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Rather belatedly, I'm
reading Hugh Garner's
autobiographical ..One Damn
Thing After, Another, and
thoroughly enjoying it.
There are two types of people . •
to whom .this book would app
peal: those who are interested
in the rather mysterious worlds
of the professional writer and
the publisher, and those who
enjoy the reminiscences of a
robust and prickly personality
who has done a lot of living in
sixty -odd years. •
It is far .from Garner's best
book. It is • repetitious and
padded inexcusably with ar-
ticles he has written and a
speech he has made. There is
nothing of the grace and
strength . of his magnificent
short stories or the solid skill of
his good novels. •
But that's as it should be. He
is writing.about Hugh Garner
the " man, as well as Hugh
Garner the writer, and nobody
knows better than he that,
while the latter may be ot1i the
way to becoming a Canadian
literary giant, the for`iner has
feet of clay, if not putty..
Garner makes it quite clear
that he is far from being an
Doggedly, he fought stupid
editors, timid publishers, and
the great apathy of the
Canadian reader, sustained
only by his own sublime and
certain conviction that his stuff
was good.
It was a long, 'pitched battle,
with many a skirmish, the
occasional rout, and the just -as -
occasional victory. But he won.
At his best; Hugh Garner is
one of the best short story
writers in the English
language, with a grasp of the
feelings and motives of "or-
dinary" people that is wholly
credible.
His novels are above
average, a couple of them
excellent, , notably "Cab-
hij BILL SMILEY
bageto.wn."
Where most of us can identify
with Garner is in his scorn for
the petty, the bureaucratic, the
,timid, the phoney.
. He is somewhat like. a
"naughty" baby who pulls the
cat's tail, knocks over the
delicate tabtg, with the Spode
figurine on it, and sits up
looking around .to make stire
everybody is taking notice.
If Canada were the sort of
country which erects statues of.
its writers, heaven forbid,
Garner would- be sculpted in
solid -stone, a fiendish grin on
his face, a chip on each
shoulder, and his right arm
outflung, the middle finger of
that hand raised erectly in the'
universal gesture.
•
Geo. Under -wood
warns farmers
to get tough
admirable person, in the usual. George Underwood, a long
sense. He -gets drunk at,, or c
arrives drunk at, formidably time opponent of, Ontario,
serious events. He tells people
to do .impossible biological
things to themselves.
As' he tells it, he is the sort of
guy, you would never invite to a
second party at your place,
---becautse-he , wouldlikely --have
-insulted someone the first
party. Or, if you invited him to
a party as the guest of honor,
he'd •robably 'get into a beer
parlor and forget„ all about it,
leaving you, his host, with egg
on your face when the
`'distinguished author" 'failed
to show.
Despite the somewhat dim
'light in which Garner often
shows himself, he makes it
perfectly clear that he admires
himself very much. Out of the.
book comes a good, strong,
healthy ego, which is fine.
Every real writer must have
this belief in himself, or he
turns into a door -mat for
editors and publishers. .
And somewhere along the
ha, as ydii read this book,
begin to share Garner's opinion
of himself.
In most of us, however,
sedate our lives; there lurks a
hidden rebel, a 'wild non-
conformist, a teller -off of the
boss, a fighter for hopeless
causes
Garner has been, and is, all of
these things and we can enjoy
ourselves, vicariously, by
identifying with his colorful,
battleful,life. •
Hydro, urged • Goderich
township farmers to stand up
and be counted in their fight
against nuclear power stations
and power corridors.
The -Turnberry township -beef
and poultry farmer urged` the
fairrners~ to- organize' a strong
land' " use"—policy for 'their
protection in the future. He said
the plan must be operative .
rat -her- th an--1ogscly- , worded
guidelines and»i must lie ' sup-
ported 100 percent by the
authors. , .
"Agriculture is big business
in Huron County," he boasted.
"We shouldn't be afraid to
stand up and fight ler it."
Citing figures prepared in •
1971 Mr. Underwood told the
members of the township
federation of agriculture that
Huron produced more than $100
million worth of goods not in-
cluding beans, broilers,
potatoes and peaches. He
added that the farmers own
over . , $50 :million-- worth of •
machinery purchased in the •
county and are promoting other •
big businesses.
