HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-4-20, Page 2ICOUGH : EASY
Bx TAKING
Eby' s German Breast Balsam.
You cough easy and soon be cured of
cough.
WERAT PEOPL2 BAB or ir
J. Howe, Port Elgin, save Bb's
German lemma teatsaat is the best
cough medicine he has ever used.
Mr. D. F. smith, Organizer Pabrons of
Industry, has no hesitation in recommend-
ing Bby's Genusa Breast Balsam, tile
bast medicine in existence tor coughs and
colds. Mr. Chas. Chtmeron, Underwood,
says he got splendid result; from using
Wore German Breast Batsman and re-
commends it highly.
Mr. John llepner, Manager Porb Elgin
Brush Co.., says: Ebrs Gernaan Breast
Balsam Li an indispensable necessity- io
his household and recommende it as
valuable remedy for Coughs and Colds.
Put up in 25.3. sod 50e. bottles. :Ask
your druggists for it.
eigegagelle
L4UG4 A.ND LEARN,
Penn Kin the lard.
Don'telcillithcebirde-the little birde
That slag about your door,
Seen, as the Joyous spring has come.
And (Alining stomas are der.
The little bird', how sweet they sing
0 tot were joyous live ,^
And never seek to take the life
That you MP DOYer give.
Dolet Still the birds -the pretty birds
That play among 13he trees;
'Tweuld make the earth a cheerless place,
Should wo dispense with these.
Thelittle birds -how fond they ply!
Do riot dieturb their sport;
Bob let thorn T.warble fortis their songs
Tin winter cuts them eliort,
Don'terill the birds -the happy birds,
That blees the field and grove;
So innocent to look upon,
They claim our warmest love.
Tbe happy birde-the tuneful birds,
Hew pleasant 'tie to see !
No spot can be a cheerless place
Virherceer their presence be.
Oil the roll of fame : The champion
wheelenan.
"I've spotted you," said the sun to the
gir. 1 with feeekles.
The Atter baby has a $1,000 cradle.
It will take lots of " rocks " to keep that
going.
The cloak a anxiety doesn't always fib,
but men are always ready to wear it un-
blashiugly.
The cautious man never takes any chances.
Thatde the reason you seldom see him at a
church feir.
"A handsome gentlenesn's country
plays" is advertieed for vale. There's
conceit for you.
Ireland Sends annually 401000 tons of
eggs -some 640,000,000 in round numbers -
to EnI&id alone.
to kids leis wife for not taking good =re of
leis dog."
j. IVI. Barrie's reeent sweeps as a
playweight paid to have °mimed him to
turn hie ettention almest wholly from his
novel writing ancl hie literarr. friends to the
stage and titer people, Re na reported to
be engaged to Milia Mary AtlE01, ivh0 hati
one of the parts in his piety" Walker, Lon-
don," now running at Toole a Theatre.
A lady asks to he =severed under the
name of "Louie" the following questa= :
" Kaviag been invited to attend e °Much
Wedding, and not being intimately am
quainted wieh either the bride or groom
nor invited to the reception, am I expected
to etend a present ?" The answer le: No.
Presents are optional and not obligatory,
even if invited to the reception, and depend
upon friendships awl the degree of mei-
may, One invited. to the church only
when there le a reception would be going
out of the way to send a present.
She we so pretty that the (Aerie felt sure
that it would be a pleasure to wait on her,
as she stepped up to the etamp-window.
" I -I" -she began, tremulously, "0311 I
get you to lamp this stiok for me ?'' " Ext
cuss mo!" said the clerk, growing red and
wondering what was wrong with his ears,
"what did you want?' "[-would like to
gets you to stamp this lick," she answered,
the color csomiug into her face. Then re-
alizing ahe had made a mistake she hurried
on, '1 mean to stick this lamp -to stmole
this limp -oh, tide, this I" and she held it
out to him. And the clerk, pale but brave,
ran out his tongue till it touched his chin,
and slapped the Columbian poster down
on it.
A dandy carrying a magnificent cane was
aboub to relieve a cripple, on the Rue de
Tivoli, Paris, when a pereon near him ex-
claimed "Do not let the rogue deceive
you. Boas° to lend me your cane, and I
Lord Chumpley-Do you return my love? will show you thab the rascal runs better
Mies Millyous-Why, yes; I haven't the than I can." The dandy lent his cane, and
slightest use for it.
Tom-Didn'b you have time to esoo.pe be-
fore the old man came downstairs? Dick -
No, sir. He slid down the balusters.
