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old-fashioned Chrismas with tb. logs
upon. the hearth,
late z10 U1d,1. with feastere, an' the room
=oar Ith. mirth
Ankh the stookin's ermined. Oa bu'stia', an' the
ineddera piledlth snow -
good. old-fashioned Ohrisauaa like we had so
long ago!
e.lbar that's a thing I'd like to see ag'in afore I
But Chris.'mas in the city tiro --:it's different,
oh my 1
With the ere wded hastleanutle of the :dully,
noisy street,
An' the scowl upon the faeoa a the strangers
that you meet.
Oh, there's buyin', plenty of it, of a lot o' gorge
ous toys ;
An' it takes a mint o' money to please modern
girls. an' boy.
Why, 1 mind the time a jack-knife au' a toffy-
lmnp for xne
Made nay little heart an' stookin' just checkful
of ehrisanas glee.
there's feastin . Think o' feedin' with these
stuoicam eity folk
hy, ye have to spank in whispers, an' ye
dar'sn't crack a joke.
remember how tho tables looked, all
crowded with your kin,
'Then you couldn't hear a. whistle blow across
the merry din
You soo Ian so old -fashioned -like I don't care
lunch for style,
An' to eat your Ohrisanas banquets hero 1
wouldn't go a mile:
I'd rather have, like Solomon, a good yarb-
dinner set,
With real old 'friend% than turtle soup with all
the nobs you'd get.
There's my next-door neighbor Gurley-fancY
how his brows 'ud lift
If I'd holler, "alerry Chris'iDas I Caught, old
fellow, Chrisaime gift 1
Lordy-Lord, I'd like to try itt Guesshe'd nearly
have a fit,
Hang this city stillness, auyways, I can't get
used to it.
Then your heart it kept a swain' till it nearly
bu'st your side,
An' by night your jaws were aohin' with your
smile four inches wide.
Are your enemy, the wo'st one, you'd just grab
his hand an' say,
"Mebbe both of us was wrong, John. Come,
let's shake. It's Chris'mas day!"
Mighty little Chrisanas spirit seems to dwell
'tween city walls.
Where each snowflake brings a soot -flake for a
brothel: E1,9 it falls:
Mighty little Chris'mas spirit! An' I'm pinin',
don't you know,
For a good old-fashioned Chrheraas like we had
So long ago.
-Alice Williams Brotherton in the Christnuzs
Century.
The Elder's Sermon.
Our elder told us yesterday we had not learned
to live,
'Until we learned how blessed:tie to pardon and
forgive;
The dear, sweet, precious words he spoke like
heavenly manna fell; ,.
The perfect peace they brought our hearts no
human words can tell.
"Love brings millennial peace," he said; and
though my lips were drunb,
/ still kept shouting in my soul, "Amen, and
let it come.'
" When men forgive all other men, the year of
jubilee
Will dawn upon the world," he said. "1 said,
" So let it be."
"So, love you neighbor as yourself," he then
began again,
And Silas Fitz, across the aisle, he shouted out,
"Amen !"
What right had he to yell "Amen," the low -
toned measly hound!
Who took my cow, my new milch cow, and
locked her in the pound !
The low-down raw-boned, homely crank, a
lunk-head and a lout,
Whose love and. grace and heart and soul have
all been rusted out -
To sit there in the sanctuary and holler out
" Amen 1"
If 1 could choke the rascal once he'd never
Shout again.
One day his dog cameby my house, I called the
brute aside,
GaTe him a chunk of meat to eat, and he
crawled off and died.
He just crawled off and died right then. Says,
, I. III let him soo,
Noleng-legged simpleton like him can get the
'best of me."
But,.
h, ,that sermon -I would love to hear it
preached again,
Ab ? at forgiveness, charity, and love of fellow
men.
should have felt as if I basked. in Heaven's
., especial smile,
If that blamed villain, Silas Fitz hadn't sat
neros4 the aisle.
• -Scum Walter Poss.
Poor ltabes at Christmas.
Come, Yiou whose heart with pleasure teems,
Who know not sorrow, know uot woe,
Whose 1' fe-such gifts the fates bestow -
Is filled wiiu pleasant twilight dreams;
And ou who, smiling and content,
Lok through the vista of the years,
Atl, see no cause for grief or tears,
But only joy and solacement;
1
Give heed td,those who have to climb
The rugged roads, who have to go
O'er thorny paths, and let them know
The magic of the Christmas time.
.And gathered in your homes secure,
Oh, mothers brave and. daughters dear,
Do what your hands can do to cheer
The babies of the worthy poor.
