Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1971-10-07, Page 31144 Ann Landers 'says• • • r The piled is not fir,• normal o i R , Dear Ann Landers: I just returned—from Poria,- 'where= 1-- visited i.visited my cousin whom I had not seen for several years. I got the shock of my life when I Filet her son. He is 15 years old _arid a beautiful boy. You'll notice I didn' say. "handsome," I said bea tiful• This kid has shoulder len th hair, nail polish and makeup. When I first met him I could have sworn he was a girl. Since the clothes for both sexes are alike these days (faded hip -hugger jeans, , wild print shirts„ beads, sandals, wide belts) ;it's hard to tell what's what. The boy is a very sweet kid — �i bright, and well spoken — and he has ladylike manners. When his „mother.and I were alone she told me he had dressed up especially for me - that he doesn't wear makeup or nail polish to school.' "And, she added, "I want to make it clear that he is NOT a' homosexual. He's a transvestite - a normal male who does not engage in sexual activity. He to simply enjoys dressing like a woman." I'll send a check for' $20 to yottr favorite charity, Ann, if you.';say :there are' such:people Cousin From Streator ' 'Dear Cousin: Send a check to the Illinois Chapter For Retarded Children but make it for $10. There ARE such people -- and they are not necessarily practicing homosexuals, but the authorities whom I respect, do not consider" "t'ransve'stites' normal. * * Dear Ann Landers: My husban s just returned to work after s rgery and a lengthy convalescence at home. His condition waste not serious. He ' has hlid a complete recovery but I am ready to' collapse: This Cs why I'm writing. Earl is a member of several, fraternal and civic organizations and we have a large family and many friends. We were swamped with company from the'.minute Earl came home from the hospital. I'm sure this slowed up Earl's recovery, by several days. ' Naturally I had -to be dressed for' company from the minute I opened my eyes because we had callers, even in the morning. 1 • ran a snack service around the ` clock and had to keep cleaning up after each batch of visitors. ' Our food and drink bill for that month was out of this world. I appreciate ev' ryone's concern but a card in the mail _would have done just as well. You have told people through your column not to visit sick holes in his, Dingbats have a Way -- friendsin the hospital: _Please- tett— of ...._ them not• to visit sick' people at of finding each other and I'Min n favor of it. When a crazy person home, either,, Thank you.. , • Ex -Patient's Wife Who Is Now marries somebody normal, that's a disaster. Remind Renee' and Sick Googie. ' to make sure their Dear Wife: My blanket rule is medical insurance is paid up and, "Don't drop-in. Call first." This , would be a 'Soon to wives of wish em luck convalescent patients: You could 'then -have' said; "So sores; Earl must do nothing but rest until 'he goes back to, work." * * * • ,` Dear Ann Landers: Your prejudices are showing. Why dd you have it in for the Dutch? Recently you "told, a woman to "talk to him like a Dutch uncle." How is a Dutch uncle different from a Jewish uncle? You also told a teen-ager the reason she was ,"in Dutch" was because she placed so little value on the truth': This suggests that the Dutch have no integrity and are always in = trouble. History tells us otherwise. The final insult was your advice to i'rtiear stockings to a reception "even though your legs are beautifully tanned. A bare leg looks' `Dutchy.' • "' Is it ,fair to label an entire ethnic group, as, slobs with' no culture — grubby and dirt poor? You owe me an answer in the ,paper. Pennsylvania Dutch and 'Proud Of It Dear Penn: The Dutch grubby and dirt poor? You must be out of your tujip-pickin' nintd..1•The. xichest_w oman-in-the "S'IAgb QWiKMi,.� P r' i2i'�"'tS �Gn-� '-LtL@1.MC • TODAYS CHIL 8 B ■ H,ELEN, ALLEN Torbnto`Tekgram 4odicate as Wilhelmina. Dear Ann Landers: My . husband's sister is 1eigh. years older than I —33" to be exact — ,e` .but she's an idiot. "Renee has , .been going. steady with Googie '. for six months. Neither has ever been - married. They have the craziest relationship I ever heard of. 