HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-8-17, Page 3GREEN GOODS MEN.
Nebraska Gity Marshal Who Waited
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A6YJLK WAS I ;(IYAti1 Li1C' ARRESTED,
' netvbbt He, Iliad ‘Stet re6,000, limt it IVCs
the Sante O14 Paper Vend ---lulls Rat,;
New Yeah ciespist°h
mama : J. A. Dente,
like young Loollinvar,
=-,canto out of the West.
Urged by t he tight-
rress of the money mar-
ket in hie home town of
ike,Crebo° Nob., pinirtg,
1�:--' undler'te dearth of trade
e at the a sentare of his
"goneralstore,"ewaken-
wit by a green goods circular and guided by
*be mien et hope, with a whole battery of
4.8-calliere artillery in his hip pocket, he
memo to New York en Wednesday morning,
sate a hearty breakfast and started out to do
'what nerve but smart Western man with
;ro'vosvers and reckleterieen can do.
:Ho •welgbed 180 pounds end was a city
'anneal end he wanted to beat the green
smile game. Poor Dome ! His bill ab the
ernopoiitan Hotel is growing every thin-
antse, and he site in a cell in the Old Slip
Pollee Station and ceunto up his leases—
,repsnation, self -pride and good, hard
ri Aloarm
.Arid the green goods man, far from the
muedding policeman, winks the other eye
.tied known that Deree's deadly Nebraska
lealle'b hen not come nigh him.
.Policemen Eaton and Wilson, of the Old
334 Station House, saw a regular third not
nee -saw struggle for the possessten of a big
japanned tin box going on at 3 o'clock in the
afternoon near the corner of Front and
"Peat/ tercets. There were three men in it.
One cried "Police !" and the ether two,
entehing sight of the brave buttons, hurled
the box into the gutter and fled.
The ether oast himself upon the treasure,
rad then the police Gast themselves upon
lila and hauled him to the ebation house.
Mint t eggs Deree.
Sergeant Hogan was at the desk, and lis-
tened to Derse's story.
".Bub," the Marshal from Nebraska said,
trembling, " the money's in there ! I know
tt ! I naw le! There's $5,000 in fives and
antes. Just you open it."
eflere was no key, so the Sergeant pried
it open. The currency winked out and
Detre jumped clear off the floor and waved
lie arras and shouted.
".1 told you so ! I told you so ! We've
get km. There's wine for ycu on this."
" Yes," said the Sergeant. "Bat what
mrhn-e [lo yon expect to come In fer, even if
The money lm bbere?"
"" Weall,r, chatted the Nebraskan, ".1,11
leave ;that to you entirely."
EUT IT WAS WHITE PAPER.
" Jorb let me show you how thick you
em nista," /earmarked the Sergeant.
-•,e Opening tho box he lifted the new top
kai3in Irons their piles, There was $11 on the
sloop mad naught but innocent white paper
srinderneath. The Merel'al of Crete looked
eit it abed hie jaw fell.
" You didn'b expect to beat this, did
you ?''
ea'Vyell, I thought, it was all emoriey."
"Better search him," said tho Sergeant,
",and see what he's gob.
Without word or waiting Dame fished
mire en ugly -looking pistol from his :.
aoket and banded it over. " I didn't
think there was any harm in carrying
'tit," he said. " We always do it out
name."
?flies policeman found on him a star-shaped
ealokal-plsted badge bearing the insorlpbfou,
01° Ciii y Marshal Crete," $64.07 in currency
'and a berme book on the Hanover National
Bank Sri aceouut with J. A. Derse. It :
nera`lalned only a single entry of July 2nd,
al $1,000.
THE SAME OLD GAME.