The country minister has no respect for
prize-fighters, bub he sighs when he reads
of the sums they realize from their pound
parties.
Ib is proposed to open the London public
schools for social evening gatherings to com-
pete in the hearts of the people with the
emblie houses.
Much trouble is caused because we forget
that many men do not have the same kind
of religion in a horse trade that they have
ID church. -Ram's Horn.
Primus-Fenning lett hie arm at Malvern
Mg but Jebson-why should he have a
pension? Seoundus-Well, er-you know
he lost his head at Manassas.
Mao:ma-Ethel, dear, you wrote me that
you hal inflammatory rheumatism when
you only had a cold. Ethel -I know, but
the other sounded more like news.
Three expeditions will pub out for the
Norbh Pole this season. There le economy
in the idea. One big international rescuing
party may serve for the three of them.
Bishop Gullem-Yes, it is a good work,
and I trust you believe in maintaining
foreign missions. "Indeed I do Why,
papa aees -Mr. Cleveland every day about
one."
Mrs. Freshley-Is this all you are going
to:give me for my birthday? Why, Mr.
Popley gave his wife a diamond necklace.
Mr. Freshley (henpecked) -So would I if
sheawere my wife.
"1 wish I were an ostrich," said Hicks,
angrily, as he tried to eat one of his wife's
biscuits and couldn't. "1 wish you were,"
returned Mrs. Hicks, "I'd get a few
feathers for my hat."
In wearing veils a woman should be
guided entirely by the color of her hat,
and if this IS apt to be unbecoming to her
complexion, lee her wear a simple blaok
veil, which is at all times a beautifier.
The Western girls exchange kisses by
pressing cheek to cheek. This is rather a
cheeky modeuf extracting all the genuine
spirit there is in kines ; but, happily, noth-
ing is said as to the result when a lover
opines upon the none.
Johns Hopkins University will nextJune,
for the first time, confer the title of Ph. D.
upon a woman. Miss Florence Beacom, a
Massachueetts girl, will at that time be so
honored by that institution.
Mamma -No, Johnny; one piece a pie
Is quite enough for you. Johnny --It's
funny you say you are anxious that I
eshouneleseern to eat properly, and yet you
won'b give me a chance to practice.
Mrs. Carper -Yes, my daughter was
crazy to get married and she married a man
who has failed in everything he has under-
taken. Mrs. Box (whose husband failed for
a million) --Gracious 1 They must be im-
mensely rich.
Cobble -1 see that Kittleworth has gone
into business for himself. Stone -Yes.
And he is coming around to live in themane
house with me. Cobble-What'e he going
to do that for? Stone -He says he wants
to be near someone who draws a regular
salary.
"1 don't like your milk," said the mis-
tress of the house. "What's wrong with
Ib, mum?" "It's dreadfully thin and there's
no cream on it." " Arfter you've lived in
the city a while, mum," said the milkman
encouragingly, "you'll git over them rooral
ideas o' yoorn."
Miss Newrich-But there is eta much to
learn. I shall never know good from bad.
Sooiety teacher -Nothing easier, my clear
young lady. Just avoid everything that
looks sensible and no one will suspect that
you're nob well born on the avenue.
Young Wife -Oh, Edward, you do be-
lieve that I am thialting of economy all the
time, don't you? Young Husband -Mabel,
your 40 -cents telegram this cdternoon tellibg
me where to go to save 15 cents on a carpet
sweeper weans me that, you are thinking of
Ib too much.
I paid the man for finishing the rain-
water cistern this morning, Josiah," said
Mrs. Chugwater, "aid it took the lasb
penny there was in the house." "Never
telind that, Samantha," replied Mr. Chug-
watet, soothingly, " we've got something
for a rainy day at last."
Don't hurry matters in the epring-time.
For instance, your overcoat need not be
g.iman up to the "uncle " of the im.provi-
dent young men juab yet Pneumonia• and
the grip are watching young men who rock.
losaly hurry with their overcomes to "iny
uncle," Wait till the weather hag sebbled.
the beggar threw away his crate es an
took to his heels. He was followed by the
man with the cane, while the spehbatora,
and the dandy particularly, rammed in
convulsions at the eight, and exclaiming
alternately: "Oh, he will be caught 1"
"No, he will not be caught!" But both
the racing heroes disappeared at the next
corner, ancl neither they nor the cane,
which cost 500 francs, over came back.
