HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-10-5, Page 3LONDON'S LATEST GOSSIP
Edinburgh's Little Game in Seizing
Gasman Duchy.
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IS IT GREED FOR. WEALTH
Alexandra and leer Famine tilatitering--
Tho Mark Tapley Like Czar and Olbert
• Edward— A Royal Fanelli Weighing
Maclaine.,
T seem the death of
Make Brent of Saxe-
Coburg -Gotha ham taut
the British Court into
+`^ mohrning, bub eine°
fv ;nib this ie the dead moon
and every one,. fn-
eluding Rayalbies, is
away from London,
the tribulation outside
•bho Imperial -oink) la
nob much felt. Queen
"Vioborla bola the lees of her brother -in -
kw keenly, for these frequent raps of King
at the door of the Royal Family Death y y and
its connexion remind Her Majesty that
-in a000rdanoe with general statistics the
time le nob far distant when she hereelf will
be summoned in the same presale meaner to
render an account of her stewardship.
Every day, during the Duke's illness, Queen
'Victor% had received novena tablet de-
noting hie condttton. 'That his reoovery
from the firab wee hopeless was well kaewn
in the royal circle. The result, therefore,
was ne shook to the imperial nerves.
h Erneeb 11. was in early days a sweet•
earb of Her Majesty's, ea fact, ab one time
the Queen did not knew which brother she
liked the beet, Erneeb or Alberb. The Dake
••of Saxe -Coburg and Gobha was jobb one year
older than noon Viotorfa, and when she
was courting he was en exceedingly hand-
some young fellow, muoh better looking
than the tate Priam Conant. Ernest used
to woar a floe cavalry moustache and a
raktnh-looking imperial on hie lower Hp. He
lost the hand ef Victoria by giving in to
Into brobher, who was like a twin to him.
Ernest lied held very little communication
wibn his sister-in-law for many years peat,
having been annoyed after Prince Albert's
death, because Her Majesty did net consalb
shim about political and financial mabbera
and commentate him her eonfieential adviser.
'He was further annoyed with the Queen be-
cauee Her Monisty allowed Princess Louise
and Princess Beatrice to marry other than
royalties.
THE FAMILY OF SAX-COI/USG
Is' one of the esthete ancient and Maetrioue
of the sovereign houses of Europe. Its
„princes were rssowned ne leas in times el
•prate thea in times of war. Bernard,
" the brave Dake of Wtiwar," and " the
successor of the great Gustavas Adolphus,"
• and the Metter Frederick of Saxony, the
friend of Martie Lather, were both mem-
bers ef thio hnuee. Originally the family
were Counts of Webtin. By inheritance,
however, thx•ough Herman, Lendgrave of
•€Chnringta and Emperor of Germany, etc.,
they became • Margraves of Meiseen and
tLandgragee of Thuringia. Coburg was
„ •t� cquired by marriage ; Saalfield by pur-
"" nhase. The reiguinn Duke of Saxe -
Coburg -G ,the is the chief of the
fiaaifield branch of the Ernestine line
•of the House of Saxony. The Emperor
Sigbemand,. in 1422, bestowed the Elec-
torahip of Saxony on bhe then head of the
.family and ib remained in the Ernestine line
until the Emperor, Charles V., took tb away
from John the Magaanimoua and geve it to
his cousin, the Dake ef Meissen, the repre-
sentative of the Aibertine line and the
direct ancestor of the Bing ef Saxony. Had
nob John the Magnanimous been taken
prisoner at the battle of M.uhlberg, the
sovereignty of Saxony would now, be vested
In the Grand Dake of Weimar.
A GOOD HAUL FOR EDINEURGH.
Eaglandss Admiral, who has bean sitting
tight for the past few weeks in Germany
weedy to step into the dead man's shoes, has
loab no time in telling up the euooesston,
Whether he intends to hold ib or pass it on
to hie son Alfred is a matter of detail. The
mere fact of proclaiming himself gives him
•the handling of the lase Duke's property,
beth in money and lands, and Edinburgh
knowe his book too welt to let snoha golden
•opporbnniby slip. Erneeb had a vary large
private fortune, whioh was at his own dia-
posal, apart from extensive estates in Upper
Austria and in the Tyrol, together with
palaces, oastice, shooting lodges and estates
en hie own dominions enough to make even
William of Pamela . envious. William, by
the way, has stood in veldt Edinburgh and
helped him to proolalm himself withonb any
fuss or bother, and will doubtless get a
towable or shosbbng-box for his pates.
.EYE WITNESS OP ORSINI'S ATTEMPT ON
NAPOLEON.
The late Duke ef Coburg was a witness of
rOrslni'a ettempb on the life of Emperor
.Napoleon. He was in Paris ab the time, on
one of his self-imposed minions on behalf ef
'Germany uniby, and was emoking a cigar ab
the entrance of the Opera Hence, awaiting
the 'arrival of the Imperial parby, when
the iholdenb 000urred.'
