HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-11-17, Page 3AUGli tita
Ear and t,3w, far
Are the le nee where tile .lionbilee I ti
Their heeds were etect•
'•AtelIii kondll't^ 4
Ad they wtett to • a 11
tte to eat iO '-1ttey old,
trilOy $0,1 tt o bte ,
'With only a beett tire' pthk.gi, -I, vet
Tied with e rate() e by ,,,,ty• ef
'TO a Sin../)1(101):)11-pjp, 111
Aed every oe said, • A) tlletli KO,
" Oh ! woiet they eo t• te tip -et 0)1 1010W,
leer the sky 1,1 der , il,d t I v(' g i 0”PL.,
" AVC1.11aPP0a V, hat intet I) wrott
le a sieve to sttil •o
Bet they answered back,
" Oer ove alet't
'net wo don't; ••are Htie I ,
We don't care ix lig,
In a sieve we'll go le
So they iiailed mtv•ey to t he western 4k 0,
To 1 eel ell di verve, with. t et es,
And they boteritt a dog sue elitt o ,:art,
.,And. some tie; tooroin1. drojs
And 0, fiuga,r It lira
And t o 4 of valet'
And a raseeerry fart,
And a MVO Ot eilver bees,
,And they bought...tom Hit 0
Anti some green 3/11,•k.lia,W,
And a tehby Oat,W!thoilt oily Via
Anda potee.d Juet nee grenepte
.And, the loveliest meekri h iing's on his
, twee,
And forty bottles e ringineree,
eind a pall or nice ',math %et ese,
Aral hi tWOnty yeare they all came ba1k-
ii tyyears or Imre--
And everyone so!:
„,'',whY I flew tell you vo see wa
'de' Yee been to the . tee. 8
And the Torrlble Zone."
'And they dronit their health,
Arid made them a tees,
Of dare el ngs,'mid of beat I tied 3 ease
And eve, yews etud
" We, too, if we live,
Will, ortatel go to eea 1 a eieve.
And visit th•
And the Terrible Zette,"
Ie -Isn't that a tele to r no • .ei bevel
Strange I didn't re) Het, IT . --
You were stanidng tie0 te
',rho Realise SWAN -ow # meet (pitied
the Anthem, 1st ot the tee • d be, bet
this is, iiejetvt. The 11:03g1 E3h a••, ,W fi.11111,5
times
" 1r Heger says he ined . tett earill
for onrglara that tett. r 0 • etiese
Stock -- What, dist ee d 1' 11. evered
them -tib tue revolver '
P. am very twee, a 3.
have u 3 appetite whe eeea
to itt tog lime. now tett, e"--
• np n price,
••• eV hy, Axel uppe,00 et a A'o yellsre
lookieg r " Yes, el • V e eee
preseet diet 19 0 'to 4,1-10 1‘4, W at,
Are yen livitig on " • e reetems."
17003--,D0 .you be- eve ...Q. /Wk. eitri
3really make 0 M1E19,04, tvrq k wrong
girl to rhe deck 1 .1,4 N. Plow the
deuce 09,0 one kies eh., 0.• -,',how 1
Peteelope-L t'e walk en • • tliw ratio ef
the /4,000 Perdiee-B ••• tee e•,••'s ott th
nide 4,f the steeet '-bpihe• Yee, hut Mel
14w. Mielitietiebe's sou is Olt ether 41010
of the street.
Aggrieved Pasee.M.t,r- vt", p_ :Pi emote
from Neer yerk ul two 1 we te • ItY•at
a tem es a mile 1 Chli tee tay, Lin-
ger and Wait tants set) - s T04- lps only
afeetAt 1:2 cents an hour.
Queen Victin its ht•er reee •y teltteone•of
Ler old retainers 34 H them AI/ 100.11y
111, Mt she tiot only eel est •,n eon ie
het elm) gave ,ted. b .1:titerp
of fruit should be tient to him daily.
• Conversation overheard between a mate
imad a cabin boy on board. a Peterhead
sehootier. The cabin bey we to the la..eit
of eating his eleafbread thud biev,ng the
mune tteitee este nere,
▪ Bety-tVeel, I'm tea. tu them tae
" Ssy, peed," time! Bobbie Reteglee, "1
got tie dandiest fake mt et; . 101 jut
coinie' money." " Sow it de. ?" %seed
Willie Waggle+,
"1 tat:kiss people far a quarter ter gib 0,
bath wid so 1 won't, gth de itetry au' cloy
aliens eme ev'r,y
Tnhteco ,
0001411ruption lAseteeseing iri
'Great leritain. F01` ette lest yeer ice ver
ageki owe aud eix-ten, Is ornales p -r heed of
the population. In Fratu tleverages
moody two p004049. In 1.11. geted the eon-
etienteiert of tee is rapeity nareesirte, end
coffee 411niiitbiog. Goetetee, ineneesed 34
per eent. in live years.
A esetene gatherer 0'9,9 oTtgo.orli collecting
hie popes% irolo the vereme houses to
14103 r 't low distelet io one of the pen:Impel
teeeme tri Seethed:I. On reemverog the docu
Aleut from 9, knowing lottlueg woman, he
wen rather ainueed to fled utider the head-
ing " Corelitioe its 1 merrie et ' the words
"written : " Iferti-op afore inerriege, worse
',afterward."
