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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-3-31, Page 3e's EXPLORATION. Not of Frederick. Schwatka's Last Northern Expedition, ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTICE. Making Up a Party for the katerior. • ONE DAY'S BUN INLAND, Tetley letvira, May 26, 1891.—On May '7th, 1891, the Pacific Coast Steamship eConemeny's vessel, City of Topeka, crossed Dixon entranee arid entered Aleskan waters, leaving behind those of British Colurabia. All of those waters, for a str,stch of over 46 thousand miles along the Pada° coast, are but deep inlets and channels, huge salt water rivers, so to speak, then, outtieg in •every direotiott, make a vast network of islands picturesque in the extreme and pot even yet wholly explored. The most freely navigable of these ineuy channels ',tinning parallel with the coast is called "the inland passage to Areelta," and is yearly becoming more popular with summer tourists seeking rest and recreation here. One of the peculiar features of this southwestern section of Alaska, and one that cait only be appreciated. by the •explorer or hardy frontiersman, is the ,ease and pleasure with which one can travel the coast waters, only to plunge into the roughest of "roughing it," as soon as these are left, and the Alpine interior -essayed. On board the "Topeka " was the New York Ledger Alaskan expedition that had this.prospect ahead of it, the subscriber be- ing in command. One of oue main objects yeas to cover as much unexplored country as possible, in any direction'yet a general plan had been formed to follow my old ex- plorations of 1883 to, or near, the Pelly and Yukon river confluence, and there begin the work into the unknown interipr westward and southwestward. We had occasion to change this plan so as to cover more unexplored country than usual. It came about by discussing a new and unexplored route from Juneau with citizens of that lively metropolis of our distant colony, "the largest city in the largest territory in the largest republic in the world," as they used to patriotically put it. It was to go over what was called. the Tahku trail that led to a large lake in the interior, and by its draining river, gain the Yukon, where I joined my old trail of 1883, and could then carry out the programme as previously planned. It was believed an available commercial trail might be opened this way, that, with Juneau as a basis, could be made to supply the Yukon valley even to Behring Sea, better than by any known route, while it would be no small feather in the cap of the New York Ledger expedition, to be able to do this preliminary pioneering. This belief was founded on information obtained from the interior Indians when ,bringing out their furs, and from pro- -spectore who had searched this general line for precious minerals. It might be, also, that the present Yukon traffic would not .pay, while the future might, and it was well to be prepared with the information. The many other reasons for or against this trail can be made clearer as we travel over Mater. When we arrived in Juneau a corresponding interest was soon worked up by those on the steamer, the citizens pledg- ing everything they could to • make the enterprise a success, and so we disembarked hcire. The first point we touched in Aleska was Tongass. After Tongass, we meet nothing but salmon canneries for a few days reach- • ing Juneau on the 9th of May, where our ;freight is disembarked and we continue on, • for this metropolis is of enough importance to be touched by the returning steamenthus ,making a short round trip. , We wake up next day in Glacier Bay, on the first vessel of the season to essay it, as it is only visited in the interest of the summer • tourists. At Sitka we were crowded with passen- .gerS of the spring court term at Juneau. There were ten prisoners' only six of them •being murderers, mostlyconfined to half- -breeds and Indians. The naturally result. „Mg conversation disclosed a statement that • there had never been a simon-pure • lynching, nor a legal execution, in Alaake.. At Wrangell, in early days, a murderous gambler was made chairman of a •, *vigilance committee, the chair was pulled eout from under him and he broke his peace. • tut record—alsb his nook; but any one familiar with frontier jestice knows there is wide ohaem existing between this and lynching. In a eomeevhet eimilar