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A. Tirade leor Dress Reform.
(From the newness 1V1iller Illestrated Menthes%)
Twee !setter by far
To be as you are,
Then to pull yourself in at the waist.
To look es thee laced,
Your orgaos misplaced,
lee nbet ou tho civilized testa
just look et the " Saps "
'With. their series of wrhes !
t Per that's all teeir garments consist in-
Wbat freedom end greee
in each motion you trace!
And yet awkward stays you. persist in.
Behold the result I
(Not very occult)
When you pet on your shoes in the morn-
. Jug.
You must stt on the floor
To push in a drawer-
nnurknees you niu.st use, spite of warning.
In time comes old ago :
With important rage,
Your shoulders all bent you're beholding ;
Tour lMees filled with water,
in plaster supporter -
But there ! of what use is my scolding?
Auld Lang Syne Prong the.Preneh.
(Scottish A.neericane
The French have always been enthusias-
tic) admirers of Scotch poetry, but their
efforts to translate it into their own lang-
uage are not always successful, ha the
rendering of Auld Lang Syne will ehow.
tion is:
Must one neglect ono s friend,
Should we forge -the tender feelings
Of those whona we formerly loved,
lit the days of our youth?
In the days of our youth I
Let a sweet glass again be filled
To the days of our youth.
We ran upon the grass,
Pulling flowers uaccesingly ;
But ohwhat tedious Journeys we've it id
Since the days of our youth.
We played in the water
Whon the summer sun oppressed us,
The see now seperatiug us, has been roaring
Since the days of our youth.
Let us embrace then, dear friend!
Let my hand pressyours,
Let us drink a glass mete full
To the days of our youth.
Rendere somewhat literally the trensla-
ROMANCE OF A DREAM.
(By L. C. Lillie.)
BELIEVE my old friend Dr. Von
1 Jane would never have told me the
storybut for the fact that travelling
together one winter's night our train
had a slight Resident, causing a long
delay, and the dootor and I, ascertain-
ing we would be kept until daylight,
ploughed our way through the snow
to a farmhouse, where a light was burning.
We paid the women of the house for the
use of her aitting-romn and fireside and for
- some simple food. The doctor produced
his fiaak of old rye, we had our pipes, and
settled ourselves down for a chat by the fire.
"It's not more than two miles from here,"
saidthe doctor, suddenly.
"What ?" I queried.
"A place where I had the queerest ex-
perience -or rather the sequel to one."
"Can't you tell the story ?"
"1 believe 1 will," he exclaimed, flinging
his arm over the back of the chair. "It's
not a story I want to tell moat people, but
come baok vividly as ever to•night.
Now, wait a bit, major. I want you to
tenderstand one thing -I'm no believer in
spiritualism, or any so called supernatural
humbug. As for this experience, I can
merely give facts; I pretend to no notation.
Perhaps some clever hypnotist could make
it clear, I can't ; it's my first, last and only
record of the kind."
I certainly knew Dr. Von Jarn to be the
least visionary of men. He was regarded
in the profeesion as a peculiarly hard-
headed, practical man, deceived by no
fancied ailment -rather too severe upon
"nerves "-preferriug acme very delicate
surgical operation requiring his skilled and
steady hand to anything which merely in.
volved the treatment of "symptoms," no
matter how interesting.
"It was the 14th day of june, 188-," he
went on in a deliberate voice. "I made a
note at once of the date. I had not been
very well -curiously enough for me I felt
- my nerves were rather out of kilter, and
when I went to bed I determined I would
run down to a friend's place for over the
Sunday and orace up. I fell into a fitful
sleep, noticing the last thing that the clock
pointed to 1 a. m. Of course, I don't know
when the dream began, but, major, never
with my eyes wide open was anything
clearer than the incidents of that dream. I
saw myself in a large handsomely fur-
nished room. The wall paper, very hand-
some of its kind, WM light buff and gold,
the hangings and chair coverings crimson
plush. A chandelier held half a dozen
globe& burners, two of which were lighted
and made the room brilliant. Seated at a
table in the cadre of the room, and busily
engaged in writing, was a handsome man
perhaps five and thirty, dark in coloring,
with regular features, a sweeping mous-
tache and no defect save a peculiar scar just
under one eye. I meemed present in the
room, yet invisible. Very soon- time in
the most vivid dreams, cannot becalculated,
you know -a knock emended on the door.
