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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1893-2-2, Page 3/Love le the nig Palin Garrick, Han1i1ton, keePera' alino at, Peter at by the Pearly And toyed with the golder When out of the ;Wets o There arose before him a f 'Who timidly vane aod to „And Asked, with innocent 'That abe might enter taut litahere tears are dried mid 'fahe old seintelowla rai'e addressing the waiti "Rnow you not the war Are woven by each in hi 35ro I one to admit You I Viet pattern you plann 14 13 And the Registering Sera :Glazed, as L moth°, upon h At the trembling woman, N. Peter the reat Book's "1 cannot find by what 1 That you ever moressed Oe that you were eoesta •Or took the Lord's anon larat tchostly hours, bef ;reined the Christian En Be gave the womaa a sea Then Aagain he turned, to tl "Ido not find that it he "Xou have over belonged he Weanesdey mo prayer, 1 does not appear that y Tour mission work oredi While many ladies or w Traipeed about through To beg for the cannibal If Ise got them or not yo For DODS Of your 'train: What did you clo in the 'hat you hope the re WITI r The woman essayed sante 33ut, turning the pages, ag "It does not appeal" that Praising God with Salve Or buttonboling besotted Wbfle carryieg the Go ,p Or pushing a church fair To keep the Ga. -4)e' belle What 'associations' or join7 Were you a 'King's D amid of Zion'l Was your life but a se pelf/ Come, tell us now ;Wt self?" * * 'arith the mist of tears her Asshe gazed at the gat,,ke Brit something she saw in Tbat gave her courage to t " Ones ! St Peter, in toil With the wolf of Want From cradle to grave it I feared it more than my I never troebled mo self I bad. trouble onoligh abo Milyinind was bordened My cheeks were oft wet But the Infinite Task gooa- In joy or in sorrow I did " She did what she could could! 'The Infinite Taskmaster's 'Twee the echo of angeho n That smote on the listenen Asid the hat dimes all from When he nodded his wish 'Twas a bitter struggle, For clothes at d shelter With parents poor and si And the heart of the cold - SD many to take and so f Belittle to live for, yet lo Where plenty the tears Where Virtue could wiles. Then the ligbt of Love s .And wbile yet a girl b "Poor, but honest, we p But could never provide But, if without Rapper to We paid our d- bts 10 the We gave our children th Though patched their rat food; And thotigh each cher arta. We welconaed each to Olt "But, oh ! St. Peter, you The unsounded depths of When her first-born breath Is forever stilled by the t We had so little -it Peoria That our hearts' fond spared 1 'Twas wrong to feel so, t But 'twos my one tree. dead -"And Jimmy's death q Sohn; Ile was never the same a " Stop 1 " said St. Peter, in "It was his brutality sent Re's a murderous wretch, Speak of yourself, don't p But hear me, St. Peter, Fie was gentle and good e But his spirit broken, tei Hurried his weakened wi Oh 1 dearly.he loved our Who sings in the eourts ..4luad what though the fall/ The Father-Ileart's large And down from the home D A soft, sweet echo VISA rva " And what though the err The Father-liearas large e Then silence reigned. Long 'Gazing away o'er the mist- Ilidaieinory sail out o'er Ji Tea storm -tossed ileh-boa Ortho strong -lei led man, 'Bhedding bitter tears o'er Az he mused he murmure !famtonasthat were caught "Ah I well should I kn fall, His Infinite Love's rich e ' Thee He asks for nau _ naught to give That lie prayed for His forgive !" This in a murmur; aloud I "'have known what it O soulless greed of the 01 Wherein virtue is oft ne 'When famished babes o cruet • Bnrely that is a test for a What thongh from the shrank? ' Deep draughts from the drank. Ifshe ran no 'circle's' se Mho closets and nooks Arleen; Were daybreak nrayer-i The family wardrobe we If bar -room pielying she The team of childhood. sh If she grespod not mysto .She could labor and suat, 'fiat as brave to eedure a 'Mid the fire of temp prayer. ailo barbed fence, bunt b Van shut her out from th Who, 'mid toils unendin Wee gentle and loving Heaven's mansions Were too good Forthe tried and the teim she could." Then lie turned to the ' " Mother, rejoice! thou Bumble thy sphere, yet 'Thou shalt reap the done. 'The Father-Ileart's gre prove, :Heaven welcomes the love!" The gates liew cion. The .A.woke me; and though it 1 strn freneyi hear the refr That 'burst from the thr throng: "The Ira,ther-Heart's gr . prove ; Wo evelcomo tlio IOving Yeacher-Johnonie, 1 meterttion to this lows. mey nothia' ; 1 sponb eV •Cieristinas. 0.,st cooti. Opt. in "The Ileum capon e), Gate, }we), of Fate ; ' the Stweian night, annle sorita ( d by his ca'air childlike air, ;seam so Meet, the weary rest. lee ;wad, ig vvenum, Said t • p end woof of doom , own lifes loom? firetanuet look ,siag forth the Beed 1, al with face tto mild , , or child, Ls, staff in hand, .• pages scanned. e , . 