The Bosbon Transcript thus explains the
phsase "getting the mitten": One hun-
seised years ago gloves were unknown in the
country towns. Mittens were knitted and
worn in all families. 1.1 a young man going
home from singing school with the young
girl of his choice was holding her nnittened
hand to keep it from getting oold, and took
that opportunity to urge his suit, if the
offer proved acceptable the hand would re-
main. If taken by surprise an effort to
withdraw the hand would leave the mitten.
So the suitor would "get the mitten," but
would not get the hand. The use of the
word "muff." meaning a foolish, blunder-
ing person, also has an easy explanation.
A stupid youth was mid to be a ', muff,"
because, like the article of feminine wear
called by that name, he held a woman's
hand. wiehout squeezing it. The sedate old
times were not without their gallantries.
Women keep on improving their oppor-
tunities and themselvee. If they continue
successfully invading man's domain electiv-
ity and utility it will not be long, perhaps,
before the sterner sex will find it a difficult
thing to get into State prison or stay out of
the poor -house. The latesb evidence of
their eagerness to snatch employment and
enjoyment away from the masculine gender
conies from Fort Dodge, Is. Three sisters
there have treated the persistenb but unde-
sired lover of one of their number to a long
ride on a sharp rail. The young man was
told in plain language that he wasn'b
wanted, but he filled himself full of the
courage that teems with green bags and big
red alligators, and, going to the young
lady's home, insisted diet he was the indi-
vidual she required. The girl called her
two sistersoand, after tying the young man's
arms bfahini his back, they perched him on
the apex of a gabled rail, and rode him in
that fashioa back to the bosom of his
friends.
A policeman and a supposed criminal
whom he had. arrested were walking beside
the Danube at Kelheim, Bavaria, recently,
when the prisoner suddenly juermed into
the river. The water was full of great
blocks of ice, stretching quite across the
stream and the man jumped sedely from
block to block and reachefl the opposite
bank. The policeman followed, but being
less agile, fell between the blocks into the
river. His late prisoner had a very nice
question in casuistry to decide, and he
settled it by plunging into the river, at the
imminent risk of his life, to save the life of
the policeman. He succeeded in getting
the officer to land, and then the policeman
was in a quandary. He offered to state the
case to the authorities and try to get a
life-saving medal for his rescuer. But .the
latter thought he would rather have his
liberty, and the policeman promptly set him
free, and gave him a couple of marks to
help him on his way. The fugitive has not
since been recaptured.
H. W. Lucy, the well-known London
editor and correspondent, in his "Diary
of the Salisbury Parliament," tells this
story on Mr. Labouchere, when the latter
was a legation attache in Washington: An
" aggressively irate " visitor called at the
legation and demanded to see the British
Minister. Mr. Labouohere informed him
that he could not, "because his excellency
was not in." " Well," said the visitor,
evidently suspecting subterfuge, "1 must
see him, and will wall till he comes."
"Very good," slid Mr. Labouehere, "pray
take a chair," and he Teemed his writing.
At the end of an hour, the visitor, " sbill
fretting and ferning," asked when the Min-
ister would be back. "1 really cannot say,
exactly," the attache answered. "But
you expect him back ?" the visitor insisted.
Oh, certainly," eaid Mr. Imbouchere, and
went on writing: At the end of another
hour the irate visitor, bouncing up, insisted
on knowing what were the habits of the
Minister at that period of the day. Was
ID likely to be in in another hour ? "1
think not," said Mr. Lebow:bore, with
increased blandness ; " the facb is he sailed
for Europe on Wednesday, and can hardly
yet have reached Queenetown. But, you
know, you anicl you wield wait till heoame,
so I offered you a chair."
It is said that tincture of lobelia applied
to an incipient felon will oure it without
fail.
LONDON'S SPRING FAWNS.
Women Require Well Filled Purses
This Season.
Tricorn flats Qtfite correct -goons TairlY
Creep en and Mean to Iaevidop Into
the Maseru' criameine--Sitort $11tIrts for
Dail Gowns Jump Into Fashion --
Quaint conceit for Bair Pressing-
Euguette for Polite Society Undergoes
a Complete Change.
Hosband-Have you completed your that
of personft to be invited to the reception':
11.-Itave you invited only
the beet people? W. -The very best.
If. (examining the Iist)-And therm are all
W. -All, excepting the two detectives, who
are to bo het° incog. to see that nothing 14
stolea.