In lowly homes you'll find them; turn
To them the hand of charity,
And, lessening their misery,
The luxury of giving learn.
A Christmas tree. a doll, a ball,
A little thing will make them gay -
Then shower kisses on them. pray,
And bless them, bless them, one and all!
The Old Shoemaker.
A shoemaker sat in his little shop,
Hammering, pegging and stitching away,
So tired sometimes that he felt like to drop,
Hammering, pegging and stitching away.
And he said to himself it is time I was done
With working, my race it is nearly run,
And this making of shoes isn't very much fun,
Hammering, pegging anci stitching away.
Some people talk about being a slave,
Hanimexang, pegging and stitching away,
I guess I muat follow it down to my grave,
Jlammering, lugging and stitching away.
Oh, deary me, 1 am needing a lest,
.
But' suppose is all for tho best,
Although life to me hasn't been quite a jest,
Hammering, pegging and stitching away.
It makes my bones ache and. it makes me
shiver,
Hammering, pegging and stitching away,
But it's only for life, itasn't forever,
Hammering, pegging and stitehing away.
There's comfort) in that, there's a place where
111 be,
Tram sin and from sorrow and turmoil set free,
My life then will be but one long jubilee,
In the meantime I still must keep pegging
away.
A. H. WINGFIEDD.
The Bachelor's tnErfstmas.
Before the glowing fire I sit,
Within an easy chair,
/ feel of worry not a whit,
And say good-bye to care.
And many greetings I receive
From friends, and give them, too,
And many pleasant take I weave
Before a chosen few.
A book f Christmas tales I read,
And stings the bards have sung,
And dreaming pleasant dreams indeed,
I think once natire I'm young,
The tivrelling of the bachelor tact°
Is worthy of a rhyme;
it is not such a lonesome place -
The club at Christmaa time.
Wanted.
The girl who'll rise at 5 or 6,
The tire and coffee thus to fix ;
Who good and wholesome bread can make,
.And also light and dainty cake.
The girl vh&ll Mend a felloW'S sock,
And make betimes hr Sunday frocks ;
Ode tot afraid to brash and broom, •
And, if need be, Who'll scrub the room.
Who taiods tobecco not at all,
And never will doubt the lodge -night call
The girl whexi thinge are all amiss
Will meet the frown with tender kW,
P!
A BARITONE'S DEVOTION;
OR, A TALE OF SUNNY ITALY,
• CHAPTER, L
"THE IIAPPIEST MAN IN BAYLES."
"They came at a delioete plain called Ease,
whore they went with much eontent ; but that
plain wee but narrow, so they were quickly got
over It." -Pilgrims Progess.
"Presto ! off with the paper 1 let us soe
how they look 1" exclaimed a fresh, mellow
voice.
"Permit me, signor," interposed the
Neapolitan stationer who presided behind
the counter of a shop in the Toledo ; end
taking the little white packet from the
hands of the speaker, he slipped- the blade
of his penknife through the wrapper, drew
forth with a flourish one of the cards within,
and bowing and smiling, hoarded it to his
customer. "There; signor, accept it wibh
my sincere coneratulations."
The young man glanced eagerly at the
card, upon which was engraved in copper-
plate the name,
" Avvocato Carlo Poerio Donati."
Possibly they thought themselves practi-
cally alone in that foreign a,ssembly ;
certainly it did not occur to them that
there very Italian -looking neighbor under-
stood and spoke their language as well as
his own, for they were talking freely on
subjects which Englishmen are not wont to
speak of in public.
" But really now," urged the younger of
tlae two, with some warmth, •"you can'e
possibly maintain such a notion. Do you
think we are not improved, vastly improved,
in the last two hundred yeas% ?"
"'rho increase in civilization gives us a
better appearance I grant," sadithe elder,
"but I de not be;lieve the sum total of evil
is leasened."
• Carlo listened attentively, for thie dreary
doctrihe was opposed to his whole nature.
"Why, tent to history," exclaimed the
younger man, "see how indifferent people
were to suffering, and then look at our
nineteenth century with ite innumerable
eharition its missions, its hospital% its
guilds."
"True, lanite true," said the elder tam,
quietly; "5 'wave of philanthropy is passing
over as ; there is much telk-even, I admit
much good work, but men are not ITIOre
Willing to live the life of the Crueified."
The younger mat was silent. Ilftherto
he had been very ready with hie replies,
now ho foll into deep thought Carlo Donati,
It was to him the sign and symbol of
manhood, of freedom; it meant that he
turned his back upon examinations and
tutelage; it meant that he was at length
free to declare the love which for many
years had been the great guiding influence
of his life.
