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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-5-26, Page 3IlateinsoniS 'Mahnle0 Well, Ten, nod you're Eihgei frieltd ; YOITY0iy sYninathIrt too; No Wender Yoll're looking downheerrevl ad talking et Violet -met) brae; And ru. wept* eight ;iew yew suseetiders are both of anie leed with String, Aza you entry the bluebirds and robleS now seeking Shele Meiteri le the pring. loktira that a fellow is selfish who "'looks by himself ell•alonee • And rents a emir room in an attic, or liveS in a palace of stone, Where the music a aildrewe sweet voiees ne echoes awake fat the stairs, "Wlio shares not the berdens of others, knovvs naught of, their eorreeve aad cares. Wey, I rather go home in the twilight, after MY day's Work is done, eine play with my girl end her dollies than have all your bachelor fun ; Farthe laugh of my wee little woman still parries pie batik to the days 'When I fished in the brook and barefooted threaded the forest'S dim ways. Alia I'd rather sit down in the gloaming, when the aegels are painting the skies 30 LI watoh the large light that grows tender and burns jurny daring's blue eyes, 'Than to go out alone to the theatre and. sit through the graudest o pays That e'er plum from the pen of the master that incite in those faraway days. Vbere is trouble in life, that I grant you, but the burdens ere lighter te bear When there's someone that's watching and waiting and willing to carry he share. And I toll you the love of a woman surpassetli the knowledge of men, And selfishness prompts the discomfore that's found in a bachelor's den. Mwomeu -were selfish as pm are, the world would he cold as a stone; 'That sweet word would lose all its meaning - that dearest; of words they (Pall borne. , -MAW° would scarce be ever/ h the livhigeapoor love had nothhig to give.i aas a bachelor you're Out eldolang ; getlinarriea and then you will live. lrhree Little Rittens. 'Three little kittens, so downy and soft, Were cuddled, up by the the. And two little children were sleeping aloft, AS posy as heert could desirei• Dreaming of something ever sonice, „Dolls and sugar -plums, rats and mice. The eight wore on, and the mistress said, • I'm sleepy, 1 niust confess,, And as kitties and babies are safe,ie bed, Ii go to bed, too,.I guess. She weet upstairs, Just a story higher. IV.bile the kittens slept by the Ititehentre. "What noise can that be ?" the mistress said. Meow! meow!" " I'm afraid aknoor little kitty -cab's fallen nut of bed The nice little nest I Riede !" Meow! rneow 1" Dear me? dear me! X wonder what can the matter be ?" The mist-ress paused on an upper stair, For what did she see below 'I But three little kittens, with frightened air, Standing up in a rote ! With six little paws on the step Above, And no mother cat to caress or love ! a'hrough the kitchen door came a cloud o smoke! . • The mistresie in great alarm, To a sense of danger straightway awoke ; •lier babies might some to hared. iOn tbe kitchen hearth, to her ereat amaze, Was a basket of shavings beginning to blaze. 'The three little ldttens were hugged and kissed, And promised many a mouse; While their names were put upon honor's list, For hadn't they saved. a house? Ad two little children were gathered tight To a mother's heart ere she slept that night. *Rustle Convert. "Yon ka,n'tketch nothin' with them ,thar things, - 'With yarn fer bodies an' feathers fer wings. You must think trout is terrible fools Ter be ketehed evith such outlandish tools. An look at that pole -why, that won't do; A good big trout would bust it in two. And never think notldn' av what he did .As pal& as lightnin" away he slid. 'Well, Illbe dure, you can shoot me dead 3Ifliere ain't a windiass filled -with thread; An' ther littlest sort ov thread at that - Why. man that wouldn't hold a gnat! You'll find a good place over hem, Vedet the rapids, deep ag' clear ,• You'd better take -worms and er hiek'ry pole lou won't ketch nothin' 'pr my soul!" Sixteen beauties, speckled bright, The 'baskets bore ere the fall of night ; 3lecounted them o'er on the bank of fern, And all that he said was, " Wa'al--111 be duni t -Outing for May. , The gravest or Rattles. Thelpra.vest of battles that ever was fought, ShallI teLl you where and when? tie the maps of the world you'll find it not, "Twee fought by the mothers of men. Nan not with cannon or battle shot, With sword or nobler pen ; Nay, nor with eloquent word or thought 'Prom mouth of wonderful men. But deep in a walled -up woman's heart - De woman that would not vela, 'But bravelyesileetly bore her part - 14 I there is the battle -field. Tremarshaling troops, no bivouac