HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-5-11, Page 3LATTGH AND LEARN.
The deepest mines in the world are in the
"Cornwall in region of Eiiglaud.
Monday, April 17th, weethe anniversary
of Virginia's secession from the Union.
When a man'finds a woman that there is
nothing too good for, he 'wants her to take
him.
The man who said you couldn't eat your
Dake and have it too evidently was not a
'dyspeptic.
Beethoven compoeod much of his last
work in beer gardeue and other places of
public resort.
The region between the first and second
,cataraots of the Nilo is maid to be the hot -
tort spot on the globe.
Lord Wolseley,the greatest of living
i
English aoldiere, s below medium height
frame.
d 1i �'f
and slender an lithe i
;ai io ser .
The amount of si ; t consumed in
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Great Britain last year was 768,680 reams,
with a gross weight of 7,870 tone.
The Egyptian Government ie soon to
raffle off, among the great museums of
Europe, the"mumtirioe of the high priests of
Amino.
Women have a better time than mon ;
there are far more things forbidden them.
That's a sample brick from Oscar Wilde's
latest play.
Cholly Bangs -Don't you skirt dancers
get your money pretty easily? Miss Ruffles
—No—o; we have to do a lot of kicking be-
fore we get it.
" Wasn'b that a moving sermon on do -
medic oharities by Dr. Monthly?" "Yee,
indeed. Old Skynflynt actually dropped a
tear in the plate."
" Papa," said 'il.lio, " what is a ser-
mon ?" " It is a four -line biblical text ex.
spaded into eight columns of mystery, my
son," said Mr. Hawkins.
"Van Dobblee ocoupiee a very high posi-
tion in hie art," she remarked to the
,painter. "Yee ; I believe he ie engaged in
frescoing a ceiling at present."
The Burmese and the Chinese value jade
so highly that they frequently purchase it
for its weight in gold, while in Europe it is
held in rather low esteem.
Philadelphia believes in life insurance ;
Wanamaker has tekeu out policies aggre-
gating $1„00,000, Hamilton Dieeten $600,•
000, and J. B. Stetson $515,000.
Wool—Chapley remarried his wife, but
he still has to pay alimony. Van Pelt—
How can that be? Wool—He gives it to
his mother-in-law nob to live with him.
The schoolgirl who has never reached
down into the barrel at the grocery store
and picked out a pickle for her lunch has
missed one, at least, of the luxuries of life.
” I understand that your well is dry,"
said Col. Kyarter'e next door neighbor.
" Yea, soh, and I don't wonder at it. That
well hasn't had anything but watah for the
last six months."
"This is the fourth time I've fined you
-for drunkenness, p.rieoner," said the judge.
" Yes, your honor," was the reply. "I
think the court ought to issue commutation
lists for men like me."
The Legislature of Jamaica, to put down
the "obeah" practice, has passed a law
authorizing the inflection of thirtyeix lashes
on persons convicted of practicing the black
art, and sixteen lashes on any one found
consulting an obeah man.
Bishop Nichols, of California, proposes to
mark the spot on the coast where Sir
Francis Drake's ebaplein, Francis Fletcher,
held an Anglican service on June 24, 1579,
with an appropriate memorial. The locality
has not been fixed beyond question.
The biggest waterfall in the world is the
Xaieteur, or Old Man's Fall, of the River
Peters, a tributary of the Essequibo. From
a height of 741 feet a sheet of water about
:300 feet wide falls perpendicularly into a
basin and continues in a series of rapids
.below.
Military Instructor—I have now ex-
plained to you the penalties that attach to
the betrayal of military secrets, and I want
you to give me an example of a military
secret, Student—If a lieutenant, sir, were
to give me a letter to hie captain's best girl
I should be in possession of such a military
.secret.
Mrs. Blllus—John, you smell awfully of
tobacco i Why don't you quit smoking the
vile, horrid, nasty stuff ? Mr. Billus
'(righteously indignant)—If you think,
Maria, I'm going to pay more than 40 cents
a pound for my smoking tobacco just to
please a woman that's no judge and
couldn't tell the difference to saveher life,
you're going to be most beautifully left,
madam.