" Ah, Signor Pietro," he replied, turning
to the friendly old shopkeeper with a smile
which illumined his whole face. "I am the
happiest man in Naples to -day 1 Come,
Enrico, you are not half enough excited !"
and turning to his friend, who stood beside
him watching the scene with good-humored.
indifference, he caught a similar little
packet from his hand, and tearing it open,
produced a card bearing the name
" Avvocato Enrico Ritter."
Enrico was of German parentage, but the
Ritters had lived for half it century in
Naples and were naturalized ; nevertheless,
spite of his Italian education Enrico re-
mained German to the bachbone, and
presented in every way a most curious
contrast to his friend and companion.
"Why, devil take the cards 1 they're not
so much to me as to you," heexclaimed with
a laugh. "Signor Pietro does not expect to
see me wild with excitement over a trumpery
piece of pasteboard."
"Most matter-of-fact, Enrico 1 Where is
your imagination ? " cried Carlo, laughing.
"Gan the magic word Avvocato call up to
your German brain no visions of the
future "
"Visions 1" grumbled Enrico, with
assumed despondency; "ay, visions of hot
courts, long cases, rusty gowns and scant
fees."
Both Carlo and the stationer laughed
heartily at the dolorous face of the speaker.
Well, Signor Pietro, it was ever the
same story, was it not? He is prosaic now
as when we came to you years ago for
note -books and pens on our way from the
Ginnasio. But come, it is getting late ;
• I must be off, Enrico. Good -day to you,
• Signor Pietro, and many thanks for your
congratulations."
The two friends left the shop and walked
through the busy, crowded streets to the
Piazz del Plebiscite. More than one passer-
by turned to glance at Clarlo's beautiful
face ; for, truth to tell, good are the excep-
tion, not the rule, in Naples, and among
the swarthy or sallow Neapolitian.s his rich,
ruddy -brown coloring could not failto win
notice. The face was singularly attractive,
not only from the beauty of its well -cut
featurds, but from the unaffected modesty
of the expression and the sweetness of the
dark liquid eyes. He looked what he had
termed himself -the happiest man in
Naples. If in appearance he lacked any-
thing it was height • but we cannot all be
heroes of six feet, and Carlo, though small
and slight, was so well proportioned, so
lithe and active, so imbued with the grace
common to most Italians, that it was
impossible to wish for any change in him.
He might that day stood a true impersona-
tion of Optimism, while Enrico Ritter, on
the other hand, might well have posed as
the ideal Pessimist.
Enrico was of the Germans, German;
there was no mistaking that fair, straight
hair and mustache, that light coloring and
broad face those small, light -gray eyes,
honest, hard, yet With good humor in their
expression which contradicted the cynical
mouth. What had first drawn two such
curiously contrasted men together it was
impossible to say ; scientists might have
argued that it was the very fact that they
were polar opposites. But whatever the
cause of their friendship, friends they were
in the best sense of the word, and their
friendship had stood the wear and tear of
ten years.
By this time they had reached the Piazza ;
the afternoon ,sun was shining on the real
walls of the Palazzo Reale, lighting up the
hem y arcades of the San Carlo, glorifying
the dome and stately front of the churcla of
S. Frances° di Paolo. It seemed a strange
medley of ancient and modern, haunted by
memories of King Bomba's cruelties -
haunted by visions of Garibaldi and Carlo
Poerio, while hither and thither plied the
busy tranncars,. and amid a gay throng of
people dressed 1EL the latest Parisan fashion
there filed slowly past a procession of
white -robed monks.
"Ten minutes to spare before my horse is
ready," said Carlo, looking at his watch;
"let us have some coffee ; " end so saying,
he led the way into the nearest restaurant.
Enrico panaed to buy an evening paper,
then followed his friend.
The place was crowded, and there arose a
confused babel of voices, a mingling of
French, English, and Italian. Carlo had
seated himself at one of the small marble
tables, and, since Enrico seemed more
inclined to read his paper than to talk, was
fain to listen to the discussion going on
between two English tourists close by.
too, we struck by those leat words. They
broke in very painfully upon hit repturoua
happiness, his joyful anticipations. He had
been spared most of the usual doubts end
fears of a lover; he was practically risme of
Francesca Britton's love, and, already he had
received her father's permission to propose
to her, Captain Britton having only stipu-
lated tlaat lie should wait till his education
was finished.
