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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-11-17, Page 3AUGli tita Ear and t,3w, far Are the le nee where tile .lionbilee I ti Their heeds were etect• '•AtelIii kondll't^ 4 Ad they wtett to • a 11 tte to eat iO '-1ttey old, trilOy $0,1 tt o bte , 'With only a beett tire' pthk.gi, -I, vet Tied with e rate() e by ,,,,ty• ef 'TO a Sin../)1(101):)11-pjp, 111 Aed every oe said, • A) tlletli KO, " Oh ! woiet they eo t• te tip -et 0)1 1010W, leer the sky 1,1 der , il,d t I v(' g i 0”PL., " AVC1.11aPP0a V, hat intet I) wrott le a sieve to sttil •o Bet they answered back, " Oer ove alet't 'net wo don't; ••are Htie I , We don't care ix lig, In a sieve we'll go le So they iiailed mtv•ey to t he western 4k 0, To 1 eel ell di verve, with. t et es, And they boteritt a dog sue elitt o ,:art, .,And. some tie; tooroin1. drojs And 0, fiuga,r It lira And t o 4 of valet' And a raseeerry fart, And a MVO Ot eilver bees, ,And they bought...tom Hit 0 Anti some green 3/11,•k.lia,W, And a tehby Oat,W!thoilt oily Via Anda potee.d Juet nee grenepte .And, the loveliest meekri h iing's on his , twee, And forty bottles e ringineree, eind a pall or nice ',math %et ese, Aral hi tWOnty yeare they all came ba1k- ii tyyears or Imre-- And everyone so!: „,'',whY I flew tell you vo see wa 'de' Yee been to the . tee. 8 And the Torrlble Zone." 'And they dronit their health, Arid made them a tees, Of dare el ngs,'mid of beat I tied 3 ease And eve, yews etud " We, too, if we live, Will, ortatel go to eea 1 a eieve. And visit th• And the Terrible Zette," Ie -Isn't that a tele to r no • .ei bevel Strange I didn't re) Het, IT . -- You were stanidng tie0 te ',rho Realise SWAN -ow # meet (pitied the Anthem, 1st ot the tee • d be, bet this is, iiejetvt. The 11:03g1 E3h a••, ,W fi.11111,5 times " 1r Heger says he ined . tett earill for onrglara that tett. r 0 • etiese Stock -- What, dist ee d 1' 11. evered them -tib tue revolver ' P. am very twee, a 3. have u 3 appetite whe eeea to itt tog lime. now tett, e"-- • np n price, ••• eV hy, Axel uppe,00 et a A'o yellsre lookieg r " Yes, el • V e eee preseet diet 19 0 'to 4,1-10 1‘4, W at, Are yen livitig on " • e reetems." 17003--,D0 .you be- eve ...Q. /Wk. eitri 3really make 0 M1E19,04, tvrq k wrong girl to rhe deck 1 .1,4 N. Plow the deuce 09,0 one kies eh., 0.• -,',how 1 Peteelope-L t'e walk en • • tliw ratio ef the /4,000 Perdiee-B ••• tee e•,••'s ott th nide 4,f the steeet '-bpihe• Yee, hut Mel 14w. Mielitietiebe's sou is Olt ether 41010 of the street. Aggrieved Pasee.M.t,r- vt", p_ :Pi emote from Neer yerk ul two 1 we te • ItY•at a tem es a mile 1 Chli tee tay, Lin- ger and Wait tants set) - s T04- lps only afeetAt 1:2 cents an hour. Queen Victin its ht•er reee •y teltteone•of Ler old retainers 34 H them AI/ 100.11y 111, Mt she tiot only eel est •,n eon ie het elm) gave ,ted. b .1:titerp of fruit should be tient to him daily. • Conversation overheard between a mate imad a cabin boy on board. a Peterhead sehootier. The cabin bey we to the la..eit of eating his eleafbread thud biev,ng the mune tteitee este nere, ▪ Bety-tVeel, I'm tea. tu them tae " Ssy, peed," time! Bobbie Reteglee, "1 got tie dandiest fake mt et; . 101 jut coinie' money." " Sow it de. ?" %seed Willie Waggle+, "1 tat:kiss people far a quarter ter gib 0, bath wid so 1 won't, gth de itetry au' cloy aliens eme ev'r,y Tnhteco , 0001411ruption lAseteeseing iri 'Great leritain. F01` ette lest yeer ice ver ageki owe aud eix-ten, Is ornales p -r heed of the population. In Fratu tleverages moody two p004049. In 1.11. geted the eon- etienteiert of tee is rapeity nareesirte, end coffee 411niiitbiog. Goetetee, ineneesed 34 per eent. in live years. A esetene gatherer 0'9,9 oTtgo.orli collecting hie popes% irolo the vereme houses to 14103 r 't low distelet io one of the pen:Impel teeeme tri Seethed:I. On reemverog the docu Aleut from 9, knowing lottlueg woman, he wen rather ainueed to fled utider the head- ing " Corelitioe its 1 merrie et ' the words "written : " Iferti-op afore inerriege, worse ',afterward." Aleeie Olerintwie, Fretesh 'Oettedieti who ..