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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-5-18, Page 6A Eamnher Perrone There'll°, teen1 ofteu think of When ehe light are buralug low, *Mai: thet hale my lifetime it nes been my lot to know, He is full ot faulte eme tailiame and not haude eome, I eontess, But if you wishto know him emendilhe obliged to guess. In all um zieW epring bonuota teet atrauge man sees dreadful name, And he geoids his eollar battet when lb Mat where it wee. He hangs his spare clean uiglitslitrt every morn, ing ou the floor, And when he meets) business he is eure to bang the door. Ile scolds me when I asn him for it "little (Menge," and then - Ile turns around and. gives rae uot one dollar bill, bub ten. He sa,s the houae is dirty, but he nearly ha e a If he finds his wiee aeorubbing just atiny, little bit. He buys the eyening paper and then reads ib half the night .And wants to stop and argue if I $ay it is not right. He bemeams our large expellees and lays plans to out them down Winle he's busy buying tickets to lmost every show in town, He says that pride and. vanity in women is a crime, But hes ourling upthe corners of his mustanhe all the time. And wheie ho comes home hungry, goodness gracione, what a bear! There are cyclones and tornado% scattered thickly through the air. He reasons and advises and says that " I don't know," But he Wes Ea like an angel when the tears begin to flow, And for ever e silly blunder he just holds mean his knee And scolds between the kisses, so I can't "balk back," you see. He says that all the babies are a nuisance and a bore, And yen will you believe me? he is always wanting raore. And now that I've described. him I had. better " ohange the scone," For ten to one you've met him and know just the mann mean. LOVE'S INDIAN SUMMER. E was a great man now ; his H, Bcientific articles had won him a • boonationalkehad mr eapduet ahtiisonfa, mane wd•orhldis. wide. And now thet his physi- cian had ineisted on a long rest, combined witli complete change of scene, he had gone back to his native town on a Mails to the dear old lady who had so kindly " mothered" his orphan childhood. She was the only thing that seemed familiar to him. The town had grown to a "city," very proud of ite in- creaeing population; the quaint old "roads" given place to busy streets, the churches were ' improved " beyond all recogni- tion, and his old friends grown older and changed, like himself. Somehow the changed, appearance of the place hurt him. Be.could not go into raptures over the new town hall or the splendid water- works. The old meeting house end the ancient village well would have looked much better to his tired eyes. He had not remembered that time changes places SW well as people, and he missed an indefinable something he had expected to find. He was loneleoand homeeick for his pleasant rooms and accustomed work. bloat of the people he had loved were dead or .gone away, and he fele too shy to ask after her. But in the hopes of accidentally meeting her he at- tended all the " society " doings of the place, and even consented to be used as a ehow article, In that capaciby he had been inwited to -night, he knew, but his overmas- tering desire to see "Kitty " had been stronger them his nervous hatred of being " lionbied." "Don't make a fuss about me, please, Mrs. Grant," he hed said to his h.:m' imes a otaid, dignified leader cf the town's best people, who had once been a merry, rollick - mg playmate of his. "1 don't mind being pointed out as a lion ao amok, but I do hate to be asked to roar." "Bub you meat roar," she had answered playfully, "you never used to shirk your duty.' And so, to please her, he had "roared" until he was deadly tired and octal -weary of being "talked up to," and longed, above every- thing else, to be still and quiet. Then, when he had seen a reporter hovering near his hostess, and throwing apprehensive glances in his direction he had retreated to the stairs and stood leaning over the bannister, ammuaingly watching the efforts made by the " knight of the quill" to and hien. It was something like that old childish game he had used to play with Kitty in which one hid a thing and the other hunted for it, and the reporter was getting very " hot." He wan in fact, at the foot of the stairs, when a