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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1894-12-20, Page 3•4 f Lauri on Yoltr Feet, hairs oat up by the tail And whirl him round and roue lttirl, him out into the air, Out into space profound ;. tkurough she yielding atmosphere ill many a whirl complete, wheelie strikes encu the He'll land upon hie feet. Fate takes man, just like a oa with more force than gr whirls him wip;phiuic round And hurls him into space, And .,hosewho fall upon the Or land upon the head, Fate lots them leo there where t They'rojust as good as dead. But some there be, that, like the oat, - Whirl round and round and round, Ana go gyrating off through space,. 'Until they strike the ground ; But when at last the ground and they Do really come to moot, You'll always find them right side up— They land upon their feet. And such a man walks off erect, Triumphant and Fate, And with a courage in his heart He shakes his fist at fate, Then Fate, with. a 1 enignant stews Upon its face ouiapread, Puts forth its eoft, caressing hand And pats him on the nead. Fate's darling from that day is complete; the man who whirls upon his feet. what'er his ups and .loans wholly spurned, perpendicularity r overturned. You d And He here Bet ground kI Fat t, And,ace, Itand round Au back Fat they fall -- M e. J',. H, IloTtsilvDEn,152 Pk 3ific Ave., Santa Cruz, Cal., writes: " When a girl at school, in Reading, Ohio, I had a severe attack of brain fever. On my recovery, I fouled myself perfectly bird, and,. for a long time, I feared I should be permanently so. Friends urged me to use Ayer's Hair, Vigor, and, on doing so, my hair Began. to Grow, and 1 now have as fine a head of hair as one could with for, being changed, how- ever, froze blonde to dark brown." "After a fit of sickness, my hair name out in combfulls. I used two bottles of Ayers Hair Vigor and now my hair is over a yard long and very full and heavy. I have recom- mended this preparation to others, with like good effect."—Mrs. Sidney Carr, 1460 Regina st., Harrisburg, Pa. "I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor for several years and, always obtainedsatis- factory results. I know it is the best preparation for the hair that is made." —0. T. Arnett, Mammoth Spring, Ark."' rairVIgr Prepared by Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co.,Lowell, Maas. THE ® ,' ''EXETI+R TIMES OEN TRAT, rug John Goedpastsr had come driy'fng along into town just as Miss Keziah crossed the street and. the chignon went down. ie did not era) the downfall of the waterfall, but the little coir that always 'trotted by his nag's side dud, and mistaking it for something alive or something to eat,dashed away from the mare, seized the chignon in bis mouth and hurried after' the buggy,. John Goodpaater recognized the dog's find. He had sat behind it at church and count.' ed the betide on it too many times not to know where it belonged. lie sprung out, snatched it from the dog's mouth: took out his red silk handkerchief, wrapped ie up carefully, and shoved it inte his. overoo' t pooket,wondering what he meet do with it. The fine sermon that converted ten sinners that ,morning was loat on John, he was iu such a queudary. He hated to see Sister Keziah lose such an indispensable treasure, and he hated to tell her he had found (or his dog had) the disgusting old sham. Bub John Goodpester was honest- as the day is long and when anything looked to. him like duty be did not shirk from ib. So, after sitting hohind the old maid with pity, then praying to be directed to do the right thing, he found himself at Miss Keziah's door with the chignon. And he's , His triumph Fate lovesand whirls But lands That man Is never 'Those p Is neve MISS KELIAH'S CHIGNON Chignon, the. French call it, but Cana- dians say waterfall. 'Tway a glorious creation, this imitation, of hair, which Miss Keziah wore, covered with a Bilk net and dotted with glass beads, this rococo style. being much in vogue those days, The wonder about this remarkable piece of FANSON'S BLOCK. A full stock of all kinds of Dye -stuffs and package Dyes, constantly on hand. Winan's Condition Powd- eri>, the best in the mark= et and always resh. Family reoip ees carefully prepared. at Cenral Drug Store Exete Co LUTZ. POWDERS Cure SICK HEADACHE and Neuralgia in 20 MINUT2S, also Coated Tongue, Dizzi- ness,Biliousness, Pain in the Side, Constipation, Torpid Liver, Bad Breath. to stay cured,also regulate the Liver, VERY NICE TO,TAKE. PRICE 25 GENTS AT DRUG STORES. HAVE YOU 1, head -gear was as to how, it maintained its hold when the locks it was intended to simulate