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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-6-1, Page 2The Pali 'AM nalent Mined. Than Main was a leaelYua I'M ready to believe Althoughbis many dgre were bleseed With naturea foireet BTe ; BY maiden Manta aed uousuis tails The man was never kissed, And thus, 1 often think ahout The fun that Adam missed. It same to no iliS life wifelike An otnrepeated dream.; He never treated, girls and maid Three dollars or ice-oream ; Ife never, when a little boy, 13y grown-up ,girle Vas kissed; And when he cited ho ueyer knew The fun that he had missed, to never wont seourity And had the note to pay ; He never Saw his banks eashier Steal graoefullY away; "in all his life he never ny A mother-in-law was kissed; 13ut why go on and 'numerate The fun that Adam missed Perhaps, if he were living now— But then, why speculate Ued he too old and not inclined To play with iiekle fate. For centuries the wanton winds His unknown grave have kissed; Perhaps he sleeps the better for The fun that he has missed. MISS GALE'S PREDICAMENT. A. 'Tonna' Lady Who Wrote a PrOpotial to rieraelf. WHEN a man has battled with poverty all his life, fearing it as be fought it, feeling ,or its skinny throat to throttle, and yet dreading all the while the coining of the time when it would gain the mastery and throttle hart—when such a man ia told that he is rich, it might be imagined he would receive the announcement with hilarity. When Richard Denham realized that he wae wealthy he became even more •sobered than usual, and drew a long breath as if he had been running a race and had won it. The man who had brought hint the news had no idea he had told Denham anything novel. Se merely happened to say, 'You are a rich man, M. Denman, and will never mien Denham had never before been called a rich man, and up to that moment he had not thought of himaelf as wealthy. He wrote out the check asked of him, and his guest departed gretefully, leaving the merchant with some- thing to ponder over. He was surprised with the suddenness of things as if some one had lefb him a legaey. Yet the money was all his own accumulating, but his strizg, gle had. been so long, and he had been no hopeless about it, that from mere habit he exerted all his energies long after the enemy was overcome—just as the troops of New Orleans fought a great battle not knowing the war over. He had sprung from ouch a hopelessly poor family. Poverty had been their in- heritance fromgeneration to generation. Itt was the invariable legacy that father bad left to eon in the Denham family. All had accepted their lot with uncomplaining resignation, until Richard resolved he would at least have a fight for it. And now the fight had been won. Denham sat in his office staring at the dingy wallpaper so long that Rogers, the chief clerk, pub his head in and said in a deferential voice: " Anything ' more tonight, Mr. Den- ham?" Denham stinted as if that question in that tone had not been asked him every night for years. "What's that, what's that?" he cried. :. Rogers was astonished, but too well trained to show it. "Anything more to -night, Mr. Den- ham?" •"Ab, quite so. No, Rogers, thank you; nothing more." • "Good night, Mr. Denham." "Eh? Oh, yes. Good night, Rogers; good night." When Mr. Denham lefts his office and went ont into the street everything had an unusual appearance to him. He walked along unheeding the direction. He looked at the fine residences and realized that he might have a fine residence if he wanted it. • He saw hannaeme carriages; he, too, might set up an equipage. The satisfac- tion these thoughts produced was brief. Of what use would is fine house or an elegant carriage ;be to him? He knew no one to invite to the house or to ride with him in the carriage. He began to realize how utterly alone in the world he WAS. He had no friends, no acquaintances even. The running dog, with its nose to the ground, sees nothing of the sur- rounding scenery,. He knew men in a business way, of course, and doubtless each of them had a home in the suburbs somewhere'but he could not take a busi- ness man by the shoulders and say to him: "Invite me to your house; I am lonely; I want to know people." If he got such an invitation, he would not know what to do with hirnself. He was familiar with the counting -room and its language, but the drawing -room was an unexplored country to him, where an unknown tongue was spoken. On the road to wealth he had missed