in Armenia, in trying to get a foots
hold here and from the rain,arete. of
ber mosques will yet mumble her Islas-
bemies, sayang, God is great, and
Mohammed Is hie prophet." Then there
are the vaster muItituaes with no re-
ligion at all. The,y worship no God,
',ley* live with no consolation, and
they die with no hope. No star • of
• peace points down to the manger in
whieh they are born, and no prayer
is ettored over the grave into whieh
• they sink. Then there is alcoholierreite
piled up deneijohns and beer barrels
:led hogsheads of fiery death, a barri-
cade high and. long as the Alleghenies
and Rookies and Sierra Nevada, pour-
ing forth da' and night their ammuni-
tion of wretchedness and woe, 'When
a German wants to take a drink, he
takes beer. • When an Enelishman
wants to take a drink, he takes ale.
When a. Sootchman wants to take a
drink,he takes whiskey. 13ut when an
American wants t o take a drink he
takes anything he can lay bis hands
011,
• Pleaty of statistics; to tell how much
money is spent in this country for
rum and how many drunkards die
But who will give us the statistics of
how many hearts are crusted under
the heel of this worst demon of the
centuries? How many hopes blasted?
How many children turned out on the
world, ao cased with stigma of a de-
bauched aneestryt Until the worm of
the distillery becomes the worm that
never lies, and the smoke of the heat-
ed wine . vats becomes the smoke of
the torment that ascendeth up forever
and ever! Aloholisra, swearing—not
with hand uplifted toward heaven,
for from that, direction it can ge't no
help, but with right hand stretched
• down toward the perdition from which
Lt came up—swearing that it will not
cease as long as there are any home -
steeds to despoil, any magnilleent
men and. women to destroy, any im-
ro.ortal souls to damn, any more na-
tions to balk, any more civilizations to
extinguisla.
Then there is what in AP:arias .we ae often mentioned as great obstaoles
oali stenalisra, in France communism —the centre of crime and the reser-
and le Russia nihilism—the three voirs of all iniquities—are to lead in
naraes for one and the same thing— the work of gospelization, Wbo gave
and having but two dootrines in its most to home missions, to all styles
creed: Pirst, there is no God; second, of humanitarian and Christian in -
there shall be no rights of property. stitutions ? The cities. From wbat
One of their chief journals printed places did the most relief go at the
this sentiment, "Dynamite can be made time of the Johnstown flood, and
out of the dead bodies of capitalists as Michigan fires, and Charleston earth -
well as out of hogs." One of the lead- quake, and Ohio freshets ? Front the
ers of communism left inscribed on his
ready beeretaken. Where is American
slavery? Gone, and the south, as
heartily as the north, prays, "Peace to
its ashes." Where is bestial polygamy?
Gone by the fiat of the United ietatee
Government, urged on by Christian
sentiment, and Mormonism, havieg re-
treated in 1830 from Fayette, N.Y., to
Kirkland, 0,, and, in 1838 retreated to
Missouri, and in 1816 retreated to Salt
Lake City, now divorted from its
superfluity of wives, will soon retreat
into the Pacific., and no basin smaller
tlaan an ocean could wash out its pol-
lutions. Illiteracy going down under
the work of Slater and Peabody funds
and Sabbath schools of all the
churches of all denominations 1 Pugi-
lism now xnade unlawful by congres-
sional enactment, the brutal custom
knocked out in the first round! Cor-
ruption at the ballot box, by the law of
registration and other safeguards,
made almost impossible 1 Churches
twice as large as the old ones, the en-
larged supply to meet the enlarged de-
mand 1 Nihilism getting a stunning
stroke by the seminary execution of
it exponents after they had murdered
the policemen in Chicago, received its
deathblow from the recent treaty
which sends back to Russia the bla-
tant criminals who had been regur-
gitated on our American shore,
The very things that have been
quoted as perils to this nation are go-
ing to help its salvation. Great cities,
°Ales. From what piece ala Christ
prison wall, wbere he heti been justly send out his 12 apostles to gospelize
Iincarcerated, these words; "When mace the world? From a city, What place
you are dead, tbere is an end cif every- will do more than any other place, by
thing. Therefore ye scoundrels grab its contribution of Christian men and
whatever you can, only don't let your- women nad means; in this work of
selves be grabbed. Amen I" There are taking Aimerica, for God? New 'York
in this country hundreds of thousands city. The way Paris goes, goes France.
of these lazy scoundrels. Honest men :The way Berlin goes, goes Germany.