(wrie.1 the mat; en hie beak Iron Oreee By Onatago Lo 1836 end thee retired to hie Greethome, neet Dep -re, 1109 ventured out spiel iri hie old buckSkio twit, and has atanneri to Chicaeo 0 8-0 if ail be bla eteeriee ho has hestr.1 are ti ue. He seys emit not believe helf be hsare, for " theee 40hica3n fellows were al wer great Wow; There Beeme to be "bele doubt that the member of the vietble etare is eel te 1411041. Meet, aheronomere 'tow edrmt thee the total ettaniter of etare vitehte in nor lereeee Wes - epee eanner, stitteb ex et d 100.000 000. Thie is, of coarse, a large monbea hue cern pared with au indefiene eeleteer it ie tea* erery smell. It may be p pv,e1 mathemati- cally- ead the 41et401113,r141 400 1.8 9, very ono -that were the number of ware welly iulinito, aed equelly thseributed i▪ rrough infinite epiee, elite whole heaveoe -onula Otirie with tee bright eees of the gun O e a farm, howevetr, it ,e,,, ra beat itt itit etweeeeees and it mu be freely wed W top peva, it can be 'eartirei ite tiozette of ways, with fresh or emend frees, ea en aecten. ,:paeiteenb bo cake, paibilmat erid t he like, while erom :Ian be drank llearly 41 friiel,y P4 anilk. Por use in witipeing it itimetti be Ahlek and meets, while for drinking it can he nevi After the mtlk hs tted, at the enose, hat ut few boort, e• etemeh na.irr LoorO. She wait irowleg 1mi-dolly's new gown, Meld Marion, tour years oel, Weth her brow peeltet•ed down Dialed etaking frown Moder h r tresses of gold. Twee Suede:ye ant nurse coming in, Exceateitd tri a tone or surprise: ' Doe% you know its 41441» ADY Work in begin On the day that the Lord sa,netifiesil 9.9i4i4p, lifting her fees 1 ke a rose, 'Thu- autiwered phis Wise litt.c tot e Now d ir 't yon suppose The good Lord he knowe Thia littee iron ain't hot " 'Weighing the 00.3:110 Lei a: problem waieh ofteit intereated and %mewl imientiete, nevi veriots efforte have hetet made to deter. vitae with efurte degree of aneuesty the vrobehle approximete welehe of the globe von which we live, In 1712 a, Setirte Of eurioue experiments wile, made. by Prof. Ateekelyiutbi Mourit Sehlehallioe, in Scot. land; by *Idol) he determined the einguler loot fleet, the etteactine exerted by the inoinitebi matte on the plumb Hee monied it Itte deviate nearly eiX ainmede from the per, .Innag end abstruse cialculationft telloWed, 6n the tretaile of which it le not ocoresary to dwell) but tho Penile eves, leslibeeg the dierrieter of the eerth an 7491141 milete awl the weight 'ef a cable foot ,6f 000,000..000,000 belie of 2,240 pomade mad,. It watti Helen Hunt dm:keen'ie ia rteed W1114 named. " The Gerden of the Godo " Ootorado. Ruling poet the cabin of a pre- • -neater from the south in ono of the Neel:, !eye of the eettlereent, she was attritcrol y a beautifully kept 8ak 444 whieh two iegro vervains, a, rime end a woruati, 'were em king, 14 anewer to a questien the 0141» inferined her Meet Ms name watt dnpiter, tied the woman's Juno, whereupon elm exelannee " Thou this mum, be the prate 1,1,e gotle." When the small boy gearts early for Ike pentry le miet to aveid the jetri. Keep a elope eye on the meta whose wife'e afcaid 1.441 aek hitn for nimaity.--Bant'alfore. It is a sad feet that alone of ue Are eti handsome as we think we look in a nuiforte She --I Anise terribly nervoum, 1 jump et Qui lease thing. He -A proposal of mei riege, for instance. The doctore have given Maunkin up." " Poor feltow 1 s lee as ftl aa that T "No ; he has got well." Never yell a child that it hos O tionla 8033 George MeuDonald ; tel it that 1118 p. sou &tad has a body. She -1 honeetly believe the love -making tin his pert is real. Efe-I shouldn't wonder, I hear that her diamonds+. am gene sue. Matid-Re asked me to merry him, leat said he had only a broken heart to offer ate. Marie -Did you accept him tuttler tritooe oonditione ? Mattd-Yes his benit 14e604n1 We -a intact. " I feel rather hungry. Let's go into this restaarant and get somethieg 10 eat." " I heve no appetite." " Thet's all right. You'll have one before the waiter gete Itround to you for your order." ROYALTY IN SCOTLAND. Groat Britain's quem Dale, and Hearty as She was at Sixteen, 14, Eerie Duehees Meeks in the Mud - Wean' !emerges (rem Sheltileettreat seal tin Feetelend mid !low IS itt Irtied-• it000110190011101s4 02"4100.1110911-.14-1.1ev15ge0e wed Starvation. wALIIS PXrre PROM ithrernserEFle THE BR- appea ranee orthe Prince d Wales on he race- oonieee a oviaEr r tkiitrItt: all ports 000. ce ruing his having finally and for ever decided to re- tire from the more essenbially trivial and rapid" 1.100060 of sordid life are devoid of foundation. • As a matter of fact, like very many widespread rumors, they were not wholly devoid of foundation at the time they were &et circulaeed, and the fellowing ere the true fects Of the cae.e. After the death of his eldest son the Prince of Wake, in, the agony of his grief (for he 4.03 one of the most teuder,hearted, mon in the world, mai eves devotedly at, embed to Prinoe Albert, Victor), made up his oiled thathe would wash his bends of tee pump mid vanities of We wicked world and