action, an Indian murderer performed traction on 4 • rope, to the satisfaction of the vigilance faction and the greater dissatisfaction of the Weer faction. Killisnoo is very agree- • able to the eye, but somewhat abominable to the nose, due to a flourishing herring ^fiehery and attendant guano faatOry. The United States marshal attempted to arrest a ,native hero for trying to drown a squaw , guilty of witchetalb 1 have never , yet seen anything bewitohing about Alaskim itedien woman, kit ,suppose tasted very. This Alas. kat, CottOt Mather, had sem hilditg eof the ptoctediegs, 80 he secreted himself in ethe Aleiltan nimbi, where the prOverbial )neeclici° it a haystaele Weald be tte coitepiett. ous as a circles poster by oeMpaelson, IL'hero were not eleaea prisenere from Killisnoo eo Juneau. juneau eached, preparations were begua at mete the 411'0 obstacle being the eport that the Tahleu River was not yet open. A big canoe, a two -ton or three -ton effair, was easy enougle to get, but packers thernt seine over the lend trail were hard to obtain entil a sort of sub -chief of • the Tahkus, Yashnoosh by name, a local police- man, stimulated by the citizens, took a hand and recruits were elowly obtained. Even then I could only obtain half enough, at good stiff rates of course, and had to double peeks (avereging 100 pounds each) over the trail of nearly 100 miles as • it proved. The 25tb, of May eve got away seven In- diana ate' three white men, six of the netives being packers and one, Robert, the owner of the boat. On the recommenda- tion of some citizens who believed in thrs horror of the average Indian for all lege,' papers I had. a huge contract drawn up, reeplendent with many colored seals and ribbons, and this they signed by touch ot pen while the United Stacie District Court interpreter read aloud its contents with a solemnity equal to that given a (-teeth- warrant. I still retain that page of legal ludicrousness, and while admitting it may have dote me much good, yet I can only compare it with the verdict of the frontier coroner's jury wherein, sitting on a man's body dragged from the river's bed and rid- dled with bullets, they concluded that the deceased had come to his death from drown- ing, caused by water pouring in through the bullet -holes. So about noon ef the 25th, with the American flag hanging from the peak, we got away in the beginning of a wind and drizzling rainstorm that later made our first day's trip one of the most unpleasant of the whole journey. An enthusiastic crowd of citizens lined the shore near the steamer's • dook, aud as we paddled away down the channel gave us many a hearty cheer and many warm wishes for our success. Let us uow take a heety look at the little expedition as it started, the Indians being suflid.ently described to pass theni over till events call them up in detail. The com- manding officer was the heaviest one of the party and made excellent ballast in the rear part of the canoe. The scientists of the expedition was Dr. C. Willard Hayes, representing also the U. S. Geological Survey, through the courtesy of Major J. W. Powell, the hoed of that Government bureau. To Dr. Hays also fell the photographic work in the main, as well as the topographic or map -making. I had hoped to get a professional photographer, and felt sure of successwhen Mr. Landerkin, one from Juneau, made an application for the place. He was caught on the grand jury, having already been sworn in, but we both thought that a mere bagatelle as an obstacle, but the Judge and District Attor- ney thought otherwise. Both were willing enough, but there was nothing in the law (the Oregon code prevails here, by Act of Congrese " so far as it is practicable ") that would allow it. The only excuse whatsoever was one of severe sickness, attested under oath by a physician. "Bub suppose a grand juror dies ?" I asked the judge. "I could not excuse him from duty on that ground," he replied, slowly, shaking his head. So Mr. Landerkin remained and Dr. Hayes did double duty. Mark C. Russell was the only other white man in the party as we started, which I organized on the basis ol all my previous expeditions, or just as few white men as possible, with natives to do about all the work of trans- portation, guiding, hunting, etc., etc., with which they are so familiar in their own country. The Indians were very hilarious, evi- dently stimulated by the enthusiastic