deplore it when they can -not get work, The way Edinburgh goes, goes Scot -
bet. those of wbora I speak will not do 'land, The way London goes, goes
work when they can get it. I tried to England, The way New York and a
employ on 5 who asked for money. I , couple of other cities go, goes Ain -
said: "Down in xay cellar 1 bave some; erica. May tbe eternal God wake us
wood to saw, and 1 will pay you for1 up to the stupendous issue I
it," For a little while I heard the saw Another thing quoted pessimistically
going, and then I heard it no more,
is the vast and overtopping fortunes
1 went downstairs and found the; in this country, and they say it means
wood, but the workman had. disap- :concentrated wealth, and luxurious -
and saw.
peered, taking for company both buck ,ness, and display and moral ruin. It
1 is iny observation that it is people
Socialism, communism and nihilism ,who have but limited resources who
mean "too wicked to acknowledge God imake the most splurge, and I ask
and too 'lazy to earn a living," and you, Who are endowing colleges and
among the mightiest obstacles to be theological seminaries? Did you ever
overcome are those organized elements .hear of Peter Cooper, and. James
i Lenox, and sainted William E. Dodge,
of domestic, social and political ruin.
There also are the fastnesses ofin- land the Lawrencee, Amos and Ab -
fidelity, and atheism, and fraud, and , bott, while I refrain from mentioning
political corruption, and • multiform, ' living benefactors who, quite as gen-
erous and Christian, are in this as -
tionsheaded, million armed. abomina-
tions all over the land. While • the sembly at this moment planning what
3r can do in these days, and m their
ntightiest agencies of righteousness on .the
earth are good and healthful news- :last will and testament in this cam-
paip
papers and good and healthful books, l gn that roposes taking America
and our chief dependence for intellig- IIor God? The widow's mite, honored.
gence and. Christian achievement
of the Lord, is to have his part in this
is
continental capture; but we must have
upon them, what word among the more
more than that, and more right away.
than 100,000 words in our vocabulary ,
can describe the work of that aroban-'Maa.g of the men who expect to get
gel of mischief, a corrupt literature? the lessing for bestowing the widow's
What man, attempting anything for mite will not get the blessingows, and. In the
God and huraa,nity, has escaped a stroke first place they are not wid
of its filthy wing? What good cause in the next place they have no
has escaped its banderment ? -What oth- 1 "raight,"
er obstacle in all the land so appalling? l The time is coming—hasten it, Lord—
and I think you and I will see it when,
But I cannot name more than one-balf
as Joseph, the -wealthy Arimathaean,
the battlements, the bastions, the in -
gave for the dead Christ a costly inau.-
trenchments, the redoubts, the fortifi-
soleum the affluent men and women
cations to be, stormed and overcome if
this country is ever taken for God. The of this country: will rise tn their
, nothing but the multiplication table statistics are so awful:g
that if we had build aor our King, n
!
Jesus, the throne of this American cone
; and the arithmetic, the attempt to even-; , Another thing quoted for encourage-
ment, is foreign eaamigration—now that tinent.
.gelize America would be an absurdity!
1 higher than the tower of Babel before '
from Castle Garden we turn back by
it dropped on the plain of Shiner. Where .
pr p e foreign
on
are the drilled troops to march against tbe ,
dism—we are getting people the vast
those fortifications as long as the con-, a . .
talent? Where axe the betteries that majority. 9 whom 0 f i h
fcome to make an
ng them some o ; a
can be unlimbered against these walls? honest
I bravest living among
°beat. If you should
Where are the guns of la,rge enough turn back from this land to Europe the
caliber to storm these gates'? Well, let i
us look around and see, the first of • foreign ministers of the gospel, and the
'foreign attorneys, and. the foreign mer -
all, who is our leader and will be our ;
;chants, and the foreign philanthropists,
lea,der until the work is done. lwhat a robbery of our pulpits, our
Garibaldi, with 1,000 Italians, could' courtrooms, our storehouses, and our
do more than another commander with beneficent institutions, and. what a put -
10,000 Italians. General Sherman, on ting back of every monetary, merciful,
one side, and Stonewall Jackson on the moral and religious interst a the land!
other, each with 10,000 troops, could This oomeilegling here of all nationali-
do more than some other generals with ties under the blessing of God will
20,000 troops. The rough boat in which produce in 75 or 100 years the most maga
Washington crossed the icy Deleware nificent style of man and. woman the
with a few half frozen troops was world ever saw. They will have the
mightier than the ship of war that, wit of one race, the elocinence of en-
during the American Revolution, came other race, the kindness of another, the
through the Narrows, agun at each f
porthole, and sank in Hell Gate. Our a generosity of another, the aesthetio
ste of another, and. when that man
leader: like most great leaders, was and woman step forth, their brain and
born in an obscene place, and, it was nerve and muscle an intertwining of
a humble home, about five miles from the fibres of all nationalities, nothing
Jerusalem. Those who were out of but the new electric photographic itp-
doors that night said that there was meatus, that can see clearly through the
stellar commotion and range that came body, mind and soul, can take of them
out of the clouds, as though the front an adequate picture. But the foreign
door of heaven had been set open, and population of America is less than one -
that the camels heard his first infantile eleventh of all our population, and. why
cry.. Then he came to the fairest boy- all this fuss about foreign immigaation ?