lady peening up them said to her companion, "Let us go to the ball - 100M and watch the young lady dance." So to the gayly decorated ball -room they went, and the scientisb followed in their wake. Dancing had always seemed a curi- ously attraotive phenomenon to him, bub in the days he remembered so vividly re- ligious dissipation had been the only kind tolerated in Edgeville, and dancing in par- ticular had been characterized as a ' wile of the devil," so neither Kitty nor himself had ever danced. He had an odd feeling, an he thought of her now, that it would have been very pleasant, indeed, to whirl lightly about with her little hand on his arm, and her pretty face so near to his heart, but all the time he realized how foolish and frivol- ous such thoughts were. As for Kitty, she wee probably dead long ego, or married, for no one seemed to opea,k or think of her any more. How could he know that nearly every one he had met so far knew or had heard something of the time whea Kitty's father had refused to let her marry so poor a youth, and he had lefts town without even seeing her, and that in consequence they were shy of mentioning her in his • presence 7 , • How could he know that the little loving note she Mid sent him, as soon as she knew of her father's decision, had for many •• yearn lain forgotten in the coat pocket of the brother whose children she loved so dearly. How could he know how the had suffered veleen she received no airmen and thought that his leve had, after all, nos been very true I How could he know how she had longed to question the boy, bat had felt too conscious semi shamefaced to do so, nor how bravely she had seppremed her peke when the " baby " had, in the week precedinghis marriage, found tbe unfortunate little note and penitently confessed his forgetfulness? litow could he know that all evenieg she had renutined upstears, longing, yet fearing, to meethim, and torturing berself by bhiri1. Ing how lie,attleee she must have seemed to him all these years? • How could he know that When he, Peeing a quiet oerner Melted off with tall palms and mammal vestfl mew chairs and lounges, hod greeefuny entered, and seated himself Where ha could see bbe &meet's without being mem hirmelf, ohe, front a shriller rearm) ,n tits eppeeite corner had watched him wit h e wild, umaaeonable feeling a joy palming terough her whole being? There is nothing leen le first love, after ell, and it eleems dim hard, if indeed it ever dies. Once in the quiet nook he lay bailie ' egaitett tee 81.)ft telthions and enjoyed to the full the Wet perfuene thd diettint meek. The oreheatre wee Oath:a:Led at the °tater end of the home ehlOM and the tender valee week: oWelled and euuk, end rose again with a oweetem charm because of• the intervenhig space, while the leig drum /Seemed to pulsate and throb like a Steadily beating heart. Many pairs of lightsome feot). peeved and ree passed his elteltee with rhythmeo regelarity, and the mole of dainty clothing and the hum of weft voices comb/tied ha a tender murmur. Now and agaiu it girlie cheery laugh raog out and puce golden brecelet telt wide a little ringing clatter eo tee floor. Time with a long sigh, the means died away, and he began to dread ale immeiou ; but no, there were other nooks as 'entioiug, and much mere occluded, so he wes; left in pause, to dream of hie lost youth, and sigh for it back again. Of course a sober man of 40 ought to be past eentimental age, but his younger days had been too full el stern practicality to admit of time flavor of ro- mance svhich comes to all lives some time, and which, like all youthful tendencies, is apt to revenge unnatural suppression by in- t:re:toed strength, when, by and by, tbe danger is considered over, and the reetreint removed. He would nob have liked hie learned and scientific) friendo to know how the sound of mush: and danoing feet thrilled him. Presently the musicians began to play again, bhe "College Songs Lancers " this time, and he, knowing nothing of the way in which they had lima metamorphosed and joined to the lightest of verses, recognized several airs vviansh in kis youth had been considered synonymous with as many good old hymns, He was by no means a relig- ious man, yet it somehow shrieked and hurb him a little to hear them played for laugh- ing girla and boys to