Aleeie Olerintwie, Fretesh 'Oettedieti who
..(wrie.1 the mat; en hie beak Iron Oreee By
Onatago Lo 1836 end thee retired to hie
Greethome, neet Dep -re, 1109 ventured out
spiel iri hie old buckSkio twit, and has
atanneri to Chicaeo 0 8-0 if ail be bla
eteeriee ho has hestr.1 are ti ue. He seys
emit not believe helf be hsare, for " theee
40hica3n fellows were al wer great Wow;
There Beeme to be "bele doubt that the
member of the vietble etare is eel te 1411041.
Meet, aheronomere 'tow edrmt thee the total
ettaniter of etare vitehte in nor lereeee Wes -
epee eanner, stitteb ex et d 100.000 000.
Thie is, of coarse, a large monbea hue cern
pared with au indefiene eeleteer it ie tea*
erery smell. It may be p pv,e1 mathemati-
cally- ead the 41et401113,r141 400 1.8 9, very
ono -that were the number of ware
welly iulinito, aed equelly thseributed
i▪ rrough infinite epiee, elite whole heaveoe
-onula Otirie with tee bright eees of the gun
O e a farm, howevetr, it ,e,,, ra beat itt itit
etweeeeees and it mu be freely wed W top
peva, it can be 'eartirei ite tiozette of ways,
with fresh or emend frees, ea en aecten.
,:paeiteenb bo cake, paibilmat erid t he like,
while erom :Ian be drank llearly 41 friiel,y
P4 anilk. Por use in witipeing it itimetti be
Ahlek and meets, while for drinking it can
he nevi After the mtlk hs tted, at the
enose, hat ut few boort, e• etemeh
na.irr LoorO.
She wait irowleg 1mi-dolly's new gown,
Meld Marion, tour years oel,
Weth her brow peeltet•ed down
Dialed etaking frown
Moder h r tresses of gold.
Twee Suede:ye ant nurse coming in,
Exceateitd tri a tone or surprise:
' Doe% you know its 41441»
ADY Work in begin
On the day that the Lord sa,netifiesil
9.9i4i4p, lifting her fees 1 ke a rose,
'Thu- autiwered phis Wise litt.c tot
e Now d ir 't yon suppose
The good Lord he knowe
Thia littee iron ain't hot "
'Weighing the 00.3:110 Lei a: problem waieh
ofteit intereated and %mewl imientiete,
nevi veriots efforte have hetet made to deter.
vitae with efurte degree of aneuesty the
vrobehle approximete welehe of the globe
von which we live, In 1712 a, Setirte Of
eurioue experiments wile, made. by Prof.
Ateekelyiutbi Mourit Sehlehallioe, in Scot.
land; by *Idol) he determined the einguler
loot fleet, the etteactine exerted by the
inoinitebi matte on the plumb Hee monied it
Itte deviate nearly eiX ainmede from the per,
.Innag end abstruse cialculationft
telloWed, 6n the tretaile of which it le not
ocoresary to dwell) but tho Penile eves,
leslibeeg the dierrieter of the eerth an 7491141
milete awl the weight 'ef a cable foot ,6f
000,000..000,000 belie of 2,240 pomade mad,.
It watti Helen Hunt dm:keen'ie ia rteed
W1114 named. " The Gerden of the Godo "
Ootorado. Ruling poet the cabin of a pre-
• -neater from the south in ono of the Neel:,
!eye of the eettlereent, she was attritcrol
y a beautifully kept 8ak 444 whieh two
iegro vervains, a, rime end a woruati, 'were
em king, 14 anewer to a questien the 0141»
inferined her Meet Ms name watt dnpiter,
tied the woman's Juno, whereupon elm
exelannee " Thou this mum, be the prate
1,1,e gotle."
When the small boy gearts early for Ike
pentry le miet to aveid the jetri.
Keep a elope eye on the meta whose wife'e
afcaid 1.441 aek hitn for nimaity.--Bant'alfore.
It is a sad feet that alone of ue Are eti
handsome as we think we look in a nuiforte
She --I Anise terribly nervoum, 1 jump et
Qui lease thing. He -A proposal of mei
riege, for instance.
The doctore have given Maunkin up."
" Poor feltow 1 s lee as ftl aa that T
"No ; he has got well."
Never yell a child that it hos O tionla 8033
George MeuDonald ; tel it that 1118 p. sou
&tad has a body.
She -1 honeetly believe the love -making
tin his pert is real. Efe-I shouldn't
wonder, I hear that her diamonds+. am
gene sue.
Matid-Re asked me to merry him, leat
said he had only a broken heart to offer
ate. Marie -Did you accept him tuttler
tritooe oonditione ? Mattd-Yes his benit
14e604n1 We -a intact.
" I feel rather hungry. Let's go into this
restaarant and get somethieg 10 eat." " I
heve no appetite." " Thet's all right.
You'll have one before the waiter gete
Itround to you for your order."
