HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-2-2, Page 6IONDON'S LATEST GOSSIP,
pea Victoria Don on SiothIy and
will GN No More Drawing-Roms,
IDIsseatn of Court to be Itiplield—Mappy Done
mannians Dive Mario or Edinburgh
aerecione Metals—Francis or Week to
Marry a laritish lartrwer'e Daughter—A
DinRit'a Flair Fred's nontrractor Dressers
Esdest Girt—Who Dueness of Portland
weilows Queen Wietorieet Lead aria
elseliews Ilteenocratle Snobs.
HE British IttYalt
Family will be num-
erouely represented
at the French Riv-
iera this seaso'
n and
the exodus of Eng.
lish ens' tecrats beand
for that baltiaier clime
is now in full blast -
The Prince and Prin-
ces of Wales, with
the ' Duke of •York
and the Princesses
Victoria, and Maud,
will meettheir yacht,
tins Osborne, at Mar-
$• seilles and be con-
veyed thence to Cannes. The lively little
lanchess of Albany, accompanied byher
Children, will spend the remaining winter
entre at the Villa Nevada, Cannes. The
Millie and Duchess of Teck and the Prixo
ems May will be entertained by Lady Wol-
verton near by; and the Duchess of Con-
naught, whose health has not been good
since her return from India, will atay with
Madame de Falba at her sumptuous resi-
dence, the Villa California. At the same
time the Marchioness of Lorne will be the
est of Miss Alice de Rotbschild at Grasse.
heDuke of Cambridge has secured rooms
at one of the leading hotels in Nice; while
lifer Majesty Queen Victoria, with the
Princess and Prince of Battenberg, will be
established at Florence at the palazzo of
Lady Crawford.
VICTORIA'S ROYAL PONY CARRIAGE.
Queen Victoria has deigned to accept a
mewly-designed " donkey -pony" carriage.
Maio new little vehicle is not to be used
until Her Majesty gets to Florence, and a
meat, little, zinc coach:house is to be erected
at the Villa Palmeira for the reception of
to new royal pony carriage, which travels
du such a smooth, quiet manner that it will
be necessary for the animals drawing the
same to wear royal bells on the brow -bands
a their bridles to prevent accidents.
HOLY I HOLY ! ! HOLY ! ! ! NEW YEAR.
Queen Victoria in the private chapel at
Osborne, with those she likes best round
her, attended divine eervices on New Year's
Eve to pray while the old year was passing
away, and as the clock struck twelve Her
Ms:amity said "Glory, Glory, Glory I"
On New Year's day the Queen and the
ether members of the royal family received
holy communion in the morning, and after-
-wards spent a very quiet day at Osborne,
there the weather was exceedingly cold
and raw. It is expected that 1893 will be
good one for the royal ones ; but there
will be more changea in the coming twelve
months in the royal family than have ever
limier° taken place.
HER MAJESTY A DEMON CHESS PLAYER.
"Very few people are cognizant of the faot
• that Queen Victoria is for a woman an ex-
eeptionally fine chesi-player Quite three
times a week during the winter months she
indulges in this pastime. Her most doughty
antagonist is her own daughter, Princess
'Christian, who, with all due deference be
• head, wins the majority of games played.
liter Majeaty'a Munshi, the Indian tutor of
Mayalty, is a very fine player, as most
Hindoos of the higher caste are. He in-
• -variably gives His Royal Mistressthe odds
Df the knight, at which odds she generally
mine, but the Queen has a fatal love for the
Milluzio Gambit, which, as all chess playera
know, 'is an absolutely lost game for. the
• attacking party.
GOOD BYE TO. DRAWING -ROOMS.
Iler Majesty has just deoided that no
• =ore drawing -rooms are to be held. This
,decision is gall and wormwood to those who
'visit England in the hope of kissing the
hand of royalty as well as to the immense
numbers of toadies in the British domain
• whose one object in life is to boast that they
have been presented to their Queen—or her
erapresentative. The last year's scandals
leave settled the matter. It will be re-
membered that disgraceful scenes then
,occurred and that ladies indulged in a free
tight to gain access to the presence chamber
and when they arrived there, many had
their garments half torn from their backs.
Mae Queen has decided that " Courts "
•only hall be held for the future, which
means that only those will be present who
are invited by royal command. This move on
Her Majesty's part will effectually wipe out
• the plebeian element which of recent years has
'become predominant and tended tolower the
dignity of the British court and :militate
• against its prestige. The name of every
debutante will be submitted to the Queen,
.and now that Her Majesty • has taken the
matter in hand there is little doubt that
'smith her determination of character she
veil ruthlessly expunge the names of any
pigeons who are not recommended to her by
the very highest credentials. It will be
Just about as difficult for the American girl
ito kiss the roeal finger tips as it will for her
lb:renter the kingdom of heaven by an ex -
prase cat, and she had better not forget it
MARIE'S SILVER TABLE Toe.