Now his time of probation wa,swover ;
within a few days, nay, perhaps within a
few hours Francesca might be his own.
Could he bear on that day, Of all others, to
dream of the possibility of a cloud arising?
• His sky was so clear, his life had been so
happy and successful, the very thought of
gathering darkness on the horizon was tor-
ture to hurt "Let my happiness last ! Oh,
let it last 1" was his inward cry, ancl,a,s if
in answer, there floated back to -'him the
stranger's words, and he knew that they
were true: Men are not more willing to
live the life of the Crucified."
Involuntarily he turned to glance at the
man who had disturbed his peace, e,nd saw
a strong, intellectual face, which, metwith-
standing traces of deep thought and hard
conflict, bore it calm and tranquil expression.
Bat the conversation had been checked by
those gra.ve words. The stranger called the
waiter, paid for his coffee, troika' his
" Baedeker " under his arm, and roe to go.
Carlo followed him with his eye,/ as he
left; the restaurant ; he felt strongly that
curious conviction which comes to some
people when a stranger has unconViously
influenced them -that in this world, or some
other, they will infallibly meet again,,,
So engrossed had he been with the two
Englishmen and their talk that he avasnot
heeded his friend. He had not seeti the
start of surprise and dismay with which
Enrico had noted a paragraph in thePicco/o.
What was there in those brief lines which
filled him with apprehension? Why did he
glance with such anxiety and regret at
Carlo, and then once again read that un-
welcome paragraph?-
" We understand that the season will be
commenced at Whitsuntide at the Teatro
Mereadante, with the operatic company of
Signor Merlin°. Madame Merlin°, whose
singing has created a very fieverabla inn
pressiou in America, will be the prima
donna."
All the andifference had vanished now
from Enrico's face. A dreadful annoyance
awaited his friend, and that it should reach
him to -day of all days seemed to him in-
tolerable. He would, at any rate, do his
best to give him a respite ; Carlo should at
least propose to Miss Britton, and enjoy if
it were even but a few hours of-nonalloyed
happiness. Seizing his opportunity, when
his companion turned to watch the English-
men as they left the restaurant, Enriad tore
off the corner containing the unwelcome
news, and was about to thrust it into his
pocket when Carlo checked him with a
question:
"What is it? About our examina-
tions ? "
" No " said Enrico, composedly • "1
saw nothing about them. I only wanted a,
scrap of paper to wrap up these confounded
cards; thanks to your eagerness to see
them, they're all loose in my pocket."
s So saying, he deliberately wrapped the
cards in the paper containing the bad news,
and pushed the rest of the Piccolo towards
his friend. "Take it home with you if you
like, I have done with it."
"And I,' said Carol, leughing, "hope to
have little time for it." He took it never-
theless'stowed it away in his pocket, and
got up to go.
"111 walk with you as far as the stable,"
said Enrico. ",Now follow my 'co and
ride home calmly. If yo a t vas
state of fever you will not be or' your
interview with that stately old Englishman,
upon whom you have to make a good im-
pression as future sort -in-law."
"Stuff and nonsense 1" said. Carlo, laugh-
ing gayly. "Make an impression, indeed!
Do you forget that we have been next door
neighbors this age, and that he knows me
as well as you do?'
"An impossibility," said Enrico, smiling,
"for with me I have taught you, as we say
in Germany, to be as you are to yourself.
Now with that old English captain you
walk as though treading on eggs, you are
courteous and deferential ; you never forget
that you hope to be his son-in-law, and
you'll never quarrel with him -at any rate,
not until the hope has become a tame
r e iteye"
The
dry,
sardonic tone in which this had
been spoken turned Carlo's indignant pro-
test to laughter.
"The only topic on which we are likely
to quarrel is politics; and as he knows
nettling of Italian affairs, one needs now
and then adroitly to turn the conversation.
But don't make me speak against Captain
Britton to -day, amico mio."
"Ah, poor fellow 1" said Enrico, pity-
ingly • I knew he would prove the
crumpled rose -leaf to destroy your perfect
bliss. There is always a fatheran-law, or a
mother-in-law, or a cantankerous relative,
who kicks up a row about the settlements.
Don't you expect the course of your true
love to run smooth -that's against nature."
As he spoke he glanced rather anxiously
at a large boarding which they were ap-
proaching, rapidly ninth% his eye over the
theatrical posters, but, much to his relief,
the Mercadante bills were not yet out.