Deno raid he had been in correspondence
;torr some time with what he calls& "party"
in tide city, negotiating for what the
e' piety " led him to believe was " good
" My letters and telegrams" he said,
"1 ;nsate as sent to the Cosmopolitan Hetol,
but this party'e name I refuse to give. 1
met Ilan yesterday an agreed upon, ab the
;hotel, and he went to a bar -room some
mimeo in Beacsevelt street. He produced
the tin box which you have and showed
Sze 'wet I took to be $5,000 in ono and
tee dollar bine, put up in packages, which
3 wen to have for $1,000 in oash. I agreed
and sheweci him my hank book on the
Hanover National Beak with $1,000 to my
,Isiestlits. We masted for the bank. I told
the man—one was a big man and one a
utile one—that I wanted the °atelier to
emit those bills and eee the amoanb was
:there. He started to ran then and I
grabbed the box. Then the police came
Along."
" And you expected to catch th000 men
mr'ith such a bank book as this ?" asked tbo
'Sergeant,.
"Yon," answered the humbled Marshal.
Mem he told hew he had gotten the book
imus a man in the bank to whom he had a
letter of introduction.
He said he bellevod the only trouble with
latero mietinna of the green geode gaga) eras
that they didn't watch the package closely.
clo he determined to watch the package and
algged out a bank book, writing the entry
khneeif, which purported to show him good
fur .$1,000.
CiCalalegraphio inquiry yosborday proved
thee Dente told the truth about where he
seam :from. He is large in stature, has a
evaisvy, dark moustache and is altogether a
!pre eel table man. The charge upon whioh
Berates was held was that of parrying con-
n;.a'Yned weapons.
An Object Lesson.
" I and it pays to lend a man a dollar,"
ibaid 33ronson.
3S 'Why ?" asked Briggs.
°R Well, if bo payn you up you are square.
ele he rioeeu't, you find outs what sorb of a
Wallow ho is at a small east."
""True," returned Briggs. " Ah—cam
let um have a dollar for a day or two,
sett -Bronson ?"
3f3ma
(passionately)—I love you above all
others en earth. She -I never thouht
you would go back on yourself like that."
Editor -Did you got an interview wibh
tB miterx Bullion ? Raw ropertor—Yes, I
saw hits ; bet he would only talk In money-
.r! Indiana map was sent to the Peni-
tentiary
enntetttiary the other day because he failed to
wake n geed impreseton. He was a coun-
terfeiter.
At isi n remarkable fact that baseball, by a
:ntaralmity of opinion, is the greatest g nape,
sant taeattb-:chat ld, as long as the home club
lis t riasaing.
A MANITORAN EXPERIENCE,
An Interesting Story From the Prairie
Province,
bteuferer For Mears From Kidney Troubles
and Dyspepsia Tells Bow lie Found r
Care-1U14s Advice to °there.
(Prom tho Brandon, Man., Thews.)
Rocenily while a reporter of the Times
was in D. 1/`ieming & den's drug eirtabiish.
meet, a cuetemee came in and eii i,.ed fer
package of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. This
lnoldcnb turned the conversation to tido
now world -known remedy, and the reporter
naked whether within their own observation
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills aro the remark-
able remedy they are oredited with being.
The reply WAS given with ao unosyrtein
ousel. e 1 We have eald," maid a rnea bee of
the firm, " daring the past year more Perk
Pills by far than any other proprietary
atedloine. The demand is largely inoreadl-
htrg, and from what we hear the results
Item) bean very beuedeial to those ming
diem. Indeed, if you call upon Mr. War.
Cooper, who resides on 13th street, you will
prebabiy get the particulate of a very in-
berestlug oaeo."
Tho Times reporter felt that he wortld
not only be giving his reedern an iutoreating
story, but might be the Iowan at poinstfeg
out to some other sufferer the man 1 to re-
amed health by securing the details of Mr.