101,01 read to ace. pts the creed ; „t in going to Ma,ss : a, or led a cease ; ,,..3 break of day, , leaaorere to Pra5r." •ching• look, se fateful book ; • 618 said to a Ladiete Aid; stings' for praise and 3n figured there 5, too, i • Mane - sal th and rank 3 1113h and dirt ;oolts'and shirt I were onntent, g e'er waa sent, ,ve(lIdenf tall egood in ewe y to make, am he spoke: . . - you e'er were seen lion. tambourine; bums, grab-bagelintot hes slue/ r an se;, se in steam. • 'leagues' did you tughter' or 'Hand- ' • • rah for pleasure and. tat do you say your •' ' eyes were dim eper,ste nand grim; be eeraph's oye . bus reply and strife spent my life ;• Ogg d 1113T path, makern wrath, bout creed- tit daily n. eds- • Oth ,b.1.pes medicare, aith sorrow's roars; master's Ways are what I could." ' 1 She did what she ways aro good!" ' less c clear, r St. Peter's ear; ids faeo had gone that she speak on. , • the life fled, ,nd daily bread eke, d told, moral so hard and . 3W to eV -0 ; few the smiles, ad"Yea."comply?loved came resist Vice's. • one into my life,. :tone a, wife. .. Id our way,• Mr the rainy day; :obi rtle.csrnel owste llcont, ; best we could,did, ment and plain their b taxed more our • r home and hearte. cannot 'Ice OW a mother's woe, laeling's fluttering each of death I ad so hard idol should not be , ie person sals,L, euro; my child eves •. rite unmanned poor . .. nee he av.as gone "- tones Revere; •ou here 1 , -lave te gin; ad for him." I know so well, re this , orrow fell; aptations strong 11 along. cherub boy sf unspeakable joy,: rr'4)g elle orb duta enough for all I " • 1 celestial song ted along; ingone oft doth fall/ lough for all ! " , t. Peter stood fringed flood. twenty's sea on Selilee 1' 4'11° r°1 self relied ds Lord e enied ? ' ,alt cold clear, by the Seraph's ear: W, howe'er oft the nough for all I eht where . there's . aurderere, 'Father, le said: . tato want for bread. iristless strife . Lde the price of life ! 7 for the lacking mother's traist! '• dogma of hell she ' Ountain of Love she • wingenachirte, of her house were eetings overslept apatched was kept: Lover tried, e often dried •Police !les, grand, sillalime, r and not repine.. ; it is to dare- • ration she lived a , • dogmatic art, , e Father's heart ; and pleasures few, nd tender and true. dear were the best la ted who did what . roman, with visage slialtjoin thy child! ' by rade well run .eward of tby duty atness.atis thine to , loving, for God le dazzling gleam Wag but, a dream Lin of the song ' oats of thet angel :atness 'Lite thine to for God is Ulm/ ' ' LAUGH AND LEARN told 0 story, He mid : 1 There was epee a road leading out of Londoo on which moit horses (lied than on aey ether ; and inquiry revealed. the feet thee the road was pe - redly level. Coneequently the anal -ode in travelling over it used only one Bet of muselee," , a Why, Miriam, where. have you been? You look like a wreck." " 1 anoar it, My twin brother and I had a quarrel, and 1 huilli•xededa slugger to tick, Ihine ,, The sluggei . us Pp -and eie ant. r,Ctiet Mmistee-Se you go to school, do you, BebbY , Bobby -Yee, sir. Ministei -Let Me bear you spell kitten. Bobby- Vert getting to be too big a boy to spell kit- ten, air. Try me on cat. Maud -And aren't you a good deal of a spendthrift, Mr. Skillits ? . Mr. stands (whore 1000100 is $9 a ,,,0)-1 imam you that it would be ,geite impoesible for me to 'yore'be,a4thhaitngdosiomweakandwifoaonlis1h; asked. the teacher. " Old thee," enswored the bright little girl, " Noe:, write . tile a. sientence with 'yore ' in it, And the bright httle gni wrote : " We had a good yore at our house last night.'" a • "Thrown jack over, have you, Kitty?" " Yes." "1 thought you loved him," • ' 1 did, but I dimovered that he bought the 23 e ndy be sent me ab a grocery. . a . • The lily of the velley is tlae favorite Rower of the Prince of Wales. , ' As a rule a mait's hair turns gray five years SOOner thau a . woman's. Aud troable whiten° hair' 'A num, who has lost collars in a lanntiTY refers to the • inetitution as a big Hon and steal syndicate. There are looe0 t) 000 mere melee than females in the Unit'eci Stater. Alniost thne.. for another war. When 'woman suffrage comes . we ;shall probably have not only a purified,ballot but 11 perfumed one as well,, t • It is now possible to avoid giving a ste- reotyped • reply to the rnan who asks, "Is this hot enough for you? „ , . ... • ' " Grtice-Ilas Lord De Void paid you any atttntion? Rosalie -eV° ; Papa ' says he never paid a thing irehis life. It is saidsto bo pcssible to out down a growing tree and make it into paper ready for the printims press within • twenty-four hours. . The question "Are the winters growing " warmer? ' has' been eettled . by the weather itself. Ili has been oold enough to suit even the "oldest inhabitant." Ma,thers-People can say whab they like about Cookie's failure,t . He did all he could. • Lethere-s-Yes-did all he could to fail and then failed for all he could.' " Womeaa more than men swear by their daily remarks the Buffalo newspaper,' Enquirer. Bub swearing at his newspaper ' is, we hope, :strictly confined to the male sex. ' Christian ' missionarlea •in foreign lands ' • are sal ,so encoan r more in eir "a ' te ' trouble• tb • attempts to convert Mohammedans than • they wacouoter .With any other class Of blether (putting the bay out of the pan- tr d II • o times will I have to e -.