"The evening was as mild as If we ware
in the South, the Duke wrote in his
:anemeirs, "and bbe cloudless moonlight
night Reamed to invite us to lounge a little
?longer up and down in front of the theatre.
" Meanwhile bhe ory Vlve 1' Empersnr'
-.sounded from the Rae Pelletier. We threw
•our cigars away and re-entered the hall. At
that moment we heard a detonation which
ab first pave me the impression as It the
-.company had fired. We turned bo the
- • door to see 'what had happened. In the
eamo instant a second bomb exploded under
the approaching carrier of the Emperor,
by whioh the coachman, horses, servants
and lancers of the esoorb were knocked
down. Wee emended from the street, and
the lamentations of the wounded were
heard, intermingled with orfee for help.
"Some MIt 1" CRIED EUGENIE.
"I watt still standing there petrified with
horror when the Emperor and Eafprers'
rushed in. They ' seamed about to
fail. The Empress seized mo, as ib
were, meehanionily, by the arm and
told prebty calmly, ' Sauvez mol 1' The
Emperor was litre one stunned ; he stag
gered and I thought he was wounded. Hie
hat was a little intoned in and torn on one
side by a bullet. Bub, before I had time to
collect myself and take in the sibuation, a
third sari sb11l more fearful explosion fol-
bowednitoetoso to us. Tho bomb meat have
been tb owe straight ab the doer of the hall.
Fragments of the petard and bullets
emaehed the windows and rebounded from
the ceiling. I dragged bhe Empresa, whom
' x had on nay arm, away with me, and reoon
bob having knocked down nomo person who
blocked the way at I was endeavoringbo
,roach the staircase leading to the box. he
s. g
The
Emperor appeared at a lots in whioh direc-
tion to turn. tiThen he followed ter.. e uthe
ebaire, and ab last we all reaohed the box."
ROYALTIES PACKED LIKKE SARDINES INA Box.
immense are the preparations now lacing
• made at the Danish $ehroos for the r000ption
of the Imperial and Royal. guests, .SO limited
fe the e000mmodetion ab Predenaberg when
this annual ltbrain ie pub upon ib, that all
manner of dodges have been resorted to
in order to make things comfortable for
all concerned. The Prinoe of Wales has
always complained of the etu buaae of the
Castle when it is full, as ib is every Augaeb
and September. But the other ilisetriasimi
are lest fastidious than ,Britain's £saburo
King, and bakoe things as they find them.
Mast good-natured of all is the burly Tear,
who ib the Mark Tapley of the party,
Always cheerful and jovial no matter what
hag happened or what may happen.
WALES' DOESN'T LIRE BEING CROWDED.
Hie Imperial Majesty of Ail the Hus-
sies does nob growl If yesterday's serviettes
have been left on the bowel horse by mist
take and the oleen ones forgotten in the
burry of the moment; while, if the supply
of soap should run thorn, the Tau does not
hesitate bo borrow a piece from either his
Royal father-in-law or bhe Crown Prince.
But the King tf England that it; to be is
rather above that kind of thing, and likes
everything to be as ship-shape aa it is ab
Marlborough House and Sandringham.
ALBERT EDWARD'S FAMILY WEIGHING
Apropos of Sandringham there is a cels-
brated book kept In the hall in which every
guest of bhe Prince of Wake on alighting
has bo subscribe hie signature and hie
weight. Assuming he dna not know the
dabber, the weighing machine always stands
like the executioner of the Baron Von
B1ltzen, handily by. The guests, however,
are not palled upon to abate their weights on
the berminabioa of their visit. No such
demand on them ie oaabomary, eo that ib is
not to sae whether the Sandringham hem
plbaliby has made them a greater attraction
to the earth's surface, but simply because
from time immemorial Ib has been a stand-
ing custom in the Gnelpb family.
Beetpes for the Week.
TOMATO SOUP.
Eight large tomatoes, a email bunch of
herbs, two allepioo, one anion, satb and
pepper, onequart shock, stale bread. Oat
the tomatoes in half, pub them in a sauce-
pan with bhe herbs and onions stuck with
two cloves, add salt and pepper and just
cover with water. Put the sanoapan on
bhe tire, abirring the contents oocaeienelly.
When the tomatoes ars thoroughly conked
tarn them Out en a hair sieve, remove the
herbs and onions, work the tomatoes through
the sieve, make the stook boiling hot, stir
the tomato pulp into it, put squares of
toasted bread in the tureen and pour the
sauce oVer.
MUSIfmt00M OATSUP.
Take freshly gathered mushrooms and ex-
amine them carefully to see that they are
all right. Wipe them, bub de not wash.