'They play praeti al jokes on each other—corny hings you wouldn't believe—f r example, , lapel carnations that spurt water, ' plastic snakes under sofa pillows, cigars that explode. One night he' --- showed up in a fright wig and a ° tramp's outfit—to take her to a °• formal dinner at' the country . club. • -�Then there's the, fighting and the making up: .On Monday he gives her a black eye and on., Tuesday he sends her a dozen roses. Th'e . following week /She brains him_ with a � key wrench. Two days later they take a kiss -and -,make-up trip" to Lake Tahoe. Yesterday they announced they .' are getting. -married.._Ltold.her.,.L,.didn'-.t...thi,nk.•,,: it would work because they fight so much. She insists she' is crazy, about the guy and the fighting "doesn't mean anything." How ` can I help these two lunatics . avoid a tragic mistake? Marriage Would be . a disaster. Please advise.—Troubled Waters -Dear- T:W.: Keep out of it. The rocks in her head match the „H '•s ,.Always_ ap..,Py' 4 pry �ae n /•t".aF/".. 401 ,4 1 -an filegro ire' descent, he is -a •sti>rrdy boy with beautiful ul i$ dark eyes and medium -brown 'skin. Ile has sparse dark hair which 'is beginning ,,,J,p„. eurt311A, hiea1th is good, apart fronii a tendency to colds., - Timmy is a cuddly, lovable, good-natured baby. His foster mother says if. he iisn't smiling he's laughing. if he' cries she knows something is rr ally distressing him. He's .a good eater and he sleeps -well. Timmy isn't crawling yet, .but ,he gets around with considerable speed by lying on his tummy and pulling• himself along the floor with his arms. Other' children ape a delight to Timmy and he is used to being,yvith them. Young as he is, he'' learning to play ball by•rolling it, yvith a pair of toddlers in his foster home. ' ' -Timmy like jpe,uple .and has_neve'r been shy, though he looks strange, s over for a minute or two before decid- ing -to -be friendst This baby needs -.parents who will appreciate a lively, sunny -tempered young son. To inquire about adopting T- rimy pleas"e'.write td T`c day's Child, Department of So- ciAtong Family Services, Parliament Buildings, Toronto L8 . For general adoption information, aslomyour Chil- dren's Aid Society. °. "PL1AEit I-t'is duite an ardeat reading • the headlines these days. President Nixon's surcharge has, thrown, the financial world. into a panic bf sorts. Telephone rates -are up and rail fares are going up. lrverybody and his brother is either -on strike or threat- ening to strike. More than one out of every ten mem- ' bers of the work force 24 and under is jobless. The government has proved totally incapable .of both halting inflation and increasing employment. Welfare costs are soaring. Plants are shutting down. In a boom or bust economic cycle, we certainly don't seem to be headed for a boom, A friend of mine who came to Canada from• Ger- many told me frankly, "In the 1$ years Il have been in Canada, for the first time 1 ani scared." - John Bassett, financier, wheeler-dealer, and im- perious owner ° of the TorontoTelegram, gave that city a rude shock when he announced brusquely that the 95 -year-old paper would cease publication because it was losing large sums 'of .money. And there went 1200 jobs, That leaves • Toronto, with a population creeping up on the two -million mark, :with ...only two papers_ OL, ,:ozrr arative.-._ L Sial:'' A•n n � .-.. ssS�rsC :vnanw �.. a.. ux. .7 . r4 ly has two dhlie:ts°'1'iere something rotten 'in Den- . mark? • Now don't feel sorry for Mr. Bassett. You won't find ' him on the welfare rolls for a bit yet; even `though, the Tely was losing over half •a Million a year. • He owns • Toro?lto Argonauts and ;has extensive holdings in , an audio-visual empire, plus only he and Goff know what else. But 1 feel a little guilty when 1 think of the Tele- gram goingon the rocks. Un - ,til just over a year ago, the - Telegram Syndicate dis- tributed my column. Then 1 switched to another syndi- cate. Is it possible that merely one rat leaving can sink a, ship? 1 he awake and worry about this at nights. For about 28 seconds., I find '• that the