"You are as depressing as a funeral 1"
said Carlo, much tickled by the notion that
the substantial Englishman was s, crumpled
rose leaf; "and, indeed, if I have no worse
crook in my lot than Captain Britton, I
shall fare well. No one could have been
more courteous and helpful to my mother
all these years; no one could have been
more genial and hospitable to me. Of course
we all have our faults."
"Too true 1" said Enrico, mockingly.
"The Englishman loves a lorde and has an
eye to the main chance, and knows that you
are heir to a certain rich uncle, and that
unless the money is secured and tied up in
the orthodox English fashion, it will all be
flung away upon 'Young Italy,: or some
hare -brained scheme for educating organ: -
grinders."
"If it were not in the public street I
would punish you well !" cried Carlo.
"There never was such a fellow for imput-
ing,low motives to all the world."
Well, well, rail at me as you like,"
said Maxima indifferently; "but as yet I
have never found myself at fault in assum-
ing that egoism rules the universe. Ah,
your horse is waiting for you, I tee, and the
hostler tries to look hot and tired to cajole
a large coin from you. A rivederci I But
I advise yoa to avoid Naples for the next
few daysi; but don't come to me for sym-
pathy n your rapture, for I've not the
smallest deube that love is egoista, and
Marriage is egoism, and—"
"You are incorrigible I" said Carlo, as
he Mounted the beautiful Arab which was
waiting for him. not wait to hear
you out." And,with a wave of the hand,
he rode off, looking back laughingly at the
interrupted egoist, who, with a shrug of the
shoulder% turned away.
And yet it was something quite other
than egoism Which brought a grave leek to
Enrico's face as he Walked home through
the minty streets. Suddenly perceiving an
upright alert -looking old man on the
opposite side of the way, he crossed the
road and ineetened'after hint
Pardon me, Signor Piale 1" he ex -
gleamed, but inay I ask you a question?
You are probably acquainted with all that
is going on in the nausioal world. Is this
true that I see to -day in the Piccolo ? Is
Merlino's company really ooming to the
Mercadante 1'
" Diavolo I it is true enough, more's the
pity," replied the old man; but I have not
said a word of it to my pupil. Carlo is
over -sensitive ; he felt that affair too
mucla ; only of late has he seemed to have
forgotten it somewhat. He is One whose
life should have been exempt from shadows."
"1 should have thought common decency
would have kept Merlin() away from Na-
ples," said Enrico, hotly.
"ferlina does not care a fig for common
decency," said the old musician. "110 is
no credit to our profession, Probably he
knows well enough that the Merlino-Donati
scandal is just fresh enough in men's minds
o make his operas draw well.
"Let us, at least, do our best to keep
back the ill news as long as possible," said
Enrico ; "it will be a frightful annoyance
to Carlo just now, ad I do believe it will
be the death of his mother."
"Tis always the innocent who suffer for
the guilty,' said the old sineing. master,
giving a fierce rub to his parchment -like
cheek. "If ever there was one who de-
served to be free from care, why it is Casio;
there are but few nowadays who could show
so blameless a life."
You speak very truly," said Enrico.
"Lob us hope his blameless life will weigh
with worthy Captain Britton, and prove
heavier than the family skeleton."
(To be continued.)
There have appeared from time to time
in, our issue during the past year accounts
of remarkable cures in various parts of the
Dominion. In each case the circumstances
connected therewith had been investigated
by well-known newspapers, and there could
be no doubt as to the entire reliability of
the accounts given. Perhaps the case that
attracted most attention was that of Mr.
John Marshall, of Hamilton. This was not,
perhaps, because his case was any more re-
markable than some others, but because
it was attended by some other peculiar
circumstances that served to empha-
size it in the ininds of the public, as
for instance the fact that he had been
pronounced absolutely incurable by half
a score of clever physicians, and was
actually paid the $1,000 disability claim
allowed by the Royal Templars of Temper-
ance. Elsewhere in the issue is given the
particulars of a cure in Cape Breton, which
is quite as remarkable as that of Mr. Mar-
shall. The particulars of the case are taken
from the Halifax Herald, but they are also
vouched for by Mr. Richardson, the editor
and proprietor of the Island Reporter,
Sidney, C. B., who says that not in a single
particular is the story overdrawn. We
fancy we hear some reader say, "Oh,
pshaw 1 this doesn't interest me." But it
does. The story as told elsewhere is worth
reading, and we will guarantee before you
are through with it you will be thoroughly
interested.
A Girl at the Keys.
The train -dispatchers of the United
States have a nationaassociation which
has recently been greatly interested in two
lady dispatchers. These are Miss Etta E.
