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Unification: Part Two
Remember where we left _ sexy movie every S .t u r
off? Twenty'years from now. A,
Weak central giv;rrnment,, with
everybody from the housewife
to the U.S. government down
on it. .
A 'tough, ruthless Uniforce,
,popularly known •as, the "Ca-
n a d i am Cobras,- . 100,000
strong, And jut -jawed Joe Gar-
ibaldi, former union leader, as
Defence Minister. •
The Honorable. JQe vaulted
intb the House of Commons in
a rather unusual fashion. One
of his opponents withdrew
from the campaign, on .health
grounds, and set out for a
world, tour. The other was run
P' down by a truck, just after
addressing a meeting in which
he had attacked the Honorable
Jae. Both incidents occurred.
three, days before the election.
Joe won.
He moved into Ottawa with
_ several beetle-browed cohorts.
A modest flat? Not on your
life. He took over an entire
floor of the ChateaW-Laurier.
There he lived quietly,. with
n o h"'i••r3 g to distinguish him
from the average MP except
the constant flow , of cham-
pagne, call girls, and guests.
He was lavish with the
press, and they liked it. He
was always good for a story,.
because, he had guts, color,*and
good whisky,• an unusual coin:
bination - in a mernber of the
night;whether. you wanted it
or npt.
Joe played it cool. He in-
vited a couple of waiters f rpm
the Nanking restaurant up for
a weekend bask.. Everybody
thought he was flirting with
the Chinese. •
' The U.S. State Department
called an emergency session.
The C,LA. infiltrated Ottawa,
in the guise of civil servants. •
Of ` courser nobody recognized
them. Each thought they were
other civil servants syping on
him. •
Next thing he did was throw
up a string 'of fortresses at
Vancouver, Windsor, Brockville
and St: Andrews -by -the -Sea. He
justified the expense by point-
ing out, at a secret meeting of
the caucus, that the forts' were t,
made of paper, thus giving a
boost to our pulp and 'paper in-
dustry. But the results were
drastic.
The Americans pulled eight
divisions- out of Germany and
sprinkled them along the 49th
parallel, about eight men to
the mile. They sent an aircraft
carrier up the 'St. Lawrence
Seaway. It got stuck sideways,
but the residents of Prescott,
Ontario, lost their cool for a
few • days, with t h o s e
19-inchers trained on them,.
The entire U.S. Air Eorce
wasyanked' out oS
f outh Af-
rica, from which they had been
napalming the Congolese. The
pilots were delighted to be
back in spots like 0 s w e g o,
N.Y., where a beer was 35
cents instead ,of a buck, and
besides, they wanted a whack
.at those Canadian Cobras, who
were getting more. space in
Life magazine than they were.
Alas, once again we have
run out of space, and you must'
wait until 'next week's issue to
learn how. Canad • -,as taken
over by a dictato
bloodless revolut` 'istor--d
Well, practically :ss.
House.
But the m a j o r i t y of his
guests- were' sleek-headedvnen
who grow fat and " sleep
o'iiights. Industrialists with a
new gimmick,. armament- ,
makers with a new• toy, politi-
cians with a new angle, and all
the other flies who gather
around honey.
The Honorable Joe was the
natural choice for Defence
Minister. Slack -jawed Lester
Gordon, Prime Minister, Iast of
Canada's _Rhodes scholars, felt
in a vague sort of way that the
Ca b i n e t needed new blood.
Within -two years he had
quadrupled the defence depart-
ment's slice of the national
pie. That made it 85 per cent.
of the taxes, but . nobody
kicked, because', even though .
there hadn't been a new post
office, -bridge . or. breakwater
built in several years,
everyboe was proud - of the -
C o b r a s, the world's finest
fighting force.
And only a few old-
- f a s h i o°n e d members of the
press thought it odd that the
Cobras paid ten per cent. of
their salaries,, voluntarily,!; into.
t h e Old. Soldiers Benevolent
Fund. Chairman of the Fund,
Joseph J. Garibaldi. By 1987,
of course, there were 'precious
few old soldiers left, but they
were well treated by the Fund.
Two glasses of beer a day, free
smokes; roll -your -own, and a
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A .team . skipped by Joyce Hays won the
N. T. Ormandy trophy "last Thursday after-
noon when, 'Godertch__ladies curling club en-
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awarded for amassing the highest score in
one game. Left to right are Audrey Kuenz'Ve,
trophy .donor, Joyce Hays and...1„o1s Rowe,
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LGCRALSH-.- Miss . Barbara
MacKenzie of Kitchener spent
the- ,holiday with Mr. and Mrs.
Henry MacKenzie.
Home from hospital in Loud.
4n is ,Miss Michelle Bradley,
yi5ungest {daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Jim Bradley.
Misses Phyllis Bradley and
Joyce Thorburn of Stratford
Teachers College are spending
the Easter Week with ,their par.,
ents; •
Visiting with Mr. and Mrs;
Emile Mp.cl,,ennan for the hol.
iday weekend were Mr. and Mrs.
Eldon MacLennan and family of
Goderich Mr. and Mrs.'IanMor•
ton and Mr. Jack- MadLennan
and John, of Stratford Mr. and
• Mrs. Bruce Miller and family of
Palmerston and Mr. and _M,rs,'.
Finlay MacLennan,
Several from the area were ,in
Goderich for the' Young Canada
Hookey games this week.
Misses.Dianne-and Gayle Mac-
Kenzie, daughters of Mr. and
Mrs. ' Jack MacKenzie,, spent a
few days with Mr. and Mrs.
George„ McGregor 0f Hamilton;
Holiday visitors with Mr. and
Mrs. Oliver McCharleswere Mr.
and Mrs. Donald McCharles and
Scott of Brantford, Mr. John
McCharles and Larry .leeverton
of Petrolia, Mr. and Mrs, Har.
ord" Button of Dundas and. Mr.
and Mrs. • Wilfred Evans ok
Ridgetown.
Recent visitors in London were
'Mrs. Bruce Mac 1 onald, Debbie
and Robbie with r,, and Mrs.
,Rod Finlayson of Sarnia spent
the weekend With' his parents.
Mr. and .Mrs. William Srnilh•
of Toronto spent the weekend
with Mrs. VerneAlphich,
Mr. and Mrs.. GQrdon i+'tnlay.
son were guests at a wedding .
in Toronto on Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Allan MacLean
, and family of Collingwood vis•
ited Mr. Don MacLean,
Easter ' visitors with Mr, and
Mrs. ,Tack MacKenzie and fam.
ily were Mr, and Mrs. George
MacQreger and Tom of Hamil.;
ton. '
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sion a family gathering and din-
ner was held at their home, for
guests numbering over twenty.
They ' have a family of three,
George of Goderidh, David of
Dungannon and Karen -of Galt,
and one grandchild.
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Visitors for Easter with Mr.
acid Mrs. • Cecil Culbert were
Mr.and Mrs. Thomas Culbert •,
and Miss Arlene Vaughan of Tor-
onto, ,also.
Mr. and M'= s, K, E. ,Wood,
Laura Lee and Dale and Mrs.
D. .Wood of London, Mg's. Wood
and children are 'spending the
week with Mr. and Mrs. Cul-
bert. '
Mr. and Mrs. Robt. Stothers
visited with his sister, Mrs.
Mary McLeod on Sunday and
Geoffrey and Lisa Whitham of
Rexdale are spending the hol-
iday week at the Stothers home..
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