The gentleman turned his head, said 'Come
in,' and there entered a tall, thin foreigner
-a man one would atnnce distrust, yet per-
haps have reason to fear. He seated him-
self at the table, and, twisting his long
hands togeeher, began talking in a language
I could not underatend. The other re-
sponded with angry shakes of the head;
the foreigner sneered, shrugged his shoul-
ders, finally rose, as did the inan who was
writing. Angry words seemedto rain
thick and fast There was a brief
confusion, then the foreigner, forced
his companion back toward the bed
-finally upon it. I saw the gleam
of a knife -a great spurt of blood
flew out, some on the wall paper near the
bed, and all Was still. The toreigner bent
his ear to listen, waited a tnoment, and then
scaled a fire escape I could see to the street
below. The door opened again -this time
an exquisitely lovely woman in night attire,
with rich braids of golden hair falling below
her waist, hurried in. She looked at the
motionless figure on the bed. She wrung
her hands -she called upon laim to speak -
and my strange dream ended seeing her
sink to the fiber in a moon. I awoke with
great beads of cold sweat on trier brow, and
trembling from head to foot Had I
actually in the waking world witnessed
a murder it would have seemed no more
real tome than the murder in my dream.
Fully awake I cried out, 'Villain -
where can / find you?' Well, major, yeti.,
know my reputation as a cynic and a scof-
fer, and I didn't like to tell anyone of the
dream or how it had elected me. The
been wouldhave had too pod 0. thing out
of it, reat I Nab kept 80, hdt I never forgot
one detail of it. I would know that room
-the tones of the men's voices --the sounds
of their unfamiliar language -just as I
Would know Umlaute or gest-urea Above
ex aid I never forgot the beautiful, Annie*.
strieketi &co of the woman. Two years
obliterated no part of my 'memory of that
-well, I called it, I admit experience in
second sight. It was too unlike all other
&Wes to °Mender it as stieh.
" Engrained as I was ia my profeseion,
yob from time to time my strange ' murder '
dream as I Celled it to inyeelf, would °eine
to mind foroibly, vividly to ever. My duty
eitlk(l me one sultry July to a town near
here, 1 arrived lee, saw my patient., and,
tired out, hastened to the hotel. The clerk
assigned me room 49. I followed the por-
ter, feeling dull sae fileepy, into a large
room where he apeedily lighted two or
three burners in the chandelier, put down
my valise, a pitoher of ice water, and then
departed. Tired as I was, the familiar
aspect of the room suddenly aroused my
sews. Where had I seen that room be-
fore ? I bad never visited X— in my
life ; of that I was certain; and here I
found myself in a room where every detail,
plush furniture and hangings, gold and buff
paper, centre table, mirror and chan-
delier were familiar as though I
had known them all my life.
Suddenly in a flesh, I remembered -it was
the roora of my dream. Involuntarily I
turned to the wall by the bed, seeking some
sign of the blood stain. All 1 found was
Peace where evidently some chemical had
been used to wash out something, thus de-
stroying the patternof the paper.
"1 slept lig/ably, and as early as possible
sought the clerk at the desk.
" I have a reason for asking,' I re-
marked, • whether the room in which I
slept, number 49, was not the scene of a
murder two years ago last June 14th.'
"The olerk looked a trifle vexed. Why,
not a murder, doctor,' he answered ; 'it
Was only a sutoide case. A Mr. Harmon
from Stockbridge came on tare, and in the
night out his throat.'
" Was he alone?'
"
" His wife or -daughter?'
" Oh, he had no daughter; he was a
young man. His wife arrived the next
morning and was nearly crazy.'
" 'Can you tell me where she is now?' I
inquired, fairly breathless with interest to
follow up every olue in this most singular
exy,erience.
Why, as it happens,' said the clerk,
'she is in X— to -day, -visiting her sister;
but she never comes near the hotel since
her husband's death.'
"He readily gave me the address w ere
mule find Mrs. Harmon, and in the most
strained and peculiar fret= of mind you
can imagine I went out about 11 o'clock to
Orchard street, whereentre. Field, the sister
of Harmon's widow, lived.
Ushered into a long, cool, shadeddrawing
roora, I felt like one living out a dream.
How much more so when the portieres
moved and a tall, slender, black -robed
young figure appeared. I had seen her only
in night attire, with long golden braids
hanging to her waist, yet there was no diffi-
culty in recognizing the woman of my
dream. The beautiful pale face, deep blue
eyes, the profuse blond hair, coiled now in
rich braids about her shapely head -all
had been photographed on me mind too
clearly to mistake them in life.
"She advanced, holding out her hand;
then with a faint smile said: I have your
card; pray be seated. Is there anything I
can do for you, doctor
"1 paused a moment. We sat in easy
chairs facing each other. The delicate
beauty of her face was set off by the dark
crimson cushions at her back. Then I said,
slowly and impresesively
" Yes, my dear madam; will you first
tell me where you were on the night ofjune
14th, 188- ? '
"She started. Her face crimsoned and
paled.
" I ? June 14th, 188-? In Stock-
bridge, I was at my home.'
" Is ib possible,' I exclaimed, "that
you were not here in X— the night your
husband was murdered?'