Oooper'e ease. With that end in view, he
salted upon Mr. Cooper, and, on making
known his errand, was given n /warty wal-
some. " I have nob the slightest objec-
tion," said kir. Cooper, "to beaslnp, puhlis
bestimony to the great meritef Dr.Wi'iiiarns'
Pink Pills. Indeed, I believe it a duty on
She part of those wlteal:perlencesuohbeaefit
as I;neve done to metre known as widely
es possible the virtues of this most re-
markable remedy. For many yews I
suffered intensely cram kidney tranbie+s and
dyspepsia, and only those who have been
similarly uffltoted can nude.retand hew great
a burden life in at times. I tried ell or
nearly ail of the remedies amid to be a cure
for those breablen, but in no casae did I get
more than temporary relief, and when a
recurrence of the trouble Dame ib mimed to
be with greater intensity than before. I
suffered so long that I despaired of ever
being cured, and felt that even teraperary
relief was worth striving for. I was eon-
binutelly depressed in spirits and sometimes
oouid not help 'wishing myself eiend. But
now, thanks to Dr. Williams' Pink. Pills, all
that le changed, and, despite my years, I
feel en light-hearted as a ached boy. I was
flrot induced to try Dr. Williams' Pink
Pille through reading the accounts of the
merry mervaliene cures that have ap-
peared in the newapapars. I felt thab
if theme wonderful pine bad done so muoh
for ethers, that there must be hope for mo,
and I woes not dlieppolntod. I had not
taken them long before I felt a change for
the better. It was not the fording of tens-
posnry relief I had experienced before, my
whole system 'teemed etre f er and batter.
You may be euro I oontlnued the use el the
Pink Pitln, and the reeelt in I em to -day a
well man. My troubles have ontirely left
mo and I have now much better health
and etrongth then I have enjoyed for
years before. You can therei re un-
derstand the foeltnge of geatieude I have
for Dr. Williams' Pink Pii e, and I earn-
estly hope other Buffet ors will profit by
my experlcnoe. I have recommended the
Pink Pills to many others, and alwaye with
good results. I can tell you of ens marc,
whom body was covered with foul nrartery
sores, who uecd Pink Pills, and who skin
is now an clear and freoh as a abild'e. You
may safely say teat Dr. Willlants' Pinsk
Pilch are a great medicine, and that their
virtues cancob be too widely known."
Mr. Cooper, whose atatemont is givers
obeve, 1s one of Brandon's meati highly
eeboemcd °itisenie and his story mey be
impltoitly relied upon by any under whom
notice it may oome.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a perfect
blood builder and nerve restorer, curing
such diseases as rheumatism, neuralgia,
partial paralysis, loaonlotor ataxia, Sb.
Vitus' dance, nervous headache, nervous
proetratien, the after effects of !a grippe,
influenza, and movers colds°, diseases
depending on humors in the blood, ouch an
scrofula, chronic erysipelau, eto. Pink
Pills give m healthy glow to pale
and callow complexions, and ere a specie°
for the troubles peculiar to the remelts
system, and in the case of men they
effect a radioed euro in ail cases arising from
mental worry, overwork or excesses of
any nature.
Dr. Williams' Pink P111a are Bald
only in boxes bearing the firm's trade mark.
They are never meld in bulk, or, by the
dozen or hundred, and any dealer who offers
enbstitutes in tide form in trying to defraud
you and should be avoided. The public are
else cautioned aggainet all other eo-celled
oloed builders and nerve tonics, pat up in
stmilar form intended to deceive. Ask
your dealer for Dr. Williams' Pink Piller for
Pale People and refuse all imitations and
substitutes.
Those pine are manufactured by the Dr.
Williams; Medicine Company, Brockville,
Onb., and Schenectady, N.Y., and may be had
of all druggists or direct by mail from Dr.
Williams' Medicine Company front either
address ab 50 cents a box, or 6 boxes for
$2.50. The pride at which these pills
aro sold makes a course of treatment com-
paratively inexpensive as oompared with
•cher remedies or medical treatment.
TUE TRAJECTORY OF A GU%.
A huge Projectile Could be Fired Clear
fever fllont Blanc.