"The charge against the prieorier," mid
tile judge, addressieg the Witness, "
cermityte atimale end you hetet boon called
to testily in his favor. Whet do you know
:.bout him t" " I hever knowed him to be
creel to =Weds. Why, that there Meal
judge, feede his pet bull -dog Ori beefetetalt.
Cruelio teeitehtle ! Why). I've knOwn him
MOST women re-
quire well lined
purses nowadays,
for the present
etyle of dress is
very extravagant
ainndfortilitt who
hilrgh°
art spend sums in
the year on their
wardrobes which
makes ordinary
comfortably off peo-
ple fairly aghast. A woman of fashion pays
0 each for the simplest morning costumes,
of which she must have eeveral. For after-
noon gowns $100 to $150 is the ordinary
price,while for receptions, concerts or
weddings a smarb woman wilt readily
expend $200 on her costume.
Tea gowns are not csonsidered worth a
glance unless they °owlet of materials and
bear a style which run into $100 as quite an
ordinary thing. Evening gowns aro the
most expensive of all, and of these a woman
of fashion must have the largest supply.
For a married woman there is nothiss g good
in the shape of a dinner gown to be thought
of under $100 while a really " swagger "
gown, say for a State ball, may very easily
cost $400. Bonnets and hats are considered
cheap at $20 each, coats at $50 and mantles
at $70; while wraps are costly and perish-
able purchases. In a London season a
woman is constantly seen by the same
people; therefore, variety is necessary to
keep up a reputation for dressing welL A
varied wardrobe at the prices of the items
quoted is quite in reason, for the better
modistes would walk away with a good
many thousands a year, especially when
boots and shoes, gloves and sunshades,
stockings and fans, pookeb handkerchiefs
and silk underskirts have to be provided in
keeping.
THREE COWERED RATS DE BIGEtaL
Three -cornered Louis XV. hats promise
to be a enocess this season. But let those
who wear them be careful how they put
them on. The success of a tricorn hat
depends much on the precise angle at which
It is placed on the head, and an effect verg-
ing on the ridiculous is produced when thie
requisite angle has been disregarded. A
Louis XV. hat, fresh from the hands of a
Parini= artiste, was delightfully suggestive
of spring and expressive of rainbow. tints.
The shape was of maize amour straw.
trimmed with mauve ribbons. On either
side of the point in front nestled two little
btmohes of pink and mauve primroses with
green leaves, and the same flowers. were
arranged in a garland round the crown.
THE DEEP FLOUNCE SKIRT.
The deep flounce skirt coming up well
above the knees is one of the moat fashion-
able forms of skirt at the present moment.
Above it the drew: fits almosb closely round
the hips, the flounce being put on quite full
and gored in itself, so as to make it much
wider round the edge than at the knees.
This gives a good suggestion to those who
are clever enough to utilize last year's
gowns and make them into raufficiently
modish ones to wear this season. This is a
much more difficult feat than it ordinarily
is owing to the quantities of material used
ID this year's dresEes as compared with
those of last season. Much ingenuity is
neoessary to a clever solution of the prob-
lem, but those who euoceed may flatter
themselves that they have really accom-
plished a difficult feat.
SOME TASTY SPRING CONCEPTIONS.
Spring gowns are being made chiefly of
eilken stuffs in shot mixtures. Foulard is
very popular, but crepon still holds its own,
as well as voile and motieseline-de-laine.
Berne of the silk and wool materials are
charming. The prettiest are striped with
satin-stich embroidery. 1823 is Riven as
the date of a pretty model which has quite
a quaint old-fashioned air belonging to it.
It is composed of foulard in bleat particular
shade of green that is associated with the
days of our grandmothers. This is figured
with rod dots, and the Figaro revers, deep
ouffs and folded belt are in moss -green
=rah. A tiny capote to wear with the
above is made of green reeds interlaced and
surmounted with two wings of gold tissue,
:mutated with red crystals. .Apropos of
=pot= here is a prettynotion, for one con-
shadi
con -
shading of two large ris leaves, wibh a
bouquet of mauve and yellow iris placed
over the forehead, while a second cluster
rests on the hair at the back. These little
flower fancies are very fascinating and will
be much worn when the warm weather
comes and makes such airy trifles poseible.
3100PS MEAN TO COME.
The Church of the Unity, at Cleveland
will have two glide for ite joint pastor, a
call having been =Melded to Mimi Murdock
and Mia st Buck, who are studying in Eng-
land
Mother (putting the boy out of the
pantry) --now many neer° times will I hetet
to tell you to keep out of that preserve jar?
