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The folloWing verses composed by the late
Mrs. Baseline Tooker in lean wore found
by her husband, Mr. S, S. Tooker, of Highlavene, among the oonteats of a scoretary :
The line to Heaven by Chriet was made
Witt:Heavenly truth. the mils are load ;
From earth to Heaven the line extends—
To llfe etoraal, where it euds,
Repentance is the station then
'Where passeegere are taken in ;
No fee for them is there to pay,
asor Jesus is Himself the way.
The Bible then is engieeer,
Though it points the way to Heaven so clear,
Through Luellen dark and dreary here
It does bee way to glory steer,
God's love the fire, His truth the atom
Which draws the enable and the train ;
All you who would to, glory ride
Must come to Christ, in Him abine.
The first and second and third class,
Repentance, faith and, holiness
You must the wet- to glory gain;
Or you with Christ will iever reign.
Come, then, poor shiners, now's the time
At any place upon the lino ;
If you repent and turn, from sin, ,
The train will step and take you in.
A CITY BOARDER.
Siirsli.einIlweiantukelpre,yhi.,k ,,IL:1.001 ahtnheder
well,forcii..--i-ki
HE'S g take . a little exer-
of
and ng down the road,
he saw a smart, strange figure stroll-
ing along by the wayside.
"Oh, she is, is she ?" reeponded
the fernier, dryly, He loosened the wind-
lass and dropped the bucket down lure the
cool depths as he answered.
".And she's rigged out to kill in a
Sprigged musliu, jest covered with lace
. rufilin ," went on his wife, with an aggra-
vated envy which only a woman could feel;
"and ribbons, my ! no end of 'em'and a
big Leghorn hat, loaded down withflowera,
and a white paiesol. If she wears them
things common, what can she have for
meetina Jabez ?"
Whatever wise opinion Jabez may have
entertained it was lost to the world, being
uttered inarticulately from the bottom of a
large tin dipper.
White shoes and stookin's too, and a
pink silk petticoat. My land, what are
take cominto? I read a piece in the
paper the other day sayin' they was
fash'nable, but I never e'posed 'ewes any-
thing but newspaper talk. Her father
must be pretty well off. She thought
mebbe she'd walk up on the hill to see the
view. She says she's dreadful fond of
nature."
"Humph !" Farmer Hinkley mopped his
. fevered brow. "Wal, it's lucky she's fond
of it, for that's about all there is goin' on
round here. She wants to learn to milk."
His great ;sunburned face shone with
amusement, and he winked one blue eye
under the shaggy brow that half hid it. "1
guess rii learn her with Spoty."
"Ain't Spotty the one that kicks so?"
Her husband nodded.
"Wal, you sha'n't do no such thing,
Jabez Hinkley. Ain't you ashamed of
yourself? She's real pretty spoken, and I
sha'n't have no tricks played on her while
she stays here. My ! I guess if there
ain't nothing wuss about folks than their
bein' dressy, they'll have to fill up the aisles
in heaven with -lamp cheire to git 'em all
in. 23
"Wal, I'm goin' back. I geese we shall
git that hay in this mornin'. I want to
hurry 'ene up so as to take hold of the ten -
acre lot to -morrow. You be sure and ring
the dinner -bell good and loud so's I shall
hear it."
"You come in right off when I ring an'
clean up a little. You ain't goin' to set
down to the table in your shirt sleeves,
now we've got boarders."
If Jabez Hinkley had been born in Paris
he would have shrugged his shoulders as he
walked oft But as the only world he had
ever looked upon was up among the New
Hampshire hills, the only expression he
gave to his feelings upon the subject of
dressing for dinner was to jam his dilapi-
dated straw hat down firmly on his head
and hitch uphis trousers before he made his
way out again into the broiling sunshine of
the July day.
Mrs. Hinkley forgot all about her pies in
the oven. A deeper feminine note than her
housekeeping pride had been touched, and
she stood under the big elm by the well,
gazing off persistently upon the stretch of
yellow road that wound past the farm gate
and up Buzzard's hill. A turning had hid
the solitary walker momentarily from
sight, but presently the figure ap-
peared again,relieved jauntily against
the sky, with the white parasol
like a nimbus round its head. There was a
coquettish worldly air about its eleader
height, suggesting forcibly the Newport
Casino or the beach atNarraganset Pier orthe
Fish Pond at 'Redick's, and a graceful ease
in its languid gait which could only have
been acquired on city pavement!. But these
were lost upon the observer, whose eyes
rested hungrily upon the crisp white gown
inveated with the indescribable something
of style and distinction recognized and
offered homage by every woman whatever
her degree. Poor Mrs. Hinkley had never
owned a well -fitting dress in her life. She
had never seen one of Dolmens masterpieces
before. And yet such is the power of
genius that her humble ignorance bowed
down before it instinctively, and a great
sigketirred the folds of faded brown calico
uponsher capacious bosom..