song, No banner to gleam and wave! But oh, ehese battles I they last so long - From babyhood to the grave! -.Magnin Millar. MA, IrdriZEAllildrfi ADTSPITIMPfds Tali Taloa of a Witten SPort 074 Oernitli Land. frseiliden Times,/ Mr. Inventrity, member of the Bombay Bar, and one of the most diatinguielted of ndin Shikaris, lately contributed to the Bombay 'Natural History Soolety a paper on the nutininelia of Somali Lend, where he went on a shooting expedition laet year, Referring to lion shooting, he says it is a very faeonating pursuit it conducted in the proper manner, which is to track the animal to where he is lying. At the end of the track, whieh may lest for several hours, the eyes suddenly fall on a lion sitting in dense gloom of a bush a few feet off, or semetiines it leads into a thicket of thorns that cannot be penetrated, when the best plan is tp set fire to it and stand at the other end, Mr. Inventrity says he only once found one sitting M the open -a lionises with a full-grown cub. They were Bitting on the open sand under a tinsel' thorn tree. So well does their eolor harmonize with their surroundings that he tracked it within four yards of them without geeing them, and wonld not have wen them then if they had not got up. On another camasion his men pointed to a lionees he was tracking crouching in the grass a few yards off, but, although he looked, he could not see her till he moved her ears, Like every other animal, the lion tries to avoid men until wounded,. and it is only in exceptional oases of there being youngones to guard or from astonishment at seeing ,the hunters SO close to them, that they charge when being traeked. .Mr. Inverarity was never charged by an unwounded one. They charge with the same coughing roar that a tiger does, and Some at great speed close to the ground, not bounding in the air as represented in pictures; their ears are pressed close to the head, giving them the comical appearanee of being without ears. He says : "So large an animal coming at full speed against you of course knocksyou off your legs. The claws and teeth entering the flesh do not hurt as much as you would think. The only really painful part of the business is the squeezing given by the jaws on the bone. I felt none of the dreamy stimor Livingstone describes, but, on the contrary, felt as usual. I adopted the course of lying quite still, which, I believe is the best, thing one can do, as you are quite helpless with a heavy animal on you, and they are inelined to make grab se anything that moves, and the fewer bites you can get off with the better. "AU the wounds are centres of inflamma- tion and blood poisoning, and the more you get the less chance you have. The power of the lion's jaws may be ieferred from the feet that the Renews that seized me, although it had a broken jaw, scored deep grooves in the barrels of my ;hie with her teeth. Seine claw wounds were mere scratches, which I attribute to the fact that they clutch at the surface of your coat, thinking it is all solid underneath, and so roach the flesh pretty late. • In fact, my coat was torn in some places without any corresponding wound beneath. I neer felt the slightest shock. Tigers and panthers, as a rum, immediately leave any one they seize in a charge, but this lioness, having left me, went a few yards and roared at my men, returned and stood over me growling, and then bit my arm. I got no bite the first go off, as the was occupied in biting my rifle." ••The W. C. T. L reorganization. The W. C. T. U. is the largest organiza- tion of women the world has ever seen. Its forerunner was the Temperance Crusaders, and the first crusader was Mrs. Eliza J. Thompson, of Hillsboro, 0. Mrs. Thompson was the daughter of a Governor, the wife of a judge and the mother of a clergyman, and in 50 days had 50,000 women on their knees praying in saloons in 300 towns and -villages. If the W. C. T. U. are impractic- able theorists they do not know it, but go nn just as if . they were not. Their latest 40 achievement is•tne building of a $1,000,900 temple at, Chicago, which is to be opened thismonth. The Chicago Herald says that when the temperance women leased the •corner of • More avenue and La Salle See etreet of Marshall Field for 200 •ereare Chicago raised . its eyebrowa, but said nothing The building now Atands thirteen stories high in a .French *Gothic dress. The business woman who ha•te ,carried it through is Mrs. Matilda B. Ouse, of the Woman's Temperance Build. ing Association. She is President. There is a capital stock of $600,000. Of this, $400,- 600 has been subscribed by women and the penny Isanke of cherub bands and baby bands, such as are