were so thin and short. But Miss Keziah had a knack of hitching it en, and was never seen without it. While doing up the morning work she wore a sunbon- net—Winter and Summer. After that she dressed herself for the day, then the chig- non loomed up like " the tower of Leban- on that looketh toward Damascus." Why she clung with such continued ten- acity to this particular. form of fashion puzzled everybody, seeing that in all other things she was a strict conservator of the antique and mediaeval. Really, to see her on the way to church wearing a bonnet with a front as all -embracing as a hoop, a mantilla trimmed with lusty lace, a pair of lace mitts whose original pattern had long been obliterated by neat darning, a green silk flounced to the waist, which had Well,uow,it is simply impossible to des- cribe how John hemmed and ' hawed when he met her; how he said bashfully and, stammering by that hehad just called on a little business, and how he saw her crim- son faoe and her terrible embarrassment, e "Backache the scavengers means the kid ofitthe system. neyn are in Delay l8 'trouble, Dodd -s dangerous. 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But jeep 'fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin' bel Got a yeller dog named Sport -sick 'im on, the oat ; Fust thing she knows she doesn't know where she is at 1 Got a clipper -sled, an' when us boys goes out to•slido Then ole Sport he hangs around, so sonnet like and still— His eyes they seem a-sayin: " What's er matter, little Bill?" The cat she sneaks down off her perch, a. wonderin' what's become Uv them two enemies u v kern that use ter make things hum! But I am so perlfte and stick so earnest - like to biz, That mother sez to father: " How improved our `Willie is1" But father, havin' been a boy hisself, su- ,spicions me, When jes! ' fore Christmas, I'm as good as I kin be l Qo et �t'�rHour l�sin►a OU will find that it will dQ what.ua other soap can do, and will please you every way. It is Easy,. Clean, and " Economical to wash wftb, this soap. and wished he hadn't come, but that he. Nero to chew the how he shambled past the little parlor before rrand;which he did as aisle. Keziah saw him draw of from his pocket `an ,her eyes expanded,her went and o e tremble d, and then she went in a faint." like, she saw an opportunity. faints, it's gene. masculine arms are at Well, now, the farmer got into a pretty the plagued thing He lent himself to the for help,but the faint he called in vain. too faroff to hear; wouldn't leave that poor, him run, so be just until she ,revived, rubbing ands the best he could The moment she same to to cry John Good paster and said in what a sensitive, thing that happened,m r carried on this shallI do? What e Keziah continued to cry eyes brimming with hands, chafed these distress herself over dear!" said Mise Keziah uncontrollably John's breast. ' are the kindest m 'm glad you are the and I'll try not to feel there was a hadn't felt the on his bosom for ten experience strange the heart. He looking with compass • "I'd like to see you I go. These things anybody in this towns this matter, all better say it to goodness ! how 1 The play was vice versa. She and said. softly c not to dare. Cryin' no good, and now t yourself such a friend, eat a bite with is delle(". Mise Keziah dinner, for her fee and the place. ler food her beady old week—provided his didn't hurry through parted mighty good home with blies next night and sat i her till nearly er. What passed ss, And who sits at blenow and makes for him as Melissy lmiest days 2 Keziah, of acerae, and philosophy willingly of her chignon was when trials come to :—`'Be brave,If eziah ou learn the morning Ghat tribulation p Aluminum corrodes' in eat. Water and barnaolos attach to eta titMking ft unfit for naval aBea, been showing itself at church for fifteen years. Why 1 one would have taken her to be the resurrected spouse of Methuselah himself. An old-fashioned spirited " revival" was in progress in Miss Keziah's town. ,To such pitch had the religious enthusiasm of the community been excited the church would not hold the people who crowded to the services ; and to get a seat at all 'twee necessary to be on hand long before the ringing of the bell. Now of all the entertainments in the world, revivals were the most dear to Mies Kezish's pious heart, and she was nothing if not prompt and punctual. But revivals affected her strangely,and paused her,while attending them, to lose her calm and plac- id way of doing things. One morning, on the occasion in question, a very celebrated preacher wase to lend his'eloquence and noise to the revival. Miss