Pub a layer of muehreoma is the bottom of
an earthen dish, then sprinkle well with
salt, then another layer of mushrooms,
another of aolb, and so on alternately ; cover
with a folded towel and stand in a very
warm place for twenty-four houre ; thea
mesh and strain through a coarse beg. To
every quart of this liquor add one ounce of
pepper -corns and boil slowly in a porcelain -
lined kettle for thirty minutes ; then add a
quarter ounce ef whole allspice, a hall Bunce
of sliced ginger root, one dozen whole cloves
and three blades of space. Boil fifteen
minutes longer. Take from the fire and
stand snide to cool. When cold, Amin
through flannel and put in small bottles,
filling bo the very top. Cork tightly and
dip in sealing wax.
DAMSON CHEESE.
Pat some sound damsons into an earthen
jar, cover ib closely, and plan in a pan of
cold water on the fire. Let it boil, and
keep adding the water as it wastes away,
until the fruit is quite tender. Then, while
shill warm, remove the damsons, skin and
atone the damsons, and parse them through
a sieve into the juice in the jar. Pat one-
half pound of leaf sugar, broken inbo small
pieces, be every one pound of pais, and bell
together mainly to a ebiff paate. Oraok the
stones, blanch the kernels, and add to the
theme, whioh ehonld bo boiled until it
clings to the spoon in a mass, and leaves
the pan quite dry. Pour into pots and
cover. Keep in a dry plaoe.
A Navvle.
Ib was et the time of the laying of the
Glasgow & Southwestern Beltway in Soot -
Land. Auld Peggy McAllister, a decent old
body who lived among the hills, had heard
a good deal about the navvies who were
" on the job,"' though she had never seen
one, and somehow, deubbleas from the many
wild stories she had heard of their deluge,
she had conceived the idea that they were
something " no canny.", Returning from
the "preaobini" with the guldman one
day they happened to meet one of these
" knighta of bite shovel and the wheelbar-
row," and as ho paned John remarked that
" that was a movie." " Eh 1" exclaimed
Peggy, in great astoniehmenb, turning
round and taking a prolonged stare at the
man. " Is that a navvfe b Guid bless me,
John, he's juleb as like a man as oohb ever I
saw 1"
Circumstances Alter Cases.
" Why, you are a plutocrat, sir, and an
infamous geldbug 1" roared the arrizzled old
President of the Rsosaugaaville Free Silver
Club, grasping his hiokory stink with a
firmer grip. " Whab do you • mean by
Doming to me to boast of the ill-gotten
wealth yen can show in gold and stone and
bonds, sir Y'
" I—I want to marry your danghtor,"
said the terrified young man.
" Why—hum—that's dbfferenb. Iedon'b
know as I've gob any objection."
The Circulation of a Tree's Blood.
How water; commonly ca lin p nacos-
eery to the life of a tree, panes from the
roots to the topmost leaf and evaporates, 10
a problem nob yeb solved by botaaisbe. It
Is known that the aeoonb is made chiefly in
cavities in the sap -wood enly, the heart end
bark serving' other purposes. That is the
extant of our knowledge of the matter.
Beyond is mere conjecture and every theory
yet advanced hap failed to stand the beet ef
experiment,
Began at the Wrong End.
" We had a terrible tame with the con-
vention of physician's In out city the other
day."'
".What eboub t"
"They found a dtseaso,and then ooaldn't
discover a microbe ter it,,,
The recently dlsoovored diamond known
as the Jagerefonbein is of pute blue -Whitt
color, and is said to weigh 971 carats, thin
putting all others inthe shade in eine if' not
in brilliancy,
y
Sentiment ft tie old as anything else, as
is indieeted by the dieoOvery in Egyptian
tombs doling !tack to B. O. `1000 of wed.
g g g
din rings en raved wibn a heart and two
clasped hand,.
Tho eiF tis roduot sf the United Staten is
cent. of its total minoralpro
8� psi en p
duction, whfohr according bo the censure
was In 1880 $587,280,662,
bi killed morethan 200' pentane
Ltgh.tn g . 1R ..
In the united Stated to 1:891 and de: twined
property veined at $1,5t)0,000.
THE ART OF GOOD
LOOKS;
It is. One of the Fine Arts Worthy
of Cultivation,
Baths. Lotions and Best -Etiquette of Verne
-The Well -Bred Cunt—About klikken—
Sickroom Mute..
EBTAINLY the orb
of good leoke is a fine
art, and ono that de-
serves the encourage-
ment ib seems to be
getting on every side.
Even those " aids to
beauty" =intheshane
of lotions, lemon water
mud skin soaps—so en-
ehusiastioaily urged
Men womankind from
thebaokpages of every
magazine and pamph-
let in the land, are
not to be treated with bopping acorn ; they
have their plane and nee in the general
struggle for loveliness. Vnby, the great
B,7zao bimself la careful be inform us that te
cerbein Mme. Rabourdin'ecomplexion, "bean.
biful by a bran bath, was softly radiant"
on the night of the grand minieterlal lune,
bion whioh was to be the ambitious woman's
Waterloo. Doan nob this honorable men-
tion forever establish bhe importance of
bran bathe in a women's career? Thab Mme.