only do just what he WaS re- quired to do on the arse gentleman of the tiret empire, that much Bela no more. Bub time paeaed on, and the grief and sorrow of Albert Edwerd became by degrees Is bitter and poigneut, aud then his chum, Lord Arlington (Bonny) and Freddy Juhnsiene, begen whiiiper ng about) tad matter:A, and se the Prince little by little drifted beck into his old ways of thinking Beni •eating, and now he ie ab Newmarket iseein-nemewbat brokeu down, it is true, but tall 2114111*4041 good-uatured, and keen about business, and as alive to all the moves nu the board as he wag eighteen odd years ago. ihe • Queen of Scotland and the Royal etuerte have enjoyed suoh a pleasant time of ie in their Highland territories, among faithful and devoted adherents, that it scream altnose a pity that the responsibility Attached to thEeposseesion of several crowns at once should bring the illustrioue clan down south, and trausform them into the Flanoverian firat family of England. Ia this lase named character they hardly seeoa eo eon -tented. Victoria. Queen of Ssote, ia never quite the etsine when on Euglisth soil, away from that adored Balmoral, to whieh she invitee her best loved relativee and her most intimate friende. • With the arrival of "chill October" leas mime 14 pertiel surcease of out -door jamas and ruru.1 pietist:tree, and there is a general longing to get back southwarde onceemore. Everybody is seruck with the Qieeen's exceptional vigor, and by her inability. to oainorehend how it ie that unybody can prefer the Isle of Wight, Windsor or even Loudon to "dear Scotland." But the truth of it is the t Queen Vintoria • is blessed with a constieution thet not am woman in ten thousand can beast of pos. seining, while she has become so thoroughly acclimatized to thooe bleak northern regions beet The wind may whistle as it will, " When elre. Pervenu was • poor they toed to bay she was is great) talker, but stece she beneath riiih 114 11, dliferetats" " In- ! What du they say ehe is now ?" "A to 'Matte conversationaluse" It ie gratifying. to learn sue ae ehe op - p40201) ce the gift•gtving eeaeo14 is begianieg to Rush the horizon of the near future the. ,he price of live elephants is 20 per emit. lees then at -ilia time a year eve tie eevengest ratili, en the World. " love you,' mamma," my little one said, As Mose 1)1 (443' heart crept tier golden head; I love you lots,' with a clasp and kiss, The best of all manunes wy mamma, is. And 1 think," said she, looking up M my eyes, with a glance that was tender and grave and wise. • " That, yeu've got just the loviegest face, 0, 0, I glad you're my 01240B400, 1 love you so!" what was the praise of tbe world to me To the love of the little one tbroued on my Knee eeed this was my prayer as 1 hissed the eyes That were tanning up at me, pansy -wise: "Islay the face ot thy mother forever be The lovinguet 'face in the world to thee!" fea 3. eat know where your eon apeeds his .-;v1..1in4,3? What, woe it kept hintout lent uight 1 How much money do you %Bow 1.141, euti how mien is it evident he speude ? Where does he get the differeece ? A mieer was at h1 loob gasp. "He is uneonenioutt," said his wife. "We wf31 ece," add the doctor. " Go Lae once to the onemise•e for this elixir ; it. only costs a hen reel francs." " Too dear 1" groaned the dying man. The mayor of a Preach town recently gave the following passport to a person ena inteeded to eravel Hair and eye. 144144141, tilv.ek ; eyes, brown ; forehead, mem; ehape and size. Resembles his father very intern in all other respects." It is a popular belief that while the prate man must be ca.reful about hie attire, the eapitemet may dreee as family tea he pleseee. Yet is inan with $17 000 in beak nierrovrly escaped 41 commietal for vagrancy in New Yet k the other day. Ms ragged and filthy elortiee were auffiutent evidence against him until he exhtbued hie benk books. dinsppointed thee peddler was belabor - mg Ms *slow but patient hens° in the !Ore11. the oilier day, and ealliug out his veares 111 uthervals, as : " Kerrie }terrine fresh her due" A. tendereparted lady, seeing the eat of cruelty to the horse, called out ete.r.ely from an upper window: " Have yen 210 merce ?" " No, mom," was the reply, "00111)01' but herrin'e" '1 hero seems to be a lamentable lack rd the means for relagioue instruction in Genimee County, says the Rochester Herak. Ooe of the ageute of the Aniericen Bee, Somety diecovered a women thab had neve) heard of the Eithle, it'young men who had beeril of it but didn't know vvhat 11.4wen ebout, and a girl who tied ;men one, bet never had one to read. Is Genesee