only way to escape from this pall of ,gloom and doom is to con- centrate on something just as silly as the bickering, whining, recalcitrant, salty, exuberant human race, One' of the silliest things in the world is the English language. But it's also fas- cinating. • Especially the slang, which changes almost from day to day. I'm not much interested in the thousands of = new woods added to the language every year by r.ce, but 1 have•a morbid intere4'.; in the abor- tions 'that cree into daily usage. J. GOPER Qj $IMA,( -S 4 Alt,' MP"c+ , P!4;t+„at: Here's relief for tedious aces chiropracter, want ^ 1to pull, anyone's leg? "You're' putting me. down" means you are squelching the speaker. "You put me off' means that the person addressed is displeasing to you. , "Will yojj put •tne up?" reams you want a free place to sleep. "You're always cutting me up" means" that you are criticising the speaker, •and is a favourite among teen- ^.•--- *ers: "Cut me, off refers - to anything from a conver- sation to an allowance. "1 really cut -him down" means that you reduced some- body, either verbally or physically, to your , own pigmy proportions, and is usually a prevarication. Or even a lie. The Yanks got in there first with "wise". You take a noun, add "wise" to it, and you have a herma- phrodyte. Can you see the' tortured visage of- a foreign- er, who has learned to speak impecable English, having -to cope ' with something like, "Sales -wise, he's on the ball., Younger readers may .. stop here. Their eiders, those who . have a stomach for it, may continue. For example, you take a verb such. -as ".to put",generally .n Ylace Theny4 u YHrt"Y o 7ntani 9l7 .you have a whole nevi vo- cabulary. "You're putting me on.” That really means;"You're pulling my leg." Try to ex- plain that to somebody learning English. Why would #' • anybody, except perhaps a hat e7tperi ence-w se, he's: , just not with ' And 1 w$ndelr,414w' ,the Depar.finent rofT;anaport words its advertisements when it is seeking ,the ser* vices of keepers„ of light . - houses, Who resPviti4s if the ad' simply says; `"WANT,D LIGHTHQUSEEEP» E1,S"? Is the , Departrnent, swamped with, applications from lazy 'w,onren who want to db only 'tight housekeep- ing, no scrubbing? Or does it get buckets of mail from ' little, skinny' guys " who don't mind a bit of house- keeping on the side? ,.Fair boggles the mind. Next time you're troubled by the headlines, find sortie - thing silly, and save your sanity. Remember ' ladies] .5e1i 'c'' ill your: meeting. reports FARING TESTS Nq Obligation CAMPBELL'S-GODERICH THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14 •— 1 - 3 P.M. &atteries, accessories, Yt HEAhIN7G AWS. • repairs to most makes • E R. TH EDE 4-learing••Aid Service -Ltd- . e FOR YOUR AUTO INSURANCE-, MALCOLM MATHER.S GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT 46rWEST ST. 524-9442 NOW'ABOUT YOUR PLUM61NG3.. 1 - NG' 6s.,,,F-REE TO YOU, IS PARTOF AU THE WORK WE OO OU'R.E PART F THE .SCENE IMPORTANT NEWS FOR EVERY YOUNG MAN' :AND WOMAN AGES 18 TO 21 - ® LOCA( TRADEMARKS, Ina "� PUJMBING & HEATING A524-7861 The rewa riling art of.SeIf-DefeflCe. Too many men and women get hurt at work, just because they don't look after themselves. The -secret is to work , defe sively. P • ere's onevay to improve yo tr'se1f=defence-=talk safety. Accidents are less likely to • happen when everyone is alert. The sure welly to safely is • Self - Defence. efr Your Workmen'5COmPeflSd1tb0hiB00 and The SafetASSOCi0ti0flS, Ontario w � Nineteen seventy-one. has been your year in Ontario. Now'you have full legal rights as an adult man or woman, This means you can sign'a chntract; you can vote, There will be new concerns and involvements, new freedoms and new responsibilities, • -THE WELLINGS MINT will strike a medallion commemo- rating this "coming,Q.tr.,age" for over ,400,000 ybtritg people in Ontario and the instrument which brought • this change into effect: The Age of Majority and Account- ability, Bill 122, passed by • the Legislature of the Prov- inc �af Ontario, July 28, 1971 ,' an yAct respecting the Age,of Majority and Account- ability by , the Province of 0r` t'ario. You