Sneall boy (eobbing)-No more, mamma ;
they're all gone.
De Sous -1 o you know 1 com't eleep
well efter dritikieg, so I've giVon it up. Do
Brogue -Whet, given up dritiking 1De
Soque-No, eleeping.
In referring recently to Lord Reseboey
who is ta Searthseau, the Lend= dlinees
gravely eceid : " Deepite hie netioneltby ho
mime With diffionIty."
Empire styles are on the decline, and
chiefly relegated to tea gowns. It is the
1830 mode which flourishes and grows in
favor as by degrees the epring fashions
unfold themselves. Skirts increase in
volume to a rather alarming extent, and it
has been deemed advisable to introduce an
underskirt to support their ample folds.
Let it be whispered with bated breath I
This underskirt is furnished with certain
metal hoops, supple, it is true, and so
cleverly arranged that when the wearer is
sitting down you would not stmpecit their
existence. But still the hoops are there,
and who shall seer where innovations such
as these may lead to?
snonT SKIRTS 1.011 PRETTY PEET.
Short skirts are in again for dancing, and
men and the feminine possessors of pretty
feet are delighted. When horb skirta were
an innovation, the first was worn at a ball
at Meelhorough House by a pretty woman
some yeere ago, whose life eines has known
many vioissitudes, and who la now chiefly
remembered as the mother el a beautiful
young countess. The august hetet danced
more than 01300 with that pretty` lady and
Edward Albert Was heard to My how much
more neneible short skirts were in a ball -
retain than long ouee. Short akirts then
absolutely jumped into faohion. They have
been out and in again since that, perhaps
more than once. They will be Mart things
in bell gowts this year; therefore wotnen
mint look to their feet and garb them be -
ora ingly. For receptione and dinners long
skirts will still be worn.
A nernious TATTLE EATAAIOWN.
Es is faehioned of snow-white satin and
trimmed round the hem and ciecolletage with
festoons of silver-spangted tulle. The wide
1830 efeevee are pirtially veiled with tulle
atta the seams to the ekirt Outlined With tin
enibroidery � delloately-tinted flowers.
The train is �f " Monad° " bItte velvet. An
effeotive demi-toilette frock of mauve peau
de soie ie trimmed with three bands' of cora
pipette lace placed at Wide intervals on the
WIWI., A aced Of 0611 Oriental bilk, ae-
ranged fiisteotheshoultesis
knottedonhetaefringedeaoeh.
mg
nearly to the ground. The elbow
eleevee, et MeuVe eilk, are of tulle em-
broidered in ecru.
PEITXSIT BROCADES BOOM.
Prilleetti May IS to appear at the next
" drawing -room " in a beautiful white
brocade of Englieh make. Spitalfields is
having the honor of making it for the
Princesses, All a ride, British women go in
for Fretselt eilks and brocades, and at the
same time the Anglomaniam in Paris 00PY
SlaYiShly the English fashione, and British
tailors are in hnmense demand in Paris.
;rearmament. RING Alin Z0 YitisErrais,
Ib is a difficult business for a woman to
change her style of hair-deeseing, yet there
comes a time when its must be clone. Just
as a becoming, prettyway of arrangingithea
been fixed upon, fashions o henge,and although
a woman may go placidly on her own way
for a while,. yet she must give in at the
end. There es little that SO completely
changes the charaoter of the face as an
alteration in the way of arrangingthe
hair. The newest way is very simple
indeed. Any woman oan be her own hair-
dresser. It simply consisks in arranging
the hair in a pretty knot through e.
tortoiseshell ring, whioh once the hair is
arranged scarcely shows. No frisettes are
necessary, and even a hair -dresser does nob
tell you how much better he oould arrange
some one else's hair on your head than
your ONVII.
OTHER Deers, canna, MANNED&
Etiquette is what tne beat people do,not
what is written iu books on this subject.
Once upon a time, ao far back as twelve or
thirteen years ago, which only real old
ladies remember or confess to remember,
there were very stria laws as regards this
then very important subject. There were
certain things that had to be done and cer-
tain other things which had to be left un-
done, or social law was outraged and the
criminal was voted out of court. Now there
is nothing considered so ill-bred as a strict
adherence to little matters of thiskind. Cells,
which were once such an all -Important por-
tion of social solemn, are rarely or never
made in the smartest sets.