The ladies of Bucharest seem in a very
ge.nerotta mood toward the coming bride;
• 'they are going to give Princess Marie of
Edinburg • a table top in solid silver tot a
further wedding present. Ibis to be a very
'handsome affair'with a design representing
the Temple of Love engraved on it, and will
'weigh 100 pounds.
There is a traditional custom in Roumania
of presenting new arrivals with the hos-
• pitable welcome of an offering of bread and,
salt. This is simple, but the Reverend
•'Fathers of Bucharest are not content with
giving the British Princess bride such a
cheap token of their delight at receiving
her ; they have voted $4,000 to perches° a
Olden tray, whence:: to offer the salt and
bread.
ROMANIAN ROYAL TOP-BNOT.
Souniattiati taste in jewelry runs to
'large oolored stones set in plenty of metal,
and a very good sample le the remarkable
time which used to be worn by Queen Oer-
men Sylva by way of pleasing her husband's
aubleate, end Which might lutve been mire
taken for a row of Moonlit' fairy lathp
situideit, wrought in rithest keen set with
reeplendent ream That model mother, the
• thicherss of Edinburgh, haviag noted, thi•s
-.penchant a Princes Marie's future people,
the bonnet for the Isticleas Stet° entry into
•Enoharest is a thing of beauty which ought
to fetch the mob. .A white top -knot with
lieit.rls and diamonds would, be alined unr
observable in ghat an oceasion ; whereon
•'t hat gold filagree and Violet satin toque, be,
sleeked with amethyota of the richest
ueliby obtaineble, intay airiest rage for the
Crown of Roumania, itself out for an airing.
IlltATIKI PROVO MAItUit9S A MtEWEll's
peneevrea.
Boer a deetined ere long to meet with the
greatest dee it has Yoh experienced. Prime
laranoie of Toole and Mies Nelly Bassi the
daughter of Lord Burton, are very 8erum:31y
thinking of taking the important step to-
gether. • Francis of Teck is a very hand -
mane young fellow and how plenty of braine,
tad, of eaurise,can boast of very few blithe's.
rife will be three -and -twenty the 9th of this
month. Francis is the ainbitioas and "go-
ahead " member of the Took fetidly, and,
indeed, some of his views lwaye nether
frightened hie father and mother, but be is
yeuth who very plainly underatands that,
hard as it is for any one to be short of cash,
it is particularly hard for a Prince to be in
that awkward condition, for it is almost
out of the queetion for him to work
for money, while DA the same time a levieh
expenditure of that useful • commodity is
almost invariably expected of him.
Obviously, therefore, tile One way for the
good-looking male specimen of the eben-
burtig who has no cash is to acquire it by
marrying it, and that, it appears, iswhat the
handsome Francis of Teck now proposes
doing. Nelly Bass irs a particularly nice
girl, and the only child of Lord Burton, so
that he. is not altogether a beggar. Should
this marriage come off the bung megnates
throughout the length and breadth of Great
Britain will he proud indeed of the eleven
don of one of their own brewing to s. place
so near the Imperial purple.
A BUDDING, DURE SPLICES A BRASSEY.
Lord Settrington, eldest ant of the Eaal
of March, and heir -presumptive to the
Dukedom of Richmond, Gordon -Lennox
and D'Aubigny, is engaged to Mies Hilda
Braseey. When Lord aettrington's father
married Miss Ricardo there was a th.rible
outcry on the part of all the dowagers, and
the marsh was stigmatised as mesa/fiance.
• Members of the ducal family of Gordon -
Lennox even theught fit to show the young
Countess that they looked upon her as an
intruder, and not by any means as one of
themselves. The Beasseys mime over with
the conqueror, so they say, but they "lay
low" till railway timers, and the name is
more indicative of plenty of cash than of
blueness of blood. The Brasseys are cer-
tainly getting on in the world when they
marry into a house which is Royal de /a
main gauche, and if this sort of thing goee
on Britishers may expect to see the wealthy
and haughty houses of east end dry goods
men and weat end storekeepers de-
scending to matrimonial alliances with
the poor Sowards, Talbots and Percys.
PORTLAND'S DUCHESS SHUTS OUT SHODDY.
The Duke of Portland recently celebrated
ab Welbeck his thirty-fifth birthday and
the event gathered together quite a pleasant
little family party, among whom Lady.
Balsover, whose property eventually falls to
the Duke, was a conspicuous feature,
though the Duchess nominally presided.
The Duchees of Portland is being watched
by a large section of society with extreme
interest, some of whom by no means quite
relit& the determined attitude assumd1 by
Her Grace as to the -unbridled looseness in
respect to the motto of noblesse oblige which
prevails nowadays in society. The Duebess
has received warm commendation front
those whose opinion is of value, at the stand
she is taking in closing up the ranks oi tne
patrician class, somewhat disarranged of
late by the inrush of democratio snobbism
and would-be Bohemian laxity. It is a brad
step for so young a woman, but Her Grace
is a Duchess, a British Duchess, and her
huaband is wealthy, has held high office at
court, and above all, she is pretty, so she
carries with her a powerful clique.
vans' THE Dunn BECAME A DUBE.