ROYALTY IN SCOTLAND.
Groat Britain's quem Dale, and Hearty
as She was at Sixteen,
14, Eerie Duehees Meeks in the Mud -
Wean' !emerges (rem Sheltileettreat
seal tin Feetelend mid !low IS itt Irtied-•
it000110190011101s4 02"4100.1110911-.14-1.1ev15ge0e
wed Starvation.
wALIIS PXrre PROM ithrernserEFle
THE BR-
appea ranee
orthe Prince
d Wales on
he race-
oonieee a
oviaEr
r tkiitrItt:
all
ports 000.
ce ruing his
having finally
and for ever
decided to re-
tire from the more essenbially trivial and
rapid" 1.100060 of sordid life are devoid
of foundation. • As a matter of fact, like
very many widespread rumors, they were
not wholly devoid of foundation at the
time they were &et circulaeed, and the
fellowing ere the true fects Of the cae.e.
After the death of his eldest son the
Prince of Wake, in, the agony of his grief
(for he 4.03 one of the most teuder,hearted,
mon in the world, mai eves devotedly at,
embed to Prinoe Albert, Victor), made up
his oiled thathe would wash his bends of
tee pump mid vanities of We wicked
world and only do just what he WaS re-
quired to do on the arse gentleman of the
tiret empire, that much Bela no more.
Bub time paeaed on, and the grief and
sorrow of Albert Edwerd became by degrees
Is bitter and poigneut, aud then his
chum, Lord Arlington (Bonny) and Freddy
Juhnsiene, begen whiiiper ng about) tad
matter:A, and se the Prince little by little
drifted beck into his old ways of thinking
Beni •eating, and now he ie ab Newmarket
iseein-nemewbat brokeu down, it is true,
but tall 2114111*4041 good-uatured, and keen
about business, and as alive to all the moves
nu the board as he wag eighteen odd years
ago.
ihe • Queen of Scotland and the Royal
etuerte have enjoyed suoh a pleasant time
of ie in their Highland territories, among
faithful and devoted adherents, that it
scream altnose a pity that the responsibility
Attached to thEeposseesion of several crowns
at once should bring the illustrioue clan
down south, and trausform them into the
Flanoverian firat family of England. Ia
this lase named character they hardly seeoa
eo eon -tented. Victoria. Queen of Ssote, ia
never quite the etsine when on Euglisth soil,
away from that adored Balmoral, to whieh
she invitee her best loved relativee and her
most intimate friende.
• With the arrival of "chill October" leas
mime 14 pertiel surcease of out -door jamas
and ruru.1 pietist:tree, and there is a general
longing to get back southwarde onceemore.
Everybody is seruck with the Qieeen's
exceptional vigor, and by her inability. to
oainorehend how it ie that unybody can
prefer the Isle of Wight, Windsor or even
Loudon to "dear Scotland." But the
truth of it is the t Queen Vintoria • is
blessed with a constieution thet not am
woman in ten thousand can beast of pos.
seining, while she has become so thoroughly
acclimatized to thooe bleak northern regions
beet
The wind may whistle as it will,
" When elre. Pervenu was • poor they
toed to bay she was is great) talker, but
stece she beneath riiih 114 11, dliferetats" " In-
! What du they say ehe is now ?" "A
to 'Matte conversationaluse"
It ie gratifying. to learn sue ae ehe op -
p40201) ce the gift•gtving eeaeo14 is begianieg
to Rush the horizon of the near future the.
,he price of live elephants is 20 per emit.
lees then at -ilia time a year eve
tie eevengest ratili, en the World.
" love you,' mamma," my little one said,
As Mose 1)1 (443' heart crept tier golden head;
I love you lots,' with a clasp and kiss,
The best of all manunes wy mamma, is.
And 1 think," said she, looking up M my
eyes,
with a glance that was tender and grave
and wise. •
" That, yeu've got just the loviegest face, 0, 0,
I glad you're my 01240B400, 1 love you so!"
what was the praise of tbe world to me
To the love of the little one tbroued on my
Knee
eeed this was my prayer as 1 hissed the eyes
That were tanning up at me, pansy -wise:
"Islay the face ot thy mother forever be
The lovinguet 'face in the world to thee!"
fea 3. eat know where your eon apeeds his
.-;v1..1in4,3? What, woe it kept hintout lent
uight 1 How much money do you %Bow
1.141, euti how mien is it evident he speude ?
Where does he get the differeece ?
A mieer was at h1 loob gasp. "He is
uneonenioutt," said his wife. "We wf31
ece," add the doctor. " Go Lae once to the
onemise•e for this elixir ; it. only costs a
hen reel francs." " Too dear 1" groaned the
dying man.
The mayor of a Preach town recently
gave the following passport to a person
ena inteeded to eravel Hair and eye.
144144141, tilv.ek ; eyes, brown ; forehead,
mem; ehape and size. Resembles his father
very intern in all other respects."
It is a popular belief that while the prate
man must be ca.reful about hie attire, the
eapitemet may dreee as family tea he pleseee.
