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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1892-1-28, Page 7e .111uat Awful, ,Awfulis the word, Nvew awful mina() For 'tie an await world, With 44'41 people in it ; Some ere awful short. And scene MD awful tall ; Some are awful iarge, And some ere Awful sinen ; Some are Awful at, And some are awful lean; Some are aweid pod. Awl seine aro awful mean. Some gide are awful sour, .4nd some are awful sweet; Some wear awful chignons, And some have awful feet ; anite are awful snout. And some talk awful loud; Some are awtul modest, And some are a well' proud. flame chaps are awful silly, .And. some are awftd wise; Some wear an awful ittoustache, And somo heave awful sighs, Bemuse their awful hearts So awful oft are found, There Cupid's awful darts Their awful core have found. .And so 'tis awful, awful, ,a Awful is the word. From every awful mouth Some awful things are heard.; Some folks aro awful nice, Some girls are awrul pretty; Some men are aweul wise, Some women awful witty. In the awful morning, From awful sleep we wake, With the awful warning That 'tie awful late; And through the aweul day, We hear the awful clatter Of awful, awful, awful— That's what's the awful matter a What Do They Think. Oli what do the hungry people think .As they walk in the streets of the town at And the hearth fires glimmer, and glogin and Through many a window warm and bright, Efor neer drift in tao dark like flocks oe foam, ---ren the tossing waves of the turbulent sea, With never a haven, never a home— ) These luckless waifs of humanity, And many- & manelon tall and fair, Is liftingite head la the wintry skies, A Moslem with all that is rich and rare, That wealth can rea °hese, or art devise, And out through tho portals come bursts of light, And murmurs of music and laughter sweet, And what do they say to the homeless Wight Who is waudoring past with his weary feet? Does he ever think when the winds aro cold, And the hunger causes a ceaseless pain, And toe storm is heating his garments old, And etsilling his heart, with its dull refrain; Does he ask how it IS in many a life The roses ere always in sweetesb bloom, While his are the longings, the endless strife, The days of sorrow, the nights of gloom? leou say they are idle, and weak, and bad, That pity 13 wasted on Sneh as they, Ah, many a vagrant, worn and sad, Could tell you a tale, if he would, to -day, A story of failure, of hopos that fled, 43f toll and hardships, and boundless woe Of waongs that embittered, cif wounds thatbled, Ansi dreams that were lose in tho long ago. Before and Afier. The " Nine -mile Bard" called on a friend of his the other day, and the subject of con- versatiou turned to the grip. 'ells all confounded balderdash," this wise oung man declared, **The papers talk about the grip till all the town is seared. MU daily growing death rate, too, is just vrevarieation, Mere s no such thing as grip at all, Its pure lamination. 'We used to have a plain sore throat, cold in the bead or chest, Abeadache. or an earache, ora toothache at the best. We called them by their proper names, yes, even to the pip, ?Butane; why every little ache or pain is called tho grip." jpThe " Nioe-mile Bard" again visited his friend yesterday, and found him propped zap in bed. • got it, oh! Tye got it bad," this wise aoung maa exclaimed, e'Fve taken pills and powders till for life fear len maimed.; 31now believe the papers and tho growing death rate, too, For len book -d to be (mane:el; no, IfeeIrshan't pull through. Tveget the sorest kind of throat, cold in th head and chest, The headache and the earache and the tooth- ache and the rota. • paralyzed with rheumatism, and, I fear, etc:pile '�got it, oh! rve got it bad,—this----1- -11 grin l" eatristian Endeavor Benediction. '"The Lord Watch Between Me aud Thee." • (An acrostic.) Through all thy days in weal or woe, Die tender love thy care shall be, E'en through Death's shadow His hand than bead ; elove that is thine eternally eYer all thy going out and coming in Revealed to thee shall ever be, Day after day, and year by year, With naught but what earlobes thee. All Christ'. best promises are yours; They never fail,but