balance" and "swing' end "cheese "to. It was a little stareliag to see a merry couple cavort to the °nee solemn strains of "When I Can Read My Title Clear," and ib made him restless. Moreover, a very tender pair of lovers came to "sit out" the dance behind a big palm very near his seat, and their con- versation was very evidently meant for their own ears,alone. So he made a tour of the room, and chance (or was it fete?) led him to the bower in which his old love eat She •SW him coming, and trembled, but there was no escape, and a midden weakness forbade her even to change her position. So it came to pass that when he stepped round a bank ef flowers and en- tered the cosy, sweet-smelling corner he saw a slender, bleck-gowned form an.d a face which seemed hardly changed at all from the one he remembered so fondly. He had neyer blamed her for letting him go so easily, and now the love ao long dornzant rose with mighty force and would nob down again. She sat on a low ottoman with the beauti- ful arms he remembered so well (though he had never seen them quire bare before), lying across the sombre lap of her frock, and one little hand holding a bunch of white flowers. The other lay palm -upward, with a mute look of impeal in the curving fingers and dainty wrise, and her eyes rested on it, so that the black curling lashea lay out- lined igainsb the blushing cheek. And what is so lovely as the blush of middle or old age 1 Youth cannot compare with ib; it is perfect, divine. He could nob speak; his heart was too full for words, bat he knelt by her side, e.nd took that helpless trembling little hand in both his own; and it flattered like a naged bird. She turned her head away ahd as one id a dream he noticed where one little look of hair had escaped from the severe coiffure and lay on the snowy neck. Stooping, he teoderly kissed it, and she, turning upon him a face which, if it had blusb.ed before, leaked like a rising sun, tried to reprove him. But she never did, tor kis arms were around bor ----, and the ;flowers dropped to the floor. "Well, did you ever? ' exclaimed one of "Auntie Kate's" numerous niecen a little later as she peeped in and saw, the • pretey tableau'and running down emirs she caught hold of her mother, pulled her into a dark corner under the stain • and breathlessey told her what she had Seen. "They always did love each other," said the good lady. "I must have a look myself," and like a very child she ram up the maim The cou- ple she met coming down, however, were very quiet, albeit, bosh were absolutely trans. figured with the greabest of ell beauti- fiers, happineem a.nsi to her exclamation of "you neechdo tell me I know all about it," they answered nothIng. "What 1 that old maid1" said the yoanger element of her acquaintances, anel Are you really going to get married now 1" was the retrain trona their elders, and they all, even the kindest among theca, eddied a little, for in popular opinion a muldle-aged love tiffs& is always a little ridieulosze. Who eau tell why? Bab the happy lovers did nob mind the smiles and whispers, for they knew that twenty years before, when he hed been 20 and she 10, they had neither of them loved one-half so well as now, in "Love's happy Indian surnmer."—Ethel Maud Colson. INTRINGENENT OE MARTS. The California Fig Syrup Conpany WM Proceed Against Cartadlan Imitators. When a really good proprietary article is put uponthe merket it is invariably the rule that pirates follow with poor imitations hoping to grow rush out of the adver- ailing their shams get from the genuine article. The California Fig Syrup Com- pany, of Sea Francisco, Cal., has seffered mach in this respect, particularly in Canada, where a number of imitable:ea: are being sold. The company has determined to put a atop to the conspiracy and has come to the conclusion to bong action against thoae infrioging upon its rights in blies counbry. Already action has been brought in some parts of the *United States, and the company has no fear t of the outcom.e. Its success will mean the renniug oub of the worthless imitations thus scouring to the public a enuine arlecle the merits of which have been fully tested and never found wanting. A. Quaint Ornament. The hour glass with its shifting grains of mend hen rammed to us, not, however, as a measurer of time, bub as a madam