The Bessarabian News (Russian) pub-
lishes a remarkable story of the fortune left
at the beginning of the century by an Eng-
lishman named Levi, resident in Bessarabia,
to his widow and deposited by her in the
Bank of England ie 1803. The fortune le
said to have been untouched since then and to
amount now to M10,000,000 ($300,000,000).
Miss Humeris, au American, is said to have
proved her right to one -forty-fifth of the
sum. The remainder, says the News, will
go to Anna Finkelstein, nee Levi, wife of a
yeweller in kIsmail, ab the mouth of the
Danube.
It appears that young Craven brought
the habit of turning his pantaloons up over
-the boots from ,
s the Buffalo
News. The fashion in London is to wear
patent leather shoes, which are varnished
when they lose their sheen. Varnish netur-
ally sticks to and soils the trousers of the
dudes. He therefore rolls up his trousers.
That is all right, but why did Craven wear
a colored shirt ? To be married in a
colored shirt, creased and turned up panta-
loons, upsets all preconceived ideas of
,what is proper in the line of gentlemen's
'full dress.
Planting time is coming and it is high
time you prepared your window . boxes and
:=summer jardiniere. Springtime is even'
better than hot summer days for flowers,
and to have them in the summer you have
to begin now anyway. For the boxes
around your piazza choose rich cool greens
and bright geraniums for the beds under-
neath. Sunflowers to grow up beside
and hide from view an unsightly fence, and
sweet peas to grow in a sunny spot and fill
the air with fragrance. Paneies for a shady
spot, for they thrive besb out of the heat of
the sun. Dasies in a sunny corner of the
yard and a good eized log split in two,
hollowed out, filled with rich earth and
filled with nasturtiums and set on the
andirons to grow and clamber over the
hearth and fill with [sunshine the gloomiest
room.
Borax water will remove stains from the
.hands.
Sanson was the first man to get a gate
.on him.
Remove egg -stains from opens byrubbing
.with salt.
A small box filled with limo will absorb
dampness.
Cream and acids do not curdle, but milk
and acids will.
The Duke of Connaught, who has just
e been raised to the rank of full general, has
been in active service for nearly twenty-five
yoare, . He obtained his first oommiasion as
lieutenant of Royal Engineers on Juno 19th,
1868.
If you are shier enough you'll seldom get
sat down upon.
aIt is strange that when a man feels blue
lee usually looks yellow.
Gum camphor soatbered about mice
haunts will drive them away.
The great difference between men and
women is that the men have to die to become
angels.
There are actually horse marines in the
service of the United States, but those are
merely those officers who are entitled - by
rank to ride. If they go on shipboard they
do not take their horses with them. Majors,
lieutenant colonels and colonels in the corps
have horses
One of the paying professions of Paris is
said bo be that of trunk packer. In many
of the little trunk shops you can hire a mon
who will pack your trunks artistically,
fold-
ing expensive gowns and other garments in
tissue paper, and stowing away delicate
bric-a-brac in the safest way.
The will of the late James H. Heverin,
the eminent criminal lawyer of Philadelphia,
was written on a half sheet of note paper
with a lead pencil, and reads : " This is
my last will. I leave all my property to
my wife, and make her my executrix." It
was dated and signed, bur not witnessed,
Thewill is valid according to Pennsylvania
law. Mr. Hoverin's estate is valued at
$20,000.
The Rev. Dr. Fourthly (making a pastoral
call)—It has been a long time, Mrs. Up-
john, since 1 have seen Miss Bella at
church. Mrs. Upjohn (shaking her head
sadly)—I fear, doctor, Bella is incorrigible.
I have had several new elegant dresses made
for ter lately, but she doesn't seam to have
any desire to go to church to—to look well
in them, you know. I'm afraid she is
getting hopelessly worldly.
The first photograph of the human face
was taken in the ball of 1839 by the late
Professor J. W. Draper, but his earliest
plates were destroyed by fire in 1839. In
July, 1840, he sent to Sir John Herschel a
daguerrotype portrait of his sister. The
plate, which shotes a decidedly hand-
some face, is in admirable preservation,
and will form one of the exhibits at the
World's Fair during the coming summer.
According to Sir W. J. Herschel this is
probably the oldest sun portrait now in
existence. Mies Draper is still living, and
may thus loos; upon the reflection ot what
she was 53 years ago.