stand secure, cliouen of Him, thou need'st not feat, Nis word stands firm and shall endure. Ncought with a price—Himself the cost— Mengraven on His hands thy name, Thy eaviour intercedes for thee With love eternally the same. Furth bath no joy like Christ can give 33ach heart that trusts on Him above, lem• ean height depth and breadth combined Inake separation from His lave. ' Miasmal mercies will unfold, And premised blessings thine shall bo; eein weapon formed 'gainst thee shall harm, Deliverance comes speedily. Irhoutth, trial comes, His &*raco shall bo alltelp to the helpless in that hour; Navel bath its arrow—Maven heals Foal saul star on Christ's mighty power. r ; JENNIE HAMMY. A Cruiser ill the Mud. A Vallejo, Cal., despatch say: The Isvater was let into the dry do& Yesterday 3morning and the cruiser Baltimore once amore floated. At 1 o'clock, being high tide, mile hauled out. The tide was running fieriously, and her hawsers snapped like ithreed. The vessel was caught in the cur- rent and hurled over to the Vallejo side. An ember was dropped, but not in time, end the big:cruiser brought up in the mud alancee against the wharf. She keeled over VeY): considerably to the starboard, and now elen 7vain unpleasant though not datigerou reindition. Carole for Laughter. New York Herald: Jessie—What are yen laughing about ? Beietie--Before Chappie went away he Sala me whenever I felt sad to think of him. 'Nearly all of the football assooiations o England have placed soldiers in unis orna ea the free list, and Tommy Atkins, ladle in usually a great lover of sports'will Zao able to indulge in the game vvithoutcost —Aign—Aw—i suppose, :Kim Footlights, thee yoti people on the stage have to mind oniapee aud q's pretty much Mi.SEI Foot - but we have to mind our d's =ore, AUgy—D's? What aro they? Miss Yetedighte—Why, dressee, di:monde and ilivorees. The Congress of Nicaragua has ordered nen young men, to be selected from the afferent provinces of the republic, to be sent INIVOTO to be educated at the expense of Ike State. ityrie Bellew is greatly changed, says Lebottohere in the London Truth. He is no Jostger the dapper, well-groomed Bellew who waif known by the matinee girl as "Kyrlie." There is now a touch of shabby genteel, —There are said to be 9,000 braes bands the ranks of the Salvation Army. HANDCOCK IS FREE. The Airy Declares Him inneeent of His Daughter's Itturder, ME JUDGE'S 'FAVORABLE ODABGD. The Handcock case was resumed yester- day morning at Toronto. Lizzie Hendee& is a daughter of the prisoaer. She testified that Sophy kept her money in a purse, which Was not foundafter the accident ilie aleo said that Sophy wee accustomed to carry this puree in her pekoe. Questioned regarding the creditors', Lizzie testified that they had never pressed tor their claims. Lizziees recital of the eon- versation between her and her father tallied frith what has been already fetid by former witneseee. Her evidence was not shaken in the least by cross-examination. Mrs. George Emboden, another daughter of the prisoner, was the next witness. She testified that she had arrived at her father's house after ten o'clock on the day of the death of Sophy. She denied the assertion that there had been dirt soattered over one of the pools of blood. She testified that her father never had a gun or pistol, and that he was always affectionate to Sophy. nee Pram Am:rune= non. a Thomas Handcook, second eldest son, next testified. Ile corroborated. the testi- mony of the former witnesses,. He mid he took a,pistol there on Monday, after the accident, and that is the one Detective Greer found, He took the revolver there to guard the premises. Henry Handcock, another son, went over the Rune ground as the others had done. 