some- thing, and it was now too late to go back for it. Ozny the day before he had heard one of the clerks, who did not know he was within earshot, allude to him as "the old man." He felt as youug as ever he did, but the phrase, so lightly spoken, made him catch his breath. As he was now walking through the park, and away from the busy streets, he took off his hat and ran his fingers through his grizzled hair, looking at his hand when he had done ao, as if the gray, like wet paint, had come of, He thought of a girl he knew once, who perhaps would have married hirct if he had apked her, as he was tempted to do. But thet had always been the :menthe of the Denhame. They had all married young except himself, s.nd so sunk deeper in the mire of poverty, pressed. down by a rapidly inereasang progeny. The girl had married a baker, he remem- bered, Yes, }AIM) was a long time ago. The clerk was not fer wrong when he celled him an old man. Suddenly another girl rote before his mantel vielon—a inedern girl —very different indeed to the one who mar- ried the baiter. She wee the only woman in the world with whom hawas on epeek- ing terrns, and he knew her merely bemuse her light and nimble fingers played the business serene of one note on his office typewriter. .'1Vniee Gale was ptel i y, of course—all type- writer gine are—eed it • wes generally undetetood in the office that ehe belonged to a good family who had some down in the world. Her tomerhat indepeadent air d et:petted tan emeinetien and kept the inertia at a nistee ‘ie She virhg a eeeeible.girl, who realized ta .t nes typewriter pea better than the pten,), WA aceordingly turned the wipe trans of niet white flingers to the former ineenteseet, Iticherd Denham Set delve apart the park bench. "Why mewl" he inked hinisnl. Deere was no res - son ogainst it except that he felt he had not eho cou-ago, N ‘v ithelets, he formed a do teace,e tee Ititioe. Next, d sy hiainspa went On as tenon Let - bra %v., ro eoewerel, awl the time arrived ether: Mise Gele came to me if he had any further commend* that. dey. Deuliam, hesn tated. He felt vaguely that neesnesa office was not the proper pliant for a Pro - reel; yet he knew he would be at a dised- vantage anywhere elfin In the not place, be bad no plausible excinie for Mining upon the young woman at home, and in the sec- ond, place, he knew if he once got there he would be strieken clurnb. It must either be at his office or nowhere. "Sit down a moment, Mies Gale," he liand at lasa "1 want to consult you about a matter—about a bueiness matter. Mise Ganz seated here& anl autoine.ti- tally placed on her knee the ehorthand writing pad, ready to take down his in- struotione. She looked up at him expect- antly. Denham, in an embarrassed manner, ran hie fingers through his heir. "1 am thinking," he began, "of taking partuer. The bueineres is very prosper- ous now. In fact, it has been so for Boma time." 41 Yes ?" said Miss Gale, interrogetively. ni Yes. I think I ehould have a partner. It is about that I wanted to speak to you." "Don't you think it would be better to commit with Mr. Rogere ? He knows more about business than I. But, per- haps, it is Mr. Rogers ,who is to be the partner ?" Ne, it is not Rogers. Rogers is a good man. But—it is not Rogan." "Then I think in an important matter like this Mr. Rogers, or some one who hziewa the business as thoroughly as ha does, would be able to give you advice that would be of some value." "I don't want advice exactly. I have made up my mind to have a partner, if the partner is willing." Denham mopped his brow. It was going to be even pore difficult than he had anticipated. " ds it, then, a question of the (medal the partner is to bring in ?" asked Miss Gale, anxious to help Min. "No, no. I don't wish any capital. • I have enough for both. And the badness is very prosperous, Miss Gale—and—and has been." The youug woman raised her eyebrows in surprise. "You surely don't intend to share the • ?roan with a partner who brings no capital into the business ?" "Yes—yes, I do. You Bee, as I said, I have no need for more capital." "Oh, if that is the ease, I think you ahould consult Mr. Rogers before you com- mit yourself." "Bali Rogers wouldn't understand." "Pm afraid I don'tunderstand, either. It seems to me a foolish thing to do—that in If you want my advice." Oh, yes, I want it. Bat it isn't as foolish as you think. I should have had a partner long ago. That is where I made the mistake. I've made up zny mind