Spencer, chief train -dispatcher of the Provi-
dence end of the Providence divi-
sion of the New York & New
England Railroad. The other is Miss Lizzie
Thayer, of the New London Northern rail-
road, who was at one time under Miss
Spencer's direction in the telegraph office at
Plainfield Junction and learned the business
fgom her. These two young women are the
only dispatchers of their sex in the world.
Miss Spencer hails from Phenix, ten miles
from Providence. The Providence division
of the New York and New England railroad
is fifty-eight miles long. The road carries
a single track and runs from Providence
through Coventry, Sterling, Baltic and
other towns to Willimantic. Many through
trains travel over its tracks besides the
local trains, and, from the train-despatcher's
standpoint, the division, with its single
track, is regarded as one of the most diffi-
cult to manage on the road. Miss Spencer
was an expert telegrapher in the employ of
the road before she assumed charge of the
despatching of the trains. For a while, in
1881, she was an assistant in the despatch-
ing department. In 1882 the regular des-
patcher lost his place. Pending the engage-
ment of another despatcher, Superintendent
Palmer placed Mis Spencer in charge. Her
success was such that he did not find it
necessary to replace her. In a short time
she received the regular appointment of
train -despatcher for the division, She has
kept the place ever since.
Mrs. John McLean writes, from Barrie
Island, Ont., March 4, 1889, as follows : "I
have been a great sufferer from neuralgia
for the last nine years, but, being advised
to try St. Jacobs Oil, can now heartily
endorse it as being a most excellent remedy
for this complaint, as I have been greatly
benefited by its use."
Helps 14 the Way.
Borax and sugar will disperse ants and
other insects.
Sprinkle dry salt among your furs under
and on your carpets, as a preventive of
moths.
Remove iron rust by application of salt
and lemon juice.
Dip spots of mildew in buttermilk and
place in the sunshine.
Fruit stains on white cloth will scald out
or freeze out.
Cut your new bread with a hot knife.
Do not fill the room with smoke from the
griddle'but "grease" it by rubbing with
half a turnip.
17se half earaw potato instead of cork to
apply bristtIf brick to steel knives. -Lades
Home Journal.
A Royal Dressmaker.
The Princess Christian, whose daughter,
the Princess Louise, was married last July,
designed the brocade which formed the
gown she wore at the wedding, says the
Ladies' Home journal. • It showed the rose
of England, the shamrock of Ireland and
the thistle of Scotland, embossed upon it,
and wen woven on English looms. She
also designed and presented to her daughter
a very lovely brocade which shows clusters
of lilies tied with blue ribbons on a pale
creamy ground. Certainly when one real-
izes that Princess Christian is an admirable
mother and wife, that she fulfils her duties
at home and in society, and yet finds time
for other work, it is suggestive that it would
not be a bad thing if sortie women who do
not wear titles would imitate her example.
Tun Bristol (England) miners have passed
a, resolution censuring their Town Connell
for conferring the freedom of the city on the
Duke of Edinburgh. • The resolutions say
that the miners couldn't see what H. R. H.
of Edinburgh had "done to earn Such an
honor, except beitg a Inamber of an erne -
mental family of idlers and peepers." The
miners forget that the Duke is en admiral of
the fleet, an expert violinist and son-in-law
of the Ozer of all the Russia%
Woman's came it maltiag progress in
Bosnia, and 1Viohtetegro, wheee the Govern -
silent intends to employ 'Women physioiane
in the hospitale hereafter.
TEA TABLE GOSSIP,
A onunotax MOW= •
A churchly scheme has come to light
Which nankin; lii world.Zy stare;
'Phe deacon s all have just woke un,
And. curia no people there.
They see the opera draws well,
The theatre pays too,
And, talking with the managers,
They've fond just what to do.
Now, if they have a surplieed choir
Or preaener unit they prize,
They re going to boom those drawing cards
.And roundly advertise.
So, after this, those wicked sheets,
Thp godless Sunday papers,
livglving space to reverend ads.
'Will burn QS votive tapers.
-A Welshman has written it poem to his
cow.
-There is not a native-born white grand-
mother in all Colorado.
- A bee does not weigh the one-hun-
dredth part of an ounce.
-Darwin says an acre of pasture land
contabas 26,000 worms.
-Naturally enough e person who has
beer' ejected from a place of public meeting
feele put out.
- When a man discovers his neighbors
devoid of virtues never possessed by himself
he is shocked.
-Her mother -I. saw him kiss you. I
am terribly shocked. 1 .dicl not suppose he
would dare to do such a thing. Herself -
Nor I. In fabt I bet him he didn't dare.