au exceptoe, or would every county make1 r. 94011181 showieg ? A witty individual one morning wagered thet, he would ask the same qttestion 01 iny d life ren t perso ne and receive the Berne all3WD: trem each. The wit went to first cene wee thee to &tether, until he had reached ta. ;limber of tiny. And this is how be we', elle bet , He whimpered, half audibly, te f soh: "I say, have you heard that Sm 01 bee filed ?" What Smith 1" queried 11 who a fifty, one after smother '• awl it 01 decided that the bet had been faa ly won • The very newest idea in the fashion world ie the nee of the Scotch tartans. announeement ie of iinporteuce. TheSooteli weevers ere neeking these beautiful pitede into their aloe:eat and oostlasti texturee, sure indicetion that the vogue lo starting 11. high quartets, aud May be depended on an safe to follow, but 1 epeak also from sigithel ormente haeging itt prineely obieete and te wardrobee of oelaer quality women. Tee eptimal arid mare1 use to which they aro per 01 !image, Not only your g0W1.1, 1011, y0 -4-1f carriage °leak • and evening wrap, yirei storm cost and eireet jacket, most elf haw plaid can the reversible. eide, When the plaid ie uob woven in the fabrie 11 .111 of eitk„ teethe or poplin. The souveeir spoon 1mi i ng tbeChieag., Feir comme 17e Derka, 1T1,1113.1 addition wilt pave to be inlet. Potent evene that will Morale and ()eel a, meal while the fatally l 1114 churoh sts, well enough so fsr ae they go, but the sett vent girl problem will net be eolved 4.10104. 000 1)41,2114 444 machiee to chew 06 tl,10 thole and waeh the diebee while the female: betel of the hoes° is putting the ba,by 14. sleep. 11ie net gettiog reeele, but gettilutt rid of them, that twee a winglees adage; into it commeoplece women - le H. ef !mesa, ie well-knowa lominees, man of 'Clime 'lavers, who watt mintoreted te es. Vitivent de Peel Petotte.ri Amy for twe pine for forgery, died euddeely in hie celi oe Tuesdey evening. Pitiledelphia 118 spent (wee $700,004 dineog Hie pest five emirs in Oiling the retell 10 01101,19h grade owneirsee. le Gede00--1 ileum 116t1 jeweller Gilt Itt- slitteptiii•ed and that his iiebilities are battery Wad, 8tree1s-8o ate his atteetit. -he didn't heves eitytthieg but twei safee, The Ameriesh Seeular Union, whieh bat, been liming its texteenth animal eengretth 10 Ohiseigo, ordy (100100,(10 few thinge 141 eta platform. 13oihre down theyare : TaStee teen of cherehee j *10 111.11111441 peepers ih tiro imbetole ; no refigides Slimiest levee ; ne ap- proptietions for teligioue ohatities ; 114 of the 011411,41404;, feet or feshiVal dive; xic teethe *with 10140tilei1OU " 64.2 rtneldlie4 tbhee 6W8el4g2h,)00,000,, In the e"ete. and Her Majeaty never complains ; rather does she seem to enjey the •rouglaeat bleat that rude Boreas can blow, or (Bolus release: from his mighey wind -hag, so long EV4 it be not accompanied by blieding rehire and 100:19 WillOh preclude the Royal chate- laine of Belmoral, from tidthig her wonted drive. ',ere Cluineellor lIerschell is ataying at &amoral as Minister in Attendance. 'Vide itt the first 000aBi011 on whieh he hae fulfilled hie duty ; for his short te.rm of office in 1885 did not inelude a Belmoralied, and the Queen has as yet hed to opportunity of mak- t11e acquaintance of her present Lord Chaseellor. Hering ehe week Her Majesty has had plenty of leisure for the purpose, for the Minister in attenthaica tumidly motets at her rimming coneideratien of the deapatches end public business generally, and ttn ex- perienced critic like the Queen cen very soma deteet the points of a man's character from the way in which he conducts hiratelf oe there occasions. Some Miristers have shown themitelves adeptat servility, and remind is good column of court favor on the foundatioe of thew opportunities. TRH GREAT SEAL OF GREAT BRIT/UN. - The Lere Chancellor always carries vrith hie, greqt seal of England, which is in see, teeete, of silver, each piece being holleoee 1» hold the wax, one side of the 41t'411 reel, 114141114*4)410 equeetrien figure of the Qat-eel supposed to be riding in State. In ieht mind she carries the sceptre, said e alai diadem is upon her head, the fol. loweg inscription encircling the whole : "Vie*' ria, 'Del Gratia Britannutrum Regina, eirleiDefensoe" (Engraved be gothic let- ters). the other eide of the 80141 15 the Queen epee the throno, on either eide of her being fione of Justice and Religion ; the whole being enoiroted by a border of oaIi and roses 4*1 wreneh pattern. HOW THE WAX riviene)9810F IS FIX.BD. A few years ago there used to be a travel - Reg sailer, who followed the