on that." "Than I don't: see that: I can be of any use—if your mind is already made up." "Oh, yes, you can. Inn a little afraid that my offer may nob be accepted." "It's sure to be if the man has any tense. No fear of suoh an offer being refused. Offers like that are not to be had every day. It will be accepted." "Do you really think so, Miss Gale? I am glad that is your opinion. Now, what I wanted to canaille you about is the form of the offer. I would like to put it—well— delicately, you know, so that it would not be refused nor give offertee." "1 see. You want me to write a letter to him 7 " "Exactly, exantly," cried Denham, with some relief. He had not thought of sending a letter before. Now he wondered why he had not though& of it. It was so evidently the best way out of a situation that was extremely disooncerting. " Have you spoken to him about it ?" " To him What him ? " "To your future partner, about the proposal." " No, no. Ohl no I That is—I have not spoken to anybony but you." "And you are determined nett to speak to Mr. Rogere before you write? " "Certainly nob. It's none of Rogers' business." Oh, very well," said Miss Gate, shortly, banding over her writing pad. It was evident- that her opinion of Den - ham's wisdom was steadily lowering. Sud- denly she looked up. "How mach shall I say the annual profits are—or do you want that men- tioned ?" "1-1 don't think I would mention than You see? I don't wish the arrangement to be carried out: on a monetary baeis—not altogether." • "On what basis, then ?" " Well—I can hardly say. On a personal basis perhaps. I rather hope that the person. --that my partner—would, yen know, like to be &sal:misted with me." "On a friendly basis, do you mean 2" asked Miss Gale, mercilessly. " Certannly. Friendly, of course—and perhaps more than that." Miss Gale looked up at him with a cer- tain hopeleasnees of expresision. "Why not write a, note inviting your future partner to call upon you here, or anywhere else that would be convenient, and then dieense the inetter Dealtam looked frightened. "1 thought of that, but it wouldn't: de. No, it wouldn't do. I would much rather :untie everything by correspondence." that you like me well neon& to be amen elated with Mten °I Anytning else, Mr, Denhent 1" "No ; I think that coeera the whole ground. It will loole rather ethert type- written, won't it 1 Perhape yea might add inneething to show that 1 *than be enceediagly disappointed if nay offer ie eat accepted." "No fear," said Mtn Gale. "I'll add that, thouh, Yonne truly,' or Yours very truly?" "You might end Your friend," The rapid click of the typewriter was heard for a Nw inemeats in the next room, and then Mies Gale mune out with the com- pleted litter ie her bead. "Shall I have the bey copy it?" she asked. Oh, bleu you, no V' aneweradi Mr. Den- ham, with evident trepidation. The young woman said to hereelf t "He doeen't want Mr. Rogers to know, and no wonder. It is a moat: unbusineselike pro- • ne-SA" Then she weld %load t "Shall you want me again to -day ?" "No, Miss Gale, and thank you very much." Next morning Miss Gale came into Mr. Denham's office with a emile on her fate. "You made a funny mietake last eight:, Mr. Denham," she said, as she took off her wraps. "-Did I?" he asked, in alarm. "Yes. You emit that letter to any ad- dress. I got it thle morning. I opened it, for.I thought it was for me, and that per- haps you clid not need me to -day. Bat I saw at once that yeti put it in the wrong envelope. Did you want me to -day ?" It WM on his tongue to my "1 want you every day," but he merely helcl out his hand for the letter, and looked at it as if be could net account for ha having gone astray. • The next day Mies Gale came in late and she looked frightened. It was evi- dent that Denham was losing his mind. She pub the letter down before him and maid a "You addressed that to me the seeend time, Mr. Denham." • There was a leek off haggard anxiety about Denham that gave color to her au:Ti- c:ions. He felt that it was now or never. "Then why don't you answer it, Miss Gale ?" he said, gruffly. She backed away from him. "Answer ib ?" she repeated faintly. "Certainly. If I got a letter twice I would answer it." "What de you mean ?" she cried, with her hand on the doorknob. "Exactly What the letter says. I want yeti for my partner. I want to marry you, and—fluent:N.1 considerations"— " Oh 2" cried Miss Gale, in a long -drawn, quiverbig sigh. She was doubtless shocked at the word he had