Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-6-2, Page 7'RAS A GLORIOUS BLUNDER, 'The Brilliant Charge of the Light Cavalry at Balaclava. LORD LIJOAN'S MISTAKE. ite tient Cardigan to Charge the whew: pats tery—The Slaughter in the North Valley —The Struggle Allitlelig the Guns—Wight» Ing the Russian leorsemen—The Retreat —ReetIonaton% Timely Worle—Counting. the Cost. Time Otitoher 25th 1854 Place, the southward slope of the Cher- sonese, looking toward Balaclava. Twenty minutes ago 673 horaemen, the , flower of the British Light Cavalry, dashed 1;1 down from those heights along an Avenue of 0 Death, iuto the very heart of the Russian Jq,, k, army, sileneed a battery, sabered its gun - iii. [) r'.(, nem ane_s_rode back again. Now 0 e they call the roll, and count the cost of the “,!• achieveinent which as long as the martial spirit warms the human breast shall reflect imperishable glory on 13ritish arms. " Men," says the intrepid Cardigan as •he sadly gazes at the laaniounts before him, ,1 "t was a mad -brained triele, but it was fauleof mine." no "ever mind, My Lord I we are ready to go again!" e Yes ; brilliant as was the charge, great as must be its moral effects, and deserving of praise as are the gallant fellows who made ib, it was, nevertheless, a stupendous blunder. Let me take the reader over the ground. * so ?Yonder is the North Valley stretching 'away in front. on the left is the Fedionkine Hills, occupied by jabrokritsky with 8 bat- talions, 4 squadrons and 14 guns. On our right is the Cameway Heights, held by Liprandi with his atrong force of infantry •and field artillery, extending to the Arab- tabia Red.oubt. His cavalry have withdrawn A full mile an.d a half down the valley where, behind a Don Cossack battery of la pieces, they stand massed, probably count- ing their losses iu the recent engagement with Saarlett's Heavies. The enemy lave the valley covered from either aide and one end by artillery, infantry and cavalry. - His line on the Causeway Heights, how- ever, is weak. Scarlett's attack has caused the retirement of his horse and. at the re- doubts captured by him yesterday he would be ill able to withstand an athlete. Lord Raglan from the Headquarters B el sees his 'opportunity, as itonnot be seen from the valley or the lower slnpes and he deter- mines to make the attempl to recapture the ‘redoubts and save the guns. lie is not .given to placing too much faith iv+ cavalry. He has been awaiting the appeerance of .Cambridge's and Cathcart's Divisions of In- fantry, but the latter is tardy. What he edoes must be done soon if it is to effect hie hmrpose. The Russian flank may he welly 'turned; he will appeal to the cavalry. October 25th, 1854, will be a great day in ' the anneal; of cavalry. The men were early under arms. Just as they were about to be dismissed for breakfast they received the order to advance. Their haversacks were empty. The Heavy Brigade won glory on empty stomachs; it is the Light Brigade's two. now. Right under their eyes on the hippes of the Chersonese the brilliant dash of the Heavies was made, while they were compelled to stand with sheathed sabres hid cursethe orders which doomed them to anaction. But their work is cut out for •them now 1 Soon Captain Morris who has dust implored in vain that Cardigan would allow him to lead his regiment to •the sup- port of the Heavies, may give his charger the rein and revel in the carnage of a veri- table Talley of Death 1 - e Down from Headquarters Heights comes an aide with a despatch from Lord Ragan: " Cavalry to advance and tako advantage of .any opportunity to recover the heights. rhey will be supported by the infantry who have been ordered to advance on two fronts." Brief enough, explicit enough, it seems ; but Lord Liman fails to grasp its meaning or its urgency. He cannot see the whole field as can his chief ; he does not compre- hend the object of the order. Leaving the ;Heavies to await the arrival of the infantry he advances across the valley with the Light tltrigade, and there he halts them and waits —and waits. Every field glass on Headquarters Hill is lamed on the cavalry on the right slope of the valley. Lord Raglan cannot know that his orderhasbeenenisconstrued—that instead of advancing on the enemy and looking to the infantry for support, Lucan is waiting to support the infantry with his cavalry:. To the Commander -in -Chief his inettion is ;inexplicable, provoking ; it invites disaster, :and that disaster—the loss °Mlle guns—the very one the order was intended to prevent. Even now, unseen by Lumen, but in full view of the staff on Headquarters Heights, Liprandi's artillerymen move forward With horses and lasso tackle to carry off the captured ordnance. Over half an hour has passed since Lamm received the "third eeler" ; why does not he advance 'Lord Raglan's patience id exhausted. Calling