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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1895-9-5, Page 2KY, OR. TALMAGE TO THE BEREAVED MID FAINT HEAPiTEO, Owisalla rieterefe the Attractiens or We Woad Boyond-The lIealth, the Reunion* sod the Song of itlaeverte Thew Twit, Aug, M. -For the bereavt eel and faint-hearted there could. be Ito worde of stronger consolation or enoouragement than those ot the Ser- mon prepared by Rev. Dr. Talmage for ta-d. His subject was "Surpass- ing SPlerielors," With inimiteble touele he Mk pictured the glories and. attrae- tions oe the world beyond the skies in a. way to bring joy to believin.g. souls *mi. to :oscillate even the thoughtlese and indifferent. Tete text chosen was, lye hath not seen nor ear heard," I. Corinthians ii, 0. "I am goinn to heaven! I am going to heaven! elea'venl Heaven: Heaven!" These were the last words uttered a f ew days ago by my precious wife as she ascended to be with. God forever, and is it not natural as well as Chris- tianly appropriate that our thoughts be mueli directed toward the glorious residence of which St. Paul speaks ni the text I have chosen? The city of Corinthlasbeen called the Park of antiquity, Indeed to epleridor the world bolds no such won- der to-d.sy. rt stood on an isthmus weehed by two seas, the one sea. bring - bag the commerce of Europe, tae other the commerce of Asia. From her w-harves, in the construction of which whole kingdoms had been absorbed, w,ar galleys with three banks of oars pushed out and confounded the navy yards of all the world. 'Huge handed machinery, such as modern invention tannot equal, lifted ships from the tea on one side and transported them on. trucks aceoss the isthmus and set them down in the sea on the other side. The revenueofficers of the city went down through the olive groves that Nned the beach to collect a tariff from all nations. The mirth of all people sported in her Isthmus games, and the beauty of all lands sat in her theaters, walked her porticoes and threw itself on the altar of her stu- pendous dissipations. . Column and • statue and temple bewildered the be- holder. There were white marble fountains into which, from apertures at the side, there rushed waters every - Where known for health giving quanti- ties. Around these basins, twisted in- to wreaths of stone, tbere were all the beauties of sculpture and architect - are, while standing, as if to guard the costly display, was a statue of Her- cules of burnished Corinthian brass. hrasee or terra cottta adorned thee eme- Varies of the dead -vases so costly that Julius Caesar was not satisfied until tie had captured them for Rome. Arm- ed officials, the "Corinthlaril," paced up and down to see that no statue Was defaced, no pedestal overthrown, no bas-relief touched. From the edge of the city a hill arose, with its mag- nificent burden of columns and towers and temples -1,000 slaves awaiting at one ehrine-and a citadel so thoroughly Impregnable that Gibraltar is a heap • of sand compared with it. Amid all that strength and magnificence Corinth stood and defied the world. Oh, it was not to rustics who hag Stever seen anything grand that St. Paul uttered this text. They had beard the best music that had come from the best instruments in all the world, they had heard songs floating from morn- ing porticoes and melting in evening g„roves, they had passed their whole lives away among pictures and sculp- ture and architecture and Corinthian brass, which had been molded and shaped, until there was a chariot wheel • en which it had not sped, and no tower en which it had not glittered, and no gateway that it had not adorned. Ah, it was a bold thing for Paul tt: stand there amid ail that and say "All this is nothing. These sounds that aortae from the temple of Neptune are not music compared with the harmony of whieh 1 speak. These waters rush- ing in the basin of Pyrene are not pure. These statues of Bacchus and Mercury are not exquisite. Ton cita- del of Anecorinthus is not strong com- pared with that which I offer to the poorest slave that puts dawn his bur- den at that brazen gate. You, Cor- inthians, think this is a. splendid city, you think you have heard all the sweet sounds and seen all beautiful sights; but I tell you 'eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of ' man the things which God hath prepared for them that love You see my text sets forth the idea that, however exalted our ideas may be of heaven, they come far short of the reality. Some wise men have been calculating how many furlongs long- and wide heaven is, and they have wilculated how many inhabitants there •tine on the earth, how long the earth • will probably stand, and then they tome to this estimate -that after all • the nations have been gathered to heaven, there will be a room for each Soul, a room 16 feet long and 15 feet Pride. It would not be large enough for •fete. I am glad to know that no human listimate is sufficient to take the di - •mentions. "Eye hath not seen, nor ear beard." nor arithmetic calculated. I first remark that we can in this enerld get no idea of the health of • heaven. When you were a child, and •you went out in the morning, how you .hotinded along the road or street -you had never felt sorrow or sickness! . Perhaps