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DEAR ANN LANDERS:
-Please tell me alcohol makes a
mai,,, se*ier or- less sexy:What I
am trying t say is does a man
perform better sexually when he
is tinder the influence of alcohol?
I have 'heard conflicting reports
and would like to know the truth.
'°-- VINO LA DIFFERENCE
DEAR VINO: One of 'the
tricky things about booze is that
it makes marl believe lie is capable
' of all things. , This does not
necessarily mean he is. ° .F
• Not all males react to` iquor in
the. same way. Some become loud
and boisterous: Others go to sleep
:." or . pass out. The ' shy guy
`sometimes finds "liquid courage"
a help in overcoming, his
inhibitions. But the experts say,
in most instances, liquor and •sex
do not mix. While alcohol often
increases the desire it tends to
hinder the performance.
DEAR•ANN LANDERS: °I am
a clergyman whose high regard
for your counsel is evidenced by
,this letter. My problem • is
personal but one which is shared
by hundreds, if not thousands, of
my colleagues.
{; .:..:•: - ...�:,. : <u< w•:>:. ;:.: :::::...:,.x . ! great many women have
This chubby darling is Paul, 14 months old. Of Italian, taken *to needlework. eedleork. My° own
Enrglish and Jewish descent, he has big blue eyes, long dark wife is among those who, carry
.lashes and light brown hair. Ile is in good 'health except for satchels . hand large handbags
occasional eczema which is easily controlled by medication. • stuffed with, yarn, needles,
At 'the* moment eggs and oranges are being kept out. of his unfinished pillows, samplers and
diet. what -have -you, I heartily approve
Paul is an active boy who likes to be on the go. Crawling of needlework and have seen
is faster than walking for hind so far. Ile 'makes friends some highly artistic uBut
please, ladies -- not in church and
quickly wit.h children. but takes a little time to feel easy not during lectures.
avith strange. -adults and new surroundings. Needlew.oxkis..fne: ►helione.:is�
�. s. enr� 3ittle' €teiii have' i�' o :to mcg► one ,snot • :exxeeted: -moo give ,:his, .y_
-_,..-.,-,-4,---,,, :somillecause dsloste arentsewv-rnoviwg. ut, u : the coup r....—nndivideti°:alte'ntimf.zThe-speaker
"pulpit," Anil. This was$ to a sense
a reciprocal arrangement since 1
remember so well the evening five' •
years ago when you occupied
mine. ,Sincerely,
ANONYMOUS, PLEASE • •
DEAR A,P.: Thank, you for
saying, something that needed to.
be said. As a, speaker who has
faced • a: number of audiences, I•
agree wholeheartedly.
DEAR, •ANN LANDERS:
Whenever I read a •letter in your
column from a.girl who writes to
say is.going, to°marry a fellow •
who' has just one little fault -like
he drinks too much, or he is tight
with money, or he can't hold a '
job; or he loses his temper once in
a while and slaps her around --- I
wish I had the nitwit's telephone
• number. I'd call her up and tell
her not .to be a fool.
I married a roan who had "one
little fault." He was a Mamma's
boy. I was sure I could change
him, too. I' should have ,called off
the wedding when'he : invited. his
Mamma along on our honeymoon
because„itnitad been six years since
she'd been on a .trip. Please tell
the girls if . they aren't willing to
• accept a guy as he IS, to pass hire
Martitige never improved
anybody.; During courtship a man
always tries to show his best side.
;Any changes after marriage are
• usually for the worse. SEEN IT
• HAPPEN
DEAR SEEN IT: You're so
right. I've seen it happen too.
A DISCARDED
REFRIGERATOR
OR FREEZER
CAN BE A
PAN6EI2OUS'
TRAP
FOR CHILPREN
AT PLAY
V
can pine?
7
If someone suddenly asks
you to make a television ap,
Pearance, take my advice.
Don't. Not unless you can talk
with lucidity, „intelligence and
wit, arid have some profession.
al advice.
I went on, Tis recently and it
was pitiful. At least, according
, to my wife. + I thought •I was
pretty good, seeing that we.
had no script,'lousy equipment,
110 rehearsal, and everybody in-
-volved, including 'the techni-
cians, was, strictly an,'ailateur.