Yet is inan with $17 000 in beak nierrovrly
escaped 41 commietal for vagrancy in New
Yet k the other day. Ms ragged and filthy
elortiee were auffiutent evidence against him
until he exhtbued hie benk books.
dinsppointed thee peddler was belabor -
mg Ms *slow but patient hens° in the !Ore11.
the oilier day, and ealliug out his veares 111
uthervals, as : " Kerrie }terrine fresh her
due" A. tendereparted lady, seeing the
eat of cruelty to the horse, called out
ete.r.ely from an upper window: " Have yen
210 merce ?" " No, mom," was the reply,
"00111)01' but herrin'e"
'1 hero seems to be a lamentable lack rd
the means for relagioue instruction in
Genimee County, says the Rochester Herak.
Ooe of the ageute of the Aniericen Bee,
Somety diecovered a women thab had neve)
heard of the Eithle, it'young men who had
beeril of it but didn't know vvhat 11.4wen
ebout, and a girl who tied ;men one, bet
never had one to read. Is Genesee au
exceptoe, or would every county make1 r.
94011181 showieg ?
A witty individual one morning wagered
thet, he would ask the same qttestion 01 iny
d life ren t perso ne and receive the Berne all3WD:
trem each. The wit went to first cene wee
thee to &tether, until he had reached ta.
;limber of tiny. And this is how be we',
elle bet , He whimpered, half audibly, te
f soh: "I say, have you heard that Sm 01
bee filed ?" What Smith 1" queried 11
who a fifty, one after smother '• awl it 01
decided that the bet had been faa ly won
• The very newest idea in the fashion world
ie the nee of the Scotch tartans.
announeement ie of iinporteuce. TheSooteli
weevers ere neeking these beautiful pitede
into their aloe:eat and oostlasti texturee,
sure indicetion that the vogue lo starting 11.
high quartets, aud May be depended on an
safe to follow, but 1 epeak also from sigithel
ormente haeging itt prineely obieete and te
wardrobee of oelaer quality women. Tee
eptimal arid mare1 use to which they aro per
01 !image, Not only your g0W1.1, 1011, y0 -4-1f
carriage °leak • and evening wrap, yirei
storm cost and eireet jacket, most elf haw
plaid can the reversible. eide, When the
plaid ie uob woven in the fabrie 11 .111 of eitk„
teethe or poplin.
The souveeir spoon 1mi i ng tbeChieag.,
Feir comme 17e Derka, 1T1,1113.1 addition wilt
pave to be inlet.
Potent evene that will Morale and ()eel
a, meal while the fatally l 1114 churoh sts,
well enough so fsr ae they go, but the sett
vent girl problem will net be eolved
4.10104. 000 1)41,2114 444 machiee to chew 06 tl,10
thole and waeh the diebee while the female:
betel of the hoes° is putting the ba,by 14.
sleep. 11ie net gettiog reeele, but gettilutt
rid of them, that twee a winglees adage;
into it commeoplece women -
le H. ef !mesa, ie well-knowa lominees,
man of 'Clime 'lavers, who watt mintoreted te
es. Vitivent de Peel Petotte.ri Amy for twe
pine for forgery, died euddeely in hie celi
oe Tuesdey evening.
Pitiledelphia 118 spent (wee $700,004
dineog Hie pest five emirs in Oiling the
retell 10 01101,19h grade owneirsee.
le Gede00--1 ileum 116t1 jeweller Gilt Itt-
slitteptiii•ed and that his iiebilities are
battery Wad, 8tree1s-8o ate his atteetit.
-he didn't heves eitytthieg but twei safee,
The Ameriesh Seeular Union, whieh bat,
been liming its texteenth animal eengretth
10 Ohiseigo, ordy (100100,(10 few thinge 141
eta platform. 13oihre down theyare : TaStee
teen of cherehee j *10 111.11111441 peepers ih tiro
imbetole ; no refigides Slimiest levee ; ne ap-
proptietions for teligioue ohatities ; 114
of the 011411,41404;, feet or feshiVal dive; xic teethe
*with 10140tilei1OU
" 64.2 rtneldlie4 tbhee 6W8el4g2h,)00,000,, In the e"ete.
and Her Majeaty never complains ; rather
does she seem to enjey the •rouglaeat bleat
that rude Boreas can blow, or (Bolus
release: from his mighey wind -hag, so long
EV4 it be not accompanied by blieding rehire
and 100:19 WillOh preclude the Royal chate-
laine of Belmoral, from tidthig her wonted
drive.
',ere Cluineellor lIerschell is ataying at
&amoral as Minister in Attendance. 'Vide
itt the first 000aBi011 on whieh he hae fulfilled
hie duty ; for his short te.rm of office in
1885 did not inelude a Belmoralied, and the
Queen has as yet hed to opportunity of mak-
t11e acquaintance of her present Lord
Chaseellor.
Hering ehe week Her Majesty has had
plenty of leisure for the purpose, for the
Minister in attenthaica tumidly motets at
her rimming coneideratien of the deapatches
end public business generally, and ttn ex-
perienced critic like the Queen cen very
soma deteet the points of a man's character
from the way in which he conducts hiratelf
oe there occasions. Some Miristers have
shown themitelves adeptat servility, and
remind is good column of court favor on the
foundatioe of thew opportunities.