"1 guess," She said to herself in astute
reflection, "1 guess she has her things made
out n
Ah, didn't site have her things made out!
Miss Mary Grinnell's poor papa could have
answered for that as he filed away the bills
for ' her summer wardrobe—an array of
marvellous confections intended to do eye-
cution at half a dozen •watering places.
Why, after all these expensive preparations
made with gleeful anticipations, his
charming daughter ehould have elected
suddenly to spend the summer with Aunt
Matilda, on a New Hampshire farm, was a
mystery that this wise parent did not
attempt to solve. He simply set it down
at once as one of those things never to be
revealed, like the whereaboute of •the north
pole and the real author of Shakespeare's
plays, asked no questions, raised
no objections, checked the trunks
and saw the two ladies safely
into the train Aunt Deatilcla, with a ko-
dak, a library of French fiction, and a small
botanical prom, and her lance, wearing a
Curious halndefiant expression, not at all
Unbetoming. In fact, it gave her a new at-
traction in the eyes of a yoting man Who
watched the parting from a distance smil.
ing to himself as if secretly amused, and
taking his seat in another car as the train
relied out of the station, anorting and piuff.
ing mockiegly.
The farmhouse was a blow to Miss Mary's
feeliege. Its musty chambers closed all the
yeer round, and etiff with the odor of an
abused room, its dteadful parlor shrouded
in a ttlent through which a twenty hair
-
cloth farnituto loomed dimly, eta eertaie
lugubrious wait floWers on a mantelpiece
could just be made out ; its homely sitting
room, redolent of tniet atil gone pipe • amok- '
ing, proved to be more depressing than
pletureeleue Titere had been a ()country
supper Of baleen beans and smoked beef, and
soggy bread, and pie and cheese, with
plenty of flank, to be sure, but milk just
warni frem the ow. And then the evening
had settled clow—the long, lonely summer
evening.. Aunt Matilda sat by the student
lamp inside, absorbed in one of Gypn
novels, and oblivieus of inesquitoes, while
Mary strolling outside, lingered QII the
piazza, while a sickly moon peered at her
between the pine boughs, and through the
air, sweet witla the scent of honeysuckle,
game the shrill squeak of the cricket and
the complaining of a whip -poor -will. It was
not a mimics—and yet stiller than any
silence could be. he cried herself to sleep
by and by.
Bu {with the morning her elastic yoang
spirits revived. In a freak of mischief she
drew out from her boxes the elaborate and
very unsuitable toilet whick had stirred
Mrs. Hinkley's soul to its depths end she
appeared at the breakfast table as a vision
of Ttoveliness and freshness at which the
shy old fernier gazed entranced and at
which Aunt Matilde, cried out in severe
disapproval. She coaxed and smiled and
wheedled until every one grew into a good
humor, and as she had started off for her
walk even that grim spinster relative bade
her good-bye with a relenting heartiness,
realizing how effectively the fin de siecle
figure would come into the landscapes of
the Kodak.
Mary walked along with the pale dust
gathering on the little white shoes and the
pink lining of the white parasol deepening
the bloom on her dimpled cheek. Very
seldom had the country road gazed upon
such a oharming pioture in all the oenturiee
of its existence. The walls on either side
were smothered in wild roses end tangled
blackberry vines, and horn the wood -lot
not far away a warm wind blew up a fra-
grance of new -mown hay, while she could
hear the farmer calling to his men
now and then in a voice which distance
made musical. The world looked very fair
and bright, and she the brightest, fairest
thing in it. Nobody would have dreanied
that the heart under the pink sask was very
unhappy and almoat ready to break. Mary
was trying to settle a weighty question in
her mind. She knew its trutbiul answer
well enough, but pride and stubbornness
made her wilfully blind. She had &mu
to come up into the country to think over
pros and cons, which were all pros after all.
