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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-4-20, Page 2ICOUGH : EASY Bx TAKING Eby' s German Breast Balsam. You cough easy and soon be cured of cough. WERAT PEOPL2 BAB or ir J. Howe, Port Elgin, save Bb's German lemma teatsaat is the best cough medicine he has ever used. Mr. D. F. smith, Organizer Pabrons of Industry, has no hesitation in recommend- ing Bby's Genusa Breast Balsam, tile bast medicine in existence tor coughs and colds. Mr. Chas. Chtmeron, Underwood, says he got splendid result; from using Wore German Breast Batsman and re- commends it highly. Mr. John llepner, Manager Porb Elgin Brush Co.., says: Ebrs Gernaan Breast Balsam Li an indispensable necessity- io his household and recommende it as valuable remedy for Coughs and Colds. Put up in 25.3. sod 50e. bottles. :Ask your druggists for it. eigegagelle L4UG4 A.ND LEARN, Penn Kin the lard. Don'telcillithcebirde-the little birde That slag about your door, Seen, as the Joyous spring has come. And (Alining stomas are der. The little bird', how sweet they sing 0 tot were joyous live ,^ And never seek to take the life That you MP DOYer give. Dolet Still the birds -the pretty birds That play among 13he trees; 'Tweuld make the earth a cheerless place, Should wo dispense with these. Thelittle birds -how fond they ply! Do riot dieturb their sport; Bob let thorn T.warble fortis their songs Tin winter cuts them eliort, Don'terill the birds -the happy birds, That blees the field and grove; So innocent to look upon, They claim our warmest love. Tbe happy birde-the tuneful birds, Hew pleasant 'tie to see ! No spot can be a cheerless place Virherceer their presence be. Oil the roll of fame : The champion wheelenan. "I've spotted you," said the sun to the gir. 1 with feeekles. The Atter baby has a $1,000 cradle. It will take lots of " rocks " to keep that going. The cloak a anxiety doesn't always fib, but men are always ready to wear it un- blashiugly. The cautious man never takes any chances. Thatde the reason you seldom see him at a church feir. "A handsome gentlenesn's country plays" is advertieed for vale. There's conceit for you. Ireland Sends annually 401000 tons of eggs -some 640,000,000 in round numbers - to EnI&id alone. to kids leis wife for not taking good =re of leis dog." j. IVI. Barrie's reeent sweeps as a playweight paid to have °mimed him to turn hie ettention almest wholly from his novel writing ancl hie literarr. friends to the stage and titer people, Re na reported to be engaged to Milia Mary AtlE01, ivh0 hati one of the parts in his piety" Walker, Lon- don," now running at Toole a Theatre. A lady asks to he =severed under the name of "Louie" the following questa= : " Kaviag been invited to attend e °Much Wedding, and not being intimately am quainted wieh either the bride or groom nor invited to the reception, am I expected to etend a present ?" The answer le: No. Presents are optional and not obligatory, even if invited to the reception, and depend upon friendships awl the degree of mei- may, One invited. to the church only when there le a reception would be going out of the way to send a present. She we so pretty that the (Aerie felt sure that it would be a pleasure to wait on her, as she stepped up to the etamp-window. " I -I" -she began, tremulously, "0311 I get you to lamp this stiok for me ?'' " Ext cuss mo!" said the clerk, growing red and wondering what was wrong with his ears, "what did you want?' "[-would like to gets you to stamp this lick," she answered, the color csomiug into her face. Then re- alizing ahe had made a mistake she hurried on, '1 mean to stick this lamp -to stmole this limp -oh, tide, this I" and she held it out to him. And the clerk, pale but brave, ran out his tongue till it touched his chin, and slapped the Columbian poster down on it. A dandy carrying a magnificent cane was aboub to relieve a cripple, on the Rue de Tivoli, Paris, when a pereon near him ex- claimed "Do not let the rogue deceive you. Boas° to lend me your cane, and I Lord Chumpley-Do you return my love? will show you thab the rascal runs better Mies Millyous-Why, yes; I haven't the than I can." The dandy lent his cane, and slightest use for it. Tom-Didn'b you have time to esoo.pe be- fore the old man came downstairs? Dick - No, sir. He slid down the balusters. The country minister has no respect for prize-fighters, bub he sighs when he reads of the sums they realize from their pound parties. Ib is proposed to open the London public schools for social evening gatherings to com- pete in the hearts of the people with the emblie houses. Much trouble is caused because we forget that many men do not have the same kind of religion in a horse trade that they have ID church. -Ram's Horn. Primus-Fenning lett hie arm at Malvern Mg but Jebson-why