Cheneellor ,..therever he neght, be, and who carried with him a huge leather cese containieg cakes of wex for the nee of the goat eeal and a large ,voodea hox eouraining a prose. offieer would someti.neis have from mystote, to eighty seale to affix to patentit tf all kinds, the preemie being to soften the etekee of wax with lef fling water, which, hoe done, the &tat oke is pub in the iao low 01taw side of the 'seal, then the tag 41tlicht-cl to the patent 15 14 heed so that when 041441 calie of wax JO 0cicied, it becomes set diedried-two cakes of weir make a 11)4' - dm other eiee or piece of the great tieal is then placed event, said it ie then placed in a prIrekty 030 A,ft..or a good streseeze, the moil in ,441,1geit into cold water .1 thee, wive It M ticinurieel of euperfluoue wex, end pu item a tie box, An Act was pessed a few yeere ago abet- ishing the officer, and meet of ills patents me (\meet time with a witeer heave:teed wibli e toe deplicato of Mae Greet Seal. illetwenv APPETLTE OP Q1714t214 VTOTOULL • Q410111 Vi'44, like her grendeee Fini- 444133' IV1II11IIO (1 Grnt11y, fa the possessor of !A good, wholesome appetite, wbich is re:mho:ea all the mot, keen by the oriel) eir of the Soottish nionnteine, M lunoheort ae IVIe.r Lodge, the reef. hems, of the Delo awl nueliees of rife, witich ie situated *Dille slaty *hiving dis• tame' of Beltneralie. ger Meresty did fell juot ieo to the follownig r4p1481)4. • etteeee venter -el, boiled etteerte, tettelagee, cold reant chiekee au4 Y,ork ham, oold grouter, cold meet eirloie of Setoteli beef, peetry, elsetidar eheeet end iialad, '84 amen - pague, dry 1144.410441114 .1115(1 thirty yeare' olddry port. Oe couree ill is oet eeggeeted thee) the Queen peetook of everythieg 00 he mean but, the eolidiey et the reeled) wake Vol - Pince ft the digeetive cepabilitee of the Qeeen who, as an eld Jtu1y44 ettjoye her feed aed eate as heArtily ae she did at 16 yeare of age. A etorreta nueliettle freeOlie Tule Wen. The Duelmes o .lbeny oprnece a neW fooeerridge met• ehe Dee le e other (145, 151 Polguholich, e place eituated about two m)lt* trent Bellister, ixt Scotlenti. From tune inunernoriel there letd been a ferry at that point of the river, much ueed by the 1n/141)4144ts, but in oreesone oi flood or sterol, the mewling wes exceediugly danger- ous, and en one *emit meat iou meetly, the beet capsized, thud iv farmer who Wats na it was drowned, under tile very oyes of hie young demghter inandieg en the ahore. l'hie lamentable tiocicleet was the canoe of the bridge in ("inseam' lievieg been built. The good-nve ured 14, tle duehees who was dressed m Week, brought with her her little tion and deriehier, both Med in Highland eostume, to dm greatflalisht of thenativee ; and walked about 0 mile, -the road being too shockingly bail for 1101 Rtryel Highneere earriego 10 prouteed. The Royal widow philter), her way along with much amiebility, ouly remarking (01,00, when the mire was 100 horritlo for her tat feet to pans over and elle aud her children had to be carried storms 2 veritable " elough of despond the arms of three stalwart gillies that " there wee need for more leridgee than were being opened that eley." nierenrsorf ago orarewerases notertwom. Rein iniesenees of Tennyson are pretty rife at the present moment, A parson who olainee the late poet's frieadship tells the following It wee, he eays, 1 think, 10 the year 11355 that I was yieiiient in Lincolnshire, and my fleet proposed that vve ;should call on the Turners, on the chants° of finding Tampon there. He bad just arrived a few days before, and was, tortunetely, at home. My friend, as 8L1140010811110 men, vras already aequainted with him, reud began at once to draw him out. Thies was no (rimy task, for, fiI he amid afterwards, "Tennyson is just like a sleeping hon, who requires a great deal of stirring up before he will roar." At hut, however, the desired roar came. The oonvereatiou turned on mitioation and the spread of scientific knowledge. " erase" old Tennyson, "it is spreading mid it as crumbling all the romance and poetry out of children's lives. It was only yesterday I was walking in the fields with one of any little nepbews-a 11411141 •ohep of 8 or 10- wheu we ohms to 41 fairy ring. "A what, unole ?" he sid. "Why, a fairy ring." The old folks would tell you that these fairy rings are so called bemuse the fairies were dancing here laet night. "Oh unnle," he replied, quite gravely, "11 is well known that these fairy ring, 418 7041 °ell them, are caused hy o epecies.of fungus." "BUST 173. OF THE SAVAGE CLUB. Title much over -rated institution and caravenserai of third rate