The Exeter Advocate, 1892-5-5, Page 7emnenneeteonseame
ON ALASKAN LAKES,
.8011Watke, and Hie Party Reach ertretal
Waters,
•sIlleurneying Over the Silvery Waters A.
Carl:van stoats—what a lsailway Could
Do for our .4 equisition, From 'tussle—
The sinerian Railway Froecet.
[No. 5, International Pross Associadon.]
Anic-Kietne (Tan BIG Lake), BRITISH,
N. W. T., June 16, 1891,—After Paddy's
retura we all thought the rood cinestion was
settled, but inside of two or three days it
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Was gone again, and we wereesmung to the
Indian packers from our own scant supplies.
There wee mueli dead timber passed through
the next day (June 10th), but it did notseri-
ously interfere with us. The only trouble
was the slight one that when
• grouse were fluehed in it they
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invariably flew long distances and were
eeldorn seoured. A hunter on an exploring
trip carrying a dozen necessary odds and
•k ends besides his gun fa 'seldom prepared for
an immediate wing shot and cannot follow
up for flying birds like a sportsman de-
voted wholly to the pursuit. The only
•fresh signs of large game we saw were those
of bears grubbing in the swamps for roots.
Just before noon we crossed • the firsb pole
ihridge, and, as usual, it was over a moun-
tain torrent. The middle of the forenoon
.next day (11th) heavy thunder was heard
not far away, and at noon a brisk thunder
shower with heavy hail sprang up andlasted
for two hours. Many of our Indians had
never heard thunder before, and suoh a fierce
storm must have been a startling initiation.
They said the great rumbling noise was
caused by the flapping of the wings of a
huge dusky bird, and some positively
asserted that they had seen it that day.
Practically the Pacific co 4st of Alaska is
unfrequented by such stn c ins, but the in-
terior plateau has its fuli share. These
storms always seemed psnlific in dusky
grouse and we secured ecveral that day.
Russell in shooting one cut off a two-inch
• thick -green spruce limb in the way, showing
the great concentration and power of the
10 -gauge shotgun. Over 2,500 miles in the
field,exploring,hunting, scouting and march-
ing haa shown me that thisra,pid-fireshotgun
coupled with a 40-82 Winchester rifle and a
Smith and Wesson 44 or 45 calibre revolver
practically arms the bearer for all sorts of
game and dangers to be met by iirearms as
thoroughly as it is possible for mechanism to
do so; beyond this is a matter of sports-
manship or a contest between woodcraft,
prairie lore and general experience and in-
telligence.
That day's march was a fearful one
through wet moose brush and deep swamps.
At noon next day, after ascending toward
the great divide between the Pacific Ocean
and Behring Sea drainage basin, we reached
the timber limit, the low, flat pass directly
ahead and in full view. Russell had killed
thirteen ptarmigan before the suorm and
after it cleared up they could be heard cack-
ling in all directions, and before dark we
• had another half dozen without really hunt-
ing them. I called this the "Ptarmigan
Pass." From the high hill near by no less
than half a hundred lakes could be seen in
the great valley beyond, one of which was
,undoubtedly the big lake for which we were
striving. Seeing the big lake 80 inspired
the Indians that they were up bright and
wady next morning and got away with the
first peeks before 3 o'clock, hoping to make
it that day, I think, but little dreaming of
two camps yet in between.
The middle of the forenoon there burst on
our view the whole valley of this great
tributary of the mighty Yakon, the scene
ahead being perfectly studded with glisten-
ing lakes. The big lake seemed almost un-
der our feet, not over three miles away.
Some days back I had sprained my ankle
I think it was the time I had on my extra
slippery shoes—and though it hurt me con-
siderably at the time I paid but little atten-
tion to it for the next three days. It was
• now paying me considerable attention, how-
ever, and growing steadily worse so that by
the time the lake was reached I was just
about hors du combat in a pedestrian way.
It was one of the luckiest unlucky accidents
I ever had happen. Despite the dense
swarms of mosquitoes that night the Indiaus
were up and away with first packs by 3.30;
the first lake being reached an hour later.