Keziah could not sleep for thinking of it, and was up and at work early so as to be at church in good. time ; but,' laboring under the disadvant- age of great nervous excztement,she found, after all her energy, that she would be late to church unless she dressed in the greatest hurry. This accounted for her chignon not be- ing pinned on with accustomed security, and for the fact that she had gone but a abort distance from her own gate when she lost it, and that, too, without dis- covering thab it was gone. She noticed people who passed looking back atherand laughing, and in her face, she was conscious that some unusual attention was being be- stowed on her; but she little dreamed the picture she -was presenting. Yet not one at her amazed and sympathizing acquaint- ances dared to ,tell her that she had trgotten or had lost her headpiece. Not was removing her and. r i bill. she got home bonnet did she discover her disaster, and disgrace. Then it was pathetic to see her wild, frantic gyrations as she cheeped her hands to the back of her head, looking on the floor, then into the drawers, and out to, the hall. Exclaiming, "Heavens and. earth and 13eelzebub! Saints and sinners! Where'i my chignon? where, where, where" Her face grew soarlet, her bosom heaved, her heart jumped, her tears welled up and—jest at this point the front door bell rang and the' poor thing ruehed to answer it, too excited to think who .night be there or to foresee that'she might add to her already intense humiliation. had allowed thing up, and then her and got, seated in he made known his o consider- ately as possible. K the red handkerchief d expose the chignon r nostrils dilated, her time, her whole frame —over to- ward John Scott's Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil, with Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda, is a constructive rood that nourishes, enriches the blood., creates solid flesh, stops wasting and gives strength. It is for all avail asea,ses like Consumption, Scrofula,Antemia, Marasmus; or for Coughs and Colds, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Weak Lungs, Loss of Flesh and. General Debility. Scott's Emulsion has no equal as Notirishrent for Babies and Growing Children. Buy only the genuine put up in Ad/non-colored wraiyee Seed farhamptet on Scott's Emulsion. FREE. Scott Bc Boyne, Belleville. All Druggists. 50o. and 51. ::e ea -el` • AN EMINENT IN T Woman When a womanally when e pair of m hand for service. W thought he had indeed pickle, and wishedback in the big road. task,-oall- ing lustily er kept no soservants,The neigh- bors livedhe couldn't and would' p, lifeless creature andsupported her head her face and hwith one. hand. she began to wail, thenpiteously, then to scream hysterically.paster was deeply touched,his heart, "Why, modest creature! he w orst way!" y Melissy Jane neve " Whathall I do?' Mies aloud. John felt his owntears, and seizing herand begged her not to such a small matter. "Oh, d uninten- tionally anddropping her head against' Oh, dear! You certainlyen in this world ! Ione that found it so bad." And then silence, and old John, whoweight of a wo- man's headyears, be- gan to ex tremors in the region of liked Keziah's face, and ion into her eyes, said cheerup a bit beforewill happen, and if an got anything to say aboutI've got to say is theydJohn Good - paster 1" Graciouscomforted Keziah feltworth the can dle, orsmiled, wiped her eyes Who do you suppose was at the door t Parinot Goodpaeter, a rural pillar of Miss I tziab's church, and a wifeless one at, that.. -4 widower. 'Long comes the grocery cart an' we all hook a ride! But, sometimes, when the grocery man is worrited and cross, He reaches at me with his whip and larrupa up his hoes; An' then' 1 gaff and holler : " Oh, you never teched me !" But jes' 'fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin bel Gran'ma says she hopes that when I get to be a man pH be a missioner like her oldes' brother Dan, ' As wuz et up by the cannibls that lives in Ceylon's isle, Where every prospeck pleases and only man is vile! But gran'ma she shad never been to see a Willi West show, Or read the life uv Daniel Boone, or else I guess she'd know That Buffalo Bill an' cowboys is good enough f'r me— Excep' jes' fore Christmas, when I'm good as I kin be l "I'll tryover spilt milk does that you've proved y 1 want you to stay andme." Barkin ah was not long gettingt flew under such an inspiration,chignon was again inmade John wish she'd lose chignon every day in thedog could find it. They d that dinner and they friends. Who wentKeziah from church then the little parlor withmidnight ? John, Goodpast between them ? Just gee the heed of John's to life just as pleasantJane ever did in her pa Why, her retro- spective concedes that the loss the cloud with a silver lining. Now,her, she says to herselfGoodpasterl Didn't y of the great revival always brings blessings She'd Have a Flt S. BA OF PET RBORO. 