TRH GREAT SEAL OF GREAT BRIT/UN.
- The Lere Chancellor always carries vrith
hie, greqt seal of England, which is in
see, teeete, of silver, each piece being
holleoee 1» hold the wax, one side of the
41t'411 reel, 114141114*4)410 equeetrien figure of the
Qat-eel supposed to be riding in State. In
ieht mind she carries the sceptre, said
e alai diadem is upon her head, the fol.
loweg inscription encircling the whole :
"Vie*' ria, 'Del Gratia Britannutrum Regina,
eirleiDefensoe" (Engraved be gothic let-
ters).
the other eide of the 80141 15 the Queen
epee the throno, on either eide of her being
fione of Justice and Religion ; the whole
being enoiroted by a border of oaIi and roses
4*1 wreneh pattern.
HOW THE WAX riviene)9810F IS FIX.BD.
A few years ago there used to be a travel -
Reg sailer, who followed the Cheneellor
,..therever he neght, be, and who carried with
him a huge leather cese containieg cakes of
wex for the nee of the goat eeal and a large
,voodea hox eouraining a prose.
offieer would someti.neis have from
mystote, to eighty seale to affix to patentit
tf all kinds, the preemie being to soften the
etekee of wax with lef fling water, which,
hoe done, the &tat oke is pub in the
iao low 01taw side of the 'seal, then the tag
41tlicht-cl to the patent 15 14 heed so that when
041441 calie of wax JO 0cicied, it becomes
set diedried-two cakes of weir make a
11)4'
-
dm other eiee or piece of the great tieal is
then placed event, said it ie then placed in a
prIrekty 030 A,ft..or a good streseeze, the moil in
,441,1geit into cold water .1 thee, wive
It M ticinurieel of euperfluoue wex, end pu
item a tie box,
An Act was pessed a few yeere ago abet-
ishing the officer, and meet of ills patents
me (\meet time with a witeer heave:teed wibli
e toe deplicato of Mae Greet Seal.
illetwenv APPETLTE OP Q1714t214 VTOTOULL
• Q410111 Vi'44, like her grendeee
Fini-
444133' IV1II11IIO (1 Grnt11y, fa the possessor
of !A good, wholesome appetite, wbich is
re:mho:ea all the mot, keen by the oriel) eir
of the Soottish nionnteine,
M lunoheort ae IVIe.r Lodge, the reef.
hems, of the Delo awl nueliees of rife,
witich ie situated *Dille slaty *hiving dis•
tame' of Beltneralie. ger Meresty did fell
juot ieo to the follownig r4p1481)4.
• etteeee venter -el, boiled etteerte, tettelagee,
cold reant chiekee au4 Y,ork ham, oold
grouter, cold meet eirloie of Setoteli beef,
peetry, elsetidar eheeet end iialad, '84 amen -
pague, dry 1144.410441114 .1115(1 thirty yeare' olddry
port.
Oe couree ill is oet eeggeeted thee) the
Queen peetook of everythieg 00 he mean
but, the eolidiey et the reeled) wake Vol -
Pince ft the digeetive cepabilitee of the
Qeeen who, as an eld Jtu1y44 ettjoye her feed
aed eate as heArtily ae she did at 16 yeare
of age.
A etorreta nueliettle freeOlie Tule Wen.
The Duelmes o .lbeny oprnece a neW
fooeerridge met• ehe Dee le e other (145, 151
Polguholich, e place eituated about two
m)lt* trent Bellister, ixt Scotlenti. From
tune inunernoriel there letd been a ferry at
that point of the river, much ueed by the
1n/141)4144ts, but in oreesone oi flood or
sterol, the mewling wes exceediugly danger-
ous, and en one *emit meat iou meetly, the
beet capsized, thud iv farmer who Wats na it
was drowned, under tile very oyes of hie
young demghter inandieg en the ahore.
l'hie lamentable tiocicleet was the canoe of
the bridge in ("inseam' lievieg been built.
The good-nve ured 14, tle duehees who was
dressed m Week, brought with her her little
tion and deriehier, both Med in Highland
eostume, to dm greatflalisht of thenativee ;
and walked about 0 mile, -the road being too
shockingly bail for 1101 Rtryel Highneere
earriego 10 prouteed. The Royal widow
philter), her way along with much amiebility,
ouly remarking (01,00, when the mire was
100 horritlo for her tat feet to pans over
and elle aud her children had to be carried
storms 2 veritable " elough of despond
the arms of three stalwart gillies that
" there wee need for more leridgee than
were being opened that eley."
nierenrsorf ago orarewerases notertwom.