- ow meaty mor telt you to keep out of the. preserve jar ? ma. S 11 boy (sobbing) -No more, mamma. They're all. gone. . " I went to make a strong comparison here,'' said the writer, " and el have used • deed as a' mummy, and dead hs Janus Cmsm several thins.. ' "Say dead as base- bail," suggested afriende , Wife -It see.nos to me your tailor dots not understand your figure.. Your elethea hang on you like a meel bag. H s el -n-l'an-L" Never mind, darling; he alwaes gives • ,• • , . . . me particular fits ween I don'S pay his MI!. . "Von know' that beautiful blind girl thee 1 have levee Do long e: "Yea" ", Well, I think I have reetered her sight." dyed don,e soy v, "yes, I proposed to her last ntghb and she said Ehe would see. . , " See that • team of horses, 'how nicely the o together, John Why can't' is man y g I . • .. . , end woman e pull tog ther hke that a " There's every reason, 'gay dear. Those horses owy have ane tongue between them?" ' 'A little Scotch boy, on being rescued by a' bystander from the river into whieh he had fali expressed heartfelt gratitude, - e 5{:3', ' ' What saying: 1 in so glad you got me out. a liekin' I wad have free my neither if I had been drowsed ! " - • . , M d I think Mrs. Winterbmom- y ear,we er move in oouse nex o had b tt ' t that b t a -a t e runs ys . o. ." h T '' h as soon as we can • Winter - Mrs.W Interbloorn-I heard bloom -Why? W .I om- hy 9 to -day that she had made a. New Year's resolution not to borrow any more from her neighbors.. . . . Ten girls in a composition class in a Cin- ati schonl were told by their teacher to cm!? • telegram ' . niches would be suitable write a., . . to send home in awe of a aadway accident . • . . , • while traveling. One of the ., girls wrote: " Dear Pana • Mamma is killed. :I am in h- • t n . . the refres neen room.' It has been stated that a barometer may . . . . b ' t be made by placing two iron ars a seveo and eight yards distance from • esah other, • and connecting them bymiinsulated wire on 'd d a telephoneA °nes? e.p.49 on the other. b d• t d twelve storm, it la said, may e pre ic e hours ahead through a.peculiar dead sound heard in the receiver. ' ' . $ - 1 k tCongress "1 understand,' road the sa oon eeper o the Rev. Dr. Firstly, "that you referred to 'in lace' as ntilded palace of sin ' in your y P "I believe. I did sermon yesterday?" ,, „ .. • .... make such a statement. . Well, sir, J. wish you would be more carefull You have . ted me The decoratioes in my misrepresented . ,4 // place are cherry and onyx. Christmas was so thoroughly celebrated in Atlanta, Ga that the jail was not able •:, • to hold all the drunks that were brought an , a ose by the police and th that were able to •go home and were to be trusted, had to te released on their promiee to report at the - gi • . • Court the next morning. One hura dred and twenty.five happy People were crammed into the jug, and they are said to have been the merriest set that ever found theinselveo in durance vile. . They were ell drunk, " 1 9 that 1 800 girls were graduated ee o . „ frnm the Boston Cooking Scheel last year. " ll'm 1 No wonder that the proprietors t d e . sia remedies et rich." of paten yap p g • 'Where lee Failed, He was posted on astrology. export in lathy- elegy, profound in paleontology and the secrets of the skies • tre Id ' ' t -Wile petmlogy' dilate on owl pre. 0 a . / •authropololy and clarify on zoology in a manner tre Y•wiele• • - 1 But nob eatisfied with running al the sciences and stunning every layman 45(ibli his curt- . fling he essayed the pate and shears, Then it Was his brain it failea him, and the dootore said, what ailed him was a lunacy that naileclblm in 4 confer twenty years sane minim& a lady had 260 girls from offiees Motets and factoriea to board during I'weeks' • ta 'Ali the end of the Iwo vaoa, 1013• . ,, , (summer she found that but nine of the num- bee knew how to male a bed, and Many of ., them inede it oaet t a Oy et, ever boaet, h t th "had n' ' Made a bed in their lives," „gays the New VOrk World : . Some did not even know whether a sheet or a blanket Should be pat A f• And 1, . ' ' . tid tit t ' I on re..tette wore no . ses 11 o gm re esent our eittottooeng but- ,siicli as aePa , . . .