de- parture given us, and they showed their appreciation by " spurting " ferociously every little while instead of settling down to steady work. rrAZON CANON. • We stopped about 2 o'clock in the after- noon in a pretty little sheltered cove for lunch and really enjoyed ourselves for a half hour, protected from the beating ram. Robert impressed me with the fact that the tide was then out, and asked me to note that when it was in not a landing place was to be found anywhere along the shore for probably stretches of many miles. In a bright green prairie of a few acres in this ceaseless timber tract and bordering the shore was picturesquely perched a Tahku town of ten houses, Ahk-kwan by name. It is not often a graveyard is the most cheer- ful part of a place, but here the only en- livening thing in a view of dismal green, rendered doubly doleful by the rain, was a bright red fiag that fluttered from a high staff at the corner of a grave. I was told it indicated that that particular .native had just recently died. About 4 o'clock we swung around into the Trehreu Inlet, and our change of comae now allowed us to set sails. Along ' we bowled, wing and wing, the ice -cakes we had met at the mouth of the inlet growing larger as we ascended it towards the glacier, until they could well be dignified with the name of ice -bergs ; certainly so, in com- parison with those from the Muir glacier that are thus styled. The Tahku glacier ice is the best I have ever seen either in or oiet of the Arctic or Alpine regions. It was really a deep bluish -black in many places though clear as crystal. It was quite dark when we got to the mouth of the Tahku River, at a half-corn- pletecl salmon fishery, the white men sleep- ing in it and the Indians in the stnol; e -house, all of tis stiff as poker% • FRIMERIcat SCOMATKA. —Fully 12,000,000 acres of barren land in the Sahara Dessert have been, made pro- ductive by a system of wells eonneeted by moan; of ditehes which are thereby made to irrigate land now teed for wheat fields and for vineyard. e —gaster may come as ' early as March 2eod or as late as April 25th. ,Tbe rule was adopted 1,500 years ago, making Paster the first S'anclity iollowing the full moon after the sun creases the egeatorial line bi the Spring. ' nrs on rretert. Ile knelt in front oe tho fuenace, In the morning cOld Mid gray, Md wondered with growing'. feevor If the lire Would burii that day'. De knelt Ana ho blew eitsoe it Till hie back ere* net p and lame, And he toile his friends of the eorroev Thet coineS froM an �l & old flame. —Light teavell 188,800 Miles it a Sedond. Junt tax PROVOSAXS. Wne" he Refereed leer etansereue Revettell aevere- Nly hest offer Was made me by a boy of 18, and the way he proposed west " I say, May, don'b yeti think it would be jolly fun if you and I were to get married ?' eve a writer in Yankee Blade. - I didn'b think it would. Ile was awfully wretched, poor fellow, for a forteight ; but he didn't die of a broken heart, as he said he should. The next was a young curate. He led the way to the point by Scriptural steps. "Maw ‘ D—," he said, 'Entreat me not to leave thee, and to return from following after thee,' are very beautiful words." I agreed they were. Very beautiful words,' he went on, " and—ah ! eh I—very Appropriate to—to—mere °cessions than one." I sup- posed they were. "Yes," he said, "to more occasious than one. Tako the ab—ah! ah ! --the present, ale! for instance. I would myself—ah ! nh !----apply the words to—to-- ah—to myself. I—I—would say—ah! ah ! the fact is I love you." I was wry fer him, for he was a good-natured, honest-heereed fellow, though he was so nervous and clumsy. The next wooer was a man I detested. He was what is called " a lady killer." His dress was exquisite. His hat, his collar, his tie, his ouffe, his cut of clothes were all superb. One day, in spite of all rebuffs, catching me alone, he seized the occasion. Miss D-----," he said, " you know it is really ridiculous. My intentions are, I assure you "—here he felt if his tie was right ---e my intentions, I assure you are of the most serious—positively of the most serious—ahem !