included by the vast enaehinery of the organization. In addition to its own offices and the commodious lard Hail, which is so named in honor of 3ldise Frances E. Willard, the President of • the now 1,01dd-wide organization, the rental for offices will being in annually 8250,000. Whatever the W. C. T. U. may or may not • accomplish ib has shown under its able tac. ticiaas a rernarkeble capacity for organiza- tion and noteworthy business and executive ability. Swim:Ming. It is easy to Swim, if one does not become frightened, says a correspondent. When the body is in the water and the than is breathing naturally, the head Will remain ontand one can float almost without effort. ae trouts'° with people is that, losing their Tireeence of niind, they throw ep their halide, Where of contrite the head et once sinks beneath the surface. If a man would, only remember to keep his hands down, ;Occidental deaths from droning would be =nth more infregnent, for almost any one whether a swimmer or not, svould be able ie float uritit relief arrived. Reims an Eye fifoort Neva t Little Nell -What does the Orgatiitt at our church have a leek& gloat filed over his head on the organ fott tittle gnees that's so he cain tell Whe the minibter 18 loolther. TM *LEP TAW lain( W. Put If ha a Bits suit *et it go to Sleep. atulyr olOthCfa are vexed and tried to the ntineift when the question arises, how to keep the baby trim ^. kicking off the belt el°theB WhAt ineeme has he not tried And M spite of all Iter efforts the little )n001481;0:4 arms are invariably out in the cold, Ihz warmed sleeping rooms thie makes no .perceptible differenee in the child's condition of health. The night- gown is usually eafficiently thick to Iseep the child comfortable if he were Awake and siLting uP in bed. But ill le the little ones in cold houses that suffer. All day they are warmly, clad and in a warmed room ; at night their clothing my be just as thick, but the temperature of the room being so much less than that of the day room, a child oennot escape catch- ing cold if he is allowed to become Un- covered. While lying down the foree ef • the circulation of the blood is much less, and •less heat is generated and propelled through the body. So with less heat fur- nished Within the child, and none in the bed chamber, more warmth should be placed around it in the form •of coverings. Much heist i lost from the body by radiation. Clothing of various thicknessee • prevents loss of heat from the body. There is no warmth in the material. The heat from the body is retaintedbecauth it cannot readily pass through it. A very effectual mode of protection is taught by an old nurse, who asks: "Do you ever put your babies to sleep in bags? If not I will give you a point that you may sometime find useful. • I had one tittle in my charge a very deli- cate infant. It seemede to heve little vitality' and very poor oiroulation; and it was impossible to keep the little thing venire. It was also very nervous and restless, and needed constant watch• - ing, else it would kick itself out of all its wrappings. I taxed zny brain for • long time to think of some way to keep it • thoroughly protected, until finally I hit. upon an idea. I bought a yard and a half of moderately thick felt, tolded it over, leaving the folded portion or the foot of the beg, then shaped out the top in a sort of nightgown fashion. • I sewed strong tapes • en the edges, put the little one into the bag and drew up the strings. The felt came close to the throat, but not so close as to be at all Annoying. A little cap of soft, thick wool was provided, and you would have been surprised at the child's ithrovement. I kept the little thing in the bag the greater part of the time for three months, night and day. Then it mune on very warm weather, and I gradually left open one tape after another until I could leave it off altogether. I used to say that the child gained a pound a week, and I really think she did." Ranee Horn's Reasons. The eccentric genius who presides over • the destinies of the Ram's Horn, a weekly paper ,printed at the home of President Harrison, under the head of "Some Reasons," does a little bit of paragraphing which is unique, to say the least One reason why every Christian is not a millionaire, itebecause God can't trust him with so much money. One reason why people sleepdzi church, is because the preacher himself IS not wide- awake. One reason why some people are not as wicked as other people, is because they don't have the same opportunities. • One reason why some men don't have better wives, is because they are such poor • husbands. One reason why some people belong to church is because