- s a ,wage 0mi:tete-girl's w , ho were boardets, pap iog EA, fair price end yet who were expected 0 leek° their ewn beide. Mothers had not stained them, There are hundr d f b -me he 0 e o ,• iutelligene girls of fifteen, sixteen, eighteeis And even older, who have never imwed aut. lo not hew whether a thimble should go els, their thumbor forefingers What Mod of wives iand methore are they to make? "Call hi cold weather ?" queries the Albany Rxpress. " Adam I In 1810 there easn't any nu/rimer at all and in 1817 only e beb.tailecl one. In 1842% or thereaboute- eholera yeier, enyhow-the ground froze so ,olid that the grave -diggers in New Hamp- ihire and Vermont dug temporary graves in ; he snow for epidemic victims, In 1850 there was snow in June rip North. Some time early in the eeventiee Henry Ward Beecher walked across the Beat River on an on brie ,., The e rn , • ..,,b, ,• . a .e yeast up in Or 6111 ' N th • /low x rk larinere plowed out the roads on e4aemetseuewt4iotfoeireeehesrueovvvraosn 8 kAltritkla 103nihru. nnTinhge Straaanki 00 November 5th. In the winter a 1880,1 there was aiejohing in southern New Jersey for a month, the Raritan was frozen for • skating right down to the bay. The kill was frozen • over. In the forenoon of March 12th, 1888, men and women, too, walked across another lame • , River ice bridge." ' ' .t Why don't you go home for your neon se • lunch . inquired the city man- "Becauito," • answered ' the suburbanite, 4'1 don't reach my offiee soon enough to be edit° to return home sufficiently early to get back again in time to start home for my dinner." "Your Paper said ' I was fined $5 and 0033t8 Testerday, and I want • a correction made,' Mid a caller to the editor. "What was ' wrong' about the statement l' Yon don't mean to say, .you were not fined? " "Why, sir, the fine was $10, not $5," ,. : De Smith -Is Ponsonby a bigamist? Travis -A bigamist I Well, I guess not I What made you think to ? De Smith -Oh, I don't know,y IthoughtI heard h' is 'wife telling homebody that Dr. Swindle'em's ,Weed tonic had made another woman of he r. One of Berlin's busy ;scientists proposes to produce aluminum at a coat of only four t d Th 1 Id t Id h men a a peeve . e main o wets o w es this wonderfully light metal can be advan• tageously applies makes this discovery, H it shall prove to be such, of vary great value to mankind. '. -aeMarnma," said little Willie, " I cannot ' • aid a lie, I took that. pie to feed &poem little, starving boy." " My darling, child," said his mother, "and did the poor little fellow eat it ?" "No'm. "Yon see, I couldn'tsee any starving' boy to eat it, eo I it ni self " ee 9 • . , Wife -Well, what do you think Johnny .wants now? Husband -I've no idea... Wiie -He wants me to teaso. you into buyirm him a bioyele. , Husband -Who has tried • ' • rat have bicycling inmself=Nonsense, he ea one. Tell him. to go up intiethe attic and fall down two of stairs. It will be just about' the mine thing and save me a . I hundred dollars. • ' .. , , .•, , 'Ono of the. hardest trials to endure philo- sephically is the Very common . redness mid played in evening dress. This maybe over - P • come in time by the following treatnaent.: Wash the arms ever ni ht in water as hot . Y g - as can be borne, with soap, and rub them vigorously with , a' nail ' brush. Dry on a b i e • a rough towel,. and ru n any p eferre re station of lyeerine, with rose water or um r i is quito a per, e . cPueP be jelly,.1until 't • 't b b d In a month the arms should be smooth and , white. • , Challenging Party's' Seeond (coming for- ward bastily)-My principal deeires ' me to' . es My' ii1W3 the distanee of only ten prime, for which You stipnlate gives your principal an f ' - adventage, "' - ' Ch 11 ed P t ' vantage sir. a, eng ar y-• nolair a . , . (speaking for himself) -In what • way, air 7 "He is s a large, fleshy mane and you are . extremely thin. . At thandistance you can hardly miss him, while it wOuld be about as difficult to bit you - at • ten paces as at twenty That a all right. Tihe hits , • ,,, , . , me his bullet will go out on the other side, and if my bullet hits him it ' won't go 'half- . way through. The thing, is about even. Tell him to take his place I' , "Too meny oranges .are .not wholesome - for any one who las a tendency to .gastric• trouble," says a physician. "Ib :is goner- elly supposed that oranges are particularly healthy;. and.in many families they are the , , . 'table,. regular concomitants of a breakfast parente thinking that they must necessarily • be wholesome, whereas in some came they . . injurious. . are positively One of my patients, b f th b td boy otwelve or erea on s, as. b had a severe attack of . stomach trouble every - •nter for several succeeding yeare-attenas ws ' . which I'coul .ne apparent cause, d find t ' forehocked untii.1 happened to find • out by accident, that ever year, about that time the family, received.a barrel of oranges from Florida upon the te ren • were a owe which had '. ' 11 d ts; , 1 • • • regale themse..ves freely. This was the whole trouble; oranges did not agree with , the child and when he ate them freely he was a . ill, 'Istopped tis eating them and he h e has .never had a recurrence of the tron le.aa • ' APPLICATIONS . e. DANDRUFF , , ' - - : GUARANTEED _ ,.. . ••••., ,...."...01.01....1,1..e........... . . ... .. .. THOROUGHLY REMOVES. Ite D. Th PAvEN• 'Tereeto, Trayenhstessaneer Agent. 0 P 2•• San Ase-emaksgisaporicatromvvvr sinful. (676111-41 -1'15:- rid: flulaz' ul 4:48frafTitUtuv:iftt i i u.' '14°71 Y14 'put :16 ara (IP e 'y 4 i promoted& visiteetworee. -- ) fiestome Fading hair ton original Color. CAAn4 tnEE.44 of hea . ,,.."'N., "”1,'Lf !