onuement. A pretty little conceit for so placing an hour glen as to make of lb a really prebty wall decoratiou is first; to bay an ordinary carved wood breed plate. A, little below the centre on Mile plate glue arid tack a small rienticircular stieIf. At the top screw on a. strong bras eyeleb and you have the thing complete. Seasonable and Reaseitable. Mies Mershinaltow (to young Leech, dreg- gist)—How much is it / •'Young Leech (computiog)—)3liie masa five, box ten, label and Wrapper five, pink string five --twenty-five, Thirby cents, pleeet. Nia6 weather. se "Lord or creation,' A henpecked huebaind coiled (site eervant- maid aside, and sand • " Look, here, Robtistitia, I sen told Meet, my wife and daughters ate plamileg a trip to Biarritz ; de yea know whether I tein going With them or net 7" The best kind of glory it that tehioli eetioated from holicatm—aototnee LAUGH AND LEARN. The snau who bee failed moat) in the one who most adviser:. Wanboo jostle make. finale laugh and wiae Men frollne.—Feller. A train of pure thought will only run on the track of a well -graded mind. There Is a oyprese tree in Lombardy that is raid to be nearly 2,000 years old. When a roan sees that he is behig driven to deepuer he ought to gee out (*cid walk. Tooto—Old Seek must be o •bra.ve man. Tanks—When makes you think ea. Tooes —He never tale% waiter. There is .119 ;iced, to worry over an aching tooth. Just drop into sonne cleneiet's and it will come oue all right. 's Well, here is your cell," said the war- den. "Please don't call it a cell," eaid the gentlemanly embezzler; "why nob call it a stateroome Don'b expect much from the man who is always talking about; what great things he would do if he had sotnebotiy elseti oppor- bunities.—Boantei Horn. • The State Capitol of Texas is bhe largest building of the kind in the United States. It cost $3,500,000, and is of red granite in • the form of a Greek cross. Elaie—What an unusually large number of weddixtge there have been this spring. Dorothy—Yes, and think what the divorce crop will be a few years hence. Among shopping women a bargain is something they_ Odd not afford when they needed it, and which they gob at a reduce dilation when they have no use fordt. Cobble—Hello! Where leave you been all this Mine ? Stone -Over in Europe. Come around and eee me, old chap. Cobble —I will if you proud% not to talk aloont Many people are religion's, but not Chris- tian. • Paul indicted idie 'Athenians of this very fault when he said "1 perceive that in ell things ye ,are too relfgeous."—Renes Horn. loung Collegian—If people only knew as much as theg think they know— Vassar Graduate (wIckecUy)—Why,theri the tinder - graduates would be delivering lectures to the professore. Mrs. Cumso—I've been to hear the cele- brated lady evangelist. • Mr. Cameo -What did she preach about? Mrs. Camso—I don't know that, bub she wore the loveliesb broom silk 1 ever aaw. • . Several articles written by Thackeray from Paris have been diecovered in an old periodical called Britannia which existed in England between 1840 and 1842. They are signed "M. A. Titmarsh," and one of them gives an account of Napoleon's funeral. Grace Darling's boat is on its way to America. It is worth 210, aside from its value as a relic, but is insured for £1,000. It is not easy to estimate the real worth of this class of articles. Sendraenb can some- times be converted into dollars and cents and sometimea not. Mr. Thomas W. Evans, the Paris' dentist whose fame was world-wide in Eugenie's day, is &boat to erect a home for American girls who go tithe French capital to study. During the course of his long residence in Paris Dr. Evans hes glean $500,000 to be- nevolent and charlbable institutions. The Philadelphia Centennial Eihibition was opened on May 10bh, 1876. The total number of admissionsi to it was 9,900,000.. Eight millions of these `were paid for 1,900,000 were free. The receipt's, from ad- anisisions were $3 813 723 Three million persons, it is Momputed, attended the fair. In the cemetery at Marietta, Ga., there is an infant's grave thab Littman attention of visitors to that place.. There in Tao head- stone, but resting on tap of the grave is a glass box containing the playthings the little thing had before its death. There are dolls, rubber and china, rubber ball, ratbler, china