HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-8-18, Page 6AFTISR PUN
The Workingman " Arbees weal Sings Ms
Song.
(Geo. R. Sims).
walked tt percesshin with a leumer and a
band,
And they said. I was a. noosanee in Igh. 'Osborn
and the Strati ;
spouted at a meeting which was iu Trafalgar
square,
Rut they soatthe slops to charge me and to clear
me out of there,
0 it's "Demmygog " and "Sochu)iet," and
' "Damn the jay lout,"
But it's "Bless the Britieb. workman" with
the ballot -box about.
The ballotbox about, my lads, the ballot
-
box about,
0! Bless the British workmaa " with
the ballot -box about.
struck for- better wages, and they said I was
a fool,
.And the crafty nagitatur merely Used me as a
tool ;
And when the idils WAS starvinand we hadn't
sup no bite,
hey only shrugged their shoulders and they
• said it served me right.
Por it's "Ruin to the eouutry," and it's
wickoduess and. crime,
But it's "Sacred. Bights o' Labor" just
about election time.
,rust about election time, my lads, just
about eleetion time,
0 it's "Sacred. Righte o' Labor " 3USS
about election time.
m lazy ancl I'm 'acing, and a noosance and a
cuss
Awi sits! on trade and commerce like a b:essed
inkylnas.
in a draggin' down the Hempire anda-swelling
of the rates,
And a 'ortiy-ainded eimbug what the hupper
classes 'ates.
For it's "Workingmen are duffers," and.
'They're never worth a groat
But it's British bone and sinew " when
they wants your blooming vet:,
They wants your blot:ening vote, ley lads,
they wants your blooming,voi e ;
01 it's "British bone andslnew ' when they
wants your blooming vote,
A /Dream. or Biome.
stood last night upon the dreary shore
That girdles roiled fair Seetia's eastern land;
wildlysavage scene where breakera war
'Gainst temples hewn by nature's master
hand.
he gulls, like airy spirits o'er the wave,
Screamed me a rough but kindly welcome
home,
And trees and flowers their choral antb.em
gave
And bade the weary wanderer cease to roam,
he heather's bloom in purple clothed the hill,
The corn-craik piped his harsh note through
the grain;
he wimpLing burn ram seaward past the mill,
And everything was sweet—a glad refrain.
traced. the old gray abbey's ruined aisle,
Where oft in youthful fancy could I hear
ale monks, in stole and warriors' clanking
mail,
And kings and. nobles who this fano did rear.
Hail! oh proud land of tarn and stately erne!
What charms still gild thy wild and stormy
shore;
Although in kinder climes, our hearts stM
yearn
For Scotia's mists, for Scotia's torrents' war.
ir land cf worth and warriors high renown
• Accept the tribute which a bard would
bring:
May years add lustre to thy jewelled crown
And freedom's shout from coast to coast still
ring.
GEORGE SCOTT.
False Kindness.
(From Harper's Young People.)
The softest little fluff of fur 1
The gentlest, most persuasive purr
Oh, everybody told me that
She was the loveliest little esti'
So when she on the table sprung.
And lapped the cream with small red tongue,
I only gently put her down,
And said, " o, no 1" and tried to frown;
But if I had been truly kind,
I should have made that kitten mind!
Now. large and. quick, and strong of will,
She'll smug anon the tehle still,
And, spite of ail my watchful care,
Will saatch the choicest dainties there;
And everybody says. "Saab! seat!
She's such a dreadful, dreadful cat!"
But I, who hear them, know, with shame,
I only am the one to blame,
For in the days when she was young
And lapped the cream with small red tongue,
Had 1 to her been truly kind,
I should have made that kitten mind.
When Babe Begins to CrawL
am nothing but a baby, I guess I'm pretty
small,
But really you would be surprised to see the
way I crawl.
I only learned the other day, and now its my
delight,
To crawl around the carpet from early morn
till night.
I've been uaderneath the table, I get tangled in
the chairs,
And all the time keep waiting for a chance to
try the stzers.
And now I know you won't believe what lots of
things 1 encl.
I never thought1 d have so much to occupy my
mind.
There are pins,. of course, and buttons, and
common tlungs like that,
And once 1 found. a penny right underneath
the mat.
And tacks, my goodness gracious, they are
Strewn so thick, you know,
I always geta moutlaful whichever way I go.