'Wm. Wilcox testified to hie hayingsecured Dr. Harrington to attend, to Sophy, and thee he loaned his brother-in-law the revolver he used while guarding the house. Mrs. Henry Handcock and Miss Polly Hendee* also testified in favor of the defence. Philip Handeock, a brother of the de- ceased, said she had a purse, which aho used to carry. The feeling between his father and Sophy was very good. Did not notice any sand or mud on the blood. Rev. Mr. :Milner, a minister of the 'troth- odist Church, had -known the family for about seven, years. Koew the Handeock family well. The old mail was sincere, with a sensitive temper. He coult1 not keep a secret. He knew the deceased girl. Hand- cock looked upon her as a favorite daugh- ter. Ala. J. Bailey had known the Handcock family for seventeen or eighteen years. The old man's character was good as far as he 'knew. Hie disposition toward the deceased was affectionate. Thomas Struthers, R. Wilson, John Hen- derson, DCSES Watson, Owen Nicholls, Mrs. Jane Stott, John Aylett, James Dobson, jchn Henderson and airs, Elizabeth Jedge gaveevidenceas to theprisortiarei good chterao- ter, and the amicable reletions between him and the deceased. EVIDENCE IN REBUTTAL. Dr. McFarlane, called by the Crown in rebuttal, said he had examined the skull, end he did net think it possible that a bul- let could have made the wound. The wouud was produced by a hard, solid substance, as if something, swung from the hand with a handle, had crashed down 011 the skulL His Lordship—I understand the Crown does not consider it inaterial how the blow was struck. To Mr. Murdoch witness maid he &Mid not account for the particles of lead found in the wound. Dr. Adam Wright did, not, think tbe wound could have been caused by a pistol shot. The fracture could only have been done by an instrument of weight, evidently swung in the hand. This finished the evidence. Mr. Murdoch renewed his application that the case be not allowed to go to the jury, but the judge ruled otherwise. THE JUDGE'S CHARGE. .After addresses of counsel the judge delivered his charge. Tho following are the salient points to which he directed their careful and earnest considera- tion At the outset he told them that the evidence in the case was purely circumstantial and it was a very difficult one. They must find that the facts were consistent with the guilt of the prisoner and inconsistent with any other theory. There was no question that the girl was murdered, but the simple question was, Who did it? It would be danger- ous to conclude that the stories told by the prisoner differed, as it must be borne in mind, that the repetition of those to whom he spoke might be faulty. They must be satisfied with some theory in order to convict the prisoner. The evidence as to the finding of lead had been incontrovertible by witnesses for the Crown. It was almost ab. surd to suppose that if the wound had been inflicted by a leaden instrument it would have loft the same lead impacted in the skull. It looked like a bullet, and it would be unsafe, it would be dangerous to convict the prisoner unless they could reconcile the not with the father's guilt.. "Thiess you can find that the wound was inflicted by &pistol in the hands of the prisoner, said his Lord- ship, you should not find him guilty. That theory, of course, does away with the prisoner's momentary passion. If he • shot her it must have been a wilful and pre- meditated murder. If he did the shooting he must have provided himself with a pie- tol, which he never before was known to have, and gone at it coolly and deliberately, when everybody was away. Now stop there. Is it reasonable that he would have acted as he has acted had such been the case? He must have felt assured that the bullet would be found in the girl's head. But in the face of that he goes and tells the first one he meets that he was alone with the girl in the house. It seems reasonable to me that if the prisoner was guilty of shooting the girl he would have endeavored to ehift the crime Ma to some person else. Manslaughter would, of course be 'noon- eistent with the idea that Ilandcock shot her. TNE JURY ktIcELY DEMD1Ss. His Lordship having concluded, Mr. Mur- doch rose and requested Min to direct the attention of the jury to the missing purse, which he did. The jury then retired, it being 5.15 o'clock. At 6.33 they returned,, and on being asked as to their conclusion; the foreman said they had decided that the primmer was not guilty. There was a flutter of excitement all over the court room. Mr. Tytler, on behalf of the prisoner, asked for Heed - cock's discharge, which was immediately ordered by His Lordship. The prisoner stood