—character, haw! Perhaps you had not suspected it, but I have not been joking, I assure you, not joking at all, you know. Seriously, 'pon my honor, you know, I would really ask you to bo my wife !" I gave him a very decided answer. The next was a man of business. He thought it must be a wife., "1 have $5,000 a year," he said, "will you share it ?" He was a good and honorable man, though sharp and business -like, even in his way of proposing. He got marriedwithin sixmonths of my refusal of him. My fifth lover was an artist, and his mode of proposing was somewhat out of the usual way. We were great friends and he used to show me many of his manuscripts for me to read and give him my opinion on them. One day I received one of these. It was the story of a lover who had sighed a long time in secret for love of a girl who was "pictured in all the Iran Lie fashion in which men who are in love write. At last, how- ever, after numberlese obstacles had been overcome, the hero told his love, and just when I was expecting the usual ending to it all—the story stopped. I thought it strange. The next deeethe author called on me, and then the explanation came. The hero of the tale was himself, the heroine was me—and the conclusion was to be as I de- cided. I was really sorry for him, for he was one of those fearfully sensitive men—clever, though eccentric—worthy of a woman's love, and sorely needing it. I had a good cry all to myself after he had gone, for I am sure he suffered much. My next offer was made by letter. It seems to me that there is something wrong withta man who is afraid to propose in per- son and takes refuge in writing,. I could never consent to marry one who dared not ask me to be his wife, looking me in the facierejected all of these because, as I have. -said, 1 loved someone else who never pro- posed to me. I am grieved to think that I must have caused pain to some, but my conscience is clear. I never consciously encouraved any of them to fall in love with me, The Widow as a Wife. Isn't there every reason in the world why O widow can make a young man happier than a youug girl can? You see, she has gone through it all. She knows the small meannesses, the nagging tendencies, the tiresome curiosity and the tiny fault-finding peculiar to mankind. She knows how to ignore all this, and to blissfully accept all the great big virtues that, thank the Lord, are predominant in man. She knows how to cater to his appetite, material and men- tal; she knows how to make him think as sliedoes," and she doesn't adopt the tactics of a young girl for this. Oh, no, not by a long manner of rneans. When a young girl doesift agree with a young man she con- tradicts him. That's first blood for him. A widow does nothing of the kind; she agrees with him, and then she talks to him ; tells him just how clever he is, daintily brings forward. her own view, suggests to him that she know e that he has been thinking that way all the time; that; he was only trying to see if she could guess it, and hey, presto ! before he know a anything he has veered around to her opinion and hasn't the remotest idea that he has changed his mind.—Exchange. Justined. by Appearances. A Mall pronfinent in Canadian political life, but careless of his dress, was once on his way to call upon a gentleman of Quebec, and stopped an Irishman in the street to inquire the way. "Can you tell me where Mr. Hunter lives ?" said the et:stem-eau. "It's no use your going there," was the unexpected reply. "But do you know where he lives ?" " Faith and I do, but its no use going there." The inquirer began to getip,ngry. "1 didn't ask your advice. I simply wanted to know where Mr. Hunter ives." "Oh, well, he lives down that street yonder, the first house round the corner; b.ut I tell you it's no use your going there, for Pve just been there myself, and he's 'already gob a man." , Mr. Hunter had ad- vertised for a servant the day before, and he statesman, so the story goes, went at once and bought a new hat. ---Chicago Journal. Moral: Get a Bight of Way. In a recent address in Chicago, W. F. Cowling stated that a street railway in that city, beginning a few years ago with a cap- ital of $30,000 and a gift of the right of way, was enabled without ft -ether investment to pay large dividend e for years, ancloto finitely sell mit its stock above par, and eapitalized at the enormous sum of $12,000,000. A French naturalist has stated that an insect which attacks hop vines can produce 6,000,000,000 young ones during the month or six weeks of its exigence. ...The average life oe e coin ie twenty-five years, —There are over 6,000 knowri languages and dialects. --Messrs. Pettit:gill er Co., the great Boston