hood that mother was ever proud of, Eighty-nine Americans to 11 foreigners 1
and from 12 to 30 years of age was off If 89 of us New Jarseymen, or 89 of
in India, if traditions there are accur- us New Yorkers, or 69 of us Ohioans, or
ate, and then returned 'to his native 89 a us Georgians, or 89 of us Yankees
land, and for three years had his path- are not equal to 11 foreigners, then we
way surrounded by, blind eyes that he are a starving, lilliputian group of hu -
illumined and epileptic patients to munculi that ought to be wiped out
whom he gave ru.bicand health, and a existence.
tongues that he loosed from silence in- , But now where are the weapons by
to song, and those whose funerals he which, under our omnipotent leader,
stopped that he might give • back to be- the real obstacles in the way of our
reeved hothers their only boys, and country's evangelization, the 10,000 mile
those whose fevered -pulses he had re- Sebastopols are to be leveled? The
stoned into ryythraio throb, and whose first columbiad, with range enough to
paralytib limbs he had warmed into sweep from eternity to eternity, is the
healthful circulation—pastor at Caper- Bible, millions of its copies going out,
eaum, but flaming evangelist every- millions on millions—this the monarch
where, hushing• crying tempests and of books, that has made all the differ-
ence between China and the 'United
States, between Africa and America ; a
book d.eolaring in every style of phras-
eology that all nations are to be con-
verted., a,ncleanes not that include our
nation? If the Apocalyptic angel is
to fly across the continents, will he not
fly across this continent? The worst
insult 3. coula offer you would be to
doubt your veracity, and shall we doubt
God's promise? Then there are all the
gospel batteries, manned by 70,000 pas-
tors and home missionaries, over the
head of eaoh one of whom is the shield
of divine proteetion, and in the right
hand of each one the gleaming, two-
edged sword of the Infinite Spirit I Hun-
dreds of thousands of private soldiers
for Christ, • marohing under the one
starred, blood striped flag of Emanuel!
They are marching on 1 Episeopaey,
with the sublime roll of its liturgies;
of heaven for his tiara—the mighty Methodism, with its battery of "The
reader, he of Druinclog and • Bothwell sword of the Lord and John Wesley ;"
Bridge, and Bannockburn, and the one the Baptist Church, with its glorious
who waelmed. Spanish armada, " Com- navy sailing up our Oregons and See-
ing • up from Mom, with deed • gar- mementos and Mississippis and Presby-
raents frona Bozra,h, traveling in the terianism, moving on with the battle -
greatness of his strength, mightyto orof "The sword of the Lord. and
save," and behind whom we fall into John Knox," and then after a while will
line to -day and march in the campaign come the great tides of revival, sweep -
that is to take America, for God,. Hosea- beg over the land, the 500,000 convex -
ilea Hosanna! Wave all the paha mons in 1857 eclipsed by the salvation
branches 1 Al his feet, pat down your of millions ih a (ley, and the four ,&m -
silver and your gold., as in heaven • ericen armies of the Lord's host mareh-
you will oast before Him coronets, ling toward eaeili other ; the eastern army
With such a leader do you not think marabing west, 1;he western army
we can do it? Say, do you think we mare,hing east, the northern army
can.? Why, many ramparts • have al- marching • south, the southern array
I
turning rolling seas in€o soled sa,pphise,
and for the rescue of a race submitted
to court -room filled with howling mis-
creants, and to a martyrdom at the
sight of which the sun fainted and fell
back in the heavens, and. then treading
the clouds homeward, like snowy moun-
tain peaks, till heaven took him back
again, more a favorite than he had
ever been; bats coining again, lee is
on earth now, mad the nations are
gathering to his standard.
Following him were the Scotch cove-
nanters, the Theban legion, the vic-
tims of the London Haymarket, the
Piedmontese sufferers, the pilgrim
fathers, the Huguenots aid uncounted
multitudes of the past, jollied by about
400,000,000. of the present, and. with the
certainty that all nations shall huzza
at his chariot wheel, he goes forth,
the moon under his feet and the stars
marching north, sboulder to shoulder!