later -perhaps in these very • summer days -you felt a glow in your • cheek, and a, spring in your step, and • an etuberance of spirits,. and a clear- • bees of eye that made you thank God • note were permitted to live. The nerves Were liarpstrings, and the sunlight was a doxology, and the rustling leaves Were the rtietling af the rebes of a great • Owd Teeing up tO praise the Lord, Toe thenght that you knew what it Seel '0 be Well, but there is no perfect •health en eatth. The diseases Of Past • generations come down to us. The airs that float now an the earth are unlike those Which floated above paradise. • hey are charged with impurities and • dietempers. The most elastic •and ro.; buet health of earth, compared with Plat thote experience before •Whom Mt gates lia-ve been ()Petted. is nothing hut eickness and emaciation. Loolt at thet ;soul attending beton: the throne. On earth she was a lieelong ihe'elltl- See her step now and hear her yoke now, Catch if yeti eon one breeth of that oelestial air. Health in all the pulses( Health of vision; health of spirits; immortee health. No racking cough, no sharp pleurielea, no coneuralog fevees, nO exhateeting pains, no hovitels of wounded men. Health swinging In the air; health flowing in all the streeene; health blooming on the banks, No headahhes, no sideaches, no backaches. That child that died in tho agonies of croup, hear her voice now ringing in the anthem. That old men that went bowed down with the infir- mities of age, eee him walk now with • the atep of an immortal athlete -for- ever young again! That night when the needlewomen fainted away in the • garret a wave of the heavenly air ree sencitated. her forever -for •everlasting Yeare to have neither ache nor pain nor weakness nor fatigue, "Eye bate not seen it; ear hath not heard it." I remark further that we can in this world get no just ides, of the splendor of heaven. St. John tries to describe it. He says: "The twelve gates are twelve Peshis," and that "the foundations of the wall are garnished with all manner of precious stones." As we stand look- ing through the telescope of St. John we see a blaze of amethyst and pearl and emerald and sardonyx and chrysee prasus and sapphire -a mountain of light, a cataract of color, a sea of klass and a city like the sun. ' St, John bids us look again, and we see thrones -thrones of the Prophets, thrones of the patriarchs, thrones of the angels, thrones of the apostles, thrones of the martyrs, throne of Je- sus, throne of God. And we turn round to see the glory and it is -thrones! Thrones ! Thrones! St. Sohn bids us look again, and we see the great procession of the redeem- ed passing, Jesus, on a. white horse, leads the march, and all the armies of salvation following on white horses. Infinite cavalcade passing. passing ' empires pressing into line, ages fol. - lowing ages. Dispensation tramping • on after dispensation. Glory in the track of glory. Europe, Asia, Africa, and North and South America press- ing into line. Islands of the sea shoulder to shoulder. Generations be- fore the flood following generations af- ter the flood, and as Jesus rides at the head of that great host and waves • his sword in signal of victory an crowns are lifted and all ensigns flung out, and all chimes rung, and all halle- luiahs chanted, and some cry, "Glory to God most high," and some "Ho- sanna to the Son of David," and some, "Worthy is the Lamb that was slain" - till all exclamations of endearment and homage in the vocabulary of heaven are exhausted,and there come up surge after surge of "Amen! Amen! Amen; "Eye hath not seen it, ear hath not heard it." Skim from the summer wa- ters the brightest sparkles, and you will get no idea of the sheen of the everlasting sea. Pile up the splendors of earthly cities, and they would not make a stepping stone by which you might mount to the city of God. Ev- ery house in the palace. Every step a triumph. Every covering of the head a coronation. Every meal is a ban- quet. Every stroke from the tower is a wedding bell. Every day ,is a jubi- • lee, every hour a rapture, and every moment an ecstasy. "Eye hath not seen it; ear hath not heard it." I remark further we can get no idea. on earth of the reunions of heaven. If you have ever been across the sea and met a friend or even an acquaintance in some strange city, you remember how your blood thrilled, and how glad you were to see him. What, then, will be our joy, after we have passed the seas of death, to meet in the bright city of the Sun those from whom we • have ng been separated! A ter we have been away from our friends ten or fifteen years, and we come upon them, we see how different- ly they look. The hair has turned, and wrinkles have come in, their faces, and we say, "How you have changed!" But, oh, when you stand before the throne, all cares gone from the face, all marks of sorrow disappeared, and feeling the joy of that blessed land, methinks we will say to each other • with an exultation we cannot now imagine, "How you have changed!" In this world we only meet to part. It is good -by, good -by, farewells floating in the air. We hear it at the rail car window, and at the steamboat wharf - good -by. Children lisp it, and old age answers it. Sometimes we say it in a light way -"good -by" -and