Mr. Underwood warned the
group of. n the , seriousness of
Ontario Hydro ' - studies on
agriculture production., He said
that 'of "the 53 ' counties in the
province only eight are affected
by the study. The eight corn -
prise two percent of.the land in
the proyince and are resp"on-
He learned ' earlier the
frustration of a proletariat
facing the establishment and
this led to a. suspicion of, arld
disillusionment with, authority,
wWch he has retainedall his
life.
He fought as a volunteer lit
the International Brigade in the
Spanish' Civil War, This was
probablythe last gallant
crusade ,in the history of war,
when thousands of young
idealists from nations left home
to battle fascism. Most of them
were "scorned and derided as
"reds" in their own countries.
Hugh Garner has been
fighting battles all his life, and
a less doughty fighter would
long since have been buried
physically, • socially, .and
• perhaps spiritually.
As a, kid, he fought the
obloquy ' and occasional
'humiliation of the very poor in
a Toronto slum, and emerged
from it tough and chip -on -
shoulder.
As a youth, he dropped out of
school and ran head-on..into the
Depression. ' . He bu.rnmed all
over North .:America, riding
freights, seeing country,
working at many things, and
storing a great fund of ex-
'perience for his future fiction.
Yet Garner was clearheaded
enough to realize that the
Communists were using the
volunteers as dupes, and- he
• was never sucked in.
Again a fight loomed, when
Canada' declared war on
. Germany. Garner joined up, in
the army, right' away. •His
n f.red" background was against
him, so he switched to the navy,
and spent a number of
dangerous, tumultuous and
hilarious • years before his
discharge as a chief petty`' of- •
ficer, (he certainly wasn't
"officer material"):
Then came the biggest battle
of ' all, trying to become a
professional writer in Canada.
At the time, he had 'about as
much chance as he would .have
had if he'd chosen to run for
king of England.
sible
for half ,of its food supply/
He added that Huron alone
produces half of Ontario's bean
supply. -
The major concern the
farmers have .:is. the improper
use of Class One and Two soils
by Hydro. Less than seven
percent of Ontario's land is
arable and only two and one
half percent is class one and
two.
"Goderich township 'consists
of 44,170 acres, 81 percent of
which is Class one or two," he
said. "It may quickly become
• part of the new family of
vultures invading Ontario if, we
are not -careful." -
The vultures, the Great Land
Gobblers, are using land up at a
rate of 26 acres pu hour ac-
cording to 'latest stattstics Mr.
Underwood said. He calculated
that at that rate the.good soil in
Goderich .t township" would
disappear in only 17 days and
the entire'county would be gone •
in three years:
"A hundred acees is gone. in
. less time than it takes to drive
to Toronto and back," he an-
nounced. "In fact some of your
farms could very well.be gone
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before you get home from this
Meeting."
Mr. Underwood suggested to
the farmers that urban
development shouili be wat-
ched closely. Figures compiled
by the government show that
100 acres of ,land is used for
every 1,000 people moving .into
an urban -area: Thiscalculation
does 'not- i•nelude- fac'tories.•-ar•.
other places of employment
necessary for their survival:
Th' Trirnherry farmer claimed
that some urban leaders and
planners, believe. that ' these
towns must grow and their
industry expand for the people
to retain healthy.
"Do we necessarily need to
think our children must work in
a local village or town in an age
when one can jet thousands of
miles in a matter of hours," he
asked.
Reeve Gerry Ginn complied
with Mr. Underwood claiming
that to protect future
generations „ farmers would
have to keep'Hydro plans in the
"back of their 'minds He said
that Hydro. plans 'for a nuclear
plant in Huron have been
deferred but not forgotten.
"The only way we are going
to prevent this thing is to keep -
together as a unit," tl Mr. Ginn
warned. `I personally corn -
mend farmers in the north for
their efforts together especially
,when there is no
renu me ra tion ."
Suncoast Atoms perform. well
in Brussels Optimist tourney
The Goderich Suncoast
Estates Atom All -Stars were
finalists in the "A't:, division of
the Brussels Optimist Atom
Tournamefit last weekend,
The Suns played extremely
well against top calibre op-
position in the tournament,
defeating South London, 4-2, in
the quarter -finals and beating a
strong 'Oakville team, 5-1, in the
semi-finals on Saturday.