Quartermaster General Airey he dictates a new order. To whom shall it be ,eatrusted ? • Nolan! Nolan, the brilliant, elashing aide-de-campof Airey. The daring young• cavalry enthusiast seizes the impor- tant paper, and at break -neck speed tears • down the slope. He has been chafing at Lord Lucan's inaction and, what he • con - °elves to be, wilful disobedience of the "third order " of the Commanding Officer, .and he burns with eagerness end anger as he brings his steed to its haunches before Lord Lucan, salutes, and presents the "fourth order." Sitting hi his saddle in front ot the troops Lord Lucan reads the order: " Lord Raglan wishes the cavalry to advance rapidly to the front and try [to] prevent the enemy carrying away the guns. , Troop of horse artillery May accompany. French cavalry is ,On your left, Immediate.—AIREY.e There is nothing obscure in the order. Lord Lucan looks at the young aide. Is that a look of muthority Dammed, of im- patieace or of contempt on his handsome iluthed 'fitee. Airey signed the •order ; Airey's aide bore it. Load Lucan has been inclined to credit Airey with originating ;orders which he only tranemits. Having ih Mind the Cossack battery a mile and a half clown an artillery -swept valley, he Pimps at the conclusion thee the order ie a blunder, and, forgetful of his ridden, forgetful of the presence of the aide, he rails at the commanding officer end lus strategy. Little wonder that the young eaptain is shocked! Little wonder that he anewere an aagry •interrogatoty in leas reSpeetful tone than he should Ude tOWATC1d p. superior officer : "Lord Raglan's orders are that the brigade Amid gawk immediately." "Attack, sir 1 Attack what, sir 1 What guna 1 " " There, my lord, is your enemy ; there are your gilt% The menial words the no los :monad b Whieh 'Nolan indicatee the diecipline, 'bring swift puniehment• Dees Lora Lucati piece Nolaa under &meet Not he. He aces& Nolan's taunting words as an explemetion of the order, his ecornfel gesture as a threaten, and assume it to be net diVePtiOn. toward the Arabtabia Rodoubt, but toward the Cossack battery, banked by Ryjolls aquOrpna, away down the North Valley. He hositatea no longer, He will order the Light Brigade into that cul -de -sae of death Lord Cardigan is no coward, but he re - °elves the order with unfeigned surprise : " Certainly, sir ; but allow me to point oat that the Russians have P. battery in the valley in or front, and batteries and rifle- men on each ilank." canaot help that ; it is Lord Baelall's positive order that the Light Brigade attack immediately." There is no misunderstanding on Lord Cardigan's part. He realizes the serioure nese of the work he has to do ; he has pointed out that obedience mona the ooli- tic° of the brigade. Now the reasoning man gives way to the soldier. He has but one duty—to obey. "The brigade will advance !" Every man in his place! • There is motion in the brigade. Men and horses feel there is warm work cooling. Narrow the frone ! Captain Oldham's 13th Light Dragoons and Capt. Morris' 17th Lancers will lead the way. Col. Douglas dresses up the llth Hussars, Lord Cardigan's troops, to form the second line. Lord George Paget's 4th Light Dragoons and Col. Shewell's 8th Hussara fall in as the third line, The brigade is ready. Fifteen or twenty yards in advance of the centre of his first line Lord Cardigan, at- tired in the uniform of the llthlEfusastra and resplendent in gold lace, bestrides his whitentockinged cheatnun charger. He is a leader who leads! " The brigede will advance." And with their commanding offieer as pilot the fated Light Cavalry swine% into a trot and fronts straight down the Valley of Death. Nolan is electrified Standing on Head- quegters Hill he ha made a mental map of the field. He has been waiting in the expectation that we would bring forward the left thoulderamd now he sees that this is not our intention. He knows well that a terrible blunder has been made—that the result will be to sacrifice the brigade. He bore the order; he even pointed out to Lord Luau the location of the guns to whioh it referred. It may not yet be too late to rectify the error. He will try 1 Spurring out from the left front of the first line he rides diagonally across the front of the advancing brigade, waving his sword, shouting to attract attention, and pointing in the direction of the Arabtabia Redoubt. Cardigan sees him, but, far from divining his object, views his strange conduct as a grave breach of military ethies—an unseemly endeavor to excite and hurry the brigade. And he rides on undeceive& The Rues is awakening. The guns on our front and on either slope come into action. The gunners are feeling for our range. Nolan has nearly crossed our front when a fragment of an exploding shell strikes him full on the breast and tears a way to his heart! As the brigade advances the steed turns