A woman who experimented successfully
in growing pansies tried this method. Take
a box 3 inches deep by 10 wide, put rich
dirt, with plenty of fine sand to the depth
of an inch. Then set in egg shells in rows,
first having broken away about a third of
the shell at the top. Make a hole in each
shell for drainage. Fill the box with shells
and more dirt and plant two seeds in each
shell ; keep moist in a warm, sunny place.
When they have sprouted and grown large
enough to transplant, take out the shells,
crush each slightly, and plant in the garden.
The roots can easily push through the shell
es they expand and plant themselves firmly
in the earth. A woman who raised cabbage
and tomato planta for market tried this
method with sueoess.
Very miserable people are those who go
through the world seeing too much. They
plume themselves upon their ability, and
proclaim everywhere the wonderful secrets
their sharpsightedness has discovered.
They find out email delinquencies and
trifling offences of friends, neighbors and
servants. We are not at all obliged to
them for what they reveal. On the con-
trary, says Harver's Bazar, we are continu-
ally trembling lest our own pet sin be
brought to light, or our friend's dear little
secret weakness exposed. It is not hard to
gain much peace of mind by studying the
art of judloionsly shutting our eyes. Lot
us refuse to see too much of other people's
errors and mistakes. Nay, more, let us re-
fuse to see anything except what we wish
to see. The way is clear, the circumstances
are fortunate, people are well-meaning and
industrious, happiness abounds, and we our-
selves are on the high road to fame and for-
tune. A fool's paradise, you say? Perhaps.
But I doubt if a fool's paradise is not better
than the heaven of the people who would
carry thither microscopes that they might
discover its possible imperfections.
BLAKE AND GLADSTONE.
The Latter Receives Canadiau Congratula-
tious Through the Former.
A London cable says : Mr. Blake on
Saturday informed Mr. Gladstone that he
had received cables from Mr. Coatigan,
al and Mr. Curran, on be-
half of Sb. Patrick's Society, Montreal, and
from pertain citizens of Ottawa, including
the Mayor and Archbishop Duhamel, Baking
him to convey to the Premier their hearty
congratulations upon the second reading of
the Home Rule Bill. Mr. Gtadetone, in
replying to Mr. Blake, promised due ac-
knowledgment of the congratulations to the
respective senders. He continued : " In
the meantime, ib adds to the interest with
which I receive them that they reach me
through the medium of one who has already
done so much service to this great Imperial
cause."
Mr. Blake is still being pressed to epeek
at political meetings in different parts of
the country, but at present is declining
1 however,
oats. He wrl h w
engagements. ,
speak at Southwark on Friday, at Bir-
mingham on Wednesday, and in London on
May 31st at the annual meeting of the
Women's Liberal Federation.
Etiquette.
Freddy—I want to ahak you a vehwy
serious queetion.
Eddie—Yes, doth boy. Whab is it?
Freddy—Is it good fohm to speak to
youah man outside of the house?
Probably.
Jess—In wedding notices why is it that
the man's name is put first?
Bess—On the principle that "- the last
shall be first," I suppose.
The Summer
Comes and brings with it aching corns
Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor never
fails to remove corns promptly, painlessly,
and with absolute certainty. Try Putnamat
Corn Extractor. Sure, safe, painless.
JACK .ASHORE,
The Great Land Parade at New York
This Forenoon,
MARINES AND SAILORS IN LINE.
Latter•Day French Gallantry,
Our French neighbors no longer bear the
palm for gallantry. In Dieppe appears the
following notice : " The Nothing police aro
requested when a lady is in danger of drown-
ing, to seize her by the dross and nob by the
hair, which oftentimes remains in their
grasp.—London Court Journal._
GIBBONS' TOOTAOHii GUM sots as a
temporary filling and stops toothache in-
stantly. Sold by druggists.
The British Marines Made a Great
Impression.
The proceedings to -day were managed by
Gen. Louis Fitzgerald, of the New York
State National Guard, and Commander 3.
W. Miller, of the Naval Reserve, acting
under the directions of Admiral Gherardi,
and the committee of one hundred citizens
appointed by the Mayor.
Reviewing stands had been erected by the
committee at Madison Square and at City
Hall Park. From these stands the admirals
and officers of the vessels in the river and
other invited guests witneesod the parade.