The sun beat down fiercely upon the Leg-
horn hat as it neared the summit of the
little hill. A large oak tree crowned the
height, with& seat beneath its boughs, upon
which Miss Grinnell seated herself, like a
Watteau shepherdess. The view was not
very extended, but wooded and shaded in a
way that Diazwould have Loved, arida small
lake lay glittering in the distance out of
the green tree tops. It was a peaceful
scene, and one well adapted for a reflective
mood, and Mary fell into a sort of day
dream, from which she was at length
aroused by a touch upon her hand. Starting
up hastily, she gave a cry of surprise. Be-
fore her, gazing with great mournful eyes
into her own, stood itpretty calf, apparently
not at all frightened by the intrusion of a
stranger upon his feeding place, and, like
Mrs. Hinkley, regarding Doucet's muslin
with approval. At first the city -bred dam-
sel was startled. But in a second she saw
that he was fastened to an iron stake near
by and that his orbit was limited. So she
laid down the white parasol and began to
pat the intruder on the head, talking softly
to him the sort of cooing nonsense with
which women always address babies and
animals.
He seemed quite won by these attentions,
and Mary was charmed. She rose and
walked about, e,aLting him to her. He fol-
lowed obediently, and she began to think
seriously of buying him from the farmer to
take back with her for a pet, when sud-
denly something Sent him into a panic. He
started back and ran round and round her,
frightened.her half out of her senses, and
before she realized what was happening
Mary found herself wound up tightly with
the calf and the rope and the stake. At
first, her sense of the ridiculous got the
better of her terror, and she laughed aloud
at the oddity of her position. But in a
moment she saw its awkwardness and hope-
lessness as well, and she struggled to free i
herself, while the poor calf, n blind bewil-
derment, ran to and fro, drawing the tangle
tighter, and making escape less possible.
At this critical moment a cool, well-bred
voice behind her broke in. "Good evening,
Miss Grinnell," it said as politely as if she
had been walking down Fifth avenue, in-
stead of in such an absurd plight Ah, me!
The pink -lined parasol was nowhere in
comparison with the blush those few words
brought out.
"0, Rob 1" she cried, "Save me! Where
did you come from? Can't you take me
away from this dreadful beast ?"
"Not until you answer me the question I
asked you the other night. Do you think it
was right to run away and leave me in the
lurch, as you did, with no address; and did
you suppose I should not hunt you up
directly? No, Mary. Come, which is it
to be, yes or no?.I will drive away the
calf whichever it is, but you must =ewer
me one way or the other at once."
The young man had not smiled, although
the picture was funny enough to have sent
a stoic into fits of laughter—poor Mary,
flushed and tearful, fastened up against the
stake, with her white ruffles crushed and
ruined, and the innocent calf, pinioned at
her side, still fastening his big, wistful
eyes upon her face.
"0, Rob 1" she said again. "You know
I meant yes all the time. "We women
always do when we say no 1"
Well, they forgot all about the poor calf.
Hours later they strolled into supper, hav-
ing confided in Aunt Matilda, who bestowed
a blessing upon them and announced in
majestic tones to the Hinkleys the arrival
of her niece's finance.
"He may be a fyansa,y," thought Mrs.
Hinkley to herself, nodding sagely, "bub if
he ain't keeping company with her, 1 miss
my game"
Somehow, the supper did not strike Mary
as being so dreadful that second night
The farmer thought he had never seen a
girl so pretty before, and tried to make con-
versation,
"Mother," said he, "what do you thitik ?
You know that calf of Spotty's that was
fastened up on the hill? Wal, I vow ef the
critter hadn't contrived to git onhitchod
somehow or other, and there 'twas strollin'
ronxin down the road. 'Lonzo Briggs' man
fetched it back this aft'noon. Cur'ous, ain't
it?"
"Why, wan't you up on the hill, Miss
Grinriell ?" asked Mr. Hinkley, suddenly.
" You didn't eee nothin' of the calf, did
you, white you watt there V'
" Well, it seems to me I did see one when
I first reached the top, but I don't remem-
ber noticihg it when I came clown," said
Marge dimpling and leaighlag. The young
roan laughed too.
" I gam 'twits scarab. I geese them
flounceand &minty diddles ticaret it."
Mn Hinkley's great bulk shook with
antueetneht He found himself a real wit.
Neither Horace Walpole nor George Selwyn
eve t felt any greater sstiefaction in a bott
" 1 guest( they did," tesponded Mary
feed the Whole table laughed again. There
itometking agiouseont in reckless kappi-
nese.
Viet night Mut Matilda finished.
"Monsieur Fred" by the student lamp,
wed Mary fiat out on the piazza again. The
moon peered througn the pine boughs, too,
but this time it wore a smile, while the
cricket and the whip -poor -will had tuned
their monotony to a major key. Yet still
there hung over all the stillness which wee
not a stillness after all, and Mary cried
herself to sleep again, Bat Olio time eie
cried with happiness.