• In 1879, when he was Mn W. J. A. C. J.
Cavendsh-Bentinck, the Duke of Portland
was serving as a subaltern officer in the
Guards at the age of 22. On one bright
morning, the overnight of which he was
detailect for the duties of orderly officer of
the day—it: was the custom of his batman
when calling him to bring his master a
brandy -and -soda from the mess—he did so,
on this morning, but on going to the mese-
man for the "8" and "B," he was told
that his master, Mr. Cavendish, was the
Duke of Portland, through the death of
some outside cousin.
He went to the bedside of his master and
said, "It's time to get up Your Grace ;
shall I put your soda -and -brandy on the
chair? Up raised the head of the young
Duke, and with his mouth wide open
shouted to his servant., " Whet the devil do
you mean by calling me Your Grace,' by
George I'll report you to the Adjutant.'
"You are Your Grace really sir—sir," said
the man; "for some Duke's dead, as is
your fourth cousin." "Is that so ?" says
the young officer of the guards. "Yes,
sir, Your Grace" said the batman. "Well
then" said the Duke, "drink the soda and
brandy yourself, and fetch me a bottle of
champagne."
Robespierre's Essay on Crime.
A manuscript of Robespierre's bas just
found its wayto the National Library under
rather peculiar circumstances. A work-
man, in the employ of a rag merchant, was
packing up a parcel of old paper when his
attention was drawn to some sheets covered
with writing which had become quite yellow'
through age. He sorte,d them carefully
and took them t'o his patron who OU scru-
tinising the manuseript discovered the
signature of the notorious revolutionist,.
The " copy " proved to be an essay on
crime, written for the Andone Academy,
which, in 1785, offered a prize for the boat
production on the subject. It may he in-
teresting to letsrn that Robespierre did not
obtain the reward in this particular compe-
tition though in studying his subject he no
doubee.vailed hirosrli of information that
was to serve him in good stead later on.
temp wicks.
For obstinate lamp wicks. So:menu:ea
the lamp wick obstinately refuses to be
turned up in the ordinary manner. It will
seem firmly wedged at one side, while the
other runs up in a ,point, causing weariness
and vexation of apirit. To overcome this
depravity, take a neve wick, draw out a
thread near the selvedge, and the wick will
be found quite tractable when introduced
into the burner, the cogs will take it up
properly, and it will appear in good form
and give an even flame when lighted.
Zany Market Gardenere.
We note with pleaeure that the two
young ladiee who aftet a year's study of
horticulture at who,
College" took
the first and third diplomats of nue year,
are intending to devote themeelves to
growing grapes, tomatoes, etc., in the
Channel Islands, This is an excellent open-
ing for the energies of many women who
Amid occupation,—Awitneter Gardening,
London.
"What's the 'matter, dear? asked Mr,
justWed as he came into the house and
found hie wife crying as if her heart would
break. "1 am so discouraged," she sobbed.
What has bothered my little with /" "1
writhed all the afternoon Makitig °attar('
pies, Iberians() 1 ktew you were so fond of
thexn!aild—atid—." tfere elle began
Weeping hysterically again, "And What,
darling f " "And they turned out tei be
Kiang mcd
A /41108% 'VENGEANVE,
Fiturions Finest and Hile "WSW
mieteliored.
A Bwtule beth cable says: The peasants
near Hunyad! Trantsytvama, had threatened
eine° last summer to lynch the orthodox
Greek priest in Huuyeal, because by lending
money et exorbitant pricee he hod acquired
mortgages on halt the small farms in the
neighborheod. Devitt) the faet that the
severest suffering has been caused in Trate
sylvania by the bitter weather, and the
poorer ()lessee have been obliged to spend
most of their money for fuel the prices*
announced lest week that five little faiths
mortgaged to him would be sold onlViouday,
as the owners bad not paid their intereet
He was warned on Sunday that thepeasante
would lynch him in cape he carried out his
announcement. Neverthelese, the sale was
held and the five families were turned out.
Two children and a woman died of expoeuro
on Tuesday. On Wednesday afternoon
fifty peasants armed with scythes and
Pitchforks eurrounded the priest's house.
Four men set fire to the house at the corners
and guarded the doom and windows so that
the priest and his wife and two small chil-
dren could not leave before the handing
was well ablaze, Eventually the four men
retreated, and the priest and his family ran
out The peasants at once struck them
down, and pierced the bodies repeatedly
with pitchforks, and threw the bodies into
the flames.
ISREA.D ititsTil IN AMSTERDAM
Mobs Try to Loot Shops and Many Are
InJured.
An Amsterdam cable says To -day the
unemployed workingmen formed a prone-
sion and passed through a number of the
principal streets, growing more noisy and
demonstrative as it was found, that the police
did not interfere, Finally the mob, for into
such theprocession degenerated, stopped in
front of a large bakery and attempted to
take the place by storm. The police were
on the alert, however, for anything of that
sort, and a nuraber of them were quithly on
the scene and prevented the looting of the
shop. The police allowed two of the men
to enter the bakery and ask for bread.