should he have a pension? Seoundus-Well, er-you know he lost his head at Manassas. Mao:ma-Ethel, dear, you wrote me that you hal inflammatory rheumatism when you only had a cold. Ethel -I know, but the other sounded more like news. Three expeditions will pub out for the Norbh Pole this season. There le economy in the idea. One big international rescuing party may serve for the three of them. Bishop Gullem-Yes, it is a good work, and I trust you believe in maintaining foreign missions. "Indeed I do Why, papa aees -Mr. Cleveland every day about one." Mrs. Freshley-Is this all you are going to:give me for my birthday? Why, Mr. Popley gave his wife a diamond necklace. Mr. Freshley (henpecked) -So would I if sheawere my wife. "1 wish I were an ostrich," said Hicks, angrily, as he tried to eat one of his wife's biscuits and couldn't. "1 wish you were," returned Mrs. Hicks, "I'd get a few feathers for my hat." In wearing veils a woman should be guided entirely by the color of her hat, and if this IS apt to be unbecoming to her complexion, lee her wear a simple blaok veil, which is at all times a beautifier. The Western girls exchange kisses by pressing cheek to cheek. This is rather a cheeky modeuf extracting all the genuine spirit there is in kines ; but, happily, noth- ing is said as to the result when a lover opines upon the none. Johns Hopkins University will nextJune, for the first time, confer the title of Ph. D. upon a woman. Miss Florence Beacom, a Massachueetts girl, will at that time be so honored by that institution. Mamma -No, Johnny; one piece a pie Is quite enough for you. Johnny --It's funny you say you are anxious that I eshouneleseern to eat properly, and yet you won'b give me a chance to practice. Mrs. Carper -Yes, my daughter was crazy to get married and she married a man who has failed in everything he has under- taken. Mrs. Box (whose husband failed for a million) --Gracious 1 They must be im- mensely rich. Cobble -1 see that Kittleworth has gone into business for himself. Stone -Yes. And he is coming around to live in themane house with me. Cobble-What'e he going to do that for? Stone -He says he wants to be near someone who draws a regular salary. "1 don't like your milk," said the mis- tress of the house. "What's wrong with Ib, mum?" "It's dreadfully thin and there's no cream on it." " Arfter you've lived in the city a while, mum," said the milkman encouragingly, "you'll git over them rooral ideas o' yoorn." Miss Newrich-But there is eta much to learn. I shall never know good from bad. Sooiety teacher -Nothing easier, my clear young lady. Just avoid everything that looks sensible and no one will suspect that you're nob well born on the avenue. Young Wife -Oh, Edward, you do be- lieve that I am thialting of economy all the time, don't you? Young Husband -Mabel, your 40 -cents telegram this cdternoon tellibg me where to go to save 15 cents on a carpet sweeper weans me that, you are thinking of Ib too much. I paid the man for finishing the rain- water cistern this morning, Josiah," said Mrs. Chugwater, "aid it took the lasb penny there was in the house." "Never telind that, Samantha," replied Mr. Chug- watet, soothingly, " we've got something for a rainy day at last." Don't hurry matters in the epring-time. For instance, your overcoat need not be g.iman up to the "uncle " of the im.provi- dent young men juab yet Pneumonia• and the grip are watching young men who rock. losaly hurry with their overcomes to "iny uncle," Wait till the weather hag sebbled. the beggar threw away his crate es an took to his heels. He was followed by the man with the cane, while the spehbatora, and the dandy particularly, rammed in convulsions at the eight, and exclaiming alternately: "Oh, he will be caught 1" "No, he will not be caught!" But both the racing heroes disappeared at the next corner, ancl neither they nor the cane, which cost 500 francs, over came back. The Bosbon Transcript thus explains the phsase "getting the mitten": One hun- seised years ago gloves were unknown in the country towns. Mittens were knitted and worn in all families. 1.1 a young man going home from singing school with the young girl of his choice was holding her nnittened hand to keep it from getting oold, and took that opportunity to urge his suit, if the offer proved acceptable the hand would re- main. If taken by surprise an effort to withdraw the hand would leave the mitten. So the suitor would "get the mitten," but would not get the hand. The use of the word "muff." meaning a foolish, blunder- ing person, also has an easy explanation. A stupid youth was mid to be a ', muff," because, like the article of feminine wear called by that name, he held a woman's hand. wiehout squeezing it. The sedate old times were not without their gallantries. Women keep on improving their oppor- tunities and