Rabourdin'e high echelon fell through will'
Impeach the eflioaoy of the bran bath for
her of shallow understanding only. The
daring scheme simply fell through
IN SPITE OF THE BRAN BATH.
Now, while bran baths and various ether
beautifying lotions are in no wise to be
neglected by the pretty women in search of
more prettiness, why nob bank up these
deliberate efforts for comeliness by common-
sense conduct throughout eaoh day's wear
and tear ?
To begin with, women alt too math, and
women stand gnito too numb. Nothing is
se wearisome as "standing about," even to
the well -brained body bhab has been drilled
into good pain ; and sitting is not resting,
however cleverly women may delude them-
eelvea on this point.
The young girl who desires to keep away
crow's feet and that jaded look we all know
E0 well, and to retain the suppleness and
adorable bloom of extreme youth, should,
when eff parade—or off duty, as the case
may be—and in her own room, make a
couch or the floor her habitual reatiug
plans.
ABSOLUTE REPOSE
comes to the tired mnsolee only when the
body to in a reclining position, and absolute
repose comer to the overstrang nerves onlv
when the muscular system is perfectly at
rest—relaxed.
The middle-aged woman could, I am posi-
tive, woe back much of bhe freshness and
lithesomonesa of girlhood if she would be at
a little pains to learn how to red.
Five mantes ef reab flat on one's bank en
the floor or on a hard, smooth conch are
worth half an hour of so -styled " reab" in
an arm chair, or in that unreposeful tempter,
the reeking chair.
Some one has Bald to the women of to-
day : "Never etand when you can alt ;
never sit when you can lie down." This ex-
hortation, applied with some elasbiolty, ie
the best receipt for beauty I know of.
While I have little sympathy with the
gospel of laziness preached ao consistently
by some lives, I do recommend frequent
daily tepees into oempleto fallowness. Noth-
ing Is so becoming both to flash and spirit
as the reab that Domes of a sorb of Bud.
dbietlo calm, in which one shall neither
think, fool, nor de.
Etiquette of Cards.
As far es the etiquette of the signature is
concerned, there is one unvarying rale for
women, married and single. It is never
right nor in good form to sign ene'm name
with the addition of Mies er Mrs. Yon are
Mary Emily Jones, nob Mrs. Patrick
Fitzgerald Jones, to whomsoever you
mcy be writing. If it is neceseary to
notify your correspondent of your mar-
ried style and ea tate, you may do so
and in one of several ways. Please re-
member that a correspondent should nob be
lcfb in doubt as to this, much embarrase-
meat being frequently caused by the omit-
ebon, in letters between strangers, of exact
information as bo whether the writer is
MARRIED OR SINGLE.
Yon may readily indicate all you with to
.
tel"lVon may place Mrs. P. F. before the
Mary Emily aforeamid in parentheaee. You.
may write Mrs. Patrick Fitzgerald onb
fully and plainly in the left-hand corner of
your sheet below your proper aignatare,
or you may simply inclose your engraved
vfaibing oard In your letter, this being on
the whole the mosb elegant and also the
meet convenient method of showing one's
relation to society. The exception mush be
remarked hero that the visiting card is out
of place in an exolueively business leiter—
one whioh has nob even remotely a esatel
bearing."
CARD ETIQUETTE
is one of the Swab and moat delicate tests
by whioh a woman claealfiaa her acquaint
-
anon. Ito laws are unalterable, its sine of
omission or oommiesion among the few that
are abenlubely unpardonable, Concerning
the name on the pard en authority tells them
the name engraved In script through the
centre should have the address below lb in
the righb hand corner, the day for reoofving
in the left corner. This name should never
include a husband's title or profession, but
the husband's name in full, and should
nob be written with the initials alone. A
daughter in the fireb year of her imotal life
has no card, but engraves her name on the
mother's card. After this probationary
year the eldest or the only dangbter in a
family writes only Mies before her family
name, The younger daughbera write the
fall name. Ib has been deoided that on a
widow's card the dear. name so long borne,
to bard to relinquish, may be retained
with propriety for imolai use, though in all
practical matters the widow writes her
own Christian name lnabead of bhab of her
husband.
The Well -Brod Guest.
To be the charming mud welcome vieibor
be punobual at meals; of affairs of an un
ploasanb character happening in the house-
hold take no bead. To interfere with or
order the servants is very bad form. Above
all, correct not other people's children.
blothere invariably resent thio, and one
taking this fiberby be Considered a very. in-
terfeting person. Ab the fancily bedbbme
express a willingness to retire. Never
monopolize the conversation et' table. There
is a valuable addition to every home and its
inmates in the ready listener, who is sought
for and a pro Dieted.
In England a visitor id allowed the morn.
ing to himself. Ile can drive, walk, ram•,
bis In the woods, 'study in his own room
and do'Dthabtver hie peedileobion dictates,
t eoolleoiing Mint the dinner and evening be.
long to his hoot and hostess.