Rein iniesenees of Tennyson are pretty rife
at the present moment, A parson who
olainee the late poet's frieadship tells the
following
It wee, he eays, 1 think, 10 the year 11355
that I was yieiiient in Lincolnshire, and my
fleet proposed that vve ;should call on the
Turners, on the chants° of finding Tampon
there. He bad just arrived a few days
before, and was, tortunetely, at home. My
friend, as 8L1140010811110 men, vras already
aequainted with him, reud began at once to
draw him out. Thies was no (rimy task, for,
fiI he amid afterwards, "Tennyson is just
like a sleeping hon, who requires a great
deal of stirring up before he will roar." At
hut, however, the desired roar came. The
oonvereatiou turned on mitioation and the
spread of scientific knowledge. " erase"
old Tennyson, "it is spreading mid it as
crumbling all the romance and poetry out of
children's lives. It was only yesterday I
was walking in the fields with one of any
little nepbews-a 11411141 •ohep of 8 or 10-
wheu we ohms to 41 fairy ring. "A what,
unole ?" he sid. "Why, a fairy ring."
The old folks would tell you that these fairy
rings are so called bemuse the fairies were
dancing here laet night. "Oh unnle," he
replied, quite gravely, "11 is well known
that these fairy ring, 418 7041 °ell them, are
caused hy o epecies.of fungus."
"BUST 173. OF THE SAVAGE CLUB.
Title much over -rated institution and
caravenserai of third rate journalists,
broken down motors, drunkards, bankrupts
and frequent appearers in police courte,
the Savage Club, although nominally Mtn-
ated on Adelphi Terrace, is in reality in
" Queer street
These illadvieed Savages have only them-
selves to blame. When the Prince 'of
Wales good naturedly consented to become
a member and to attend a har-
monic rneetiug or two many of
the members became afflected. with vvhab
ia elute(' " welled head." These men of
letters and disciples of art grew "too big for
their hate," imd incurred obligations which
have tended them in the unfortunate
thoroughfare in question. A Jubilee Knighb
beceme their seeretary, and a caterer of
maisiderable eminence undertook to provide
them with their neat and their drink and
5 (wet cigars.
This, worthy has now diecovered that the
contract is not a paying one, and the Savege
Club is now without food or drink. What
a tearable axid huraileeting reflection one win
make ebout this. .Tuat fancy for a moment
that the Prince of Wales were an halneue
of the institution instead of being merely a
figure -head I Picture the future Sovereign
of Great Britain wandering through his
own club without being able to order a
meal or a modest quencher. The arrogance
end igaorance ok the bogus profeesional ele-
remit in the club is the cause of its down-
fall. For some time peat its motto has
been "Facilis est deseensus Averni," and
the last sot of the caterer, like the rats
.
quitting the ranking ship tells its own tale.
FOR TIRE RCN OF IT.
APPLICATIONS T11011011
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Mee* et
it the Seale *me
Relies heir ;oft and Kaki
Proomteo Growth.
vvexi, When She tinderstried his Capecitiet.
She Rived **lln.-
11.
hmirdieg house iu lDetrolb adVertised
for 21 hall boy. Among a hest of applieente
was a raw -bonen, hieley youth, wise rung
the deer bell end yea» met by tee landlady
herself.
one foot to the other.
WYeaktx,i: aeabidoythrOhlaen t!:iinbignganfr:11-
ventory of the applicant.
" House run by u missis
gt ye8.
"Bo you she 79
"
" An' you wane a boy to 'tend door, run
errant, trot to the grocery, Mt in a °old
hall, *ay you're out 60 times e day, and
keep agents and tin pecldlerii end kids ellen
th:8Yee'
p:'?"
‘eaid the astonalied woman
"that's pub whet I do wane"
"Much money in it queried the boy.
"Two dollen and fifty cents a week."
" Promises or cosh dewn ?"
"You get your motley regularly if you
"1:114"tin" your hockleberry, 0141.8818. Wee
kin I dew first? Start out on a, collectin'
tower, or make the fires in the sick board-
ers' roenis, or watch out for the fellow that
is going to slide Me trunk out 'ithout payin'
his board?"
"Look here," seid the landlandy, "you
bkrnowe.,t,00 much. I guess we °anis make a
aci
"A11 eight, mune 11 'sperienee and
know-how don't go for something, I ain't in
it. But you'll be sorry, mum, when the
•butcher coinee around with his last year's
bill. I'in a paeifyer of the first water, but
you dordt-"
She hired him.-Detroir Free Press.
Imps LOOKS
Lena it, Greeley Now Accuses Seenrd R.
Largo of Prove:ring an abortion.
The Greeley Large sensetion took on a
new phase yeisterdey, says the Toronto
Empire, in the arrest of Secord H. 'Argo on
ctiarg,e of procuring an abortion, the coin-
pleinane, as, in the other eases, being Lens.
B. Greeley. .M the present sitting of the
Assize Court she figured as the prosecu
of the charges of eeduction and breaeh uf
premiers againet young Large, but when the
oases were reached it hives aneounced that
both pareies had agreed on 44settletneut
But something has evidently gone wroing,
for last night at 6 o'clock Large was ,aken
into custody in trout of Holinen's butehte
shop, 211 Gerrard strree ease, where
he boarded. About 10 30 he was
liberated horn No. 4 police swim on
$4,000 hail. When asked if he hml anything
to may. he replied that it wee "blackmail.