sometimes with anguish in which the soul breaks down. Good -by! Ali! That is the word that ends the thanksgiving ban- quet; that is the word that comes in to close the Christmas chant. Good -by, eood-by! But not so in heaven. Wel- lomes in the air, welcomes at the gates, weloomes at the house of many mansions -but no good -by. That group Is constantly being augmented. They ere going up from our circles of earth to join it -little voices to join that an- them, little hands to take hold of it In the great horne circle; little feet to lance in the eternal glee, little crowns o be cast down before the feet of Jesus. Our friends are in two groups - group this side of the river and a ;noun on the other side of the river, Nrovr there goes one from this to that, and another front this to that, and ..00n we will all be gone over. How many of your loved ones have already entered upon that blessed place? It I sbould take paper and pencil, dm you chink I could put them all down? Ah, my friends, the waves of Jordan roar so hoarsely we cannot hear the jos ou the other side where their group is J.ugmented. It is graves here and cof- • ens and hearses there. A littIe child's mother had died, and they comforted her. They said: "'roar mother has gone to heaven. Don't cry." And the next day they went to the graveyard, and they laid the body of the mother down into the ground, and the little girl came up to the verge of the grave, and looking deem at the bode' of her mother said, "Is this heieV-i en?" Oh, we have to idea what heav- en is! It is the grave here, it is the darkness here, but there is merry- making yorider. Methinks when a, soul arrives some angel takes it around to shoev it the wonders of that blessed place. The usher angel eays to the • newly arrived. "These are the mar- tyrs that perished at Piedmont. Theft were torn to pieces at the Inquisition. This is the throne of the Great Je- hovah. This is lesus!" "1 am going to eee Jesus, ea% a dying negro boy ex am going to see Jesus." And the missionary said: "You are tire YOU will see him?" "Oh, yea; that's what / want to go to heaven for," "But, e" aid the rnessionary, "suppoee that ;roses should go away trent heaven. - what then?" "I should follow him," seed the dying negro bey. "But it ensue went down to hell -what then?" The dying boy thought for a moment and theu he said., "Meeea, where Jesus is there can be no hellr Oh, to stand In his presence! That will be heaven. ! Oh! to put our hand In that hand which was mounted for us on the cross, to go around amid all the groups of the redeemed and shake bands with prophets a.ncl apostles and martyrs and with our own dear, beloved ones -that Will be the great reunion. We cannot imagine it now, our laved, ones, seem so far away. When. we are in trouble and lonesome they don't sem to eome to us. We go on the banks of the Jordan • and call across to them, but they don't seem to hear. We say, "Is it well with the child, is it well with the loved ones?" and we listen to hear if any voice comes back over the waters. None! None! Unbelief says, "They are dead and extinct forever," but, blessed be God, we have a Bible -that tells us different. We lepen it and find that they are neither dead nor extinct; that they never were so much alive as now; that they are only waiting for our coming, and that we shall join them on the other side of the river. Oh, glorious reunion! we cannot grasp it now. "Eye hath not seerenor ear heard, neither have 'entered into the heart of man the things which God leath pre- pared for them that love him." • I remark again, we can in this world get DO idea of the song of heaven. You know there is nothing more inspiriting than music. In the battle of Waterloo ..e.e nig-manners were grving away, and Wellington found out that the bands of music had ceased playing. He sent a quiok dispatch, telling them to play with utmost spirit a, battle march. The music started, the highlanders were rallied, and they dashed on till the day was won. We appreciate the power of eecular mueic, but do we ap- predate the power of sacred song? There is nothing more inspiring to me than a whple congregation lifted up on the wave of boly melody. When we sing some of those dear old psalms and tunes, they rouse all the memories of the past. Why, some of them were cradle songs in our father's house. They are all sparkling with the morn- ing dew of a thousand Christian Sab- baths. •They were sung by brothers and sisters gone now, by voices that were aged and broken in the music -- voices none the less sweet because they did tremble and break, When I hear these old songs sung, it seems as if all the old „country meeting mouses joined in the chorus, and Scotch kirk and sailors' bethel and western cabins, until the whole Oontinent lifts the doxology, and the scepters of eternity beat time to the MUSIC. Away, then, with your starveling tunes that chill the devotions of the sanctuary and make the people sit silent when Jesus is coming to hosanna. But, my friends, if music on earth is so sweet, what will it be in heaven? They all know the tune there. Me- thinks the tune of heaven. will be made up partly from the songs of earth, the best parts of all our hymns and tunes going to add to the songs of Moses and the Lamb. All the best singers of all