themselvee. If they continue successfully invading man's domain electiv- ity and utility it will not be long, perhaps, before the sterner sex will find it a difficult thing to get into State prison or stay out of the poor -house. The latesb evidence of their eagerness to snatch employment and enjoyment away from the masculine gender conies from Fort Dodge, Is. Three sisters there have treated the persistenb but unde- sired lover of one of their number to a long ride on a sharp rail. The young man was told in plain language that he wasn'b wanted, but he filled himself full of the courage that teems with green bags and big red alligators, and, going to the young lady's home, insisted diet he was the indi- vidual she required. The girl called her two sistersoand, after tying the young man's arms bfahini his back, they perched him on the apex of a gabled rail, and rode him in that fashioa back to the bosom of his friends. A policeman and a supposed criminal whom he had. arrested were walking beside the Danube at Kelheim, Bavaria, recently, when the prisoner suddenly juermed into the river. The water was full of great blocks of ice, stretching quite across the stream and the man jumped sedely from block to block and reachefl the opposite bank. The policeman followed, but being less agile, fell between the blocks into the river. His late prisoner had a very nice question in casuistry to decide, and he settled it by plunging into the river, at the imminent risk of his life, to save the life of the policeman. He succeeded in getting the officer to land, and then the policeman was in a quandary. He offered to state the case to the authorities and try to get a life-saving medal for his rescuer. But .the latter thought he would rather have his liberty, and the policeman promptly set him free, and gave him a couple of marks to help him on his way. The fugitive has not since been recaptured. H. W. Lucy, the well-known London editor and correspondent, in his "Diary of the Salisbury Parliament," tells this story on Mr. Labouchere, when the latter was a legation attache in Washington: An " aggressively irate " visitor called at the legation and demanded to see the British Minister. Mr. Labouohere informed him that he could not, "because his excellency was not in." " Well," said the visitor, evidently suspecting subterfuge, "1 must see him, and will wall till he comes." "Very good," slid Mr. Labouehere, "pray take a chair," and he Teemed his writing. At the end of an hour, the visitor, " sbill fretting and ferning," asked when the Min- ister would be back. "1 really cannot say, exactly," the attache answered. "But you expect him back ?" the visitor insisted. Oh, certainly," eaid Mr. Imbouchere, and went on writing: At the end of another hour the irate visitor, bouncing up, insisted on knowing what were the habits of the Minister at that period of the day. Was ID likely to be in in another hour ? "1 think not," said Mr. Lebow:bore, with increased blandness ; " the facb is he sailed for Europe on Wednesday, and can hardly yet have reached Queenetown. But, you know, you anicl you wield wait till heoame, so I offered you a chair." It is said that tincture of lobelia applied to an incipient felon will oure it without fail. LONDON'S SPRING FAWNS. Women Require Well Filled Purses This Season. Tricorn flats Qtfite correct -goons TairlY Creep en and Mean to Iaevidop Into the Maseru' criameine--Sitort $11tIrts for Dail Gowns Jump Into Fashion -- Quaint conceit for Bair Pressing- Euguette for Polite Society Undergoes a Complete Change. Hosband-Have you completed your that of personft to be invited to the reception': 11.-Itave you invited only the beet people? W. -The very best. If. (examining the Iist)-And therm are all W. -All, excepting the two detectives, who are to bo het° incog. to see that nothing 14 stolea. "The charge against the prieorier," mid tile judge, addressieg the Witness, " cermityte atimale end you hetet boon called to testily in his favor. Whet do you know :.bout him t" " I hever knowed him to be creel to =Weds. Why, that there Meal judge, feede his pet bull -dog Ori beefetetalt. Cruelio teeitehtle ! Why). I've knOwn him MOST women re- quire well lined purses nowadays, for the present etyle of dress is very extravagant ainndfortilitt who hilrgh° art spend sums in the year on their wardrobes which makes ordinary comfortably off peo- ple fairly aghast. A woman of fashion pays 0 each for the simplest morning costumes, of which she must have eeveral. For after- noon gowns $100 to $150 is the ordinary price,while for receptions, concerts or weddings a smarb woman wilt readily expend $200 on her costume. Tea gowns are not csonsidered worth a glance unless they °owlet of materials and bear a style which run into $100 as quite an ordinary thing. Evening gowns aro the most