Irish Lassies at the Fair.
All visitors to the World's Fair will
doubtless want to inspect the Irish village
which is being arranged under the auspices
of the 0011IlteaS of Aberdeen and Mrs.
Ernest Hart. The latter gives the following
outline of what it will. contain:
" We shall have seven cottages, in which
peasant girls and lads from Donegal and
elsewhere will be seen at work, weaving,
spinning, dyeing, sprigging, carving, eto.
The girls will look very pretty in Conne-
mara red petticoats, fishwife skirts and
blouses, and scarlet cloaks. In the first
cottage will be a precise model of a cottage
in Donegal, with undressed walls ot granite,
with a hooded fireplace and dresser full of
bright crockery; a girl will be seen dyeing
and spinning our famous hand -and -hearth
homespun; the wool of which she gees
from the lichens and heather of her
native bog outside. There will be an imi-
tation peat fire, and on this the dyer will
from time to time place her iron potato -pot,
and proceed to dye the wool. This opera.
tion is certain to prove immensely attrac-
tive to sight -seers, and, as well as the
carding, seaming, and bobbin -filling, which
will be shown here, is an extremely inter-
esting process.
"10 the second cottage there will be lin-
en weaving and embroidering of the famous
Kells Art Embroidery; whilet linen damask
weaving on a Jacquard handloom and
fringe -knotting will go on in the third cot-
tage. Between this and the next cottage
there will be a model dairy, in which dairy-
maids will be at work churning and butter -
making. I can assureour American cousins
they will have a chance of somegood butter,
as we shall send over some of the world -
famed Kerry cows, which will be stabled at
the rear. There will also be a pleasant,
cool spot here where visitors can rest and i
drink ced milk.
"In the fourth cottage'which is under
the especial care of theIrish Industries
Association, every description of Irish lace
will be shown. There will be a Limerick
lace worker at her frame the Torchon lace
worker at the pillow, the numerous varie-
ties of point lace, and so forth.
"Sprigging and veining, which are em-
ployed in the production of the beautiful
hemstitched handkerchiefs of Belfast, will
be shown in the next cottage. The girls of
Down are especially noted for their ex-
quisite and delicate work. We have not
quite definitely decided about the two re-
maining cottages, but we shall probably
show in the seventh, the wood -carving in-
dustry in Ireland, which has reached a
really remarkable degree of development
when one remembers the workers and
teachers are peasant lads. You should see
the set of owls carved by some of my own
boys for Lady Aberdeen last year. The
expression of the owls' faces, as well as the
execution'was excellent. Other features of
our Irishindustrial villages will be a re;
plies of Donegal Castle, an old well, and
other interesting Celtic memodeas. I be-
lieve the Irish village will be successful;
we shall certainly do our best to make it
a...nate
The Hoyalline or Succession.
The line of succession to the English
throne can be readily traced back to very
remote times, the accuracy with which the
records of the royal family have been kept
rendering the task comparatively easy.
Queen Victoria is the niece of William IV.,
who was the brother of George IV., who
was the son of George 111., who was the
grandson of George II., who was the eon of
George I. George I. was a cousin of Queen
Anne, who was the sister-in-law of William
III., who was the son-in-law of James II.,
who was the son of Charles I., who was the
son of the Scotch James I. James, the first
of the Stuarts, was the cousin of Elizabeth,
who was the half-sister of Mary,
who was the half-sister of Edward
VL, who was the son of Henry
VIIL, who was the son Henry VIL This
Henry was the cousin of his great rival,
Richard 111., who was the uncle of Edward
V., who was the son of Edward
IT., who the cousin of Henry VL
who was son of Henry V., who
was son of Henry IV., who was the
cousin of Richard IL. who was the grand-
son of Edward III., who was son of
Edward II., who was the son of Edward L
Edward L wainthe son of Henry III., who
was the son of "Magna Charts," John,
who was brother to Richard the Lion -
Hearted, who was son of Henry II. Henry
IL was the cousin of Stephen, his prede-
cessor, who in turn was the cousin
of Henry I., who was brother to William
Rufus, a son Of William the Con-
queror. Thus easily is the line of Vic-
toria traced back to 1066, the time of the
conquest. But it can be traced still further.
Matilda, the wife of Henry L, was the
daughter of Margaret, wife of Malcolm III"
of Scotland. The father of Margaret was
Prince Edward, who was the son of the
Saxon King Edmund, who was the son of
Ethelred, the son of Edgar, the son of
Edmund, the son of Edward the Elder, the
son of Alfred the Great, the son of Ethel.
wolf, the son of Egbert ; and thus is the
royal line of England traced back with the
utmost distinctiveness for more than 1,000
years.
