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.A. oath boy may turn out a ;eel credit
Warne time.
Ivo, Sunebnine & 0ois the name a a
johnetown, Iaa., /arra
Taere are 263 booes in the haman body,
and Omit 10,000,000 immoral.
landrn Cornhill, London, near the 13enle
rea Enalend, to valued at $10,000,000 an
acre.
Of courae the fear euelare pleyere ought
to be punirshed. It ie bad enough for inert
tO Play potter ell eight.
0a0 ot the tune s when a man begins to
eery and Edith thee all men are not honest is
'Winn he gets the wrong bat-
Giroamey—I hem) learned how to get out
rof many a eerape. Glanders --How ? Gam-
eney—By letting my beard grow.
Mre. Tellus-4 hear you are going abroad
moole---Mre. Upton—Yes, 1 iettid to try a
asea voyage for poo'ido'e health.
"Wall," said Mr. Cynious when the
`baby bed etvellowed his collar button, "1
arisow where the pesky thing is now, any -
'Two Cincinnati manufacturers have
crown vreelthy by making a perfumed
tooth powder out of the ashes of eigar
enflame.
A arsientific man reekes the stetereent
that the voice of a horeefly heard throagh
anicrophene sounds louder than tlae neigh of
ta home.
I should ask you to marry me
'what would you ay?mShe—Gueaa. He—
Vell—er—what would it rhyme with?
Sbe—Guess.
M, Waddington, French Ambassador to
the court of St. James, draws a salary of
S60,000 a year, with a liberal allowenee for
Incidental expenses.
The world over, there are born more boys
than girls in the proportion of about 105 to
3.00, but the boye die much teeter than the
eats in the early year of life.
Poetaster—So you have read my poems?
"Wel], what do you advise me to do? Critic)
etrongly advise you to see your family
doetor and get a good tonio hom him.
Society Man—My baby had a very oar -
27/3W escape thie morning. Friend—Indeed!
m co? S. M.—The nurse girl thought-
iesaty left it alone in the care of ita mother.
a great pity that Miss South Church
ins such perfect eyesight," remarked Mie
Emerson, of Boston. "Why ?" aeked Miss
galeeker. " Spectacles would be so becom-
Inc to her 1"
Old Union Soldier (discussing the war)-
-Well, we licked you, anyhow. Old Con-
federate Soldier—Yes. Bat you all were
garebby well treed up, judging from the pen -
mono you're drawing.
They are seriously distussing in England
the project, of building a cantilever bridge
200 feet high and earryieg two railwey
tracks acrose the Enalish channel. The
meth/Wed coat is $163,750,000.
The New York Sun having said that the
Truffitioniane addressed Pretident Cleveland
ss " Your Honor," the Buealo Times ex-
plains that, Grover Clevelend is net only the
:President of the Celled States bot he is
alto Mayor of the City of Washington.
In vita of present appearencen, says the
Cleveland Leader, the openiog of naviga-
tion on the lakes may not be so late us
enemy pereone interested in vessel move-
antnate predict. It all depends on the WindS
;and the temperature whether thc air -tient
umprectilentedly thick ice of to -day shall
prove unaeually formidable six -weeks hence.
Aecordlog to an old legend the baby's
dimples mark the spots where angels'fingere
amebae the child in bearing it from heeven
to earth, but unromantic (looters have a
different explenetion. They say that dim -
lakes probetey result from defective develop-
:ment of a muscle. When the muscle is
called into use the (lefective portion fails to
reseond, and a hollow is left IWO whieh the
alesth and skin, of the cheek for example,
fall, and thus the dimple is formed.
Ai. ;tan MASI MS Yitteee„
-ROW much a man is like his shoss
3For instance, both a soul may lose.
134th have been tanned ; both are made tight
By (pAblers ; both get left and right.
Moth need A mato to be complete
Arid both aro made to g•ti on feet,'
They bath need healing ; both are sold,
..And bo h in time .i,rc turned to mould.
With t-hoos the last is first : with men
'The Bre', shall be 1a:4, na. when
The ehoes wear out they're mended. new ;
'gnaw men wear out, they're men dead too !