the ages will join it -choirs of white robed children, choirs of patriarchs, choirs of apostles, morning stars clap- ping their cymbaLs, harpers with their harps. Great anthems of God roll on, roll on, other empires joining the har- mony till the thrones are full of it and the nations all saved. Anthem shall touch anthem, chorus join chorus and all the sweet sounds of earth and heaven be poured into the ear of Christ. David of the harp will be there. Gabriel of the true -met will be there. Germany, redeemed, will pour its deep bass voice into the song, sae Africa will add to the music with ner matchless voices. I wish we could anticipate that dong. I wish in the closing hymns of the churches to -day we might catch an echo that slips from the gates. Who knows but that when the heavenly door opens to -day to let some soul through there may come forth the strain of the jubilant voices until we catch it. Oh, that as the song drops down from heaven it might meet half way a song coming up from earth( — — HIS USEFULNESS MAY STILL CON- • TINUE. Some nitrations a serious merge May ne Asking Himself. When railroads were first put in opera- tion it was predicted that there would be a great fall in the value of horses, a deterior- ation of horse flesh, aid finally that the animals would soon become curiosities on the way towards extinction. Of course everybody knows that nothing of the kind happened, Horses increased in number, value, and quality. The business the rail- roads' developed all along their lines occasioned a demand for more and better horses. Just at present the popularity of the bicycle and the application of electricity to transportation are causing some people to repeat the predictions of fifty years ago concerning. the horse. It is even said that the horse in the near future will be raised simply for slaughter for food. If the horse could learn of this prediction his intelligence and his sense of his value would prevent him from taking it seriously. • Ile might ask : What good is the electric ear off the rails? How does a bicycle act on plowed ground, and what can it draw without the assistauoe of human energy'? If horses become very cheap will not more people buy them, and will not the aggregate of individual wants occasion a great demand tbat will send up prices? The intelligent horse asking these questions. could well afford to inueoh his oats calmly while the alarmists were cogitating as to what reply was possible. Revenge. Proprietor of Rose:outwit (to Waiter) - How much did that couple in the dark comer over there order Moe they've been here? Waiter -They've only had two pietas of ice cream. Proprietor-1that all? Then just light another gas jet in the corner. TER, INURAEE OINDLING OF CUNNIIiia CONSPIRATORS AND THEIR AWFUL CRIMES. Noted enses Acetified ily Lire Insurance etme-,-A Simnel or Valli), Tragic Events, Where Stoney Was Secured liy Murder, Arson and Deceit. The murderoue wake of that Arch fiend and coutipirator, Holmes, with all Ste horri- ble inhuman reveletious,lise proved beyond cloalit that in the matter of swindling life insurance companies hie efforts have been unequaled in the past. Yet the reoorde these companies show the bloody work of many another practical hand besides the one that has through its cunning atrokes kept the nerves of several nations at a high tension for some time past. The idea of taking human life in order to de- fraud life insurance aompauies is ty no manna a new ene, yet less often resorted. to than those of feigning death or of the "mysterious"and"sudden dtsappearauces." It will be found that up to the advent of Holmes one death was usually sufficient to satisfy the person manipulating these orimes,while in his case whole families had to be saorificed in order for one policy to be eashed, From reviewing the reoorde preserved by life insurance companies, it appears that THE EIRST.OASE where a company ever convicted a man or woman of swindling it by feigniug death occurred in London about the year 1730. In this case a man and woman figured. The woman was 20 yeare old and .the man middle-aged. She was insured In favor of her husband, and a short time after ap. parently took skit, and the physician got to her in time to see her die, or at least he thought she was dead, and returned his verdiet to that effect. It is not known just what means she employed to successfully deoeive the physician. It may have been OM of those East Indian tricks of tongue swallowing ; at any rate,the coffin was duly balastecl and buried, and the fake was sum oessfully carried out and the money on the policy received. Some time after the bus. band moved away and was living again with the woman who was supposed to be dead, when the fends ran low and the same scheme was again practiced. The °lever couple continued to move along in this line until the wife had been buried four times when the fraud was discovered. Tbe case of Thomas Myers at Elwood, Ind:, is one of still more recent occurrence. in which the deceased was insured for $11,- 500, and died suddenly and was buried. As certain suspicious circamsthnces eurrounded the death, the grave was opened with the intentionof bolding a .post-mortem exam- ination, but the coffin was found to be empty. It is thought that the body was re. moved by