can purchase this medal- lion by completing the follow- ing order form. These medal- lions may be personalized, with your name and birthdate for a small additional amount. If a name. and birthdate js to be engraved on the medal- lion, proof of age should be supplied , . this could be a. copying .machine facsimile of a birth certificate or other acceptabl'e document. Please do not send originals: MOTHERS, FATHERS, GODPARENTS, GRANDPARENTS! . You will find the Age of 'Majority __MadaI ian:.../•9.7...1.r ..a. most appreciated ,•gi•ft for Christmas or other special occasionsby the young people in your family who have becomeadults this year. The order form below indi- cates the sizes of medals available as well :as the pre- •cious metal in which they are minted along with the acces- sories that, can be ordered. OFFI`AL ORDER FORM • • The Wellings Mint, • 70 Galaxy Blvd., Rexdale, Ontario • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • NAME • •r . .1,-,^.. • • Myheque for Full Size 22 Karat Gold 1,2 diameter 39m,, Sterling Silver 1' 1 diameter 39mm Presentation Case Sire 22 Karat Gnld 34 diameter 19mm Sterling Silver 34 diameter 19m^' Accessories eckcil'ains w 1 118 inches •Sterimg Silver Neckcha n Gold Filled Neckchaln 14 Karat Gold Neckchaln Neekchain, 402 (24 inches, heavie• Sterling Silver Neckchaln Gold Filled Neckchaln 14 Karat Gold Neckchain Chum Bracelets #1 Sterling Silver Charm Braceiei Gold Filled Charm Bracelet 10 Kara'Gold Charm Bracelet Please enter my order for the Age -of Majority medals and accessories I have checked below. I understand if my order is received 'on or before Nov, 15; 1971 it will be delivered before Christmas. including 5% sales taxis enclosed. 5° NO Or S,Ve0 iota -. _F.,ce Medals Tar Cotf 1.50 00 .P, ;000 1 00 '9 00 3 75 NO 01 A<fes 2 40 2 75 1600 4 85 5 25 45 50 7 25 7 95 38 50 Charm' Bracelets i#2 Sterling Silver Charm Bracelet Gold Filled Charm Bracelet 10 Karat Gold Charm Bracelet Neck Bangle (Charm not included) Sterling SrIver Neck Bangle Gold Filled Neck Bangle Pendants for 11" Medallion AM 3 Sterling Silver , AM 4 18 Karat Gold • 5'. NO 0r Sales pr,re •A,ers Tar' S 9 00 9 75 70 00 12 50 j500 15 00 79 00 Teta)„ .Cott Please add 51 06 far packaging, mailing and ,handl-mg (barges Add 10 cents per letter or 'number for engraving of name and birthdate Delivery guaranteed for Xmas if orders received by Nov. 15/71,,.Chargex Service now available. " Please chock if you are presently a Wettings Mtnt subscriher, , THE WELLINGS MINT,'CANADA'S FOREMOST PRIVATE MINT • • ' CITY • • WELLINGS MINT LIMITED '70 Galaxy Blvd Rexdale, .Ontario SIGNATURE ^ CARD - FXPIRY DAT( CHARGEX No MVw.n PROVINCE PLEASE PRINT CLEARLY 9, • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • h • • • • • • - • • • • • • • • • io • • • AM42 �. 11;0141•••• 40 • t SINES ECTOI 175a— Ronald L. McDon�Id CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT 39 St. David St., 52442.8a--- Goderich, 2442..53- --Goderich, Ontario • . W.' BELL OPTOMETRIST The Square 5247661 14S ESSEX STREET OODERICH, ONTARIO 4vailable For \•: Lbrgeor Small Parties. CONCERTS — BINGOS DANCES — CONVENTIONS We. Cater Any Time or Place Banquet. Rooms for 25 to 400 Special Attention to. Weddings PHONES 524-9371 or 9264 * FRIGIDAIRE * IndESTINGHOUSk' * GIBSON *,HOOVER Sales and Service• X A JEWELL BROTHERS APPLIANCES & TV LTD. The Square -'- Goderich Now a good salary Opportunity -security ' for you in a business career Goderich Business College Clerical, Secretarial, Medical. -Secretarial Courses 524-8521 R,eS. 524-8732 For rr FASHION RIGHT SHOE$ DIESEL rY. 0 Pumps and Injectors Repaired For All Popular Makes' Huron Fuel Injection Equipment Bayfield Clintu"n-482-7971 CHISHOLM° FUELS Distributors For PRODUCTS HOME, FARM, INDUSTRY * Free Burner •Servic * Furnace Financing * Gasolines & Diesel Fuels 524.7681 h9-7524 OR r° 4 For -. cPleasant Sirrroundinz. and Good Food THE ,GODERICH. RESTAURANT STEAK HOUSE, and TAVERN Cards For All Occasions, * Gifts • * Books * Statjpnery Supplies - *' Records ANDERSON'S . BOOK CENTRE 33 East St. Goderich GODERICH BUILDING CENTRE The Place To Go Is * 524-8383 - ;gJt!lk*'•^'+n'*M a@�.r x'f."Maw,w.vr