cup and other toys. Mrs. Wimpleten—Come, Mn Twicken- ham, and let me introduce you to Mr. Shingle -Nail, the coming architeob. Twiok- enhain--Thanks, bat I have already met the young man. In face, he belle a house for me. Mrs. Wimpleten--Reany ? •And was it a auccoss ? Twickenham—He seems to think eo. He is living in it. lira- Kate Douglas Wiggle tells how she came to write her most famous book, "The Bird's Carol. "The Silver Street (San Francisco) Kindergarten needed money badly, and," she says, " while we were waibing for the rich people to make up their minds to give or not to give' I 'wrote the book and made something thatway." Miss Oldglrl (coyIy)—I had a strange dream the other night,' Mr. Jones. I dreamed i—ouly think 1—thab you and I were married and on our wedding tour. You don'ts know how real it seemed. , Did you dream the same thing? Mr. Jones (firmly) —No, Miss Oldgirl, I did nob. In fact, I haven't had the nightmare for a good many years. If the new German system of producing local anmsthesia. by the application of in- tense cokl to the affected part shall prove eucceseittl, another step forward will have been taken in surgery. • In carrying out thio process the portion to be operated upon hi touched by sh metallic chamber or tube, which is cooled by the evaporation of car- bolic acid. Boston, which has long maintained its Puritan character againab all commors, is fast growing to be a city of foreigners. Of late years it has been an Irish -American oentre. The Greek colony is so large that a paper in that language had been started. French-Canadieris abound; and take it all in all, it bids fair to rival -Chicago in its variety of races. Men and women who think they are old at 60 years of age ahould nike oourage 05 noticing the number of centenarians re- ported in the newspapers and prepare to attend the uexb public ball. Mrs. Hyde 18 telling stories of her youth et the age of 104 years to her friends in Peekskill, and the death of Mrs. Mary Von Friedenburgh bit reported, else at the age of 104, at Roe Hook. Laura Jean Libby, the =floe of BO many blood -curdling romances, • io about 28, blonde aud pretty. She has a prebty figure. arty way you take it, as pereceneely she hail a good figure, end her annual income is be- eween $18,000 arid $20,000. She is a great eqttestrimarva and owns three hones and about as many carriages. She his a, clever mother and the two live together in a com- fortable home in Brooklyn. In the present publication of the Imperial Geographical Societyof Russia, says the New York Tribui ne, s the surprising an- riouncemeett that the Chewoures—a race of 7,000 people in the Department of Trottel), Geverernent of Tiflis, know nothing of the mie of• money es a medium of °alining°. The unib of valuation among the primitive people is the cow, • A hones is valued at three cowe and a Stallion at Air. Near Tranbuebar, on the southern coae 11 of India, there is d species of fish mere ahs - guar hi deportment end more acoompleshed even than our own mugwutopie Thie fiat id not} order able to walk on level grottod, but even oliMbe teem ib is said. New the mugwump abhors level groundeind ;Although • °teen ;leen" UP a tree," it is !menet) he has been pieced there by foroe of circumetences his own volition hen bed nothing to tee with, A resident of New York, vette pasies4 nearly 25 yeara in the anthracite coat mines of Penne-Oneida, say o that few miners can Wetly 11h4ke off the horror thee seizes a man upon fluding hitt/emit alone in the bottom of mine, with the knowledge that there is no other humau being within call, The place is aa safe from ordinary accidents then, aft at any time, but he fines it impossible long to keep off the pressing terror; and, half ashamed, but completely •ommu.ered, ho picke up hie dinner pail and gropes hie way to upper air. --New York Suit. In the late John Addiogton Symonds' in- teresting tecolinations oi Tennyson in the • May Century, he quotes the poet as saying concerning eternity mid creittion " Efuxley• BAPS We have come from monkeys. That makes no difference to me. If it is God's way of creation, he sees the whole past, present and future, as one." Then the morality. "1 cannot leut thialt moral geed is the crown of man. But whab is it Wlbh- Lefwth Lot ekenee einideldrinwkoirfor teauLiityomrmroowetwalecde. I