persons who feared the develop. meats of suoh a move, and four people have been arrested. Tin BALTIMORE TRAGEDY. In July, 1872, a case occurred near Bate more, which, in its main features some. what resembled the Holmea-Pietzel ease. The plan was that of plsainic a body in a building, burning the building and on the cheappearance of the person insured get theinsurance money -a matter of some $25,000. About four miles from Baltimore'on the York road, a cottage was leased by W .8. Goss, of that city, for the evident intention of making certain chemical expernitte, One afteinoon, in company with his bee:Aiken in-law, Wm. Udderzook, Goss wenneo the oottage. In the evening a neighbor dropped in and after an hour the lamp went out and refused to burr. Udderzook lef t with the neighbor to secure a lamp from his house, and there spent some time talking. Wheit the two returned they found the cottage wrapped in flames. It was Udderzook's theory that Goss had been burned, and on the following day the charred remains of a body was found. It was palmed off for that of Goss, and suit was brought for the re- covery of the $25,000 for which they found his liie had been insured. It was supposed that the chemicals had exploded, •but the insurance company was suspicious about the matter, and on investigating foundthat the man whose bodywas found- had had no teeth, while Goss, a wife testified that her husband had had a sound set of teeth, but in spite of this and other facts the Courts decided in favor of Mrs. Goss.' On June 30, 1873, Udderzook arrived in the little village of Jennersville, Penn., where he had spent his boyhood and where his parents still lived. He was accompani- ed by a stranger, to whom meals were served in the little hotel, and on that same night hired a buggy and left in company with the man. He returned alone about midnight, and the next morning blood was found on the buggy and a blanket and oil- cloth were missing. About a week later a farmer discovered the place where the stranger was buried, near the country road, and the murder came out. TRIderzook was arrested in Baltimore and removed to the Chester County Jail, Eihnea he was hanged at West Chester in 1874. It developed that Goss was a drinking man, and after his disappearance drank more than usual. Through fear that he might at some time when intoxicated teveal the whole secret, Udderzook conceived the idea of putting him out of the way, THE PALMER. MURDER. The case of William Palmer'a Liverpool surgeon, was one of unusual fiendishness,' and occurred in 1856. He murdered hie fa.thenin-law, mother-in.law, his wife and four children,all of whose lives were insured in hie favor. In 1856 the Travelers' Insurance Com- pany fought e. case whose execution was fraught with unusual ingeniousness. A man of the name of John H. Sargent scour- ed a $2,000 accident policy at Beloit, Wis. He came from Rookford, Ill., with a woman of the name of Follett, and two days before the two were married both were insured ha favor el each other. In about a month after the company was informed that Sargent Was dead. Pay- ment was refused by theinsurance com- pany. A suit followed, la which a photograph of the Man Sargent, who was supposed to be drowned, was introduced and identified by Mrs. Sargent as, being thet of her husband, An expert made out the name of the photographer, and the original of the picture was found to be a man living in a smell town inIlUnoie and the conepirators abandoned the Snit and. fled the country. •' Another case of praatically the tern° aharaoter was that of Mre, Mary D. Devis, of rtiohniond, Ind., who carried a $25,000 policy, She mysteriously disappeared for severed weeks. Sometime After it deoolle ported body WO found in a aeighboriug foot that Was identified as that of Mary Davis. The Cowman • verdict sustained this theory. Several years later ehe Was diecovered living at Greeusburg, Penn, SOTO= Tama. Suicide as a means o defrauding yam. paniee has often beea tried. William Callender, of York, Penne, in 181, rode on horsebaok to Harrisburg and insured his life for $9,000, and on hie way back bought arsenic and died of self-poisoning. No na. nuance Was recovered on the polioy, Captain Oalvaeoreasea, a United States navy officer was found dead. in Bridgeport, Oonne June 3, 1872, He had insured his life for $195,000 and then deliberately shot himself, Dr. Myer e was reeently convioted of murder in Now York, and was foxed from death byGoveruor Morton, who commuted it to life imprisonment. Myers killed his man by poisoning him, after insuring his life for a large amount-. ITXRED A THUG. The celebrated ehrmeteong.Huneer case in Camden, N. j., whioh took pleoe about 20 years ago, was one of the first of these modern attempts to defraud insurance cornpanien Dr. Hunter, a well-known and reputable physician, hired a thug named Graham to kill Armstrong. Armstrong owed Hunter money, and Hunter had • Armstronghi life insured to aecure the debt. The hired assassin struck ouly one blow with a hammer, which he dropped, and then fled, By a strange oversight, one of those utterly unexplainable oversights, the hammer that struok the blow was marked with Hunter's name, he having furnished it to the thug. Minter's repu., tation was, however, so well established that he