up, and, in a tremulous voice, said: Thank: you, my lord." The man who had been resting under the terrible accusation for so Many monthe stepped out int freedom again, put on his overcoat, and made a rush for his Wife and family. They were all in tears, from the mother to little Dannie, and the joy they felt and which was given expression to in weeping, touched the Onlookers; By the lesv of ,Prussia no piece of the royal family hi allowed to borrow money, nor is any one allowed to lend him money. If any one tithe lend ho cannot recover. infineitIFFS IN SESSION, 'Whey Meet in Toronto and Found a Per. Mattefit Organteation. The sheriffs of Ontario held their annuel pow -wow yesterday at the Pahnor House, Toronto. The folio:min were present Sheriffs McKellar, Wentworth ; Watt, 13rant ; Springer, Waterloo ; McLennan, Victoria ; Glees Middlesex ; Brady, Ox- ford ; Welland, ; Bowles, Dufferin ; 13rod4e Peel • Thompson, Algoma ; Fer- guson, Frontenao ; Hager, Prescott and Ruesell ; Deeda, Norfolk ; Phelps, SWUM Mowat, Toronto ; Pruyn, Lennox and Ad• (lintel* ; Gillespie, Widclifield, York; ,Hoesie, Perth ; Clement, Halton ; Dawn% Lincoln ; Davis, Haidimmid. (inc of the chief subjects discussed was the desirability of having greater uniformity in the tariff of sheriff's tees. The idea that prevailed was not that any difference should be ,made to the public or litigants, but that reihunera,tion should be made for certain services for which the law at present makes uo provision. Sheriff McKellar proposed that fees for all services should be funded and ehei Ufa paid by Wary according to work done. This did not meet the general view and no action was taken. An evening eession was held at which it was decided to hold an annual meeting in Toronto on the third Thursday in January. Officers were elected as follows : President, Pheriff Glass, Middlesex ; Vice -President, Sheriff Dawson, London; Secretary -Treas- urer, Sheriff Deans, Haldimand '• Executive Oommittee—Sheriffs Proctor, HossieeWatt and Broddy. The annual fee was placed at $2. • • Mr. John Winchester, Provincial Inepeo- tor of Legal Offices, attended and gave au address on the duties of a sheriff, the meet- ing expressing pleasure at his presence by adopting a cordial vote of thanks. The meeting adjourned at 11 o'clock, well satisfied, with the result of their conference. JOON IS A GENIUS. In Sento Places It w—ou—let Re called Laziness And Not Rewarded. • "John," said a lawyer in one of the big buildings down town one day, "run into Mr. Joues' office and tell him I'd like to see him for a minute or two." "Yes, sir," answered John. Mr. Jones' office adjoined that of the law- yer. Indeed, Mr. Jones' desk and that of tbe lawyer's were within ten feet of each other, aid if the wall that separated them hadn't been so thick, ,and if the lawyer hadn't been so dignified, he might, himself, by shouting, have informed Ma Jones that he wanted to see him. Now, it wouldn't have taken John more than a quarter of 4 minnte to go to Ma Jones' office and the journey would nob have fatigued him. But the office telephone was still nearer.So John called up and had the central give him Mr, Jones' office, and whoa he got Mr. Jones' office Mr. Jones happened to answer the call, and John told Mr. Jones that Mr. Robinson, the lawyer, wished to see am. 41 What Ir. Robinson ?" asked My. Jones: t"ehe next door Mr. Robinson," answered John. - `4 Oh," said Mr. Jones ; "all right." He went into Mr. Robinson s office. " That's a, very lazy boy of yours, Robin- son," he said. " No, he isn't," said the lawyer. "Yes, he is,"' said Mr. Bones. "Why do you say so ?" asked the lawyer. "enthuse,' answered Mr. Tones, "when yon told him you wanted to see me he called me up by telephone instead of walk- ing thirty steps to my office. " That i.en't laziness," said the lawyer, "it's genius. I'll raise John's salary."