Mies Gret3ley, who lives with herpareute at
No. 201 Carlton street, explained that she
took the present step on account of Lergea
failure to keep a promise which he had
made on condition that the &et oases were
withdrawn. She said that by its settle -
meat Large promised to pay a nominal
verdict of $50 dawnages to vindicate her
character, aud to make her his wife within
a year. She seers diet a few evenings ago,
when she asked him of his intentiona, he
told her that he was "out of it, ' and *hat
:the could "go to the — "for her $60 and
her jeetice. At the advice, and (dame* at
the commiind of her father, who tbre*tened
to burn her out of doom, she says she to*
the preeent proceedings.
TREY Ceitastriese SHIRTS,
Row Ilrltith Soldiers Obeyed an Order to
the Letter.
The true soldier obeys ortiera faithfully,
no matter at what sacrifice. A convene,
of a British legit/lent We01 once sent, on
some duty in time of pew* to a remetra vil-
lage in Ireland and left there for several
weeks, quite separated from its usual base
of supplies.
During this period some general orders,
applicable more especially to men la bar-
-- racks, were sent to the commander of dee
She Took Them Ail Rack --George Would
Not Keep Them.
They had querrelled, and the high-
apirited, girl maid, as ahe handed hint e.
packege "There, Mr. Ferguson, are the
presents you have given ms. Now that all
is over between ua, sir, there should be no
reminders of the foolish paste"
" You are right, Mies Ktiezer," he said,
humbly, "and I suppose I must return the
gifte you have preeented to me."
"1 never gave you anything, sir, thab
rementber."
" Indeed yen did."
" Sir, I--"
" Mies Keezer---Katie?" he exclaimed,
with soratethiug thee sounded like a soh;
"1 velem them beyond everything aloe in
the world. It would break my tweet to
return them, but there is nothing else left
for me to clo."
"Will you kindly tell me, sir, what you
aro speaking of ?"
" I em peekirg, Katie, of the Weems you
lieve given me 4 They are not mine now.
It's my duty to restore them. ForgiVe
ree, •drilling, but 1 cannot go away with-
" Oh, George!"
When the eteck struck 11, about three
hours later, George was still returning
thene-Roselcaf.
la a 1,43110 Court.
Justice -You hAve been proved a tramp
and a beggar. 1:Ia,ven't you any trade?
Tramp -Yes, your goner; 1 above' snow.
• °centimes. One clause of those orders was
as follows
" All men in the command shall change
their shirts at least twice a week."
The captain gave orders to the orderly
sergeitut to see this commend put into
execution.
"Eut, captain," said the sergeant,
"there's only a shirt apiece to every man 111
the company. How 0,112 they
"Silence I" exclaimed the captain, "or -
dere are orders, sergeant. Let the men
change shirts with one another."
So the sergeant saw to it that as long as
the company remained in the place on every
Sunday and Wednesday morning the soldiers
swapped ahirts one with another. -Teeth's
Companion.
• Determining the Wrong Ilan.
Lord Seatorth, who was born deaf and
dumb, was to dine one day with Lord
Melviee.
duet before the time of tbe company's
arrival Lady Melville sent into the draw-
ing room a lady of her aoqueietence, who
could talk with her fingers to dumb people,
that she might receive Lord Seaforth.
Pieseotly Lord Guildford 4441 .10(1 the
reorre and the lady, taking hitri for Lord
Seeforth, began te ply her fingers very
nimbly ; Lord Guildford did The frame, and
they hare been carrying on a conversetion
In title manrier for 441101441 1821 minutes when
Lady Melville joined there.
Her female friend said :
" Well, T. have been talking away to tide
dumb man." '
"14.1 winter, lenti shat 18 pelt ; whet do " Danlit r cried Lord and ford ;
you do in the summer?" the, I thought you were delta !,"-CasseVe
01 weit for the winter, Your Honor." Satuirdwy Journal.
A reset frequently corned is moat apt to
moire
is husky voice.
"Why don't you ask that officer about
the location 1" " 13notiethe he Is new on
the foree " '4 Row tie yen,. know ?"
" Didn't 15841 him pay for the peanute be
`e (tette*"
When in deulre as to whioh eide o your
bread in battered try letting it fall on the
floor,
The firet, known comedy Wag performed
at Atheem by Seserion and Bolan, B. Ce
562. ,
Greek theatres had ne roofe, but per
ticos, to which the spectatote retired 'When
it rained.
Meeready's flint London appeerance Was
ae Oradea, Cloven!) Gerden, 1816 ; retired
1851 ; died 1873.
Sir John Abbott bee greatly improved in
health into hie arrival in tendon.
Absterd be Chicago.
Miss Perker-end 10 yottr engagement
with Mr. Beokbay is 3114a- end. flew did
it happen ?
Mite Lekeeide---Why, 148 0141(1 he vrehteel
in 'have is grand wedding, at it wAs an
drier eheb comet; only once in a pereohti
Woe Porker (in(1iguantly)-The Hee 1
Coastieg is very exciting Sport, but,
like same ether amusements, it htte ±4dra,W-
banks.
