HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1965-12-09, Page 13THE 09DERICli SIGNAL -STAR, ThURS DE 9, 1965,
Dear Santa, . .
T am writing to. thank you for that
hag of candy you g.aye me the other day
wile I came down to the fire hall.
Perhaps you don't reinember me ,but
I was the little boy who-eame 99tjth in
the line-up %remember they had to thaw
'me oust when they got Inc into the blinding.
If you do not reMember me you,,,s,ifigh,,te
' be able to remember my Mum—she was,
the large lady with the small ha4
•ding, ---1 he chain—I was-oal-the-otaer- end
of it. The reason she kept,clipping my
'ear and then pretending to smile at the
Other ladies Was probably 'because she
likes smiling.
Really I hadn't been that' bad. Just
because I shouted "Fire'that tiine and
all those poor men rushed out to the truck
was only my way of beini.); friendly.
If I hurt you when I kicked You my
- Dad says I have to 'say soriY. There was
also no reason why I'brought my knee up
in z'our face when you bent down.
SO1110 kids told me the other ,day that
you weren't real. know that wasn't ,t rue
because you kept spitting those , hits of
beard out of. your mouth when they helped
you up ofr the floor.
If you had any difficulty washing S,our
hands 'after patting me on the head I
I - • th t I for ot to warn you.
can on y say a
From a small child—that was last )veek—
I never believed.that a little dab would
do you.
.0111y hair oil may have smelt kind of
funny as well because I have invented
my own which includes a secret ingredient.
This, arid I ask, you to keep it a secret, is
skunk grease.
I have only one eomplaigt about "Sat-
.
urday and jJ at was I only got 74 nuts
ili laV bagJ know Jimmy Brown got 75
because I counted them out aTterwart
on our bathroom floor.
I did kind of even things off though
beeause I trod on some of his candy. He ,
didn't feel too bad because lc ate it 'any-
. .
way.
When you come to our house on
diristmas Eve I would be very pleased if
ynu could slip a feW live rounds into niy
007 kit. 1 keep saying. what good is it to
have a licence .10•.kill if voii eaiit do
anything. about it.
Also if von can rem -ember my birth-
day next October 1 vi11 110 most obliged
—I will be 27. ,
,Ilere's wishing. • you
and keep up.the good Nvork.
Yours,
FRED FIINTSTONE.
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