An excellent illustration of the power of
modern ordnance is given in the catalogue
which the Kruppe of Essen bare leaved cm -
cowing their exhibit at the Worid'e Colum-
bian Exposition. Tho 9.45 inch coaet gun,
which ie 40 calibres long and weighs 31
metric tons, is so mounted thab it can be
fired at an elevation of 44 degrees. With a
prejectile weighing 474 peptide and a
powder charge of 253 pounds, an initial
velocity of 2,099 feet wan obtalncd, and
with the maximum elevation of 44 degrees
the projectile was huzled a dietence of
65,616 feet at the Meppon proving grounds.
In its flight the projectile reached an alti-
tude of 21,456 feet, its flight occupying 70.2
seconds. This is reported to have been the
greatest distance fired thus far by any gut.
with an equal woighb of projectile. The pro-
jectile would clear Mont Blanc, and it
would bo passible to fire aver that moun-
tain from Pre-St,-Dldlrr.
Quick Action.
"Centerline sent a thery to a megezine
the othor.day aaid got back a gstoor replyi
They said the story 'leaked repidity to
movement."'
" Well, whore's the geeerness of that?"
" Yon one, be Penh this MS. ono day and
got le back the next, see he considered that
pretty rapid movements."
" Oae of you boys ham been stealing
rehires smelts I have found the oeeds en the
floor. Which one ef you was it 1'' Tatntey
—1+e wasn't the ; I swallowed the weds fe
vttine.
THE PICNIC OUTFIT.
Things to be Borne in Mind in
Getting Ready for One,°
A GALAXY _ OF " DON'TS,"
HE picnic season hep
pasesd Its giory, but
Ery it is yob with us.
l;tnt"'c isz 'Dm spell has fallen
ITL upon all aorta and
oondltlone of matt-
e kind, an the moot
casual observation of
trains and ferryboats
and steamboat land-
ings will effectually
prove. The young
and' the old, the
sophisticated and the
unsophisticated alike
. plan outings. Memo-
' ries of last year's
bakinge, broilin,;s and reaetingo, the cost of
sunburn and tan that provoked a season of
blisters Baud akin peeling and nocossibatod
bathe of salerat:ue ,And buttermilk and
inunotione of cold °roam ; even the thought
of the mesquite that biteth, the furzy worm
that crawls in inconvenient places, the
omnipresent hoptoad and the green ons ke
have ail been relegated to the land where
unpleasant things should dwell together
undisturbed.
Instead we are overwhelmed with thoughteoa�
of green grass, emerald bladed and diamond
tipped, that grows in bosky dells ; elm
shaded, babbling brooks, and gliding craft
on glassy lakes, and straightway are the
guests invited and the baskets packed.
Granted, however, that the menu is a
vital feature some hlnts concerning it may
be particularly timely. It may seem super-
fluoue to say to the veteran picnicker, tLake
a basket, but people have been known who
substituted a paper box, with dasastrous
roaulte to the °entente. Having secured a
hamper, according to the size of the party,
proceed to pack. Place a towel smoothly
over the bottom and sides, then put in the
sandwich boxes.
Tho name of sandwich, like hashis
hardly, a thing to conjure with, but a little
care and ingenuity wall work wonders with
the sandwich family. Chicken sandwiches
are always appreciated at a picnic. They
may be made of minced chicken, placed as
usual between two very thin dices of but-
tered bread, on which a criep lettuce leaf or
water cress has been laid. Chicken jelly
eandwiehss are also choice edibles. They
will keep moist en the longest jeurn.ey and
retain their delicate flavor. The chicken
should be boileddintll the meat falls from
the bones. After packing the pieces in a
greened dish a package of gelatine dissolved
in the chicken gravy should be poured over
all. Proper seasoning should be added and
the whole allowed to cool, when it can be
eat in thin slices and treated after the usual
fashion.
Sandwiches made of minced ham and
°bi.cken, flavored with nutmeg and pepper
and melted butter, are delicious. So are
brandied tongue sandwichee. To make
these boil a beef tongue until tender, skin it
and pub it in a saucepan, with half a cup of
butter, two wineglassfule of port er brandy,
a tablespoonful of made mustard and a dash
of pepper. The tongue Fhonld remain until
browned and be allowed to cool in the
gravy.