They boob aro trod upon ; and both
Will tread on oth, D., nothing lath,
Tloth have their ties, and both incline:
'When polished, in a, world to -hints.
And both nog out. Now would you choose
To be a man or be his shoes.
When you eat a spoonful of honey you
32ave very little notion as to the amount of
nvork and tfavel necessary to produce it.
,To make oae pound of clover honey, bees
meet deprive 62,000 clover blossoms of
their nectar, and t 0 do this requires 3,750,-
000 virile to the bl, smms by the bees. In
other woraa, one bre to collect enough
zwetar to melte one retied of honey tnuto so
front hive to flower and back 3,750,00 ;
theme. Then, when you think how far bees
sometimes fiy in search of these clover
frelas, tamer than not one and two mites
/from the hive, you will beein to get a small
adm of the number of miles oue of the ie.
&zealous little oreatures must travel iu
'order that you may heve the pound of
honey thst given them to much trouble. It
ano.y alto help yea to understand why the
bee15unamieble eaough to tiling you if you
get in its way. When cue has to work so
barn to accomplish so little, it is create irri-
tating to be interfered with. —Harper's
lareten Peovle.
The auotioneer is n man wholiken to have
you teak beck.
Did woe enjoy the pink tea?" " Not
o bin It wea quite insipid and colorless."
"My wife," said Squills proudly, "ht
/queen of the tea. table ; and he never reigas
ante she pours."
Proseie the price of medicine is regu-
lated by the State, and a new pie° list is
lamed annuelly.
Beware ot inters -Terence! Many a pars -
Ante jumper woual be living to -day if he
bed never teken a drop.
I saw several signs of spring to -day,"
atemeolted Butitiog. " What were they ?"
astted Lerida. "To lea"
"'What I want is a carpet good enough
to pot tight down," Second-hand Dottier
—Well, ma'am, these can't be beet, I
IMO*.
A Lem:rehire acre conprlsos 7,840 KUM'S
yea& COhOflhirC acre, 10,240 ;quern yerds ;
Titi&t eere, 7,840, and a Scotch acre, 6,140
ovate yard.
Mn. Stromper—I wonder if it is ttue as
D. JecobilitT4, that the baby of to -day hes
better chance of life that the baby o 150
atetrrt ago? Snooper—Certainly it is. The
batty of 50 years ago is hall a century old
Yourig Wife ---Oh, dear this recipe for
weltielren SilJad eve four eloves and / hevorat
sum in the house, What shall I do?
Cook—Dian't on go, to the theatre lasb
04100 more ? Yeting Wife—Why, nee,
Gook—Weln the marker's (mitt is
InstArtn " Man cannOt tinderetetild, air6 11t
14041taill.
why yore permit your daughter to see Me
for breach Qf promise; you, remember that
you
were bitterly oppeeed to our engage-
ment bemire) I waen't good elmegh for her
and would diegrace the family. 014 Man --
Young man that was sentiment; this is
busineas.
" be dinged !" raid the bell. "And.
I'll be darned i" shouted the attacking.
Whereat the Ore, burning for notice, filtQl
" Pil he blowed 1" Here tlae clothelino
remarked ; " Well, I'll knot, anyway."
This lent remark so alarmed the dog thet
he ouly palmed to say : "P11 be henged if
I don't be doggone," and fled. That ended
the disoussion.
Mrs. Talkalot—Lockjaw is often fatal, is
it opt ? Dr. Bored—Alwaye to women,
"Now, that is what you cell high art,"
said the man who was frescoing the ceiling.
" Life is, alter all, nothing but a dream,"
said the morelieer. "Then wake up," re-
torted the demoralizer.
A little boy was malted what the Sundey-
school text was. Ile answered, " Many are
cold, but few are frozen."
Lettere three thousend years old have
been found in the mouncla of Egypt. It is
time they were answered.
Teacher—Why were you late this morn-
ing ? Willie Slimsort—Maname, overslept
herself and the cook had to get the break-
fast.
Desperate—My love, I would die for you!
Calmness—Would you 2 Well, it would
tame us both Q 'Mgt deal of further annoy-
ance.