•• ••••• Makesre Pr ohtimal eok.;81:3foic to/cirlil .14.;;,1 a b 1 e now Mime it Vesta. How little it ecets, if we give it a thought,: To make baPpY scene heart each dee ! ' rust, one kind word, or a tondee smile, As we g.1 op our daily way, Pe, obanee A look Will Fiance to clear The Weed:trona a neighberti face, And the press of a hand in sympethy• A sorrowful tear Went. Oue walke in aunlight, another goes AU wearily in the ehad!3 ;. ' One treads a, path that its fair aed smooth. another ;nest pray for aid, O'er were that are rough with stumbling St01106, Where the tired feet go slow, one sees with eyes which are glad and, bright, ' Anotherwith tears cderfloW. We pass 0' es tl • days go b But weesiiilae;' lel as t' • by, We who are 0111(114y, h one tolice r t___ _ . o vv,i our own eon eat ti ow much our neighbors may need, , Can t we Step to gave JIIIit a kindIV 811111% Or a tender word or so? or only a glence of men th „. . pa y Which might to some sad heart go/ And kindle therein a glow of trash And dry the falling team, And help sweet faith to revive again In the place of grief arid fears ? It costs so little! I wonder why We give it so little thought! A smim-kind words -a glance -a touch ! What magic with them is wrought. ---•--- Those tough little breadwinners, the sparrows, find °moths of comfort scarce. " Jones is a very generous ' man," mid Smith. " Hes alvs aye giving himself awag." : . Ono eould stand some men "going off in a flight of eloquence " if it would only take them out of bearing. . A meg will have faith, hi, 1 he rgoodoemi of , • the • world me loeg as he has faith in the goodness of one woman, „ ,' Chicago saloon keepers are [dill in aePord vvith chereh people in. demanding the elose of the woriew•Weir Sundey. . . He (just engaged a -aa don't think you. kiss with The same earnestness and abandon that other girls do. ' She-DOn't you think so ? , Why, ether men say do. 1 ' ' Miss Flutter -Do you find , your Aloes more seasfactery when von have them made . to order -Mies Pinch -7.0h, . dear yes, for I 'always have them roarked.No. 2. "15 is a great pity to let it go to weste," said the telephone gix 1. " What?" "The language that gobs oVer the wire.. You could run an eleetrie light with it." ' "Von knew Tegphee, the' great corpora- .. tion lawyer ? Well, tineves broke bete his home. lest eight." "Aad did they get' away with Much ?" "V -with their lives.n '• Mr. Geigson-I wonder what old General Bulleelowd ,esein see he that 'odiously made- up Blared, ' Dupuis ? ' Mira Golightly- Oh, the old we -1 eone likes the Innen of powder, I euees ' es ' • ' . : ' It was unclouletedly in this sort of weather that the Wan in the moon, coming down too sem, bad itie burning 'advert- , tura with freien uorrid :s Lb tur ry . hes as 0, u .Ie rhyme loroolelms. . ' . "So your wife • barged you to give ,tip "1 said I would give up smoking if she would give up. shopping.,,-" So you din . . smoke ? " I still smoke." NI S • Deal -A " 1- 3 I. r. gutless a - mast never s as. s anything bat he lives to regret it. Mr. Hen- , peek -1 on're a rong'. there, my. boy. Didn't you ever steal a kns from your girl in ycirr youoger days? D . S. -Yee, old • man, 1 but didn't I marry the girl ? , "One strong Poiat abont this :broom," •. 41 g , • ' ' le the handle.mad "a a themew, . ' It's ' e of tough, seaeoned wood,. You could knock e Man down. esithis, and. ruot break, it" "I thiek," observed Mr. Pripet:clue, timidly, Id refer ore wis h a sine harrthe if " 1 VNII P • , • I , D,., . you pleam." • . Mess Mr/aeon-This up hill travelling is •:eery tiresome, isn't it, Harry? Henry-- 'Yes,. mamma '; am) it makes the loComotive very tired. Mrs. Morrison -How do you ,_ • rr , tr•A, b 1 enow; my mon? A21.0/31y-- ., ay, manse • cen !ell ay the wav it puffs hod blows that it is all out of breath • , • A violet g.r1 was a t 1 e t i 1, II Pre tYne.-13-1- sn, e -3,,-:' room the olber evening. oser Wnlie SIIII gown had eleev s of viol velvet, -with the -- ---- e - • - - et upperpart of the corsage eonappeed entarely of violate so cunningly. . seemed with the veritv.ble violet odor that the illusion was very effective -New 'York Tri6une. . • Gen. Butler's brain in faaud to have been perhaps the heaviest on sword. ..But its .. posisessor never found its weight a sermue , . a . . handocap when , politic:el expediency urge: ie bine to a change in the dtrection of his t 1 fo was ' The metal was, in 2 .' deed men -e r ' - ' • ' wonderfully quiek in.flank movements with en Intellects • . Rev,'D' C IF f bl " N York . r. erre , o to Now Independent," who had charge of the, corn- pilation of religioes ' statistics for the , eonsuit of 1890, sta.ted at a public Meeting in New York a few evenings 'since that ' • ' " tvhere lobe population showed an increase of a little • more, ' that 24 par cent. the increase . in • mem e , ' * b rshirg in the different Chriseian deneminations was 42 per cent." . es, • LT k 1 ' ' f H - h bad %amen 1 rao a anx, o awan, aos , a, stramge exper . . Immo Her husband was a Dalmatian °aimed. DwniniaO, and 13inee. ins death, which occurred in 1091,she ,has made , ff t + d' hat relatives s.renuons e or es ..o , iscovem i., Many members' Of his family have been found, and 'among them his lawful wife, whorni be " had married in Darnatie and who mew alike to be deularedthe legitimate , .. . heir to hie property. • Widows esho un der- take to him up the relatives of their , bus- bands run the risk of finding one too many. , Its wait considered a remerkeble eircum- stance when Franklin caught lightning, but '5'e the most .' common thing in the world ' , • e • for a club man to go home ni the morning ad 4 t catch thunder." " Will you chop me some wood if I give you you' brealafeetr she asked. "Madam," he replied, " rd like tor %lige yer. , But thin t or sow 1 a me. ' • ' ' f . i e ter 'tempt ter teller in the footsteps of Gltidstone or George Wash-. ingtora , . . : • "What a mendacious duffer you Are, Phibbs I" said Dibbs. ' " You said this was an orphan asylum, instead of which 11 18 an ' home." " Well, you go in and old marl 8 3' look for an old mem who isn't an orphan. You won't find hint" Willie Nolan -I wiela you would give Me a geed licking now. Teaoher,-Why; Willie what have you done? Williee Nolan- - . • . e . • - • • Nothm ; but there's gem to be a circus in . oe town to-InTralv.9 eou' I I'Veal6 t° °32PY " without a diottirbing thought. Dukano- yo T. 1 Don't ii find m JUIrd a very mild man? Gasveell-Very 1 I think he must have worked a week siti motorman . • ori an e ett no oar. • 1 - t ' ' "I didn't see anything funny in the story • Shat fellowust told. What made yeettlaimh so over it?" ii po yeti linoor wlio he iti f" "No. se,. . e ..Iii) g4 ru, # 0 th head ct Yr." la ne e ea 0 e , our thin." • . Y ' 'that ' MI ' ld 'go to oit all agree oh ten Shen , , Sileday tichoolo but bow tob,Dy grown people' go to Sunday eehool / It is the old iitOry Of a expecting °theta to be good, while yen does y please.' -' - °Mil raastosie ia an ' ; ' ' g an -mpurer 1.• o. -1'4 11 - -- 4. -1.-- - -"Elrin ' . ' W.0' desaod 've ,,LLIOMV the Secret Of his remarkable ,mental swid PhYsieril aetiVity, . , '''''.• .. ''' emostesd se eoere tie tslayestmer aa. while been.ehown ' 1,•‘ , wee• in us lo eo 0 regelate • , wd, s t arafeee ow, •eserg goo ,nes ones+ vey en seernIM‘)ahyndtha. to c a I e b ' 1,,, , lives thath yesere Our Plias One or vegetame by their In viats or CO., rev p„,,,,, iliaiiii ... V..' ' w , auph Lastress ei . their gmet m owing , R a 0 ,...., t s cell 0 the htdt 1 se. ese te thee., ermaiew .00 xr el. warn will a ita Le e 4^ is w ge ' b pills cute it . aovervmsl nlltmnab re and gentle ae ..* at 25 , • •- senthy e . York. e„„it INA, kligall lititil . ., . . . A. BOHE1VHAN IVIINE HORROR. CARTER'S r('"irriligi te-f, .' a ..---,:••,arth.e.-{tio, al . ilik Et 'I, PILLS. litansains An Explosion on Calms the Death of Eighty and Iihres Many, ___ SEVERAL KILLED IN TELE CAGE. A Vienna cable. eays : The accident in the Fortsch i itt mane was far more serieue than the reports this afternoon indiceted. De. speatches from Dust to -night say that eighty miners were killed and scores were injured. The exploeion hapPened this morning when the shifts were changing. A cage full of , miners had been lowei ed half-vsay clown the :she.% when • the ground trembled, a leud rumbling report was heard, and the cable attached to the cage gave 211011 a lurch that the lowering machinery broke. A ruth of asiorunadnedofdcuraatshfirn°gintimthbeersP, i'at'nsd mth°entehriestheef the men in the page gave warning to the men above of the extent of the disaster. Help was summoned, ' the machinery was repaired after a delay of half an hour, and .the cage ,wits raised. • Ten of tbe occupants had been killed by the shook, ten 'hal suf- fered fractures from. which they ea,rfloot • recover, five who ' had broken • limbs anJ nd Internet • i 'tides will . live. . They heel beep half suffocated by the gas rising in ,. the shaft, and 'said that no man could live below. An 'hour later the - • 'euperintendent of the mine and five miners . we down in the cage • 'hey ore una le nt. 1 w b to go more than 100 yards from the shaft into the eller ,but the found. 14 dead . 6' 310-t. boa..., t the men who were wai ing for the cage ten bad been killed and 40 had been par ia y .clus e y,. im era b t• 11 • h d •b failingt' b • '• • or half suffocated be, the rout air. A short distance from the shaf tthe superintendent found four bodies which . had been crushed beyond recognition by a falling beam, The bodies and the injured were taken to the top, where .the whole mining. settlement had gathered to watch the work of rescue. The . men who had been . brought up from th p bottom said That a few minutes after the explosions they had 'heard cries and groans from the mouth of the gallery about 300 yards from the shaft. There was heavy timber work at that place. and they believe . . . that the men in this gallery had been im- . d b th failing-- beams.Th prnione y e. . They believed that some 40 men• bad been at • work there. Shortly before ,the cage came down the said the oriels ceased ' y' . Another rescue party went down at