short and gallops toward the line, bearing the horribly mangled Nolan, left hand on rein and sword. arm uplifted. As he nears us his blade drops, and from the lips of the ghastly rider comes a shriek so weird, • unearthly, horrible, as to chill our blood 1 And from his natural conning tower on the heights Lord Raglan and staff look down upon us with wonder and alarm. Liprandi sees us too. Never for :moment does he suspect that our goal is the Cossack battery. He has rightly judged Lord Raglan's intentions, aaul he expects us to bring forward the left shoulder and move on the Arabte,bia Redoubt. So sure is he that the recapture of the guns is our object that he withdraws his infantry beyond No. 2 Redoubt and forms hollow squares to with- stand our expected attack. What an oppor- tuity Lord Lucan's blunder has lost 1 The Light Brigade has now fairly entered bhe Valley of Slaughter. Down the stretch in our front tear solid shot which crash through our ranks, and from right and left slopes a hellish hail of shell, round shot, grape canister and musket balls sweeps men and horses before it. Dead horses go down to obstruct our progress; wounded horses plunge about wildly, with horribly human screams, crushing wounded riders and break. ing our ranks. On ! On! ! Before us the • battery in full play; behind us a trail of dead and mangled. horses and men I Follow the white stockinged charger, men! Cardi- gan points the way! elan line, but are soon CoMpelled retreet end hew their way threilhli a nankin body of Gooch apearmen. Wbile the conflict with the cavalry rages, the BPS theYee ep artillery teams to attetript to save, the gem. He is not to be permitted to do so posed .& gallant little aand, compesed ef men from the 13th Light Dangoons and 17th Lancem offers desperate and bloody reeist- apee, uatil 13rigacle Major Mayow orders. a obargeon the cavalry in the rear. Nor is the coast clear yet. The lith Hussars and 4t11 Light Dragoons are among the artillerymen, cutting, slashing, thrusting. Valorously the Russians strive to eave the Cizar's ordnance. Determinedly their assaila,nts struggle for possession. Cornet Edward Warwiche Hunt actually dismounts and attempts to unhitch a Buesian team ! The carnage is hideous ! Mild-mannered and ordinarily tender-hearted men Jeweils° very fiends of slaughter ! Sabres drip, and men are bespattered with gore 1 Ale 1 ib is horrible enough 1 But the brave lads hold the battery ; they even disable some guns in the rear, which the enemy is in the act of removing ! Well diem, Paget 1 Four hundred yards beyoud the battery Col. Showell, with the remnants of the 8th Hussars, 'finds himself without ordere and with squadrons of Russian horse on three side of him. He has waited several minutes—minutes tvhicb. were hourlong to him. Just as he is joined by Mayow and hie fifteen Lancers he descries three squadrons of Russians moving swiftly down and forming front toward the Russian rear. Well does he know their object They intend to out off his retreat ! "Right about—Wheel 1" and the 70 horsemen, are hurled at the three equadrona forming in the valley. The struggie is leriet ; the loss small, and melting away before the onslaught the Russian horsemen. are soon seeking safety on the higher elopes. And our little band, joined by Capt. Jenyna with a few survivors of the Inch Light Dragoons, begins the retreat up the Death Valley.. Col. Douglas, with a little body of the lith Hussars, has been pursuing the enemy far down the valley, toward the aqueduct; but now he is pressed back . by a strong force of cavalry. The 4th Dragoons, in broken formation, just out of the struggle for the battery, come up at the critical moment, and Lord Patget, aelf.possemed aa if on the parade ground, grasps the situation • at a glance. The little group of 70 Dra- goons and Hussars are within 40 yards of a; compact body of attacking Russian horse 1 "11 you don't front, iny boys, we are done 1" Timely appeal I Close in the stragglers; narrow the front! The Rus- sians know what that formation means; they have learned to look for much from our cavalry. They hesitate; they halt; and the danger is past. But what is that body of troops in our left rear? Our own 17th ? 