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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1966-06-23, Page 10AR- - and: •SPICE By 13111 Smiley The Blue eca Is Early Alphonse Ian' once said "Plus va change, plus e'est memo chose," which is Frenli for; The more things change, the xnore they are the same. Once, for eight years, a long tine ago, 1 lived with a doctor, a surgeon in fact, for he had • taken his M.D. and Master of Surgery at Edinburgh and theh gone en to take his. F.C.S. England and Ito We. Went throUgh a"bea ‘4 age last weekend, on our way to Visit the grandparents. 1.bu knew the sort of placef'per- LaPs 'pp, Year-round resIdents, aad *nee the weather warms, p, about 10,000 par hailed foreign - :s every, weekend and all .hrough July and August. It's net my cup of tea, but ssuch a resort has something. he,re's a carnival, excitement tor the teenager. And, for fano.iy groups and the middle-aged, it means getting away from the • ity; yet not having to cope with ' he wild( frightening silence of .he real count' y. ett- There's tile steve-hot, sticky as- phalt underfpot. There's the Coo l thrill of bare feet on smile kid's dropped popsicle. There's the Satisfying crunch underfoot of a balf-eaten bag of potato chips. • Sun and sand and sky at thes places are magnificent'. So are ..ome of the brOnzed, bikini-clid oddesses wriggling past the penny arcades andshooting gal- laries. ' 'But is isn't these things that rive the beach village tis atmos- phere. No, it's a compound of other things that make them iascinatimg. * * * • There are the wonderful smells: hamburgers frying; stale beer; gasoline fumes; fish; faul- y tanks. * * * There are the fresh • air sounds: eight thousand gulls ;?ghting over, garbage; the 'squeal of tires and vroomof ex- hausts as the py.9,1ks scatter kids Ike quail; 'the whine of power boats beheading swimmers. • And of course there are the sights. Hero the pen falters. ,Vords alone cannot convey the; ...mpress;on of that pink" bellied an 1- the purple sport ;flirt that lavish lady whose 'tacks 'Match exactly her orange hair.* Nor do the beach villages neglect the sense of touch,' I'm not knocking these places. They have their own charm., like zoos. At any rate, there We were, heading for this beach village, which lies across our route' to Granny's. And sudden. ly they started to batter -past us, in pairs, in threes, in gaggles of five or six! the motoreycle gangs. '1 here were at least three different ones with such names as The Marauders across the e ; backs of black leather jackets. "Oops.' Locks like a rough weekend at- the 'beach," says I. My family was -enthralled, just watching them fly by, black jackets, cowboy bOOts, dark g lasses, * We slopped in the village to buy something. The invasion was on. They were everywhere • The storekeeie.r groaukd when I mcnticned -it, "I. sure -hope the don i start nothin." We got a c oser look. My wife was appal d. She'd never ,seen such a' collection of fe- males in her life. Greasy hair, dirty clothes and a built-in chip on the shoulder. 1 guess it's difficult to stay dainty on the b• ack of a motorbike, but they did look Tike a jam of tarts ,from a Glasgow slum. * * The nicn were equally inter- esting. You could_ tell therm from the girl necause they had- n't tawen- off their leather jack. ets to expose every inch of legal e flesh. w was fokeed to become a general practition er Before we became acquaint- ed and Libecei.ne an inmate of his home, he had lectured in atatomy at -the local university's sehoor a medicine. I never heard. 'the story but I suspect he had hoi•Al that his professional superiors would back him for some important ,surgical posi- tion on which he had set his heart. There was a hint of professk,nal jealousy, or it may have been Buggins' turn. Any- how they did not back him and the doctor never quite overcame his disappointment. relaxed; they were tense. They didn't walk; they swaggered. They didn't laugh; they sneered. Big, burly brutes, dirty, long- haired. 