they haven't been put out One reason why some men are preachers, is because they are too lazy to be farmers and blacksinitlas. One reason why some women marry, is because they haven't the courage to work for a living One reason why some children die young, is because they get everything they cry for. One reason why so many peOple are in prison to -day is because they had poor mothers and worse fathers. One reason why the sinner can't see God, is because he don't look the right way. • Instead of standing up and looking down, he thould kneel down and look up. A. Remarkable Train. The most remarkable train that ever passed over the Grand Trunk Railway went west ,over the Sarnia branch, and through the tunnel last Wednesday after- noon. It was made up of twenty loco- motive engines, front the Baldwin Loco- motive Works, Philadelphia,. hauled by the famoue two -cylinder, ten -wheel loco- motive, "No, 82," which has become noted for ite remarkable performance on the Pennsylvania, Norfolk and Western, East Tennessee & Georgia, and Chi- cago, Burlington & Quincy Railroads, and whioh is going west for tests on railways running out of Chicago. The train which it hauled consisted of compound loco- motives of the Vauclain system, intended for the equipment of the Chicago & South Side Rapid Transit Railway, otherwise known as the Alley Elevated Road. The aggregate weight of the twenty engines, comprising the train, was 1,000,000 pounds, ,exclusive of the live engine hauling the train above described. ," MANY' professional evangelists are pro. essionel fakirs, who create in the minds of the thoughtleas a contempt for the solid and honest wotk of the ministry, and who leave many worse than they found them," its an assertion made in the report on the State of Religion pretented to the Synod of Hamil- ton and London yeeterclay. Quite a lob of people have the game idea. The report also contains another statement which has more truth than poetry in it. This: " is evi- dent that in our city life the discharge of pareetal dutiee and the cultivation of fam- ily religion ate very much enfeebled, and, in many instantes, entirely superseded by the increased and ever increasing densande a social, political, literary, musical, theat. SeOret society and otheephasee Of life. Men and women, boys mid eerie, pray sad sing and eehort and read so much in publid that the old home is no more vecal with praisee and prayer. The cotter's Saturday night IS now only a poet's dreare," ° A specimen of bread from the famine 'dire triete hi Russia looked more like poet than bread. When analyeed by a London • medical Journal it was foand to cofitain husks, saud and woody Aber. ft watt one of a number of 'theme supplied by the Goversinient. THE offing own]. acriv the Xullielee and Ehinthe Are SelleZ Eeforaded belt. The Rev. Dr. Bouglato, probably the met eloquent man in thelViethodist Church 'n Comae, when speakingagainet thoopilim aurae foisted by England upon the Oriental eountries, used this impressive language: Mr. President, there sis something greater than the electric storm, which rerldo the ds heavens,eaneeosotmideetehttatrn somethingwider rthan t0bhe Wiallwail e 1 and sleek around the shoees of every 'island and every oontinent, receding 4 length, like some fair penitent, into silence and tears; there is threethipg mightier thole the forceps of gravitatien that interpet/e- trates all worlds and holds the universe in it8 integrity ; and that something is the aroused conscience of a great people, wish moan and sob and wail and appeal to Goa against a cruel wrong, That aroused eon - science moths not earth itself, but heaven ead the mortal universe of God. The Doctor then goes on to ventilate the ahenlination of the opium trade in China and India, From the first venture of Warren Hastings, who tharted the trade with 20f1 chests of the poison, which he eent in an armed vessel and forced on the Chinese, the trade has grown until about 80,000 chests are now the annual :shipment Irene India to China. According to those who study the nature of the pone, even' four growl of Indian opitim will send the strongest man unaccustomed to the drug, into the sleep which knows no walling. Every pound has poison enough in it to destoy 1,600 lives very ehets • con- taining 1,53 pounds of the Edrug lia,spower to silence forever on earth 2200,000 souls, Six tlaonsand of these chests carry enough poison to destroy the whole of earth's in- habitants, while the 80,000 annually int - ported under England's auspices, would de- stroy the Iffe ot twelve vecelds similar to our own. It has recently been affirmed :by an educated Chinese lecturer that fifty mil liona of