These men demanded food from the pro-
prietors and met with a prompt euddecided
refusal. Then they returned to the street,
and the mob marched on, yelling, shouting
and threatening. Finally, they became so
disorderly that 200 policemen attempted to
disperse them. The mob resisted, and a
desperate melee occurred, in which volleys
of stones were thrown at the officers. Several
of the gendarmes were quite badly injured.
The police, with drawn swords, repeatedly
charged the crowd, and inflicted many
severe cuts on the rioterr. The procession
was finally brat en up, but, even then, iso-
lated batches of the rioters continued fight-
iog for hours. The leaders of the mob were
captured by the police.
' The Tart.
The programme for the Ontario Jockey
Club spring races has been announced. It
is undoubtedly the best ever offered the
Canadian public. To the usual recess is
added the Woodbine Nursery Stake. A
most important feature is the increase in
the value of the Toronto Cup, the added
money of which will be $2,000, of which
tot00 mill go to seoond and $200 to third
rae.
the meeting opens on Tuesday, May 23rd,
and extends over the following Saturday.
The order of the raceb has been somewhat
changed from last year, as the following
will show:
Tuesday's programme consists of the Trial
Nurse, value $400, for all ague ia mile;
the Woodbine Nursery Stake rst for 2 year-
olds, $700 added, a mile; Woodbine
Steeplechase, purse $500, about 2i miles;
the Woodstock Plate, for 3 -year-olds, $700
added, la miles; the Walker Cup, for 3 -
year -olds and upwards, property of Do-
minion resident owners, value $500, la
miles; Free Welter Handicap, for 3 -year-
olds and upwards, purse $400, la miles.
Wednesday—The Club House purse, for all
ages, value $400, miles; Toronto Cup, for
3 -year-olds and upwards, $2,000 added, la
miles ; Red Coat Race, $1,000 added, about
2i mules; The Queen's Plate, for all ages,
provincial breds, probable value $1,000, la
miles; Handicap Steeplechase, $400 added,
2a miles; The Hotel Plate, value $400, i*
miles. Thursday—The Don puree, for alt
ages, value $400, g mule; Ile Breeders'
Stake, for 3 -year-old ,s $400 added, 1*
miles ; The Royal Canadian Handicap
purse, $500, la miles, over six hurdles; the
Juvenile Scurry, for 2 -year-olds, $500 added,
* mile; the El Padre Handicap, for all
ages, value $1,000, lir miles; Helter Shelter
Chase, purse $400, short steeplechase course.
Friday—The Ladies' Parse, for all ages,
value $400, 2 mule; the All Corners' Stake,
for 3-year.olds, 1 miles (closed) ; Consola-
tion race, value $500, 1 1-16 mules; the
Flash Stakes, for all ages, $400 added,
§ mile ; Hunters' Flat Handicap, purse $400,
I* miles ; 2 -year-old race, value $400, §
mile. Saturday—The Norway Purse, for
all ages, value $400, I mile; the Maple
Stakes, for 3 -year-olds, Canadian -bred fillies
owned in the Dominion at time of starting,
$500 added, la miles ; the Dominion Handi-
cap, purse $750, for Dominion -bred horses,
la miles ; Redcoat Steeplecham, barring
first and second horses ID that race the first
day, $500 added, 2a miles, twice over the
water lump ; the Tyro Purse Handicap,
conditions announced On the morning of the
day of the race, value $500 ; Consolation,
selling race, purse $400, 1 mile.
The stake races have already closed. The
other everita close as follows : Queen's
Plate, Mural bit.; Additions, May bit;
Woodstock Plate, Red Coat Race, Handi-
cap Steeplechase, Juvenile Scurry, El
Padre Handicap, Dominion Handicap, May
bit; Trial Purse, Woodbine Steeplechase,
Walker Cup, Free Welter Handicap, To-
roeto Cop, Rotel Canadian Handicap,
Heller Skater and Hunters' Flat, May
20th ; Club Home Purse and Hotel Plate,
May 24th ; Ladies' Purse, Open Race Purse
$500 end Flash Stakes, May 25th ; Norway
Purse, May 261h ; and Coneolation Purse,
May 27th.
Ingrowing Nails.
An ingrown nail may be treated by cut
ting a V-shaped hole in the centre of the
nail, or paring the same place thin with a
sharp bit of glass. Painting the aide of the
nail with iodine has proved benefieial.
hard corn may be removed by frequently
soaking in hot water, or by rubbing with
saltpetre, or by acetic acid carefullyapplied.
