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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-8-4, Page 3A Gentleman. I knew bim for a gentleman BY allIns that never fail ; His coat was rough and rather worn, His cheeks were thin and pale— .lad who had his way to make, With little time for play— know him for a gentleman By certain signs to day. He met his mother on the street; °flown° WS little cap. Iffy_door was shut; he waited there Until I beard his rap. He took the bundle from my hand. And when I dropped my pen Ho sprang to pick it up for me, This gentleman of ten. He does not push and crowd along; His voice is gently piteitedi He does not ding his books about As if he were bewitolied. He stands aside to let you pass; IL, always shuts the door; He runs on errands willingly To forge and mill and store. He thinks of you before himself He serves you if he can; For in whatever company The manners make the man. At ten or forty the same, The manner tells the tele; And I discern the gentleman By signs that never fail, " A King's Daughter." She is a prettypieture, She is gracetulas a fawn, She is radiant as the sunbeams. That kiss the lips or dawn,tal She is fairer than the flowers That dream by tropic seas, She is purer than the zephyrs That woo the orange trees. She is winsome as a fairy, She has gentle, kindly ways, And pure lips ever ready To speak another's praise. She "has higher aims than fashion.? She is noble, kind and true, She believes in helping others And the good that she can do. .She is thoughtful to her mother, She's a blessing from above, Oh. her life's a gentle sermon, 0 Full of hope and joy and love. She is cheerful as the sunshine, She is kind to everything •, She's a lovely earthly angel She's "A Daughter of the Ring." The Spellbigeillateh. Ten little children standing in a line, "Ir -u -l -y, fully'," then there were nine. Nine puzzle,d faces fearful of their fate, "C -i±1 -y, silly," then there were eight. Eigh pairs of blue eyes bright es stars of heaven "B -u -s -s -y, busy," then there were seven. Seven grave heads shaking in an awful ilx, "14 -a -e -d -y, lady," then there were six. Six eager darlings determined each to strive, •‘•D-u-te-e, duty," then there were five. Hive hearts, so anxious, beating more audition; " $-celro-1-1-a-r, scholar," then there were four. 'Four mouths like rosebuds on a red rose tree. " M -e -e -r -y, merry," then there were three. Three pairs of pink oars listening keen and true, " On -l -e -y, only," then there were two. Two sturdy ladies ready both to run, T -u -r -k -y, turkey,' then there was one. 12ne head of yellow hair bright in the sun, '11 -e -re, hero, ' the spelling -match was won. On the Reverse Dieter. I know a young pair who are wedded and poor— Tor it sometimes happens that way— Who wrestle each day with the wolf at the door— Forit sometimes happens that way. Now, if this were a novel, we'd find them all right, And living on love and a sup and a bite, But I'm sure that they quarrel, and. I've heard that they fight— Well, it sometimes happens that way. There once was a man 'with a mother-in-law— For it sometimes happens that way- -Whom he daily subdued with a vigorous jaw— For it sometimes happens that way. Though we all know she should have been sav- age and grim, ,Anda gigantic terror, who tyrannized hine. Yet she really was docile and lacking in vim— For it sometimes happens that way. There once was a man who went to a "show," For it sometimes happens that way— Timugh he was beld-headod, he took she back TOW— For it sometimes happens that way. And he didn't sneak home in the fear of his life— Nor, when asked where he'd been, tell lies to his wife ; In'his actions she saw no occasion for strife— For it sometimes happens that way. Told ity the Dude. She's the sweetest summali girl, I Should fawncy, as they go ; But she's woolly dwedful, Cholly, Weeny dwedfur don't you know. She said the lake was glowious ; I Said Was dwedful wet; And she asked me if my MOMISM, Could spare her precious pet. And, aw, fatbaeve she awsked inc In awccents sweet and low, If a poodle evah chased me, aw, Cholly don't you know. Befoah I could we ply, you know, She sweetly said, " is that About the pwecise measali of youah, Lawgest size of hat?' She wally meant my cane bead; She does SUpWiFie Me SO ; She is weeny dwedful, Cholly„ Weally dwedful, don't you know. " When I ann When 1 tun big I mean to buy A dozen platters of pumpkin pie, A barrel of nuts to have em handy And fifty pounds of sugar candy. When I ara big I mean to wear A long -tail coat, and crop my hair, I'll buy a paper and read the news, And sit up late whenever I choose. 