"She passed her hand softly over her
brow and gazed at me intently.
"No' ' she said, almost in a whisper,
ouly in my dream ; but he was murdered
-I know it. It was no case of suicide.'
"Her eyes, feverish and brilliant, were
fastened on my face as though seeking what
knowledge 1 had of a hidden crime, and
her slender little hands were clasped tightly
together.
" 1 Tell me,' I said, in the soothing voice
we medical men must use at tim,
es, what
did you dream that night! We can help
each other to solve the mystery of your hus-
band's death.'
"Her gaze shifted now. She looked be-
yond me out into the fragrant gardens.
Presently, in a low voice. and still with
averted eyes, she said
"Philip left me early that morning to
come here and. collect a large amount of
money due him. He had put it in a lawyer's
hands, but the man was either a knave or a
fool, as we could make nothing oue of him.
Philip and I were to go the next afternoon
for a few weeks to Bar Harbor, and we
were like a pair of happy children planning
our holiday. There was no reason for his
taking his life. He was in vigorous health,
well off, and we had been married a year
without a really angry word between ne.
It was a lover's holiday all the dine. That
night about 8 1 began to feel strangely
nervous. There was a man for whom my
husband had done many kindnesses and
whom I entirely distrusted. He was a
Polish Jew -clever, capable of earning a
good living, but by instinct preferring
demons methods whereby to procure a live-
lihood. He had been employed by my hus-
band as secretary at one time,
but dismissed
for his lack of punctuality. Yet even atter
that Philip helped him constantly. That
fatal night he called at our home and asked
to see myhu
band.
sband. I told him Mr. Har-
mon was n X— on business, to be back
the next day. He left. I went to bed at 10
o'clock. Then came the dream. I saw the
room in the hotel at X— as plainly as I
see this. I saw myself in the door for a
moment only, but in that moment Zobo-
rinaki's figure was before me and escaping
from a window. I seemed to be alone bend-
ing over my husband, who lay upon the
bed -the assassin's knife in his poor dead
hands -his throat cut. I wrung my hands
-I tried to speak -I could not. I awoke
about 3 o'clock and took the first train to
X—, where I was met with the news that
my husband had committed suicide, the
proof being the knife clinched in his hand.
What could I do? No one had seen Lebo-
rinski 1 -no one has since but day and night
I pray to God that dreadful charge may be
taken from .
"She paused, pale, but feverishly intent
upon what T had to say. In as calm a man-
ner as possible I related the peculiar inci-
dents of my dream on June 14th, and my
seeing her in night attire bending over her
husband.
" ' What -what sort of a gown was it? '
she asked,
" only remember deep lace on the neck
and sleeves.'
"She left me and in a few momenta re-
turned with a night dress in her hands.
41 Like this ? ' she whispered.
"'Yes,' r answered, .16 was precisely
White / had seen in the dream.
44 4 What can we do?' the girl said, look-
ing at me piteously. 'No one ea,n find
Zehorinaki, and two years ago the coroner's
inquest ascribed his death to suicide.'
Let tie wait,' I said, rising, for I felt
as Much nervous strain as ehe could bear
had been put upon her.
"I returned to the hotel, itild passed two
hours revolving this strange edge in my
mind. I felt no doubt that the Pole had
murdered his benefactor for the money or
imperil he bed about him. I questioned
the clerk at the desk nein as to who
Ind Meele l'Ars Harmon the night of the.
supposed Attlee:1e. No one, was the
answer. I then gave as geed a de.
soription as I could of the Pole, and the
clerk et once remembered that such a mae
had QQ1110 in about 10.30 p. m., had looked
over the register, going away soon after.
This provee, to my mind clearly that the
I'01Q, having ascertained the number of Mr.
Hermon's room, quietly walked up to it,
and had left by the ere -escape after looking
the door on the inside. It was certainly a
cleverly planned and executed murder.
"1 presented myself at Mrs. Harmon's in
the afternoon with what new points I had
in the case. She was, of course, intensely
interested. I will find him if the earth
holds him,' she said, with an intenseness
none couldoubt.
" What do you propose to do?' I in-
quired.
I shall go first to Vienna, where I last
heard of him; after that I cannot say; but
time, money, strength ahall be as nothing
spent in this case.'
"1 cannot tellyou, major, how her feel-
ings influenced mina Had I been able to
do so I would have started with her at once
on this strange quest. That being out of
the question, all I could do was to help her
in so far as I could, ane two weeks loner I
Paw her off in a German steamer whereby
she could reach Vienna within 18 hours
after landing.