A soft corn is a more gerioue matter, but
will yield to tincture of iron. A plaster of
lard and iodine is said to reduce the pain-
fulteth d a bunion,
The Prince of Wake visited Canada ia
1860. Now it ie proposed that the gee of
the Prince of Wales shall visit the World's
Fair at Chicago. Peinee George is 28 years
old. He entated the Royal Navy as a Midst
in 1877, was made midelsipirien on the
Canada iti 1883 and promoted to be neatens,
ant in 1885. He wais given command ef the
Thrtieb, on the West ladia atation in 1890,
and wail made commaticier In 1891.,
" Where hate you been,, TOinniy
Otit in the stable giving thy geab drawing
imenizili, I teethed him how te 'Oka* a waggins
CRUD= AND WORLD*
thio Clergy do Their Duty to the Missiles.
(New Yerktauaday Herald.)
It is not true that the ordinary oitizeti
thinks lees of pure and undefiled. religion
than his forefathere did, who deoreed that
no men should vote unless he was a church
menaber and that emend dogmatical ortho-
doxy was nem:entry to social, ard financiel
success. Neither its it tree that in the com-
munity at large honesty and integrity have
fallen into cleirepute, or that moral reck-
lessness has taken the place of public and
private virtue, TO 5114 the solution of our
problem we must dig deeper than the cheap
assertion thee greed and commeroiell piracy
ere rampant, or that the devil ie mowing a
wide swath and has become irresistible.
ifiret—The churoh does not lead the pro-
cession of program as it should do. The
pitiable op:a:lade of the Briggs trial shows
that 130111e Chrietiana are afraid to allow
their echolei s to examine their creed lezt
they may find weak spots in it. They
would rather wear in manhood the trousers
of their boyhood than make a new mut out
of more comely material. A creed tbat
=ant be guarded like a precious piece vf
brie-a-bre° can't be used to eat the soup of
daily life out of. When a churth puts its
fingers on its lips and events its mernbere
not to tell what they know we need not be
surprised if the multitude entertain a sus-
picion.
Second—It might be unfair to say that
the clergy do not believe what they preach,
but they certainly preach as though they
didn't expect to do much good anyway, and
wished it was Monday morning instead of
Sunday. When a mother watches over her
sick child you see solicitude in her face and
in every action. She bears herself with
heroic earneetness and comfits the physi-
cian with tearful eyes. When a clergyman
discourses of the dreadful bereafter his air
is listless, as though the fires were already
half out and would soon be out altogether.
In other words, the good orthodox Calvinist
might easily be mistaken for a Universalist.
Third—The Church is not interested in
the welfare of the poor, and the poor resent
this by not being interested in the Church.
Some of our religious bodies are doing
miraculoue work, and doing it as eagerly
and hopefully as a fireman who faces a blaze,
hose in hand, determined to put it out or
die, but as a general thing the fashionable
church is a select club, whose members
recognize their duty to the unfortunate, but
hire a substitute—a mission superintendent
—to do it for them, as certain drafted men
did in the old war times.
There are thousands of hard pressed
.
women toilers in New York who are stitch-
ing their lives out for bread, who wear the
weary days away with breaking hearts, who
are treadingon the slippery line between
i
eirtue and ice. They are being ground as
corn is ground by the -upper and nether mill -
atones, but might he saved if a helping hand
were extended. •The same is true of certain
classes of young men.
Where is the helping band? The Church
quietly ignores these struggling folk, and
its members are looking forward to a snug
little corner a Paradise, where they can
pass eternity as at a summer resort.
If religious folk were in marmot tbey
could wash the face of the world and 'mike
it clean. But why should the common
people hurry to church on Sunday morn
ing vvhen the Church lets them severely
alone during six days in the week, and then
tells them on the seventh that they are
nothing but poor mieerable creatures at the
beat?
NOME SMARM Er.
Dynalmite Dame Sensation—A Rattle With
Peasants at Termini.
A Rome cable says: Dynamite bombs
exploded almost aimultaneously this after-
noon before tlae Hotel d'Angleterre and in
the garden of the proprietor's house in the
Via San Claudio. The hotel was partly
wrecked. Nobody was injured, although
the hotel had more than 100 lodgers at the
hour of the explosion. The proprietor mid
this evening that the hotel and contents
were almost a total loss. • The proprietor's
house in the Via San Claudio was less
damaged. Nobody was injured, as the
family had left home for the afternoon.
The proprietor of the hotel says that he is
convinced that both explosions were caused
by a man whom be discharged recently
from his services.
There was a serious conflict at Termini, a
seaport town of Sicily, between gendarmes
and peasants. About 600 peasants, men
and womesa, proceeded deliberately to seize
and squat upon lands belonging to the com-
mune, claimmg the soil as their own. The
authorities ordered the intruders to depart,
but the latter paid no attention to the
notice. Then gendarmes were called upon
to eject the equatters. The peasants re-
sisted, and a fierce struggle ensued. The
gendarmes fired upon the peasants, killing
eight of them and wounding twenty. A
number of the peasisnts were takenprisoners
and the others fied to the interior, swearing
vengeance upon the gendarmes and the
authorities.
• Lord Roberts and the Riglilanders.