'Innadies in the southern fleas. An experimental voyage, which, though its main object is commercial, is not with- out interest of a more general kind, says 41 Science," is about to be undertaken by Captain *ray, of Peterhead, the well-known Arabia whaler. Captain Gray is of opinion that the value of the Antarctic Seas as a whaling -ground has never been properly tested, and he has, according to the Pro- ceedings of the Royal Geographical Society, emended in raising the capital necessary for prosecuting an experirnetatal voyage with &couple of ousels) of some 400 or 500 tons register, propelled by auxiliary engines of seventy or eighty horse -power nominal. A otatement issued by Captain Gray and his brother contains numeroug extracts from the literature on the Antarctic regions, as evidence that there is a reasonable prospect of developing a Dew and important fishing industry m the Southern Sees. Felitcrit tonal Notes. Travers—How long ss came does your eon take at college ? Dobson—That's just the epiestion lashed. 'He wrote back that it wonld be " tWo miles with a turn." Wageodavery doesn t Mein to he such an anniisted well on the afternoon of pay-day Lady Colin Campbell is not wily at expert fencer, but knows how to kill a 'salmon or land a trout as Well an city fisherman on a Scotch river. The New York Tribune insiate apma the 'pronunciatiort of "gerrymander" with a hard "'g.?' Historically, the Tiditune is eertaiely correct, for, as it , tete forth, the tt,srm is derived from the nein° of Govereor Ethridge Gerry, of Massachusetts, Who' is supposed to have had sotriething to do with the first of the long melee ot. %tablet appor- nimunents.. THE WIDOW PUJOL. A Story "Wherein Love, like and Matrimony Are OOMMingled. ALBERT PU.701, had no fortune, only expectations, personi0ed in a very rich and very stingy uncle, an old Admiral, who had never done anything for his nephew ex- cept to procure for him a third - chase diplomatic post in Cochin China. Efe there lived with his mother and his wife, for the unfortunate man was married. For two years the three exiles led a hard life. From January 1st to December 31st they were unable to :deep on account of the heat and the mosquitoes ; they lost their appetites and they ruined their purses by the purchase of artificial ice. One day they learned that the Admiral had cliecl, leaving Pujol all his fortune and his chateau of Saint Landry, one of the most elegant in Touraine. It is needless to say that the three /sailed from France by the first steamship that called at Saigon. The vessel was crowded. A cabin was found, however, for the two ladies; as for the new millionaire, he was gh.,d to share a stateroom with a young gentlemen who came from the neighborhood of Saint Landry. The traveller was named George Seineport, and he had just made a pleasure trip around the world. The voyage began badly. Pujol's wife, Antoinette,was taken ill, and the ship's doctor advised her not to quit her berth during the passage. The almost constant attendance of her hueband, the devoted care of her mother-nalaw and occasional visits from Seineport, who was an agree- able companion, rendered her sequestered existence bearable. During the short stay of the steamer at Aden Pujol and his new friend George went on shore and dined with the French Consul. They returned about 11 o'clock and the vessel, having finished coaling, con- tinued on her voyage. , The next morning Seineport, who occu- pied the lower berth, prepared to get up, and in the movement he made his cheek grazed Pujol's hand, whit% hung clown from the upper berth. The hand was icy cold. Seineport was startled and called out to the sleeper. He got no reply, for poor Pujol had died during the night from heart disease. The captain and the doctor were at once notified. " What are we going to do ?" asked George, anxiously, " We ba.ve no choice," replied the captain. "Everything must be over by the time the passengers begin to come on deck." "How so?" said the young traveller, who did not quite catch the captain'a meaning. " We have a terrible responsibility," explained the doctor. "We are now enter- ing the Red Sea, which is pre-eminently the country of cholera; we shall soon have to endure 112 degrees of heat; there are sick persons on board. Under these condi- tions to keep a corpse an instant longer than is absolutely necessary would be criminally imprudent. Besides, it's the rule." " Ah ! T understand. Poor Pujol? But how shall we notify the unfortunate wife and mother ? " "We must keep the news secret until all is finished. It would kill the young widow in her present feeble state to be present at the preparations for the burial. Ab, if she could learn of her misfortune only on land- ing in France I" Seineport protested against this plan, but the captain and doctor convinced him. An hour later Pujol reposed at the bottom of the sea with 200 pounds of lead about his feet. The sad ceremoey had been accom- plished with such secrecy