publiehore, are ineking up a book which will be of special value to besineesi men. lb will bontain eemethieg that, will be betereeting to all, whether they be ad- vertisers It or May be et sortie future thee, &Sid With that object in view, the pals- liehets haao employed the best talebt pee. Ale in otder to prepare the book- • The new Grand Duke of Hoes° trlielSt Lotus, will for reasotte of State forthwith Sleek a Wife. He in 4 /bare of ego, wed (Mite geed loOking for it Prince. '.0liefURla iler THE WARP. Tao Homely Thsetard Plaster Cornea Ready Made ln The made -to -measure musterd plaster of our grandinethers is a relict of the past, juse as are the aforeeerid grandmothers, Mestere invention has crowded opt the great pillow - like expanse of linen and mustard mix tied, the deer old ladies were wont to prescribe sei the euro for all ills of the •flesh, aow well we remember tho days of old and the days 'of our youth, when sore distress woula Rim our frames as the plegling school bells would commence their morn- ing jangle. Well do we remember dear old grandma with her ever handy mustard plaster, Never can its office- Mousness be doubted. At the mere thought of the terrible alternative the distemper fled. Its application was wholly unnecessary, and we reluctantly placed hold of our whoa books and, dragged our weary way to school, But grandma and her made -to -measure MRS- tard plester will sink into oblivion together. They are of the past. The present genera- tion buys its mustard plasters ready made. It comes in rolls large enough to enwrap an entire Swampoodle family at one time, in - eluding the goats and all the dogs. The fiery cornpoeition is spread on one old° of a bit of linen, and resembles sand- paper more than anything else, but a bit of sand -paper in yiobsnt agitation upon ones back is not a marker to the ree.dysmade mustard plaster in sweet and simple repose. A roaring hotel fire does not approach it. The mustard element seems to have been smeared on in layers, and as the force of one layer is spent the next oine starts in with renewed vigor. Electrocution must be a pleasant pastime alongside of the mustard plaster. The man who fell into Vesuvius' crater must have died a calm and peaceful death when compared with the tortures of the man who slept with the patent mustard plaster. We dallied with a ready-made mustard plaster a few nights ago. After raging three hours the confla- gration was subsiding, when the plaster broke away from its moorings and the heat generated in its presence warped the bed slats. There can be only one improvement in the ready-made mustard plaster. The man who issues them with a fire insurance policy printed on the back will fill the bill. Figs and Thistles.' To listen to a doubt is to listen to the devil. Rogues always feel most at home in the dark. There is never any heavenly music in a gloomy heart. "By the obedience of one shall many be made riehtous." People who have to live alone never find out who they are. To know some people is a standing invita- tion to go to heaven. Until God is believed in everything He is is not believed in anything. Saying yes to a sin is saying no to Christ, no matter how little it is. The world is slow to believe that a sin is blecle as long as it pays well. Heaven's windows are always open to those who are fully trusting. It got very dark in Job's time, every- where except right overhead. Take the nioney ant or the whiskey busi. pees and it couldn't live a year.---Ranes Horn. A raying Contract. In February a colored man made a written contract vvith a restaurant keeper of New Haven to work for him as a waiter for one cent the first day, two cents the second day, four cents the third day, and doubling each day for thirty days, when a new arrangement should be made. The waiter has retired, the proprietor having become tired of the contract and brought suit against his former employer for nearly $4,000,000 under the agreement. It is said that the waiter went to several eawyers before he found one that would accept; the case. Two or three years ago a suit of this kind, under a contract, where one party agreed to sell a certain quantity of rags at one eent for the first bale and doubling the price for each succeeding bale, came before the Supreme Court in Buffalo and was promptly dismissed by the judge on the ground that such a contract was not °afore- ible. /lakes Flesh and Blood. When the system