1 For Christmas, with, its lots an' lots uv candies, cakes and toys, Wuz made, they say, f'"f proper kids, and not Pr naughty boysd So wash yer face, and breeh - yer hair, an' min' yer p's and q's, An' don't bust out yer pantaloons, an' don't wear out yer shoes : Say yessum to the ladies, an' yeesir to the men, An' when they's • company don't pass yer plate f'r pie again;. But, thinkin' uv the things you'd like to see upon that tree, Jes"fore Christmas be as good as you kin bel CHRISTMAS COOKING. Christmas Cracker Pudding.—Split and butter seven common . crackers, then soak them over night in one quart of milk. In the morning beat four eggs and add the milk in which the crackers have been soaked. Mix one salt spoonful of cinnamon and one half teaspoonful of salt. with one half cup of sugar and add to the custard. Add also one half cup of stoned raisins. Put a layer of crackers in e.pud- ding dish then pour in a part of the custard and repeat until all is used ; in this way the seasoning is evenly distributed through the pudding. Bake this pudding one and one half hours and another half hour *ill not hurt it ; cover it at first if the oven is hot. Serve with silver settee :—Cream one half cup of butter, add gradually one cup of powered sugar and two tablespoonfuls of brandy. Just before serving beat the whites of two eggs to a stiff froth and stir into the sauce. Heap lightly on a glass dish and grate nutmeg oyer the top. Meas- ure the powered sugar after it, is sifted. If, as many people prefer, a substitute is used for the wine use a teaspoonful of vanilla extract and sufficient water to make up the amount of liquid. French Fruit Pudding.—Chop one pint of suet finely after having dredged it with flour. Add one and three quarters cups of molasses, one half teaspoonful of salt, two teaspoonfuls of cinnamon, one teaspoonful of cloves, one pint of sour milk, two tea- spoonfuls of soda, four cups of flour and one half pint each of raisins and currants which have been floured. Pour the batter into a buttered mould and steam for four hours. Use pastry flour as bread flour would make it tough. But if bread flour must be used for lack of any other, use lees as it swells more than pastry flour. Serve this plum pudding with stifling sauce:— Cream one half cup of butter, add grad- ually one cup of brown sugar freed from lumps • then add four tablespoonfuls of "Hey, "He Nellie, how big is :de bird?" C ti, ub ere l` its neck an' le s, an' `fellow for � wot it'd lose in do cookie, an' it'd fit your stunimiok.like tt glove ODIOUS COMPARISONS. In Railways and in Shipping Canada 15 Ahead of the United States. A few Canadians have got into the habit of looking away from home for enterpriee and development. They belittle their own country, and point to what they consider the greater enterprise of other countries. The United States ie generally the country referred to as the embodiment of advance- ment. If these people were acquainted with the actual facts theywouldhave little reason for such comparisons to the diead- vantage of their own country. The fact is, that inan honest comparison of the two countries, Canada is by no means ata dis- advantage, but rather the contrary is he case. The . only true comparison is one of percentage. Canada has increased in population more rapid- ly than the United States, not- withstanding that our population is small as compared with the republic. In railways and in shipping we are clean out of sight in advance of our neighbors, and in education and actual prosperity of the masses, we are certainly ahead of the United States. Fol- lowing is a comparative 'statement of the railway mileage of the countries, comp iled from recent official reports .