used, and fled to her bype-writing room, cluing the door behind her. Richard Denham paced up and down the floor for a few moments, then rapped lightly at her door, but: there was no response. He plat on his hat and went oat into the street. After a long and aimless walk he found himself again at his place of business. When he went in Rogers said to him: " Miss Gale has /eft, sir." " Has she?" "Yes, and she has given notice. she is not comilg back, sir." " Very well.' He went into his own room and found letter marked "personal" on his desk. He tore it open and read in neatly type -written characters: "1 have realigned my platy as type- writer girl, having been offered a better sibuation. I am offered a partnership in the house of Riehard Denisananil have deaided to accept the position; not se much on acconnt of its financial attractions as because I shall be glad on a friendly basis, to be associated with the gentleman I have named. Why did you put me to all that worry writing blab idiotic letter when a few words wound have stored ever so much bother? You evidently need a partner. My mother will be pleased to meet you any time you pain You have the address. Your friend, MARGARET GALE." "Rogera 1" shouted Denham, joyfully. "Yes, sir," answered that estimable man, patting his head into the room. " Advertise for another typewriter girl, Rogers." "Yes, sir," seld Rogers.—London Idler. Reanenstrated. "1 am afraid I shall not be able to com- pose a letter that will suit you. Where seem to be so many difficulties. It is very unnsuaL" "That is true, e.nd that is why I knew no ono but you could help me." Miss Gale shook her head, buts after a few moments she said " How will this do 7" " Dear Sir"— "Wide 0, moment," cried Mr. Denham, "that seems rather a forerun • opening, doesn't It? How would it read if you pat it Dear Friend?" "11 you wiah it so." She crossed out the "sir," and substituted the word suggested. Then :the read the letter : • "Dear Friend,—I have for some time past been desirous of ttsking a partner, and would be glad if you would colander the cenerition and consenb to join me in this business. The business Is, and has been for eoveral years, very prosperous, and, as I shall require no capital from you, I think you will find my offer a very advantageous eon I will I don't think I would put it quite that way," said Denham, with some hesitation. "Ib reads an if I were offering everything, and that my partner—well, you see what I mewl." • It's the truth," said Miss Gale, defi- antly. • "Batter put ib on the frieediy basis, as you suggested a moment ago." "1 don't suggest anything, Mr. Denham. Perhaps it would be better if you would dictate the letter exactly as you wants it. I lineev I could not write ono to pleaste you." " It does please me, butl'in thinking of nay future partner. You ere doing finite, rate--bettee than I could do. Bub just pat it. on the friendly been." A memeub later she :mid : " --- join me in this bueintlas. Make tide offer entirely from is f riendly and not from a financial istandpoint, hoping Says Sometime!' it costa hundreds of dollars to convinoe a man; very ofben leas is required, but in the case of Polson's Nerviline, that sovereign remedy for pin, 10 cents foots the bill, and eapplies enough Nerviline to a:nevi:me every pert:baser that it is the best, moat prompt and certain pain remedy in the world. Nerviline is good for all kinds of pain, pleasant be take, and sure to cure cramps and all internal pains. It is also nice to rub eutaide, for it has an agreeable smell, quite unlike so, many other prepara- tions, which are positively dieagreereble to use. • Try it now. Go be a drug atom and buy a 10 cent or 25 cent bottle. Polsonns Nerviline. Take no other. TOE AIL'SlilonEllIENna nieb EastlY neetulned by nintle People Ade dieted to (Olen slettens. Every girl deliireti pereonel grace, the grime not only of the Write but of the nealy, end wiehes it ahould fill and. ()ennui: all her motion. If ;the is bora Nag -limbed and: hae kept herself supple by outfit:lent tixerolee, and knows: inabiuotively somethieg of the attack anti retreat 91 gesture or of moire - meat, she may have her denim without muoll effort, ,But if he is a stubby little body and always in a hurry ithe is not the one to illuetrate grace exeept after apeolal instruction. Grace is by no means nem. eerily an animal charaoterietio, becomes, as pointed out by garper's Bazar, a home may be gram:fat become° of his long curves and the