Do N00 Matt A PAutit STA=Y
its
ping, either front a brief tali or a long
+ojonrn, Is' bho former ,moo simply 440, 11
say such few parting words an are noceeuary
—and goDo not keep ophere waiting
while you rattle on, or think of other thing*
which might .be said. When the ttnio ,@iced
for the end of a vhafb hat arrived, 406 ;Van
the same prbaoiple.
The hostase will doubtless say, " I with
you could remain with us longer," and in
doing so will indirectly beatify to thepleas.
uro which the vieib has afforded. But thli
kindly utterance should net be taken as a
teemed to the guest to break up her own
Plena is order tis tarry longer. Likewise
when the latter roaponde : '" Thank you.
The time really seems very short, as It hoe
been so happily spent" she has made a
return of courtesy in kind whioh will be
much more pleasantly molted in after dale
than a too literal compliance with the oom-
plimentary utterance of the hostess. Ib in
always desirable In parting with our friends,
whether for an hour or for an eternity, to
leave with them agreeable impreeeione and
reoolleotione.
About making.
So many housekeepers, both young and
old, are in donbb as to the right time to
cook vegetables and meats that the follow•
log table 10 given, with the hope that it may
prove of value to name one :
BAKING, MEATS.
Beet sirloin, rare—Eight minutes for each
pound.
Beef sirloin, well dent—Ten to fifteen
minutes for eaoh pound,
Beef rib er ramp—Ten to fifteen minutes
for each nomad.
Beef fillet—Twenty to twenty-five min-
utes.
Lamb, well done—Fifteen minutes' for
each pound.
Mutton, rare—Ten bo twelve minutes for
each pound.
Mutton, well done -.-Fifteen to eighteen
minutes for eaoh pound.
Pork, well done—Twenty-five to thirty
minutes for nob panful.
Veal, well done—Eighteen to twenty min-
utes for oath pound.
Braked meat—Three and one half to four
house.
Cblokena, weighing from three to five
pounds—One to one and one-half boars.
Thrkeya, weighing from nine to twelve
pounds.—Three to three and one-half
hears.
Fish, of average thickness, weighing from
six to eight pound—Oce hoar.
CANE AND PASTRY.
Sponge cake—Forty-five to fifty-five
minutes.
Plain cake—Twenty to ferty-five min-
utes.
Cookies—Ten to twelve minutes.
Gingerbread—Twenty to thirty minutes.
Plum pudding—Two and one-quarter to
throe hours.
Tapioca or rice pudding—One hour.
Bread puddiog—Sixty-five minutes.
Pies with two orueba—Thlrby to forty
minutes.
Graham rolls --Half an hour.
Wheat rolls—Ten to eighteen minntee.
Bread—Forty to sixty minutes.
Biscuit—Ten to eighteen mina -hes.
VEGETABLES.
String beans—One and one-half to two
hours.
Shell beans—One to two hours.
Cauliflower—Thirty to forby minutes.
Cabbage, new — Thirty to forty-five
minutes.
Corn, young—Five to bon minutes.
Oarrobs—Fifty to sixty minutes.
Aaparagae--Flfbeen to eighteen minnbes.
Onions—Thirty-five to forty-five minutes.
Oyster plant—Derby to sixty minutes.
Peas—Fifteen to twenty minutes.
Potatoes bolled—Twenty to thirty min-
utes.
Potatoes steamed—Thirby to forty-five
minutes.
Turnips—Thirty-five to fifty minutes.
Parsnips—Thirty-five to forty-five min -
nee
stats for the Sick Room.
Siokness is a calamity from which no fleah
is exempt. There are bmlms for the weande
of the rich, but the poor mush bear their
own infirmities. With love, exquisite neat.
nese, patience, encouragement, quiet and a
libble hospital learning wondroae cares can
be wrought.
Chewing will stop the ordinary, nose-
bleeding, and the shook of dropping a cold
key or a handful of minden down the back
will often give relief. In case of a severe
attack syringe the nasal cavity with cold
salt water. If this does not atop the flow
of blood throw the head back, raise the
arum up as far as posalble, and apply cold
sponges to bhe bridge of the nose and the
back of bhe Leek.
The gafckesb way to treat a burn or scald
is to cover ib with carman oil and Fleur and
bandage wino linen. In case of preatratton
from either accident administer a mild
stimulant.
When a delicate person is fatigued and
has ne appetite, sponging the body with
bathing whiskey, diluted alcohol or milk
will nourish the system and produce red or
refreshing sissy.
A bug in the ear may be drowned oub with
a little warm water. Apply with a sponge
er syringe, and efber eaoh injection incline
bhe head with a jerk, so as to d:alodge bho
contents of the cavity.
Distressing vemiting may be relieved by
applying to the stomach a hob shingle or
woollen pedbreughb from the even.
In oases ef sleepleaenees as well es sick-
ness) frequent changing of pillows will have
a soothing Influence. Tho case ehoufi fit
the pillow and be kept amooth. A,°biome
of nightgowns is reat:ul, and the rafreabiog
sense of cool water or some spicy tottet
water, like Iavender or orange flewere, ap-
plied to the forehead, throat, hands and feet
cannot be overestimated.