Hundreds of private stands had been erected
all along Broadway, Fifth avenue and
Forty-second street, and windows, baboon-
ios and roofs along the route were utilized
by the crowds who filled every place which
commanded a view of the column. The
decorations . along the line of march were
not extensive, owing to the storm of yester-
day interfering with the work of trimming
the buildings.
Governor Flower rode at the head of
the procession, followed by details from
the United States Army and Engineer
Corps. Then came the admirals in carriages.
The foreigners were escorted by ofBeera of
our own navy. Following the carriages
came the first division, consisting of United
States sailors and marines. Commander
White was chief of brigade, and Captain
W. Spicer commanded the marines. These
were from the Charleston, Chicago, York-
town, Concord and Philadelphia, marohing
in the wanks and resplendent in their showy
dress uniforms. They were led by the
Marine Band.
In the second, third and fourth battalions
were Uncle Sam's blue jackets from all of
his ships in port. The second division was
the one that interested the crowds on
the street more than any other. It con-
tained the sailors of the visiting fleets and
the marines of Great Britain and Holland,
the only two nations represented besides
our own who have marines. First Dame the
troops of Her Majesty the Queen. There
were officers and amen 650 all told. Captain
Hamilton, of the Blake, was in charge of
the battalion. The British marines were
resplendent in red jackets, blue trousers,
with a narrow red stripe down the side,
and black helmets topped with gilt.
The band from the Blake led them. The
British artillerymen wore blank jackets,
blue trousers with a wide red stripe down
the side, and little dinky caps with a yellow
band and a strap under the chin. Her
Majesty's blue -jackets wore the regulation
blue sailor shirt, open low at the neck, blue
trousers, very tight ab the hips and very
wide at the ankle, and light straw hats.
The Britons marched with precision and
looked neither to the right nor lefb. They
were cheered as they passed the reviewing
stand and whenever they wheeled to turn a
Bagley—Tall girls are all the rage now.
Bract—That may bo, but I like short ones
better. Bagley—Why so ? Brace—Pm
generally short myself.
"You may give me a milk shake," said
Miss llteeoker to the soda -fountain man.
'' I wilt take a Iacteal vibration myself,"
added Mies Emerson, of Boston.
mon
A NEW 11818 FOR ISOIralee IlEN.'
A. Bran (.New Profession Opeund up for
Them.
The London Satura'ajReview 'suggests the
possibility of a brend.new profeasion. The
world, deolares the Review, IS over -pope,
lated with amiable, good-looking young
men ; highly educated, healthy and wholly'
incapable of earning their liveliboeds. No
ingenuity can provide berths for all of them,
bub some might be employed as " cutters -
out," This is a new profession. The duties
of the cutters -out are few, simple and agree-
able. He or she has merely to make love
and to ride away. Thus, put case
that some one's daughter, niece, or, it may
be, favorite cousin, has become engaged tea
man who le nob liked or approved of by the
family. To resieb her choice le futile. Op-
position merely fans the flame of passion.
So you send a note or telegram to the cen-
tral office of the " Society for the Utiliza-
tion of Johnnies," and they dispatch a
outter-out
He is
young, handsome, agree-
able, perhaps a lord, or an honorable, or a
baronet very likely. His duty may be ex-
plained in a word—he is to cab out the
young lady's affianced lover, to make her
out of conceit with that disagreeable person,
and then to retire gracefully to sono out-
landish part of the globe.
The scheme is peculiarly valuable to
parents, but anyone may make use of it.
Of course, there may also be, and should
be, female cutters -out, to be slipped at
young men who have entangled their
affections undesirably. Lord Algernon is
fond of the rector's daughter, of the
gardener's daughter, of whom you will.
Instead of crying if you are his lady
mother, or swearing if you are the Dake,
you send up to the central depot for a
really first-class cutter -out, married lady
preferred. In a very few weeks the rector's
daughter, or the gardener's daughter, is as
disconsolate am Calypso, and then the cutter -
out disappears, carrying with her the re-
spectful homage of the family whom she
has rescued.
corner.
Following the British came Argentine's
representatives from the Nueva de Julio.
They were less than 100 in number, and
wore dark blue shirts, with white braid on
the collar, and blue trousers. The officers
wore long blue coats, blue trousers and caps
with long front pieces.