that scarcely any passenger on board suspected the drama that had just taken place. Pale, but affecting a smiling air, Seine - port went to see Antoinette and related that his companion had missed the steamer. The captain declared that, see- ing one of the two friends on board, he thought the other had also returned. He made all sorts of excuses for his thought lessness. Besides, he added, Pujol would simply have to pass a week with the Consul at Aden and would return to France by the following mail steamer. The two women were in great distress, but were obliged to make the best of it. " We shall have a telegram at Suez, or Port Said or at Naples," said Antoinette to console herself. But in neither of these ports, nor at Mar- seilles, did they find the expected despatch. From hour to hour Seineport became more anxious. When he found himself upon the quay at Marseilles with two sick ladies on his hands and the mortuary certificate of his friend in his pocket he cudgelled his brains to think how be should make known the frightful truth to them. He decided that he must, first of all, send the two yeomen to Saint Landry, He made all the arrangements for their jour- ney with touching solicitude and quitted them only at the departure ofthe train. "1 shall remain at :Versailles," he said, " and look out for Pujol. Have no anxiety about him. Leave everything to me. To- morrow, or the day after, at the latest, I shall certainly be able to telegraph you something." And, in fact, the second day afterwards Seineport telegraphed to the two ladies at Saint Landry; "Pujol leaves Aden on the Oxus." Later he sent a second despatch: "Pujol landed at Naples on account of illness.', The following day the unhappy Seineport started for Saint Landry. When the mother and the widow saw hira arrive thus unex- pectedly, with a serious face, they guessed the sad news he brought. Tears, sobs, nervous cries and fainting fits followed in rapid succession. Seineport wished to leave the ladies alone in their sorrow, but, at the first word he said Pujol's mother clung to him. "Do not abandon us," she said ; " you were his friend and are now ours. Alas ! a cruel duty romaine to be fulfilled. The body of my unfortunate son must be re- stored to us..) Poor George has not thought of this. Bring back Pujol's body to Saint Landry 1 It would have been easier to revive him. He made objections, showed the difficulty of the enterprite and pretended that the Campo Santo at Naples was the finest ceme- tery in the world. None of his arguments prevailed. Partly through kindness of heart and partly to obey the fatal chain of circumstances 'Arch henceforward weighed upon him. Seineport was obliged himself to go to Naples and look up a body that he had seen with his own eyes thrown into the Red Sea. At the end of a week, however, he returned to Saint Landry, escorting a coffin that no one, happily, thought of opening. They would have found in it the body of a bandit who died at the hospital a few days before. Joacehino mese Lev° 'been slightly as- sonished at travelling for three days under black Velvet., embroidered with silver, being watered With tears by two excellent ladled, hearing his virtues preised by a high ecclesiastical dignitary, seeing defile before his remains the clergy, the inhabitants of theneighboring chateau x and the peasants of the surrounding commune, An for Streepoets after having been troubled by many scruples, he eitimed his conscience by the thought that all this die, play, resulting from a first deception that was almost unavoidable, did net,. in fact, harm anybody.Was it not e pretnous coin solation for his widow and mother to have a coffin to cover with flowers and bathe in tears? In foot, the will and testament of the real Pujol, found in his trunk, left all the property td the beautiful Antoinette. So George concluded that he had acted for the best ; besidemore tender thoughts took a larger place in his heart each day. Mme. Pujol was one of those blondes whom pink renders delicious but black makes irresistible, and tears embellished instead of disfiguring her. To be brief, Seineport fell madly in love with her. He was the friend of the family, and the mother and daughter- in-law owed him gratitude and ehowecl their sense of obligation, He breakfasted and dined with them often. But these meals were mournful repasts, taken upon a table with four places, one of which remained vacant opposite the window. The "dear absent" was represented by his hoto- graph. • Pujol-Joacchino reposed in the middle of Saint Landry Park, in a picturesque site. Seineport had been charged to superintend the building of the mausoleum. He acquitted himself of this new task as in- telligently as he did of the others, con- sulting the architect, selecting the plans, composiug the inscriptions