011, no ! It is many times the strength of our 17th even before to -day's fatal folly. Lieut. Roger Palmer has sharp eyes and well he knows the headgear of the Russians. It is Jeropkine's three squadrons, who, seeing our plight, have moved down from the Tractir Road to intercept us and out off our retreat. Well may Lord Paget say: "We are in a. devil of a fix !' Minutes are precious; but in great crises men think quickly. Lord Paget sees the value of in- stant action, and he rises to the occasion. " Threes about 1" and joined by a few stragglers tram the iirst lite we begin the retreat along the death -strewn trail. Three squadrons deep the Russians form in onr path. Does it mean annihilation? It looks like ib As Lord Paget's little troop approaches Jerop- kine swings back the right shoulder and wheels his squadrons half back to attack it • on the flank at the moment of passing. • The manceuvre is tactically good, butrather slowly executed. "Throw up your left flank 1" shouts Lord Paget, but he is not heard, and grazing the front of the solid squadrons, dodging lance thrusts and parry- ing sabre strokes, our little host sweeps on. And where is Lord Liman the while his Light Cavalry is being sacrificed? Ilia Lordship's blurder has been a terrible ono; it is to cause his recall, to reflect on his judgment and cloud his military future; but it leaves no tarnish upon bis personal valor. He fully intends to be in the fray. He divides the Heavies into three lines to follow Lord Cardigan' force down the valley, intending to preserve a connection and have thus a chain of supporting lines. But the pace is too fast. In spite of his effort, by riding out far in advance of his men to preserve , the formation, Lord Cardigan's rapid charge and the demoralizing cannonade breaks the oontinuity he had planned to preserve. The cruel cross-fire is decimating the Heavies. Lord Punkt is wounded; Capt. Charteria falls dead beside hum; Lord Lunen is shot in the leg and his horse is twice wounded. The Light cavalry' is rapidly fading. from sight in smoke aud dust far down in the front; the connection has been irreparably sundered ; shall he further imperil his troops, or shall he not? He has decided. "They have sacrificed the Light Brigade; they shall not the Heavy if I can help it 1" And back they ride out of the raking cross-fire from the heights, to count their losses, to wonder how the battle rages down the valley, and to be ready to cover the retreat. But will there be any retreat Does it seem possible that any remnants of the gay brigade that has 'Wit disappeared in .yonder battery smoke will ever make their way back ? Even if they break away from the Russian cavalry how can. they hope to run the gauntlet of rear and cross batterim ? Think of those rapidly served guns on. the Causeway Heights and on the Fedioukine Hills 1 It seems impossible that anything can survive such a storm of iron. Bub jabrohritsky is not to be permitted to complete the work of slaughter from the Fedionkine Hills. • Far up the valley that brave Frenchman, General Morris, with his magnificent Chas - sours d'Afrique, looks down on the advance of the Light Brigade. Generous admiration °lumps to horror as he sees it charge straight down between the Russian bat- teries. He perceives that a terrible !minder has been made ; he will do what he can to minimize its effect. He is a man of prompt decision, jabrokritsky'e batteries, doing such deadly execution, must be silenced; and he will silence them. Ile orders the gallant D'Allonville and the " Travellers " to attack. Bringing forward the right shoulder the regiment moves off et a quick pace, wheels( to the right and evVeeps down upon the flank of the nearest battery. Veterans are there. The Rassion artillerymen quickly limber up and dash off, while Jabrokritsky himself leads up a strong force to prevent D'Allonville from berrying off the guns. Bat D'Allonville's work is doe ; the recall is eounded, and he retires. And, thanks te the noble Frenchman's well-timed attack, the murderous batteries of the Eedionkine vvhich inflicted to numb injury on out cavalry in their adeance, are eilent during their retreat. And studs a retteat Lance thrusts and sabre stroke:3 may .be parried or evaded ; not s6 the plueging ehot, , the hail of musket, halls and the whirrnig feaginents gest9tennaittv th ptered gut% on the 04110, eta.oym. en,,t,F4 of the enemy's eavelry. Morris' of ehell. Arad yet the efforts of Liprandiat .caa m h e• nanatui hericera heee deafen in the Ras- gunners are to some extent a 'cover for the ' way rmigntil, shou er or Mary e retreatielt OValree protecting thein from ehe brave boys 14ave Sere heerhe $9,41y they ride over bodies ef dead oPMradefl- Xelleted men, sorely wounded, Wing to their horses, and others not so fortunate struggle along on fooe or, exhaueted and weak from loss of blood, lie down to be speared to death and stripped by the implacable:A Cosche. Brave !Qom( , give up their gimlets to wounded comrades and walk be, sido them. And all the time Liprandial gunners on the Ceuseway Heights do their worst. Would that Lord Luean had had General Morels' foresight But, hark a British cheer I And out of the smoke of the fray, Lord Peeet, bringing up the rear of the stragglers, emerges to be warmly greeted by Lord Cardigan and fello vv sur- vivors. It has been e pregnant twenty minutes ! Dearly has glory been purchased. The 13111 Light Dragoons muster only ten men! Examination !Shows that we have loat 113 killed ; 134 wounded; 15 unwounded