Tramp, tramp„ tramp, until they meet
raidcontinent, Itavang taken America
for God!
The thunder of the bombardment is
already in the air, and when the last
bridge of opposition is taken, and the
last portcullis of sata,n is lifted, and
the last gun spiked, and the last tower
dismantled, and the last charge of ini-
quity shall have been hurled back
upon its haunches, what a time of re-;
aiming! We will see it, not with these
eyes, which, before that, will be closed.
in blessed sleep, but with strong and
better vision, whenthe Lord once in
a while gives use, vacation among the
doxologies to come down and. see the
dear old land, which I pray may always
text,be the lamb of the niild an
peaceful, inoffensive, het incase foreign
nations assail it, having two horns or
army and navy strong enough to hook
them back and hook them down, and
a voice louder than a dragon—yea,
louder than 10,000 thunders—saying
to the billows of Asiatic superstition
and European arrogance, 'Thus far
shalt thou go, and no farther, and here
shall thy proud waves be staid!"
SPRING SMILES,
"In battle musicians are always kept inents they 'have under way means
in the rear." " That's not fair. Many of
EARTH'S ELECTRIOITY,
ELECTRIC CURRENTS DISCOVERED
BY NIKOLA TESLA.
cost or waiver, TAght and. meat 'Will. S0011,
Be Pelieticiaiy Nothing —ileard an
Autoharp Through Pour awes at
Sone kook.
The world is on the eve Of an astound-
ing revelation. The oonditions under
whiob we exist will be °banged. Inci-
dentally, all monopolies that depend on
power of any kind will. come to a sudden
stop. The earth currents of electricity
are to be harnessed. Nature supplies
them free of °barge. The cost of pow-
er and light and heat will be practically
nothing.
The scientist-electrieians who have
for years been trying to master the
mystery of electrical earth currents
with which the ground, beneath Your
feet is filled, are on the thresbold of
success. The success of the experi-
them richly deserve killing."
much to them, but vastly more to the
Say, Wilkins, that $5 bill you loan- People. It Means that if Nikola Testa,
t
ed me last niaat was a counterfeit." succeeds in harnessing the electrical
"Well, you said you wanted it bad." !earth currents and putting them to
Old bachelor—" Now that your sis- work for man there will he an end to
lady—" Is that meant as an offer ?"
ter bas married, it is your turn." Young oppressive, extortionate monopolies in
Unique—" She is the most original steana, telephones, telegrapbs and the
woman I ever knew." "How is that .?"1 other commercial uses of electrieitY,
"When she hasn't anthing to say she and that the grasping millionaires wbo
have for two decades milked the peo-
ple's purse with electrical fingers will
have to relinquish their monopoly.
Nikola Tesla has discovered the se-
cret of the electrie earth currents of
nature, and they will be adapted to
the uses of man. He has succeeded in
transmitting sound by the (torrents that
mk
AN ELECTRIC NET
•
"If 1 bad your pull," said the small
boy who was strugglingwith a large
,
kite m a March breeze, I'd could git
purty high up in the world, too."
R. R. Official—" You. may not believe
it, but this dining car cost $20,000."
Planetree—" How long has it been
running?" "Just a week." "Paid for
itself yeti"
After the bale—First Sweet Thing—
"Jack says Miss Passee didn't look
twenty last niglet," Second Sweet Thing
—"No. She looked. thirty-five."
She—" Yes, I am deceived he her; I
was misled, by her protestations of
friendship." Lie---" What has she done?"
She—" Bought a Cloak and, hat just
like mine."
Wiggles -4' Is that a good business
college where your son is being educat-
ed?" Waggles—" I guess oce They're
very prorapt about sending their bills."
Old Mr. Fussy—" Matilda, has that
young man gone yet ?" His daughter—
" Why, yes. papa!" Old Mr. Fussy—
" Han! you were so still tbat I thought
he was there yet 1"
Halloo. Is this the feed sthore?
Will, sind up at once a bale of hay, two
quarts of bran and. a bushel of oats.
Who is it More Ah, don't git gay. Its'
fleore the horse."
Charley Harduppe—" What do you
mean by sending ray clothes home C.O.
W Didn't I have a running account
with you?" Kustem Made—" Yes. But
it is all run oat."
"You say, he is a remarkable man?"
"Very," "In what way ?" "He's the
only scientist in the country who has
not made an important discovery rela-
tive to X rays."
"Now I'm ready to treat you," said
the doctor, emerging from his private
office. "A little whisky, with seltzer
on the side, please," returned the pa-
tient, absent-mindedly.