Orab sandwiches are another pleasing
varlation. The crab ehould be minced
finely and a teaepconful of chopped parsley
and melted butter rubbed in. Three chopped
hard boiled eggs should then be added and
the whale epread thickly on the bread. Nar
must the sardine sandwich be forgotten.
Each sandwich should be wrapped in a piece
of waxed paper and packed In boxes, which
should be placed in the bottom of the
hamper.
Other things that go to make the inner
joys of the picnic party, and whioh must
find a place in the basket, are a sealed
bottle of pickles, a can of sardines, same
extra rolls or slices of bread, a pot of baked
beans, crackers and cheese, plenty of fruit,
a tin can filled with sugar, lemons and a
quantity of green tea. Other things which
moot go with the party are a tablecloth,
seine paper napkins, an extra towel, some
tumblers for the tea and lemonade, a email
pitcher and sieve for the tea. The cold tea
may be made by soaking the tea for an hour
in cold water and then pouring it through
the goys Leto the glasses.
There are any number of hints in the
shape ef don't that might be packed along
with the other' things, and- which will
add materially to the chances of en-
joyment For example, don't mix up
ya)ur guests. It's all very well for you to be
the all round friend en °acasioae, but don't .
make a picnic an occasion for bringing to-
gether people who have reasons for not
speaking as they pass by or who use their
tongues only to say spiteful things to each
other.
Don't mho the picnic the opporbunlby for
breaking In now shoes. The biggest, oldest
pair of shoes in your collootien will be novo
tee easy on the return trip ; besides, such
thtnge as turned, strained, even sprained
ankiee have been known as picnic incidents,
and a new thee would have to be cub to get
it off and would necessitate going home in
shoeless state.
1!.
Also don't make the picnio the occasion of
showing off your °harming little bonnet and
new mull gown. A thunder shower may
send across the clearest blue sky any time,
and mull dreseos and dainty bats have an
alarming way of collapsing if wet. Be
prepared, therefore, far rain or shine by
wearing a big eunhab and a serge gown
and shirt waist. These will not keep you
in a fever of anxiety for fear they will get
Boiled or spoiled. Also be reelgned to oome
home looking like a broiled lobster and to
being adorned with numerous soratohesand
bites frons festive insects bent on n summer
lark, just as you are in the gay sunshine.
If you will follow all these directions with
proper attention you will find them a potent
recipe for extracting the swept from the
bitter of the picnic form of recreation.
At Another Time.
" Papa," said Johnny Como, " why is it
called the mother tongue instead of the
father tongue Y"
" 1'11 tell you tome other time, Johnny,"
replied Mr. Cumso in a whisper, as he
Flamed to where Mrs. Cumso was pitting
within earshob.
Peraoverieg Widower—It was she who
drove me to dnlek, Mies A. (e. little
wt;ar')—What could she have driven you
to that you wealth have liked better ?
Men (in theatre, to woman in front)—
Mad,nnn, 1 paid one dollar and a half for
this seat, and your hat--" Woman
(calmly)—That hat Dost forty dollars.
" Why do you always make light of me?"
asked the match of the wall, upon which it
had been struck. " Well," answered the
wall, " you aiwaye Deet refleoblons on me,"
" Are .yon in a position to let Inc have
that .too eschars you owe me Y" " No, I've
Ina lent my position. Oen you let me have
another testi ?"
' ` FAME OR MANSLAUGHTER,
Gardiner, Captain of tho Flying Dutch,
luau, Spoken at Sea.
TELLS HIS VYING EgPEEIENCIES-
ATE yesterday the
Eritieh ship Vera-
ejean, Capt. Crow-.
ley, which left
London en June
161h, arrived here
and brought a
story of a strange
meeting" o n the
0o e a n highway,
Captain Crowley
told me that at
ebsub 5 o'clock on
the morning of
July 19th, while
in latitude 40 t!eg. 31 min„ longitude 57
deg. 49 min., about eight hundred miles
due east of New York, he sighted a sailboat
containing ono man bearing down an his
ship with her ensign down. He hove to his
ship.