General Lord Roberts recently paid a
splendid tlibute to the heroism of the
Highlanders. • Tbe General was entertained
at a farewell (litre* r by the oificers of the
Highland Brigade, at which, in a speech of
a eirgularly pathetic Character, he tcok
leave of them on his resignation of tbe
Indian command. "As an Irishman," he
maid, " and speaking on this occasion, and
ID this company, 1 think I may 'venture to
express my personaladmiration for the
kilted warriors of the North. Never alien
I forget the -93rd Highlanders ab Sikunder
thigh, or the 72nd Highlanders at Peiwar
Kotul, or the 92nd Highlanders at Canda-
bar. Nor shall I forget the advance in line
of the 42nd, 791h and 93rd Highlanders
going straight for the enemy's battery at
Cawnpore. It was a splendid sight—one of
the most heart -Wiring military spectacles
I have ever beheld." Then turning to mat-
ters more immediately concerning himself,
Lord Roberta sa.id: "The news received
this morningthat / am to be succeeded as
Commander -in -Chief in India by that dire
tinguished offioer of a Highland regiment,
Major-General Sir George White, will, 1
know, be as gratifying to you as it ie to me.
Sir George White' appointirient warns me
that my time for active service ia drawing
to a close."
Fashionable Mother (languidly) ---Well,
Sarah, bow is baby to -day? .Maid—He cut
two teeth this morning, nisaam, Fashion-
able Mother (still more languidly)—That
was very negligent of you, Sarah. You
ought not to let a young baby play with a
knife.
The political etudente—Do you believe in
annexation, adios Smithers ailse Smithers
(somewhat sere)--,Really—ah—but this is so
midden 1
A shoemaker has a card in hie window
reading: "Any respectable maneeroman or
kd
elitIolTiontane6.
hin this ave a fit is store."—Bang-
Ilazel—I'm thinking of going inth part-
nership . with my laundryman. Nutte—
What for 1 Hozel—I went to get back my
collars and cafe,
A Woman min endure more than a man
Imeautte the hag to.
ROBERT BURNS.
(Contribated by a follow.coeuitryzeana
Our monarcine hindmost year but ane
Was Ave and twenty dal abeam],
'Twits then a blast o' Januar win'
.Blew helmet in, on teobina
TIIESootchfolks ofHain-
ilton are to have a "Nicht
wit Burns" 00 the evening
of Wednesday next,the
anniversary of his birth.
1as3b3llbeW:t1and'70neSai; /)a;
1::ome:0undagaand
it will be fittingly celebrated from end to
end of the Old Olountry. Whyenot iu that
good Scotch town of Hamilton, Ontario?
That little country of Scotland has not been
us productive of great and good nun. If it
wanted to furnish a Valhalla or illuminate a
calendar it should not fail for lack of saints or
heroes, The Scotch yield to no people in
reverence for the great names of their coun-
try's hiatory and literature. They are
proud of their Wallace and their Bruce,
their John Knox and their Walter Soott,
end of scoree and hundreds lase distin-
guished, but perhaps not lees worthy to be
remembered. Yet there is but one in all
the bright list of Scotland's heaven -born
whom they have calandareil, and whose
memory the Scottish nation honor with
something like ceremonial regularity and
forms of worship, That one isnot the knightly
Bruce or the reverend Knox, though the
former gave them national, and the latter
religiouo, freedom; and the two together
may be said to have made Scotland a nation.
It is the jovial ancl reckless ploughmar, the
unsuccessful farmer, the broken-hearted
exciaeman, the man whose lifo was, in a
worldly sense, a failure, whom an eminent
and well-known living fellow -countryman
has called a moral bankrupt, who died at
the ago of 37 an outcast from the good
society of Dumfries. The Scottish nation
does not cherish the memory of Burns
because he was a than of many sins and
greet sorrows; but the love that Sbotland
bears him would not be the love it is had
the sins and sorrows not been there.. Stern
moralists me in his failings merely examples
to be shunned, and yet sterner moralists
would, on their account, shun not only his
failings but his songs. Yeb it is the simple
truth that the unique place that Barns
holds, and will hold forever, in every
1 teal Scottish heart, is due to his
errors and his misfortunes, hardly
less than to his geniue and his
manlinese. The worship of victorious
virtue is rarely rapturous ; the worehip of
sinless sorrow lifts man to the sphere of the
divine; the worship of a heroic human
being, struggling and overborne by sins and
sorrows, occupies a middle position; it
olaims its devotees from every rank and
class of humanity. "To dwell too much
on the weaknesees of Burns' nature," says ono,
"18 only leas objectionable than the mini-
mising or ignoring of them, which is
indulged in by his more fervid and foolish
worshippers.' If by " dwelling " on them
too muck the writer means merely censuring
them, he is right But who that loves
Burns can forbear to dwell on his weak-
nesses ? • It is because he was weak as well
as strong, a man of noble nature, yet carried
away by passion, a great sinner as well as
a sweet singer, that his songs "fit into
every fold of the human heart," and that
hie manhood, as well as his writings, comes
close to every one of us and wins from us
our love and sympathy.