AFTER -DIENER ZaLLS OUT OF DATE.
Long ago, if people dined out, the diges-
tion -cell was a matter of supreme import-
ance. Now it is a custom more honored in
the breach than the observance by the best
people, who perhaps Mew cards by their
footman, or perhaps do not, according to
the terms of entimacy on whieh they are
with their entertainers. There is a delight-
ful do -as -you -please' make yourself thor-
oughly at home andperfectly comfortable
sort of atmosphere about the smart, well-
bred people of to -day, which is mosb enjoy-
able when once the mghb has been estab-
lished to exorcise it. That, however, is
now more diffieulb of accomplishmenb than
it was under the arid etiquette regime.
Pat Thla In our Scrap *look.
Mr. mem ricketb, Paris, Ont., writes:
I purchased a box of Texas Balsam" from
your agent, W. S. Rochester, which has
proved Itself far superior to anything I
have ever used. While driving on the road
last summer my horse became sore in spots
and also studded, I applied the Balsam and
in a few days it was entirely heeled, leaving
no sign of a sore at all. I will never be
without Texas Balsam as long as I own a
horse." Price 25 cents. Ask your druggist
for it or addreas F. F. Segsworth, No. 6
Wellington street east, Toronto.
Turing warts.
An old colored auntie who used to make
money by charming away warts, had a
habit of rubbing her greasy finger on the
wart daily, and a suspicious patient took
the trouble to =certain what the grease
was. He found it was crude castor oil of
a very stannous character, and thus die -
covered the old woman's secret. She had
marked the specific action of castor oil on
warts, and Ind made for herself a reputa-
tion for witchcraft by aid of it. Few people
use castor oil for this purport°, but it is a
sovereign send an almost infallible remedy.
-St. Louis Glpbe-Democrat.
-The old farm nowadays doesn't pay
sufficiently to keep all the boys at home.
The result is they grow restless and finally
go Weals, where lands are cheap. Michigan
contains a large portion of Canadians, who
are prosperous and contented. Quito a few
have settled on the KEYSTONE LANDS,
along the line of the Michigan Central,
Altoona. & Loon Lek° Railways. These
lands range from $2 to $5 per acre, are sold
on very reasonable terms,
are adjacent to
towns, villages with excellent schools. For
• full particulars, write to R. M. Pierce, of
West Bay City.
A. Glib Salesman.
Business Mon -I'll buy nothing more
from you. The last suit of clothes you sold
me shrank terribly after a single shower of
rain. The cleat no w doesn'ti reach as far as
the waist and the trousers are up to my
knees.
Travelling Salesman -Then you have a
first-olass bicycle suit, and the best thing
you can do is to buy a wheel.-Riegencle
Biaetter.
The Fools Not AU Dead Yet.
Even a blind man can see that more
clearly than daylight, or else why ehould
so many continue to use ill smelling, oily,
and often useless preparations for the relief
of pain, when a preparation just as cheap,
elegant, more powerful, and penetrating,
such as Norville° is, can be purchased from
any dealer in • medicine? Nerviline cures
instantly aches and pains. Nerviline is the
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Nerviline applied externally subduea the
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couldn't understand what made Stanley's
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Ethel --What was it, Uncle Jack?
Explorer -Why -sr -the - or - shape,
you know--and-er--atmompheric preesure,
you know, and--er-all that sort of thing.
No Disappointment
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Vilma Mr, Cleveland was &St elected to
the presidency be had to borrow $1,200 to
see hirn to the White House. The purchase
of "Red Top", however, cleared lurn over
080,000 and he saved eotne of his salary
while president. Then on leaving the White
House a law firm engaged him at a ;salary of
325,000 a year, besides whieh he gob several
large fees for refeeiug mem He made a
good deal of money too in company with
Williani 0. Whitney and hie investments in
Chicago gas have paid him, as also have
those in the Northern Pacific, but Mr.
Cleveland cares more for fame than for
money, and has at maims tunes contributed
at lee= $25,000 toward the expenses of the
Demooratio party. To -day Mr. Cleveland
is worth about $250,000 and Mr. Cleveland
hem 680,000 of her own.
Dan Lamont is quite as rieh as the
president, althongh he had not more than
$5,000 to 'Mart with. -Chicago Times.
After trying all remedies reootnmended
for rheumatism without lasting benefit,
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Slowboy-What'a • your hurry? Decree
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stantly. sou by druggiote.
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Cures Consumption, Coughs, Croup, Sore
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