exhibibien they reactive from the lustrousness of hie coat, because of the flowing lines of mane and tail, of the free movement without let or hindrance, the long step, the slender limb and the whole beauty of its contour. Bab anything more awkward than a cow it would be hard to find. And again, although a hound or e great rough St. Bernard dog is full of grace, each in a separate Way, a pug or a bulldog is as clumsy as it comes within the /sower of any living thing to be. Although the first idea of grace is that of slow and leisurely movement, yet there may be quite as marsh grace in the rapid one, in the weeping flight of a bird, in the floating of the waltzer, in the sinuous circling of the fish, in the leaping of a cat— that thing of curves and bending ease. The real grace of motion is that which has no sharp corners and angular lines, no halts or atumbles ; it may be idow' it may be swift, it must be on the ideli ofthe ourved line. Now this rounded motion can never be • achieved by the flaccid and languid muscle any more than by the stiff one or a lame one. The muscle must be a good one, filled vsiea the red blood an.d the new cella of exercise, answer- ing instantly the control of the nerve and • sound with health. The long and slender limb, that looks in repine as if it should have the movement of a. dream of graae, is annexe if its mustnes have no mastery of it, if the musales themselves are so rigid that the will has little control of them, and only exercise, and that of an intelligenb sort, will make that limb obedient to the will and make the will know how to order it. This reason, among others of still more con- sequence, when gymnantios of great value in the education of girls. Of come they are of still greater value in relation to their general health, in the expansion of the chest, the ordering of the internal mememy, the bearing of the body% weight and much more of the aorta Aitahrs in India. Various questions are at present creating a abir in Hindee circles. Amongthere are thab of trial by jary, that of the &1311808 of infant matriage, and that of the treatment of widows. Bab a new subject has come up more recent:1y for dhoti:Beton—the subject of the lawfulness of foreign travel. Anyone, it appears, who crosses the sea is in danger of losing mete. How the difficulty has been got over hithezte is not known, but a device has at last been fallen upon which may clear the way for the most faithfaL A native firm has advertised e. trip to Chicago for Hindoes only, with Brahmin cooks, Ifindoe servants and doctor, new water banks, and "no animals killed on board." I'ThyLinap About With pe,infni corns? Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor will reraeve them painlessly in a few days. Use the safe, sure, and painless corn ours--Putnannit Corn Extra°. tor. At druggists'. Movr to Starch Shirts. Don't dip cellars arid cuffii or shirt -fronts in boiled starch. You will be sure to come aeroes lamp when ironing. Rub the etude on the articlea on the wrong side with the fingers, and as soon as it begina to appear on the right side it is sufficiently eba,rohed. —New York Journal. "got To -day, Thank Tenn Servant—Tlease,ma'am there's a poor man at the door with wooden legs. Young Housewife—Why, Babette, whet can we do with wooden legal Tell him we don't) wanb any. The Gimlet Knife. The gimlet knife is a weapon eo danger - one that its menufacture is forbinden by law. • Tina is one of the emalleat fighting knives used by any people of the °lath and one of the most deadly. In length the knife is hardly longer than a long gimblet, so that it can readily be concealed inside the waistband of the trousers. The handle is nob set on parallel with the blade as in an ordinary knife, but at right angles, like that of a gimlet; hence the name. The handle is grasped with the blade between the seeend and third fingers, the upper part of the blade being drawn down to a shank so as to prevent cutting the fingers when the knife ie so held. The blade when In position repreaents merely an exten- sion of the axis of the arm, and Is not held at right angles with the arm, as the villain in the play holds his knife. The blade is made of the beat razor steel, is doctble-edged for the lower twonlairde of its length and is as keen as a, razor. It is not dagger -pointed, but has the stronger formation of a rounding point. ,The blade is short, but long enough to in- flict a, fatal wound, and so strong and keen that it will divide a rib under a powerful blow or cut through any garment like so much paper. The peculiar position of the handle leaves nothing for an adversary to grasp at except the blade, so that it le almost impossible for the wielder of the knife to be disarmed, the more so as the handle carves in at the end, giving the fingers a better hold upon it. A geed gimlet knife costs $5 or more. Not all'Oajuns and not all Creoles carry them, thank fortune— and the world would be better off were the last of them out of exiatenee.