The Russian vessels sent 330 men and 15
officers. The battalion was in charge of
Commander Stemman, and was in three
companies. The band from the Rynda ac-
companied them. The uniform was of blue,.
with white and blue striped shirts and
white caps, on the bands of which was the
name (In Russian) of the ship to which the
men belonged. The men carried muskets,
with bayonets fixed.
The Hollanders from the Vanspreyk came
next. There were 40 marines in long-tailed
blue coats and blue trousers, and 80 sailors
in blue jackets, bine trousers and soft blue
hats.
The French ships had 300 men in line.
They wore all blue jackets: The first com-
pany was commanded by Lieut. Barden, of
the Arethuse, and the second by Lieut.
Malcoe, of the Jean Barb. The uniform
was blue jackets, blue trousers and blue
caps. Haversacks were carried. The
French band set a lively step for the men.
Germany followed on the heels of the
French with 120 men under command of
Lieut. Meyer, of the Kaiserin Augusta.
They were all sailors, and their dress was
very similar to that of our own blue
jackets. The band of the German squadron
accompanied them.
Next came the Italians, headed by their
band. Lieut. Lovera was in command and
four jaunty midshipmen acted as aides.
There were 100 men in line. They wore
straw hats with brims flaring upwards,
blue jackets and black trousers. The
officers were in dark blue uniforms, with
plenty of gold lace, and a distinctive light
blue sash diagonally across the breast.
The Spanish admiral sent no men ashore.
Each body of foreigners was recognized by
the flags carried by color -sergeant, and the
m all.After t
crowds cheered thee visitors h
came the National Guard of the State of
New York. Brig. -Gen. Louis Fitz-
gerald and staff rode at the head. The
naval reserves had the right of line and
made a good appearance in their white
duck suits. Next to them were the Massa-
chusetts naval reserve. The signal corps of
the First Brigade followed. Then came the
guardsmen in the following order c Sixty-
ninto Regiment, Eighth Regiment, Nine-
tieth Regiment, Twenty-second Regiment,
Twenty-third Regiment, Seventh Regiment,
Twelfth Regiment, Seventy -Scat Regiment,
First Battery, Second Battery.
The column moved into Fifth avenue
from Forty-second street and to Washing-
ton Square, where a turn was made in front
of the memorial arch, through Waverly
Place to Broadway. Tho maroh down
Broadway was a continued ovation to the
foreign visitors. The admirals in carriages
and the blue jackets on foot were cheered
and saluted with waving flags and hand-
kerchiefs. At City Hall Park Governor
Flower left the column and with Mayor
Gilroy and other city officials and visiting
officers reviewed the column from the grand
stand in front of the City Hall.
After the parade the Governor and Mayor
Gilroy received the visiting admirals and
their officers in .the Governor's room of the
City Hall. There was a collation at the
City,Ha1l, and the junior off Dow' of the ship
were entertained at the Waldorf.
The militia swung out of column at the
poet -office and went up Park Row a short
distance and disbanded. The naval con-
tingent'went down Broadway to the Bat-
tery, whore they embarked for their ships.
Tho weather was beautiful, and the whole
affair passed off in the most successful and
satisfactory manner
11.50 a. m.—President Cleveland has just
left the City Hall for the train which is to
convey him to Chicago. The parade hoe
not yet reached the hall.
A SIG PLANER.
The huge Piece of Machinery Recently
Built at an English Works.
A monster planing machine, which is be-
lieved to be one of the Iargest and most
comprehensive pieces of machinery of its
kind in existence, has recently been built
by a Leeds (Eng.) firm. It is capable of
planing a block 30 feet long, 12 feet wide
and 10 feet high over five oat of its six sides
at one setting. It planes the top and sides
of the block simultaneously with four
cutting tools, two being carried by tool
boxes on the cross slide and the other two
being carried by toolboxes on each upright.
These three sides are, therefore, planed by
the ordinary longitudinal motion of the
table and the ordinary, self-acting traverses
of the tool boxes. For planing the ends of
the block the ordinary arrangements
would nob apply, bub on this machine
there is in addition a cross -planing • motion
to one of the tool boxes on the cross slide.