Mrs. Luslifooli-And to think how 1 i*ed
to prey fot you— her. Jegrell Istaidiforth
-Well, you finelly get int, diehic-
dio'tehnith
JowelleraeWhat do you wane with en
Many paste diamontle ? 5are14y you unealdn't
wear them. Aotirees--I want he hire° them
stolen.
CARTERS
ITTLE,
PIER
POLLS.
Sick Headaohe and relieve all tbe troubles Mat -
dent to a bUieus state of the system, such ail
Dizziness, Waimea. Droweinese. Distress after
eating Pain in the Side Re, While theirnieal
rema4able success hid been slmera in main
ueadache, yet Ceeteea's Lrestx f,evart Pttas
are eouelly valuable in ele emeirig
and preventing thisexe103641:, Wel
they also correct all Moorclere ofth Water -et
dtiraulete the liver and review t e bovett.
Even it they enly eueed
Ache they reUhl bi ahneet prigeless to those
who suffer from thie dattreseing eonspiatee•
here, and thoee who once try them will te'
but fortunately their goodness does not
these little pills valuable in so many %yap; that
they will not be waling to do without them.
But after all sick head
is the bane of so many lives that here th weer°
we make our great boast. Our pills cure it
while others do not.
Caarsa's Limn Layne P0241 8140 v8117 small
and very easy to take. One or two maks
a dose. They aro strictly vegetable and do
not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action
please all 1,7110 use them. In vials MSS venal'
Ave for $1. Sold efflerywhero, or sent by malt
Cara 1:18Dlefee GO., raw Yak.
hall PM, Small Ds hall Price,
111.15.00.0...611611,..1.,1102.1.10.=.6111YVICA,,nr.,,,tr.¢11aKtia0
liurdettels Advice to Vint lfoters.
I don't want to influence your vote. I
don't went you to vote for a MD just be.
cause other ra90 do. I want you to at
down and think about it before you vote.
I want you to be able to give a reason for
your vote. I want you to go to the polio
in good company. As a young man of pro-
gressive ideas, I want you to he a.breasb of
the world and head and shoultiere vei h the
times when you walk up to the polls. I
want you, on entering politics, to align
with is party whMh has the purest, moat
progreeeive reoord. 1 don't cere a cent,
my boy, whether you are a Republican or a
Deniocro.t. There are benefit men, pareintie
citizens, gnod Ch./idioms in both partier.
Only I don't want to Pee you walk tip toe
the polls and casb your vote with the
party.
The Worm to the Chestnut.
A Pittsburg physician expleins how t/ae
worm gete into the &mutat. When the mit
is still ereee an 108401 comes along and
human ia warm place in which to 1 ave ite
eggs hateheci, lights upon the green cinema
and stings it • At the same time at deposits
some of its eggs in the opening thus made.
The cheetteut begins to ripen and, at the
same time the eggs are hatchine. • The
insect • selects Chestnuts as a place for
depositing its eggs aa being the beet adapted
place by metinote The floury metier 10 1110
nut turns to sugar and sugar contains ear.
bon, which produotte heat.
Edwin. -Shall we live with your parents
after we are •married? Angelina -The
question is, oan eve live without them?
Edward Gretchel, the young man who
fell into a tank of boiling -teeter at The
Standard weollen factory, Toronto, died
from his injuries ab the hospital last evening.
M:Bride-Before we were married you
used to ask me if nova you for yourself
alone. hire. McBride -Yea, George. " I
said I did." " Yee." " I do now." Well,
George?" "Won't you ask your mamma
to go home and lesere me with yen
alone 7"
Tramp -Madam, a week ago you offered
me an old pair of your husband's trousere
and I refused them with scorn. I would
like to recoosider that, decisiore Kind
Lady --Why have you obanged your mind.?
Tramp -The lady next door has kindly
given me the tom of her husband's trousere'
strebaher
Jot:ma-Smith ie about your closeetfrieed,
isn't he Jiorrowet-Yes, confound him
It's almost impessible to borrow a cent hone
him.
An 0:when.° calls love a species of in
cati. n. Perkieps that is why the oottree off
true It ve is en often arrested.
Irank-But what advantage is there in
wearing a monocle ? M olphus-Gad, man,
how could 1 see with both eyes covered?
• JAM FROST,
Jack Ernst passed this way last night,
And nipned, with satiny fingers,
Bvery goli and eariet leaf
That on my -maple lingers.
Ho scratched a message on the pane,
• A hint more kind than courtly;
"Bettor see to fires and flowers!
ne back here shortlt I"
"Did Mr. Pimpermckel anal with vont"
"That's what he called it."
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cossful CONSUMPTION CURE, is wtthout
a parallel itt the history of medicihe. Ail
druggists are authorited to sell it on a pos.
itive gua.rantec A test that no other cure can
suecesdully stLd. It you have a Coe
Sere ThrOat, Drancliitis, um it, for it wilt
cure you, If your child has tbe Croup, or
Whooping. Cough, est k promptly, and refier
is sere, I( yott dread that utatis disease
CONSUMPTION, atm' i jail to tacit,
cure you or cost nothing. A...sk yottr vow
gist for smn,Citt'S CURB* Price to csE.,
SO eta. and $1144.
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