and looking after the masons and sculptors. All this labor secured for him a good many break- fasts opposite the photograph of the de- parted Pujol. The monument was inaugurated with great ceremony. It contained a place for the inconsolable widow of the first occu- pant. Seineport completed his work by surrounding the mausoleum with a lot of chestnut trees, which are known to grow quiohly. He had no longer anything to do at Saint Landry,and yet he continued to make frequent visits there. At the end of the delay, wisely fixed by public opinion, the entire neighborhood was stupefied to hear the great news : "Seineport is going to marry Pujol's widow 1" By a delicate observance of the proprie- ties, the two were married at Paris. Then they travelled in Switzerland. Pujol's mother remained at Saint Landry, 'where each day, from the depths of the tomb, the Neapolitan bandit had his ears filled with bitter complaints upon the inconstancy of widows. After a delightful honeymoon the bridal couple remembered one day that they were the owners of a very comfortable habitation in Touraine. Had they been more timid or loss in love the mother-in-law in partibus on one side and the mortuary chapel on the other might have spoiled thew St. Landry. But young Mme. Seineport had akeady had time to acquire new habits, and particularly that of thinking much less of the dead than of the living. So they returned home, well satisfied to continue their courtship else- where than in hotels, and if anything less- ened their satisfaction it was not the disap- pearance of the elder Mme. Pujol, who had started the daybefore to pass a month with i some relatives n Brittany. So everything seemed to be for the best. But suddenly Seineport noticed that his wife seemed ready to faint with terror. She kept her eyes turned towards the window looking out on the park, and, in spite of all her husband was able to say or do the beautiful Antoinette looked straight ahead, as if she knew there was some male- factor behind the silk curtains. " Oh I George," she said, "he is there. I assure you I have seen him ! We have made a mistake to return to this house, at only a few steps from his tomb! We seem to be defying his phantom!' "We don't defy him," protested George, gently. "On the contrary, we respect and bless his memory." The ex -Mme. Pujol grew so excited that Seineport saw that he must either leave Saint Landry at once or tell the story about Joacehino. Of the two solutions the latter was the one that cost him the least. He at once related the whole history, and pro- duced, as proof of his statement, the report made by the captain of the steamer an hour after the burial of the unfortunate Pujol. This dismal recital made the young wife tremble at first, but she amen showed her- self very much relieved atlearning that her first husband, who she thought was a hundred yards from her, slept his last sleep more than a thousand leagues away. After this explanation their days were no longer troubled, except by Mme. Pujol when she returned to Saint Landry, but calm was soon established, for the good lady died the following year. The last words which she uttered upon this earth were evidently intended to be disagreeable. "1 wish," she said, to repose by.the side of my son. Mrne. Seineport, I imagine, does not care for the place reserved for her." Her last wish was respected, and of all Joaechino's astonishment, that of having his new neighbor was not the least. The chestnut trees have grown, and you could make the tour of the park twenty times without suspecting the existence of the tomb where a Neapolitan bandit and a French lady await the last judgment together.—Translated from the French of Jules Lermina for the Argonaut. WORICE OE mow. Care ComesIn With Good Fortune—A. Case lis litustratieu. He was worried. She was worried. Their eons and daughters all worried every day of their liveo, although they were rich and pesaeseed good health, which they did not know hew to enjoy. They lived in a hand- some home, on handsome grounds, upon the farthest corner of which was a neat cottage. In the cottage a servant of the house lived with his family. The °weer of this whole place often strolled past the cottage and, sometimes stopped to note the leak of peace and con- tentment the place wore. Sometime he heard a woman's voice Hing- ing about the house, often a man whistled a merry tune within. One day he inquired : "John, how ie it that you and your wife are always so happy? I hear you singing, or talking, or laughing as if you enjoyed life." "That we doe:sir " answered John. "My wife is strong anti:hearty and so am 1, and we make enough to live on comfortably, as you know sir, and we're at peace with our- selves and all the world. Time enough to fret, gay I, when trouble comes." The owner of the