When the boat came alongside elle wan
found to be the Flying Dutchman, Captain
Gardiner, which left Shelbourne, N. S.,
June 191)h bound for Falmouth, England.
She was only 15 feet long, or 20 feet over
all. She carried a reale: ail and jib. She
was covered over with canvas forward,
while a diminutive deck bowie occupied
the stern. The middle of the beat was so
arranged that the nolo occupant filled the
seat, his body preventing water from enter-
ing the little craft.
Captain Gardiner had a tale of woo to
bell. He was token on board, while hie
boat was tied along -nide. Ho was so stiff
and sere that he could hardly walk.
SAVED ETA LIFE LINE.
He said he had encountered muoh
rough weather ainoo leaving Sheiboarne.
For six days he had been obliged
to lay to, having used a sea anchor
fer the purpose. When he saw that a gale
was coming he tied ens end of a rope to his
waist and the other to the boat. A heavy
sea carried hint overboard, but by means of
the rope he dragged himself on board. In
doing so he caught hold of the baat's rudder
and unshipped it, with the result that it
woo loab. He was forced to use an oar in
place of the rudder. A dog which he had
taken as a companion was swept overboard
and lost.
His troubles inoltrded the upsetting of a
kerosene stove, which set fire to his bag of
clothes and a suit) cf oilskins, which he was
obliged to throw overboard to save the boat
from burning.
Captain Crowley asked him why Inc had
chosen to cross the Atlantic ie no frail a
Graft. Gardiner said times were so hard in
the United States that men could not gat
wages sufficient to meet their demands, and
therefore he had decided to do something to
"make a name" for himself.
Capt. Crowley tried to indium him to turn
his boat adrlfb and come to New York on
the Verajoan, but Gard:nor refused.
"FAME OR MANSLAUGHTER."
" It's fame or maeolanghter," he replied
tragically. "I'm going to cross the Aldan"
tic in the Flying Dee ciao cr sink trying.
Capt. Crowley supplied Gardiner with 300
pounds of ballast, a beaker of water,° quan-
tity dot], is new rudder fer hie boat, which
the ship's carpenter made, dry ciothem,
tobacco, matches, snap, a chart and a few
minor articles.
The Flying Datohsnar' was spoken on July
5th by the Norwegian bark Noacb VI. She
was then 100 miles southeast by east of
Shelbourne.
Capt. Crowley thinks the chanoes are
favorable that the little boat will roach her
destination.
Down 'With High Prices For
Electric Belts.
81.55, 82.65, 83.70 ; former prices $5, $7,
$10. Qualty remains the same -16 dif-
ferent styles; dry battery and acid belts
—mild or strong current. Less than half
the price of any other: company and more
home testimonials than all the rest to-
gether. Full list free. Mention this
gaper. iii . T. BAER & CO. Windsor, Ont.
What we hope ever to do with ease we
must first learn to do with diligence.—
Johnson.
The small boy is never as blue as he
looks, when he is eating home-made black-
berry pie.
The ideal onmmer hotel clerk weare a
large diamond and dispenses studded
politenese.
Over 26 per Dent. of reading men in every
country are short-aighte3 or otherwise of
defective vision.
Hope is the smiling personage who pre-
sents us with a bill of fare when wo haven't
a cent in our pocket.
say
Loo kt
Well
to the ways of her household."
Yes, Solomon is right; that's what
the good housekeeper everywhere
does, but particularly in Can-
ada.
But her ways are not always
odd ways. In fact she has dis-
carded many unsatisfactory old
ways. For instance, to -day she
is using
the New Shortening, instead of
lard. Ancl this is in itself a rea-
son' why "slie looketh well" in
another sense, for she eats no
Bard to cause poor digestion and
a worse complexion.
COTTOLellell is much better
than lard for all cooking pur-
poses, as every one who has tried
it declares. Have you tried it?