1 must admit they gave me a small, cold chill down the back. Nothing happened. We were- n't beaten up or insulted. We drove off, glad we 'Weren't stay- ing thee. Next day, I heard there'd been quite a rumble at that village. On Hie way home, over the same route, we were wondering whether they had left. •There didn't seem to be anyign of Them. Then we turned a corner. There was a big crewd in the middle of the road. A police- man waved us. by. On the pave- ment were two bodies, covered with blankets. But you could see the cowboy boots sticking out. A greasy -haired girl crouch- ed, stroking the face of one- of the young men lying there. 4. I don't know whether they -were dead. I don't -Think "-s-a, because nobody seemed hysteri- Aeal, arid the cops were palm. They were obviously into the t beer 'already, but, they weren't w having 'any fun. They weren't a ven indifferent. -* * It was rather like • watching he las' scene of a tragedy, hen you'd seen only Act I nd then had to leave, Recallifig our 'years together and comparing, the practice of the profession in those days with what has become, or mill $0012 :become, the nationalize - tion of a noble professton, cannot but decide that Karr's dicturn,. so typically .French, does not hold up when applied to the peactice of medicine..ever the years. But to return to our early association. Naturally, as one whq had sat at the feet of Joseph Lister at Edinburgh, you were not surprised at the per- vading smell of carbolic acid. Hand 'washing, constant, follow. ing each consultation, became a ritual part and parcel a the new code of antisepsis forever associated witn the name of Lister. Jn his consulting roam stood a xaahog,any cabinet; with the lifting of the lid a basin and taps were diselbsed. Here we would wash our hands even before going out for some crick- et practice at the nets. Medical practices were bou- ght and sold in those days, as the surest way of obtaining patients. but the doctor Could not affot-d -this, so he set up his brass plate or the Tailing of his residence and waited. Only two blocks to the north was "old doctor Kayser": well establish- ed but ageing •and I surmise that it was this which caused the doctor to choose his loca- tion. Charlie Broughton From my point of view, the doctor's most enchanting patient was harlie Broughton. He drove the horse bug from Gar ston to Aigburtif Vale and back, attended either by 'Stokes or Jimm- y, his guards, or fare cal, lectors and on occasion I rode with Charlie on the, box seat. When the box seat Wats full and I had to ride inside, staring at the Pears or Sunlight soap post- ers on the roof,' Stokes was equally obligmg, allowingme to give the two sharp pulli on his leather strap which connect- ed to a knocker under Charlie's seat anfl indicated that -he might gee up. When Charlie Was sick we drove4oUt to his wee home in'Garst,m, t� be reeeiveeby his wife - with whom no famil- iarities were ever bandied. You asked: "And how does Mister Brought on set. -m today?" Never Charlie! That was far too pie: beian for Mrs. Broughton's ear:, • When you can buy a Vauxhall Viva for less than $1800* any day of the year... n 1 • When Dr. .4aySer ontinued beyond his three score and ten, the doctor found he could no longer, afford to wait and so, 'after mud.' coming and going, he moved. He had been forced to borrow to buy a practice. in CalWyn Bay 'from Dr. Ed -wards' widow. Quite an upheaval it was and a great change of scene from °Aigburth cricket ground across from which the doctor had lived. It was there that A patient, M. Moss, offered a five nound note toany batsman wtho could -hit a ball over the high 4)4Y:4/on clock. I saw it done once when Gilbert Jessop captained Cambridge Univ.ersity against tianca:thire, can see Jessop still as he pranced down the pitch with his short handled bat and his wonderful eye, to meet the ball before it bounced. He made a century that day as you can see from Wisden's Year Book, and I know not how many sixes were included, for in his 40, the was the 'bowler's des- pair. AP my heroes like C. B. Fry, Toni Hayward, Ranjitsinghi, .0vhen Ranji had made his 50 a man ran out from the pavilion with a brandy arid soda to him) the Garnett lerothers, the Steels and even D. W. G. Grace him- self—all these were exchanged for a quiet lovely Welsh coun- tryside. • - Tynyffordd The new house,- named as above and meaning the house on. the road, was admirably suit- ed to a G, P. You "waited" jij the dining room, but what a business ' that was when a sur- feit of patients, prevented the table from being laid for dinner; the consulting room had -its ritis couch and scales'and the same green glass shaded reading lamp as you see in the famous pie. ture: "The Drctor." Down a long tiledpassage, past the kitchen door,„ was the dispensary. A sink, a fireplace and shOves of bottles with glass stoppers, eaci one labeled in gold on black: Aqua Menth Pip; T. Digitalis etc. Burroughs Wel- cOnie and Evans Sons Lescher & Webb, who supplied the bulk chemicals, became household names. There were scales for mea- suring powders, pestles and mortars and on two desks were the day book and the ledger respectively. In an intriguing little chest the labels for the medicine bottles c resided: "The mixture as before" or "Two tea- spoons at bedtime." In a draw partitioned off, were corks oi" sizes to fit four ounce, eight ounce and even 12 ounee'bittles, Acrd over all was the sweet scent of Aqua ,Menth. Pip. At thc back of the house was a coach nouse and a stable. and into this, one 'fine day,, walked "Meg," a iove:y chestnut mare, who vvoaid draw the doctor's red and black trap when he paid his morning calls. The arrival Lf Meg edged the surly Hannan to the family, but he was a very knowledgeable coach- man, whose wife Tan the Nation- al Telephone 4Company's ex- change. Mei:lector would carry a fold- ed slip of paper on which was written the patients to be visit- ed- and on his return, the short- hand on the slip was written out in full into the day book, Medicine -aye. macteoci itos together with the prescription sta,v heivabouts, two incidents stand out. The (first was when the doctor deeicled to remove an appendix.hiroself. 1 can see him still as he sat for some days before the operation, smoking his large meerschaum pipe, his feet up- on, a revolving stool with a dark red velvet cover, reading ,a huge, tome bound in dark green leather-. In gold letters 7,ou could read on the back. "rhe Vermiform Appen, dix." • In those days this operation was still novel or comparative- ly so, VVhalwas still more novel was for it to be‘'perform- ed by a G.P. and in the patient's .home a1 that. Young Dr. Cad - van Jones gave the anaesthetic and .1 recall his complete cap- itulation; his dog -like admir. ation at what he saw performed that day. The second episode covered a very ticklish operition for which 11.e doctor ealled4 in a Liverpool siiecialist. he arriv- ed by London and North West- ern Railway train to be met by e e up. c, ono° institute One of the doctor's l'In4ny charities, ^for he was paid by barely 50' pet cent of his pat- ients, was the-vare of the mem- bers of the Congo Institute, a seminary for training Congol- ese gentlemen for the Ministry in Africa , Run Ay Dr. Hughes; wild Once presented the doctor with a ,black ebony cane from $'Darkest Africa," the institute produced some amusing charac- ters. The doctor would remark how ineapabfe they -were of standing the slightest pain. Others be- came "sick" merely because the possess': n of a bottle of medi- cine raised them -in the eyes of their peers. 1 believe on some occasions the doctor just gave them a bottle of colored'vvater with, of course, an infusion of Aq'ua Meath. Pip. The bene ficial results were amazing. Even then you not, a good practical knowledge of psychol- ogy was essential to a doctor. Two Operations In bis comparatively short Meg and the trap. He saw the LUCKY FORE -DRIVING RANGE PEN Nicely and Weekends patient at once and oPerated the next day,again in the patient's home, fox there was only a cot- ta4e-hospital for accident eases. Just before lie went home the specialist said: "Had I not had swell faith izi Your diagnosis, I would never have agreed to operate. The results Showed that you were oright,',, Sevin aftej' that My intimacy • with the doctor was terminated. 0 0 * what happened to yesterday's doetOr? Oh merely that his widow found herself with $25,000 worth (If bad debts; The patients 'said: "The doctor is dead. I don't owe himany- ahing now." . qY'Iet week some details of th working of the British "Heaith Service" es it applies to interns.") W. J. Denomme FLOWER SHOP Phone 8132 324 - DAY • OR NIGHT Agent for 24thr. 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