place thought about John's contentment, and one day he mid to his wife; "John has been a faithful man, and I have decided to make him a present. I will give him $500." The wife took no interest in the matter one way or the other, so the master had his way and gave John the money, to the great surprise of the man, who seemed hardly able to comprehend his good fortune. Soon the generous donor noticed that there was no more singing or whistling in John's cottage. The couple went about with a distracted air, and it was as if some great trouble had faUen upon them. This time John was asked why he never sang or whistled any more. "It's the money, air," said John in a whisper, looking behind him in a fearsothe manner; "we have it in the house, for we have no faith in any bank, and whiles I sit up with it, and whiles my wife do,and we daren't leave the house alone a minute, an' oh, air, we're varry meeserable, and would ye be mindin' if we gave the money back to yourself, sir, Beebe' we've no use for it, and it is such a care." The znaster took it back, and John whistled and Mary sung, as they had done before, and the application of the story, so wise and yet so simple, did not fail to work for good.—Detroit Free Press. An Infallible Cure for Lowness of Spirits Take one ounce of spirits of resolution, an equal proportion of the oil of good conscience, infuse into these a tablespoonful of the salts of patience, and add thereto a few sprigs of other's woes, which grow ex- tensively in the garden of life. Gather also a handful of the blossoms of hope ; sweeten these with the balm of providence, and, if possible procure a few drops of genuine friendship, but be careful of counterfeits in the ingredients of self-interest, which grow spontaneously; the least admixture of it with the above would spoil the composition. Reduce the whole to an electuary by a proper proportion of content, flavor with the essence of good judgment and regulate the quantity accordingto the virulence of the disease. Having tried the above recipe, yeekhow it to be an infallible cure. A Fifty Tears' Engagement. Cards are out for the marriage of our townswoman, Mehitabel Holmes, to Israel Goodman, hays the Winded, Conn, Herald. Mehitabel is 69 and Israel 75, and they will 'untie been engaged just fifty years on June tOth, their wedding day. Mehitabers mother had always objected to Israel as a d' shiftless lad," and Mehitabel, being a dutiful daughter, has gone on being a sister to lune all this half -century. Last month Old Mrs. Holmes died, and as Mehitehel's other relatives had no deep -Seated objection to Israel who had amassed quite a fortune in the lumber business the while he loved and waited, his sweetheart said the Word that is to Make him a happy matt. They have the best wishes of the entire commun- ity for a long and happy married life. People Who think that the young doctor eliergerf enormous fee e forget the andel weight of responsibility that every young debtor palpably earriee around with him for couple of years after he mate oet of the medical school, An Ideal Kitchen. Some day it will be regarded as cruelty to women to build kitchens out of wood. A large part of the drudgery of domestic work comes from wood and its care, says the New York Evening Sun. The scrubbing of floors and the cleaning of paint have come somehow to be regarded as belonging to the practice of the virtues such as lo, g suffering and forgiveness. ;deny a devoted woman has got up from her knees and re- garded her shining floor with the same in - word peace and comfort with which she arises from her devotions. But her back grows bowed and her hands get rough. In city kitchens the wooden stationary tubs and sinks soon decay and are constant sources of unsightliness. But the most grievous complaint against the city kitchen is its wooden wainscotting, in whose ribs the familiar and populous croton bug makes its home. From the croton bug the price of liberty is eternal vigilance. In new houses of the better sort the floora are of mosaic or tiles, the 'walk are of enamelled brick or tiles, the tubs and sinks are of porcelain or enamelled iron. The rats cannot gnaw through and the croton bug finds his feet uncomfortable on the cold stones. When the day's work is over the hose is turned on, and the next morning the cook comes down to a kitchen spotless and shining as no weekly house- cleaning rite could ever accomplish. Aside from their cleanliness, the use of faience and glass tiles makes the kitchen one of the prettiest rooms in the house. A tiny kitchen in an apartment house fitted up by a resident was pretty enough for an enchanted princess. To give it light it was lined and ceiled with lustrous white enamel tiles. It cost nothing more to add the pretty colored frieze. The floor was of brown tiles. The sinks