The folding canvas boats now came to
the front, so I will briefly describe
aldt TEO rrPTCIICIAN
them. They are the King boats of Kala-
mazoo, Michigan, and in their eonstruotion
are quite unique, making them very strong,
carrying readily a ton each, and weighing
just over 100 pounds apiece. There is a
.double jacket, both of which have to be
ripped to sink the boat, the outer one very
•heavy canvas and the inner one water-
proof. I had named them: Andrew Allen
Bonner, Robert Edwin Bonner and Frederic
Boneer, after the patrons of the expedition;
the editors and proprietors of the New
York Ledger. .At "First Lake' we
put up the Frederic Bonner in forty
, 'minutes and there were two movements
with each hand at the mosquitoes to every
one towards building up the boat. "First
Lake" was two end a half miles long ; the
first portage about a half a mile over ;
" Second Lake" gave as only one-half e
nail° ; the second portage one and a half
miles while Third Lake " gave two
and rt, half miles, a good breeze to sail it
with, and a twcepoend pickerel, another of
•aboet the same SiZe getting away. Here
also we met our last /Arty of otttvvard.
, botind far trades, our party resenting
, sande needed nibecatins and a little dtied
Moose meat from them. They were stirely
•wild enough creatures, the groWn ones ex-
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tremely shy, while the doge OknIlced away
growling, and the children an howling
from us as soon as the two partiee met.
The third portage was two and a half
miles across' while Fourth Lake" gave us
an hour anda half on its waters, and as
this brought us up to 7 o'cleon we woe into
camp. Although the packers had carried
only at the short portages their ankles were
black, bruised and badly swollen and it was
evident we wore not reaching the encl of
their iourney any too soon. Their foot gear
was nothing but a mass of tied up rags and
buckskin. I believe that nMe-tenths of
their trouble arose from the doubling of
packs and that the trail M comparatively
easy where one is carried by Indians used
to this work. The fourth portage was but
a mile and "Fifth Lake"the same dis-
tance, while the fifth portage was only a
third as far. This over and by the middle
of the forenoon we stood overloolsing „Okla -
Klein, which translated" The Big Lake"
in the Flinkit tongue (Ask -Lake; Klein, or
Klane'Big).
I had thought the peckers would take a
rest for a day or two, or at least for the
afternoon of the 161h, but they were so
anxious to overtake the last party of Ta,kons
we bad passed that they got awag. at 3 in
that afternoon. They had performed a
Herculean tale indeed and deserved well of
the fruits of the undertaking whatever
thereafter may show for this. And now on
the shores of the great inland lake it may
be well to take a retrospect of the trail,
now for the first time mapped, and see
whether there is anything in it either for
the present or the future. The overland
trail was 80 miles long and some 45 on the
river, or a rough 125 miles altogether. I
believe that a powerful light -draught river
steamer can ascend to the head of canoe
navigation, or at leastto the confluence of the
main branches; still, the report of a good
• river boatman for all navigable months of the
year would be the best information on which
to teat this, and would not be hard to ob-
tain. From either point a pack -mule trail
to Ahlr-klain can be easily made, With
pioneering parties of fifMen to twenty men
I have seen pack trains taken through
equivalent country, keeping up with cavalry
commands averaging over twenty •miles a
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safes,
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day. Such a pioneer party ought to make
a very good trail here in two weeks, or a
month at least. From the big lake there is
uninterrupted river navigation to Behring
Sea in the summer months, although it is
possible that one point—the Rink Rapids—
may give trouble at certain unfavorable
stages of the water. It is, therefore, a mere
matter of sufficient commercial interests
being developed. in the Yukon basin to
justify the making and maintaining of such
a trail in the spring and summer months.
The Alaskan city to be benefited by this is
plainly Juneau.
But the greatestsbenefit that this route
will ever confer is, I think, in a railway ;
and not Bowery far in the future either.
To the casual observer, limiting the consid-
erations to the country directly drained,
there is not a great deal to tempt a railroad
into Alaska, but as two-thirds of our west-
ern States and Territories were developed
by railways looking not to what was in
them altogether but to some great terminus
beyond, so Alaska may hope for one on the
same principle. The great Siberian railway,
terminating at Vladivostok, is assured
and will be built, it is officially as-
serted, in twelve years. The nearest
perpetually open winter harbor to it in
Americo., attainable by a railway, is in
the Juneau vicinity, and by a railway
down the Takou river. There is abso-
lutely no point west of this unless Behring
Straight, thirty-six miles across, should be
tunneled, a far to formidable under-
taking for the advantage to be gained.