the Chinese Empire are ,opium smokers, while twenty-five millions are, be- yond recovery, its abject slaves. Yet Eng- land advertises WS opium depots in the rail- road cars of the East India, Government, and the evil is belting the world. The secret of• it all is that nearly thirty mil- lions of accursed gold comingfrom this traffic pass into the exchequer of the British Gov- ernment in India. Yet the London Times makes the atrociouis statement that when one year ago the British Parliament adopted a resolution declaring that "the system" by which tbe Indian opium revenue is raised is •merely. indefensible "The House of Commons was simply having one if its too familiar spasms of cheap Puritanism." Every effort is made by the British Govern- ment in India to increase the sale of opium. A penalty at the rate of five rupees per pound on the quantity of opium required to make nes the stated minimum must be paid by every licensed dealer who does not sell a certain amount of opium within a cer- tain time. England has cleared itself from the crime of slayers'. It fairly reels to -day under the stupor of drink, and but for this its brutality in continuing to poison the human brain in the Orient by the en- forced dale of opium would be inconceivable, but in a nation staggering undet the effects of alcoholic stimulants, no degradation can • surprise us. Our laws, money and highways are all in the hands of monopolies and the govern- rdent is a police agent to hold the people by the throat While the monopolists go through our pookets.-Claistian Guardian. HABITUAL HURRY. It Does a Great 1)ea1 afore Harm Than People Think. The number of sudden deaths which occur every year as a consequence of running to railway trains and ferryboats is not incon- siderable. This kind of over-exertion, however, does less harm than the common habit of being continually in a hurry. A habit which keeps the nervous system at a perpetual tension leads to excessive vital waste, undue susceptibility to disease, and in ex- treme cases to nervous exhaustion. Under its infineece persona naturally amiable are transformed into petulant and zioisy scolds. The woman who is a wife and mother is peculiarly liable to this habit, she has so much to do and so little time in which to do it, in these days when so many outside things crowd upon ,her domestic duties. There is no doubt that hurry claims tea 'victims Where hard work kills one. The man of business suffers in much the same manner. The hurried breakfast and the hurried skinuningof the morning/paper are but the beginning of a hurried day. Yet it is unsafe for him to act in a hurry, or in the spirit generated by it. The uncertainties of his calling make entire self-control of prime importance. School children are victims of the same evil. They must be at school exactly on time. But in thousands of cases the family arrangements are not such as to favor plum- ttuslity. The child is allowed to sit up late, arel so is late at breakfast; or the break- fast itself is late, and the child must hurry • through it, and. then must hurry off, half - fed and fully fretted. If necessary, less work should be done; but in many cases nothing is needed but a wiser economy et time. Some of the.worst victims of hurry are men who daily witit their work until time presses theme and then crowd themselves into a fever, pitying themselves meanwhile because they are so sadly driven. -Youth's Companion. 1 • In tbe Sick Room. Look hopeful, never despairing. When requested to read the news, omit the death het. Tell only the pleasant tidings; thtke is no fear of forgetting the evil. Leave stiff linen cuffs outside -in Eng- land, where they are fashionable, if you • like. Refrain from • telling about a similar ease in which the invalid died a shocking death. Let every article of food be delicately dished, taking only small, tempting quan- tities. • If you must chew gum, munch popcorn or nuts, wait until a half-naile away from sermitive ears. • Make the most of the luxuries at hand without expiating upon the charms of the unattainable. If your sick ones think the curtain is green when it is really blue, what harm M allow- ing them to think so? Sunflower Seed 011. In 1842 a Russian named Bokareff con- ceived the idea of extracting oil from the sunflower. His neighbors told him it was a visionary idea and that he would have hi labor for his pains. He persevered, how ever, and from that humble beginning th industry has expanded to enormous pro 'portions. To -clay more than 700,000 acre of land in Russia are devoted to the culti vation of the sunflower. The area devoted fa the orop has nearly doubled in five yeare. Two kinds of sunflowers are grown, one with small seeds, which ere °mailed for oil, and the other with large seeds, that are cote pureed by the coinnion people in enormous quantities, very much se people eat peanuts tt the United States. 