"Fine feathers do not make fine birds."
But every. harum-scarum
Is not a. prince ; so heed my words:
If you've fine feathers, wear 'em.
Wife—" Shall I put your diamond
studs ha your shirt, dear ?" Husband—
What on earth are you thinking of
Do you want to rule mo? I have a
meeting with my creditors this morn-
ing." •
Tall shopper—" Will you. please tell
me how long these skirts are ?" Clerk
i(superciliously)—" They are the regu-
lar length, madam." Tall shopper
(meekly)—" Ah, but I'm not."
"So you were thrown out ?" remark-
ed the ashbarrel. "That is what you
get for being crooked." "My crooked-
ness is not nay fault," said the nail.
"I was driven to it by a woman."
Duckane—" Young Spiffins is the Jaz-
lest man I ever knew." Gaswell—"In-
deed'?" Ducka,ne—" Yes, indeed I Even
when he has nothing to do he is too
lazy to do it."
Julia—" Louise showed me those beau-
tiful landscapes. She says she had no
trouble at all painting them." Mabel—
"No. All she had to do was to sign
her name after her teacher finished
theme
Cashier—" Don't think I can cash this
draft, miss. I don't know .you." Miss
—" Here, don't be silly; give me the
money; who cares if you. don't know
me? I don't know you, either."
"I'll kiss you, for my sister's sake,"
"Pray, don't forget yourself," she
said,
straightway took her at her word,
And kissed her for myself instead.
As he paid the amount of his check
to the. restaurant cashier he remark-
ed, pleasantly; "3. have only one crit-
icism topass on your clam chowder."
"What is that ?" There are no clams
in it."
"lis stood at the top of the steps,"
she said, in telling about it afterwards,
"and I mustered up enough courage to
say 'You know this is leap year ?"
"Yes. What then ?" "Then he leaped
and I haven't seen him since."
Perry Patettic (in the road)—" Wy
don't you go in S De doe's all right.
Don't you see him waggin' hsi bail?"
Wayworn Watson (at the gate)—"Yes,
I'm getting too steel to wear 'era." "3.
don't know which end to believe."
"Jennie," said Mr. Portly, "1 wish
you'd .put a ' V ' in my dress trousers.
Pm getting to stout to wear 'em." "1
will," responded his' spouse; but I
wish you'd put a couple of • V's' in my
purse. It's getting so thin that it slips
through my fingers."
"Now, then," began the president ef
the Amalgamated _Association of Peri-
patetics, ' ain't it it fact that you was
oneet, a policeman ?" "3. guess it is,"
admitted the applicant for full mem-
beaship, bilt it was a case of push. I
hact to do it or go to work."
Mr. Hardtack—" Well, what we want
is a night watchman • that'll watch.
Alert and on the qui vive for the slight-
est noise, or indication of burglars.
Somebody that can sleep with one eye
and both ears open, and not afraid to
See ?" Mose jaelsson sterdam, the bicentennial ofthe thimble
trleem da aloynst Its• f
eee, bens, I'll send was celebrated with a, great deal of
of the earth. The transmission of pow-
er will follow. His experiments re-
duced to commercially practicable uses
will mean that men will be able to tap
the electric currents of the earth and
retake theta serve the purposes of indus-
try and of trade just as a well -digger
taps water or a miner opens a vein of
coal. The mighty electrical energy that
has been stored up in the earth for ages
will be barnessed and made to move the
machinery of men.
Sound travels with amazing speed, but
electrical vibrations travel so swiftly
that it is difficult to conjure up
figure which will graphically illustrate
their speed. Here is one that will, per-
haps, convey a vivid and lucid impres-
sion. In fancy place yourself at a table
with a revolver in one hand and a fin-
ger of the other hand on the key of a
telegraph instrument connected with a
wire that girdles the globe seven times
and laps over the eighth turn a, dist-
ance equal to 11,000 miles. Pull the
trigger of the pistol and simultaneously
press the telegraph key. While the
sound of the report of the revolver is
travelling 1,250 feet the electrical im-
pulse imparted by the pressure on the
• key ,will pass seven and a half times
around tbe world through the wire
with which the key is connected.
Sound travels 1,250 feet .a second, an
eleetrical impulse 1136,000 miles a second.
If the electrical currents with which the
earth is filled can be barnessed and put
to work a new era in electricity will
have dawned. It is to the mastering
of the mystery of these earth currents
and their adaptation that scientists like
Tesla have been striving.
In the course of. Teslas experiments
it is reported he found that in the
vicinity of large cities there were so
many conflicting earth currents that
satisfactory results could not be ob-
tained. So he went out to Denver and
near there found a. better field for ex-
perimenting. There he met a friend in-
terested in electrical research- They
went to Pike's Peak. Conspicuous
among their baggage was two auto-
harps.