When this is in action it givea a transverse
out up to 12 feet long across the table of the
machine, and the tool box will feed verti-
cally down the work, or the table of the
machine may be advanced by a self-acting
longitudinal feed motion. As regards the
area of cut, still referring to the sides of the
cube, it may be said that the machine will
plane a total surface ab one setting of 1,200
square feet. Of course, in ordinary work
the capacity of the machine is useful, not
for actually planing all these surfaces, but
for covering the whole of their length and
breadth, so as to be able to plane a surface
here and a surface there on the sides, ends
or top of a large casting at one sitting, thus
insuring the true parallelism or squareness
of all the tooled parte.
Why She Chopped Them.
They had been married ten year°, and one
day when he came home from his office he
found her with a great pile of old letters
spread out before her, which she was chop-
ping up with a cold slaw cutter.
"Whab have you got there ?" he asked in
surprise.
" The letters you wrote to me when you
were in college, and mind to you at the
same precocious period."
"'What are you chopping them up that
way for ?"
"Oh, just to get them out of the way?"
" Why don't you burn them P"
She smiled a queer, ante little smile.
"I tried to, George," she said, " but they
wouldn't burn ; they are too green."
Teo Bad.
A good many older persons who have
been in difficult positions, and have felt that
the world was really very hard, can sympa
thize with little Flo Sanborn, of whom an
exchange writes :
She had been censuredby
her mother for
some small mischief which she had been
engaged in. She sat thinking it over for
some time, and finally eaid fn an utterly
discouraged tong : "Everything I do is
laid to me."
Should One Wish to Be Swell.
If you want to be really " swell " get a
blank instead of a blue serge skirt and
jacket to wear with the silk waists, have
the coat fitted close from the waist to the
bust, with wide revers turned back to show
the cool, pretty skirt—no trimming on the
skirt, just adeep hem.—New York Recorder.
"No use trying; need everything recom-
mended ; no lasting relief from aaybody's
treatment ; my rheumatism can't be cured."
These remarks, and others more emphatic,
are often made by those " who tried every -
tbing" except McCollom's Rheumatic Re-
pellant. Everyone who thoroughly uses
this remarkable remedy can cheerfully and
with thankfulness tell a different story.
IIAD BEEF EXHIBITED.
She Dad Danced at Many Balls, Been
Dragged and Admired,
BUT GOT0 PROPOSALS.
�
liunaae, Fills, Gives Ilex' Soule Good Advice
--False Ideas of Life -Hen, Regarded as
Inebectles—Lite Without 11Vorlk the Ruin.
of Women. -Happiness Fount Only in a
.Purposeful Idving.
HE French eoolety girl
has not the personal
liberty ofAmor' her an
rc
sister, but she has the
mane ambition to catch
a rash husband who can
give her luxury as well
as independence, and an
apparent conspiracy not
to marry on the part of
the gilded youth of
es France strikes her as an
outrage. Speakingon
behalf of thousands of her sisters a aris
moiety girl wrote recently to a Paris news-
paper as follows
A GIRL'S LIFE PaOnLOM.
"Ste,—There is one question of great
public interest that I 'should like to see
discussed in your ootumns—the ever-in-
creasing difficulty marriageable girls meet
with in finding huabande. I belong to the
upper middle class, and I have received a
brilliant education. My chief sin conaists
in my having no dowry. I graduated from
college at 18. I am a good musician ; I
speak English, I can sew and I can cook
and keep house. I am told I am pretty.
In short, I am an ideal wife, and my
mother has taken me out into society a
good deal, not doubting for an instant that
I should speedily find a husband. But I
didn't, although I was a distinct social
encce
" I hsa.ave danced night after night with
innumerable young men, who all said they
thought I was charming, bob none of them
proposed. In short, here I am still
unmarried and nearly 21. I am
tired of dancing, I am tired of exhibiting
my charms for the gratification of adoles-
cente. It is clear no one wants me without
a dowry.
" Now, I ask you, what future is there
for a young girl in my position ? I cannot
go on the stage, for I have nob the artistic
temperament. I cannot take up medicine,
for it is revolting to me. Teaching is no
good, for there are as many professors as
pupils in the schools already, and as to
business, that is not considered respectable.
What can I do ? Must I go on practicing
at my piano four hours a day and trans-
lating English exercises? Perhaps when I
am a confirmed old maid I can get a place
as houeekeeper to some gouty and repentant
old bachelor. But what can I do in the
meantime 1"
The whole of Manhatten Island was pur-
chased from the Indians for 60 Dutch
gliders, " some of them," it is said, "being
of a doubtful metal."