of white porcelain and the dresser of iron and glass, the cooking utensils of copper. A cook installed in such a kitchen has plenty of time to read novels, sew and visit her cousin. Accordingly she finds her situation worth keeping. Restoring the Drowned. Prof. Laborde's simple method of restoring life in persons apparently drowned has been recently tried in France with signal moms& The other day at a watering place in Nor- mandy two bathers a young man and a boy, who were unable to swim, went out of their depth and disappeared. They were brought on shore inanimate, and were taken to the village. Two doctor s were sent for, but the young man gave no sign of life, and they declared he was dead. M. Laborde, who was fishing at half -an -hour's distance, came up as soon as he heard of the accident He exammed the body, and found that the extremities were cold and the heart had stopped. Then -taking hold of the root of the tongue he drew it violently forward, giving it a succession of jerks in order to excite the reflex adtion of the breathing apparatus, which is always extremely sen- sitive. At the end of a few minutes a slight hiccough showed that the paaient was saved. In addition to the usual restorative means, Prof. Laborde, in extreme cases, rubs the chest with towels soaked in hot and nearly boiling water, although the skin is blistered by this. she Handles Lots of Coin. Miss Calhoun,one of the most expert i money handlers inthe Treasury Department at Washington, has the remarkable record of counting 85,4100 coins in a single day, each coin passing through her hands, and so delicate has her sense of touch become that should there be a counterfeit coin in the lot she would detect it even when counting at this tremendous rate. She spreadsthe coins upon a large glass -top desk and draws them off with the tips of her fingers, one, two, three or four at a time, as she pleases, for her four fingers are equally educated in the work. Her eyes have nothing to do in the detection of false coins. Her fingers do it all. They have become so very familiar with the exact weight of a true coin'the feeling of it and the amount of resistance upon the glass desk that a piece of spurious gold, silver, nickel or copper money at- tracts her attention instantly. APIVCATIONS)THOROUGHLY, REMOVES DANDRUFF. Tupper --While I was fishing the other day I saw two fish come up and bite ab iffy hook at the same time. ilegway—That's nothing. I came home from the club the ether night in two cabs. There are 19,550 men and more than 4,500 wotnen engaged in the retail liquor business' in Chicago. At tev y pl eemwteist lilt, Machine which will print onh blank book of any thick, nese is one of the latest inventions. Photographers any that the facial Wrenn Urbino Of huehand end Wife ia dieser than that et brother and isietari. D. L. CAVAN, Tomato. lbayttlin Motown ellgoo$, 0,1' R. Soys: Anti•D 4 alanectrmqvg gf Inn. flOef,•10 1+004)4 SuNTV911910-i_e:W OWS (Asa a rese appleglee4 sat•Sely t4;03..141)14eIred ex went nteastmlatica tnn stoppea UARANTEED feSithdw ..idos...4 stitalao and ... _ lainnwen. Restores Fading hair to original coloat'ies 41°14 failloll Of halrie, Keeps the Scalp clop, Mahe; hair soft and Plisidea Prometet Growth. A PAPOOSE OCRIAL. The Wild Lullaby of a Mother over Fier Little Dead Roby. One who roamed the Nortwestern terri- tory years ago relates the following pathetic etory, bays the Helena Journal, of theburial of a papoose near Seattle, which he hap- pened upon by hearing the mother's lament; " Creeping nearer," he said, "1 saw two squaws in the door of the tepee, cowering over the embers of a dying fire. .Both were waiting, keeping the wake for the dead, and one held clasped to her breast a little etiffly-bound bundle. Starting in a low, gurgling sound, their wail rose louder and louder on the still night air, until at last it culminated in a prolonged shriek. It came and went and came and went again, that lament for the dead over the little body incased in its stiff wrappings that had been all the world to her. "To -morrow would see it pass from her eight forever—to-night it was cradled in her arms. After a little the passionate lamen- tations subsided, and by and by the mother began to croon to herself a lullaby, used by the women of the Flatheads for hun- dreds of years. Roughly translated, it runs thus : Swing, swing, little one, lullaby, Thou rt notalone to weep, • Mother cares for you—she is nigh, Sleep, my little one, sleep. Gently, gently, wee one swing; Gently, gently, while I sing, E -we wa, wa, lullaby. "In all my life I have never heard any- thing so heartrending. Silently I stole away and left the mother rockiug her dead baby 111 her arms. "Next morning when I resumed my jour- ney I came across the two squaws who were arranging the grave for the