— In the United States there were added 2,- 630 miles of railway last year, an increase less than two per cent, during the year, as'. against 1,764 miles in Canada, equal to an increase of 13 per cent. The number of miles in operation at the close of 1893 was in the United States 145,869 and 17,332 in Canada. To have a mileage in proportion to population equal to the railway mileage in Canada;'the United States should be able to show 35,0130 miles more than that country. possesses, acoording to the official returns quoted from, so that at. the present rate of progress Ca nada is,comparatively speaking 15 years ahead of her neighbor in railway development. This is only one comparison of many which can be made to the advant- age of this country. It is till verywell for our neighbors to the south to boast of their great achievements, but enterprise and advancement on this continent does not cream, one at a time and then four table-. remain entirely with -them, notwithstanding spoonfuls of wine gradually. Heat slightly i that some few Canadians seem to be willing and beat well just before serving. to admit that it does. The republic has For dreaming the butter, warm the bowl Y tertainl made great progress in some if necessary by pouring in hot water an then turning it out again at once, The bream must be added a spoonful at a time to prevent onrdling for although it would ell Dome back in heating it is better not to allow it to curdle. Milk may be used .if cream Is not at hand. Brown sugar gives a gond flavor and for this sauce is prefer• red in plate of pewterer). When potting this sauoo togel her be eurothat the mix. ture is vory creamy before another spoon- ful poonftul of cream is added. This sauce may be prepared several hours before it is used bet r do not great it until just before serving Bet the bowl over a kettle of boiling water and stir until heated through. During thegold fever in California the pride of board Was froet$5 to $15 a day in :San Francisee respeets, and we may add that this bas been largely possible through the investment of British capital in the country. Matrimony. .0 matrimonial intenders On this it's safe to bet, The ideal wife or husband Is the one you never got. ---4- f Rev. Dr, W.J. Hall, a Canadian mission- ary,has died from typhoid fever a t Seoul,Coa. Ho was born at Glen Bue 11, .five miles from Brockville. The female frog its voiceless. It is only the male frog that sings. What to -Morrow is to be humsti w lidera never learns.-Wls'uripidee, 111'1ra-•en Cry for Pitcher's Castorla gr. W. S.. Barker is a young minister of Peterboro who has by his great earnestness and able exposition of the doctrines of the Bible earned for himself a place amongst the foremost ministers of Canada.. He, with his most estimable wife, believe in looking after the temporal as well as the spiritual welfare of mankind, hence the following statement for publication : " I have much pleasure in re- commending the Great South Ameri- can Nervine Tonic to all who are afflicted as I have been with nervous prostration and indigestion. I found very great relief from the very first bottle, which was etrongly recom- mended to me by my druggist. I - also induced my wife to use it, who, I must say, was completelyrun down and was suffering very much from general debility. She found great relief from South American Nervine. and also cheerfully recommends it to her fellow -sufferers. " BET. W. S. Bea szn.." force is diminished, and as a reset the stomach will not digest the food, the liver becomes torpid, the kidneys' will not act properly, the, heart and lungs suffer, and in fact the whole system becomes weakenedand sinks on account of the lack of nerve force. South American Nervine is based on the foregoing scientific discovery and is so prepared that it act direotly on the nerve centres. It immediately increases the nervous. energy of the whole system, thereby enabling the different organs of the body to perform their work perfeotly, " when disease at once disappears. It greatly benefits in one day. Mr. Solomon Bond, a member of the Society of Friends, of Darlington, Ind., writes: "I have used sig bottles of South American Nervine and I consider that every bottle did for me one hundred dollars worth of good, because I have not had a good night's sleep for twenty years on account of inOtation, pain, horrible droaiils, and general nervous pros- tration, which. has been caused by. chronic indigestion and dyspepsia of the stomach, and by 'a broken down condition of nay nervous system. But now 1 can lie down and sleep all night as sweetly as a baby, aild 1 feel litre a sound man. 1 do not think there has ever been a nioaioine introduced into this country, which will at all compare with this as la cure for the titan:10,3h and nervsa " It is now a scientific fact that cer- tain nerve centres located near the base of the brain have entire control over the stomach, liver, heart, lungs and indeed all internal organs; that. they furnish these organs with the necessary nerve force to enable them to perforin their respective work. When the nerve centres are weakened or c eranged the nerve 0. LUTZ 'Sole Wholesale and Retail Agent for Exeter. Da. hlrs'DAlll;urh, Agent, Iiensalt