A. Rare Egg on Exhibition.
A great rarity, in the shape of an Apyor.
Ms egg, has been exhibited at the Zoologi-
cal Society, London. This huge egg is as
nearly as possible a foot long, and the speci-
men in question is valued at about 8500, so
that it rivals the egg of the great auk,
which fetches such fancy prices. The eggs
are occasionally found in Madagascar, but
only a few of them have ever turned up.
The bird which laid them is only imper-
fectly known, from fragments.
The GM in the Stern.
De Garry—After all there's no exert:dee
so pleasant as rowing.
Merritt—That's tm. When you're out
with a pretty girl you always have tioine-
thing nice to look forward to.
Crnel DiScrimination.
Maud—Have you taken any flowers to
that dear, delightful, horrible man who cut
hie wife into bite, .
Edith—No; they have proven him in-
sane. I cannot waste flowers on a lunatic.
Parents make two very grave mistake.
One is in thinking that a mean child doesn't
know When it is lying; the other in
assuming that the same child doesn't know
when itS permit ate lying.
Mr. William Emoted Collins, • of the
Hartford Peening Post. has recently re.
(limed his girth 12 inches—from 44 to 82
It takes a cautiousman to defend a woman
against her hueband,
011ADHIS OWN WAY."
ins Lire was "11 Dream " and She Naidnie
Was Happy.
When Mee Youngwife game home that
ought he sighed dismally, then hoisted his
feet to the mantel shelf, after the fashion of
a dreaming mall, remarks the New York
Reorder.
A light hand was laid on his shoulder,
and a silvery voice ohirrupped :
"My dear, you musn't do that; it is such
bad form. If you want to rest your tired
feet tem this lovely little stool that I made,
all covered vdth roses."
Later on he threw down his Paper and
yawned.
"My dear, you mune% do that. It is
such bad form. If you want to net your
paper aside, use that lovely little receiver
on the wall there, that I embroidered all in
violets and ransies."
Later still he struck a match on his
trousers to light his pipe.
"My dear, you mesan do that. It is
bad firm. If you want to strike a match
use that lovely little wall mat, with
'Scratch My Back' on it that I embroidered.
It was an iaea of dear mamma's."
At breakfast he aimlessly dripped some
coffee over a piece of bread.
"My dear, you mustn't do that. It is
such bad form. Never let me see you do
that again. Every time you wish' to eat
toast watch me; my way is exactly the
same as that of dear mamma."
In the street oar he thoughtlessly crossed
his feet.
" sVfy dear," some one whispered, do
not do that. It is such bad form. You
know you never would have done that be-
fore we were married. It is something
mamma told me to be particularly careful.
about."
Next evening he threw his shaving paper
in the woodhox. •
"My dear, you. mustn't do that It is
such bad form. Mamma always makes papa
throw his paper's in the fire. Use that
lovely little nolder filled without° little red,
white and blue shaving ,papers, all em-
broidered with forget-me-nots, just as
mamma planned out for you."
After the funeral, two months later, she
was sayihg, as she untied the black strings
of her mourning bonnet, and a few friends
remained to console her :
"Dear Tommy, I—I never knew what
killed him. He was so good, and we were
egvroerwyindgaym;re and more like each other
" Yes' " said Mrs. McGann, sympatheti-
cally, "he had his own way in everything.
He was so good about the house. We
never had a cross word. Then, when
thought our lives were a dream, he just up
and died."
"It is sad," sobbed Mrs. McGann.
"It is, indeed, and now, kind friends,
leave me while I throw off these things, put
on my kitchen apron and dust up and
sweep up the house. Dear Tommy was
such a lover of order, he could not sleep
well in his grave if he thought there was a
lint on the floor. After that I will sit down,
gaze at his photograph and let my flood of
grief have full sway. '
KATIE SMITH'S NEW ARMS.
The Little Girl is Fitted With Mechanical
Limbs and is nappy.
AN OAKVILLE MIRACLE.
The Remarkable OM of N. John W.
°entice
A Iltelpless Cripple For Lean—Treated by
the Stair or the Toronto General Hos-
pital and Discharged as liieurable—
The Story of Ills Miraculous Recovery
as Investigated by an "Empire ',
Reporter.
(Toronto Empire.)
