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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1969-04-03, Page 13Y 0 e THE BLUE THUMB Holiday on the BY G. Nx�EOo ROSS 1. The Journey (This being the time of year.., humour and of the inco 043 6p•to leave Goderich here is the to come, that you 'Contmnong keen sense of anticipation of the delivers up his very soul. ' l'riez anyone has yet been able tq pour les ,Voyageurs" should be decipher the markings on these out to nit large, over the liortals of all seat reservations, least of all the first of a series to console those brave the Chann4 crossing. continental ports. "porteur"•' who SQ confidently left ebehind and to give them ., Having braved it and ,a large Jammed into a slow vino forced his assistance upon you. some idea of all the fun they are measure of horrors, you" reach press of humanity, yc are `Witt, tlifficul•ty owing to your missing). Calais', still engraven on the heart • impelled forward towards the . width, Increased by two If you are a student hof human of Mary Queen of Scots. It is narrow gang plank, the width of handfuls of baggage, being _ at nature there is no better place to here that the fun really begins. which is still further reduced by least twice the : width of any which to go than abroad. You As you stand herded together the portly figure of the door or corridor on a railway may not be conversant with the on the boat as it glides past the gentleman who becomes carriage, you dumbly follow • language, but much can be learnt company of hopeful fishers on frenzied at the very sight of a your unencumbered leader from the play • of facial the quayside, .you cannot fail t4 ticket. Encumbered as you are through carriage after carriage, expression and from the tone in be moved by the onslaught of with suit case, portmanteau, into-c°rmpartment after which the conversation is the crowd of "porteurs" which camera, etc., you make the compartment, in a never ending couched. Where but abroad will falls upon the defenceless ship, attempt to adorn yourself with game '''of comparing -the you meet a man who carries his ' even '' before it is tied up. passport, pass out check, seat heiroglyphlcs on tickets and , fountain pen in his trousers Thereafter, whatever the severity reservation ticket, 'ail" in such attaining ua match, only 4half a packet, and -where but on the of the crossing may have -been, manner that whichever official is , minute before :the train. pulls A us Continent is the motorist asked bedlam reigns. The swarm ' is first encountered, your delay in out. to "relent" before driving•oround upon us! Hoarse cries of producing the correct "billet." 'thus it is in these days of the a corner'? It is the unconscious "Porteur, P,orteur" rend the will be minimised. Gr eat Peace, at Calais , or humour in everyday' life that sticky air; bags are wrenched But the frenzied gentleman Boulogne. The thought passes makes a holiday abr-16-7,,,s-fromad unsuspecting hands, while has had much more practice , through the mind of ' the attractive. 1t is therefore with 'a even the sternest . among us ° than you a'l'e ever likely to have comparative dignity with which • • Consumers' Association of Canada is beginning a program to broaden its base so that as • many .Canadians as possible can receive the advantages of its consumer information. One example of this, °'is the fact' that this column is now distributed -twice a month. It is available' to any reputable -news media which requests it, and is a . opular feature in more than 25() weekly newspapers across the ,country. Many radio and TV commentators use it as.: a basis for consumer oriented programs. Another way the Association +h is expanding is by the formation of consumer action committees in 'communities where a full-scale local branch seems not feasible. These corhmittees are - composed of two or three or more individuals who have the consumer's interestmvery much in mind and who want to' -do something ' to improve the consumer's lot in today's hectic and sometimes vicious marketplace. To „ help in , this, the • Association has set up a special organization committee on a national basis. For information about forming a practical, useful and "commonsense" consumer. action - comr'hittee in any catmmunity, regardless of size, P, write to Mrs. G. Brown, 203 Dopier St., St. Jean, Que. Several buying guides are still available free in single copies by writing to: "Buying Guides", Consumers' Association of Canada, 100 Gloucester St., . Ottawa 4, OYtt. One of -the most popular of all° guides published has proven to be one ort freezers and freezer food plans. • A close second in , popularity is a leaflet called "Don't make a move!" some « sage guide lines for those who must move their household effects from one community) to another. Other guides available are those on automatidishwashers and stereo consoles Of considerable use is a publication called "Credit costs money." Foo Facts. - d The less money you have to spend on food, the more meal -planning you'll have to do. Fish, cheese and eggs make thrifty • main dishes. Quick-frozen fish is available all year round, and can be prepared in many delicious ways. Cheese and eggs make inexpensive main dishes, with little waste. Both rank high in good quality protein, say food specialists at Macdonald Institute, University - of Guelph. * .