were coming to an end in aix hours, would I give my money to a starving beggar? No, 1(1 did nob believe myself immortal. I have sometimes thought men of sin,raight deetroy their immortality, The eternity of punish- ment is quite incredible. Christ's words were parables to suit the sense of the times." Further of morality: "There are seine young men who try to do away with morality. They say, We don't be moral.' Comte, I believe, and perhaps Mr. Grote, too, deny that immortality has anything to do with being moral." Then from matiezial to moral difficuldea. "Why do mosquitos exist ' I believe that after God made this world the devil began aud added some- thing" Gone Out of the Business. Some doors wero closed with a sharp bang one day last week, and a lot of men wane out of a business (7) in Tennessee; and let newel rejoice. This business was one which brings the youth to ruin and the graydiaira of old age to a dishonored grave. It 18 one which, barring the bar -rooms, has done more harm in the South than war itself, and broken more faith, and built up more dis- honor, and deatroyed more tired% and bresi more thievery than the choicest. spirit of the devil could have accomplished if turned loose on the earth and given a free pass on the railroads. Even in so short a period me the peat) thir- teen years—a period which is soarcelya span in a century, and less than a second in the life ole nation—it has sent to a dis- honored grave or a felon's cell the former trusted treasurers of Alabama., Louisiana, Mississippi, Kentucky and Tennessee; has broken bank after bank, firm after firm, man after man, and, not satisfied in heaping on its desecrating holooausb the strong and the mighty, ib has reached onb with its greedy arms to entrap and ruin even the young and the weak. It is Satan'sown neutralizing physics for honest work, clean sport, frugal accumulations steady growth, manly character, honest living and good morals. The recent Legislature of Tennessee has imposed a tax of $50,000 on every bucket. hop in the State, and each immediately inade an assignment of ita two boxes of crayon, a pair of checkered blaokboarde, three round tables, two decrepit batteries, and a fellow with a case -iron heart) and a pair of brasa lungs. Here's to the backeb shop ! May the lid of • the coffin that) holds him down be as heavy as the woe he has brought on the land.-07arles Horse Review. Heat Extracts la Illness. We have witnessed many changel of opinion respecting some of the commonest artioles of diet for the sick. The old view that calveehfoob jelly was of exceeding nutritive value was ab one time so contro- verted that the jellycoased to be much used. It is now sanctioned as having a place in dietetics, and I believe it may be safely re- garded as a temporary form of nouriahment of no inconsiderable value. Beef tea has been in and out of repute, but we have or should have no doubt now as to its stimulant and restorative properties. We cannob think lightly of itt - as commonly prepared, for ib can certainly prove hermfal, when nob de- sirable, as in the case of rheumatic fever. I believe it is right to withhold it in such cases. Agin, it is so far apt to act as an aperient that it is beet nob to employ it in enteric fever, or in diarrhom, when the bowels are in an irritable condibion. Mut- ton, veal or chicken essences can, however, be used, having no such aperient action. We have to distinguish between a dietary suitable for acute disease, when we have to wait and tide over difficulties, and one that may be better adapted to restore a con- valescent or weakly patient. The highest nutritive value may nob be (I think it is not) the most) essential point to have regard to in seleating a dietary in acute diseases. —Prom "Dietary .for the Sick," by Sir Dyce Duckworth, zn the Popular Science Monthly. Average Might of Kan. A Freneb statistician, who has been studying the military atid other records, has found thet in 1610 the average height of man in Earope was 5 feet 9 ; in 1790 it was 5 feet 6 inches ; in 1820 Do was 5 feet 5 inches and a fraction. At the present time 11 is 5 fest az inches. It is easy to deduce from these figures a rate of regular and gredual decline in human stature. By this calculat:o it is determined that the stature of the fleet mau attained the surprising avettige