expensive of all, and of these a woman of fashion must have the largest supply. For a married woman there is nothiss g good in the shape of a dinner gown to be thought of under $100 while a really " swagger " gown, say for a State ball, may very easily cost $400. Bonnets and hats are considered cheap at $20 each, coats at $50 and mantles at $70; while wraps are costly and perish- able purchases. In a London season a woman is constantly seen by the same people; therefore, variety is necessary to keep up a reputation for dressing welL A varied wardrobe at the prices of the items quoted is quite in reason, for the better modistes would walk away with a good many thousands a year, especially when boots and shoes, gloves and sunshades, stockings and fans, pookeb handkerchiefs and silk underskirts have to be provided in keeping. THREE COWERED RATS DE BIGEtaL Three -cornered Louis XV. hats promise to be a enocess this season. But let those who wear them be careful how they put them on. The success of a tricorn hat depends much on the precise angle at which It is placed on the head, and an effect verg- ing on the ridiculous is produced when thie requisite angle has been disregarded. A Louis XV. hat, fresh from the hands of a Parini= artiste, was delightfully suggestive of spring and expressive of rainbow. tints. The shape was of maize amour straw. trimmed with mauve ribbons. On either side of the point in front nestled two little btmohes of pink and mauve primroses with green leaves, and the same flowers. were arranged in a garland round the crown. THE DEEP FLOUNCE SKIRT. The deep flounce skirt coming up well above the knees is one of the moat fashion- able forms of skirt at the present moment. Above it the drew: fits almosb closely round the hips, the flounce being put on quite full and gored in itself, so as to make it much wider round the edge than at the knees. This gives a good suggestion to those who are clever enough to utilize last year's gowns and make them into raufficiently modish ones to wear this season. This is a much more difficult feat than it ordinarily is owing to the quantities of material used ID this year's dresEes as compared with those of last season. Much ingenuity is neoessary to a clever solution of the prob- lem, but those who euoceed may flatter themselves that they have really accom- plished a difficult feat. SOME TASTY SPRING CONCEPTIONS. Spring gowns are being made chiefly of eilken stuffs in shot mixtures. Foulard is very popular, but crepon still holds its own, as well as voile and motieseline-de-laine. Berne of the silk and wool materials are charming. The prettiest are striped with satin-stich embroidery. 1823 is Riven as the date of a pretty model which has quite a quaint old-fashioned air belonging to it. It is composed of foulard in bleat particular shade of green that is associated with the days of our grandmothers. This is figured with rod dots, and the Figaro revers, deep ouffs and folded belt are in moss -green =rah. A tiny capote to wear with the above is made of green reeds interlaced and surmounted with two wings of gold tissue, :mutated with red crystals. .Apropos of =pot= here is a prettynotion, for one con- shadi con - shading of two large ris leaves, wibh a bouquet of mauve and yellow iris placed over the forehead, while a second cluster rests on the hair at the back. These little flower fancies are very fascinating and will be much worn when the warm weather comes and makes such airy trifles poseible. 3100PS MEAN TO COME. The Church of the Unity, at Cleveland will have two glide for ite joint pastor, a call having been =Melded to Mimi Murdock and Mia st Buck, who are studying in Eng- land Mother (putting the boy out of the pantry) --now many neer° times will I hetet to tell you to keep out of that preserve jar? Sneall boy (eobbing)-No more, mamma ; they're all gone. De Sous -1 o you know 1 com't eleep well efter dritikieg, so I've giVon it up. Do Brogue -Whet, given up dritiking 1De Soque-No, eleeping. In referring recently to Lord Reseboey who is ta Searthseau, the Lend= dlinees gravely eceid : " Deepite hie netioneltby ho mime With diffionIty." Empire styles are on the decline, and chiefly relegated to tea gowns. It is the 1830 mode which flourishes and grows in favor as by degrees the epring fashions unfold themselves. Skirts increase in volume to a rather alarming extent, and it has been deemed advisable to introduce an underskirt to support their ample folds. Let it be whispered with bated breath I This underskirt is furnished with certain metal hoops, supple, it is true, and so cleverly arranged that when the wearer is sitting down you would not stmpecit their existence. But still the hoops are there, and who shall seer where innovations such as these may lead to? snonT SKIRTS 1.011 PRETTY PEET. Short skirts are