And once I found the scissors, my mother's
sharp ones, to,
And many other curious things wb.ose use I
never knew.
In fact, I'm kept quite busy, butlet me tell you
all,
A fellow can't see much of life until he learns
to crawl.
Iltile ffenter'e Slate.
After dear old grandma died,
Hunting through an oaken °hest
In the attic we espied
What repaid our childish quest;
Twas a homely little slate,
Seemingly of ancient dale.
On its quaint and battered face
Was the picture of a cart
Drawn with all that awkward gram
Which betokens childish art;
put what meant this legend, pray
' Homer drew this yesterday?"
Mather recollected then
What the years were fain to hide—
She was but a baby when
Little Homer lived and died.;
Forty years, so mother said,
Little floraer had been dead.
This one secret through those years
• Grandma kept from all apart,
Hallowed by her lonely tears
And the breaking of her heart;
While each year that sped away
Seemed to her but yesterday.
So the homely little slate
Grandma's baby's lingers pressed,
To a memory consecrate,
Lieth in the oaken chest,
'Where, unwilling we should know,
Grandma put it, years ago.
After his Short 'vacation.
His linen coat he dons to -day,
Likewise Ws linen vest,
And to the country takes his way
To get a rest, ,
Two Weeks henee to the town he hies,
Denuded of his pelf,
And two days on the bed he lice
To rest himself.
Speech for a tittle Roy.
I'm going to be a wise man,
As you may plainly tee;
If I do all the good I can,
There'll be a place for mo.
know that I am very ernale
Ian scarcely three feet high ;
But then, when 1 am big and tall,
Won't I be smart? Oh, my
SO, ellen, I must my IOS80118 get,
My temehets kind obey;
never nsust get erase and fret,
But pleaseet be etch dim;
Wiehleg Mutt tee may ell do right,
leek to be exemied ; ,
Mid you all a kind good-itighe
Hoping yoe've been amused..
OUR 1-10USEBOAT,
THIS houseboat was Ethelbertha's
,idea. We had spent a day, the
manner before, on one belongitag
to n friend of mine, and she had
been eureptured with the life.
Everything was on such a delight-
fully tiny scale. You lived int a
tiny little room; you slept on a
tiny little little bed, in A tiny, tiny little
bedroom ;end you cooked your little dinner
by a tiny little fire, in the tiniest little
!Eitel= that yell ever did see.
"Oh, it =et be lovely living on a house-
boat," said. Ethelberta, with a gasp of
ecstasy.
Ethelbertha aud I, discussing the eubjeot
during our return Journey in the tra,in,
resolved that next year we oureelves would
possess a houseboat, a smaller houseboat, if
possible than even. the, one we had Just
seen. it ahould have art muslin curtains
and a flag, and the flowere about it should
be wild roses and forget-nte-nota, I could
walk all the morning on the roof, with an
awning over me to keep the !sun off, while
Ethelbertha trimmed the roses and made
cakes for tea, and in the evenings, we would
sit out on the little deck and Ethelbertha
would play the guitar (she would begin
learning it at once), or we would sit quiet
and listen te the nightingale.
For, when you are very, very young, you
dream that the summer is all sunny days
and. moonlight nights that the wind blows
• always softly from the west and that roses
will thrive anywhere. But as you grow
older, you grow tired of waiting for the dull
gray sky to break. So you close the door
and come in and crouch- over the fire,
wondering why the winds blow ever from
the east, and you have given up trying to
rear roses.
I knew a little cottage girl who saved up
her money for months and months so as to
buy a new frock to go to a flower show in.
But the day of the flower show was a nasty,
web day, so she wore an old frock instead.
And all the fete days for quite a long while
were nasty, wet days, and she feared she
would never have a chance of wearing her
pretty white dress. But at last there came
a fete day morning that was bright and
eunny, and then that little cottage girl
clapped her hands and ran upstairs, and
took her new frock (which had been her
"new frock" for so long a time that it was
now the oldest frock she had) from the box
where it lay neatly folded between laven-
der and thyme, and held it up, and laughed
to think how nice she would look in it.
But when she went to put it on she found
that she had outgrown it, and that it was
too small for her every way. So she had
to wear a common old frock after all.