prisoners, and that 475 horses were killed and 42 wounded. We have lost roomy °lila ors. And what have we gained? Ah 1 it was splendid Yes " says the sage French general, Boaque4 ".Ib is splendid ; but it is not war !' " What did you mean air," says Lord Raglan, by attacking a .battery in front, contrary to all the usageo of war, and the customs of the service ?" "My Lord," replies Cardigan, ,,r hope you will not blame me, for I received the order to attack from my superior officer in front of the troops." * * * And so tile Charge of the Light Brigade— brought about by a most deplorable blunder —hen become by reason of the bravery of the ofacere and inen engaged, enshrined in history, to shed Metre on British arms and to live as an example of daring and devotion to duty; while, notwithetanding hie unfor- tunate seveee.nce from his men—which none regretted more than he—Lord Cardigan is conceded to fully deserve his commanding • officer's high encomium "He was as brave as a lion !" /slASQUETTn. pursuit Y the Ruesthn equeelreee. But Eighty yards yet! Orash Every gun in the Cossack battery belches forth its metal vomit ! The carnage is horrible. The chestnut charger and rider are safe'but cruel desolation is wrought in our line. Men and horses mingle 18a welter of confusion, and die missiles which have mangled and dismembered them hurtle on to do further destruction in the supporting lines. Many officers go down. Capt. Oldham of the leth, Capt. Coad, Cornet Montgomery, Capt. Winter, Limb. Thomson and ine.ny others are never seen afterward. But it is the last salvo. Extricating themselves from the floundering mass of disabled and writhing horses and men the fifty or s'urty survivors of the first line plunge after their leader into the bettery smoke. Sabres in the airenow, men 1 Bravely you have run the gauntlet of Death down the valley, without a chance to strike a blow ! At them now 1 Remember your slain com- rades 1 The second and third lines, in diminieled echelon, are here. Swabs and ramrod% are droppea. Down go the Cossack gunners, spitted through or with cleft skulls, or they crawl beneath the gun car- riages for shelter 1 Many au artilleryman's wife will weep for this day' work 1 On past the guns sweeps Capt. Morris, with a score of survivors of the 17th Lenore, which he drives stheight at the halted squadrons of Russian horse. Down go the Muscovite spears, and in an instant the gay Lancers are buried deep in their ranks. Morris rides at the squadron leader and, point on, transfixes him with his sword. Unlucky thrust 1 The very death - ,blow to his enemy pinions him to the body, from which he cannot withdraw his sword, and he is held by the wrist -knot until, struck down by sabers and lances, he is made a prismer. Lieut. Chadwick, too is severely lee:eluded and falls into the hands of the enemy. Well is it for them that officers are near at hand! 'Unrestrained by officers the Cossacks have a way of saving trouble with prisoners. Where is Lord Cardigan Shooting through the babtery, far in advance of his men, Cardigan finds him- self alone in the presence of solid phalanxes of Russian cavalrywho attempt to str- round and caper° him. He parries their lance thrusts until almoat uhhorsed, and then gallops back through the battery. Where are his men?Through the smoke he sea little groups and etragglera of the 13th Lialit Dragoons and 17bh Lancers retreating up the vally, and giving his horse the rein he follows thein. Add this mistake is the regret Of Cerdigan's life—that he :timid have retired and left a single men of his &amend fighting belibid him! Mee.nwhile remnants of the brigade are enraged in terribly unequal struggled with , L IS CAREFUL. A Rutter Maker Who Was Neither. Said Mr. Linfield when addressing the people at Stoney Creek on the subject of butter making: "two things especially are absolutely necessary : cleanliness and care- fulnese." Some very bad butter finds its way into the Hamilton market and some of the butter sold is a great deal worse than it looks. The other day a lady here bought a quantity from a buttermaker in whom she always had the utmost confidence. The lady had occasion to melt down one pound of it. The dregs which settled -in the bot- tom were sickening. It amounted to about four ounces and comprised ingredients which should have been eliminated in the churning and, making of the butter. If the farmer's wives and daughters were to follow the advice of Mr. Linfield with regard to care and cleanliness, a better article of but- ter would be produced and better prices • realized, for first-class butter will always bring a good price. Flower Gardening for Roney. TE401100 1[10 lithalf liht WALK. At What Age Should. the /eight et Ole IlloaSehold beh'allebt to Toddles People sometimes; ask at what age eaa wo eet a child in a chair; when put him ea hie lege; how old mast be be