Teeeher—Who was the person who turned
everything he touched to gold? Scholar—I
Vplegil it was the inen that makes cheap'
jewelry.
Blimmer—The world is growing better
every day. Pewurst—Perhaps. What
troubles me is that it seems to be growing
worse every night.
New Yorker—I suppose you'll bleed all
of us who go to the fair next summer ?a
Chicagoan—Well, aren'b you prepared to
bleed for your country?
"Just think of them poor city folks that
has to buy even tlaeiv 'fire." "how do you
know they do?" " Well, didn't I just read
of them having a big fire sale."
She—You are always sneering at women
who talk so much. Are you hitting at me ?
ale—Not at all. There are lots ot women
beside you who teak too much.
Mrs. Inneoent--Doctor, my husband was
talking in his sleep lest night about cold
hands. la hat would you advise? Dr
Old boy—Keep him at home from the club
in future.
Johnny—I tell you papa's going to catch
it after the company's gone. Tommy—How
do you know? Johnny—He's towl rex erne
or twice she was mistaken about something
and she said: "Why, darling 1" '
Peter—lea singular that whenever I want
you to marry a man you object, and when-
ever I do not want you to marry oiae you
streightway insist on it. Filia—Yes ; and
whenever we are agreed the Mall objecte,
" You never sit and talk to me as you
did before we were married," sighed the
young wife. "No," replied the husband,
who was a draper's assistant; "the guvaior
told me to stop praising the goods as soon
as the bargain was struck."
Judge—Why did you try to commit
suicide ? This kind lady slew she did all
oho could for you, Tramp—Wait till you
hear my story, your honor. I asked for
whiskey and she gave me some wine -jelly
that was left over from a church feir ?
"Do divorces come high ?" inquired the
timid little thing of the Chicago legal light.
"Oh, no, ma'am," he replied. " What did
Mrs, itightiyer pay for hers lab week 2"
" Oae hundrea and fifty dollars." " Well,
you may get me one for two hundred. ral
no slouch."
What flower lovers children are. Even
the tiny babe in arms holda out tiny, dim-
pled hancle for e bright blortorn, and chil-
dren of larger growth love them juat as
well. Abnost any day in the week children
stop outeide the green houses scattered
about the city and pick up bits of plants
and green leavethat have been thrown
min and if, as sometitnee happens, they find
O helf opened or blighted bloseom they aro
joyall indeed and carry off the treasure to
a place of honor at home.
Firmer prints have lone been the bane of
neat krousekeepers, but ibis only of late that
these have become a study for the seientitio.
lu Fiance it is the cuetorta to make all
criminels impress their finger tips upon an
immessionable aurfaco, end in this way give
to offieiels a sure mark for future identifica-
tion. New men are endeavoring to show
that the same means may be made valuable
in determining race and family. The time
will come when knowledge at the finger
aide will mean more than a ready acqueaut-
ance with .thirge.
The Grand Duchess of Baden, aunt of the
Emperor of Germerty, Is a ;skillet needle -
worker. At an exhibition of woman'
irturliwork, which is oeingiteldin Cerlerhue,
the capitel of the couatty over which her
havaltenne husband rules, her Royal High -
n088 exhibited more than 100 pieoes of
sewing. The articles are to be sold for the
benefit of the iumates of a hospital in
which the Grend Dechess taken great in -
tercet, The Grand Duchess is the mother
of the Crown Princess of Sweden and the
only sister of the late Emperor Frederick.
One day a man came into the office who
was it neighbor of Lowoll'a in Carobrichre,
says a contributor to the Critic. Lowell
told us thab his, perorate( were Millerites,„
that is, believed 712 the second corniag of
Christ and the approaching end or the
world. The mother was a devout believer,
the father holding the same faith, or, for
the flake of domestic peace, pretending to
hold it. Leto one night, when there was a
very beavy fail of snow on the ground, the
old yeoman Wall awakened by a noise from
down ataire, which she at once supposed
meant the end of the world, and she
accordingly woke her huebend up, sayirtg,
"John, the Locate amornina I hear his
ohariot wheels." He replied : "You old
fool, to think the Lord Spould come on
wheels when ilexes suoh good alorldint"
Ife told these ,stories with an exoellent
imitation of the Yankee speech.