Testa and his friend scaled the rugged
sides of the peak. At an elevation
agreed upon they separated. Testa
skirted the peak and, on reaching a
point precisely opposite the place at
which he left his friend he stopped
The two experimenters, on a line drawn
straight through the peak, were thus
separated by
FOUR MILES
of stratified rock. The two auto-
harps had been very delicately attuned
before the scientists parted, and a lime
rad e to play
on the auto -
AN ALLEGED PROPHECY, IN THE MOMENT 0)..
The Probability is that it is a Newspaperhot
Fake.
Over forty years ago an old Gernan
hermit published in te, Bavarian paper
a curious prophecy. In it he fore-
told the Austrcarrussian and Franco-.
Prussian wars, the death of Pope Pius.
and the Turko-Russian debate at arms.
He said that Germany would have
three Emperors in one year before the
end of the century, and ioclicated the
death of two United States Presidents
by assassination, All these things have
come to pass.
In the same article he said that when
the twentieth century opens great
seismic disturbances will take place
whith will cause the subraersion of
New York city and the western half
of the city of Havana Cuba is to
break in two, while Florida and Low-
er California • are to suffer total ex-'
Unction. The shock of these earth-
quakes will raze buildings to the
ground ill almost every city on the
continent, and millions of lives and
billions of dollars' worth a property
will be lost.
There is to be a change in the eco-
nomic conditions of almost every oivil-
ized nation. He foretells the growth
of a democratic- spirit In England
which will result in a revolution that
will overthrow the present form of
Government and make the country a
Republic. He says the last ruler of
,England. will be the best the country
; ever had, and the first President of
the new nation will be one of the
Royal family. Queen Victoria ie by
loug odds tlae best ruler England, has
ever had, and in a recent speech the
Prime of 'Wales said. it is his desire
to live to see England a Republic.
According to the hermit, Russia,
France, and Italy will form an alli-
ance, and will enter into war with
• Turkey. This war is to be the out -
fixed for Ms. Tesla's co
an air (also agreed u
harp.
Tesla waited patiently he arrival of
the appointed tinie. Then aeseeonnected
his harp. with the ground In such a
way as to secure harmonic resonance
with the earth eurrent. The mannee and
medium of this connectiou are secrets
The receiving autoharp was equipped
with a microphone. As the time ap
proached for the friend on the other side
of the peak to strum the appointed tune
Tesla listened with rapt attention.
At last, as a tuning fork responds to
its harmonic note sounded on the strings
of a piano, the autoharp in Mr. Tesla's
hands gave out the harmonic tones
"13en Bolt," whieh his companion at his
station four miles away straight through
the peak was plucking from the tense
wires of his instrument. The experi
ment was a success. After many tunes
had been played Tesla and his compan
iort descended the peak. A statement
of the faces and results of the experi-
ments was written and attested before
a notary public as a matter of scien-
tific record.
The electric currents are in the earth
Their strength is great enough to fur
nish all the power and. light Man
needs. Mr. Testa has Overcame the
initial difficulty, and lets located and
tapped the earth musents. The rest
a
win follow, s followed. the telephone
Prof. Bell's discovery of bow to trans
mit speech over a Wire.
growth of Turkish persecution of
Christian subjects. Tads triple alli-
ance will conquer the domain of the
sick man of the East. At the expira-
tion of the war complications will
arise which will plunge Italy and
Prance into war with Russia. The
result will be that the two countries
will be gobbled up by the northern
power, and will cease to exist as inde-
pendent nations. While war is being
waged between them the Pope will
move the seat of Catholicism from
Rome to some towa in Southern Ire-
land.
A rebellion will take place in the
land of the shamrock, in hwich the
country will become independent ot
England. Then a conflict will arise
between the ultra -Catholics of the
south of Ireland and the ultra -Pro -
land of the sbamrock, in which the
southerners will be the victors. A
kingdom will be established, and it is
predicted that the reign of the first
potentate will become laistorie for its
tyranny,
The prophet paints a dark future for
the 'United States. He says that at
the close of the century a feeling of
unrest will seize the people. This feel-
ing will be the outgrowth of unequal
social and economic: conditions. He
predicts that the twenty-fifth Presi-
dent will be the last Executive head
of the United States. Duriug his ad-
ministration the discontented masses
will break into open rebellion and the
established form of government will
be rent asunder, and for a year or
more auarchy will prevail. When or-
der shall be brought out of chaos six
Republics will be formed, with capi-
tals at the following cities—San
Francisco, Denver, New Orleans, St,
Louis, Washington, and Boston.