once, and after three ' of them had been carried penetrated the entrance of the gallery. The entrance was e°MP 13 1 tel blocked b th 'wrecked vy e • woodwork. The rescueyparty 'could see several deed bodies on the other side of the . , timbers, but were unable to get at them, and . returned to the top empty-han e . t is e- cld I•la1 tiered that all the men in the Tillery were . . . suffocated or killed by the shoe of the ex- plosion. Twelve miners who . worked in the extreme interior .of the mine on the night shift and had not started fors the ' • • on as them 'companions are also shaft so so , . , , :believed to be•desd, . Despite the apparent hopelessness of the situation, a rescue party • is 'still in the mine, and thousands have gathered at the pit's mouth. When ' the extent of the disaster becameknown the women of the dead men's families attempted to mob . the mine officials, Emus- itig them of carelessness in the management o e mine an o indifference . es f th ' d f to the fate of their husbands and brothers below. The mine officials sent to Dax . for police, . and three companies of soldiers are camped in the fields around the pit's mouth to -night. The miners' families are still at watch, and probably • will reit:Min in the fields all night the inelemenoy of the weather. • Sdeptir'Hoe aa dba4ith:eu egezinese eaft4g Pain reinat6ble lair? detiebe, (many tyglyPogenetgeddar= stimulate Even it they 't • Ache they eeho starer eittefortunetelY nee and these little they well net But aner all , is the bane we make our while others CARTER'S andsvery easy a dose. They not gripe or please all who Eve for $1. eARMIlli i WI Ball, /all . • t Ise n:44d:rte:1 Nausea, in the success 1.'4 , yet Carmen's va mable he liver only e voald from., hese pine yelp)* .bp sick of so great do not. LITTLE to are purge, nee Sold tilltIMITE Q..11 iJalall Drowse:ease_ Side, has Anti ,ed cur " 1 h Vim . bee r woe wiag is . many boast. LIVER take, strictly but 'thein. everywhere, • She , A dences case . wise , • things that • his.trusted the identity b ecause t so o . There • her lord's head after alhpovverful. mote. her as to Uplift knowledge Ililif H° 13 e . wiling his.confidence. Don't fortable when pain. doing an untruth future trutb; Marion thivgs, afford respeoe." to to the -Chicago WilhelnW-Caprivi, Biernarek Caprivi , give conundrums. • Wilhelm given Hal Caprivi dead " Isn't h' health isIs "No. money 'A James CambB pe,o Company, accident. been , Cara Toronto. Montreal . Firsb Second Robbin' 1 ate a fallue ' life. they hind a man suspicious , tlx' doctor hose." - F• big Billy you oughter•see bey -Gib Seeond catch CONFME Should tactful from f drivingth oe husband as well only h e do.• was in token hd co a • Woman husband's her , own, and ' " ° ; not as no to think white you . It you reference. even Harland, writes to lose ' man, is -Your , it up. '' up active ha 1 silence) be wife her will 1 as by lettieg friend ' the was a time feet and up . ' help o the ffactorsb'h• t b right rag give, it think is a plant is not - if to your This for &reread, IN YOUR WIFE. Partner in Al . demand cent 't would b won e o them in sn:ta - t• appreme, in . , feel that she : e f re u.a c him- '11 d I an wi e ( . ' ' wife knelt i instep on bs and .foreve II • a e a -win a in an age r now. She eel as we by his di an intelliger io enter in 1 ' Of his Nvi; neo than he : • he 'can give : ' tell little con than the trut cause he By 8 her heart, an to keep fa respect ill a he, never other helpfu can bette love than yi. when apphei both ways — a Trusted Affairs. will not •• us an -I b b d horse . ' h twater-but freely give . • in great ones, . his wife - ' ht can e . make gave up inn:tarrying she her master hd when the. placed his of submission o him as th' Os But that was . is s muter faults, and stands him by w blind -dein' oe to demand and the best is better to lies rather the latter would mistaken kindnese. distrust in a good thing . One • can •• it hurts; among women : "Von husband's is equally true good rules work , How the link Quaker Swore. • , Two Quaker children were one day play - .n . - . I together . and suddenly they began to g dispute. ene, especially, grew angry, and . sai passto a a . ' n t ly • ' • ' . If thee doesn't take care rn. swear at. • „ 3 , thee ! • , „ ' Oh, oh ! cried the second, too much to say more. "I Will. Oh thee little you, th !" _ , . eo . - Youth s uompanzon. Overheard In Berlin. . why is it plain tha himself no longer? Imperial Royal Highness . I never was muel good a • • -Because, now that he lass life, , he isn't Bizzy. See ' (suddenly, after three minotes -Ha ! ha ! Wise Reads on Young Shoulders. "I know why the: doctor brought that • e e • little baby, said a 5•yesaaold the other day to her mother. • "And. by did, the dootor bring the . , g baby ?" was asked. ' "'Cause it cries so. much he didtini want o ee a i se , was e t k 't himself," If " s th reply, p Business Before Plenum. your husband going to Florida fo: win er th' ' t V • I persuaded him to invest tie in insurance on hie life." . Car et manufactarersare p duty on American cheaper class. • Three men the ante S yesterday morning. • Associate •States Supreme adjourned A despatch nitely decided oeed Lord Stanley n„,,...i. --...