Lord and Lady Aberdeen, accompanied
by Miss Josephiue Sullivan, of the Royal
Academy of Music, Dublin, Ireland, and
Miss Katherine Emmet, daughter of the
late Mr. Thomas Addie Emmet, of New
York, arrived at Windsor on Saturday
morning. They received a deputation of
Irish citizens from Detroit, and Lady Aber-
deen was presented with a large basket of
roses.
M. Jules Simon has discovered the secret
of old age, and he has formulated the recipe
in two words—intellectual work. Nothing,
he declares, helps so materially to conserve
physical strength as mental employment,
and in proof of this theory he pointe out
that the French Inatituto is a period con-
gregation of hale and heartyootogenarians.
—St. James Gazette.
The assessment in Woodstock dhows an
inoreasein value of property this year over
last of $54,150, the total being $2,686,725.
The population is now 9,200, an increase of
200 over last year
The Christian Endeavor Convention
which will be held in Montreal from July
5th to 96h will, it ie confidently predicted,
be the greatest gathering ever witnessed in
the Dominion. It is expected that twenty-
five thousand delegates will attend the con-
vention.
DUMAS ESSAYS TO ANSWER.
The editor was nonplussed and submitted
the Ietter to Dumas the younger, who re-
plied thus :
" I confess at the start that such a young
girl as your correspondent seems to be does
not interest me much. She reproaches her
parents for having given her a brilliant
education without being able to supplement
it with a dowry, and this seems to me very
ungrateful, although I am well e.ware that
one of the first symptoms of the marriage-
able girl is ingratitude toward her parents.
"Your correspondent is not yet 21, and
she thinks it an extraordinary and alarming
state of affairs that she is still single. She
has danced and perspired a good deal in
the arms of a number of young men to
whom her excellent mother has given her,
more or less decollete, and she is surprised
that none of these young men, initiated into
her bodily charms and aroma, should have
asked her hand in marriage. This young
girl is very naive and very ignorant for one
who has her diploma.
"Her professor of philosophy cannot
have told her much about men or else she
would know that they are not so foolish as
many women think them, and that those
who make good husbands do nob go and
seek wives in ballrooms, where young girls
ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE RUGGED
instinct that prevents him from making &
marriage that will embitter his 'whole • life.
Not only dons he know that you have De
dowry, but he pan seo through your freely
and immaculate flesh that you levo not two
aorta' worth , heart, and he prefers to
love you with your mother, who fir xeapon-
Bible for your bad bringing up
YOU WILL REMAIN AN OLD MAIN
and It will serve you right. The gouty old
bachelor that you count on as a lash
resort will fail you, too. When
he le 50 he will marry au old
mistrese who has been patient with:
him, or he will content himself with hist
servant girl who has fixed his mustard
plasters. When he dies he will leave her
an annuity of a few hundred franca and he
will die a much happier man than if he had
married you. If you had given the matter
a little more consideration than you have
done you would see that this bachelor,,
whom your kind think selfish, has taken
the best path in life,
and the one nearest toe
Limb of the fathers of the Church, who
nearly all died bachelors, whioh would
seem to prove that marriage is not always*.
considered supreme felinity by superior
minds.
"In short, you are uneasy as to your
future and you want advice. Ib is too Iate
You have gone too far on the bad way.
Your ideas of life are all false and it ni
too late to correct them. The men that you.
would marry will not marry you and those,
that would marry you are not good enough,
for you. You cannot marry without ea
dowry. Why should you expect to when
you�expect your husband to have money ?
No, get hold of some money and you will
have as many offer as you could wish.
Your suitors will not amount to much, but
they will
RAVE TWO LEGS AND LOOK LIKE MEN'
and that will spare you the humiliation of
being an old maid. You see I am not at all
sorry for you and I predict much greater
misfortune for you and your kind 1f you
persevere in your present tactics.
" Thia longing to enjoy life without fir
costing anything and by man's intervention
is the first step in the wreck of a woman's
goodname. The legal benefactor is first
sought for, and if he is not to be found.
yon accustom yourself by degrees to the
ideas of the other kind. Youth is so short,
poverty is so sad and contemporary'
morality so complacent. The hypothesis
of an old husband, rheumatic and,
rich, is already a concession to solicita-
tions of on inferior order. I am con-
vinced that young girls of modest
means will find it harder and harder
to make the rich marriages they dream of,
and that many of them, unless they make -a
supreme effort in the direction of right and.
virtue, will go to well the ranks of the,
fallen.