For more than a yearpast the readers of
the E mpire have been given the pertieulars
of steam of the meet remarkable cures of the
1911 century, all, or nearly all of them, ia
oases hitherto held by the MOSt advanced
medical scientists to be incurable. The
particulars of these cases were vouched for
by such leading newspapers as the Hamil-
ton Spectator and '12xnas, the Halifax
Herald, Toronto Globe, Le Monde, Mont-
real; Detroit News, Albany, N. Y.,
journal, Albany Express and others, whose
reputation placed beyond question the
statements made.
Recently rumors have been afloat of a
remarkable case in the pretty little town of
Oakville, of a young man recovering after
years of helplessness and agony. The
Empire determined to subject the case to
the most rigid investigation, and accord-
ingly detailed one of our beat reporters to
make a thorough and impartial investiga-
tion into the case. Acting upon these in-
structions our reporter went to Oakville and
called upon Mr. John W. Condor (who it
was had so miraculously recovered), and
had not long been in conversation with him
when he was convinced that the statements
made were not only true, but that "the
hall had not been told." The reporter
found Mr. Condor at work in one of the
heaviest departments of the Oakville basket
factory, and was • surprised, in the face
of what he knew of the case, to be con-
fronted by a strapping young fellow of
good phyaique, ruddy countenance and
buoyant • bearing. This now ragged
young man was be who had spent a great
part of his days upon a sick -bed, suffer-
ing almost untold agony. When the
Empire representative announced the
purpose of his visit Mr. Condor cheer-
fully volunteered a statement of his case
for the benefit of other sufferers. "'I am,"
said Mr. Condor, "an Englishman by birth,
and came to this country with my parents
when 9 years of age, and at that time was
as rugged and healthy as any boy of my
age. I am now 29 years of age, and it was
when about 14 years old that the first
twinges of inflammatory rheumatism came
upon me, and during the fifteen yeaxs that
intervened between that time and my re-
covery, a few months ago, tongue can
hardly tell how much I suffered. My trouble
was latought on, I think, through too fre-
guent bathing in the cold lake water. The
joints of my body began to swell, the
cords of my legs to tighten, and the
muscles of my limbs to contract. I be-
came a helpless cripple'confined to bed,
and for three months did not leave my
room. The doctor who was called in
administered preparations of iodide of
potassium and other remedies without
any materiel beneficial effect. After some
Little Katie Smith, who some months ago months of suffering I became strong enough
lost both upper limbs from the effect of to leave the bed,but my limbswere stiffened
burns received from a red-hot stove, was and I was unfitted for any active vocation.
I was then hampered more or less for the
yesterday given a pair of new arms.
With Rev. Dr. F. N. Gregg and Miss following nine years, when I was again
Agnes Gregg, whose especial charge she is, forced to take tomybed. This attack was in
the little girl visited the establishment of 1886, and was a great deal more severe than
the makers of artificial arms, and the the first. My feet, ankles, knees, legs,
mechanical limbs were fitted to her. Within arms, shoulders, and in fact all parts
a few minutes she had gotten somewhat of my frame were affected. My joints
used to them, and used them in a manner and muscles became badly swollen, and
the disease even reacheclmy head. My face
astonishing even to the maker.
The arms are really wonderful pieces of was swelled to a great size. I was unable
mechanism. Four months of time and eev- to open my mouth, my jaws being fixed to-
eral hundreds of dollars have been expended gether. I, of course, could eat nothing.
in their construction. The maker first found My teeth were pried apart and liquid food
a little girl, Miss Katie Holcomb,of Ravens- poured down my throat. I lost my voice,
worth, who is about Katie's build, and took and I could speak only in husky whispers.
plaster moulds of her arms. From these Rainy, I am unable to desoribe the state I
moulds a plaster cast was made and from was in during those long weary months.
that a metal cast. Over this the aluminum With my swollen limbs drawn by the tight-
armswere made. A single artificial muscle ening cords up to my emaciated body, and
in the form of a cord and pulley is supplied my whole frame twisted and contorted into
eaoh arm, operating by the motion of the indescribable shapes, I was nothing more
shoulder muscles. The fingers of each hand than a deformed skeleton. For three long
are so jointed that the hand may be fixed in weary months I was confined to bed, after
any of the natural positions. The maker 'Aid'. I was able to get up, but
proposes when Katie has gotten more ac- was a complete physical wreck, hob-
customed to the arms to introduce another bling around on crutches a helpless
artificial muscle by which the fingers may cripple. My sufferings were continually
be fixed or extended. Each hand is de- intense, and frequently when I would
tached at the wrist the right uncovering a be hobbling along the street I would be
fixed fork and uhe left a spoon. Katie tried seized with a paroxysm of pain and would
these yesterday and showed that she would fall unconscious to dig ground. During all
soon be able to feed herself. this time I had the constant attendance of
These arms were a present to the little medical men, but their remedies were
girl from the makers, Charles Truax, Greene unavailing. All they could do was to try
& Co., who were asked for a cash subscrip. to build up my system by the use of tonics.
