The Goderich Signal-Star, 1970-06-04, Page 3M
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BY G. Mack.EOD . ROSS
should ee ee
Ii', Iever l av thee
Godericb, it would certainly be
in winter, but What a trip!
Ahlios,,t torrential rain every
driving day to South Carolina.
We left Charlie in •tears, which
made the parting harder, In any
case he . had eyed us
reproachfully from the . first
appearance of the suit eases.
The Rochester N,Y. papers
say-, the number, of U.S.
• deserters, given sanctuary in
Canada is on the increase. A pity
we cannot find a better test for
immigrants than renunciation of
obligation to their own country.
pidn't Stephan Decatur propose
a toast in Norfolk, Virginia in
1816: "Out Country, right or
wrong!"
The U.S. Customs dealt,.
harshly with the two car -loads
preceding us. Searched their
trunks thoroughly and then sent
them to their rooma This only.
served to recall some amusing
stories of the Customs 'of
yesteryear at Windsor. „
Q. What `is your nationality?
A. Scots.
Q. Where were you born? A.
London.
Q. How can you be Scotch
and born in London?
A. When a cat has kittens in
the oven, they're not biscuits!
An Immigration officer on the
Detroit side: "You haff an
accent". Reply by an elderly
Scottish lady: "So half you!"
• During Prohibition (in the
Canadian
u'
U.S,- of course. an, ,
• politicians are so liberally
Minded) the problem constantly
arose: How . to smuggle enough
liquor over the border to East the •
whole -holiday in Anierica. On
one occasion the' solution was
that Mrs. °T.....was carried over ,
on . a stretcher; with bottles •
packed all round 'her, by her son.
No, no. She was not malingering.
Site was really ill: ' "
Passing • the Tioga Boar
, `rlunting, Reserve, I promised
my&self again an investigation "in
depth" into this anomaly.
, Somebody else boasts: "We.
make money ,on garbage," and:
we run into beautiful downtown
Cohocton.
Lunch - at Howard Johnson's
Camp Hill refectory where they
have run' out of milk. It's Good
• Friday --even so, what a contrast
to the Holiday House's which
have a monopoly on the New
York Thruway -no relation to.
Holiday Inns of course. Oh what
a fall was there my Countrymen!
Civilisation was recaptured in
WASHINGTON, D.C. where
stands the fireplace which Lord
Amherst was `given by the
"People of England in
appreciation , of his victories in
North America" in the mid 18th
Century. First' installed in his
home in Sevenoaks, Kent, he
• brought it with him to Montreal.
It iso built in Siena marble which
must have been the rage at that
period, for the same material
appears in Tryon Palace, New
Bern, N.C.
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A night in WashingtOn, oh, the direction contrary to norinalityy outlined, with ,low bob, hedges
right bank f the Potomac, With But youtook warning, You and filled with massed tulips.
e above,•acke R, ()lir emergenc and the rice flats i o,e
lets co,� in, an+gh s p �'�' Beyond, , � p
making dayand night hideous, plumbing kit and with a little kit gradually towards the rave. And
Surprisingly for a pretentious, - of luek, eau 'tune' the several just as we leave to r+s"Uirnn a fine
motel; no bellhops, not even' lin `services,' which neglect has Vee -formation of confident
one of the 57 colours available, brought to such a sorry pass. Canada geese fly north, after a
W a s h i n g t o n is s p e It Add don't forget. Had you not cold winter south, oblivious to
H - 0 - in • myt, got a reservation here, you might the awful weather awaiting them
estimation, Lobster, Bluepoints have been forced .to drive 10 in their homeland:
and Lowenbrau and though I miles further south, where not
first saW this restaulrant-in 1942, ° just a plumber's certificate was
its shadow ever increases. 1500 necessary to your . comfort, but
people are constantly seated and that of a master electrician, as
expeditiously served by well.
everrsmiling girls. A triumph of Easter Sunday -And a- great
catering in , a world where P hunt to find the church, because
quality seems forever on the of a plethora of one-way streets,.
downgrade. • • ' so that, you must cruise far
Saturday to the National up -stream on the One:Way Up
Cathedral, hoping to see and Street, so as not to miss the
photograph some of the Easter • church on. the One -Way Down
decorations, but" we were too ' Street. However we found it in
early. A small army of time and it was refreshing to
well -tested voluntary- find that they spoke the same
flower -arrangers is employed; language as that which we had
the whole master -minded by a known from birth. There were
high command which decides in no guitars. The altar wasnoton
great detail what flowers will be rollers, so . that , it might be
used and in what quantity, for moved to any quarter of the
each altar, chapel shrine, and church. It was all refreshingly
statue. For example the lady . mediaeval. And no one seemed
from Utah allotted to the , the worse for it.
Washington Statue was given. In the South the ecumenical
buckets of purple stocks and _ virus seems to have been assessed
orange althea which she arranged at its real value and heed is given
into a bee -hive shaped wire cage' to the teaching of history in
filled -with oasis blocks. As for such matters. - It seems to be
the Cathedral itself, they are still - universally recognised that for
building on more and more, for the few to meddle with the long
the master plan is far from established spiritual, beliefs of subsequently returned to
complete. the many, results in schism, not Liverpool to join a shipping
On thb road again with lunch unity and that it takes longer firm. A' later arrival was an Qld
at, a HoJo at Petersburg; Va. than one short lifetime for the- Lerpolian, . in the person; of
perhaps the birthplace -of -trench -.hope-for evolutLo.n to become Rishop.::,Stopford, -Bishop. of
warfare, for her.during'the Civil effective. London, in whose diocese South
War, this form of warfare held ,After that we drove on to the Carolina used to- be. The local
things up for 10 months. beautifully sited Holiday Inn .on press says of him: "Educated at
MYRTLE BEACH
Arrived at Dunes Village we
:meet disappointment '`head on,
for . Twisty, the old 'English
Sheepdog, a most..consciehtious
visitor here, will take his 'family
"elsewhere" this ° year. There
ensued something of a hiatus.