before we teacb. him to walk? The answers aro easy, says the Popular Science Monlkly. He inliSb riot he made 'to sit bW he ha a spouteneoesly sat sp ia hie bed. and has been able to hold his rleat. This sometimes happena in the aixtli or seventh math, eoneetimee later, The flitting position is not withont danger, even. when nu Daiwa it himself ; impoaed prema turely upon, him it tires the backbone aid rnay mterfere with the growth. So the ohild ahould never he taught to stand or to walk. This is his affair, not oura. Phice him on. a carpet in a healthy room or in the open air and let him play in freedom, roll, try to go ahead op his hands and feet, or go backward, which he will do more minces& fully at first ; it all gradually strengthens and hardens him. Some day he will Man- age to get upon his knees, another day to go forward upon them, and then to raise himself up against the chairs. He thus learns to do all he can, sA fast as he can, and no more. But, they t3i/y, he will be longer in learning to walk if he is left to go on his knees or his hands and foot indefinitely. What difference does it make if, exploring the world in this way, he becomes se quainted with things, learns to estimate distances, strengthens hie legs and back ; prepares hiraself, in short, to walk better when he gets to walking? The important thing is not whether he walks now or then but that he learns to guide himself, to help himself, and to have confidence in himself. I hold, without exaggeration, that educa- tion of the character is going on at the same time with training in locomotion, and that the way one learns to walk is not without moral importance. - McCollom's Rheutaatic Repellant Is carefully prepared by W. A. McCollom, druggist, Tilsonburg. Sold at wholesale in Montreal, Toronto, Hamilton, London, Winnipeg and by retail druggists generally. Whose not obtainable Mr. McCollom prepays single express on receipt of pace, $L00 per bottle, or 0 for $5.00. A young woman who loves to,work among flowers cannot fail to make a respectable sum of pin money if she aelects some popu- lar (not necessarily fashionable flower) and devotes most of her time to cultivating the different varieties of it for the city markets. A number of women have made from one hundred to two hundred dollars each season in this ways,. yOna woman in an Ohio town, sena a few common white daisies to Cin- cinnati, which met with such ready sale in the early months of the season that she was encouraged to cultivate them on a large scale, and now makes a handsome sum of money each year by sending them ba, in great white bunches, to be sold on the streets. THE DIFFERENCE A little red race With soft, wrinkled akin; A little snub nose And wee puckered chin; A little bald head, And weak, watery eyes Two red, toothless gums That he shows when he oris: Two thin, little hands That are clutching the air, A. small fretful voice That demands constant care. • That was the way he looked to me, When I called, her Arst born to see. l3u1 she said with pride: "1 hope that he Looks as pretty to you as he does to me I" —The man who knows enough to go in when it rains is staying at home with his family this spring. RE DREARY DRIZZLE. When the dreary drizzle, drizzle Lasts for weary, weary weeks, Making life a wretched fizzle, Making oceans out of creeks. What a bore to press the pillow Of a cottage chamber bed, And to listen to the ever- ' Lasting raindrops overhead! —The devil isn't scared about losing his grip on the man whom some silly woman marries to reform.— Womankind, —" Marriage was a failure with them, then ?" Well, you could hardly call it a failure. Suspension would be the better word." "Suspension?" "Yea ; they mu - Wally agreed to separate." —The largest advertisement in the world is said to be in Glasgow and to belong to the Glasgow Neum. It is in flowers on the gide of a • hill and can be seen four miles with the naked eye. Each letter is forty feet high. At Ottawa yesterday- Major John Stew - are, commanding the Ottawa Field Battery, lodged a complaint against Capt. Bliss, of the same corps, chargine him with unlaw- fully signing a false pay list, and with wrongfully unterting thenames of three non- commissioned officers who ye/we not on duty ou the occasion for which payment wpm de, minded. --Jupiter Pluvids isnot only previous, he is ales) subsequent, it seems. Jenny Hill, the English aerionomic singer, ie seriously ill of pneumonia. • The cloth workers of Aachen, who have been oft strike over a question of wages, have been beaten by their employere. The employee e are returning to work at the hest terms they can make. The editor of the Soo:fillet journal, the Muenieltener Post, of Munich, has been arrested on a charge of treamon, based oh certain violent articles in the papers. The body of George Reynold, a stone- mason, was found in the raneway in front