almost succeeded in escaping detection by claiming that Graham stole the hammer from him. Graham did nott finish his work, and Armstrong was carried home with a fractured skull, and was in a fair way to recover, when Hunter, under the guise of friendship, obtained access to his room, and deliberately removed the bandages and stuck a probe into the brain of his victim. Then he replaced the bandages, but he was unskillful, and the dead man's oondition attracted attention. An examination of the wound disclosed • what had, taken place., and Hunter was arrested. He had plenty of money, and a battle royal followed in the Courts. The accused was convicted and hanged. Can Solder glass. M. Margot has taken advantage of the singular faot that aluminum, zinc and mag- nesium, when fused, will adhere to glass, n order to introduoe a new style of decora- ion, namely, glass coated with these metals. The pure metals require a very high temperature to melt them ; for in- stance, 1,112 degrees Fahrenheit in the case et aluminum, but M. Margot has found that alloys of the metals possess the same property. An alloy of 90 parts tin and 10 parts aluminum melte at 662 degrees Fahrenheit, while an alloy of 95 parts tin and 5 poets of zinc melts at 302 degrees Fahrenheit. Both of these alloys have a fine, untarnishable luster. Moreover, one can actually solder glass with them as easily as one solders two metals, either by warming in an oven the two surfaces of glass to be united and applying the solder as.,. one does sealing wax, or with the ordinary soldering iron. War Trains. The Canadian Pacific Railway Company has juet had completed at Montreal after many months of ,labour, two special military or war trains, which comprise fourteen cars for the men, two cooking oars, two Pullmag oars for the officers, two care for wines and stores, and two dining oars. The officer's cars are fitted up in luxurious style, and contain etatterooms, lave,tor, amoking.roome, etc. Each train consists of eleven cars and engine, and has ample accommodation for nearly four hundred. With these fast war trains, the C.P.R. expects to be able to cover the distance from the Atlantic to the Panne in five and a half days. ' Athletics and Success. Some new facts have been brought: oub in regard to the much-discussed qUestion as to whether athletic prowess when at college is of any benefit to a man in his future oareer. The various university boat crews of Oxford and Cambridge have been followed up and the achievements of their members in afterlifenoted, It has been discovered that the Oxford 'Varsity (news have contributed to the country 31 magie • trates, 4 doctors, 8 commanding officers in the army and a large number of eminent divines. To the credit of Cambridge are 80 leaders of the church niilitant in high standing, 50 magistrates, 2 doctors, 2 gen- erale and 1 colonel. Settle or Leave. a eellete4110 Mrs. Rushmore- You'll have to settle up or leave. Summer Boarder-Thanks,awfally 1 The last place 1 was at they made me do both. Convincing Proof. Stranger, is this a healthy 'neighbor hood? ' Hodge Agent--Realthy 1 See that man over there? • Yes. Well, he's got rich in two pare ago. Who is he ? He sells boys' clothes. Both Might Improve. •• Workingman -If you fellers wet work wid your heeds would do a little hand- work once in a w'ile, you'd walls straight* Scientist -True, And if you men who work With your hands would do a little head -week OD00 in a while, youhl think (straighter. • HE IS A GREAT SOIENTIST LORD KELVIN AND HIS WORK IN THE WORLD OF SCIENCE. - e vt1114e:eelel arrtio:rsetaNaAnityllieftli-tit etTtliceasybaitleel a:Ttehle/roon 55 tool: Was. faingerons--llis Connection With Anion the scientific ince of the present day few, if any, occapy so distinguiehed potation se Lord Kelvin, the famous profee- eor of natural philosophy in Glasgow uni- versity, We certainly can recall none who has contributed more to the progress of civilization. To find his compeers it is necessary to go baok to earlier ages, and mention the names of Binh men as Watt and Stevenson and Luisa Newton. What they did ie regard, to steam Lord Kelvin has been one of the principal faotors itt doing in regard bo electricity -making it a bond that connecte the nations of the world. Telegraphy on land had, of course, been in general use before his time, and a successful experiment had even been made in sub -- marine telegraghy-a line being laid so early as 1850 across the channel from Dover to Calais, but when nee proposal was Bret made to lay a cable across the bed, of the Atlantic ooean the scheme was general- ly looked upon as chimerioul in the extreme. The difficultiea in the way of carrying it out were certainly enormous, but aoting ifl conjunotion with Cyrus Field, who was facile princeps in supplying ehe enthusiaem and. the sinews of war, Professor William Thomsen, as he was than called, worked perseveringly ab the solution of the per- plexing problem, and in the face of numete owedisappointments vvhich for yam beffied all other attempts, at last found his efforts crowned with suooess, and on August 17 th, 1858, this message was fleshed from shore to shore :-" Europe and America united by telegraph. Glory to God in the highest; on earth peace and good will toward men." A fortnight later