—Lonisicsna Letter to Chicago Titnes. The doctor who relieved 1Willionairo John W. Mackay of his bullet vvants $12,500 for the job, send Mackay hoe: refueed to eetble. Evidently this enterprising phyeician did not regulate his charges by the SiZe el the bullet or of the wound, but by the size of his patient's bank account. If new calicos/Et are allowed to lie in sbreng Salt water an hour before the first winning the colere are lees likely to fade, .A boy deeenit know is what th thing le for 11 he isn't allowed to breek tis Pretty Window Decorations. Straight hanglegs are now counted as °erred form. However, the soft folds and sweetie hold favor. Se the housewife may use her baste in wide degree when she far- nishes her apartments with pretty fabric:a. Rings are nob used as inizeh as herebefore. All aorta of devices are employed be hold the curtain up. Ribbons fastened to plait; and tied in butterfly bows on the top of pole, are effective. A small rod and a, deep frill and ae plum to ran the rod through are pretty where deep Normandy raffles are need. For heavy draperies where a length is left over, the curtain is thrown over the pole, and' the extra end draped in some artistic manner. The old-fashioned plan of mink& thin stick and running it through a drawing place is also revived. • Above all, let the draperies be arranged oarelesaly. No two should be draped alike, and every thoughtful housewife is usually able to con- • jecture Borne originel design, suitable to the window and room that they ore to adorn. Marriage in May. "Who marries in May will rue the day," is a proverb almost as old as time. That a marriage in May would surely prove unlucky was one of the early super- stitions of the Greeks and Romans. Though these old superstitions are now recorded only as history, it is a fact that there has been a notable decrease in the number of marriages cnlebrated during the fifth month of the present century. • .• When the leaves are unfolding and the first spring flowers foretell the coming of the balitty days of summer it seems imitable that lovers should join hands and celebrate that union ia which there is strength end happiness. Edits:anon haa reached a standard too high to be infiaenced by old- time superstitions. Many of the happiest marriages have taken place during the month of May, is proof that the Beaton of the year has nothing to do with the future welfare of the bride and groom who are united by love. For the ()Wean= Ruskin. Congressman—I intend to introduce a Bill for the coinage of half -cents. If it paesee, my re-election is assured. Friend—How do you make that out Cofigreesman—All the char& people isa my district will vote for Mb. DRESSES MADE OF *MASS. ,••••••••••• Costly Austrian Iuvention Ivhicis Gives (Nothing the Sparkle of Diamoud Dust, • The ideas of wearing dreinea Made ef glass may, at Orin sight, appear in the light of an impel:Ability, and yet the greet novelty of bide Annan is a material made of spun 1111.144NettbinthclaWahokelltelli8arasehheolign4tireaaliaandslunPflPleonaes of the eperkle of diamond duet. In Reeds: there hes for a long time °anted a tissue manufaoturen from the fibre cif a peculiar filandreus stone from the Siberian mince, which by pine seereli promen 18ehredded and spun into a fabric whieh, although aeft to the tough and pliable in tite extreme, ita of so durable a neture that it neVer Wears out. This is probably what has given an enterprising manufacturer the idea of pro- ducing the spun -glass dress -lengths above mentioned. The MILMOVite snail referred to in thrown into the fire when dirty, whence it is withdrawn absolutely clean and ready for use, but the apt:wenn silk is simply brushed with a hard brush and soap and water, and ie none the wore° for being either etelited or soiled. This material is to be had in white, green, lilac, pink and yellow, an.d bids fair to become • very fashionable for evening dresses. It: is an Austrian who is the inventor of this material, which