— New York Herald. quite Exciting While It Lasts. Buffalo Naive : They fought. It was near the edge of a precipice where they meta and the deadly hate of ages flamed forth; a hate which nothing but blood could satisfy. Little they reeked of the beetling cliff which overhung the jagged rocks that lashed the waters of the lever below into foam. Rage blinded them to everything but their racial antipathy. Rifehing toward each other they rained cruel blows on each other's bodies. Then came the final deadly embrace and the struggle for advantage. Li hie by little they neared the edge of the precipice. ,Fiercely and more deadly. they struggled on. Inch by inch they nearedthe yawning chasm over which no mortal could plunge and live. Will not the mad strife cease ? Nay, it grows more recklessly deadly as they near the fatal edge. One etep more—it is taken and over they go 1 Sheer down they tumble 1 They separate as they fall and each spreading his wings flies in different directions. They were spar- rows. Tlhe Coming Bye -Elections. For the, next few weeks the politicians will b eve Blaney time. Thirteen bye -elections will take place before a month, most of which will be in Ontario. The following are the dates named: Riclunond, N. 8 janaary 21 Victoria, N. 8 Jannai7 26 Kington January 28 Lineoln January 28 Halton . .. .... . ..... ..., .. .... January 28 Laval, P. Q •February 1 Soulanges, le Q February 3 Lennox •February 4 Prince Edward •February 4 North Victoria February 4 South Vitoria February 4 Ease Sitneoe February 11 East Bruce •February 11 • A Woman's Idea. "Did.you hear anything about Princess Metternteh's Musical Congrees ?" was asked of Mrs. Potter Palmer the abet day. "1 could almost answer that I heard nothing else, and ant surprised it excites so little comment in this country. This clever woman is carrying out a splendid idea to assured victory. • The congress will engross Vienna next summer and make it the resort of musical students and dilettanti. The ex- hibit will trace the history of music from it down to the present .day.—Kate Washington. Torainly Wanted to Know. Little Tommy stares at the scientific soprano who opens her mouth very wide and does trills and niany other wonderful things. The cenductor waves his beton excitedly just behind her, and the noise gets loud e and louder, Finally Tommy can steed it no longer. "Mamma," he 'whispers audibly, "what is that men hitting the lady with his stick for ?" "Hush, Tommy ; he isn't hitting her." "Well, then, mamma, what makes the lady cry so ?" "'paler cars now transport tourists from Jaffe to Jerusalem, shrieking steamboats ply the Sea of Galilee, and regattas are held on the river Jordan. It is no longer the " Wild Judea" of the scriptures, or the mystic land to which the Crtiaadere turned their faces. Palestine is rapidly losing it, poetic glamour. The famiIo of the Queen of Elie:led, the Xing of Greece and the CZar of Resale, have niede arraugernente to erect a hand- oorne monument in Copenhagen in honor of the golden wedding of the King and Queen of Denmark. RAD TO OWN up, oue treetrievable envoi that Ile Wu Greatly Intexicaten. Anealom Carruthers," eaid his wife, witn the accent on eaeli eyllable for good measure, according to the Cincinnati Com- mercial Gmette, "you were intoxicated last night." " Well, I failed to notice it." " Everybody else noticed it ; they couldn't help it. You were irretrievably drunk." is Not by a jugfel." ",No, but by several jugfuls." "ou're away off, Repay." "Nob as greatly off ae you were. You tried to open the gate with your latehkeY, and you fell over it into the gram" "Nonsense." "You came up the front steps on your hands and knees, opened the door, and in- quired if Carruthers lived here. Do you know that ?" "Bosh ?" "And you sbunabled on a dark flower in the carpet and nearly went down." Not a weed of truth in it." "Tried to bang your bat on a By on the wall and thee asked where that nail went to." "You are totally hallucinated." "Why, you talked out of your ears, and when the baby cried on the bed you went to rocking its crib as hard as ,yon could, einging 'Bye, Oh wy Oh, Baby. Recollect that 7" "Recollect nothing." "1 expect not, and you got on Your knees and patted and rubbed the back oldie hound worked in worsted on the rug in front ot the grate, and said : "Doggie, doggie I' "1 "1 tell you I don't believe it" "And you gave me a $10 bill and said I could get a new bonnet with it, and here's that bill." "Somethiug strange, That bill looks kind o' natural. and familiar. But I wasn't drunk." "01 course, it does look familiar, and you said to my poor, dear ma, 'Mother, yon've got to etay with us till spring freezes over.' " Yes, you did, Abealom," said the old lady. " Ah—ves—I secs ; I—was—very—very —drunk."