On Sunday. the Suns returned
for the : "A" division cham-
pionship final with Merriton,
losing by a score of 4-2 in an
exciting game before a packed
house in the -Brussels Arena.
Against South London,
Darrell Graham, who was
picked as" the Suns' oustanding
player in the garhe, scored two
first period goals, ,btsth on three
way passing plays from his
linemates. Dennis Kerr and
Tim Lassaline. Jim Mathers,
assisted by Brad Armstrong,
and Joey Morrissey,
unassisted, were the other
Goderich scorers.
Robert Doherty and Robert
McCulloch scored for South
London, who later= won the
Consolation title by beating
Richmond Hill 3-2 and Garden
City, Michigan, also by a.3-2
score.
The Suns, playing probably
their best -hockey of what has
been, a very successful season
for 'them, carne on like
.gang busters against Oakville.
Their aggressive play gave the
Oakville ',,team,.....:who,. _.had.,
defeated Ryichmond Hill "8-1 in
their first game, little chance to
get organized.
The Suns scored once in the
first period and 'twice each. in
the second and third before
Police
report
.This week in Goderich, police
officers laid nine charges under
the Lj, uor Control Act; 12
under. the Highway Traffic -Act;
.and 14 under the Criminal
Code. There were five small
accidents (under $150) and
there was one claim under the
Mt/AC.
There were once two boy
silkworms who 'raced for the
love of a girl silkworm. They
:ended up in a tie.
`The greatest sin is not
murder, dope, rape, violence,
robbery, pollution or just 1 . .
is apath
y
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Andrew Vaivods. got ()akville's
lone goal, beating Jeff
Denomme who was picked LIS
the outstanding Goderich
player in the game.
Darrell Graham and Joey
Morrissey each had two goals
for Goderich, , with 'Dave
Eastwood getting the other
goal. .
Dave Callow had two assists
for Goderich, with single
assists going to Morrissey, J,im
Mathers and Denis Kerr,
Merriton, a Niagara District
team, had defeated Garden
City, Michigan, 8-3, and
Listowel, 3-1, to reach the finals
against'the Suns.
Merriton scored three goals
within a - two minute span
'midway through the first
period, but the Suns cut the
margin to two when Darrell
Graham scored before the end
of the 'period', assisted by Jinn
Mathers and David Eastwood.
Merriton scored the only goal
of the second period to lead 4-1
going into the final frame.
David Eastwood scored an
unassisted goal for the Suns to
account for the only scoring in
the third • period. Joey
Morrissey was chosen as the
Suns' outstanding player of the
game.
The teams were evenly
matched, and the Suns held
their share of the territorial
play" throughout the game,
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which was a ,citable climax, for
the find hockey produced in the
'A' series of the tournament,
In exhibition play, the Suns
defeated Blyth, the W,O.A.A.
"E" champions by a score of 6-
2 Monday night in Blyth.
Darrell Graham scored four
goals to lead the Goderich
attack. Jim Mathers and Tim
Lassaline, who played a strong
game both" ways for the Suns,
scored orae each.
Graham and Lassaline 'also
had one assist each, as (lid
Denis Keri .
The Suns are currently in-
volved in their W.O.A.A. "B"
championship final series with
Kincardine, and will play
tonight (Thursday) in Kin-
cardine at 6:30 p.m, with the,
deciding game, -if necessary, to
be played here Friday morning'
at 10:30 during'Young Canada
Weekas a special attraction.
Mernbers of the Suncoast •
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Estates team, who were
finalists in the Brussels tour-
nament are: Jim, MacDonald,,'
Jeff Denomme, Kevin Cam-
. obeli, David McDonald, Darrell
Graham,, Denis Kerr, Tim
Lassaline, David Eastwood,
Scott Ross, David Gallow,..
Robbie Kisch, Jim Mathers,
Brad Armstrong and Joey
Morrissey.
„Coach of the Suns is Richard
Madge and John 'Bakker is the
team's manager. .
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