A Belgian Sunday Law.
The Belgian poab-offioo is about to lotus
what is palled a epeoial Sunday stamp.
Ib wili be a 10 -centime (2. cent) stamp and
at one end will have a little flap. This can
be torn off or left intact at the user's will
and will carry in French. and Dutch these
words : "No IAD livres le dlmanohe."
" Niob bestollen op zonbag," whioh means
in Etglish, " The postman is not to deliver
on Sunday the letter bearing this stamp."
This novelty is intended to start a popu-
lar egitation against Sunday Government)
work in Belgium, whish is to be stopped if
possible in the future.
It is said that it large number of people
will posh letters unnecessarily on Sunday
mornings in order to give oxpreseion to
their sentiments.
It' will be lnberestireg to hear howmanw of
these damps are used.—Gourrrier des Etats-
The euetom of opeaking of the Preeidenb
as Hie Excellency is unwarranted. No
ouch formal title was ever gleed him by
legislative motion. His legal title is "the
Preeldenb of the United States."
An Englishman has patented a +submarine
gas above for hoabing the water in bath tubd.
The average "fall " or elope of -North
American rivers le about font Mohoper
mite.
Dluebtbotee are in general use among the
peer people of llttaefa as a subttfbttba fer
Meat ;
SNAKES PLAY BALL.
The Remarkable Story Told by a `ere,-
clout; MAMMA Reuter.
THE REl'TILEl3Lilt UEST.
O AN �Q
. OUTHV1lESI�i Df i p
sour, has a most singu-
lar climate, a most
remarkable people, and
produces this avenged)
phenomena of any sec-
tion of the global ever
visited."
tom" i 4 Thus spoke Horace
ti• Monicker, of Chicago,
.if the other day. Horace
t�a: was formerly the ad•
vane agent of a these
OM bridal company and a
truthful follow, of course. Latterly he had
been trying to raise peaches in the Sucker
State. Bab thin did'ub pay as wallas ib might.
Now he hoe gone back to his old love.
" A month ago," he went on, "just after
the country had settled itaelf down to calm
nese succeeding the' celebration of freedom's
birthday,' a violent eneweborm swept over
the Ozark mountains ono night. What 1
Never heard of a snowstorm in the middle
of July in Missouri? My boy, remember
that I remarked something about strange,
phenomena, and don't be surprised at any-
thing I may tell you.
" About 3 o'clock in the afternoon of the
day before this storm had set in I took my
gun and wandered off in bho bills in search
of any game which I might find. Night
came on suddenly and with ib a storm. I
was milts away from home and soon found I
had lost wy way. After tramping around
for some time and firing my gun repeatedly
and exhausting any lungs in yelling I con-
cluded that it was bettor to find some
sheltered place and cemp for the night.
Picking my way through the undergrowth I
seen Dame to bhe side of a hill where a ledge
of rook seemed to jut out and offer some
suggestion of swelter. Creeping close to
the rook I found there was as opening be-
neath it, and crawling inside I found my-
self in a nage of comfortablo size where
everything wee dry and pleasant. 1
gathered together some brushwood,
built a roaring fire, and woe roan
stretched before ib sound asleep, and
didn't awaken until dawn. I felt huogry,
and taking my gun crawlod out into the
open air, to find the sun shining brightly
mad bhe snow melting rapidly. 1 tramped
nomad through the slush for nearly an
hour and finally shot a rabbit. I then
started back to the nave, intending to eon
Lt at my fire.
"There was a. cleared place in front of
the opening about fifty yards in extent, and
before stepping into this ' open' I atopped,
parted the limbs of the trees, and gazed
mannerly out.
" 1 have had some marvelous experienoos
in my time, but I think the nlgbb which
greeted me was the mosb aateunding I have
over witnessed or ever expect to see. I had
actually made -my bed the night before in
a cave which was alive with rabblesaakes.
They had crawled in for shelter from the
storm and had crept to the back part o
the hole, so that I bad not seen them, and
as the weather was very cold they had been
chilled into a torpor so that my presence
had nob disturbed them, but the bright
blame of the fire and accompanying warmth
had livened the' varmints up so that they
had sought the open air again. Here they
found the ground covered with snow. Ib
was eemething which I suppose ninety-nine
out of a hundred of the snakes had never
seen before. Bub a snake is always equal
to emergencies, and the net, slushy oandf-
tion ef the snow had suggested to the
younger snakes a possibility of indulging in
a good, old-fashioned, snow -balling match.