"A year passed, during which time I
heard itt AQ way from my fair friend. I
forgot nothing connected with the strange
experience'but all such memories were in a
hidden part of my brain or mind. I might
be conscious from time to time of their • ex•
titan's's., but they were not present to me
unless summoned forth. On the 14th of
the next June I received an unsigned letter,
writtep in the third person, requesting me
to call at a certain hour at a house
in East — street ; a fornaer patient
of mine, it said, was ill there. I went. The
hour was 9 p, m. The house was one of a
dingy row of brick dwellings in a oast off
sort of street. On entering I could only ask
for the sick person who had sent for the
doctor. The woman who had admitted me
ledhe way at once to a room on the ground
floor.
"There, lying on a forlorn looking bed,
was the wreck of the beautiful woman 1
had last seen in X—. One glance told me
that her disease might be fatal.
mhe held out her hand with a wan
s
"'1 have accomplished my purpose, doc.
tor,' she said; I have spent it all-time,
money and strength; but I found him and
I wrung from him an acknowledgment of
his crime.'
"She spoke slowly an1 with some diffi-
culty, but I knew it was not wise to restrain
her.
" I found hitn in an Austrian prison,'
she continued, 'where he had been placed
for a new crime. I told him there had been
a witness to the murder he committed, and
at last, owing to the money I could give him
for his own use in the prison, he confessed
it all. He had tracked my husband, watched
him draw the money from the bank e.ndalso
convert some bonds into cash, and then see-
ing him in the hotel had found the number
of leis room on the register and -we know
the rest. What I want you to do for me is
to make the facts known that Philip Ha
mon was not a suicide, but a murderen
"She handed me a paper signed by Zo-
borinski, and giving details, which proved
the feet. I tended her for days watching
every fluttering of life in the frail body. At
the end of two weeks I was able to move
her to my mother's house, where I lived
and had my office. There she rallied."
The doctor paused. Daylight was com-
ing in grandly through the shutters of the
windows, and sounds of farm yard life were
audible.
"Our relief train should be here soon,"
the doctor said suddenly, stopping in his
pacing up and down of the room.
"Did Mrs. Harmon die?" I enquired.
" No,", he answered shortly;"we never
talk of that experience now, she and I. You
have met her often, major. Don't you
know thee she is my wife ?"
watermetens lis Washington.
It is very hot in Washington. The horses
flounder and stick in the pavements like
flies on fly paper. The solid asphalt rolls
along in the gutters, and even 'Congressmen
earn their living by the sweat of their pro-
fessional brows. Every man you meet has
an infallible recipe for keeping cool, and in
imminent danger of sunstroke stops to tell
you of it. Sometimes he bears himself up
with cold water plunges. Somethnes he
driaks quarts of ice water. Sometimes he
wears impossible clothes, but in all times he
is damplyt redly, awfully hot. The wise
maiewho in this matter is almost invariably
a woman- for where a clever woman can't
keep cool, humanity may prepare to fry -
doesn't pretend to be cool. He isn't and he
knows he can't be. He simply
doeen't mind the heat. He wears
low-cut collars and thin clothes.
He carries a sun umbrella.. He bathes
often in warm water. He drinks cold, but
not iced, lemonade. He brushes his hair
off his forehead. 1 use the pronoun gener-
ally. He goes out without gloves. He
knows he is hot, and be makes up his mind
to be hot and not say anything about it. A
calm mind is the coolest thing in town, but
there are two other things that help to
make life endurable. One is the cool breeze
that alwaye blows through the porch of the
capitol,i
and the other s the watermelon
which hail just come to town. If you want
to enjoy life, buy you a watermelon, put it
on ice, and, rising in the dead of night,
attired as beet suits solitude and the hour,
take your prize to a corner where no one
can see how you eat, and revel in untamed,
sevage satisfaction. If you never were
happy before, you will be then, and you
won't at all mind the entice of the ther-
mometere-Se Paul Globe.
The Summer Girl.
"You will be mine, then ? " he said, as
he clasped her in his arms. "1 will," she
replied, as she laid her head upon hit
shoulder. "It seems to me that your face
is familiar," he said, after a delicione
pause; "have we not met before ?"
"Why, certainly," she replied, "at Bar
Harbor last summer we were engaged."
A Good Plan.
Old Doctor -No, sir. I never have a
patient die on my hande-never
Young Doctor -How do you manage a ?
Old Doctor -When I find a man is going
to die I get him to call a specialist.
in a extender".
Rowley (soliloquizing before the door at e
a. m.) -1f I don't go in (hic) the cop will
run me in, an' (hie) if 1 do go in my vvife
(hie) will turn ine out What ish (hie) e
fellow to do
A dinner watt recently given on the eteinp
of a tree to 28 persons near Tacoma, Wattle
Siinson-Who are you writing to,
Willie. Willie -To grandfather. Ittr.
8imson-But he, poor man, is ClAkt Wiflze
-I knout it, but I am writing in Greek.
hat &lad language, ain't it ?
UNDER AN AWFUL. BEAT,
Summer Misery itt the Sweltering Beat of
New TOXIC.