Our Washington ' correspondent.
'returned, whilst we relapsed into
two weeks of respiratory
complaint. Meanwhile in Charles
Towne the Tri -Centennial
Celebrations opened for a, week,
each day named -in honour of
one of the Lords Proprietors, the
original grantees of the Carolinas
from King Charles. It -sounded
like "The Stately Homes of
England." Lord Albermarle,
Lord Ashley, Lord Berkeley and
Lord Craven. Added to whom
were Clarendon, Carteret, Sir W.
Berkeley and Sir John Colleton.
Lt. Genl. Eric N. Goddard
brought out his wife from
.England, whose Huguenot
ancestor, Prioleau, arrived in the
Carolinas in 4685 and
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the Neuse River at' New Bern,Liverpool College, Oxford" but
- ROCKY MOUNT, N.C. ` N.C. A little bit of Switzerland. an old alumnus of the College
It is always hard to determine The attraction here is . the assures yob. _ it is situated in
why one place should be . reconstructed Tryon Palace; the _Liverpool.
favoured ' as a stopping place little bit of England, recalled This year we elected for a
more than another and Rocky • from the 18th century, for here -ground floor 'apartment. Some
Mount is one of the many spots you will find, compressed into very - strange noises emanate
where failure to reserve has very few acres, --all the from on high, while after 7 a.m.
resulted' in tears on previot�"footprints of the Lion," all so sleep is impossible because at
occasions. You can usually tell'lovingly restored bythe children this, the golf tournament season,
how the interior economy of the of the men who became rebels Myrtle Beach is plagued with the
hostelry fares from the people i nspite of -themselves. "Package Golfer" who is firmly
behind the desk.`' However to Everywhere you roam there are of the persuasion that the Earth
give instruction in all the' signs bits of England over which to belongs- him alone. This
and portents must be reserved trip. The red sandstone steps 13,
to
for,,,,,Adult Education, Course at ' from St Bees, Cumberland in the I
th G.D.C.I. commencing July Lake District; the Siena marble
1999, •. . fireplaces; the views of
You have been 'warned before Twickenham; the "Cat" by the
of the man in the inner sanctum fire to hold plates to be warmed;
who bends, with hooded eyes, the puzzle jug which pours froth
,like a croupier, over his account a hidden spout and dousesAhe
book. He sees no customer; unsuspecting pourer. There :was
hears no customer;, . feels no • lots 'of slapstick in 18th Century
customer; smells no customer. If England. Finally an original wig
you spot his ilk, do not be stand, which suddenly, , in the
surprised that the `heat' is 20th century, has appeared in
`uncontrollable.' That after 9.50 every lady's boudoir! They are
p.m. no -hot water emerges from identical. . No hint of any
the taps.• That one hot tap seems improvement here.
to have a frog in its throat, and, ' Outside are the ' formal
like the camel, makes water 'in a gardens; the variformed beds,
SENSATIONAL
END -OF -SEASON.
SALE
icero
hostelry has the local reputation
forbeing the ` best run in the.
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area. Mei Bot. .
pleased leased with
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his bookings, and' for the first
time in my experience, the "NO
VACANCY" • sign is pasted on
the door. He complains that his
'Pitch and Putt course costs
$6000 per year to maintain,
while the plot is valuied at
$400,000. Should he build
additional accommodation on it
and, scrap the P. and. P.? Today's'
major problem:., How 1» protect.
your capital.' Btlt he " should °
worry! lie hasn't met qur laentle
Ben yet: and only fears that
Myrtle Beach. may become a
second Atlantic City.
,. We are fortunate to meet the --
daughter of a friend'. about to
return to Hong .Kong, which
enables a check on the ravages of
46 years of time to the Peak,
Repulse Bay and Canton.
0 b servation's ; along the
highway. The Volkswagen'still is
without brakes, surely a subject
for investigation by Nader.
Yesterday we actually- passed a
Volkswagen on Hiway 17.
Obviously they're slipping!
APPO LO 13
April 11th Apollo ' 13 .blasted✓
off;? a product of the "Religion
of Cooperation" which is Cape
Kennedy, with Willy Brandt and
4500 wIthers as spectators. The
most eourageous recovery by the
crew after such a dire material
failure produced some notable
statements.: "Adversity
introduces Man to Himself ' and,
• "it brought out the- special
qualities of man which we rely'
upon -when the -machine fails".
While the thermometer hit the
80 . mark at last there - was
another entry, in the '"How
tactless can you be
Department?" Beat this if you.
can. Julie Nixon proudly shows
the visiting Duke of Windsor a:
souvenir mug "commemorating"
his Coronation! Fortunately it
was displayed upstairs -with the
family -and the grape - was still
• crimson. However a runner-up
arrived in the same department.
•A postal,. frank by a Columbia,
. S.C. firm which read: "General
No. .
Sherman visited here. Why not
you?" But talking about.;p.ostal
franks this weks bisenit
goest•o
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none other than'the Goderich
Post Office for a letter ,received,
in Myrtle Beach on the '15th
April but franked 570.111, April
21st. Both 1970.
For the •Charleston,
Tercentennial 04004100
effigies Were set up* at co
of vil° :War'
t
vantage
points*:: ts: . �;
soldiers, Unfortunately. they
were dressed in Union uniforms:;!
Result: errai ve '' red faces*:
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