So there the critters were. :Choy had
. ohoten up sides ' jolt like coned oys, and
the two linos were about fifty feet apart,
and some of the snakes were writhing and
twisting and rolling the snow into neat
little balls about the size of a World's
Fair glass of beer, while the rest of the
snaeea would stick their tails into the snow-
balls and, standing on their heads, wave
backward and forward for a mond or two
and then let fly. Every time a ball would
hit a aoake he would have to go over to the
other aide. The older and more sedate
snakes and the young lady snakes sat in a
little circle tip at the mouth of the cave
and seemed to be enjoying the sport iia -
meanly. When any particularly vigorous
play would be mule they would sound their
rabbles and make a noise like a thrashing
machine. The snakes farthest up bbe hill
seemed to be getting the better of the lower
lino and fleetly only one young,aotive euake
was left. Bat he was a daisy. A perfect
shower of balls fell all around him, but he
dodged every one, and rising on his tail,
opened wide hie mouth and ran his tongue
out several inches right at the fe.cee of hie
eppeaente. And then a wild salvo of
emplane broke out up the hill.
•' I had been standing all this three liter.
ally shaking to my boots. To tell the truth
I did not know just what to do. Bab I
began 1m get chilly, and so I moved my feet
in order to warm them a little. As I did
so the hammer of my gun caught on the
limb of a tree.
The noise of applause drowned the re-
port of my gun, bub ib did not prevent the
bullet from epeedtng straight to the snake's
head, and he dropped like a flash. The ap-
plauee stepped suddenly. Then a young
stake crawled cautiously down the hill to
Meet-nesete. He rushed back in one-third
of the time he 000npied in Doming down,
and all bbe other sateen eiosed oronnd him
as he made an exhauotive report. Then all
the enema Dawe down the hal and gathered
erround their fallen comrade. Fioaity six
able -belied makes gathered together on
one side, and ono by one eye -witnesses
seemed to be Monism what they knew about
the deceased, about the moaner in which he
had mob his death, jest like they would in
Coroner MoHele'a court.
Finally a spry young snake spied a ohunk
of foe about two towhee fn diameter, and he.
brought it before the jury. Its members
wagged their heads a moment and cobbled
between then:wolves that ammo one of the
bombarding party bad'trun' that chunk of
lee, that the toe had hit the snake, and that
was the o#ate of his domiee, There seemed
to be no way in the minds of bho rdspective
makes to figure out whe the oulprib wee, so
slowly and Badly a delegation ef them
wrapped their talis around the dead snake,
dragged him up the hill and disappeared in
the Dave. Then I turned and fled."
7
The ancient Greeks considered white the,
proper color for girls' olobhing.
Cranks are the floaa of alvilizetfon. We
may destroy them, but they stir ns np, and
show where the sore ,pots are.
The United States roduoe nearly 1? y , -
.
000 gallons of chine ovary year, and every
year sees the increase of vbaeyards.
Many a young fallow who would other-
wieo hardly he abie to navigate is Milling
along very* com f otbably on hie heirship.
A 1lentuoklan who took a great deal o f
nitrate el sliver to palliate the effeob of
epileptic fits is reported, possibly by sonic
1ocal Mnlhabbon, to bavo turned blue front
head ba feet,
ii<OF WAYS 01111LIINIM
IMO Tracts off Yanr ,Miles to Ike kite 's
Sns,—$olidayn ars avar, and owe scabs
the ohiidren, with than 11o11o4l. books, tie
bright faces and eyes fall of hope,orowd tals
streets iet merry groups. We sb home haver
eur anxieties obonb manegfag.two or °bretst
of them. How mast the sohoelemeter feed
when he bass to mange hundreds i VPsr
are apt to aond them off to the sghealmaabere
with light hearts♦, glad to bo'rid of them,
evoa fer a ferea0em, The boys are so fair
of life that they aro "clean owes theles
nailer," and father maks* a bad pun andt
calla the girls s" Lasriedemons." If w*
have had our anxiety with three or four,
what must the sohoolmastar feel as be ones
more has to forget bis holiday and fat.
the herd routine of achool life t We
owe much to the schoolmaster, who fes
our deputy, who takes our loads
who bears the burden for us, and tries to
make good men and women out of the raw
lade and the "lasateden one," We owe
first of all to the eeheolmaeber that we
send our children oat Olean. Nothing im-
pressed me more in Goraaany than the
perfect cleanness of the poorest children,
both in the Sabbath and the day newel. In
the very poorest leoalttles the children are
clean, and their clothes arra not only clean,
.-
but darned and mended neatly. The ba y
hair was cropped close; the girls had all a
tidy, close, smart look. Whore .are privk
legeo the Huh only can enjoy, bub bhe very
poorest can enjoy the luxury of being clean.
Children held be waahed with soap and
water, head and heols of them, every day.
The nails of their toes should be ppared,
their finger Haile kept neat, and ` their hair
combed. Look et the children who are so
treated as they trip in crowds to some of
the high schools. They cease with eleable.
step, with the swing and dash of
the waves of a summer sea Thera
is music in their voices, ley and gladness
in their every movement. Like a river of
life the bright-eyed girls flow past
rippling with laughter, fair nes a garden of
lilies, bright as the eye of the morning.