Dreamer of the liberty, avidity and fra-
ternity of a republic, go down to the
"Bend"of Mulberry street any of these
hot days and see Little Italy. Taken from
doke far usenet of tne Mediterranean and
the slopes of the little Alps, how do the
olive -skinned immigrants stand the swelter-
ing reflection from the granite blocks of
the paving? Under the low archways and
in the pinched, alleys the mothers gather,
holding moist Pippo or Anita in their
bare arms. Overhead a streak of blue
sky peeps between the ugly tenements,
and below *lashes of white sunlight and
dark shadow, and women in totem dresses of
gaudy 'eaten But there ie no reat tor the
eyes on cool, white marble architecture ;
no splash of sparkling fountain, no perfume
of the myrtle and the orange bloom, no in-
dolent, contented breadwinners. Pent thaw
women and children hurry hungry, thirty,
perspiring hundreds, many of whom week
the stale -beer dives for forgetfulness, or the
vendors of oheep notions and cheaper food.
At the corner stands, twirling his club, the
representative of what seems to them a
profounder tyranny than the monarchies of
Europe -the blue -coated policeman.
When the sun is at its highest during the
hot days of last week, a narrow slice of
shade on one side of the street is all that
remaine an a refuge. The men oreep closer
and closer to the grimy walls, the women
oling tighter and tighter to the babies, and
shift their resting places so as to gain the
cooler spot, the children nestling in the
narrower spaces.
The other day a horse stood in front of a
low, heavy-eaved house on Madison street.
A mourning coaoh stood a few doors dis-
tant, and in the shadow of both sat children
at play. Under the very wheels of the
waggon of death, and almost, under the
homes themselves were the little ones, seek-
ing to avoid sunshine as a mole would avoid
the light of day.
Sleepy, blear-eyed,dirty, they lay in all
positions possible, braced against the bar-
rels, bales and boxes, as idle -looking as the
waves dapping the beams below. The
horses lifting the freight into the holds
moved with slow steps, the whistles of the
skippers had a far -away misty sound as if
the worker's lungs were longing tor a sum-
mer vacation. -Y. Y. Advertiser.
The Paper Age.
The world has seen its iron age and its
brazen age; but this is the age of paper.
We are making so many things of paper
that it will soon be true that without paper
there is nothing made. We live in paper
houses, wear paper clothing and sit on i
paper cushions n paper cars rolling on
paper wheels. If we lived in Bergen,
Norway, we could go on Sundays to a
paper church. We do a paper business
over paper counters, buying paper goads,
paying for them with paper money and
deal in paper stocks on paper margins. We i
row races n paper boats for paper prizes.
We go to paper theatres where paper actors
play to paper audiences. As the age
develops the coming man will become
more deeply enmeshed in the paper
net. He will awake in the morning and
creep from under the paper clothing of hie
paper bed and put on his paper dressing
gown and his paper slippers. Re will walk
over paper carpets, down paper stairs and
seating laimeelf in a paper chair will read
the peper news in the morning paper. A
paper bell will call him to his breakfast,
cooked in a paper oven, served on paper
dishes laid on a paper cloth on a paper
table. He will wipe his lips with a -paper
napkin, and having put on his paper shoes,
paper hat and paper coat, and then taking
his paper stick (he has the choice of two
descriptions already), he will walk on a
paper pavement or ride in a paper carriage
to his paper office. He will organize paper
enterprises and make paper profits. He will
sail the ocean on paper steamships and
navigate the air in paper balloons. He will
smoke a paper cigar or paper tobacco in a
paper pipe, lighted with a paper match. He
will write with a paper pencil, whittle
paper sticks with a paper knife, go fishing
with a paper fishing rod, a paper line and a
paper hook, and put his catch in a paper
basket. He will go shooting with -a paper
gun, loaded with paper cartridges, and will
defend his country in paper forts, with
paper cannon and paper bombs. Having
lived his paper life and achieved a paper
fame and paper wealth he will retire to
paper leisure and die in paper peace.
There will be a paper funeral, at which the
mourners, dressed in paper crape, will
wipe their eyes with paper handkerchiefs,
and the preecher will preach in a paper
pulpit. He will lie in a paper coffin.
Elsewhere in this paper it will be seen that
he has a chalice of doing et; already if he is
a paper -we mean pauper. He will be
wrapped in a paper shroud, his name will
be engraved on a paper plate, and a paper
hearse, adorned with paper &meg, will
carry him to a paper -lined grave, over
which will be raised a paper monument. -
The Paper .Record.
Where the Apostles are Marled.