deadbody. Bending over the tightly swathed bundle, they kissed it again and again, then, sob- bing, threw in clods of earth, until the grave was filled ; then leaving meat and berries for the child's nourishment, they kissed the ground and slowly turned their steps toward the darkened tepee, never again to hear the patter of the little restless feet, the baby voice, or feel the clasp of the tiny hand. The baby tongue was stilled forever, and in that Indian mother's heart was an unutterable longing, a grief that could rower be healed. "The Indiaini always bury witb their children the little playthings they have loved in life. Among the Flatheads espe- cially, the toys and small belongings of the children are sure to be placed under the little tent which is placed over each dead body." A Visit to the Pioneer Fish Ponds. As there has of late been considerable talk, eencerning artificial fish ponds, Mr. E. F. Snyder, of Caistor, determined to visit Mr. Joseph Gamer's ponds in Fenwiok, Pelham and verify the truthfulness of the general talk. He accordingly made his visit on July 19th. Passing through Dilator, Gainsbore and Pelham, the fields showed fair signs of an over -average crop, aud the farmers of that district seem to bear their burdens with a lighter heart than has been their custom for a few years back. The crops of the sandy land of Pelham ,are rather superior to those of the other two townships. Mr. Snyder was sorry to find his old friend, Mr. Garner, ex -Warden of Pelham, and a good old Reformer, suffering from an illnese, but his sickness did not check the hospitality of his genial spirit. Mr. Garner sent for his son, who after show- ing to his visitor their fine dwelling and roomy barn, which ie furnished with sufficient water from a long distance by a rain pump, he proceeded to give information concerning the fisheries. This farm contains three artificial ponds filled alone by surface water during rains. Two of these ponds are smaller, but the larger one contains about half an acre, being in the deepest places about six or eight feet deep. Mr. Garner imported his fish, which are three kinds of German carp, from Ger- many four years ago, and now, Mr. Snyder says, mazy of the millions 'which abound in his ponds weigh from 15 to 17 pounds each. It seerns odd, yet he says it is true, that you may easily see these fish by taking a little soaked wheat to the side of the pond and giving three loud whistles. The fish will rush to the shore in waves and so threw the water with their tails that to keep dry you must keep a, distance from the side of the pond. The warm water does not hurt these fish in the least. Mr. Garner has, in the last two weeks supplied three other hareem with fish for their own ponds. He ptPesented Mr. Snyder with a few for trial, and he finds them equal in flavor to any of our best Canadian firth. Mr. Snyder now intends putting up a pond of his own, and many other farmers might add to the value of their farms by doing likewise. Tobacco and the Teeth. It causes the teeth to turn yellow and decay, and the gums to grow soft and spongy until even the sound teeth often drop out. Dr. John Allen, the father of dentistry in New York, sap it is almost impossible to fit false teeth closely in the month of a tobacco vser, because of the flabbiness of the gums. Eminent surgeons testify that the most terrible cases of cancer of the lips, tongue and stomach, are often occasioned by smoking. Senator Hill, one of the most eminent men of the South, United States Senator from Georgia, died in 1883, of cancer of the tongue caused by smoking, and ma/layer Samuel Powell, of Brooklyn, died of cancer General Great, the world renowned corisu Li PnON of the mouth from the same cause. CIIIISKED Tug SALESLADY. A Customer 'Who Proved That Ken:Know a liking or Two. " Is there such a thing as long cloth 1" " Oh, yes !" answered the pretty; "Leales. lady." Well," he said, as he mopped his brow —it was one of the recent warm days— "then that's what I want. My, wife wrote it to me in a letter, and I thought ;she must have made a mistake. The word looked like long,' but I thought it muett; have been meant for something else." "Oh, men don't know everything," replied the cool -looking girl behind the counter, who was pert as well ase'pretty, "though they think they &IV' " Don't they ?" he responded, rather enjoying the repartee, and thinking that shopping for a family in the country wasn't such a bad thing, after all. "Do they think so ?'' he added, lifting his brows into a conspicuous interrogation mark. The saleslady" made no response, save with a. quick flash of her eyes as she snip - snapped off the quantity of long cloth he had ordered. "Now let me tell you a thing or two," he went on, feeling unexpectedly cool and contented by this time, "Do you know that