la rather costly. Table- cloths, napkins, even window-ourtaine are manufactured thereof, and Vogue's corre- spondent was !shown by the Parisian agent a conrt train in a very delicate hue el pale lavender, shot with pink, which made him think of the fairy tale which we call "Peau d'Ane, where the princese orders from the gnomes three dresses, one the color of the sun, one the color of the nummand the third the color of the weather. Lord Roberts OIL Native 6011110101. Lord Roberts obeerved in the course of the farewell order which he issued to the army in India,: Native soldiers are quite as senaitive to kindness as their British com- rades, but they require to be thoroughly un- derstood by the European who has to deal with them, and I may add that no European can understand how to deal wibh natives unless he is conversant with their language. In peace time every care elmuld be taken to respect: their habits and cus- toms, which are really part of their religion, and upon which native races lay such etress that any needless dieregard of them is apt to produce disoontent and to alienate the °lessee from which our best soldiers are drawn. In time of war the name course shonld be followed so far as the exigenclea of the service will permit, but I know from experience that, when employed in the field, the Sepey's soldierly instincts are saf- fiolently strong to prevent him from allow- ing his caste or religious obaervances to be- come in any way a military ineenveuience. A woman, at; Greenwich, Eng, who drove a number of roughs back svith her umbrella when they were attacking is constable, has reaelved a silver wateth xreta the pence aa a recognition of her bravery. A hineral is A tiresome preacher e Oppor- tunity. Turn him on a barge congregation, and he will meke the mournera wish the party hen never died. A nese Winona' grogtihop"ia what the Powthytetiens assembled In Washington oalt the World' Fair, • Domestic Side of the Sandbag. A sandbag is one of the most useful of household articles. Its virtues are equal, if not superior, to the hot-water bag, and the cost is oonsiderably less. The sand should be fine and clean, and should be thoroughly cleaned out before being bagged. Ib is better to cover the fiennel bag which holds the sand with a cotton one, as it prevents the sand from sifting out. A bag not larger than ten inches square ia an available sire. Mothers whose ohildren are subject to earaohe will find these bags in- valuable ; they hold the heat a long time, and their composition le amok that they are easily adjusted to the affected parts. Novel Glom Brick. There is being manufactured in Switzer- land a glass brick molded in flask ahape, with a short neck at each end. Each of these building 'blocks has an air chamber running through the centre. The edges of the brick are greyed to receive, when laid, a suitable cement of pliestio material of such a &amber that after it has hardened it will constibute a suitable frame or setting to keep the entire roof or wall Funnily together. The forma are said to be pleasing to the eye, the lines or ridgea being clean arid smooth and of a sofa:lent thickness or strength to stand great pressure. If you have suffered with rheumatism in body- or limbs and tried all the liniments: ails, and other cure-alls withent any relief, take the great Canadian remedy called McCollonne Rheumatic Repellant to einem- Plish a perfect euro. Prepared by W. A. McCollom, Druggist, Tibionburg. Sold by wholesale and retail druggists in dollar bottles, six for $5. Wanted Too Much. "This dollar doesn't sound right," said bhe smut clerk, ringing the coin on his counter. "Humph I" said his customer, "What do you want for a dollar, anyway 1 An operatic solo with orchestral accompaniment ?" GIBBONS' ToOTAMM Grua acts as a, temporary filling and steps teethisshe isa dandy. Elelcl by druggists. Enabashed. Jack Friske—Can you love me? Miss Parte—Why should I? Jack Frieke—Well, I can't answer you off band, but I will have the many reasons typewritten and mail you the list, To get rid of provinciality is a certain stage of culture—a stage the positive result of which we must not make of too much importance, but whit& is, nevertheless, ins dispensable ; for it brings us on to the platform where alone the best • and highest: intellectual work can be said fairly be be- gin—Matthew Arnold. • The Single Man—No, sir. Yoa might hunt the wide world over, and you wealti not find a more sensible, reanonable lilitIa girl than