All that now remains of the Apostles of
Christ are in the following places, says the
Philadelphis Press. Seven are sleeping the
sleep of the just in Rome. viz. : Peeer,
Philip, James the Less, Jude, Bartholomew,
Matthias and Simon. The remains of three
lie in the kingdom of Naples -Matthew at
Salerno, Andrew at Amalfi and Thomas at
Ortona. One, James the Greater, was
buried in Spain, at St. Jago de Compoatella.
Of the exact whereabouts of the remains of
St. John the Evangelist there istauch dis-
pute. Mick and Luke are buried in Italy -
the former at Venice and the latter at
Padua. St. Paul's remains are also believed
to be in Italy. Peter is buried in Rome, in
the church which bears his name; so, too,
are Simon and Jude. threes the Lesser is
buried in the Church of the Holy Apostles ;
Bartholomew in the church on that island
in the Tiber whioh beam his name. The
"Legends of the Apostles" places the
remaine of Matthias under the altar of the
renowned Basilica..
How to Wash Windows.
There is at knack even in washing windows.
They should be kept clean and thoroughly
clear for the display of goods. Cheerio a
dull day, or, at least, a time when the sun
is not shining on the window, for then it
cinema it to be streaked, no matter hew
much it is rubbed. Take a painter's brut*
and duet the windows inside and out, wash-
ing alt the woodwork Inside before touching
She glass. The latter must be washed simply
in warm Water and diluted ammonia -do
not ese soap. Take e. small cloth with a
pointed stick to get the dud out of the cor-
ners; wipe dry with a soft piece of cotton
'cloth -do not tuse linen, as it makers the glass
linty and dry. Polish with tissue paper or
old newspaper. This can be done in half
the time taken where soap is used.
leottidtul.
Fweddy-Cholly, I'm feeling wocky. I
think Soak my head.
Oholly4b 'fetch anything, defsh
boyunless the hat gm* with it.
Peter the Great fdlperinfmnded the Man
agentent of the nest Rittman newspaper.
' ACROBATS W110 WEAll 8104Infir
Something About the Novel lintertainlitent
Now Being Given by a German "Troupe
in Old London.
The eccentric' acrobat aware to be more
popular than ever in London. But at
present the eceentricity takes the feel:don-
able phase. Languid dowagers and lOne•
limbed youth in dress suits pay half a
guinea apiece for the orchestra stall, from
whioh to witness the antics of a troupe of
male and female tumblers, irreproachably
olad in evening dregs. No :maven, no
limbs glittering in white tinsel. But instead
the men ere habited itt bleale, with, glossy
and well -fitting trousers, and the ladies,
until they begin their gyrations, might be
taken for spectators.
These fashionable tumblers call them-
selves the Froutz family. The men are
handsome fellows. The women are shapely
and sprightly. They wear black satin
theme, cut low at the neck, with ekirts
reaching to the ankle, long gloves and the
usual feminine adornments of flowers and
plumes.
It is, therefore, somewhat aurprisingto
see them turning somersaults and going
through the usual acrobatic beldam with-
out the slightest apparent inconvenience,
and without disarranging dress or orna-
ments. Suddenly OM of the beauties
poises heraelf add one of the male gymnasts
leaps lightly to her shoulders. Then up to
his shoulders, gracefully and without hesi-
tation, goes a second lady, and at a given
moment away she goes in a back sornmeoult
from her dizzy perch.
But this is nothing to the spectacle of
three of these lady gymnasts rolling over
and over, holding on to each other's feet and
!lauds, and forming a variegated ball, whioh
flashes gayly under the electric light. --
New York Morning Journal.
ABOUT SOIREE DIET.
Persons Should Adapt Their Food to the
Season.
/4alfethe illness that occurs at one season,
I thiifit`I can safely say, is due to improper
dieting taken at another, says Dr. Yorke
Davis, in the Popular Science Monthly. We
hear of people feeling weak in the spring,
or suffering from theme different ailments
due to malnutrition, such as boils, skin
diseases, obesity or debility. Now, this
would not be so if the person adapted his
diet to his requirements and to the season.
No sensible person would think of
keeping a large fire burning in his room
in the summer. If he did he would
undoubtedly soon feel the effect of it ; but
many, a man who would feel himself in-
sulted if he were not thought a seneible per-
son wit eat in the %Ammer to repletion
foods the particular action of which is to
supply heat ia excess. Perhaps I canuot
do better here than to explain that the
foods that are converted into heat -that is,
keep up the heat of the body -are atarolies,
sugar and fat ; and those that more par-
ticularly nourish the nervous and muscular
system are the albumens and ;salts ; and a
perusal of or reference to a prepared table
will show what these are and also the
amounts of the different constituents they
contain. At a glance the reader will see
that the largest properties of summer food
should consist of green vegetables, cooked
or as salads ; white or lean siesta such as
chicken, game, rabbits, venison, fish and
fruits.
Musical and Dramatic Notes.