• AT THE WEDDING.
It's beneath a woman's dignity to
keep track of keys. A girl who has been
bridesmaid four times, and thereby cut
herself off from all prospects of matri-
mony, says this is what happens at
every wedding: The bride gives minute
and particular directions about the pack-
ing of her trunk. She knows to within
the hundredth of an inch the exact lo-
cation of every frill and furbelow, and
looks on while various members of the
family assist in cramming the trays in
and forcing the lid down. Methods of
accomplishing this differ—sometimes it
closes easily and sometimes it is neces-
sary to jump up and down or sit on it.
Then the bride-to-be orders some one
to put a strap around it, but 0310 per-
son leave.% it to another until the mo-
ment for departure arrives. At this
juncture the discovery is made that the
trunk is not locked, the keys are miss-
ing and everybody wonders where the
strap can: be.
. Twenty miautes until train time.
"Where's your trunk key?" some o.ne
- asked the greom.,
"My dear, they are asking for the
key of your teunke Where is it'?"
•" The key ? (in some perplexity.) Why,
on my- key ring, of course; the little
t silver one you gave me that tit:Lie;
'don't. you. remember, dear 1"
" Certaiuly—on the key ring." To
the anxious searchers: "You'll find the
trunk key an a small, heart -shaped key
.; .ring, my wife says," replies the happy
• young man,
"But where is that ?" conies in chor-
I'm sure I don't -know," falters the
bride, almost ht tears.
, "(311; never mind. There, there.; both-
_ tehrethgerootrmun. k; what do we care r says
The • bride, ..has mi liappy thought.
• George, le have two lseys to that
trunk." •'
"Well, you're a ivies little woman,"
- in tones di pride from the young hus-
band, while the aunts and cousins say:
"She hes a.nether keys": ,
"That they were botet-,on the seine
key ring," continues the, bride, and. the
general anxiety is redeabled. ,
The girl, who has lietiia abridesmaia
four times sayn the firstetime this hap-
•pened th,e key Curnecl •up at the last
moment mside of the trunk, and. after
that ehe aletays lookea there the first
thing awl never failed' to find it.
meg woman" or Gemmel' and lee
'general at aierveleate.
Admirers of Napoleon I. --if
any left—must often have felt es
pointed wbile reedixia the recent abut
ant Napoleonic: literature, to find hee
Often his greateet and moat truly wide
derful viotorie.s were announced and de-
seribed, by his own pen or eraer, in a, re
manner so carefully theatrie as to
little rather than increase their ine,
portance as we read of them. to -day. Ie
fact, Napoleon a,ttaehed much value to
the art of the repoater. Is practised
it for many years with plenty of coaree
cunning, a good. deal of picturesque in-
vention, and little scruple at departing
frons the bets or distorting them to
please his public), Therefore his retain their power signally hi n i I 1 o.
fto r 10f 'victory do not ring tru.e, and
Not so is it with the two simple and
unaffeeted pictures given by Archibald.
Forbes in an article on General von
Moltke, of that fine old soldier at the
decisive moments of Gravelotte and
Sedan, the two great battles et the
Franco-Prussian War, waged against
Napoleon ra a personage more like
his faxaous predecessor in his theatrie
tendencies than in anything else. At
Gra.velotte Moltke led the final fierce,
panerdsoan,sit appeared, desperate oharge in
"Meanwhile," says Mr. Forbes, "King
William had gone back to. latizonville„•
where he sat in the village street on
barepklaen,one
nkgun-caearrdof
iage,wthh ed a
hicerested
on
dead horse. Tim roes pf the close bat-
grtleouslawdellterdemabnldedcl.eepened- till the very
"The niglat fell like a pall, but the
blaze of the adjacent conflagration lit
up the anxious group by the ohurchyard.
wall. Frormi out the taedley of broken
troopsanhe orattledur tr, nha To tf etg :haat vo cfjf lu rveeowaluaiciAnoapisYi .1 tag rghorolerleasi
later, Moltke, his face for. onteraeumiveenrt-
ing with exelteraent, sprang from tbe
saddle, and ruaning toward. the king,
cried out:
yo'nr" Itmiasi.eagotoydr for us! Tile position has
been retreeved, and the victory is with
"The king, baring his head, sprang
to his feet with a fervent, 'God. be
welcomed
eda galedsimtindlintagnsehous leurrab
• ORIGIN 05' THE THIMBLE,
A thimble wilts originally a thumb -bell
beta,use it` wa,s worn on the thiusib, as
sailors still wear their thimbles. It is
a Dutch invention, and in 1884, in Am -
mak wife around.