in again for dancing, and men and the feminine possessors of pretty feet are delighted. When horb skirta were an innovation, the first was worn at a ball at Meelhorough House by a pretty woman some yeere ago, whose life eines has known many vioissitudes, and who la now chiefly remembered as the mother el a beautiful young countess. The august hetet danced more than 01300 with that pretty` lady and Edward Albert Was heard to My how much more neneible short skirts were in a ball - retain than long ouee. Short akirts then absolutely jumped into faohion. They have been out and in again since that, perhaps more than once. They will be Mart things in bell gowts this year; therefore wotnen mint look to their feet and garb them be - ora ingly. For receptione and dinners long skirts will still be worn. A nernious TATTLE EATAAIOWN. Es is faehioned of snow-white satin and trimmed round the hem and ciecolletage with festoons of silver-spangted tulle. The wide 1830 efeevee are pirtially veiled with tulle atta the seams to the ekirt Outlined With tin enibroidery � delloately-tinted flowers. The train is �f " Monad° " bItte velvet. An effeotive demi-toilette frock of mauve peau de soie ie trimmed with three bands' of cora pipette lace placed at Wide intervals on the WIWI., A aced Of 0611 Oriental bilk, ae- ranged fiisteotheshoultesis knottedonhetaefringedeaoeh. mg nearly to the ground. The elbow eleevee, et MeuVe eilk, are of tulle em- broidered in ecru. PEITXSIT BROCADES BOOM. Prilleetti May IS to appear at the next " drawing -room " in a beautiful white brocade of Englieh make. Spitalfields is having the honor of making it for the Princesses, All a ride, British women go in for Fretselt eilks and brocades, and at the same time the Anglomaniam in Paris 00PY SlaYiShly the English fashione, and British tailors are in hnmense demand in Paris. ;rearmament. RING Alin Z0 YitisErrais, Ib is a difficult business for a woman to change her style of hair-deeseing, yet there comes a time when its must be clone. Just as a becoming, prettyway of arrangingithea been fixed upon, fashions o henge,and although a woman may go placidly on her own way for a while,. yet she must give in at the end. There es little that SO completely changes the charaoter of the face as an alteration in the way of arrangingthe hair. The newest way is very simple indeed. Any woman oan be her own hair- dresser. It simply consisks in arranging the hair in a pretty knot through e. tortoiseshell ring, whioh once the hair is arranged scarcely shows. No frisettes are necessary, and even a hair -dresser does nob tell you how much better he oould arrange some one else's hair on your head than your ONVII. OTHER Deers, canna, MANNED& Etiquette is what tne beat people do,not what is written iu books on this subject. Once upon a time, ao far back as twelve or thirteen years ago, which only real old ladies remember or confess to remember, there were very stria laws as regards this then very important subject. There were certain things that had to be done and cer- tain other things which had to be left un- done, or social law was outraged and the criminal was voted out of court. Now there is nothing considered so ill-bred as a strict adherence to little matters of thiskind. Cells, which were once such an all -Important por- tion of social solemn, are rarely or never made in the smartest sets. AFTER -DIENER ZaLLS OUT OF DATE. Long ago, if people dined out, the diges- tion -cell was a matter of supreme import- ance. Now it is a custom more honored in the breach than the observance by the best people, who perhaps Mew cards by their footman, or perhaps do not, according to the terms of entimacy on whieh they are with their entertainers. There is a delight- ful do -as -you -please' make yourself thor- oughly at home andperfectly comfortable sort of atmosphere about the smart, well- bred people of to -day, which is mosb enjoy- able when once the mghb has been estab- lished to exorcise it. That, however, is now more diffieulb of accomplishmenb than it was under the arid etiquette regime. Pat Thla In our Scrap *look. Mr. mem ricketb, Paris, Ont., writes: I purchased a box of Texas Balsam" from your agent, W. S. Rochester, which has proved Itself far superior to anything I have ever used. While driving on the road last summer my horse became sore in spots and also studded, I applied the Balsam and in a few days it was entirely heeled, leaving no sign of a sore at all. I will never be without Texas Balsam as long as I own a horse." Price 25 cents. Ask your druggist for it or addreas F. F. Segsworth, No. 6 Wellington street east, Toronto. Turing warts. An old colored auntie who used to make money by charming away warts, had a habit of rubbing her greasy finger on the wart daily, and a suspicious patient took the trouble to =certain what