tion some months ago when the fund was In the fall of 1889 and spring of 18901 again
being collected, but perferred to contribute suffered intensely name attacks, and at
a pair of arms. last my medical attendant, as a last resort,
Mr. Cregg, AssistantGeneral Superintend- ordered me to the Toronto General Hos-
ent of the Children's Home Society, whose pital. I entered the hospital on June 20th,
ward Katie says she is, says the little girl is 1890, and remained there until Sept. 20th
developing marked talent as an elocutionist of the same year. But, notwithstanding
and that, she will undoubtedly be able to all the care and attention bestowed upon
support herself. An entertainment for a me while in this institution, no improve -
little country town is already arranged.— znent was noticeable ia my condition.
Chicago Inter Ocean. After using almost every available
remedy the hospital doctors—of whom
there were about a dozen --came to the
conclusion that my case was incurable.
and I was sent away, with the understand-
ing that I might remain an outside patient
Accordingly from Septem.ber 1890 to the end
of January, 1891, 1 went to the hospital
once a week for examination and treatment.
At this stage I became suddenly worse, and
once more gained admission to the hospital,
where I lay in a miserable suffering conch -
Um for two months or more. In the spring
of 1891 I returned to Oakville, and made an
attempt to do somethingtoward my own
support I was given night work in the
basket factory, but had to be conveyed to
and from my place of labor in a buggy and
carried from the rig to a table in the works
on which I sat and performed my work. 1/2
August, 1891, I was again stricken down,
and remained in an utterly helpless condi-
time until January, 1892. At this time Mr.
James, a local druggist, strongly urged me to
try Dr. Williams' Pink Pals for Pale
People. I was prejudiced againet proprie-
tary medicines as 1 had spent nearly all I
possessed on numerous highly recommended
ao-called remedies. I had taken into my
system large quantities of different family
medicines. I had exhausted the list of
liniments, but all in vain, and I was there-
for reluctant to take Mr. James' advice, I,
however, saw eeveral strong testimonials as
to the value of Dr. Williams' Pink Pine as
a blood builder and nerve tonic, and think-
ing that I could only get My blood in better
ciondition my general state of health might
be improved, I resolved to give Pink Pills
a trial. With the courage bona of despair I
bought a box but there was no noticeable
improvement, and I thought this was like
the other terrtedies /had Med. But urgedon
by friends I continued taking Pink Pills
aad after using seven boxes I was rewarded
by noticing a decided change for the bet.
ter. My appetite returned, my spiribi
began to rise, 647d .1 had alittle freer use of
my muscles and limbo, the old troubleeome
swellings eubsidieg. I ametinitecl the re.
Open Your Windows.
An extraordinary fallacy is what a writer
on sanitary subjects pronounces the dread
of night air. He asks: What air can we
breathe at night but night air? The choice
is between pure night air from without and
foul air from within. Most people prefer
the latter—an unaccountable chice. What
will they say if it is proved to be true that
fully one-half of all the diseases we suffer
are occasioned by people sleeping with win -
chews shut? An open window most nights
in the year can never hurt any one. In
great cities night air is often the best and
purest to be had in 24 hours. I could bet-
ter understand shutting the windows in
town during the day than during the night,
for the sake of the sick. The absence of
smoke, the quiet, all tend to make night the
best time for airing the patient. Always
air your room, then, from the outside air
if possible. Windows are made to open,
doors are made to shut—is truth which
eeems extremely difficult of apprehension.
Every room must be aired from without.
Where Ile Wanted It.
Justice Stephen J. Field, of the United
States Supreme Court told me that while
Cyres was engaged in the struggles prelimi-
nary to the laying of the first cable his wife
said to him one day :
"Cyrus, I Wish that cable of yours waste()
the bottom of the sea."
" My dear," he answered calmly, "that's
just where I wish it was."
A. Compliment on lee.
Mrs. Gadd—You do not show your agent
all.
Mre. Giebb (delighted)—Don't 1?
Mre. Gadd—No ; I see you've scratched
it oat of your family Bible.