Things happen that way, you know, in
this world. There were a boy and girl once
who loved each other very dearly. But
they were both poor, so they agreed to
wait till he had made enough money for
them to live comfortably upon, and then
they would marry and be happy. It took
him a long while to do it, because making
money is very slow work, and he yeauted,
while he was about it, to make enough for
them to be very happy upon indeed. He
accomplished the task eventually, however,
and came back home a 'wealthy man.
Then they met again in the same poorly
furnished parlor where they had parted.
But they did not sit as near to each other
as they had sat then. For she had lived
alone so long that she had grown prim and
old-maidish, and she was feeling vexed with
him for having dirtied the carpet with his
muddy boots. And he had worked so long
earning money that he had grown hard and
cold, like the money itself, and was trying
to think of something affectionate to say to
her.. .
So for a while they eat, one each side' of
the paper " dre-stove ornament," both
wondering why they had shed such apnea-
ing tears on that day they kissed each other
goocieby ; then said ' good -by " again, and
were glad.
There is another tale with much the same
moral that I learned at school out of a copy
book. If I remember rightly, it runs
somewhat like this:
Once upon a time there lived a wise grass-
hopper and a foolieh ant. All through the
pleasant surnm.er weather the grasshopper
sported and played, gambolling with his
fellows in and out among the sunbeams,
dining sumptuously each day on leaves and
dewdrops, never troubling about the mor-
row, singing ever his one peaceful, droning
song.
Then there came the cruel winter: and .
the grseshoprer, looking round, saw that
his friends, the flowers, lay dead, andknew
from that that his own little span was
drawing near its close.
Then he felt glad that he hail been so
happy, and had not wasted his life. "It
has been very short," said he to himself,
"bub it has been very pleasant, and I think
I have made the beat use of it. I have
drunk in the sunshine, I have lain on the
soft, warm air, I have played merry games
in the waving grass, I have tasted the
juice of the sweet, green leaven. I have
done what I could. I have spreaclmywings,
I have sung my song. Now I will thank
God for the sunny days that are passed, and
die."
Saying which, he crawled under a brown
leaf, and met his fate in the way that all
brave grasshoppers should ; and a, little bird
thst was passing bypicked him up tenderly,
and buried him.
Now, when the foolish ant saw shis, she
was greatly puffed up with Pharisaical
eonceit. "How thankful I ought to be,"
aid she "that I am industrious and pru-
dent, and ' not like this poor grashopper.
While he was flittmg about from flower to
flower, and enjoying himself, I was hard at
work, putting up against the winter. Now
he is dead, while I am about to make my-
self missy an my warm home, and eat all
the good things that I have been saving
But, at she spoke, the gardner came along
with his spade ancl leveUed the hill where
she dwelt to the ground, and left her lying
dead amid the ruins.
Then the same kind little bird that had
buried the grasshopper came and picked
her out and buried her also; and afterward
he composed and sang a song, the burthen
of whieh was "Gather ye rosebuds while
ye may." was,
a very pretty song, and a
very wise song, and a man who lived in
tinge daya, and to whom the birds, loving
him and feeling that he was almost one of
thenuielves, had taught their language,
fortunately overheard it and wrote it down,
so that all may read Veto this day.
Onho.ppily for us, however, Fate is a
harsh governess who has no sympathy
With our desire governess,
rosebuds. " Don't stop
to pick flowers now, my dear," she OW,
in her sharp, crows tones, as she seizes our
arm and jerk e Us back into Ghe roadway.;
4i we haven't time to -day. We will come
back again to -Morrow, and you shall pick
them then."
And we have to follow her, knowing. if
we ere experienced ehildren, that the
chancee are that We kali never conic that
way again ; or that, if we do, itwill be when
the roses are dead.
Fate would not hear of mir having a
houeeboat thab SU/MUM WhiOh was an
exceptionally fine eummer—bitt prottiied
ue that if we were good and saved up our
Money we should have one next year ; and
Ethelbertba and I: being eitlipleonindecle
inexperieoced °When, were content with,
the promise, and had faith in Oa gatisface
tory fulfilment.
Aft soon as we remelted home we informed
Amenda of our pima. The moment the girl
opened the door, Ethelbertha burst out
with:
"Oh ! Gan you swim, Amends 1"
"Ne, mum, answered Amends, with
entire absence of curiosity as to why such a
question had been addressed to her. "
never knew but one girl as could, and elle
got drowned.' •
"Well, you'll have to make haste and
learn, then," continued Ethelbertha, '6 be,
cause you won't be able to walk out with
your yOling man; you'll have to swim 9uts
We're not going to live in a how any
more. We're going to live on a little boat in
the middle of the river."