A Secret of Love Exposed.
The now broom sweeps the widest stroke ;
The new knife cuts the deeper:
New glances brighter Smiles evoke
Than thoSe Time has made cheap
The new fate has the greater cliarM
The now voVe p1en,68 the strongest,
And smarter levers take alarm—
If theyVe been known the longest,
The hew taco lies a mystery;
The neat tilaMel laugh is Wein-est;
(The newer he is the better he'll be),
And the newest love le the WO lose '
Home is the one place in the world for
person who 18giolt. Familiar fame of loved
tures who give freely of Omit sympathy and
are ever ready to do little acts of kindness,
familiar stirtotindinge, and, more than all,
the privilege of doing jest as one plea/nee,
adds not a little to a tick person's cennfott.
Homo ill the beat, or ehotild he the best
plod under all eircurestanees, but Med Of
all when one ie ill or out of eorts. At the
athieneble reeorte Where people Congregate
o tocuperate lost health end vibality there
. , •
ISN'T IN 2717 ORDINARY W415'
that Dr, riorce's Favorite) Prescription eonnal
to tho weak tuad suffering woman who need,
it, It's guaranteed. Not with words merely;
any medicine can make claims and aronetant
What is clone with the " Favorite Wrescripe
tion" is this; if it fails to benefit or care, In
tiny case, your money is rammed. Caneereu
ask any better proOf that a medicine will do
What it promises/
It's an invigorating, restorative tome, a
soothing and streng,thenixig nervine, and a
certain remedy for the file and affinente that
beset a women. In "female compannte eg
every kind, periodical peens, internal inflam-
mation or ulceration, bearing -down omen
Cons, and all chronic wealmessee and tr-
regularites, it is a positive and oompiets
To every tired, overworked woman, arid
to every weak, nervous, and ailing one, it le
guaranteed to luring health and strength.
is such a strain to keep up with the Marcum
that there is apt bo be a toes instead of a
gain of strength. Au acquaintance told Me
a little tale about a friend of hors who Un-
veiled seems,' hundred miles to reap the ben-
efit of the balm -laden breezes of a fathioneble
invelids' reaors and found the majoiity
of the groats so fathionebly costumed in a
style so distinctly differeat from the hand-
some gowns the had had prepared for the
sojourn that she became positively un-
happy over it sad after a week of striving
to keep up with the others, that was the
reverse to beneacial to her aihnente, elm re-
turned home with the sensible idea that
home is the beat place, While o cbange of
air and a change of scene have their advan-
tages it is aloe necessary that a sick parson
should have the freedom of action that
home gives. To sit up or lie down, to dress
or to go about in a wrapper and slipper's,
are boons to a sufferer nob to be disre-
garded. There is one mistake that people
who go away to gain health and strength
too often make, and that is the going.among
strangers and those who give assistance
without sympathy and the thousand and
one little heart acts thab are so much to all
of us whether we are sick or well.
Minos Werth Knowing.
That however lowly the every -day duties
of life may seem to be they are dignified
and upliited by a cheerful and careful dis-
charge of them.
That there is no part of the whole house
in which braius and intelligence are so
much needed ae in the kitchen.
Then she who plans her worle intelligently
and gives thought to the carryhm out of
ber plans lift3 household labor out of the
region nf mere drudgery and puts it on the
plane of science.
KSinall French Soldier.
They take men as they come in France,
for the army. There is one soldier who is
only 2 feet 3 inches in height, and his name
is Luis Bernadat of Luta. It ie related
of him that when he presented himself to
draw hie number out of the conscription
urn it was discovered that his head did not
reach to the top of the table on which the
urn was placed, so a gendarme held him up
by the collar to enable hint to put his hand
in.
Hope For Wide.
Little Mabel—Mannna, don't you think I
can teach Fide to talk ?
Marnma—No, dear what made you
think you could ?
Little Mabel—Well, hen I gave him his
cliuner he growled just like yon say papa
aoes when his meal dotsn't please him,
On the Wedding Tent
Wife—I've made a fool of myeelf.
Hustmed—How ?