journalists, broken down motors, drunkards, bankrupts and frequent appearers in police courte, the Savage Club, although nominally Mtn- ated on Adelphi Terrace, is in reality in " Queer street These illadvieed Savages have only them- selves to blame. When the Prince 'of Wales good naturedly consented to become a member and to attend a har- monic rneetiug or two many of the members became afflected. with vvhab ia elute(' " welled head." These men of letters and disciples of art grew "too big for their hate," imd incurred obligations which have tended them in the unfortunate thoroughfare in question. A Jubilee Knighb beceme their seeretary, and a caterer of maisiderable eminence undertook to provide them with their neat and their drink and 5 (wet cigars. This, worthy has now diecovered that the contract is not a paying one, and the Savege Club is now without food or drink. What a tearable axid huraileeting reflection one win make ebout this. .Tuat fancy for a moment that the Prince of Wales were an halneue of the institution instead of being merely a figure -head I Picture the future Sovereign of Great Britain wandering through his own club without being able to order a meal or a modest quencher. The arrogance end igaorance ok the bogus profeesional ele- remit in the club is the cause of its down- fall. For some time peat its motto has been "Facilis est deseensus Averni," and the last sot of the caterer, like the rats . quitting the ranking ship tells its own tale. FOR TIRE RCN OF IT. APPLICATIONS T11011011 DANDRUFF VitNgli• Tgrolato, ToWpht Pawnor Amt, P wiztra, dgrrtv441,45.4t GUARANTEE!) tvg,v,•,(,g'timmr,,,, IVOITIAS DIM Restoreeehie kir to Ow411010 CaOlf. Mee* et it the Seale *me Relies heir ;oft and Kaki Proomteo Growth. vvexi, When She tinderstried his Capecitiet. She Rived **lln.- 11. hmirdieg house iu lDetrolb adVertised for 21 hall boy. Among a hest of applieente was a raw -bonen, hieley youth, wise rung the deer bell end yea» met by tee landlady herself. one foot to the other. WYeaktx,i: aeabidoythrOhlaen t!:iinbignganfr:11- ventory of the applicant. " House run by u missis gt ye8. "Bo you she 79 " " An' you wane a boy to 'tend door, run errant, trot to the grocery, Mt in a °old hall, *ay you're out 60 times e day, and keep agents and tin pecldlerii end kids ellen th:8Yee' p:'?" ‘eaid the astonalied woman "that's pub whet I do wane" "Much money in it queried the boy. "Two dollen and fifty cents a week." " Promises or cosh dewn ?" "You get your motley regularly if you "1:114"tin" your hockleberry, 0141.8818. Wee kin I dew first? Start out on a, collectin' tower, or make the fires in the sick board- ers' roenis, or watch out for the fellow that is going to slide Me trunk out 'ithout payin' his board?" "Look here," seid the landlandy, "you bkrnowe.,t,00 much. I guess we °anis make a aci "A11 eight, mune 11 'sperienee and know-how don't go for something, I ain't in it. But you'll be sorry, mum, when the •butcher coinee around with his last year's bill. I'in a paeifyer of the first water, but you dordt-" She hired him.-Detroir Free Press. Imps LOOKS Lena it, Greeley Now Accuses Seenrd R. Largo of Prove:ring an abortion. The Greeley Large sensetion took on a new phase yeisterdey, says the Toronto Empire, in the arrest of Secord H. 'Argo on ctiarg,e of procuring an abortion, the coin- pleinane, as, in the other eases, being Lens. B. Greeley. .M the present sitting of the Assize Court she figured as the prosecu of the charges of eeduction and breaeh uf premiers againet young Large, but when the oases were reached it hives aneounced that both pareies had agreed on 44settletneut But something has evidently gone wroing, for last night at 6 o'clock Large was ,aken into custody in trout of Holinen's butehte shop, 211 Gerrard strree ease, where he boarded. About 10 30 he was liberated horn No. 4 police swim on $4,000 hail. When asked if he hml anything to may. he replied that it wee "blackmail. Mies Gret3ley, who lives with herpareute at No. 201 Carlton street, explained that she took the present step on account of Lergea failure to keep a promise which he had made on condition that the &et oases were withdrawn. She said that by its settle - meat Large promised to pay a nominal verdict of $50 dawnages to vindicate her character, aud to make her his wife within a year. She seers diet a few evenings ago, when she asked him of his intentiona, he told her that he was "out of it, ' and *hat :the could "go to the — "for her $60 and her jeetice. At the advice, and (dame* at the commiind of her father, who tbre*tened to burn her out of doom, she says she to* the