, Ethelbertha.e3 chief object in life at this
period was to eurprise and shock Amenda,
and her chief sorrow that she had never
=weeded in doing so. She had hoped great
things fro in this announcement, but the girl
remained unmoved. "Oh, are you MUM 1"
she replied, and than went on to epeak of
other matters.
I believe the result would have been pre-
cisely the same if we had told her we were
going to live in a balloon.
I do not know how it was, I am sure.
Amenda was always most respectful in her
manner. But she had a knack of making
rae feel, when in her presence, that Ethel -
bertha and I were a couple of children,
playing at being grown up and married, and
that she was humoring us.
Houseboats then were not built to the
scale of Mississippi steamers, but this boat
was a small one, even for that primitive
age. The inan from whom we hired it de-
scribed it as " compaot." The man to
whom, at the end. of the first month, we
tried to sublet it, characterized it as
"poky." In our letters we traversed
this definition. Ite our hearts we agreed
with it.
At first, however, its size—or, rather, its
lack of size—was One of its chief charms in
Ethellserthes eyes. The fact that, if you
rose up out of your bed carelessly, you were
certain to knock your head against the
ceiling, and, that it WAS utterly impossible
for any man to put on his trousers except
in the saloon, she regarded as a capital
joke.
What she herself had to take it looking -
glass and go upon the roof to do her back
hair she considered as amusing.
Amends accepted her new surroundings
with philosophic indifference. On being in-
formed that what she had mistaken for it
linen press was her bedroom, she remarked
that there was one advantage about it, and
that was that she could not tumble out of
bed, seeing there was nowhere to tumble;
and, on being shown the kitchen, she re-
marked that she should like it for two
things—one was that she could sit in the
middle and reach everything without get-
ting up; the other, that nobody else could
came into the apentment while she was
there.
"You see, Amenda," explained Ethel -
bertha, apologetically, "we shall really live
outside."
"Yea, mum," answered Amenda, "1
should say that would be the best place to
do it."
If only we could have lived more outside,
the life might have been pleasant enough,
but the weather rendered it impossible, six
days out of seven, for us to do more than
look out of the window and feel thankful
that we had got it roof over our heeds.
I have known wet summers before and
since. I have learned by many bitter ex-
periences the danger and foolishness of
leaving the shelter of London during any
time between thenst of May and the 3jet of
October. Indeed, the country is always
associated in my mind with recollections of
long, weary days passed in the pitiless rain,
and sad, dreary eveninge spent in other
people's clothes. But never have I known,
and never, I pray night and morning, may
I know again such a summer as the ono we
lived through (though none of us expected
to) on that confounded house -boat.
At about 5 o'clock in the morning we
would be awakened by the rain's forcing
its way through the window and wetting
the bed, and would get up and mop out
the saloon. After breakfast, I would try
to work, but the beating of the hail upon
the roof just over my head would drive
every idea out of my brain, and, after a
wasted hour or two, I would fling down
my pen and hunt up Ethelbertha, and
we would put on our mackintoshes and
take our umbrellas and go out for a row
or a walk. At midday we would return
and put on some dry clothes and sit down
to dinner.
In the afternoon the storm generally
freshened up a bit, and we were kept pretty
busy rushing about with the towels and
cloths, trying to prevent the water from
coming into the rooms and swamping us.
During tea time the saloon was usually il-
luminated by forked lightning. The even-
ings we spent in bailing out the boat, after
which we took it in turns to go into the
kitchen and warm ourselves. At 8 we
supped, and from then until it was time to
go to bed we sat wrapped up in rugs,
listening to the roaring of the thunder and
the howling of the wind and the lashing of
the waves, and wondering whether the boat
would hold out through the night.
Friends would come down 10 spend the
day with us—elderly, irritable people, fond
of warmth and comfort people who did
not, as a rule hanker :fter Jaunts, even
under the mese favorable conditions; but
who had been persuaded by our silly talk
that a day on the river would be to them
like a Saturday to Monday in paradise.
Poor oreaturesl They would generally
return home looking as if they had had a
day in the river.