Wife—Here I've carried all the baggage
so that people woulni not think we were
newly merried and all the while my back
hair was full of rice.
Skiddle--Fobley don't know much about
horses, does he Skaddle—No. I don't
believe he could even drive a nail.
A father, in reproving his on, said sternly
to him : "P10 you ever see nm doieg, such
a thing as that when I was a boy 2"
Johnny—Don't they use bark to tan
hides with, pal Father—Yes, my son ;
but if you ask any more questions this
evening you'll find that a slipper does ju3t
am well.
It is stated that Mr. Gladstone has de
tatted to appoint a Poet Laureate as succes
to to the late Lord Tennyson, but has no
yet made up his rnind on whom he will wa-
ter the honor.
The moat costly of all furs is the skin of
the black fox of KarnschatIta, which dresses
a very pretty blue. These animals are very
scarce and hard to kill. A single skin, as a
rule, sells for ebout $1,000.
renemeemeseaseateeretwesseete
—::(ifqi12,7,"0.VaRi6
net out of weak surmises,
but from' proof."
to,M
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since COTTOLENE has come. to
take its place. The satisfaction
with which the people have hailed
the adveat of the New Shortening
Olt
evidenced by the rapidly increaSt
•
In. enormous sales is PROOF
POSITIVE not only of its great
e value as a Otew article of diet
but is also sufficient proof of the
general desire to be rid of indi-
gestible, unwholesome, unappes
tieing lard, and of all the 1115 that
lard promotes. Try
Ott
at once and waste no title in
discove 'big late t iousands o
others that you have now
C) USE
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Made only bn
11*K IFARFIBANK t 400,4
Wellingteni and Ann Sto.
MONtiktAL.
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JOHN BULL'S TRAIN,
Odd Look ng rah, ubibit
AN:theater.
in
lisbe Engine X.eoittsst7to.Whough it was 0
(ROOM Herald.)
Whem'a that English train I" WQO th
question asked all day yesterday of tho
vho answered the three teleplinnee inse
vice at the Central etetiou. It seemed t
tho employeee thet the qcsetions weal'
never stop ; and they dida't very ofte
The men took iG in good nature, howeve
and replied that the train left Albany a
7.30 e'elook end Schenectady al) 10.$0 an
wall expected to reach Syracuee as early a
2 o'clock in the efterneon. ,Ana as the da
wore on the minuet questioners were i
formed that the train would stay in Syr
Male over night.
But orders were changed and a uniqu
looking train rolled into the train house i
this oity at 9 o'clock last evening. It wit
comported of six ordinary freight cern on
American passenger car, and an addition
engine and two ears entirely unlike any
thing ever before nen on an American roe
road. As the train came to etaudetill the
queer -looking engbae was immediately sur
rounded by an miserably of curious passsn
gers, railroad employees and officials. The
stew a tarpaulin centered thing on wheel
With spokes in them. There were eigh
wheels, four of them driving wheels seve
feet one and one-half inches in diameter
The truck wheels were about four feet i
diameter, and the eugine seemed big
enough to pass over a drove of cattlewith
out making them stoop.
"
What email cylinder1" exclaimed
railroad man. But he did not know mu°
about the construetion of an Englie
locomotive. The engine' which is name
"Queen Empress," is ofthe celebrate
Webb compound type, weighing full
equipped with tender and fuel, 75 toils, an
is capable of making ninety odd miles a
hour with an ordinary passenger train or
its own railway. It is the latest an
highest product of the works of the Londe
& Northwestern Company at Crewe. Th
small oylinders, which are visible to th
ordinary observer, axe much smaller tha
of a Central locomotive. They prope
only the rear drivers and sustaiu a pressur
of 175 pounds to the square inch. Bu
under the engine is a single eylinder thirt
inches in diameter, which drives the for
ward pair of drivers by a crank on the axle
This cylinder is of the low premise typ
and works at a presture of sixty pounds
The engine looks speedy certainly, and the
say she can draw a load.