From Juneau to Vladivostok the sea voyage
can be made by an Atlantic "ocean grey-
hound "in a week, and at all seasons of the
year. The construction of a railway along
the Takou through the Alaska coast range
would cost less, I believe, than the average
road through the Allegheny mountains.
The great inland plateau gained the con
struction to any point on the Canadian
Pacific would be about equvalent to
that on our great western plains of
which this plateau after all is but a
northern extension. The most likely
objective point on the Canadian Pacific to
strike would be Winnipeg, a busy, solid
city, with many direct railroad connections
to the very heart of the United States; in
fact, this Alaskan road would be a natural
branch of the Canadian Pacific that could
operate it to better advantage than could be
done as an independent line. This branch
would be leas obstructed by snow than the
main line, which again has less rival diffi-
culties than lines farther south, the line of
maximum snow • obstruction for North
America lying somewhere nearer the central
parallel of the United States.
FREDERICK SCHWATKA,
Com'd'g N.V. Ledger Expedition.
Election by Typewriter.
The Myers election machine was tried at
Lockport yeeterday and pronounced a suc-
cess. It consists of a typewriter in a bath-
house and the voter goes in and touches
piano keys inscribed with the names of CAR-
didates. A number like that on a hotel
call drop shows the number of votes cast for
each candidate,- and at the close of the
voting the vote is already counted and the
result declared by the machine. Lockport
in love with the scheme. The automatic
counting seems to be the best thing about
the machine. The worst thing about it is
that it imposes a lot of new aud puzzling
formalitiera on the voter. blot every man
can be a typewriter at short notice. The
effect will assuredly bt to limit voting, just
as the present stupid week's -wash vote in
vogue m this State limits it.—Bsialo
News.
Don't Do It.
Dr. Emdee (to man with insomnia)—The
trouble with you is that you think too
much.
Patient—I don't think ; I only thibk I
think.'
Dr. Ernders—That id thinking; don't think
that you think yen think.
Boy Nateire Is Roy ehiture.
If yeti don't want your boy to turn out
bad, don't bear clotrei to hard mi the grind,
gone. —Reeds Horn.
Tom O'Brien, a notorious Albany linnet)
Man, escaped from jail at Utici N.
yesterday.
TEA TABLE GOSSIP,
none.
Eforne'e not envoiy four scomre walls,
Though witii metureeleung and gilded;
Homo is where affection calls,
Filled with shrines the heart has Minded.
Home to watch the faithful dove,
Sailieg Meath the heeven above us;
Horne mwhere there's one to love,
i
Home s whore there's one to love us.
Home' riot merely roof and room,
Needs it something to endear It.
Home is whore the hearteart bloom;
Where there's some kind iip to cheer it.
What is home with none to meet?
None to weloome—none to greet us
Ilorne is sweet and only sweet
Where there's one we love to meet us.
—After dinner sit a While, alter supper
walk a mile.
—" Strange that one so dark should be
SO light," as the doctor said when he saw
the two -pound negro baby.
—An absent-minded Boston barber tied a
newspaper about a customer's neck and
gave him a towel to read.—National 13arber.
—In Melbourne, Australia, all the electric
wires are to be put under ground. The
cost of this change is estimated at $400,000.
THE PARSON.
Ile hopes that by the first of May
He may retain that touch of "grip,"
So that bo will be sent away
Upon a lengthy summer trip.
—"Half a loaf is better than a whole
one," remarked Stordhart, as his wife's first
baking fell out of the oven and broke the
hearthstone.
—If some good men were as good ao they
think they are the gates of heaven would
need to be widened to enable them to enter,
—New York Herald,
THE DUDE
As days gci on he theleth ill,
His purse is fiat to boot ,•
He has to pay the tailor's bill
To buy his new spring suit.
—" Vithat makes the reporter look so
happy this morning? ' "Got a scoop epon
the rest of us." "How was that ?" "His
mother-in-law killed herself at his house."