the one I am going to marry. The Married Mau—I guess you haven't known her very long, have you? The Single Man—Known her 1 Why, man, I have been with her constantly for three weeks Somebody says "True hoppluess is found in pursuing something, nob in caball- ing it. The man who pursues the hot oar et night knows batten—Siftings. Irate Parent: (who has been vainly trying to satisfy Jobe:afro ouriosity on every known subject undei the sun)—Now, Johnny, if you ask me another question I'll whip you on the spot. Jelmny (whose undyieg curiosity overcomes even the dread of panishmetit)--Whinwinat spot, papa? teseemeezreiatseedse sienna -as 00 To Men% Gat klowerS. TO keep. cut *mere the' water fhl Whinnk. they are uized ahould be kept fresh. by On addition of a few (Iroise of ammonia. The endo 9t. the flowere ishould lie eutifrequenidne Another Own:useful method le te wet tine flowers thereunkly, then wrap them closely in paper, lay them in a, pasteboard box anff get them in a very cold glary, the coldeathe better, no that they will not freee,e. ras. WO box Inc. good place; in MB et that se very good cellar. The mil:achy system of Italy is chiefly by the ievernnassnti, but is opeintea by private companiee wider a lease. I 88 E. NO 22 reeVo &la seeetveuate wee' ee Mose ereaveselarelieme taestie eneetiem. tate PoramiN. ,,vcsavaar.onismaakneampauiqnssmawxyasorwomascor ge, Take care that your drafts -al your fikysical endurance don't come bath to you some day mar4ed "no funds." Take Of PureCodLiverOil&Hypophosphites ta increase your energy and so tnake good: your account at the bank of heath. IT CURES *CONSUMPTION; SCROFULA, BRONCHITIS, mums, COLDS wielaul forms of Wasting Diseases. Almost as Palatable as MTh. Be sure you g.et the genuine as there aretooritni- tations. ..2LIrz.tYbYteett a Bonne. Beltsville. weleumnonstrazwaremane We send the marvelous French Remedy eill.THOS free, an a. legal guarantee that CALT110a wUt STOP DImeharges & Errkhalarisi CURE SpermAtorrhea,Varlatnelis and RESTORE Loa Visor. Use it and pay if satisfied. Add... VON MON L. CO. 8,!,er o Imkaa Avesta, UneLsaaal, 06. rpO CAPABT4111 AmBrnous AGENTEi— A. the Equitable Savings, Loan Lt Building Assoolagon want a few good men ;libotan terms. EDWARD A. Teerren, Manager. 24 Toronto street, Toronto. 1 CURE FR Nprti," Modes awl bouls.i..dzisgRaine MAIM@ no MRS. WiNSLOW'S scgrANG - FOR OHILDRIIN TgETtliNG Fos sal* by on eS Gestts Latae., pew, tepe, Mak Fringe, Fancy Stagg eed Atq aintince (11.22t2112 with. y 41.4 me., 12 cents. Address. P. O. Boas leiooderock. Cnfr.rio. Try, PAYSEmmenly always pays ii. 1../c Forty beautiful &Owes of Tf..kieb Rug Patrteras. Catalogues fame A g Auldi VFJ...tad. .1. r. RA zlia..TM. Glistens 0 e Litnsc S. SLOCUM'S COMPOUND nenuntIA-. ROYAL TEA weer b.n8. re= ase.tirease SAMPLE FREE. rear eseae, wweiu. T. A., SLOCUird a en.. Taranto. Onsulta A GENTS FOR SUt3SCRLPI'ION SCOWL, -I-11- Bibles, and Albums, cal sista and prises It will pay you to drop a nue be WUUam Stigma Publisher. Toronto. riARms FOR SALE—THE UNDERSIG es bee a number of 'choicest tarnaa tor the County ot Lambton, tha garden of for grain, fruit and ttirficrposes; sae prapertiets for sale e thria Taw Formt • a brick livery Me le for at a ciaM 'Flrenchwe blacksmith sheengeed_ Oman. Amply So WOOD, land and Genesi Aston% ASTHMA - A ten days' trial of the beet remedy on ea that gives insunt relief aud performe pOsil eures in ell caste( of Asthma, will be merit to all who raeply this month. As we doiot you to pay 1113 one cent for this wonder edy, you will te guilty of a (sterner:4 ieleit you do not write for ib and ve it a triaL If it does not prove as we e bho losers, not you. Addeo .ss insin Chester Medical Co.. Ara Spadini AVirsell mato. Oat Who 9,4 orowded off the old farm. Don't get din °enraged, you can bay on very reaseelable berme some of the beet land in Miehi- gate. Theugands et Cana, diens , are maw loeated prosperously CM bhesei lands and more contbeg every year. For full par, tionlars write to R. M. PIERCE, West Bay City, Mich.' It will pay yen. You will net regret it, HOMES ALL YOUNCt MEN. COPP'S WA 1 IOR SOB Dealars and conisclis mad etr gram, OOPP OROS. 00., L'ed, 1 f =n111414646 ..Care4 sitenneptlete, iinetehestatitipiftte. latereat. nein log tit Dateline ne a eliamesent, Per a: Lasda btdo, Nash er CS* phileh•I MIMS pladttt peat onisilinieteeng ZE gest In trio odd! got the genuine gold livorywhero 1 • • 14114tat taming= zsa two bottle9 aftmgdat v12414/2 "th strw,