The two -carriages are boxed up and bu
little could be seen of them. They ar
representatives of the more modern English
railway coach and are known as Wool
vestibule cars, one a day car, the other a
night car. The entrance to the car is from
the sides instead of the ends. These cars
are, of course, not so long or commodious
as the American parlor and sleeping cars,
being only 42 feet long. Both cars are
painted in the uniform manner adopted for
its carriages by the London at Northwestern
—e, chocolate color up to the bills of the
windows, and above that white. The let-
tering is of gold on the polished white paint,
presentinka rich and elegant appearance.
The interior arrangement of the night car,
in particular, is different from the Ameri-
can sleeping ear. The English sleeper is
equipped with staterooms in lieu of cur-
tained berths, Within the staterooms,
which are of sizes to euit-two or more per
sons, are lavatories. All the stateroorna
accommodate fourteen passengers.
The Euglish day car also differs some-
what from the American puler car in hav-
ing more private apartments for those who
-meth to repose upon soles during a journey.
The day carriage of the train is known as a
composite coach, divided into compartments
for limn second and third-class pesseugers,
andis capable of carrying thirty-two
persone.
Within the American freight cars are
several other exhibits, illustrating various
railway equipments of the company. There
are also full sized models of historic inter -
termite The most important of these is au
exact reproduction of the little old locomo-
tive "Rocket," the tint successful railway
engine built by George Stephenson, and
first operated on the Liverpool & Man-
chester Railway in 1829. There lea model
of the Trevothicar locomotive, bearing the
date of 1893. Another is a model of one
of the engines in operation on the North-
western named "Dreadnaught."
The whole compriees the exhibit to be
made at Chicago by the London & North-
western Railway. The exhibit is in charge
of George K. Chesworth, who began his
journey from the company's works at Crewe
on -February 22nd, landing at New York a
week ago yesterday on -the White Star
freighter Runic. He len New York on
Tuesday morning.
When seen by a Herald representative
last evening, Mr. Claesworth expreseed him-
self as extremely gratified at the courtesiet
extended hem by the officials of the Central
road. He did hope, however, that the
curious American public would leave enough
of his engine to exhibit at the Fair.
The poor " Queen Ernprees " looke pitiable
enough, dismantled and covered with
tarpaulin. But a close inspection reveals
the feet that she has been mule
the autograph album of vandals and hood-
lums, who may not know thab the London
& Northwestern is paying over $60,000
for their exhibit at Chicago. One of Mr.
Chesworth'e assistants requested Depot
• Master Bolger "to remove that locomotive
to some remote point where the blawsted
Harneries.n populace cawnt write their
blawsted names on her sides."
Ott the return from Chicago at the close
of the exposition it is the intention of the
officiate of the Euglish road eight in number,
to make up their own train, and, drawn by
the "Queen Empress" under her own
steam, to ehow the Yankees how feat she
can ly to Neve York. The engineer in
charge of the "Queen Empress" can do it
at the rate of 100 nailer3 an hour.
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Silk Meets.
Silk sheets are an elegant ettprioe of
women who find it difficult to spend their
inernee. They are usually of plain white
and hem -batched, with the Monogram
cipher along the hem. But sheets of pale
reek and blue are also made with a delicate
lino of embroidery along the edge, The
fancy in one which vll1 probebly be indulged
Maly by the favored few'cowl He leant, like
that of Silk lingerie, will be brief. Still, on
jut, nights, it must seem like Sleeping on
cool oicoa billows to dream between the
cool aillteh web. If anything could make a
July night 'worth living, endi. ilDalty irl
calettlated to aceeMplith it.
Scotell Whiekey 04 123 (e many is being
largely imported into India. The Whiole.
bale price, delivered, is eix.ponce Per quart
hobble,
" The only tithe I eider experieneed stage,
fright," IlAia singer,. tfio oomotlittio,
when riding in aPiEtli avenue stage and
the horses commenced te trot.b
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%ghat is
CaStOrif.1 is Dr. gbanauel Pitcher's prescrintion for Infants
and. Children, It COEttains a:wither Opium, lifornhine nor
other Narcotic substance* 74 is a harmless substitute
for Paregoric, Pros, Soothing Syrups, and. CaStOw Oil.