The Man who is contented with. hie lot is
s.
generally an old hien who has tonna mires
Way ot keeping out of the poorhcitilen•
when I left off. By. thie time I had taken
914 00Paiderahlo flesh, and Weighed as Web
as 160 .nounde. This was a gain of 60
pound e la a few week. My „feints assumed
their nOrMal size, my maselefs lesoamei
firmer, and, in fiet, I was a new mu,n. By
April I was able to go to work in the baskeb
factory, and now I een work ten hours a.
day with any mau. I often stay on duty
overtime without feeling any bad
effects, I play baseball in the even-
ings, and can run bases with any of
the boys. Why I feel like dancing for very
joy at the relief froni abjeot misery I sue.
fered BO long. Many a time prayed for
death to release roe from my auffermgs, but
now that is all gone and I enjoy health aa'
only he can who suffered agony for years. L
have given you a brief outline of my euffer-
ings, but from what have told you can
guess the depth ef my gratittide for the
great remedy which has metered me tee
health and strength.
Wishing to substanelate the truth of Mr.
Condoes remarkable story the Eravpire:
representative called ripen Mr. F. W.,
James, the Oakville druggist referred tox
above. Mr. James fully cerroberated the
statemente of Mr. Condor. When the
latter had first taken Dr. Williams*
Pink Pills he was a mere skele-
ton—a wreck of humanity. The people
of the town had long given him
up for as good as dead, and would hardly
believe the mann recovery until they saw
him thtunselven The fame of this cure fa
now spread throughout the section and the
result is an enormous saki of Pink Pills. "I
sell a -dozen -and -a -ban boxes of Pink Pills
every day," said Mr. James,." and thin
is remarkable in a town the size of Oak-
ville. And better still they give perfect
eo.tisfaction, Mr. James recalled. numerous
instances of remarkable cures after other
remedies had failed. Mr. John Robertson,
who lives midway between Oakville and
Dalton, who had been troubled with asthma
and bronchitis for about 15 years, has been
cured by the use of Pink Pills, and thia
after physicians had told him there was
no use doctoring further. Mr. Robert-
son says his appetite had failed com-
pletely, but after taking seven boxes of
Pink Pills be was ready and waiting for
each meal. He regards hfs case as a re-
markable one. In fact Dr. Williams' Pink
• Pills are recognized as one of the greatest
modern medicines—a perfect blood builder
and nerve restorer—cunng such diseases as
rheumatism, neuralgia, partial peralysis,
locomotar ataxia, St. Vitus dance nervous
headache, nervous prostration and tired.
feeling resulting therefrom, diseases depend-
ing upon humors in the blood, such as scro-
fula, chronic erysipelas, etc. ' Pink Pills
restore pale and sallow complexions to the
glow of health, and are a specific for all the
troubles peculiar to the female sex, while in
the case of men they effect a radical cure he
all eases arising from mental worry, over-
work or excesses of whatever nature.
The Empire reporter also called upon Mr.
J. C. Ford, proptietor of the Oakville
Beaket Factory, in which Mr. Condor fe
employed. Mr. Ford said he knew of the
pitable condition Condor has been in for
years, and he had thought he would never
recover. The cure was evidenely a thorough
one for Condor worked steadily at heavy
labor in the mills and apparently stood it as
well as the rest of the employees. Mr. Ford.
said he thought a great deal of the young
man and was pleased at his wonder-
ous deliverance from the grave and his re-
storation to vigorous health.
In order to still further verify the state-
ments made by Mr. Condor in the above in-
terview, the reporter on his return t�
Toronto examined the General Hospital
records, and found therein the entries y
bearing out all Mr. Condor had said, thus
leaving no doubt that his case is one of the
most remarkable on record, and all the,
more remarkable because it had baffled the
skill of the best physicians in Toronto.
These pills are manufactured by the Dr.
Williams' Medicine Company, Brockville,
Ont., and Schnectady, N. Y., and are sold
in boxes (never in loose form by the dozen
or hundred, and the public are cautioned
against numerous imitations sold in thia
shape) at 50 cents a box or six boxes for
82.50, and may be had Of all druggists or
direct by mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine
Company from either address. The price
at which these pills are sold make a course
of treatment comparatively inexpensive as
compared with other remedies or medical
treatment.
Practical Polemics.
Primus—It was so hot in church to -day
that Miss Carter fainted while the evangel-
ist was preaching.
Secure:lug—Did the episode disconcert
him?
Primus—Oh, no! He drew a lessonfrona,
it aboat the torments of hell.
The longest °anal in the world is the one
which extends from the frontier of China
to St. Petersburg. It naeasures in all 4,471
miles.
H. C. Frick, of the Carnegie Steel Com-
pany, is about 5 feet 8 inches high and 42
years old.
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