-" It wouldn't do for Bronson to love
his neighbor as himself." " Why not 1"
"He would bow down to him and worship
him -which would be contrary to the Com-
mandments."
.-" Is this a fast train ? " asked the
travelling man of the conductor. "01
course it is." was the reply. "1 thought
so. Would you mind my getting out to see
what it is fast to."
-s-Lawyers still predominate in the U. S.
Congress, as probably they always will.
There are 212 members of the present • ses-
sion who have at one time or another pra,c.
ticed law, while 65 are farmers.
-An excellent idea has been recently put
into practice by a drug firm in Birmingham.
On every bottle or package of poison sold
by the firm a label is pasted on which are
printed directions aa to the antidote.
-Mr. Cheapleigh-I understand Miss
Anxious has married an amateur photo-
grapher and that they have gone to house-
keeping. How are they getting along?
Mr. K_nowitall-I understand that they
have not developed a single plate.
Brick Pavement at Bucyrus.
In a paper by Mr. E. B. Shifley, pub-
lished in the Traneactions of the Ohio
Society of Surveyors and Civil Engineers,"
is a description of the brick Pavement at
Bucyrus, 0., from which the following notes
are taken.
The street is first excavated to the exact
shape of the crown of the finished surface,
or, in embankment, the fill is made with
10 -inch layers of earth, each rolled after
being placed in position by it steam roller.
Curbing is then set and backed with 6
inches of sand. Mr. Shifley states that it
should not he less than 20 inches deep,
or it will fall into the street during con-
struction. A thoroughly rolled layer of
crushed unscreened sand or gravel is then
put down to a depth of 6 inches when fin-
ished, and covered with 2 inches of fine
washed sand, on which the brick are laid.
These bricks, about 8x4x4, inches in size,
are laid at right angles to the axis of the
street, except at intersections, where they
are given an angle of 45 degrees. After the
brick is laid, fine dried sand is thrown over
the surface and broomed in, after which a 6
or 8 -ton roller is passed over the surface a
few times. When the rolling is finished,
Mr. Shifley considers it is sometimes well to
flood down the sand, especially if it was wet
when rolled, as it does not settle well in
that state. The joints are then to be flushed
with tar, heated to about 300 degrees. As
it is poured out, it is brushed into the joints
with brooms made of steel wire splints.
Sand is then scattered over the surface.
Makes Flesh and Blood.
When the system is all run down and
there seems to be no hope of obtaining
nourishment for the body by the ordinary
process of food supply and digestion, when
the body is sinking fast, then is the time to
use Miller's Emulsion of pure Norwegian
Cod Liver Oil. It always -Works wonders,
because it is a flesh and. blood maker, and
contains all the constituents for nourish-
ment found in 'wheat, in fact Miller's Emul-
sion is a perfect " staff of life" and has
saved and cured thousands. In big bottles
50c and $1 at all drug stores.
Another Fond Dope Dispelled.
"Your vote isa favor of granting us this
franchise," said the promoter of the scheme,
" would be worth to us—"
"Yes," broke in the listener, becoming
instantly attentive, "would be worth to
you.—
" More than a dozen speeches in its favor,
on account of the moral react it would
have." •
"Um -yes," rejoined the alderman froth
the 'Steenth ward, relapsing at once into his
former apathy. -Chicago Tribune.
Took It Kindly.
Materfamillias (11 p. m.) -What's the
matter; you look distressed.
Paterfamilias -I thought it about time to
give that young fellow in the parlor it vigor-
ous hint that it was near midnight, so I
walked right into the room and, giving both
him and our daughter a severe look, I
deliberately turned. out the gas.
"Mercy 1 Didn't he get &y ?"
No; he said, Thank you'"
A. Matter of Breathless Interest.
St. Paul Pioneer Press: That was a smart
man who invented odorless whiskey. By
the way, could he be induced to direct hie
justly -celebrated ability toward the Ameri-
can onion?
All nervous disorders, all diseases peculiar
to women, such as bearing down pains, sup-
pressions of thd periods and weak nerves,
can be thoroughly cured by the use of Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills. Try them. '
Boom to Spare.
Buffalo .News: Hee-I don't see what peo-
ple keep diaries for, I can keep all my
affairs in my head.
She--Thatar a good way, too; but not
everyone has the room.
Why Should Ile?
New York Herald,: "The wages of sin
ie death," but no sinner goo on a strike to
have his wages advanced.