• To say this boldly is not to say that the
weaknesses of Burns are in themselves any-
thing but reprehensible. • For his own sake
they are to be deplored. He paid the
penalty in his person. No man of whona
there is any record suffered more fully in
this life for his sins. Many far worse men
than Burns contrive somehow, by a certain
moral dexterity and social finesse, to escape,
ID all appearance, the proper consequence
of their vices. There are men less pious in
ecclesiastical seats of honor. There are more
immoral men honored in the best society.
Mensa dissipated have often lived to old
age. Many who have sown wild oath as
reuklessly as Burns have repented and re-
formed wben they were older than he was
at his death, and bave enjoyed a happy and
honored age. Barns had not the happy
dexterity to evade the consequence of his
failings. He seems never to have been able
to etscame a single penalty. Nor bad he the
faculty of concealment. If he sinned all
the world knew, as all the world saw'hie
shame and his woes. He kept back
nothing in the confessimal : there was
no mirtailment of his penance; he paid the
uttermost farthing. Thus on his own ac-
count his errors are deeply to be lamented;
on their account they must he sternly
blamed; but to us they are clear gain. The
statement may shock not only severe moral-
ists, but some who, though not severe, yet
hold that Burns would not only have been
a better man, but a greater poet, had he
been gifted with more self control. He
might; but he could not have moved our
whole nature from top to bottom and been
our brother in our lowest as in our highest
experiences. And this is what Burns does
and ie. Our mixed human nature finds
complete sympathy and kinship in Burns.
He goes down with us to the deepest valley
of humiliation; he walks with us in the
commonest paths of life, and he snatchers us
up to the purest heights which mere human
feeling can reach. The weakest and hum-
blest is never made to feel that Burns is a
superior being, claiming our admiration, but
dwelling somewhere above us. , Burns
always either comes down to our level
or litts us up to his; or, retber, he comes
down to our level and lifts us up to hie own.
And if the truth were known, there ate
very few wbo in their secret mule have not
shaken hem& with Burns in the daakdepths
of human experience. Tbe purest saints
have had their truant time when in heart
and insagination, if not in actual deed, they
have given way to nameless seductions, and
have known the gloom of remit:the. And so
there are few who have not met with Burns
ID the ehadee, and have 'sot felt that here
is a mau vvbo knovra the worst and the best
that they know, and has felt the worst and
the best they have felt who is with them
in the depths and on theleighte, end whom
song, even in the depths, can save them by
reminding them that even there man is not
lost to all that is beautiful, pure and divine.
It was for us thatBurns rejoiced emd ginned
and sorrowed, and therefore sane.
It is not, of course, by his weaknessee that
Burns 'lays hold of us; it is a mean nature
that takes pleasure in what are called his
immorailitiee. It le bee:seise in the midst of
bis weaknessee he is still not only a glorious
genius but a great and manly matt. Above
all, it 18 becauth in all our moods he sings
ID us, and flings as if he sang from within
um PIe makes Melody in every heart
whether the strains be of joyor woe, of
lofty aspiratiota of mad passion or of
mournful abasement. There is no poet
more completely human than Burns, and
them he ie Scottish. The critaw who has
bean Already quoted storoewhat depreciates
the stymie* Scottish aide of Burns. "What
le beet and most assured of iihmortality in'
Barns 10 not," he Says,-" what is peculiarly
&etch, but What is of universal interest,'"
alai he goes on to make the statenieta good
by reference to particular poems. Stitely
proof of each an axiomatic statement was
unnecessary, ft is true of every poet who
ever sang, 01 Havid and a Shakepeare
well as of 13urne. Genius ie of no netionality;
it is bureau. One touch of Peter() make
the whole werld T,he 'most ardent
admirer of Burns among his eountranien
will frankly admit that the best of
him is the mailmen property of
humanity. But it has tOe homely S.coteh
accent. It its dearer to us bemuse it is in
our mother toogum Curiously enough, the
poems cited to prove that the moot
immortal of his writings are theme that
have a universal interest, are uot peeing
Written in, English. They are " ale Jolly
Beggars," " Tent Glen," and a few others.
Sootemen ere juetifled ie putting a peculiar
value OU thOSO poems, not becaure they
are in the Sottish tongue, but because
they are of universal intermit; and. in the
Soottisla tongue. It is just cause for pride
that our language has in ire songs that
coznpel men of all countries to leant a -
little of it. But if it ie true thah the best
of Burns is not peculiarly Sottish, it is
equally true that he has invested muck
that is peculiarly Scottish with univereal
interest. And he is not the less Scottish
because, on his highest; wing, be soars
above all dietinotions of nationality. He
ill1f3 warm admirers and successful critics
beyond the circle of his countrymen; but
while Scotsmen freely acknowledge that all
men have • an equal claim on Barns,
the rnan of genius, they will not admit that
the man of genius is the object of their own
love; Nor will they copse:at to depreciate
what in Burns is peculierly Scottish. • They
will not insist on its being appreciated by
outsiders. But to them Berne would nob
be Burma and even the best of 13urns would
not be so good as it is were it not for those
characteristics which are peouliarly national.