For sale everywhere.
Made only by
P1� K. FATRIE3ANK & CO.
Wellington and Ansa Ste,,
Molete lenAL
;r isi-", ` 4' itak"'
wb
Castoria is Dr, Samuel Pitt?rinea"' 0 p 'ese iptiOi'Jl far Infants
`d%nd Children. It contains ;lei '„ :114,r :.ilium, Morphine ito'r
other Narcotic substance. 4".; ns Lag .1Iw;lrrdiw;is substitute
for Paregoric, 3DropJt, i oote inn , ;areal Castor oil.
kt is Pleasant. Tits ,.",'a1v"lrc^+Y.b.:l1 Y:a 4 :en'<?f Tr -ars' use by
Millions of Mother's,. Cast onr n de stn oyc: Worm:, nand, allays
Tevcz'ish,imss. Castcri,'.vu 333.:WC.'11t3 Vf Init.112; ig:'.:rz Cza d'ig
cures Diarrbazt a rad ' 5rnrs,A Col le. Castoria, relieves
teething troubles, cares t tirnation £, zc? 1ntn1nrscy.
Castoria assirrlilate,l the 1.`on,.1, regulates atea •time :){loffi3.^.kch
and bowels;, giving mania: e.• nand natun. 1 :;lamp. Cason
atcrlaa is tho Childrt;rt's Pana,.,ea---tho Jilothz.a' ' Friend.
Casrto:ri a.
"Castorla is an exeollont medicine for c'i:-
8ren. ?mothers have repeatedly told. inc cf lam
good o.Vect upon that children."
Da. G. C. OrOoon,
Lownil,
Alass.
" Castoria is the best remedy for children of
which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not
mar distant when mothers will consi;ler thereat
interest of their children, and use Castoria in-
stead of the various quacl: nostrums which are
destroying their loved ones, by for eind opu m,
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents down their throats, thereby sendinti
them to premature graves."
Du. 3. F. nn nomat.os,
Conway, Ar'
Castoria,
" Criteria is so well adopted to child?r'entelal
1 reccruuonditassuperior toanypreseriptbq
.hnowa to me.'
ITh A. Anidean, 71. D.,
111 So. oesoi t1,3t , Brooklyn, N. Y.
" Our physicians in the ohildrea's depart-
ment have spoken highly of their esperi-
enca in their outside practice with Castoria,
and although we only have among our
medical supplies what is known as regular
products, yet vro are free to confess that the
merits of Castoria has won us to look with
favor upon it."
UNITED EOSZIra-u. AND 1DISPrtPa9IIy,
Boston, Mass
A:.LL-Y C. SinITu, Pres.,
%Se €'ontarn Conn 7, T1 it ua ay Si=0®'b, 1,7ecr 'York City.
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li1OW DRIT GXSis GET MUSH.
The Swimming Rodent of the Jersey
Meadows is the Source of Supply.
" As to the musk, now," said the young
man in search of information, " I dare say
that the race of fragile but aromatic little
deer from which musk is obtained must be
nearly extinct by this time, is it not ? "
" Well," replied the frank druggist, says
the New York Scan, " not the fragile and
aromatic little deer that furnishes the musk
I sell. That fragile and aromatic Iittle deer
isn't any nearer extinction now than he was
when he first began to dive and burrow and
that was 'way back in the prletine yearn.'
" Why," exclaimed the young man in
search of information, " the animal that
supplies the musk of commerce lives among
the palm -Diad hills of Central Aida, where
piotureeque native hunters follow its tiny
track, risking their lives and undergoing
great toil and hardship to secure the tamest)
infiniteslmel ego which envelope the
precious perfume, and by painful journeys
of miles and miles bearing it to the marts
of trade, where it is sold for many times its
weight in gold. Everybody knows that."
d, Yes," replied the druggist, " I've
heard of that. But the way I find
the facts is different. The animal
that supplies the muck of commerce
around these parts lives largely in these
luxuriant realms of bog and malaria known
as the Jersey marshes, where the following
of its trail is attended with no rick of life,
no toil, no hardship, that I ever beard of.