They would arrive early in the morning,
soaked and we would Wild them in dif.
ferent benks and leave them to strip them-
eelves, and put OR things of Ethelbertha'a
or of mine. But Ethel and I, in those days,
were slim, so that stout, middle-aged people
in our clothes neither looked well nor felt
happy.
Upon their emerging, we would take
them into the saloon and try to entertain
them by telling them what we intended to
do with them had the day been fine. But
their answers were short, and occasionally
snappy, and after it while the conversation
would flag, and we would sit round reading
last week's newspapers and coughing.
The moment their own dlothes were dry
(we lived in a perpetual atmoriPhere of
steaming clothes) they would insist upon
leaving us, which seemed to me disdour,
teems after all that We bad done for them,
and would dress themselves once more and
etart off home, and get wet again before
they got there.
We would generally receive it letter a few
days afterward, written by some relative,
'mfoeming no that both patients were doing
as well as could be expected, mid promising
to Send us it card for the funeral in ease of a
relapse.
Our chief recreation, our sole consolation,
during the long Weeks of our imprisonment,
Was to watch from our windows the plop.-
eure-seekers passing by in their email, Open
boats and to reflect what an aWfal day they
had bed, or were going to have, an the met
might be.
in the Morning they would head up
atteitm—young men With their ilweeflearts,
nephews takingts
out their rich old aun,
husbands and wives (some of them, pairs,
Some ef them edd ones), stylish Woking
gilre with coueine, energetic looking men
with dogs, higleoless eilent parties, loW-
elass noisy pieties, quarrelsome family
parties—boatload after boatload they went
by, wet, but still hopeful, pointing out bite
Of blue sky to ono another.
In the evening they wouldreturn, drenched
and gloomy, saying disagreeable things to
one another.
That summer, I am convinced, wag re-
sponsible for the breaking off of many an
engagement and the abandonment, maybe,
of one or two elopements. A wet day on
the river affords lovers an insight into each
other's character that isnot otherwiee easily
obtainable. Angelina learns that Edwin's
language is not so limited as she had
imagined, and Edwin perceives that Ange-
lina'ssmile is not the fixture he had thought
it.
One couple, and one couple only, out of
the many hundreds that passed under our
view, wane back from the ordeal with
pleasant faces, He was rowing hard and
singing, with a handkerchief tied round his
head to keep his hat on,and she was laugh-
ing at him, while trying to hold up an
umbrella with one hand mid steer with the
other.
There are but two explanations to account
for people being jolly on the river in the
rain. The one I dismissed as being both
uncharitable and improbable. The other
was creditable to the human race, and,
adopting it, I took offmy cap to this damp
but cheerful pair as they want by. They
answered with a wave of the .hamcl, and I
etood looking after them till they disap•
peered in the mist.
I ant inclined to think that those young
people, if they still be alive, are very
happy. Maybe fortune has been kind to
them, or maybe she has not, but in either
event they are, I am inclined to think,
happier than are most people.
Now and again the daily tornado would
rage with such fury as to defeat its own
purpose by prematurely exhausting itself,
and thus being unable, toward evening,
to come up to time; and, on these rare oc-
casions, we would sit out on the deck and
enjoy the unwonted luxury of s little
fresh air.
I remember well those few pleasant even-
ings—the river, luminous with the drowned
light, the dark banks where the night
lurked, the storm -tossed sky, jewelled here
and there with stars.
It was delightful not to hear for an hour
or so the sullen thrashing of the rain ; but
to sit and listen to the leaping of the fishes,
or the soft swirl raised by the water rat,
swimming stealthily among the rushes, or
the restless twittering of the few still
wakeful birds.
A. BOON FOR GIRLS.
They Needn't Darn Their Stockings Any
MOM
Girls used to be brought up to understand
that she who mended her stockings with
court -plaster always caught the heel of her
slippers in a crack and revealed to the young
man who accompanied her the slovenly
deed; whereupon he went straightway and
proposed to her cousin Jane, who was plain,
but darned her stockings so that the hole
became like the web. Nor, it was pointed
out to her, was there any record in the
ribald song that the men who danced with
a girl with a hole in her stocking married
her, though she was the prettiest girl in the
room. It is hard to give up the value of
this early training, and feel that a good
many hours have been uselessly saorificed in
painful labor with the needle. It seems
there in a. certain sort of rubber tisue that is
admirable for mending rents, and in
woman's journals and columns it is urged
for that purpose. No word here of the
moral qualities of darning, of its eloquence,
its womanliness. On the contrary rubber
tissue is expressly prattled for the speed
with which it enables a woman to get
through her mending and get out. It is a
thin, transparent fabric, accessible and
cheap. The method of using is to adjust
the rent, clip off the frayed edges, clap on a
piece of rubber tissue cut the appropriate
size, lay over this a piece of thin cambrio
and apply a hot iron. The philosophy is
clear. The iron warms the rubber, which
then lays hold and ingratiates itself with
the texture and the mending is done. It: is
described as very useful in restoring
umbrellas, elbows in sleeves, and the seats
of small boys' trousers.—N. Y. Sun.