* Here are some money -saving ' ideas when you're buying food. Home economists at -Macdonald • .Institute, University of Guelph, . recommend buying foods in the amounts you . need. Check ,ingredient amounts in recipes and purchase accordingly. Take advantage of special sales by buying large quantities; then store carefully whatever you (don't need for immediate. use. ENJOY THE- FINEST FOOD , IN TOWN Chinese Food Our Specialty had at this game. In fact you one negotiated these same ports have to admire the spirit which in former years, circa 1916, can simulate such keenness, day when all your luggage was in day out, over a routine task. contained in a pack and when all As you are squeezed like porteurs had answered a national toothpaste , from the tube call to arms; when the battle towards him, he falls upon you began on the banks of ''the with such zeal that your finest Somme, rather than in Parisi. or dispositions are upset within the Calais, or Boulogne. instant. Passports fall; tickets It is time to, brace yourself blow away; in his rough energy cotnpartment against this endless serpent of hungry, temperfrayed r>ravellers.• You are nom at liberty to "compose" yourself for the night. "Compose" is just part of the ironical humour we have set out to seek. A fearsome night in a foetid atmosphere ensues, during which you are afforded the opportunity to assume some of the•most agonising attitudes it will ever be your lot to maintain. Throughout the night your fitful .slumbers will be interrupted by whistle screech -es; by violent racings of the train, what timer, you will firmly believe the •lueurpotive is completely out of control. Your companions will be in constant need •of varied forms of refreshment -,to be found only in the, depths of a squeaky wicker.. basket; these will be .,w.eoni,ujgs and goings; switchings on, and switchings oft' of the lights; openings and shuttings. of windows; flapping of blinds, whilst overall a warm, close, enfolding atmosphere in which alcohol, boots, sulphur and human bodies are all mixed in equal proportions. Reach for the . anaesthetic! Truly these tortures are the finest advertisement for the never-ending delights of Switzerland, to come. • :r The Swiss railway official may best be .described as efficient, but I presume that Basle is near enough to Germany for the officials to be incoulated with something oto that expectation of unquestioning obedience which is. invariably required of the -traveller in •Gernianv. At Basle 1 foolishly left my carriage to re -register some of my header "bultos varias"' to the Iittl;c known station which was their. destination: It Ails whilst I was entrusting myself to the kindly offices of a "d'ienstermann" that my carriage 'disappeared, 1 knew not where, I knew there was a wait of i5 minutes, nevertheless, I sa,v fit to ask an official the present whereabouts of ` rriy missing carriage. Perhaps it should be explained that on the , Continent - I affect that 'deplorable mixture of bad German and Urdu which come - so easily to the tongue. At first he appeared. to have •missed the fuller meaning of my pregnant interrogation, but then he turned with• an air of paternity to explain that at seven hours. twenty on Perron II, the carriage would be restored to me. I verified the time: It was then 6:35 a.m. I explained as elaborately , as my limited vocabulary would permit that 'I had left several valuables the camera is knocked from for the scramble for the Dining - �" " '"" our umbrella is Car. You become one of the Oil? hands; y never-ending queue in the wedged athwart the gangway, corridors; noses pressed against while the fat man behind you is the cold glass of windows as you. trying to lift a suit 'case from make the futile effort to shrink down under to a shoulder high enough to permit the large position. woman, who never moves in the You stumble; you fall; almost same direction as yeti do, to pass you expect the ticket collector with some modicum of to cast you overboard into the propriety. But persevere and crack between ship and quay in soon the delicious atmosphere of his fury at, what he believes to be cooking assaults the nostrils. your effort to evade him. In that (. awful second you pray, that Large numbers go to the insensibility may overcome you. heads of the restaurant staff like c But no! Forward you must go,' new wine. Let there be need for forcing your way against the.. two sittings and the waiting. staff, bined farcies nf ravity,' rockets into hysteria at once. - friction and terrible abuse, only Bread is hurled; soup is slopped; to be set upon, on. the quay, by entrees are splashed and the yet another villain demanding piece de resistance is slammed. A the• dirty sopping slips of pulp' maniac yells in, your ear; which once were billets, passport 1)esirez a boire'? but. all you anti the like. can manage is to point meekly eALSO TAKE-OUT ORDERS OPEN DAILY 8 a.m. to 10 p.m: Open Friday and Saturday Until 12 Midnight .The Esquire Restaurant "524-9941 One . more effort and you make the Douane, and Madame in the blue smock having given to the bottle on the table nearest you. Thereafter plates are snatched; conditions are written you the chalk mark of the day,` out in flamboyant and totally upon all your remaining illegible - ciphers. The meal- is possessions, you are free to seek over; at least for you. 1 pray you the cool, calm, backwaters of have forearmed yourself with the Salle d'Attente, before French francs, otherwise the bracing yourself to find the calculations will be too reserved seat in the train. But brain wracking to . contemplate. even as you emerge. on to the'.' The • tinkling. little' bell goes platform you are ambushed. 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