„---- '• . 1.519V• David Baptist denomination , died mimes,. fie Id, N. B., - Arch. McLean G. T. R. at moved to the cover are entertained. Y , The annual Justice shows ceived in the year, a decrease preview] year., H X E. H. killing of Thoma Ines and who ' surrendered again in Buffaki W McKnight ',.n. rested yeetterday Hanover, on brought 'before 'Walkerton a , . Monday for The people . west collet of malignant says the apread knee are due people, who for the last The tecent Herbertth that a, pointments that of second militias is looked ' ' t - mon as in en wine oat. tot • talions, , . asking a heavier . t . f th tapestry carpe e o e werey a co mum. on killed b 11 - I' Road,3/111 dal 111 te near i s , e, ., , , Justice Lamar, oe o ' th United Court, is dead. yesterday as a mark of respect, h London aaye it is defi- from Y . that Lord Aberdeen will sue- as Governor-General of Crandall, a father of the in the Maritime Pro. on nig a Monday• ht t Spring- aged 98. • was badly crushed on the Toronto last night, and was re. hospital. Hopes for his re- . • report of the Department of that 387 convicts were, re- • . .. penitentiaries eluting the past of 27 aompa.red with the . e y, in los e a a a o or e 11 • Si•tdtBffl f 'th a Hennigan, Of St. Cattier- was released oh bail, haii been h. - is now her is bondsmen, andP jail. , of Bentinck, was ar- . , - - .1 , . by Constable Bernie, or a charge of bigamy. and was Police Magistrate Robbie of lid'ivas remanded till next . examination.• of Tory Ireland Off the north- . - a . . of Ireland, are aying ny dozene includes, A cable despatoh of the disease and its vim. to the wretchedness of the have been 'suffering from femine two months. . ' • ' ' order termed by Major-General f tn.. n' '8'0 el a •• n a re co Orem. i a , p bp Made to it higher grade these lieutenant in the Canadian ,upon. by Ottawa military' d d t ' ' ' I' I 13 1 .6 e o Seriene y hamr, 1 not existence all the rural bat- ' The Good Goy. Dr. Babas (collaring the victima-Ab, . . . , ha, you little. rascal. So you are the boy who has been ringing my night bell, are , , . you? , .. , Tommie Tompkins -N -no, sir; it was that bad by, Georgie Smythe.: 1.-I just • ' • e ' e. rung it this time to tail you about it I" • despatch from Arkansas ,states the' Bell Campbell, ton . of Mr. Johi of CanadaM Meat V e ea ac inj was killed yesterday in a trap . No further patticuletts have yk obtained. Mr. Campbell was but .21 f age and , had one . west frau a at) a g b The remains are to ebroughtte for burial. • . • Burglar -How ye gittitd on ' Burglar -Bully ! Dein' firs' 'rate. doctors now: I jus' ring th' hel: t night ' tll ' M A t b'lt • an e em Mrs. a or 1 a ) ' ' • ) , in a faint an they mus run far he "Then doge knock 'em down w'ea come out ?" " Bah 1 You're 'way, be the times. Quick as a pliceman sate runnin' et night he. arrests Ine as i character. I wait till they gral , - an' then I go in an r , 11 Ira boy- hear youa g 't b • 1 he - had ff ht wit) , B„eiy. Second boy -Yes, ani me make him runi First out; you make Billy Badly run' boy -Yes, ,I did, but he couldn'l Me ' ' A. Double toss. Smith -What's the matter' , old boy ? You look blue. . Brown-I'vejust 1 t th ' I os my mo er-m- am. "1 didn't know you had one."' "Nor have I.. I thought I was going , to, though, but Clara thinks otherwise." ' stow ise BefuSed. Mrs. Hicke -You know how badly 1 need a new gown, dear; won't you give me a cheque to day? ' Hicks -If , there is one person in the world I cordially detest, it ts an autograph fiend. • 1121 said h iM JOsephEOpes who wee for several , years Sir John lVfacdona ld's private secretary. and is now Aasistant , .... . Secretary to the Privy ounce, , 8 ort y C •1will h I b lilted Deputy' Minister ' of Marine e aPir, . . , , and Fisheries', and that Mr. William Smith, present e u mster will be auper. thed • t Ali ' -. 'I . ' a " P Y 1 P animated A special from Anderton, Ind,, , says a few minutes before 19 o'olook hist night a -, . , ,. . . . . , ., terrine eapiesion or natural gas wrecked .e. . - ,,, ,, . , the ivational Exchange Dank, located ni the new Dixey Hotel. The fire spread and the entire hIneh was threatened with idealize. tion 15 ifi thought two narsons are buried i,„ ' ,,,„,4„,, - - "" the '''"'"'''' Sill OW S . ,, gni 4 tv, . 1 C sill °TRIO . C LIRE, .. . This' GREAT COUGH CURE, this sue - c s ful CONSUMPTION CURE, is without' .e. s 11 1 'h' f l' ' All a pare e in the history o . me( mine. druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos. hitt guarentee, e test that no ether ohm can au . ecessfully stand. If you intVa a Cough, , ore ma , or , tom, n is, t,,c I , in, i vo 8 ' Tii • ' i 11 '4Y ' •"" 't i • 't .11 . cure 75u. If ye:it dill lies the ;..aetta or 1,Vhoephig Cough, 018 it prOMptiy, and rag' is sum /1 you algae teal •insidiees diset1,8e. . 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