the grease was. He found it was crude castor oil of a very stannous character, and thus die - covered the old woman's secret. She had marked the specific action of castor oil on warts, and Ind made for herself a reputa- tion for witchcraft by aid of it. Few people use castor oil for this purport°, but it is a sovereign send an almost infallible remedy. -St. Louis Glpbe-Democrat. -The old farm nowadays doesn't pay sufficiently to keep all the boys at home. The result is they grow restless and finally go Weals, where lands are cheap. Michigan contains a large portion of Canadians, who are prosperous and contented. Quito a few have settled on the KEYSTONE LANDS, along the line of the Michigan Central, Altoona. & Loon Lek° Railways. These lands range from $2 to $5 per acre, are sold on very reasonable terms, are adjacent to towns, villages with excellent schools. For • full particulars, write to R. M. Pierce, of West Bay City. A. Glib Salesman. Business Mon -I'll buy nothing more from you. The last suit of clothes you sold me shrank terribly after a single shower of rain. The cleat no w doesn'ti reach as far as the waist and the trousers are up to my knees. Travelling Salesman -Then you have a first-olass bicycle suit, and the best thing you can do is to buy a wheel.-Riegencle Biaetter. The Fools Not AU Dead Yet. Even a blind man can see that more clearly than daylight, or else why ehould so many continue to use ill smelling, oily, and often useless preparations for the relief of pain, when a preparation just as cheap, elegant, more powerful, and penetrating, such as Norville° is, can be purchased from any dealer in • medicine? Nerviline cures instantly aches and pains. Nerviline is the most efficacious remedy for internal pains. Nerviline applied externally subduea the most intense pain almost at once. Learned, Explorer -Do you know, Ethel, the Afri- can savages were eo ignorant that they couldn't understand what made Stanley's iron boat flood? Ethel --What was it, Uncle Jack? Explorer -Why -sr -the - or - shape, you know--and-er--atmompheric preesure, you know, and--er-all that sort of thing. No Disappointment Can arise from the use of the great sure -pop corn cure-Pubnena's Painlees Cora Metre°. tor. Putneeres Extractor removes corns painlessly ha a few days. Take no sub - dilate. Al druggietes. Rle Knew Him Wean CILEVEILaND'it WEA.LTIL ,,1•110* Be IS ‘Vertntrita,Or004 ::•inkradullete. Cleveland ou Vilma Mr, Cleveland was &St elected to the presidency be had to borrow $1,200 to see hirn to the White House. The purchase of "Red Top", however, cleared lurn over 080,000 and he saved eotne of his salary while president. Then on leaving the White House a law firm engaged him at a ;salary of 325,000 a year, besides whieh he gob several large fees for refeeiug mem He made a good deal of money too in company with Williani 0. Whitney and hie investments in Chicago gas have paid him, as also have those in the Northern Pacific, but Mr. Cleveland cares more for fame than for money, and has at maims tunes contributed at lee= $25,000 toward the expenses of the Demooratio party. To -day Mr. Cleveland is worth about $250,000 and Mr. Cleveland hem 680,000 of her own. Dan Lamont is quite as rieh as the president, althongh he had not more than $5,000 to 'Mart with. -Chicago Times. After trying all remedies reootnmended for rheumatism without lasting benefit, Mice DieCollom's Rheumatics Repellant to make permanent cure. It is a soientifio oombinetiou acting on liver, kidneys, and blood, and improving condition of each. Prepared by W. A. McCollom, DruRgeet, Tilsonburg. Sold by Wholsale and Retail Druggists. • A. Point in Law. Mr. Cautious (in a street car which stops suddenly) -Come, old man, tette get out quick and walk. The driver has struck. Slowboy-What'a • your hurry? Decree time enough, isn't there? Cautious -No, no 1 Any minute some judge may enjoin us from teeming the oar, on the ground that we would be hindering the company from fulfilling its fauctions as a common carrier by depriving ib of pas- eengera to carry. Hurry now! . Society begins to take a peep out from under its saokoloth. Woman (who has given something to eat to a tramp) -You have a very awkward way of eating, man. Tramp -Yes, ma'am; I guess it's cause I'm out of practice. Society is looking at its well-worn sack- cloth. Lay it by carefully, fold it with care; out ou the bias and fashioned so ewe. odnoogazuuroM Mudge -I &eked old. man Gotrox yestor day if he would go on iny note for $25. Yabsley-You might have known that he would refuse. Mudge-Efe didn't refuse. Ile told me that if I would put up $30 cash amenity he would be delighted to accommodate me. • Gianows' TooTacuto GUM note as a temporary filling and atm= toothache in- . stantly. sou by druggiote. 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