the caLle broke, to •the ill -concealed delight of the croakers, and eight years more of toil and ingenuity and enterprise were required to bring THE ST‘TPEM)OUS TASK to a successful completion. Then there was no longer any doubt that the great modern miracle, as a cor temporary maga. eine writer calls it, had, at ket been wrought, and honors without number were showered on the Glasgow inventor, as well se on all others who had been iientified with the enterprise. Though, however, Lb is prinoipally as an eleotrioian that the world knows Lord Kelvin, that is far from being the only oapacity in which he has made invaluable additions to scientific knowledge. His sounding -machine and compass are admit- ted to have done more for the safety of navigation than any invention since the first compass and sextant, and his patents are so numerous that the magazine writer, Mr. Arthur Warren, excuses himself on She ground of want of space from catalogu- ing them, and remarks that they have all contributed to progress andto the ease of oivilization. His device for taking deep- sea soundings obviated the labor and un- certainty of the old modes. It is done by mean neted of a wire, accurately atus which, when thrown over t „.0 ,e rec de ptoeasteat,er at the very spot wthenet was moving ip was when the inh he old style was euo tded-oertainly to k the place of g work. -By substituting piano wire ne old fashioned rope, the trouble of anon was so nearly overcome that the wire, offering ve-41 little teesistance when going through the water, cestaid be easily cast with the ship going at feel epead, and could be hauled aboard, by two men instead of by half the crew. In the old days it was hardly possible to make sounding casts -more than once an hour. Lord Kelvin made it possible to thtow a cast once every ten minutes. All waters that are frequent. ly navigated now have their soundings so completely marked 'upon the charts that with Lord Kelvin's apparatus the position of a vessel can be determined in a fog as easily as in clear weather. LORD KELVIN'S COMPASS, like many other inventions of great utility; • was scoffed at by official wisdom when its adoption was first proposed. The Admir- alty would not take it as a gift ; they rejected it as an impracticable toy. That was twenty years ager Nobody could be found to look upon it with favour. So Professor Thomson took it to James White, the celebrated instrument maker at Ghia- , gow, and at his own cost had a uuinber of j the compasses made and put aboard sea - I going vessels -with what result all seafar- I ing men know welLenough, for there is not 1 a ship worth ite timbers and. its rivets which has not at least one of Lord Kelvin's compasses aboard of it to -day. Lord Kelvin, who was knighted on the completion of the isecond Atlantic cable in 1886, and raised to the peerage in 1892 in furthur recognition of his scion tific achieve. ments, is president of the Royal society, an office in which his prodeoessors included Sir Isaac Newton'Sir Christopher Wren, Sir Humphrey Davy and Prof, Huxley, He has been professor of natural philosophy ab Glasgow for nearly fifty yeare, having been appointed when he was 22 years of age, and.as Mr. Warren says,the university there is assuredly his home, for "he was but 8 yeare old when be went to live there with his father, Dr, James Thomson who had been appointed professor of mathemat- • ics, That elder 'Thomson was also a remarkable man. He was born on a little farm, near Ballynahinch, in county Down, Ireland, where his family had dwelt for several generations, although the line was Scotch. James Thomson had, even as a lad, a huge HUNGER FOR KNOWLEDGE. When he was between eleven and bwelVe years of age he learned, without the aid of a teacher a,nd with the assistance of a few books, the principles of the sundial, and he taught himeelf to make dials for any 'all- tude. Also, from old volumes which...he somewhat happened to unearth .in his rut. tive village, he taught himself the elements of niathematiati, passion for tins study seemed to be of suchan extraordivary nature that his father permitted nine to attend a smell clatudeal and mathematioal sohool, in which, while still quite a youth, he bettame an nedistant *cher, Teaching in this little sohOol in the summers, he studied during the winters at the -University o Glasgow, and at the end of his fifth year as a student there he received AD appointment •0 Woof), He Marrieds:um after he Went 4 to Belfast, nd itt that oity eight children were bora to iiite-five sous end three daughters. The eldest of the sopa bore Itia father's Chrietian florae. He Was VW° yeart the eenior of his brothel' William, no% Lord Kelvin. These two brothers werN as Wye and men, the Meet devoted QOM( Mani. Neither jams nor Williern went to eohool before the age of ten. Their educe.. tion up to that time was imparted to thent entirely .by their father, who lied to an amazing degree the' pit' of' inspiring enthumena,and who Was not only afamoul mathematician, but else A fine Waseca' edholar, and well equipped, in many other depertntents of learning, The attachment between the father and hie sone was of the closest nature, and it did inuoh to &asp( the OiateteelTeete OS THE Lee% William Thomsou ( Lord Kelvin) entered the University of