The children of the very poorest can be
clean, and this is half the secret of aboaml-
ing, buoyant health. We owe this to the.
schoolmaster, and we owe it to our neigh-
bors. It is cruel and unfair to a woman
who bas combed her girl", hale, washed her
lovingly. and pub on her clothes sweet and
pure, darned and neat, had her shoos
brushed and a little packet handkerohief
pub in her pocket, a bit of sponge for her
slate, a slam pen and a bit of pencil, and
the little ponbnife her brother Tom gave
her—ib is cruel and unfair to a mother like
thio that a dirty abetters should be allowed
to send out her poor girl smelting of a
dirty, unwashed skin with filthy hair and
tattered clothes, and the manners of to
savage. Upon the same form is the clean
child doomed to alt side by side with this
dirby child. Tho whole rimae its hindered,
because two or three =oh inhildnan—
irregular in their a:Madaaoo too
—keep the rest back and debase ,
the whole tent o€ blas school,
and break the heart of the echeol-
master. Net only shonid we send our
children out clean, wo should, tend them
regularly. Tho slightest exauae often
suffices to keep some falka'children athome.
It rains, and the child hasnot a little rough
woollen cape. A vlaitor same', and the
children are allowed to stay at home.
Regularity of attendanme is due to the
schoolmaster, but it le a deep wrong to the
child to interrupt Ioasonn tier trivolona
causes. Nine times on of tan we ourselves
are to blame if our obi/drat are out of health.
Weindulge them with rmnouftable food, wo
neglect the care ef their teetb., we allow
them to eft up too feta, wo do snob provide
them with strong, easy shoes and war=
ebookiage, we do nob take care of them.
and eo they are ever affirm. Soap and
water, a clean skin, and plain, nonrlehing
food are worth more than doctor's arags.
Then we should help the teaoher to keep
good order. Children should learn the
habit of obedience at home. There is a
bad onatom of speaking of the minister and
of the schoolmaster without respect. Even
fathers and mothers, instead of saying Mr.
Black or Mr. Wilson, say only Black er
Wilson i Ask what church you attend, and
the reply is Andsrton's or Robortson'a.
Sometimes the schoolmaster gate a nick-
name at home. The moment this happens
parents are doing their best to waste all the
good their children can get at school. The
habit of obedience be an ornament upon o
child. Ib cannot be put off and on. Ib fa'
learned at the mother's knee, or rather in
her bosom, for before a child can walk it is
either an obedient or diaobedienb ohild. The
habit of obedience is the glory of a child ;
it is the foundation of all noble character.
is the safety nob Only of the family, bub of
the State. Nob only le the schoolmaster
apt to be palled same slang name, but par-
ents are apt to get into this habit wibb
their own children. Peter le called Pete.
When he grows up to be a mem the foolish
habit is continued. Saran fa Buse, and ate
ahe Is taught to be a romp, and never feels
the dignity of womanhood. A woman calix
her husband 10 Sammy," he calla her "Bab."
All this is destructive of discipline. Even
in some families whioh coselder them-
selves genteel a pet name er miserable
vulgar diminutive fa used to t, man six feet
high. There is no duty more neglected
than bhe habit of polite, deferential and
kindly behavior towards children. The
schoolmaster is expected to correct all the
vulgarities and evil habits learned in a care-
less home. This foolish allpehod vulgarity
disbincbly tends to keep a young lad from
getting on in life, while a motion, respect -
Dal, polite manner seven him a thousand
difficulties. We owe to the schoolmaster
also that we tako an interest in the Lessons.
There is no royal road to lemming. The
father and mother whoreac over the lesson,
who take a puzzled little lad between their
knees and explain to him the mystery of
proportion and decimals, will, when their
hairs are grey, have their reward, and.
happy sons and grateful daughters, remem-
bering the help and happiness of child-
hood days, will proudly smooth their de.
alining years, and help �their parents dear as
"they did them afore. A ohr istiara Demo-
crat in Dundee People's Journal.
Still a Tar.
He (stroking a diminutive mustraehe)-Fn
Queen Elizabeth's timo mien Who were
beards were taxed.
She—Yee; and ib tonna aomo Men now to
rain° a beard.
proctor --Well, it's only a strap front the
sublime to the ridiculous. Lenox—Ab, if
it were only a stop back again l—Vogue.
The infallibilityof bhe Pei o feu.'ba marker
to the infallibility of a caeb iron gas meter
in the °yeti of a se f -abating gas erporabloa
emploee.
ThoyGerman navyhas 1,231 officers and
182x19 men, Theare 01 vessels of all
, .
sorts, of which 19 are irortatadd and Iii.
armored °rniseri+.. *
A non of Sampson Baker, of Ozark, Me.,
while playing fit the stand en bhe banks of
the White 'fiber near itis father's home,
unoatthed several tial taus witfele •oonbeinod
$1,500 in gold and giver +isobars, ranging iii
date from 1840 ro 18150.. The Marley it sup-
posed f o boyo been boiled by betasene Jnr
Ing the waren-Ater. York Saari.