-: Wealth and Carat% Mrs. Wm. H. Vanderbilt and her son Cornelius are. both widely knownas wise and generous dispensers of charity. They have recently given to their parish, St. Bartholomew's, in New York, the fanot and most perfectly equipped building in the world for honse missionary and charitable work. The cost is $500,000, and it occupies a most useful location upon Forty-second street, east of Third avenue. It is a superb building of five stories, with mezzannues which give space for gymnasiums and in- dustrial training schools. The plan includes all the requirements of a mission church, school, club house, industrial class roma and exhibition hulls, a spacious restaurant, bath rooms, gymnausium and recreation rooms. The property has been given entire to the parish, who will maintain it to the extent that it is not self-supporting. It is O great gift to the hard-working poor, and will redeem and carry to better ends mill- ions of lives. Early Se.otch Church Discipline. In 1648 the session of Galatea unanimously concluded end ordained that two of the Town Elders should " molt of them, night about, go visit the tonne and Gatesbye on the Sabbath nights about seven hours, and see that none be iu toune except the inhabi- tants thereof." At every tair or race there were Elders told off to perambulate the market place or the race course, as the case might be, and report every, immorality thee, saw or heard. Not a wedding or a merry- making could be held without ecclesiastical detectives being sent to engniTe into all that happened thereat, and inform the kirk ses- sion of the numbers present add the nature of the entertainment. .And any remissness on the part of the Elders in discovering and detailing immoralities was not only censured by Presbyteries'but complained of by the ' people.— The Discipline of the Church," .Rev. Dr. Andrew. Edgar. • Now Long They Live. The average length of life of miners is 31 years. Machinists are outlived by printers, the average of the former being but 38 years, while that of the latter is 39.. Musi- cians live a year longer, while the Tease of life of an editor is 41, and that of manufac- turers, bankers and brokers is 43. Clergy- men average 54, lawyers 55, public officers 50, farmers 62 and Judges 66. Glassblowers, salopn-keepers, painters, grinders and *flamers do not reach the average of 30, and the lowest average is shown in the lives of seamstresses -23 years. • Toronto's Fire Loss. The following is a table showing the num- ber of fires and losses clueing the last six years : Year. Losses. Insurance. Alarms. 1686 $280,902 e1,164,163 274 1887 74,685 638,149 308 1888 215,192 967,979 311 1889... 131,760 1,016,138 317 1890 .187,1:;1,184,473 385 1891 . . . . ... 210,115 1,150,206 442 a otatitiraer 01' Silence. "It's a conspiracy," she said velth agita- tion to the reporter. Ib is a plot to ruin my dramatic future." • How do you mean ?" • "I've just brought an action for divorce and the papers refuse to publish the details." Mow to Treat the Grip. Chicago Tribune: Mr. Neer—What ought we to do, dootor, as a community, in order to—er—to meet the grip? Dr. Blunt—Don't meet it, my dear Sir, avoid it. • Sentenced. Longnecker—Yone mother-in-law makes you long visits, doesn't she? ' Shortstop—Yes ; every little while she gives me six months. Searle is ravaged by an epidemic of diph- theria. Two children of one of the Minis- ters died in one night. All the schools of Belgrade are closed in consequence of the epidemic. THE Methodist Ministers' Association of Toronto have decided to receive a deputa- tion from the Single Tax ASsociation on February 15th. A discussion a the aims and objects of those who advocate this reform eannot fail to prove helpful to the pekoes, who in their ministrations are daily broueht fate to face with the problem of want where health, strength end willing - nese to labor ought to preclude au& suffer- ing under proper economic conditions. Indy Sandhurst, who died in England