WORK NOT TO BE DESPISED.
" To be entirely frank, I hold out Boa
hope for you. Your principles are bad.
You despise work which brings help in the
greatest distress, consolation in the greatest:
sorrow.
" Yon don't think work is respectable.
Yon are mistaken. This old world of turn
is going to pieces, and a now society will
arise, based on equality and labor for all.
Do not count on men, young girls ; count -
on yourselves. Do not despise art, science,
industry, commerce, which represent life
and are the basis of all society. Seek in all,
four what we men have found in them—o
real value that is lacking in your gowns,
soirees and dances. That is the best way
to find a husband, if you still want one
when you amount to something, which is
not certain, for your present great desire to
get married is only the result of your educa-
tion, which has incapacitated you from.
doing anything else. It is quite likely that
when your own work has secured for you,
independence men will appear in a different~
light to you, and that you will prefer to
remain single, as is ofteu the cane with us
men."
by the firsb comer after the empty formality
of an introduction. As to those men who
look on marriage as a business matter the
hugging has no importance. They don't
care how often their fiancee has been em-
braced, so long aa the dot is satisfactory.
e me we hr of rich men a
From time to time
marrying girls without money, but the in-
stances are rare. The exceptions to the
rule have usually been girls of, extraordinary
beauty, of whom our millionaire has been
sensually smitten. Again, the nice young
man who waltzes so well and goes into rap-
tures over your pretty gown knows perfectly
well that such dresses cost, and if you will
wear such gowns he expects you to supply
the cash to pay the dressmaker's hill.
„Your correspondent says she is tired of
exhibiting herself to adolescents, that she
has danced quite enough and that she sees
no prospects of finding a husband. She ask
what she can do,
one or
and she mentions
,two paths in life, feeling euro she will suc-
ceed in none.
FALSE VIEWS. OF LIFE.
Here we have a young girI who has
been brought up, like all young girls of her
class, with the idea that when she is old
enough sae has only to go and hop about in
ballrooms to meet with a handsome and
rich young man, who will immediately fall
head and heels in love and lay his life and
fortune at her feet. She will be satisfied, if
necessary, with a husband with 100,000f. a
year—not a business man, of course, because
businees isn't respectable, but an engineer,
a lawyer, au ambassador.
" Whab strikes me in this profession of
faith of a young lady not yet twenty one is the
implied contempt of the woman for the man.
Not a word about love or devotion. Not a
word about the sacrifices she would be will-
ing to make if she met a good man. Tho
modest position she would be willing to take
as his wife 1 It is plain that in her opinion,
me in the opinion ot her thousands of sisters
on whose behalf she writes, man was created
not to realize the a.dpirations of her heart,
her soul and her admirable education, but
to satisfy the needs of her vanity, her
imprimis, her ambition, her desire for luxury
and show. ` I am a woman and just 18. I
am pretty and a virgin. Where is the
imbecile
WFtO Is WILLING} TO BUY bin?
If he won't pay what it'd worth there are
other places where it costa less.' Come,
young man, here is another virgin with her
first decollete dress on. Get an introduc-
tion, dance with her, fall in love and make
her yours before the altar. Yon were only
created and barn into the world for her
amusement.
"Well, my dear young lady, the young
man keep° away from you, and he in quite
right, for, however foolish yon may think
him and its ne Anay be, he bee the animal
Could Not Agree.
A despatch from Milton says : The
County Council held a special meeting here
yesterday to devise some way of apportion-
ing the $86,000 received from the G. T. R.
on account of the H. & N. W. Railway not
being an independent line, as par original
agreement. The interests of those concerned
being too conflicting, no conclusion wan
arrived at. There were too many claimant*
for a share of the money.
Yea !Ma
Nine periqa out o1 ten will look tithe dens
letter and tbinic that to count the neuter et data
would be very easy. Still there aroparatt
few who can do it correctly. 1J r est
perseverance but a eieas head and a creed/ owe
with just twont, ingeaplty to devise a pllat Obit:
will prevent mistakes and eampiicatlons. 11 t
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