of Meldrum, Davidson at Co's, mill, Peterboroa yesterday. It ie supposed he fell in 8001 - dentally. The director of Warner's Obeervatory, 18 Rochester, has succeeded in obtaining an excellent photograph of the eight -tailed comets that is creating wonder in the astron- omical world. The degree of LL. D. has been conferred by. the Catholic University of Ottawa upon Mr. 3. IL Barrett, Collector of Inland Revenue, Winnipeg, ih recognition of ser - 111 eonnecton with the &hoot Act disptite. The longest Words. Here are the nine longest words in the English language at the present writing: Suticonstitutionalist. Philoprogenitiveness. Incomprehensibility. Disproportionableness. Honorifthibilitudinity. Velocipedestrianistical. Transubstantionableness. Proantitionsubstationist. Antheopophagenerian. Noen.—Our readers having spare time on their hands cannot do better than take up an agency for the Domininion Silver Co3y. Read their advertisement. Omitted the Function. "My wife has sent me around to thrash the society editor," he announced, as he entered the editorial rooms. "What's the trouble ?" asked the chief. "In writing up her dinner and ball last night he neglected to call it a function. That calla for blood. Let me get my hands on the villain!" Its Excellirait Qualities Commend to public approval the California liquid fruit remedy, Syrup of Figs. It is pleasing to the eye'and to the taste, and by gently acting on the kidneys, liver an bowels, it cleanses the system effectually, thereby promoting the health and comfort of all who use it. Arranging For Ontario's Exhibits. Mr. N. Awrey, M. P. P., Ontario Com inissioner for the World's Fair, left for Chicago yesterday to make some prelinsinary arrangements. In reponse to the circular lasued applications have already been nsade that will occupy all the space at present allotted to this province. The principal object which Mr. Awrey has in view in going to Chicago is to secure more space for Ontario. FITE.—All Fits stopped free by Dr. Rline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first day's use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and$2.90 trial bottle free to Fib cases. Send to Dr. Xline, 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. JUDGE Ross, in his address to the Gran Jury at Cobourg Assizes, expressed his opinion that the result of the extension of the franchise was to give the right to vote to men without education or ability suffi- cient to enable them to exercise their right intelligently, and consequently they were susceptible to corrupt influences, and lent themselves the more readily to the commis- sion of illegal acts. Mr. C. Harper, Ottawa, Ont., writes: " have pleasure in stating that your Pinl Pills are a wonderful tonic and reconstruct° of the system. Since beginning theirUse • have gained on 1111 average, a pound of flea a week. I have recommended them to number of my friends, who declare tha they are the only medicine that they hay ever used that done all that is claimed fo its Sold by all dealers. THERE has been a Temple of Fame enter bailment up in London, and Geo. W. Arm strong writes - to the Free Press confessin that it was a great success, but he wa arixious on one point—in what does th entertainment differ 18 point of characte nein an ordinary theatrical entertainment Then he asks: What was the tendency of the Temple o Fame entertainment? 1st. To promote sensuous ideas. 2nd. To create a taste and love for gaud apparel. 3rd. To divert the young and tender Chri Man mind from the solid and serious to th flippant, light and gay. This entertainment and the fact that he Oa large posters in Windsor announcing tha the King's Daughters would perfor "Cinderella" in the Opera House, lea Mr. Armstrong to suspect that the Churc and the world, especially the theatrica world, are getting so alike that only a expert can tell the one from the other. Bu then with some people it is a Sill to smile. VATE'S IRONY. He was the pride of the Sunday Eschool, Could spell out backward the golden rule; Ile memorized versos and texts by the yard, And answered all questions though never s hard ; His promise was brilliant, but, sad to relate, Quite differonbly spun was the thread of hi fate; And to show how perverse things sublunar are, Re is now in a dowtatewn saloon tenditig bar Little things console us because Iittl things afflict ue. ISSU NO 22. 1892. - — NOTE. ile replying to any of MONO AdTerlbutlente Illaallirluention 000 paper " 00-111t 'natant Cure, Many Siralay such as of sinell,foul and spitting, of debility, tr9ubled kindred Catarrh, time procuring_ Mau, time, negiectea reeults by emiSUMptiOn Sold by post paid, (60 cents FULF0R0 • bli, k , NO, CLEAkte I it Cl HIFAt-iNt.l. fl*Ilef, F (uvrotrot Failure !tot,)euiido, so -caned aaelaaal COM SY73:001.11a Of I "Y)t .'l'i I, heauache, kosi,v, r) ..),,a breath, b .v •.3 1 geoeial f.k. etc. If y,. 