of 16 feet 9 Inchon Goliath was a quite degenerate offspring of giants. Coining down to later time, we fiad that at the be- ginning of our era the average height of Mall wan 9 Mee, and in the time of Charlemagne lb was 8 feet 8 inches. But the most astonishing result of this scientific study comes from the application of the same inexorable lew of diminution to the future.' The calculation shows that by the year 4,000 A, D., the stature of the average man will be reduced to 15 inchere A certain Remedy for Come, Ansi one always to be relied upon, is Put - name's Painlem Corn Extrador. Sato, sure arid always paining. Nearly fifty imitations prove its venue. Bemire of such. Get Put nara'n at druggiehe . One Of Many. Composer—What do you think of my new tiesg? Oritic--It needs ventilating. Composer—Needs ventilating? Critic—Yes ; the air is bad, don'ts you know, Books are the food of youth, the delight of old age this ornament of prosperiey, the refuge Mid tsoinforb of adversity ; a delight et home and no hindrance abroad; compan- Ione by night, in travelling, in the country. —Cicero. The aeserbion is made that it liberal oori- sumption of Water cresees at meals Will ;lure the eigarebte habit. This is certainly elmaper and handier than the gold cure and may be more effective. Valatelle wonderful leeve the Ilse of 107meeacEnts ud ctive Electricity. The proiciS0 of electrical communication between two distinct points without the agency of an letervening wire lie being lee. lilted whet a:barging rapidity and almost incredible euccess. The wonderful capeoity of the levieible electric energy for laving aer0S3 a gulf et air miles in Width and MM.- ringiy deliveriug its wee:eve ie almost daily enlarging its funetione, far:Motive elecerieiby, as le is called, which time find!: the ettrioepherie efr or the other* euffloient condector for its purpoaes arid was e few years shice bet newt more than a isbeory of tile laboratory and class -reeve, has uow become a momentous fact in clvilizetion and commerce. It is only four yetsre since we reeorded 58 e. remarkable triumph ehe feat of tole, graphing to mad from raiievey treine 10 motion by a pereilel telegeaph. line. In thie inotauee, it emit, be rentembeced, the eleoteic mange jumped menus a distance of some twelve feet without any connecting wire, and this achievement on the Lehigh. Valley Reitemy wan the theme of ()wielder - able jubilatien throughout the American ceut1sut. To -day Englien elettrieiatts at Cardiff aud elsewhere are 'nyder tramarnittiog electric rneese.ges aceme a wireless diseettee of three mite without any *sign of approaciiiug the !Mate of the eleotric function iti blabs direc- tionS—Leieure Haar& "1 ilttve Dad Rheuinetiam for years, and Nerviness is the .ouly remedy that has done me any geed." So writes Thomas McGlaohiva, North Pelham, July 24, 1890, and his teetiolony ia atipported by thousands of others who have experienced the wonderfully perietrating and pain aubduitig power of Nerviline—the great nerve pain oure. Nerviline itt hies as good to take as to rub on, and Is the beat • family remedy in the world. Nerviline is sold by dealers everywhere. No More Cream ine Tea. A society women who dispenses tea every day after 5 o'clock throughout the mown, says that the eimple beverage which Dr. Johnson loved is %mealy ever called for. "Nobody drinks twe with cream anymore," she observes. • " Either it is taken a la russe, with lemon and auger, or ib be added to acme one of numerous cordiale. I feel as though my little table, with its row of bottles and jugs, was like en apothe- cary's shop." "Or a bar," dryly remarked a listener. The moist eminent mediael men in the world agree that rheumatism is amused by deficient action of liver and kidneys aud consequent impuriby of the blood and cannot therefore be mired by external appli- cation. The great internal remedy Mo- Collosn's Rheumatic Repellant is the best specific IMOWO to cure the dinease and benefi the system. "The • lase time I saw Trotter he was deeply in love with ewe girls. • How did he settle the matter ?" "Oh, easily enough. Only one would have him." Janum—As a rule ferniers are tall, lackey fellows. Borax --And what wonder, when all the sharpers in the couatry are con - steady pulling their lege? 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