0 At This Seaton'. Dix -Hicks tells me hie wife is an expert nimrod. Mrs. Dix -What does she find to hunt? Dix -Houses. ' Great Briteie has made a colony of the Valkland Islandand placed them ander the direction of a Governor. The Argentine Reptiblic has long claimed tti be rightful poesesser of thehe islande ; but England paid no attention to any preteste, and has more loudly than evet asserted her rights just when Atgentirda is handioapped by trotibld at home, -A eociety of Highbindete-the tWine trust. • FREE CRAYON PORTRAITS FRAME To oli our Subscribers for I882,; • itahroourgdehrouttothelecureAstooth‘ta We, the peblishers of 0' Neir:ii,litti5inticAicore'n4naeoritdeattag,u410003517renn,lalF this year over one Uplifted thousena della" mem; our neW guloSeribers 10 the form of an ardsac below) 1P0obretramiatdaencitsaehaonrdscohtergierairoer v (asuctrneeerw subscriber te "North Americau Homes." Ow family journal is a racathly publication consisting or 10 pages, fined with the best literature of day, by some of the best authors„ and is worthy of the ((teat expense we aro doing for it. Eight years ago • the New Ark nasesashad 'only about 15,000 daily cir- culation; to -day it has over 800,000. This was obtained try j udicious advertisement and a lavish expenditure of money. What the propiietor the ala worae has accomplishod we -feel coed - dent of doiog ourselves, We have a la arge capital to draw upon, and the handsome preadurn amaze giviog yeti will certainly give us the largest circulation of any paper in the world, The money we are spending now =Ong our subscribers will semi come back to us in increaSed dr- culation and advertisements. The Crayon Portrait we will have made for you will be executed by the largest essociatien of artists in this city. Their work is among the finest made, and we guarantee you en artistic Portrait and a perfect likeness to the orlglnab Them is nothing more usefui as wen as ornamental than a handsome framed Crayon Portreit of yourself or any member of your family; therefore this is a chance in a lifetime to get one already framed and reedy to bang in your parlor absolutely free of dintrge. 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A clever English tailor has invented a new skirt, which is an improvement on the muddy gown -of the present period. The skirt is designed chiefly for rainy weather. It is the 'length of an ordinary skirt, but the cheviot of which it is composed reaoheis only within a foot of the ground, where it is supplemented with a band of leather or of mackintosh of harmonizing color. This band is merely buttoned by invisible means on the skirt. When the wearer returnto the house it may be unbuttoned, the mud and dust easily °leaned off, and its place • filled by a band of cheviot. The great objec- tion to this dress is that it offers no speoial protection to the ankles and underskirts, •which are liable to become badly spattered by the :Mid and dirt. Being a stiff material, it will bathe a great deal more spattering he " swathing " through the mud than a dress of ordinary goods. Stout legging of the materiel of the dress, if you please, lined with mackintosh, comfortagle riding habit tights and a stout skirt of tweed, faced with • rubber cloth on the inside th the depth of ten or twelve inches and clearing the ground, makes a dreadnaught outfit, which is utaitarian and may he graceful. The upper part of the dress may be selected in any style the wearer fancies Ingratitude. They were riding uptown on a box seat of a Fifth avenue 'bus. Both were swells of the ultra variety, and the purple and fine linen which decked their aristocratic persons bore the stamp of Bond street in every orreeasss.eand seam, says the Detroit Free p "Wobert," suddenly remarked the elder after a silence extending past twelve corners, "I hate an it:gyrate 1" " Aw-yaas," was the non -committal an- swer of the other. "You know Todd ?" " That-aw-fellah who's guvnah's 10 twade ?" "Yawl. Borrowed a century from him a month ago, and yesterday he weally dared to dun me for it." "How vewy wude." "And you know, old fellah, what I did for Todd ? "Intwoduced him into ouah set ? • "And to our club." "And. let him entertain you at disuse& ?" " And called him by his firth name eywyr. Where." "And now he duns you ? " "Yeas, Webby, that was his beastly, shocking return for it all. But what can a fellah expeet of twades people anyhow ? " Fig Pudding. Half a pound of grated bread, half a pound of figs, 10/ ounces of sugar, three ounces of butter, two eggs, one teacupful of milk. Chop the figs fine, mix with butter and sugar which have been creamed together, and add the other ingredients. Butter arid sprinkle a mould with bread crumbs, pour in the pudding, cover closely and boil for three hours. Serve with lemon satice.