—" Do you expect your marriage to be a
happy one, dear ?" Oh, yes, I guess so.
But if it isu't, Jack has promised either a
divorce or a suicide, so you see I'm really
not running much risk. —Life.
THE SUMMER GIRL.
She thinks of all the moonlit walks,
The gentle little whispered talks,
10e cream and rides and fun alway
For which she doesn't have to pay.
— Andrew Carnegie, the iron millionaire,
will sail for Europe to -morrow, to spend the
summer near London. He will not visit
his castle in Scotland until it has been
thoroughly refitted. It is now in the hands
of an army of plumbers.
THE HARRIED MAN.
His horizon is dark and drcar
A.nd grief doth rule the hind,
For if he doesn't move this year
Housecleaning's nowat hand.
— " Your husband," said the caller, Wen.
pathizingly, "was a man of many excellent
quailities.' "Yes," sighed the widow, "he
was a good man. Everybody says 50. I
wasn't much acquainted with him myself.
He belonged to six clubs."
— Surely there is a call for the preacher
to preach politics. That is to preach that
the moral truth and the religious convic-
tion of men shall be applied to their politics ;
shall be the factors to determine their
political action.—indiancepolie News.
WE DON'T ADVERTISE.
There is a land of bitter tears and wailing—
A land most like that drear one Dante knew,
Where wan faced Moho, with dark robes trail-
ing,
In sad procession moves, brows crowned with
rue,
It is a land peopled with witless mortals—
Compared with them the Virgins Axe were
• And it is writ above its gloomy portals:
" We did not think it paid to advertise."
WE DO,
Therehoinseya—land that flows with milk and
Not the condensed, nor yet the sorghum
strains—
Each dweller bears a gripsack fat with money,
Bonds. coupons, stack and various other
gains.
Happy are those, as at high tide. the fishes;
No tear doth drown the laughter in their
eyes;
For better luck they have no sort of wishes;
The gold is theirs—they learned to advertise.
—Ward Leader—" Billy, there's a new
family moved into your precinct Better
see the man. We need every vote, and
maybe he's one of our sort.' Reeler—
"Naw. He'll never vote for nobody."
"Why not ?" "Cause he's professor of
political science in a college. Them duoks
never knows when it's election: day." --
Chicago Times.
•The days of winter are over,
The snow and the ice have gene,
The skate and the sled are banished,
And the baseball season is on.
• And now, though the skies are cheery,
Though the sun's rays brightly pour,
Look out for deaths by the dozen.
Deaths by the many a score.
They will not be your friends or relations
Whose demises your heart will pain'
But those of the clerkwho wants to go oat
From the store to the baseball game.
—The Italo-American Exhibition to cele-
brate the fourth centenary of the discovery
of the New World will be opened to the
public on June 1st, and will close on Novem-
ber 30th. The exhibition is under the
patronage of the Italian Government, and
will doubtless be a diaplay well worth the
attention of exhibitors and of tourists who
may be in Europe during the season of its
continuance.
"There is it game called poker,"
The minister did say,
"Which very low and wicked urn,
When gambling, often play,'
And the eyes of Deacons Smith and Jones
Grew fixed as firm foundation stones,
And they gazed far, far away.
—If you would like to repeat the "Lord's
Prayer"Chinese, here it is :
Gaw for thy hing,
Gun gee ming sing,
Gee quock lim kar,
Gee je ock sing,
Toy de yock tin,
Saw suy Jo lung,
Kim git suygatv,
Gaming ging foo,
Cue ming gawfoo,
Mot be gawje,
Ching gaw chut oak,
Gee smock fun wing,
Gy gee saw yow,
Nun gep sy ay,
Quo saw yun yak.
Amen
A. Lapse or Memory.
Tom—She seemed infatuated with you
and yet she refused you?
Dick—Yee.
Tom—I wonder if your declaration wan
ardent enotigh.
Dick --Will, I told her she was the only
woman I had ever loved
Torn—You forgot that you were a
widower.
Dick—By Jove ! that's it fact.
The minister of the Free Methodist
Church, of Knox, /ntl., hats been bounced
because he refuse to elveve eff his whiskers,
and he departed with hie chin piece waving
triumphantly in the breeze which the ques-
tion had raised in the town. The good Free
Methodiste, of KT1OX, evidently desire their
religion to come to them straight and unre-
strained by whiskers.