The Art of Being Pleasant.
There is an inherent longing deep in the
heart of each woman plodding along this
earth of ours to be attractive. She thrives
on admiration and grows plump at the rate
of five pounds a week if a little love should
be thrown in her way. But the great ques-
tion of how to gain this affection, this love
and admiration which each man has it in
his power to give is sometimes of a rather
puzzling nature to girls, especially those
who have no personal charms to attract. In
conversation the other day some charming
girls were complaining of their look of talent
and plain features. It was suggested to
them to make a study of the art of being
pleasant. "Girls, you don't know what an
effect continued pleasantness has upon a
man." A woman who makes the man
whom she loves believe that she knows not
the meaning of worry, and who always has
for him a pleasant smile and it word of
welcome will find that tender thoughts of
her arecreeping down further into his
heart than those of the beauty whom she
envies. The only way always to be pleasant
ie to make a study of the art; convert it
into a science and study it as sdch. A
pleasant woman in the home is line a gleam
of God's brightest sunshine. Her very pres-
ence soothes, comforts and cheers the heart
of man.
want to Escape Registration.
The coming into force of the Provincial
statute regulating the mutual benefit
societies that have sprung up in Ontario of
late has caused trouble to not a few societies
that were 'Supposed to be exempt from the
regulations, moluding several organizations
that are in effect trades union societies. One
of these is the benefit society of the Brother-
hood of Locomotive Engineers, with head-
quarters at Oleveland. On June 28th, be-
fore the act came into force, representatives
of the society waited upon the Government
and secured a three -months' exemption from
the operation of the act. This privilege, on
the representations of delegates from the
engineers, has UOW been extended until the
Howie meets again, when the relation of the
society and similar organizatione to the act,
will be disc:med.
Progress.
It is very important in this age of vast
material progress that a remedy be pleas-
ing to the taste and to the eye, easily
taken, acceptable to the stottlach and
healthy in AB nature and effects. Pos-
seeming these qualities, Syrep of Figs is
the one perfect laxative and. Moist gentle
diuretic knowns
Guelit----Vhat'a the extra charge of $5
for ? Hotel Clerk—That's for fees which
you ne„lecited to give the waiter.
A little Water in butter l when used for
trying, will prevent it from burning,
FI rs'Z.A..s. 1E$A..1eALAzir
CORKS, GALLS, ' SOUR SHOULDNItS, atilltATCHRS, or any
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Speedy Cure GITA1AN7rEED if yen nee 10•XOXAS '33.2a.Y..43.23n/4.
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TORONTO, CAN. AGENTS Wmeted. 1E -very -where. TESTIMONI2t10e
THE MORNING COLD SAUL
If You are Pat And SlAggifibl Take it; 11
Thin and Nervous, Don't.
• Portions who have an abundance of flesh
and blood, who are sluggish in tempera-
ment, and whose nervous force is not de-
pleted, can take the cold morning bath to
advantage, Others, who are inclined to be
thin in flesh, whose hands and feet become
cold and clammy on slight provocation,
who digest food slowly and assimilate A
with diffeelty, who are nervous and who
carry large mental burdens, should avoid
early morning bathing, For all such the
bath at noonday or before retiring at night
is fer more cleeireble, and it should be fol.
lowed by rest of body and brain till equable
conditione of circulation are re-established.
—St. Louie Post,Dispatch.
, Italfoues Talented Sister,
Miss Agnes Balfour not only keeps house
for Rt. Hon, Arthur Balfour, but is con-
aulted by him on important points. She is
the favorite niece of Lord Salisbury, and
although, of course'it strong believer in co-
ercion, she is very fond of the Irish people,
says am exchange. As if to prove that she
could turn her hand to anything, Miss Bal-
four once wrote a couple of very interest-
ing magazine articles on a tour she made
with Balfour through the west of Ireland.