About the most miserable man in the
world is the one who is expected to
laugh at the joke of a story he has heard
before
The ancient Greeks, it will be remem-
bered, bravely held the pats Of Ther-
mopylre. But Thentopyhe wasn't a rail-
road.
There are now 50 "tank ' ateamers ply.
ing betWeen that country and Europe, tarry -
bag oil in bulk. They carry about 5,000,000
barrels of oil annually.
PATO TO KNOW IT."
Rev. IL W. la Joneaepaster of the First
Preebyterien Church of Bayonne, is not one
of the ekes of preachers who kick whenever
a termites dollar is spent for anything be-
sides ministers' salary mad foreign miesiona
He preaches to his flock the gospel of life
insurance, and toile them thet religion as
useful for this world as well as the next -
It eeerns to me, said Mr. Jones in a recent
sermon, to be the privilege and duty of
every man who has others dependent upon
him, and who may net bo able to provide
for them in any other way, to insure hie
life. When it shall be done, if he has been
wise enough to have ascertained with
reasonable certainty that the business
association to which he hats committed this
important trust is a safe aud reliable one, he
will not have to wait until death is near to
know that "it pays " to be insured. Frora
my point of view, it begins to pay
immediately, and it continues to pay
each day of his life • not in gold and silver
:perhaps, but in that which ought to be in-
finitely more precious to every husband and
,father -the assurance that if he should sud-
denly be called away from those so dear to
him they would not be left entirely to the
cold charities of a hard and unsympathetic
world. His thought, as he leaves his home
each morning to engage in the duties of the
busy world, that he has done what he could
to protect his loved ones, ought to clear his
• brain, give buoyancy to his step, and cheer
to a weary life. Such a man, too, is an
honorable men. -he is keeping the promise
he made et the marriage altar, even though
it may involve much self-denial. The satis-
faction attendant on doing one's duty
always pays. • The life insurance busi-
ness, like religion, pays too, in the daily
tuition in principles of economy, not for
selfish aggrandizement, but for the goo
of others. The income of the great
majority of men does not leave muehof a
margin for mere indulgence in luxurious
tastes or habits; and the probability is,
that if the incentive of the surely coming
yearly premium were not felt, this margin,
narrow as it might be, would be wasted,
or worse, spent in such a manner as might
form or strengthen habits destructive of
both personal and family happiness. Life
insurance pays daily, too, in a strictly
personal sense. It is the duty of the
examining physician, in the interests of the
company he represenee, to discover any
actual or probable cause of disease in
the person who proposes to be insured.
To this end he examines you, that is, he
measures you and weighs you and thumpa
you and presses you, and asks all kinds of
questions, possible and impossible, for you
to answer as far as the third generation '
back is concerned. To the man undergoing
this examination much of it seems almost.
foolish, and yet after it is over and you are
told "you will do," you feel all the more
comfortable because the examination has
been a rigid one. It is a grand fact for a
man to be assured of, that he is sound in
body and mind. It pays to know it -it
helps him in a hundred ways that only those
who possess the experience know anything
about.
What Becomes of the Children.?
Northern Christian, Advocate: Go into
any church and look over the congregation,
and the painful fact will be obvious that but
a smell proportion of the children, even of
church members, are there. In churchee.
where there are from two to four hundred inc
Sunday school, often not more than fifty of
them will be found in the public service aa
and it must be expected that those who are
in the Sunday school only will, as they
come to years, in many instances cease to
attend even its services and will then drifta
away from the church entirely. gocietyie
full of such who are drifting farther and(
farther from the influences which are calcu-
lated to bring them to Christ.
It Was it Lie.
New York Press: "Von don't call on
Miss Rex auy more, I understand, Cholly r
"They say her father kicked you dower
the steps and threw your hat after you."
"11 is a lie -a foul lie. He didn't throw
my hat after me. I had my hat in my
hand."
A Caution.
Buffialo .News Leap year is drawing nigh.
Young men without bank accounts must
study the art of parrying a direct proposal.
The three-story brick dwelling of A. la.
Pritchard, Pittsburg, Pa., was blown to
atoms shortly before one o'clock on Friday
morning by an explosion of natural gas. Mr.
Pritchard, his wife and three children, is.
hired boy named David Bennett, and Bar-
bara Reich, a servant girl, were buried in
the ruins. When rescued they were Mk
found th be more or less seriously burned,.
but no one was fatally injured.
The little toy known a.s the "retuinballin
is said to have brought its inventor an
income of $50,000 a year.
If you want to convince & MOM say
something in his favor.
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