Buffalo Bill Cody, Nate Salsbury and
Major Burke have been to Wiadsor Castle
and were introduced to the Queen.
Marie Tempest is to sing the prima donna
role in Smith and De Kovenes new comic
opera, "The Fencing Master," under the
management of J. M. Hill. She has been
studying fencing in Paris.
A list of musical compositions by women,
extended from 1675 to 1885, includes fifty-
five serious operas, fifty-three comic opera,
and two oratorios, besides a few cantatas-
ballad operas, etc.
Robert B. Mantell, the handsome roman-
tic actor, is threatened with imprisonment
in Ludlow street jail. Mr. Mantel), is in
arrears to his wife, well known on the stage
as Marie Sheldon, for °Antony, and Mrs.
Mantel[ threatens to melee it hot for her
recreant husband.
The startling information is printed in
Chicago that a company hes been incorpor-
ated by authority of the State of Illinois to
produce the Passion Play of Oberammergau
in the Windy City during the World's Fair.
The plan involves the bringing of seven
hundred peasants frotn Bavaria; and an ex-
penditure of $800,000.
Mr. and Mrs. Kendal are to pey America
another visit. With new material they will
duplicate their former success. Mr. Irving
is also to come here again. He is always
welcome, and the announcement that he
has decided to make another American tour
has been received with pleasure everywhere.
Mr. Irving has given Americans more for
their money than any other actor or mana-
ger who has come from abroad. Ho is a
teacher and a leader, and his influence for
good has been felt in every city in the
countrynand hie work has been productive
of excellent results. Mrs. Langtry contem-
plate,s a tour of the States in it play founded
on a risque subject
The Dog Bode Mame.
Some time ago the proprietors of the
People's Journal offered a prize for the
best doggy anecdote. The winner turned
up in a Mn Scotland, of Govan, and his
story ran as follows: "A.gentleman who
was in the habit of driving home in a
handsome cab always took his dog, called
Scott with him. One day instead of tak-
ing a cab he was walking home when he
all at once mimed Sooti in a crowd. He
looked for him, but in vain. At Test he
reached home. About two hours after his
arrival a handsome cab drove up te the
door and out jumped Scoti. The cabman
rang for his fare, and thinking the cabman
had caught the runaway the gentleman
asked him how and where he found him.
Oh, sir!' said the cabby, did not hail
him at all, he hailed me. I was standing
at the corner waiting for a fare when ni
jumped the dog. I shouted through the
window, but he would nob stir. got
down and tried to pull him out, but he
only barked, as much as to sey, drive
on As I seized him by the collar 1 read
the name and address, so I just let him sit
still and shut the doora, and drove on until
I stopped at this gate, when out jumps my
pamenger and -Walks into the house ad
though he had been a regular passenger."
• They Keep Better Whiskey.
Aneitem Wife -Doctor, my husband was
delirious last night, and this morning he
lies in bed and doesn't sae. anything.
Doctor -4111 this preeeription, and he will
be all right
Anxious Wife -What drug store shall I
take it to 1
- Doctor -You had better get ie fined at a
saloon.
She isn't an angel, she isn't a goddess, she
isn't a lily, d retie or a pearl; Ghee simply
what's sweetest, completese and neetelits
dear tittles queer little, eweet girL
weelasesesseenwe
mow TO KISS GI/CLO.
tenet Miss 'Ent-letnet Stott to Argue the
pout.
They were out at the gate, flirting, chat-
ting and laughing in the lanooplight He
thought her eyes were very lovely, and her
red, soft lips curled just too tantalizingly
as she mocked some of his words and mildly
chafed him. He thought he'd like to Wee
he ,r so he "tried it on. '
Now, when it cornes to kissing a gini,
there are men and men. Some men -these
are the bunglers -ask a girl for a kiss, and
then try to persuade her into giving it. The
other men -these are the artists -take the
kiss and do the persuading afterward. A
girl may try to get inad with ono these
men, but she feels an awfully strong inclin-
ation to laugh when it's all over, and he
May be afraid ohs% scold, but he's got the
kiss all the same, "Come what may, he
has been Weed."
This fellow was one of the former kind --
the bunglers. He asked her to give him a
kiss, and of course she said she wouldn't do .
it. Moreover, she was filled with indignae
tion, amazement, shocked feelings and
things. Then he started in to persuade her.
He is a lawyer, and his logic on this coca-
sion was not half bad, so the girl says. ele
made an eloquent plea, and it took him
some twenty minutes arguing to convince
her according to his satisfaction that the
kiss was a perfectly excusable piece of
naughtiness. He worked hard, but at last
he thought he had satisfied his BOru..
pies with sophistry, so he said
"Web!, now that I've arged the mat-
ter with you I'm going to kiss you."