preeent proceedings. TREY Ceitastriese SHIRTS, Row Ilrltith Soldiers Obeyed an Order to the Letter. The true soldier obeys ortiera faithfully, no matter at what sacrifice. A convene, of a British legit/lent We01 once sent, on some duty in time of pew* to a remetra vil- lage in Ireland and left there for several weeks, quite separated from its usual base of supplies. During this period some general orders, applicable more especially to men la bar- -- racks, were sent to the commander of dee She Took Them Ail Rack --George Would Not Keep Them. They had querrelled, and the high- apirited, girl maid, as ahe handed hint e. packege "There, Mr. Ferguson, are the presents you have given ms. Now that all is over between ua, sir, there should be no reminders of the foolish paste" " You are right, Mies Ktiezer," he said, humbly, "and I suppose I must return the gifte you have preeented to me." "1 never gave you anything, sir, thab rementber." " Indeed yen did." " Sir, I--" " Mies Keezer---Katie?" he exclaimed, with soratethiug thee sounded like a soh; "1 velem them beyond everything aloe in the world. It would break my tweet to return them, but there is nothing else left for me to clo." "Will you kindly tell me, sir, what you aro speaking of ?" " I em peekirg, Katie, of the Weems you lieve given me 4 They are not mine now. It's my duty to restore them. ForgiVe ree, •drilling, but 1 cannot go away with- " Oh, George!" When the eteck struck 11, about three hours later, George was still returning thene-Roselcaf. la a 1,43110 Court. Justice -You hAve been proved a tramp and a beggar. 1:Ia,ven't you any trade? Tramp -Yes, your goner; 1 above' snow. • °centimes. One clause of those orders was as follows " All men in the command shall change their shirts at least twice a week." The captain gave orders to the orderly sergeitut to see this commend put into execution. "Eut, captain," said the sergeant, "there's only a shirt apiece to every man 111 the company. How 0,112 they "Silence I" exclaimed the captain, "or - dere are orders, sergeant. Let the men change shirts with one another." So the sergeant saw to it that as long as the company remained in the place on every Sunday and Wednesday morning the soldiers swapped ahirts one with another. -Teeth's Companion. • Determining the Wrong Ilan. Lord Seatorth, who was born deaf and dumb, was to dine one day with Lord Melviee. duet before the time of tbe company's arrival Lady Melville sent into the draw- ing room a lady of her aoqueietence, who could talk with her fingers to dumb people, that she might receive Lord Seaforth. Pieseotly Lord Guildford 4441 .10(1 the reorre and the lady, taking hitri for Lord Seeforth, began te ply her fingers very nimbly ; Lord Guildford did The frame, and they hare been carrying on a conversetion In title manrier for 441101441 1821 minutes when Lady Melville joined there. Her female friend said : " Well, T. have been talking away to tide dumb man." ' "14.1 winter, lenti shat 18 pelt ; whet do " Danlit r cried Lord and ford ; you do in the summer?" the, I thought you were delta !,"-CasseVe 01 weit for the winter, Your Honor." Satuirdwy Journal. A reset frequently corned is moat apt to moire is husky voice. "Why don't you ask that officer about the location 1" " 13notiethe he Is new on the foree " '4 Row tie yen,. know ?" " Didn't 15841 him pay for the peanute be `e (tette*" When in deulre as to whioh eide o your bread in battered try letting it fall on the floor, The firet, known comedy Wag performed at Atheem by Seserion and Bolan, B. Ce 562. , Greek theatres had ne roofe, but per ticos, to which the spectatote retired 'When it rained. Meeready's flint London appeerance Was ae Oradea, Cloven!) Gerden, 1816 ; retired 1851 ; died 1873. Sir John Abbott bee greatly improved in health into hie arrival in tendon. Absterd be Chicago. Miss Perker-end 10 yottr engagement with Mr. Beokbay is 3114a- end. flew did it happen ? Mite Lekeeide---Why, 148 0141(1 he vrehteel in 'have is grand wedding, at it wAs an drier eheb comet; only once in a pereohti Woe Porker (in(1iguantly)-The Hee 1 Coastieg is very exciting Sport, but, like same ether amusements, it htte ±4dra,W- banks. Mrs. Luslifooli-And to think how 1 i*ed to prey fot you— her. Jegrell Istaidiforth -Well, you finelly get int, diehic- dio'tehnith JowelleraeWhat do you wane with en Many paste diamontle ? 