in my perplexity over what my wife wished me to buy, I consulted two ladies who are usually well informed, and that neither of them had ever heard of long cloth before They both agreed with me thinking that my wife had made a mistake, and that she meant to write some other word. Now, that's straight. But I am not through yet. I was at my brother's house this morning amid intended to ask my:sister- in-law about it. But it slipped my mind until after I had gone away, and then, cursing my forgetfulness, I told my brother what I had intended to do. As soon as he heard the words long cloth" he said that it was all right; he had heard of the stuff before and was sure I would have no difficulty in finding it hereor inanyother store. Now what have you to say to that 7 Two women had never heard of it. A man who is not conneated with the dry goods business in the remotest way, except to!sign checks for his wife's monthly bills, knew all —at any rate something—about it." The "saleslady" listened in silence, but without giving any sign that she had been "crushed." By this time the package had been wrapped and the change returned, and the shopper-foret-wife in the country walked out with somewhat of an air of triumph. Meeting a friend on tbe sidewalk, he re- marked that 'on the whole he had see,nmany much hotter days, and he wondered what people were making so much fuss over, any- way.—New York Tribune. Every man should know something of mw; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer. inches—by a scientific system of breathing, bending and dieting without losing his gen- eral health and strength. When you come right down to the facts in the case, it's the loose -fitting straw hat that shows which way the wind blows. Give the devil his choice and he would rather start one church fuss than two saloons in any conimunity.—Ram's Horn. The road to success is blocked by peOple going the other way. CARTER'S ITTLE VER PILLS. Headache and roXeve all foe trasibbss ince te a bilions state of the sydent fame as ass, Nsineo Drowsiness, Distress after Pain in the Side, lee. While that most *dear ble stiecess has been shown in curing ZOoptlaebe yet Cansza's lams LWIR nits sXe eguaA valuable in Constipation, oozing ai preven hag tlais annoying eompIale ,e wbile May algo correct all clisordeis of the stelnech, stimulate the liver and regulate the bowels. Been if they only cured Ache they wonld be almost priceless It those wife suffer from this distressing corleiretS but fortunately their goodnese does t end Int$1, and those who Mee try them I fine CueslitIle pals valuable in so =IV IMP nes they will not be willing to do without. them. But after all sick bead is the bane of se many lives that hem Is weere w, a our great boast Our pills care it * �tisrs de ugt. Itirxpm's Ltrztin Ir.aymt Pa.t..s are vex small and vitrY dsy be take. Ono or two Ts make ! a Oast cy a etriotly vegeta and do Mt Opior t by: their get e aellon tl, who vian ed enste; et $I. SOM eVerystliere, or sent by mall. OAtM13 11=141111 CO., Pew ?Ott Pill. Small But Saul Eva:, SLWfS soldier, who was President of the United States for two terms, fell a victim to can- cer of the throat, caused by =eking. The use Of tobacco almost always stunts a boy's growth and makes him puny, weak and. cowardly. No boy who smokes or chews can expect to grow to be a strong up. right inan.—Ex. Private Dancing. In tbe matter of private dancing parties London society memo to be progressing to, ward the adoption of the °merits' custom that was tecontnaanded some pare ago by a Turkish Bashaw on a Arab to England. The Bashaw was entertained one evening at the house of a gentleman Of high official and social standing, who had invited a large company to meet him. After teeing the host take part in a dance and come back tired end Overheated, the placid Turk in. guircd why such fatiguing labor should be performed by gentlemen and ladies. "In My country," he said, "we hive° Raves to do it for us." This GREAT COUGH CUT:E this sec- e„-,:isful CONSUMPTION CURE, is withoet a. parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a poi - hive guarantee, a test that no ether euro caa successfully stand. If you have ft Cough, i,ore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will eurowl° oypoin.ng clotuygohu, rti sneh illtdpreithasptehyeo Croup, is sure. If you dread that isteidietie disease CONSUMPTION, fail to ate 13 ,13 Will cure you or cost nothing. Ask your Drug. gist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cis., 50 ets. and Loin . • • leneri711 Bleat...fa axe to o'er BEANS Sono people find the ems of life filled With IOWA hot Water. 'At rerfol-"literAA.4.401g,°411eov aim* . •reelbatee tioaketes of SW:Or Mid in0004004 .0k tit*, 046.61_ .2#0 'On --DOWIPMCMS.l Wh1tx4 one ea Aces of Mutt V. field WOO* Sti thee le -