She gave him a. look of greatest naivete
and said, in a suppressed, impatient tone r
"Well, you didtet expect me to kiwi you
first, did you ?" He was flabbergasted. She
was the first of that species known. As "the
summer girl that he had met and this stag-
gered him. -Chicago News.
WILT TOMMIE LEFT SCI1001..
A Bright leittie Sketch by Miele D•
Holland.
"The subject for composition," said Mina
Ketcham, the teacher of the high school
at VVeighback, "Will be The Domestic
Cab'"; and idle wrote the title in large let-
ters on the black -board. Tommie Higgina,
the bad boy of the school, hugged himself,
and, nudging his neareso neighbor, whis-
pered:
"1 kin yarn 'bout that, you bet."
"Silence 1" thundered Miss Ketchum, in
her big contralto voice. " Thomas Higginie
stand out on the floor."
After some slight hesitation, due probably
to native diffidence, Tommie did as he wee
lioId.
The following Monday the compositions
were read aloud by their respective authors.
All went well until ie came to Tommie Hig-
gins' turn to air his literary efforts. With
a glance of defiance, miugled with triumph,
he read as follows.:
"The Don:testi& Cat. -There is cats as fa
nice, and there is cats as is not nice. I
know it' n old cat and her name is Metier;
she is about 40 years old. She has not
never had no kittings of her own, but she
sets up to boas other fokeses kittinga and
teaoh them no end of stuff. Our old cat to
home sits on the fence and mows to Mia
Black's cat. No cat won't mow to that old
cat Mariab, sines so cross and old and
homely."
The whole school was demoralized by the
titne Tommie's compoaition was concluded.
Mias Ketchum, whose name was Maria, and
whose nodded years exactly corresponded.
with those of the feline subject iof the essay,
was speechless with indignation.
Tommie does not go to that school now.
Tommy bas eaten his meals off the mantel-
piece for some time. Strange to say, he
cannot bear to even look at the family cat,
but kicks her remorselessly every time she
ventures near hive
now to Prevent Snoring.
• It is a pity we don't learn a few lesaona
from the original inhabitants of this con-
tinent and profit by them. Whoever heard
an Indian snore? If Indians never wore,
why should the pale face? ril tell you
why-. Indians have, from the beginnneg,
lived and slept in the open air. Snoring
simply means sleeping with the month open
-a most unbealthy as well as hideous own
tom, the proper sieve for air being the nose.
For Indians to breath through the month
would be to offer a receptacle for many an
unwelcome guest, as well as to warn the
enemy of them presence. To guard against
such evils, indians are taught to keep their
mouths shut from earliest infancy. Many
a time I've watched Indian mothers close
their babies' mouths after putting them to
sleep. Habit finally becomes second
nature ; hence the Indian is the most silent
of animals.
The Tickled Toad.
Few things are more amusing than to
watch a toad submitting to the opeletion of
a back -scratching. He will at first look
somewhat suspiciously at the twig whiek
you are advancing toward hint. But after
two or three passes down his back hie
manner undergoes a marked change; hes
eyes close with an expression of infinite
rapture, he plants his feet wider apart and
his body swells out to nearly double its ordi-
nary size, as if to obtain by these means
more room for enjoyment. Thul he will re-
main until you make some sudden movement
which startles him, or until he has had sin
much as he wants, when with it puff of re-
gretful delight, he will reduce himself to hie
usual dimensions and hop away, bent once
more on the pleasures of the chase. -Our
Dumb Animals.
Little Johnny on Style.
I likes to see folks put on style. ff it
wasn't for them and the minstrels and the
°houses it would be pretty dull sometimes.
Mother alweys gets mad when she geese/re.
Stuckup out riding, but I can't see anything
to get mad at 'cept I wouldn't like to be her
little boy. I peeked into the win,dow yes-
terday when they was having their lunch
and they didn't have anything but bread
and cold liver. I hate liver. I'm glad our
folks isn't stylish. -New York Herald.
Btudness is Business.
"Maude, Tam going to teu yoa mime
thing."
" Yea dear."
Now that I'm engaged to the old thing*
he wants the' ceremony to take plimet at
once. I don't know what to de."
"Marry him as boon at you can, ditTlieg.
Hill relatives will have him declared insane
and spoil it all if vou are not careful.
Wilt Assist His Memory.
"Who is that fellow t"
"His name is -well, I've forgotten itt
again.' I never Could remember itt fleit
always trying to borrow a dollar or two
troinm.'
"Andeyou can't remember hie •ninatot
Lend him the dollar or two Nottte day."
There is a grain blockade et Montreal,
resetting, from the atisence of demand front
England; where the peopte are too excited
over the electioes to Attend to Imeinese.
. Crude oil is exceltent to Wipo wood Work
Women of every 'tank go letreheaded in j and furniture with, toSeording to a painter.
Merino, • - Wipe of with a eleven -loth.