5are14y you unealdn't wear them. Aotirees--I want he hire° them stolen. CARTERS ITTLE, PIER POLLS. Sick Headaohe and relieve all tbe troubles Mat - dent to a bUieus state of the system, such ail Dizziness, Waimea. Droweinese. Distress after eating Pain in the Side Re, While theirnieal rema4able success hid been slmera in main ueadache, yet Ceeteea's Lrestx f,evart Pttas are eouelly valuable in ele emeirig and preventing thisexe103641:, Wel they also correct all Moorclere ofth Water -et dtiraulete the liver and review t e bovett. Even it they enly eueed Ache they reUhl bi ahneet prigeless to those who suffer from thie dattreseing eonspiatee• here, and thoee who once try them will te' but fortunately their goodness does not these little pills valuable in so many %yap; that they will not be waling to do without them. But after all sick head is the bane of so many lives that here th weer° we make our great boast. Our pills cure it while others do not. Caarsa's Limn Layne P0241 8140 v8117 small and very easy to take. One or two maks a dose. They aro strictly vegetable and do not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action please all 1,7110 use them. In vials MSS venal' Ave for $1. Sold efflerywhero, or sent by malt Cara 1:18Dlefee GO., raw Yak. hall PM, Small Ds hall Price, 111.15.00.0...611611,..1.,1102.1.10.=.6111YVICA,,nr.,,,tr.¢11aKtia0 liurdettels Advice to Vint lfoters. I don't want to influence your vote. I don't went you to vote for a MD just be. cause other ra90 do. I want you to at down and think about it before you vote. I want you to be able to give a reason for your vote. I want you to go to the polio in good company. As a young man of pro- gressive ideas, I want you to he a.breasb of the world and head and shoultiere vei h the times when you walk up to the polls. I want you, on entering politics, to align with is party whMh has the purest, moat progreeeive reoord. 1 don't cere a cent, my boy, whether you are a Republican or a Deniocro.t. There are benefit men, pareintie citizens, gnod Ch./idioms in both partier. Only I don't want to Pee you walk tip toe the polls and casb your vote with the party. The Worm to the Chestnut. A Pittsburg physician expleins how t/ae worm gete into the &mutat. When the mit is still ereee an 108401 comes along and human ia warm place in which to 1 ave ite eggs hateheci, lights upon the green cinema and stings it • At the same time at deposits some of its eggs in the opening thus made. The cheetteut begins to ripen and, at the same time the eggs are hatchine. • The insect • selects Chestnuts as a place for depositing its eggs aa being the beet adapted place by metinote The floury metier 10 1110 nut turns to sugar and sugar contains ear. bon, which produotte heat. Edwin. -Shall we live with your parents after we are •married? Angelina -The question is, oan eve live without them? Edward Gretchel, the young man who fell into a tank of boiling -teeter at The Standard weollen factory, Toronto, died from his injuries ab the hospital last evening. M:Bride-Before we were married you used to ask me if nova you for yourself alone. hire. McBride -Yea, George. " I said I did." " Yee." " I do now." Well, George?" "Won't you ask your mamma to go home and lesere me with yen alone 7" Tramp -Madam, a week ago you offered me an old pair of your husband's trousere and I refused them with scorn. I would like to recoosider that, decisiore Kind Lady --Why have you obanged your mind.? Tramp -The lady next door has kindly given me the tom of her husband's trousere' strebaher Jot:ma-Smith ie about your closeetfrieed, isn't he Jiorrowet-Yes, confound him It's almost impessible to borrow a cent hone him. An 0:when.° calls love a species of in cati. n. Perkieps that is why the oottree off true It ve is en often arrested. Irank-But what advantage is there in wearing a monocle ? M olphus-Gad, man, how could 1 see with both eyes covered? • JAM FROST, Jack Ernst passed this way last night, And nipned, with satiny fingers, Bvery goli and eariet leaf That on my -maple lingers. Ho scratched a message on the pane, • A hint more kind than courtly; "Bettor see to fires and flowers! ne back here shortlt I" "Did Mr. Pimpermckel anal with vont" "That's what he called it." S H1%.* H'S CONSU I1 PT1 ON 07 Thiti GREAT COUGH CURE, flit sum cossful CONSUMPTION CURE, is wtthout a parallel itt the history of medicihe. Ail druggists are authorited to sell it on a pos. itive gua.rantec A test that no other cure can suecesdully stLd. It you have a Coe Sere ThrOat, Drancliitis, um it, for it wilt cure you, If your child has tbe Croup, or Whooping. Cough, est k promptly, and refier is sere, I( yott dread that utatis disease CONSUMPTION, atm' i jail to tacit, cure you or cost nothing. A...sk yottr vow gist for smn,Citt'S CURB* Price to csE., SO eta. and $1144. 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