THE PARTS GREEN MIXTURE.
Paris green, one pound ; water, 200
to 300 gallons, or in this proportion.
This mixture is used for large inseots
that chew, as potato bugs and others
that injure fruit when growing. It ca,n
be mixed with the Bordeaux mixture
without Injury to either, and sprayed j OneAcini us has Made Many clever art
formality. The first thunble made was
presented in 1684 to Anna veal Wedy,
the seeond wife of Killian van Renssela-
er the purchaser of Renseelaerwyck. In
presenting his useful gift, Van 13enscot-
en begged Mrae. Rensselaer "to accept
this new covering for the protection of
her diligent fingers as a token of his
esteem," ,
COULDN'T DO ANY MORE.
A father in consoling his daughter,
who had, lost her husband, said:
I don't wonder you grieve for him,
my child; you will never find his equal.
• I don't know that 3. eau, responded
the sobbbag widow, but I'll do my best-
---
History is ,hiogrephy - on a large
seale.—Lamartine,
VICTORIA'S DESCENDANTS:
A laborious genealogist eammuuses, as
the queen has had nine children, of
whom she has lost two; 41 grandobild-
ren, of whom eight have died; and 23
the restat of years of minute labor, that
greategranathildren, all of whom; are
living.
She has, therefotre, 63 descendants liv-
ing—seven children, 33 grandchildren
and 23 of the next generation.
Her next eldest great-grandobild, the
Princess Feodore, of Saxe-NCeiningen,
now neaxly 17, so that in all probability
her majesty -svill live to see her grand
children's grandchildren.
Few English sovereigns before Queen
Victoria, have seen, grandchildren grow'
out of infancy, and. none ever saw a „
greategrandelaiid. Hence, her majesty
had to determine the question of pre-
cedence in tlae case ot the duchess of
Fife's children, and she wisely decid-
ed that they should rank only as datigli-
texe of a. duke.
The decision was in accordance with a
house law decreed earlier in the reign
by which the, title of prince and. royal
laigimeas is limited. to the nhildran of
the sovereign, and, the children of the
sovereign's sons, the &Usher' of the
soveteign's daughters taking precedence
only according to the rank of their
fathers.
Thus the Prinee.ss Helena's children
rank as children or Prince Christiap
only with the Duke of Conna.ught'sare
royal highnesses, and Prime Arthur ot
Connaeght's eon and. successor, if he has
one will be Duke of Connaught as the
ordinary duke, taking precedence merely
by date. of the creation of his dukedom.
This is now the ease of the Duke of e
Cumberland on th'a roll of the house
of lords, though he is styled royal high-
ness as son of a king of Ila,novea.
STAG HTJNTING IN SCOTLAND.
More stags were killed during the
past season in the Scottish Highlands
thaneever before, and there were more
hunters. It is estimated that between
6,500 and 7,000 of the animals were kill-
ed. Fewer royal stags were kilted and.
the weight averaged much smaller—
about 12 stone, or, say, about 168 pounds
each. ' A few were reoorted to have
weighed clean 19 or 20 stone, but near-
ly all the animals had less than nine
prongs. Malformed heads were seami-
er, too, than in former years. Two
very beautiful pairs of switch horns are
reported to have been secured. Seven
hundred and fifty stags were kiliedin
the various Ross -shire forests, mostly
those of less than .nine tines each. The
average weight was about thirteen
stone. In Caithness and Sutherland; In-
verness, Argyle, and Aberdeen shires
1,176 were. killed, mostly under eight
'tines each, the average weight being
twelve seine clean. Like, all game re-
gions Scotland is more and more crowd-
ed each. season. More game is killed.,
and the laws have Name to be made
more stringent to save the game even
Lon a, year.
WHAT HE WANTED.
In the midst of a stormy discussion
a gentleman rose to settle the matter
in dispute. Waving his hand triajOS-
tiOnliY, he began: Gentleraeia., ell 3.
want is oommon sense.
Eektotly, interrupted another, that is
precisely what you do want.
AT THE CROSS ROADS.
Miss Bloomer. Will you please tell me
the way to 'Wareham? •
Enamor 13rovv n. Fast I've seed, but
peers to ilea you. wear 'era about right
&tow.
THE Ela-,MNSIVE MOOD.
Smith—Yon are in rather a pen rs
mood to -night, 'Jones.
• Jones-eYes, I just got e bill, for the
diamond pin my wife preseeted mS fot
mny birtbday, and I am wondering
-Where the pences are 10egla3e; trOM to
sett,le it. • • • ;