is all run down and there seems to be no hope of obtaining nourishment for the body by the ordinary process of food supply and digestion, when the body is sinking fast, then is the time to use Miner's Emulsion of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil. It always works wonders, because it is a Fesh and blood maker, an contains all the constituentsfor nourishment found in wheat, in fact Miller's Emulsion is a, perfect "staff of life" and has saved and cured thousands. in big bottles, 50e. and $1.00, at all drug stores. Breaking the News. Mrs. Bingo (severely )—I should like to know where you were last night? Bingo—Well, if the trait must be told, I was playing poker with Kiogley, and, my dear, the last jack pot I bet hint .1 new bon- net for you against a new bonnet, for his wife. Mrs. Bingo—Yes, my dear ; and who won? Bingo—Well, you just wait until you see his wife next Sunday. No Deprivation. Rosalie --going to give up anything this Lent? Grace—I guess I'll give up Tom. Rosalie—Pshaw, that's gtviug up abso- lutely nothing. The Tenor's Joke. A tenor who has just erived from Europe after a rough voyage says he never struck so many high seas in his whole career as he did on this ocean trip. Deluth, Minn., el to have the largest docks in the world. They will hove a capaeity of 1,000,000 tons a year. SEITATOA CAME hae introduced into the New York Legislature a Bill fOlf the total abolishment of capital penielsment. The Homeopathic and Allopathie State Medi- cal Societies hove both unanimouely cofl. derailed, both hanging and electrocittion, and the feeling that has been eroueed againet the latter form of execution may make it possible for the Bill to carey. Tien Massachusetts Legislature propeees to legislate against the use of the cigarette. Over. fit British COlumbia there iet a law on the statute book pro Ming that an pereon Under the ttgo of fifteen years! filmed using tobitecto in any form shaliebe punished, anti the pereott found guilty ei selling or supply - Mg tobacco to Miners shall be liable to a fine riot exceeding $20, Bat the leatr is not very strictly onferced, Every teansittlettic trip cd the largee of the ;meet liters 00Stiii front $15,006 to 006 llfAcelleleORS' 14111148, ThSh ey Ate ort ; but WOubt Marrlage Pee long The? By some Scotch statieties recently pub- lished it appear e that, in the eve yea,re of life between the ages ee 20 and 25, themor- tality Of unmarried men is 1,174 in 100,000, ;Ina of married men only 597, Frons 25 to 30, the figurers respectively are 1,396 and 865, Thee° figures, as above indicated, are derived from the deaeh registry of Scotland, bub the proportion of baehelors to the bone - diet rleatlerate is believed to be about the same in this coentry, Taking the whole of the married men and the whole of the un- married men, from the age of 20 till tars blose of life, it is computed that th.e lives, of the former average only 59e years, while thee° of the latter average only 40 years—a difference of lei years in favor of married men ; that is, marriage increases the aver- age duration of roan's life by one-half, lack- ing six months. THE DAVE 'UNDERSTOOD. The Duke of Westminster (Hugh Lupus Grosvenor) is seid to be the richest land owner in the world, though it cannot be on that account that he was given a middle name which eignieee " wolf." The recent London County Council elections turned to some extent upon the question whether the present system of obtaining municipal revenue by taxing houses and goods should be retained, or the tax should be increased on land and correspondingly reduced on labor products. This is a matter of special interest in London, because the land owner is in moot cases not the house owner. The rich families own lands which they lease, but never sell, and they are very strict and exacting with regard to the class of buildings which they will permit others to erect upon their land. Public Opinion says : "The Duke of Westminster presided on "Wednesday evening at a meeting in St. "Martin's Town Hall in support of the "Moderate policy for the County Council. "He urged'that the County Council should. "for some years confine their operations to " the. work which Parliament had assigned "to them before seeking for enlarged "powers. The water supply and the "securing of open spaces were questions "which ought to be dealt with; but he "objected to the dreams of dreamers." "The dreams