the other day, was a leader in the woman's righte movement in England. She was elected to the London County Council three years ago, although the courts afterwards held thet she was ineligible on Immune of her sex. When English women take to polities they generally :teemed in making thtr ielhesece felt in Spite of the conserv- atism Of their snrroundins. • •••• • • : N;k'SW` • • , • W‘. for Infants and Children. '4:tutorials so weIladuPted tochndivn that Caat0.._ ...rit cures cone, coceatori,, I [recommend it as superior to Daly prescription Duet- tree.htegicasugir' eeeeeleeletea db, P• koowo to me." a. A. Ailment, IL D., eestion 111fio. Oxford 81.,1#09klyu,1f. T. 'Without irbnietts mucliestiam THE CENTAMA COMPANY, 77 Murray Street, N. Ve •ef neeenteeterette SAHEL ON A lirallieti GOD. MOW Inik0 Indian Natives itesent Attaeirs by the Missionaries on Their Religion. The trouble e till contiaues in. Bombay over the alleged libel by missionaries on the Hindoo god Krishna. An important meeting of the Maharastra, Hindoos was held in the Thaltordwar Temple, at Bom- bay, the ether day, to consider what steps should be taken to protest against the further issue of handbills relating to the god Kristina among the natives. The chair, on this occasion, was taken by Mr. Dhondu Shatnra,o Geiud, who said that handbills containing a gross libel on their great Hindoo god had been eirealated by the Bible Tract Society. A great slur was east on their god Krishna, and it was high time to take steps to nip in the bud each mis- representation, whialr greatly wounded the religious feelings of the Iliniloos. He was quite astonished on reading the contents of the handbills. He advised them to memorialize Goyerement, praying that the missiona,riee should be stopped trona inter- fering in their religious matters and defam- ing their gods. Mr. Narayan Rowjeebtioy said he was deeply grieved at the conduct of the missionaries who had circulated the handbills. It was a gross outrage on the god Krishna, whom they held in thehigbest esteeni and reverence. They should take steps to prevent the libellers from desecrat- ing their god in such a way. Since the Queen's proclamation of 1858 leroteeted their religious freedom, no one had a right to interfere with their religion. After sev- eral gentlemen had expressed their eopinion in favor of organizing a strong protest against the conduct of the missionaries, it was unanimously resolved to ask the maharajas to convene a monster meeting to take steps in this matter, and to memorial- ize the Government, praying fee redress.— Colonies and India. • Didn't Rave the Rocks. • Indianapolis Journal: "What is Nabsones defence? Insanity ?" "No," replied Nab - son's lawyer; • " only monomania. •He could. not put up enough for a full sized in- sanity defence." • PUGILIST DIJIMVIN has sworn on and joined Murphy's blue ribbon army. If he would turn his talents to polishing a, buck- saw or a spade Murphy's achievement would be wotth something to the world. oro •A Well Known Lady Tells of Great Benefit lacrived From ligild9S Sarsaparilla For Debility, Neuralgia and Catarrh " TORONTO, Dec. 28, 1890, "C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. GENTLEMEN : For many e'ears I have been suffering from catarrh, neuralgia and general debility. I failed to obtain any permanent relief from medical ad- vice, and my friends feared I would never find anything to cure me. A short time ago I was induced to try Hood's Sarsaparilla. At that tune I was unable to walk even a short dis- tance without feeling a Death - Like Weakness overtake me. And I had intense pains from neuralgia, in my bead, back and limbs, which were very exhausting. But I am glad to say that soon after I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla I saw that it was doing me good. I have now taken three bottles and am entirely Cured of Neuralgia. am gaining in strength rapidly, and can take a two-mile walk without feel- ing tired. I do not suffer nearly so much from catarrh, and find that as my strength increases the catarrh decreases. I 'am indeed a changed woman, and shall always feel grateful to Hood's Sar- saparilla for what it has done for one It Is My Wish that this my