She has a cool, critical judgment, and is an
invalueble member of the Primrose League.
Although seemly a month passes in
which she is not credited by some journal
with matrimonial intentions those who
know her well declare that see will never
leave Mr brother unless he should make
up his mind to take a wife. Mies Balfour
is a tells agreeable -looking woman on the
right side of 40. She generally dresses in
brown,
and can hold her own converse-
tionaliy with any member of Her Majesty's
Cabinet. Her brother declanss often that
his greatest political help is her custom of
going through the morning papers and
marking what is useful for his perusaL
Batch Proverbs About Our Sex.
The brilliant daughter makes a brittle
wife.
Who has a bad wife his hell begins on
earth.
A. house full of daughters is it cellar full
of sour beer.
Arms, women and books should be looked
after daily.
"Bear your cross with patience," a
the man said when he took his wife on hi
back.
"Every little helps to lighten the bur-
den," as the captain said when he threw his
wife overboard.
Mothers, are your daughters, pale or
sallow? Remember that the period when
they are budding into womanhood is most
critical; fortify their system for the change
with Dr. Williams' Pink Pals, unsurpassed
for the speedy cure of all troubles peculiar
to females. A trial of a single box will
convince you. Beware of imitations and
ake no substitute.
White Bair Turning Black.
A Detroit women originally had black
eyes and hair, but in the course of time,
when she had attained the age of about 70
years, her hair turned pure white. This was
expected, but about a year ago her hair
began darkening, and is nowas black as jet.
There is no doubt about the change, nor
was any artificial means used to produce it,
so that the case is certainly one of the most
remarkable recorded in the annals of medi-
cal history. The lady was not conscious of
any change in diet or in her physical condi-
tion that would justify the curious phe-
nomenon, so it is absolutely unexplainen on
any known hypothesis.
Fits stopped free by Dr. Ktineat
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first
day's use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and$2.013
trial bottle free to Fit eases. Send to Dr. Rune
931 Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa.
A pretty incident is reported of royal
lovers, the King and Queen of Italy. Early
in the season Queen Marguerite asked her
royal. consort for his opinion as to whether
she was still young enough to wear her
favorite costume of white muslin. He re-
plied: "This is a matter which requires
reflection." Two week's later came the
King's reply in the shape of a box of
beautiful white gowns, which he had
ordered for his wife from Paris.
A monument around which clings a re-
markable romance stands in South Laurel
Hill Cemetery. It is of marble and repre-
sents a lady with a twin upon each arm.
The monument is erected over the grave of
the wife of a Polander named Sanders, who
once dwelt in Philadelphia and earned his
bread as a wood-carver, at which work he
was a master. His wife passed away in
childbirth, and the heart -broken widower
spent many a long night in the wearying
but loving labor of cutting one her life-size
image as it now stands gracefully upon the
pediment, whereon he engraved the figure
of his mallet and tools, when the last line
was finished. He lies not there himself
sleeping peacefully beside his wife as was
his wish, overlooking the Schuylkill. He
wandered back to his native Poland, sacri-
ficed his life on a hard•fought battlefield,
and there his ashes lie, mingled with those
of his sires.—PhilacleViza Record.
A child just born has less chance of living
a year than an octogenarian.
assensseasseosee
11101110AN LANDS FOR SALE,
12,000 Ofood Farming Lands,titleperfee
pens and Loon Lake Railroads, al
Acres
on Michigan Central, Detroit &Al
prieea ranging from V to $6 per acre. Thea
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churches, achools, etc., and WM be SOld on mos
favorable terms. Apply to
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Otto
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Please mention this paper When writingl
GOITRE'OR :110-NE0k;
If you wain that Rtilargement tin
your :leek Perineum:Ali Cured, en.
close a Stamp mid Send for Weider
and price of medicine to,
Mrs.R.F.I.LOYD,
klao's Remedy fon Catarrh is uie
!lost, lilasiest 10 IJ80, ithd Cheapest.
Gott badteggIste dreeiit and
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ISSUE NO 33. 1892.
NOTE
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ON ENJAYSete
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tem effectually, dispels colds, head-
aches and fevers and cures habitual
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only remedy of its kind ever pro-,
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Syrup of Figs is for sale in ;5e
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Any reliable druggist who may not
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