A Victoria'B. C., &Vetch says Rev. Dr.
Campbell, of Collingwood, has accepted the
pastorate of the Mitt Preebyterian (March
there.
OF THE DESWItItECTION,
The ItYstery of tire and Death 'Exemplified
by a Cora of Wheat.
Christ /speaks of Himself when Bie says,
"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a
corn of wheat fall into the ground and die,
it abideth alone; but if it die, it bringeth•
forth much fruit." Modern science has
allowed that the seed consists of two parts,
one ef which dies in order to become nour-
ishment to the other. The little germ that
exists ha every seed swells with the moisture
of the ground in svhich it is sown, and the
perisperin, or ootyledonawhieli surrounds it,
ILS simply a etorehouse of nourishment to
enable it to grow, until it has Bent its root
downwards and it plumule upwards, to
draw its support from the soil and the at.
=sphere. The perhaperm must die in order
to accomplish this; benefice, until it has
been reduced to a soluble and then a liquid
tate, it cannot pass into the tissues of the
plant. The seed, therefore, does de in one
of its parts, though not in the other, and for
thatveryreason is an accuraterepresentative
of mortal man. His spirit, like the germ,
does not die ; but the body, like the peris-
perm, does die before the spirit assumes
its germinating powers, in order to produce
the spiritual body. In the case of our
Lord's body, as well as those who are alive
and remain at His coming, the mortal
body, like the perisperm, supplies the
materials out of whioh the spirit has to
elaborate its glorious tenement ; but, in
the case of all the others, the mere con-
venience of having the materials at hand
will not be important, and the dust which
is scattered to the winds need not be
gathered again, because the identity of the
future body is not dependent upon it.
There is a correspondence between the
nature of the seed and the nature of the
plant which rises from it, not only in regard
to the species, but also in regard to the
individual. Not only will the resurrection
body be it human body, it will also be our
body—not perhaps composed of the same
materials, but it will be a true continuation
of our own body—the continuity depending
on the identity of soul and spirit in both. It
is an unimportant question whether or not
the glorious body will be built up of the very
seam atoms of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen,
phosphorous and lime which happen to be
present in the body of death, and which,
were we to live it little longer, would all in
turn be set free to perform other duties,
and perhaps contribute to the formation of
obher bodies. Would it really constitute a
greater identity if these same atoms should
be brought together again than if others
eisetly the same should be used? In the
case of millions, we know that their bodies
have been reduced to atoms, and if all the
atoms of each element be alike, the kind of
identity we are striving after is but a
dream. It is not the substance, it is the
form and structure and their correspond-
ence with our souls and spirits that will
conatitute the identity of our bodies. If,
notwithstanding these considerations, the
believer is still disposed to the idea that the
materials of the mortal body will be again
used up in the construction of the resurrec-
tion body, his opinion is certainly entitled
to respect, for there is nothing in scripture
which forbids such an idea; all that is
required of him is that he should be equally
tolerant to those who, in the light of
science, can read and believe every state-
ment of the word of God regarding the
resurrection, without seeing any necessity
for attaching to the doctrine an interpreta-
tion which appears to them to be not only
very improbable, but also very unimport-
ant. —Rev. J. Gall.
Making the Best of It.
ABaptist minister took charge of a parish
sittamBoston where he knew that one man
was decidedly opposed to his pastorate.
Soon after his arrival the Rev. Mr. H.
called upon Mr. A.
"Brother," he said, "I hear that you
think I am the wrong man to be pastor of
this church."
• "Well, to be frank," replied Mr. L, "1
do think that another would have filled the
place better."
"Now, that is just what I think," said
the pastor. "But as long as we hold this
opinion in opposition to the majority of
the parishioners, let's try to be unselfish
and make the best of it."—Boston Herald.
A Well -Aimed Prayer.
A 4 -year-old Detroit, girl had been very
naughty, and her mother took her upstairs
to punish her. The little girl had been
there before, and knew what was coming.