There is no Burns' Club 10 Hamilton—
That is not as it eboald be. Slimly one
might with advantsge be added to the
thousand and one bastitutiens of the city
before another year is over: There is no,
lack of good material. lf the foregoing
remarks can in any way aid in making
Wedeesday's commemoration a emcees—
conduce to an annual and fitting celebra-
tion of tlse poet's birthday in Hamilton
hereafter, and to a study of what is best
and noblest in his tharacter and. writings,
the object of the ' writer will have been
gained.
P. S.—Ib will be known to many that the
Bible (in two parts) which Burns presented
to Mary Campbell, bearing his holograph
inscription, and now in his monument at
Bridge of Doon, Ayrshire, Scotland, WU
long years afterwards discovered in Canada.
—Hamilton Times.
A. *Bachelor's Reason.
The people of Wyoming who permit
women to vote are apparently not in sym-
pathy with the Eogli-h bachelor of long
ago, who got himselt into a controversy on
the subject of women's rights with his vis-
a vis at dinner. After proing and coning
for a few minutes, the lady asked: "Can-
didly, sir'why do you oppos.e giving the
franchiseto women ?”
"You will excuse me for saying it,
madam," he replied, "but I have not suf-
ficient confidence in their capacity th con-
duct govenament affairs."
"Bat what evidence of woman's mental
inferiority to man can you advance ?" per-
sisted the lady.
The bachelor thought a moment and then
answered, slowly " A simple fact is enough
ID eathey my mind, aid that is the frightful
way in wbich they do up their back hair."
—Harper's Bazar.
Electricity in Insanity.
The &at systematic use of electricity in
the treatment of diseases was made in
France in 1895, when Bsnedict reported
favorably of its use. Dr. Arudit, who has
given special attention to the subject, as-
serts that electricity is tan invaluable
remedy in the treatment of insanity. In
1873, Dr. Williams, of Sussex Lunatic
Asylum, reported favorably of its use in
mental diseases. Dr. Barthelow states the
-
treatment of physical dieorders by electri-
city had been productive of very striking,
results. Drs Beard and Rockwell predicted
that an important future is in store for the
scientific, and foithful use of electricity in
public and private asylums and hospitals.
Generally the Other way.
Great statesman—You weie in rather a
sad condition when you left the banquet
the other night.
Reporter—Yes, I drank more than wait
good for me.
Great statesman—So I noticed. And ha
showed in your report of my speech. Itt
was terribly mixed up. Didn't the editor
-
raise a row about jt?
Reporter—No. Ho didiat blame me any..
He thought you were drunk.
More Nearly Correct.
Larkin—Did you accept that situation
-
Barlow offered you, Spiggit ?
Wpiggit—No, I thought better of it.
Larkin—If you refused it you must: have
thought worse of it.
Tablecloths of shaded silk are new.
Illinois legislators will investigate the
" :sweating ' evil in Chicago.
There's a machine to darn stockings.
A black-and-tan terrier that belongs to
a Hartford, Conn., your g lady is in luck.
He not only wears ribbons galore, but his.
neck is circled with a jewelled collar, and
his ears are decorated with diamond
pendants. Isn't that richt:sem ? Fair read-
eas, don't you envy him his lot—and the
pendants? There's a dog that fairly,
wallows in luxury. He is probably fed on
pate de foie grecs and has candied violets and
chrysanthemum caramels between meals.
He must have a governess and a trained
nurse, and when he hung up hie stockings
at Christmas he probably got an insert -
went of embreidered pants in them.
Most likely he is too high-toned to bark,,
and coefinee himself to barcaroles, and he.
sleeps at night on a bed of down under
lamb's wool with an, amulet on his thorax
to ward off bydrophobia end reduce the
-
resonance of his more. Bread is becoming
a positive luxury to some of the poor of this
country, and coal is so scarce in certain
localities that they are tyittg heliotrope
ribbons on it when found and placing it on
exhibition among their other bric-a-brac.
But this dog doesn't know anything about
that sort of thing, The criee of the poor
man never ring in big bars; the only ringe
there are diamond earrings.
HosteeCWill you have a plebe of pie,
Georgie? Georgie--Yesan ; but plearse
melte it double size, because me, told me not
to ask for two pieces.
Mr, NeWcome, kissing his beaten—
There's one for marmite, and one for baby
sister. Mite Ulm Ware, with apparent in-
dignation—Why, Mr. Inowcoene, you forgeb
aourgelf, Mr. Neweenne, delightedly—So
I did. Well, here's one for myself.
" What did the doctor tag, tell me ?"
Mays the sick man, nervously. "Oh, he
didn't say anything," replies his friend,
encoueagingly, but there is no occasion
for any alarm—he seems quite easy and
Well satisfied," "Yes, eci would 111 1 WAS
ID Lis plaee."
"Thia is a Very agreeable occasion raid
the stray horse. "I Went Off without a
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