1.4 :. 0 with any of t- ",, or sYmPtome, and shoukt , „„,, 210 a i,-,,,.. i. of BAr.,n'Ee *.v.0.)...„0 in eeirl Ill4' ...1").(i in Catarrb, taareaa and cie44,rh. all druggksts, or Dont, on receipt of price and$1) Inaideressiug & 00. ereeeville,not• v Y.,,N ,k• % ,+, 67 .." Y ,,,, bb ii • ° ,j ' sii I,,s,.;' ' , . , , . A 0 t 4', 11 7.rtrovT:toggegifiviooskini)eriialr6Ellicionr. LI tot. ES A.Ii.NAILD l3HO8, 36 MoCaul street. Toronto, Out AGENTS. "VIRS'I'-CLASS AGENTS WANTED IN" 1' every town and district in Canada. Big profits to pushing People. Send stamp for particulars to ThReliiliell Silver Company, Toronto, Ont. . SAX, Wh sn ate:flygldIgglg:tgongg: some money in an honest, respectable way i If so, we can pus you in the way of doing it. We employ hundreds of men constantly. Refer- ences to the best people in Canada. Write for particulars before you sleep. McDERMID tk LOGAN, London. IIVIPERIALPATUAT.f,,Z,T,T,L. 4,..4,,,,F, , hem „ ' ca. U 1 IA Irk6Littett,Curds,PtIpefiverything Now 'Agents No. , fore, 11311. ,6 , 1 e MPG. Co., Baltimore, Md. ziErs, . 4., m 13., 0 4:1. postpaid zooke WU nouey.Torraarce TIILLALAN 71 Balt street, 5 Packs of Cards FREE. 'One pack May L C. U. Rome; 1 pack Eseorlr one peek Flirtation; one pack Hold to the Light; one pack Our Sofa Just Holds Two. One sample book full of Novelties, all FREE, if yoa send lc. silver for postage. A.. W. KINNEY D. N. L., Yarmouth, N. 8. ARMSTRONG'S CART, ---------`raaa THE 'ARMSTRONG' 'he sseeWe e ELI.IPTIC SPRING CART NE! 1 saa.aaaaaaaa___ With spring easy back, the greatest o11 a care, giving drivers the buggy, oombined with the low and handy travelling conveniences wheeler. Ask for this cart. It J. B. ARMSTRONG MANUFACTURING (Limited.) Guelph, (Please mention this paper when Jr 7 a advantage comforts ore cost and light of a two will please you. CO. Canada. writing.) DE LAVAL CREAM SEPARATORS,. (Rand and Steam Power.) Carter's Famous Rennet Extract, • Cheese and Butter Color, • Babcock Milk Testers, Drury Utensils, Etc. Wholesale Agent for Canada. xa" ie _A. rat xac w- x L. a na; - Produce Commission Merchant. Please mention this 1 33 St. Peter Street paper when writing. f Montreal. AGENTS WRITE TO US For particulars and terms. If you want to me.ke money, now is your time. If you are handling any line that doers not bring yea in big money, drop it and engage with us, and success is sure. Wimain Bniene, Toronto, Ont • 12 • prices • lands • ehurchee. . favorable • f r 1 I l , MICfflOAN , 000 Acres Please 00n fimg000dhigFmairimeinengtrLaarnaettirotleibpszert pena ranging are close schools, terms. R. J. W. mention LANDS FOR SALE.. e il ai_ Railroads, se per acre. These new townie be sold on ram it West Bay City. Mich when writing. _ and Loon Lake from $2 to $5 to enterprising etc., and will Applyto M. PIERCE, Otto CURTIS, Whittemore, this paper flJ 0 , ,4014',.. ,. . , a itt to 'N *Aa.'4 , , , iii fel.)CiihifiEt. .,'.$4.',"itite,P60.• 441 Ai 1, ,1 ,,., ,` -• —, ; , . . 1 N , - r utt i, C 'FIECT IONE R s "WL.P. ; i 1- r47! 1 1 Ct' Pi , '"',.. The lantana ih,,,,,,,,,,i.n,,nf nolualutuip Cndaorlexic°'vutsecuritY.lflo1 7fsin:' niininel, a- • rr , ,, , wrong, Logi aml On M %Et lMtIVI uu..att,.°,..1%".". uoni.mi.) en i D UP eAP1TAt., *12 000,000 e3; :tnY'herliEtileUniUnitediatrse, :ppyloriilAgent°rwrit to HENRI' L. HAUPT, Fresh -lent. SUTTe Crtr, MONTANA. Agents Wanted Everyw".ouro I LLUSTRATED CATALOGUE i. ,.., °,1, .1,, • • . e ' PENNYROYAL WAFERS. A specific monthly minlicino for lad4M to restore and regnlato tho Must*, infifgracriar. ffIboe'allItigtig PilitiPve: ..69 trifea.I6,1\foZiA'ra,V47.1°...erTilvsolagri • thee° organs. Buy Of your araggisr only thOso with our signature Acrost Indoor label. Avoidmibstitatoo. Sonindl earth:Mint Maihni So Stamp. $1.00 Oo box. address, ElnlExa O118M1tit COMPANY, Dinhots. AMU - There is a right time for eeerything, but the $4 watch eeldom manages to hit it "That's a very neat turnout," said the young woman% father 68 A6g1.18t68 sped from the door'. Self-love is at once the mosti delicate and most tenacioue of. our sentiment! ; a mere nothing will wound it, but there is nothing on earth will kill it, —The entice* for the crops is splendid, the weather being just the thing. There has been a large breadth of pottitme planted, owing to the ()hospices of the teed. LeOhoma's Tansy eq, Pennyroyal Pitit, Tho only sato nod rel I ille Fceneh Pill on the rintrinni,, ro I meted i ti.te roller or i>ain rut and irresa Pernale Weakness, ere. EFFsq-rum.. EvEltis TIME. ThMiti1111dtk 31,41111011i;11S.koshibirattaruggixtr or sent by inall.Muittis id, He ell riOy smiled id pltt2n *Me- tier 'with tali 'directions. for "8150 PRAREACAL SF110I.14.LTY do., or Ch1stn44, ftt., Selo AUMiti., 1Plso's nemody fer Catarrh 18 thO nest, Enalost to Lisa tine Cheapest, iortt-taivb. tndutztuggeitittir witittite'filiyortiel