of dreamers" is a very taking phrase, but it does not seem to have deceived the electors, who since the meeting presided over by tke Duke gave the Progressive party in the Council a large majority. The Daily Chronicle of March 3rd contained the following: "Wo need not say with what enthusiasm we welcome the appearance of the Duke of Westminster in the London County Council election. Only the august figure of the Lord Lieutenant of the county and the Lord Chief Landowner of London was needed to give the finishing touch of unpopularity to the Moderate programme, and this long - needed auxiliary has now been supplied us. Weehan only regret that the appearance was made on so limited a stage. Lord Wemyss dwelt, with tears in his voice, on the reluctance of the Duke of Westminster to intervene in the cause of the suffering millionaires of Grosvenor Square. It was only—hinted the head of the vanishing Vehmgericht which figures now as the Ratepayers' Pro- tection League, now as the Liberty and Property Derence Association, and now as the Property Protection Somety—the most imperative sense of public duty which had brought His Grace on the scene. Our only regret is that, having come forward, the Duke restricted himself to the narrow, and even squalid, arena of a ticket meeting of 150 unhappy peers and distressed rack - renters. 'Why not have stood for the County Council himself as candidate for Chelsea, where we have no doubt that his Mount street tenants, who (for a considera- tion) are permitted to build and rebuild the, Duke's property, would have been only less delighted to plump for him than the rest of the ratepayers who subscribe to that property's maintenance and improvement. Wby did not the Lord Lieutenant address a free and open meeting of his fellow -citizens in St. James' Hall. Well, we will take leave to tell his Grace. Property with rights and no duties does not care to face labor with alL duties and no rights. His Grace of Westminster has dared to intervene in this election. He is willing to lend the weight of his name, the power of his purse, the in- fluence of the army of agents who carry out his exactions to turn the London County Council into a Publicans' Board—a kind of resurrection -pie of the dead Board of Works —anything to save his property from con- tributing to the expansion of the great city from which it derives its unparalleled increment." te A Sight Draft. A curious custom of the Greek Church was illustrated at the funeral the other day of the young Grand Duchess Paul of Russia. .Before the coffin was closed the metropolitan placed a written paper in the right hand of the corpse, which read: "We, by the grace of God, prelate of the Holy Russian Church, write this to our master and friend, St. Peter, the gatekeeper of the Lord Almighty. We announce to you that the servant of the Lord, her imperial highness the Grand Duchess Paul, has finished her life on earth and we order you to admit her into Heaven without delay, for we have absolved all her sins and granted her salvation. You will obey our order on sight of this document which we put into her hand." Ungrateful. Photographer's Assistant—Mrs. Von Per- kins complains that her portraits don't look like her. Photographer—Complains, does she ? She ought to be grateful. Both Affected. Miss Bleecker, of New York—I was just tickled to death. Miss Emerson, of Boston—I was rule° fatally titillated. ESTO.—All Fits stopped free by Dr. Great Nerve Best:mere No Pits after first day's use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and$2.00 trial bottle free tO Pit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 011 Arch St., Poiladelphia, Pa. Ten men can be arranged to march in single file 3,628,000 ways. The eldest daughter of Boularger is et - gaged to be married soon. She lives with her mothey in Vbesailles. The younger daughter has been the wife of Capt. Driant for eriveral ysans, tend is with her husband in Tunis. --" OW I oyou like your new minister?" "Vat* Much, indeed.' Ire preached a stir- ring sermon to -day." a.'es ?" "Yee. It wits tienttneiation of the self-righteousness, the pharisaital, the devious, the epeakers of evil, the covetous, the wealth worehippers— in short it was a fine effort. What a pity that none of the people to whom it applied weed at chureh to he it I" While tem fishermen were engaged at I heir wale in the bisyStear Seattle, tecoutly n large devil fish clambered into their Small open boat, and was killed only aftet a herd battle, Hiti LL.