At is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' use by
:Uillions of Mothers* Castor la destroys Worms and allays
feverishness* Castoria prevents vomiting Solar Curd,
401.170S Diarrtnna and Wind Celle. CaStQlria relLiCTireS
teethi.ng troubles, cures COnstipatior& and. flatulency.
eastoseigassimilates the food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and. natural genera. Casa=
tOwia, is the Children:es Panacea—the Mother's Friend.
C astoria.
“Cestoria, Is ars cirecllent medicine for chit -
circa. lathers have repeatedly told. me of its
good c.ffect upon their children."
Da. G. C. 0:moon,
Lovrell, Hass.
" Castoria is the best remedy for children of
which I ara acquainted. I hope the day is not
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest of their children, and use Castoria in-
stead of the VariOUS quack nostrums which are
d'estroying their loved ones, by forcingopiurn,
morphine, soothEng syrtip and other hurtful
agents down their throats, thereby seeding,
them to prernattu•e graves.,,
Dn. J. r. Eno Lee,
Conway, ex'
Castoria.
" Castorm is so well adaptedto children that
I recommend ib as superior to any preseription
lmown to rae."
IT. A...Auer:nu, D.,
ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, IT. Y.
"Our physicians in the children's depart, -
=tent have spoken highly of their experi-
ence in their outside practice with Co.storia,
and although wo only have among our
medical supplies what is known as regular
products, yet tie eiro free to confess that the
merits of nast,oria has won us to look. with
favor upon it."
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The Assassin Evidently the Instrument eer
Organized Vengeance,
A Moscow cable says : Mayor Alexejeff
WAS iShOt this afternoon in the city hall by a
man named Adrianoff. The City Council
had net to elect a new Mayor. M.
Atexejeff had just called the meeting to
order when Adrianoff pushed his way past
the doorkeeper and entered the reception
rconn which Opene into the council cham-
ber. He demanded loudly to see the
Mayor San Mi. left the chair to
ascertain bartattaninaett. As Adrianoff began
to repronaha4uoi.rwitk ,,diehonesty and
oppressient, caeaaeopleatif Who city M.
Alexejeff orderedhiai;lktpayittr.,building.
Adrianoff thereAliisysl* Wii0(ti*ricl shot
the Mayor in the steninCILL.not-iift ngain
of the Mayor fellta!';i/inaht:ea the' II
lodged in the door. Threeariet0 -
Ion ran to the recaptitorittetake
seized and disarmed Adrienoff Intone,
could fire again. They carried Ifydr
Alexejeff to his prieate office, where'
physician dressed the wound and restored'
him to consciousnets. The family of the
wounded mau were summoned. The sur-
geons have been unable to find the bullet,
which lodged in the upper part of the
stomach. Al! the city officials hastened to
the City Hall as soon as the news of the
shooting got abroad and an enormous crowd
eurrounded the building. The depositions
of the councilmen who were present at the
time of the shooting were taken immediately.
Mayor Alexejeff has been in 011ie eight
years. He is in high fever at St. Peters-
burg and has been distinguished repeatedly
by the Czar. Another reaeon for believing
that Adrisnoff nray have had a political
motive is that the pollee in searching him
found in his shoe a slip of paper on WiliCh
MB written : "The lot has fallen upon
you." The mayor cannot live through the
night.
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Dizziness, ?Nausea. Drowsiness, Distress aftie •
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A Child's Amusing Reply.
When a prominent Brooklyn 'clergyman
visited the Sunday school of the Rev. Dr,
MacArthurta church a Sunday or two ago
he was invited to speak to the refent class.
He was as much amused as surprised when,
itt response to his question, "Are any of
you children real Chrietieass ? a Untie girl
in a rear seat answered promptly, "No,
air ; Ian not a Christian, I'm an American."
--At. Y. Herald.
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A Otelet Peep,
"This is a onto libbie window here," said
the oaller, "But of What use Is it t"
"Tb enables toy butter to see who is at;
the itoilt door before Opening it, and thqi
he °omen eV to Sea whothor or glob X Mb '
said Mrs, turnjenes:
Shirts at a &glade Viald Ahab lire
exhibited /Or )610ili fled the dear tiiintot4 coo
hoe handttotottiote tutd sada to Match,