-New Yore Redbrder. A Suprema° Test. Mother -Do you think he loves yen '2 De.ughter-I am not quite oertain, but I intend to put his affection to a strong test this tiVening when he calls. M. -What do you intend to do? p.—I intend bo sing and play to hint, " Ta-ra-ra, boorrode-ay' tooton woman Makes a busineth of taking care of children by the day or hour at her home on veek days and Stuidaye, to the great relief of mothere net able to hire a nurse, and not wishing to athept the charity of the day nurseries. Iler dervieth are s� moth in demand that she is Rome - times engaged ,ad far at three Woke ahead; D. L. CAVEN. Toronto, Travelling Passenger Agent, 0.1, n„ Says: Anti•Dandrutris aperfectromoverorDon- druir—its action is morvellous—in ray own case a tow applications not only tlioroughirranovod extensive doneruir accumulation but stowed fa uARANTEED Wing of the hair. made it son 34 pliable and promotod a visible growth. ammoosaasanasetuara CARTMS 1TTL! IIVER PILLS. Siek Headache and relieve all the troubles Mei- deet to a rigue state of the system, such Ditziness, uses,. Drowsiness, D"4tress esaing, Pare in the Side, ae, While their meet remarkable sneeess has been sleeve iii outhig Headache, yet Csumares Lpsms Lona Entr,s are eriurilks valuable in Ciondipaxion, e1u5ng audiatevingting this annoyin'g complaint, tcdule thy8100editect all disorder5 cff the StOn3aelt stimulate the liver and regulate the bowels. Even if they only cured • Aebet ey wouldbe almost priceless to- these wh� s, ar from this distressieg epraplainte eett f'ortutately their goceleces dOeh not end here, and those eim ence try the% will filia these 14%10411s valuable in so many ways that they WM not be willing to do without them. Slit after ail sick head • is the bene of so many, Hires that here is where we make our great beast. Our pills cure it while others do mit. Cleneetee Luna Tame Prue are very smell • and very easy to take, One or two pills make a dose, They are strietly vegetahle and de net gripe or purge, but by there getitle aegis please all who use them. In vials at 2e ceAte; eve for $1. Sold everywhere, or sent by med. CANED MEDICINE CO., New Tort r1111 iltSing' .Dam 4111 Ypice, RANIER AND SMASHER. Row a Toronto Dude Resented an Insult to His Best Girl. Toronto News : It was about 9 o'clock last night on Yonge street and there were a good many people hurrying or lounging along. There were girls whose chief aun was to make themselves seen and heard. One fair one looked strikingly pretty as she hurried along the street. Two young men sauntering along saw her. "Ah, there 1" they cried, but the pretty girl kept on her way. They quickened their pace. • Some one stepped up and said, "That will do." • He said it with a bored air, as if he were indifferent, • and threw open hit overcoat, disclosing evening clothes. He wasn't very large, he was almost a dude. The young fellows looked him over, and grinned at his silk hat and patent leather shoes. • "Say, young feller, I'll smash you," they said. "Bold my coat, will you?" said the dude to the pretty girl, as he slipped it off. Then he started to turn up his trousers and one of the fellows hit him on the sideof the head. He finished turning up his trousers, and stood up straight.' His shirt front flashed in the electric -glare as he shot out his arm and gave the biggest fellow a blow between the eyes that sent him sprawling over the curb. The other youth didn't wait to be hit. A crowd had gathered and wondered at the scene.0The young man brushed some dust from his trousers, put on his coat and glanced with vexation, almost grief, at a wrinkle in his shirt bosom. He °ailed a hack from a livery near by, and Assisted the pretty girl In. "Jove, Minnie, how people do stare. I wish they 'Wouldn't be so beastly rude, don't you know," he said. "Wi Who is he 1" asked someone, as they drove away, "Oh1 he is one of the football Cracks. I guess somelsody insulted his sister," was the reply. Parades of Sbnm Sorrow. Toronto Telegrant : A clergyman riding in a olosed carriage in front of a hearse upon Spadina avenue on Thursday was in his own person an argument in • favor of pebnite funerals. Ther he sat, publicly reading a newspaper. Ile was no model of deport- ment for the mourners and acquaintencee Who occupied the carriages that followed the hearse. Thie