testimonial shall be pub- lished in order that others suffering as I was may learn how to he benefited. • "Yours ever gratefully, "Mus. M. E. MERRICK, • '36 Wilton Avenue, "Toronto, Canada." This is Only One Of Many thousands of people who gladly testify to the excelleace of and benefit obtained from Iood's Sarsapa- rilla, If you suffer from any disease or, • affection catised by impure blood Or low state of the syetein, you should cer- tainly take ye Sarsaparilla. Sold by dreggista. $i; sin for $'5. Pre,pesmi. Only by C. T. HOOD & GO., Lowell, Meat, 100 Doss Ono Dollar CARTERS ITTLE !VER PILLS. Sick Headache and relieve all the trembles Ind. dent to a bilious state of the, system, such ell • Dizziness, Nausea. 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In vise; at hr cF..ute4 five for $1. Sold everywhere, oe sent be CARTES 11011D1011111 00., lime York. hall M. Sza,11 Dom. Small Prick A pamphlet of nformatton and ab- stract of the la vs, showing How to Obtain Patents, Caveats, Trade Marks, Copyrighta. smt fres. Adams MUNE & CO. 361 Bron.dway, OW York. • A DIECHANICAL GAMOW. Dr. Graves, the Whiskey Poisoner, 'W*11 be His Own Hangman. A Canon City despatch says : Dr. Graves will be hanged by a machine which has no duplicate in the world. It is so fixed that he will hang himself. The execution chant- ber is a small room with a ten -foot ceiling. A noose is suspended over a pulley in the centre. • The other end of the rope paves along other pulleys to' a rear chamber and is there attached to a 500 -pound iron weigbt. • This weight is on a shelf that is held in place by a lever, on the end of which is receptacle holding fifty-six pounds of water. In the bottom of this water vessel is a stop- per attached to a chain, which is in turn attached to the under side of a door that rests on springs under the noose. When the criminal steps on the door, the noose is adjusted, the chain is pulled by the spring door, the water is let out of the vessel, the lever springs the 500 -pound 'weight, and the 'doomed man is yanked to the ceiling in a jiffy, his neck being broken en route.• ' Meard the Roar at 88. Kitts. One summer afternoon the writer was driving from St. Catharine's to Thorela with a resident of the vicinity, and, Niagara being alluded to, he mentioned his disap- pointment with the roar of the Fells. " Why," said the resident, "you are mis- taken on that point. It can be heard very plainly here, though it is a good ten miles away." Upon this he stopped the horses, noel at once, from the left hand, came a, heavy sound, that grew upon the ear till it was really awesome with its suggestions of immeasurable force and etereal duration. "Well,"asked the resident, what do you think of it now?" The writerinetantly took back all that he said or thought in diaper. agement of the voice of the Falls. There was no room for contempt with that muffled roar coming through ten miles of throbbing air to prove its treinendoes thrapass. lia the Indians of the trackless forest been there, it would beveled them to the catar- act in a bee lite. Why, then, was it nob heard at Suspension Bridge or the Falls village? The explanation is very easy. The nearer noises covered the Bound. Slight by comparison as they were, they blocked the path to the ear. Hold a finger close te your eye and it will hide a tree a little fare ther off. But the tree is there all the same, and it is a million times bigger than the finger. —.Boston Sunday Herald. A rroceatilon Goes Through a Bridge. A St. Petersburg despatch Bays: A ter. rible catastrophe occurred at Tiflis to -day on the occasion of the bleesing of the vvatere of the River Kura. As a procession of thef clergy and a dense crowd of people worts crossing an arm of the river on a tettaporary Wedge the etructare collapsed tinder the weight of the mass of people, and fell with its burden into the stream. The people tearest the bridge: tried to retreat, bat were met by o dense crowd still surging onward. The result was a terrific struggle, in which many persons were crushed to death and largo number injured. In addition a largo number were drowned in the river. —The Atlantic Ocean is fend to be higher than the Pacific by exactly 6i feet,