Glasgow at the unuauslly early age of 11 years, and after taking the courses there he went to St. Peter's college* Cambridge, graduating in 1845 as second wrangler and first Smith's prizeman. Lord Kelvia as a lad was an amazing prodigy, but he differed from nearly all juvenile prodigiee that one reads 01 10 hie love of p. fun and boyish sports. He was as active physically as he was mentally, and he set himself up with a splendid stock of health. No doubt beholders thought him precool. ous, Imagine, if you can, the amazement of men grown gray in scientific work vvbeu they read in one of their favorite periodicals a aeries of learned papers white) upset many old and wellatureed theories, and substituted sonae surprising new ones. which proved to be correct, and which were propounded by a youth of eighteen Who was this William Thomson, whom contributions to the Cambridge and Dub. lin Mathematioal Journal drew the atten. tion of the soientifict world. There was something more than juvenile audacity itt. hi articles y.there was knowledge -there w • "You will see him of a morning -s white-haired, white -bearded man of seven., ty-walking aoross the University grounds towards the laboratory ; in spite of his lameness he walks so quickly that his professor's gown streams out behind him. If you address him you will be charmed by the simple, natural courtesy of response, and by the light of kindliness in his clear eyes. As he Mk his mortar- board oap you will note the height and fulness of his fine dome-shaped head, and you will feel instinctively, even if you are not aware of hie identify, that you are standing in the presence of a great man, and a greanhearted oue." GOING TO EUROPE BY LAND THE BIGGEST JOURNEY AN EX- PLORER EVER CONTEMPLATED. flurry de Windt Proposes a Tien* 01'4000 illiles-Starts Next Nevelt 'With the Fxpectation or Beaching Louden About m/aAhh, ohntes Nee -Levees Behring Strait onIce. * A London reporter had an interview- Ilk recently with Harry do Windt, whose ex- plorations and, ipvestigations of prison life in Siberia and walk from Peking to Calais have made him famous, Although he has been back from his Siberian wanderings only a few months, during which time he has twice crossed the Atlantic, Mn le Windt will soon be off on another journey. "I am getting through with my book on Siberia," he said, "mad in the middle of September I leave Europe by La Gasoogne for New York. My contemplated journey will be th e biggest I have ever attempted. In point of distance, it is exactly three times as long as any of my former journeys. I have not had much evperience of sea travel- ling, my metier being iand work. On this journey, however, I have a NASTY BIT OF SEA to encounter. Hut, as it will be ice when I cross it, I shall assume it to be land. "I am going from America to Europe overland. Me objects are to explore Alaska and the northeastern parts of Siberla-a task which has never been accomplished - and to study the condition of politioal exiles in l'hkonesk. After the conclusion of a lecturing tour next March, I shall leave Vancouver and proceed to Sitka, on the Alaska -Canadian frontier. Thence an eight days' journey will take me to Mount Sc. Elias. There I hope to form my expedi- tion and to pick up my dogs, fifty sledges, iustruments and natives. Starting in a northwesterly direction, I intend to cross that absolutely unknown part of Alaska lying between Mount St. Elias and Prince of Wales Cape, the extreme northwestern point at Alaska on the American Continent. This part of the journey will take at least four months. I can only proceed further in midwinter because the ioe on Behring Straits will then be formed. "I expect to leave Prince of Wales Cape about January, 1897. In crossing Alaska there is no danger front natives but the extremes of temperature are grealt and THE GOLD IS FRIGIITEUL. I shall sleep in the open. 1 know I shall also have to arose two chains of mountains, each of which is as high as Mount Blanc: Beyond this, Alaska ie a terra incognita, and I only imagine what I shall have to encounter. • "One of the chief difficulties will be the crossing of Behring Straits, From Prince of Wales Cape, on the American Continenb to East Cape in Asia on the opposite shore of the S traits (a distance of thirty-two miles) will take me about eight days. I have made special arraegementa, besides the dogs and sledges for India rubber boats, which, while light for transport, will not be easily injured by ice floes or crushed by th e pack. "On Teaching East Cape, the most east- erly poiht of Asia, I shall. proceed to Ghigilja'distance of 1,000 miles ; thence to Okhotsk, a farther stage of 800 miles ; and from there to Yakutsk. This part Of my journey will be performed first by rein. deer, then by dogs, and finally by horses. From 'Y akutsk I shall proceed by river steamer to Irkutsk, thence by post road to Yomsk, and by my old route home through Russia. I hope to reach England at the end of 1897, after travelling over 22,000 Sufficient Cause. I hear tars. Young.Wife hag doebta her husband's sanity. • For What reason? Ho told her she Was a better cook thae his mother. elmorial,* A New Malady. How did all the peopla In this town appen to be afflicted with St, Vitus' donde They're net. That's the Way ele decline