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s+•
try. The Children's Aid Society hopes he* will be adopted
quickly so this sometimes -timid child will have only one.
move to a loving permanent home.
-�---• T.o.„inquire about ' adopting Paul please write to Today's
Child, Department of Social and Family Services, Parliament
Buildings, Toronto 182. For general adoption information
ask your Children's Aid Society. -
• JamesRichardsofl & Sons Ltd
-Serving The Fled ' Deale'rs of Western 'Ontario
PHONE 524-8388, GODERICH
often works hard and long on his
message and when he looks•out at .
his 'audience and sees women
threading needles and untangling
yarn -he_ is demoralized ' at the
outset.
Ii has been said that the eyes-
ate "the ' windows of the soul.
'When the eyes are on needlepoint
and not on the speaker, he feels a
serious loss of contact.
Thank you- forthe
opportunity to occupy your
CFH• C
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FROM uN,,.uGEv n
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Kim was watching, and she
thought I was the best, too,
which only goes to show you:._
(She confided to my wife, in
private, that I seemed bored.
And I was.) '44
But my wife kept up a run-
ning
fire of comment "you look
terribly thin. You were the
grayest 'one there. Why didn't
you , speak up? There, was no
humor, at all. Why did you
slump in- your chair like' a wet
rag? You put your hand. over
you mouth once. What a dull
program "
I think she expected a com-
binatioit of Fred Davis, Pierre
Berton, Walter Cronkite and
Johnny Carson.
It wasn't exactly a moon
shot, or. an NHL game, though
it was just as • interesting as
some, of the latter we've seen
this spring: It WAS a dull pro-
' gram. It had about a`s much zip
and flair as Ed Sullivan inter--
viewing
nter-viewing the reeve of Hayfork
Centre about the ' bindweed
•-problem,:
• -just come---from't arrowi
. day, and had had three hours
sleep. tjle night before..Or that
I didn't have a clue as to what
the programs was about. Or that
nobody else did.
..Iwas `just another; victim of
a new game invented by the
owners of ' cable- television.
Those companies • are highly
sought after . as a :means of
minting your own money..
But the CRTC is leaping on
them -and suggesting that they
4
'produce!,:,— something besides
money for the owners; namely,
some local "Canadian content.",
Our (tical cable ee
a e QmPany is
•in the forefront, ' •It has man-
aged to get itself a television
nadian content. Ninety . per
channel;=a:nd,is turnip t Ca-
• cent of it, . so far, is tine• sig»
nals and the weather report.
But it has also produced *sew,
era shows, It doesn't:really
matter what • they are, as long
as they don't cost anything.
So I've decided, to cut short
what promises to be an enrich-
ing life as a television per-`
_ former, Fear of over-exposure.
Here's the way it went,.'`as a
warning, A chap I knew called
and . asked .if 1 would .appear oil
a panel discussion about educar
tion. I agreed. A • student I
knew was also to be on, plus
another moderator.
We arrived at the studio on
time. It consisted of a room
about 10 feet sgizare in the
farmhouse beside the + cable
tower. A table, three chairs
(we needed four), a micro-
phone and a camera.
Two technicians were. there,
watching TV. They'd never
heard of us. They called the
manager, back in, town. He'd
forgotten about the show. He
finally arrived, borrowed a
chair for the farmer, and we
did the dull show. Cold. It was
shown a week later,
Now, I'm not knocking the
whole idea. This sort of thing
would . be greatter a ,Small.
town, where. 4 aorta of inter-
esting
nt esting things happen, And
there's lots of talent arena!
But the cable eompanles P
better•'forget about how many
hours' or "Ioc'ar" content
can: point to', gra 'thelt books,
and start spending some mon
Won trained ,Personnel,
equipment, . and ,'organization,
or• the whole thing .will be just
another farceto slide around
the rules and'save money..
Two recent examples Of
what I'm talking about: On one;
show, we watched five, or al*
buses draw „ up to a local
school and the kids, one, by
one, get out. Fascinating, eh?-
Ten minutes. On another, we
watched the residents of an old
people's home for about 10
minutes, sitting in rows, facing
the camera, waiting for "the
show” to begin. Crass, if riot
cruel. But it shows on the ,
books as Canadian content.
If it -doesn't improve rapidly,
it's just a con game, and •
should be exposed as such.
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