reverendgentleman's ,defiance of good tads Was glaring. Yet it was hi keeping with the Whole system of pablic funerals. he dead if lieing Would fail to see how a tribute of °idlest synepatty or regret can lse •conveyed by a parade �f artificial grief and hollow keratin:ma To [make pies or biscuit a nice color, moisten the top of them With a little sweet milk just before they are put into the oven. Restores Fading hair to its original color. Stops falling of hair. Keeps the Scalp Meath Makes hair soft and Pliable Promotes Growth. TEA TABLE GOSSIP. WISHrie TIME. The days are gettin' hazy wi th the smoke forest Ores, An' they're warm, as well as lazy-forthe =eking bird perspires A-singire in the blossoms -how they strain their ' tender throats,. An' the hot sun :Mime' on 'em, makes 'ern give us mettle' notes! It'sjes' the time for clreamin' of the cool and shady nooks, For rollin Tip your breecbes for a splash into the brooks; It's wishin' ante, it's fishire time -it's tune to take your ease Where the locuet sings soprano to the tenor of the bees! 0, writer leave your inkstand, an' your drowsy,. frowsy desk, . Ate get into tbe country, where the world is picturesque! 0, man, dead set for money! 0, toiler in the strife! Slip off an' get some honey that will sweeten up ymu. life ! -Chinamen dislike water as a drink. -The fisheries question -e" Did you bring the flask ?" -There are 50,000 muscles in an ele- phant's trunk. -Be sure you kill the city water before using it. -Chicago Mail. • -A. woman never loses her interest an th other woman whom her husband zra y have thought of marrying when the was O girl. -The announcement that 1,800 beautiful young girls • have graduated from the Boston cooking school will doubtless cause O boom in the dyspepsia medicine induatry4 -It is proposed in Philadelphia to re- strict bicyclists to a speed of six miles an hour, bar them from the pavements, compel them to take out a license and to carry an alarm bell. I'm a farmer, don't you know, I can plant andreap and mow, I can wield a lively hoe In the corn and tater row; And rn do it right away, Ready for the summer day, When r11 sing my roundelay Taersera.boom-the-hay. -New engagement rings have two large stones, • a diamond with a pearl, ruby or sapphire. A new form of armlet, to be worn with a glove, is a narrow band of watered ribbon, with slides and buckle set with precious stones. -Fontenelle when 90 years old, passed before Mme. Helvetius without perceiving her. "Ah !" said the lady, "that is your . gallantry, then To pass before me without ever looking at me ! "11 I had looked at you, madame," replied the old beau, "1 never could have passed you at all." I tg, FTs:! When 1 say 1 cure I do not mesa merely to step them for a time and then have them return again, I mum a radical sure. 1 lave made the disease of FITS, EPILEP- SY or FAISZNG SICERESS a life-long study, warrant my remedy to cure the NVOIllt cases. Because others nave faded is no reason for not now receiving- a cure. Send at once for a treatise and s Free Bottle of ray initalible remedy. Give EXPRESS and POST.OFFIOE, - H. G. R_OOT, M. 0.g., 186 ADELAIDE ST. WEST, ORONTO, ONT. SHILOH'S C NSU PTIO CURE. This GREAT COUGH CURE, this suc. ccssful CONSUMPTION CURE, is without a parallel m the history of medicine. All druggists are atithorized to sell it on a pos- itive gearantee, a test that no other cure can successfully stand. If you have a Cough, Some Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will cure yeti. If your child has the Crotm, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, end relief is sUre. If you dread that insidious disease • CONSUMPTION, don't fail to use it, it will cure you or cost nothing. Ask your Ilrug- gist. for SHILOH'S CUR, Price 0 cis., lo cis. and $ Lore NERVE BEANS NERVE BEARS are a flew 46 etnelee thet dine the worst Caeca a Mistretta Debility, Lent Vigor and 'Baiting afachoact; restores tee. Weekilese el body or trend lamed by Oiritiniiit, Cr the iiiers lit OZ. mead Of yeath. This Zink* Ib. SOlutoly atirOt the moot olsetinete cases while .eti Oh* eititientites have billed edit& rellere, s016 twig et el pee pathos& et mit (Orli, or Mutts Med On Inedinel.Pkide bylidrreesliso Tut -JAMES alfdDitrifet 004 Tbretito, Oat Write let Ositnigilet. 851d hi* 1 have a liositirt 'remedy fer 'the above cYstans; la Ste Into thonsands Of eciabe Of the won't 91114 r010 of leer temiling boVO 110O5 oared. Indeed So teg in my troth la in uneasy, Oust t 601 semi TWO FAZE, With a VAillelital eitekeise or, was alpoosts tO sinierot veil 9001 5110 hoir V.:t7ie5181 afts 411901r9 1', A. ,SLoOpm, IVI. 0.0_186 Abtra.AtOtt WEST, ToticlITO. 9R -N