*39g/ ‘tir SNjenre) Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys- tem effectually, dispels colds, head- aches and fe**ers and cures habitad constipation. Syrup of Figs is ate only remedy of its kind ever _lye* duced pleasing to the taste and. ac- ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances its m an y excellent qualities com mend to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup, of Figs is for sale in 75e bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may net have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes - to tr3r it. Manufactured only by the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP C0,1 SAN F.n.a.zzoisoo, CAL. LaUenVeLessa, KY. NEW YORE, N. T. HOLY LAND PARTY. $435. Sails April 16th, per S. S. "Fulda." Programmes for European Excursions now ready. Monthly Excursions to Italy, e3.20. Send for "Tourist Gazette." Best ticketing facilities. Choicest ocean berths, by all lines, at lowest rates. HENRY GAZE & SONS. (Established 1841.) 910 Broadway, New York When writing, please mention this paper. AN INVALUABLE RECIPE. me011 FIVE DOLLARS I WILL TELL AN la one how to grow Hare. . • JOSEPH LEONA/OP Bethany P. 0., Wash. Co., Oregon. MONEY MADE, NEXT THREE MONTHS,, byselling the grear.Lewis Spraying Outfit. Full particulars, with illustrated book., "Will it Pay," sent free on application to W. P. VANTASSE!, Please mention 'his Bellevalle, aper when writing J" Ont. etavenaereretoseereesereteeweensneworeesaw I "An ° Absclute Cure for Indigestion." DA RVilSg E P 3 i 11 TUTT1 FRUTTI. —...,.......= Sold by a 1 IDracgints and Confectioners ,in So. pack- ages or box of assorted . &amid, will b a Ben t to any addr'ess on receipt of price(2S cents) by addressing— ADAMS ea SONS CO. 11 a le JARV.r.0 Sr. TORONTO, ONT. • .>""ek",wy.'WV11,`,"10.""let"etoWte1A., TICK AND VERMIN DESTROYER filHE PROPRIETORS HAVE PUR .1. chased the formula at great ex pense. andare now prepared to supple, the trade with the genuineartiole and at greatly reduced prices. It effectually destroys Ticks, Lice, Worms or Grub, to which sheep, horses and cattle are subject, and enables the animal to thrive. The proprietors willguarantee perfect success when used according to directions, as will be found on each box. It prevents scurf and scab, and renders the wool bright and clear. Put up in tin boxes; price 30 cents etuitt. One box is sufficient for twenty ordinary sized sheep. It only requires to be tried to prove itself. Sold by all druggists. G. C. BRIGGS & SONS., Wholesale Agents, Hamilton, Ont. Tbe Ear With a Hoe, SOW FERRY'S SEEDS and nature will do the rest. Seeds largely determine the harvest—always plant the best—FERRY'S. A hook full of information about Gardens—now and what to raiSc,etc.. sent free to all who ask for it. Ask D. M. FERRY wiNton.diiyso.p.. & CO., ONT. -rtarmr,an—, treas=41.mtIN DE LAVAL CREAM SEPARATORS (Hand and Steam Power.) Carter's Famous Rennet Extract, Cheese and Butter Color, Babcock Milk Testers, Dairy Utensils, Etc, Wholesale Agent for Canada. • Produce Oomtnission Merchant, Please moution alley 33 St. Peter Street paper when writing. I Montreal. 1/11011IGAN LANDS FOR SALE. 1,200 Of good Farming Lands, title perfect, Acres on Michigan Central, Detroit 8L pqno, end Loon Lake Railroads, ab prices ranging from $2 to $5 per acre. These lands are close to enterprising new tioWlaS,, churches, dchools, etc., and will be sold on most favorable terms. ms.. pAipEpBlyotBo, West Bay city, Or to J. W. CURTIS, Whittemore. Mich. Please mention this paper when writing. PENNYROYAL WAFERS. A spacing monthly' raosiolin tor ladies to restore and regulate the mean:el ilertodlikettf IBoItIsy tgagiViel preach. Now used byovere0,000 one° uSed, will use again. Intimates tilisel'gan6.3yl07urugt°n. 71hgur;6tie;fietoarol.Avle l •0aIit rtieutiVV011atA.iNe0,10ViklnM COMPANY. Attila/1414 Moll. Laeltiana's Tansy & Pennyroyal Pms The only ante and rejfnbjo Preach Pill on tho market, Pernald Woliksots, att. EFFEcTUAL.. EVER 01'inuneinate read: titPtui abiand Irregular AR... TIME. ThollinnuIS of testi:a:mist s.sols by au arai:gts ? a 0r184t)YPttti4taeb4l°l.0Y1idlit"wor-9 por,ith111 Virleiotlfoi,i.41rlAntrA sPECTALTY or Osieigo,1, 41-- Solo Ageats. WRginir COB Werele MI 1181felL8- Teeaetme10 $•,tytIty.t. Trtd08 Gooa, tem th tinX, ;Sold by dill 8)1100 15:Mrt,