I never knew it to be attended with muoh
of anything but a jug of rum and a long;
handled spear. The hunters arepictureegeo,
though. An old fur cap, a large chew of
tobacco oozing over an unprotesting red
chin whisker, and a pair of gum boots
filled with the lege of hickory overalls and
a long, lank Jerseyman—that ought to pass
for picturesquehadn't it ? But none of the
hunters ever said anything to me about an
infinitesimal sao enveloping precious
perfume, nor even complained about having
to journey many painfui miles and miles to
reach the marts of trade, nor have I any
recollection of their demanding many times
its weight in gold for the preoloue perfume.
Not any hunters that I ever dealt with.
They just jumped aboard a ferry beat,
landed on this side and hoofed it up hare,
and, chucking on the counter what they had
to sell, said :
"' There ye be, cap'n. Didn't hey much
luck ylsterd y, an' only Flashed tbo pods out
o' ten. They're good uns, though. O'b to
be wuth 10 cents a pair, cap's.'
" Yes. Those picturesque hunter° who
risk their lives on aha trail of the musk deer
in Central Asia mountains can do better by
packing their grips and chasing the wily
muskrat on the Jersey marshes. They
might have to wear more clothes, but they'd
get more musk and find a market right
under their noses. Yes, my eon. The effete
orient is no place for the musk hunter now-
adays. Tho robnsb occident beckons him
and he had hotter oome. Ho needa'b fetch
his spear with him. Ho can get one here for
50 cents."
setter Expressed.
Crummer—What is the matter with.
Carson. He appears to be all battered up.
Gilleland—He anted as umpire yester-
day and gave a decision against the home
team.
Crummer-And he was wrong, I sup-
pose 7
Gilleland—Well, I would hardly express
it in that way. He wan right, ethically, but
he showed blamed bad judgment.
Two Views of One Quality.
Caller (to Tommy who has been staring
at her fixedly for ten minutes)—Welt, what
dote the little boy think of mo ?
Tommy --I don'b really know.
Caller—You don't know. And why don't
you know ?
Tommy—'COs papa aaya you're the most
charming woman he ever met, and mamma
says you are an odious flirt. Which are
you ?
A typo of firearm hail been invented in
England by which oompreseed gam is util-
ized inetoed ef ponder as a propelling force.
The principal food export of Sweden le
butter.
The gambling house is a toothache he tate
head of soolety; but pulling doesn't always
euro it.
Uncle Clover (hearing 'undo at Chinese
theatre)—Mandy, I guess am had bettor
nob go in just yet awhile. Mandy --Why.
not ? Uncle Clover—Well, I guees they're
bavin' trouble with the bees swarming.
A Wonderful Place of Carving.
One of the greatest worts of Henry Vor-
bruggen is the carved pulpit of the grand
parochial church at Brussels. The whole
design is an allegorical s;-enee At the base
are Adam and Eve, lits -size, expelling the
angel, while grim Death himself may be
seen hovering in the rear. The $ret pair
bear upon their shoulders. a hollow globe, the
cavity being the piece where the
preacherotands while delivering his sermons.
From the globe rises a mea sustaining a
canopy, which in turn supports two figures,
one of an angel and the curer a female re-
presenting Trath. Above all bhia is the
Virgin and the infant Jests crushing the
serpent's head with a cross.
as Ib ie ' now ' or ' never;' " remarked the
compositor. And he pia it "never " when
it Should have been " stove."
" You've made a f ree.t mistake, Mr
Boniface," said the summer girl, " in your
arrangements for danoieg. You've put all
your energies intoe ball rooms. It is a fine
ball room, but the etrima and piazzas are en-
tirely too Small. Don't eon know that all
the fun of a dance at a summer hotel lies in
Sitting on the stairs or piezz t,e. You don't
need a ball roam at all, !mealy,"
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thousand years.
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