The Goderich Signal-Star, 1973-04-12, Page 27GODEI(l('H SIGNAL -STAR, THURSDAY, APRIL. 12, 1973--PkCE .11A
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day now' it will be cheaper
to Europe and back than
to spend a couple of days
e city.down as
fares are coming
ly as city prices are taking
his was borne home to rne,
ey say, during a recent
visit to the Big Smoke.
•l don't ►ne>(nNew York.
dian city
an ordinary Canadian
far
true north, strong
free-
r relatives always kindly
us to stay with them, but
visit the bright lights so
,ni that we throw caution
e wind, let ourselves go
berately decadent, and
ge fur thr hotel room and
he extras'.
used to he grand feeling:
•ing in at the hotel just
rich people; tossing the bell
half a dollar as K
h u
it every day; wanking into
uxurious room and turning
e heat and to
hell tth the
phone
bill; pickingup the
If room service; and loftily
g the Old Lady, "Wonder
t the poor people are doing
t that serni-annual plunge
longer into_ a warm bath
pticcustomed luxury and
ice. It's more like a dive off
own clock just after the ice
gone out of the bay. Not
Shing; lust numbing.
Ing; have chan,ed. Now
•s a car _jockey to park
car. Ile can open the door
one hand and hold out the
r like a professional beggar
alcutta,
xt is the doorma.n.- If you
one small bag, he's right
, taking it from you with
hand. and holding out the
r. If.you have four heavy
, he's busy whistling up a
for a blonde.
ou totter across • the
ci0us lobby, and the
op relieves you of your
just before you collapse in
t of the desk.
ere's one thing that hasn't
ged, the room clerk. He's
nutty as he was 20 years
in ear; city and every
try' l'ou'd think he owned
.place as, he looks down his
at your overcoat with the
d coif~ and your big rub,
bolts which you wore from
country.
d beware the poor in-
nt who doesn't have a
.atuon. He is the dessert
he meal of this particular
of hyena.
me day, when I ant old
gh and crotchety enough,
1 haven't had any kicks for
ng time, and I've driven a
red miles, and a room
smirks at nte, "Sorry, we
n't ..i thing," I'm going to
a gun and shoot him right
een ;his cold,. mean. Kittle,.•
And I think a good
lawyer, with an understanding
jury, would get me off scot free.
Next in the gauntlet is the
bellboy. He doesn't lug your
bags and sweat any more. He
slings them onto a cart. Don't
hand him, with a flourish, the
old-time half -dollar. He's liable
to hand it back, with a bigger
flourish, and snarl, "Here, Mac,
I think you need it more than I
do."
And he's probably right. He's
no "boy." He's 38 years old
and he owns three duplexes.
Well, anyway, you've made it
to the room. But don't check
the room rates on the back of
,The door or you won't flop,
you' Il swoon.
Holy Old Nelly! You must be
in the wrong room, or they've
given you the Trudeau suite.
Shake your head, look around
the room, make sure that lady
isn't Margaret. Same old room
you swear you paid $18.00 for
last time. Same woman, and
the price tag is $30.00.
This is not the' time to say,
"Oh, well. In for a penny, in for
'a pound." You know what hap-
pened to the 'pound. Your
dollar is suffering the game
shrinking sensations.
Dazedly, you call room ser-
vice, order some ice and if
you're smart, you'll tell them
you don't want it transported
by air from the Winter Palace
in St. Petersburg, (U.S.S.R.)
even though it will take as long
and cost as much.
Don't order any glasses.
They'll cost you more than a
new pair at your favourite op-
tometrist's. Drink out of your
hands, „as you did when you
were 'a boy.
If your wife has a vers for
something„ sestet when you get
back front the theatre of
whatever, don't call room ser-
vice and order Frnch pastry
and coffee. 'I'wo sad little pieces
of stale Christmas cake or
something and a jug of coffee
/will set you back four bucks,
'plus tip. Take a chocolate bar
with you instead.
Don't go to the theatre in the
first place. We took our
daughter and her husband to a
show. Four tickets, $48. New
York wouldn't have the nerve.
Don't eat out. Dinner for
four, at a "moderate.'
restaurant.. with one cocktail,
can run from $25 to $50. Plus
the inevitable you -know -what.
The only result is a nagging.
feeling which may be either
gastritis, or your pioneer an-
cestors' ghosts haunting you in
the stomach.
Final disillusion. I always
spring for a shoe -shine. It
seems a reasonable luxury, as
it's one of the two or three
times a year my brogues get a
brush. Went for it this time.
Halfway through, J realized the
poor devil shining my shoes
was retarded.
I decided to `help, in my
small way. I had my quarter'
ready, hut changed if for a fifty -
cent piece. Gave it to him,
feeling sort of warm inside. He
pointed to a sign behind my
head. "
It read, "Shoeshines, 50c.— It
was then I realized which of us
was retarded, as I fished for
another two bits.
The Argyle Syndicate
president of radio club
The 13luewater Radio Club,
meeting in the club rooms at
the Park 'Theatre, held. -its an-
nual election of officers on
April 5th. President .for the en-
suing year is R.A. (I3ob) Pat-
tison, VE:IGVD, of Menesetung
Park, and the Secretary -
Treasurer is James It. Cooper,
V E3('R, of Clinton.
A vote of thanks was exten-
ded by Jack Bill, Vl3VH, of
Pine River to Fred Bisset and
(Merin McMichael of Saltford
Heights and Benmiller 'respec-
tively, under whose able leader-
ship and guidance the club has
flourished, boasting 45 mem-
bet's including three White
Cane operators.
The highlight of the meeting
was a description of the trip to
the !Middle East in March 'by
Mr. Hill who is a United
Church minister. With a party
of fellow churchmen, he visited
that historic and troubled area.
He praised the Canadian
troops for the • excellent peace-
keeping jolt they are doing in
Cyprus which was one of their
stopovers. Included in the
itinerary Vas an audience with
Pope Paul VI, the Pope of the
Coptic Church ire Cairo, and
Archbishop Makarios.
Field I)ay plans are in the
nucleus stage at the moment,
but they should be taking shape
at the next meeting in May.
this is the big event of the
summer when portable equip-
ment is set up using emergency
power, and amateur stations
are contacted all over North
America.
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Goderich Three began their
fourth meeting with president
Sandra Searyls leading in the 4-
H Pledge. Then 'Jennife•rF
Harrison read the minutes of
the last meeting.
Mrs. Elliott gave a record
book, check while some of the
girls worked on their garments..
The next meeting will be
held Wednesday, April 4 when
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