On the way up she knelt down, put her
little hands together, and lifted thern in
supplication. 0 Lord," she said, "I'm
going to catch it If you ever do anything
for little girls, please, Lord, now is the
time." Then she arose rind followed her
mother, who in order to increase her little
daughter's who,
in the efficacy of prayer,
let her off that time.
Ex -Mayor Robert Bowie, Brockville, Ont.,
says : "1 used Nasal Balm for a bad case
of catarrh, and it cured me, after having
ineffectually tried many other remedies. It
never fails to give immediate relief for cold
in the head." This is the experience of
thousands in all parts of the Dominion.
There is no case of cdld in the bead or
catarrh that will not yield to Nasal Balm.
Try it. Beware of substitutes.
The latest style shoe for ladies and
misses is being introduced to the retail
trade. Its novelty consists of the stook
used in the upper. This is Scotch basket
cloth, which, as the name implies, is of it
braided texture. The material is pure
white, and it is made up of. tips and trim-
mings of various shades of ooze calf, the
shoes having heals either of leather or
covered wood. This basket cloth is an
imported material and is strictly a
novelty.
KINfisTON City Council has passed the
following resolution: "That this Council
instruct the chief of police that all male
persons not physically incapacitated seeking
shelter for the night ui the police cella shall
perform three hours' labor, either at pick-
ing oakum or some active work as ordered,
es a recompense for their lodging: All per
sons performing such work shall each re-
ceive a loaf of bread in the morning. No
work, no bread." The labor teat is gener-
ally an effective one. It is worth trying in
more places than Kingston.
King Humbert has accepted the resigna.
Ilion of Sigeor Coloinba, Minister of Finance,
and has temporarily filled the place of
Finance Minister by the appointment of
Signor Luzitti, the Minister of the Trea-
sury.
"It's most decidedly queer to me," re-
marked Chollie's father to that young
man, "that in it country where thcmght 15
free you seem to be tittorly enable to get
any.
Gilbert the London playwright, die-
coeered that a policeman's lot is not a
happy one." Some years later Miss Collie,
rine Garneys also of London, was so strongly
impressed with this idea that she set on
foot a movement for ustaining these useful
publio officersi under their peettliar triale and
temptatione by providing for their mental
and spiritual imptovemeht She now re-
ports, as a result of this Work, that there
aro 5,000 praying pOliceinen in the United
kingdom.
MOVING UDC,
A Woman Who Made Disparaging itemartio
About ger Own Furniture,
Mm. McSweenie end her hueloand walked
down the avenue on the way to their new
neese_eesidenee, Mrs,. Men, called it, and
she thinks the rent warraum the liberty—
when a load of furnitete btionging to some
one moved past therm '
"Now, look here, John," sold Mrs, Ms,
Sweenie, "wouldn't you know those were
shiftleee people, just to see that furniture ?"
"1 suppose so, said John, with that in-
definite happy -e -lucky way it man has of
keeping on the right side.
"No woman who is a housekeeper would
let such is load start off, continued Mrs.
McSweenie, "chairs and clocks and pic-
tures, all in a heap together. For folks like
that, one move is as bad as a Ore."
'Oh,I don't know." answered John
vaguely, as he watched a hat rack that
seemed about to fall off the load.
"1 know," persisted his wife, "just look
at the way that rubbishy olde stuff is ar-
ranged; the big pieces all on top to make
show. If it was mine I should want to set
a match to it. Why, there's it green loenge
like ours, only not half so good."
" It is ours," answered Mr. McSweenie,
in the same even voice, "and that's our
parlor set, and our carpets and our chairs,
and they're stopping at our gate That's
the time you got left, my dear."
• But Mrs, MoStveenie was actually struck
dumb by this new experiencein the exegesis
of moving: -:Detroit Free Press.
'Why He Prefers the Lodge.
In a recent address to the students of the
Union Theological Seminary, the Rev,
Charles Thompson, of the Madison Avenue
Presbyterian Church, of New York, used
the following remarkable language: "This
is an age of common sense. A man of the
present time says to himself I belong to
a lodge. When I get sick the members
come to see me. If f need it, nurses are
supplied. If I die, my wife is cared for.
Take the church. It is dark all the week.
There is some fine preaching. ancl elegant
singing on Sundays, but what re that to the
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