HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1964-06-25, Page 16I WISH YOU SAFETY crowd. You went on your boli-
As 'I drove the long tired days to' get awayfrom
, Yg people;
road home Sunday' night, I be- remember? Pick out a nice
gan to realize why ,so any lonely spot and dive in.
fellows . of my age are cracking _o * :r
UP' " It's old fashioned, but .best
way to teach kids • tp ,.swim is
The old lady was sittingthere,to throw them off a dock. It
,
a;N #,allying as-though.-.word-ration ean- be-efttbarras.zng if You
ing was' going into, effect at can't 'swim yourself, and they
;qf-.--mylnight.:-,.The^-radio-alternate fuse to flisat:•'""•
betvieen shots of sortie group : �.
n.Aasier=and nausiouser than ;the.
About fir.,x.Jalver •scaai#er
Beatles, co bf my daug_ _ ........
.mat ' pn..�►.oui• �oafire, .,.,
, teal and the sm_�,ug.*•annaunoe- when ydu leave. Maybe` the
merits of the disc • jockey, • who next fellow doesn't ' have a
broke_in every few, minutes to match to start his own. This is
1 .-. jell.'gs...with'..triumph of another known as commo ..,.co ittesy.M; e
—fatality -on roads or water....,,Rc;`,,,,aaus�,', it4s_ so commem:04°�"""" ",' TA
After 17 years, I've' given up You have to use a little corn -
,'ng to do ny�thm about my:
, on=sari*e to-getyour barb.e,
tryia
ref 's a k t" :las �A tes� 13' eh F oal 'going,' too. We've
years, I've abandoned all hope tried a couple of those com-
of improving my daughter's mercial fluids, :but there's not
,taste or temperament. • enough action. What I do now
But byeoi-gr"; 1 stir have is -give, the. charcoal a good
sloshing with lawnmower
...gas._ •hiy fellow man. Then everybody hits .the:deek:
. W l'itand away- back and hurl
Once a year, whether I like.
1i'ghted matches at the thing.
ittor not, I publish some sa. et r. t- nnay==..ret-be- •tlietatus-way
Mints on hunting, driving, try- to do it, but it sure as hell
ing ,,,to get along with yeomen, gmm,te,re, �da.�,_,._,-,_
• or a similar perilous undertak- :F: . r
ing, strictly in the public in- Well, that,' about it. .lusf
terest. follow these safety hinlfs, and
you• will never have arty more
worries about summer. Or
anything else.
Fon, example. When canoeing,
never";,jineel in the bottom of
the thing: It's too hard on the
knees. Use s long-handied.-
paddle, and paddle standing up.
That way, you can jump if she
rolls over. If you're merely a
passenger, stand in the bow,
so that you can -warn of rocks,
Foe -tort les; "dr-wat'e'tfal''.
r v
If you're boating with an at._
, "^ •v -°`-'f' ' ; f'iii` '�` a rar"3d -to:..
display a Iittle panache. Always
testi approach a dock straight on
and at top speed.- At . the last
t *; conceivable moment, cut your
+ � .motor and swing the-tiller'hard
over. ,• Some day you. might cut
fJ�
the tiller and swing -the motor;
but who wants to live forever?
Inti,, * * ,
Never take life jackets when
you go fishing. You're liable
to ' trip. over ane of them, and
fait overboard, while innocently
walking up to the .bow for ' a.
cold beer. if you insist on
.#aktngk -jifelackefsr file the LI, •
your• tackle'box: -"--Fishermen
are a drug .on the market, but
good tackle is expensive.
*: * *
Speaking of fishing, don't
look 'around before you wind
up to cast. It's, considered a•
slur on the agility . of your
-tompanions. It's up to 'the
-other guys in the 'boat to keep
• an eye on you. If they Want -to..
keep an eye, that is.
:k :k
Never swim where there's a
Staff ,Of
U. Of Waterloo
arres ai i" sc , .23, o K
henerf•.•son- of -Mr. and -Mrs.
C,�r���,����e��.,,1�'i;�.,I�4i�
aa`etir- street; has accepited`.
teaching position,on th.e faculty
of the University of Waterloo.
Kalbfleisch, whose father is
mathematics 'teacher. at Gode-
rich District )Collegiate Institute,
recently received his ma4ter'sl
degree in mathematics from the
University of Waterloo
He is currently working on
his doctorate, 'with special em-
phasis on statistics.
A graduate of. Orangeville.
schools, Kalbfleisch' is married
to the former Rebecca Jardin
of S'ummerside, Prince Edward
•'� a', .x4 - �� �:�a`Ili$�1Se,1�'�•�'e:.'
the parents of a- daughter, Jane,
three .'months. •
Jack Kalbfleisch,, 21, a bro-
ther of James, this year com-
pleted his second year of math -
physics at the University of
Waterloo.
An honor student, he . is a
graduate of Godcrich Distr1ct
Collegiate Institute. He will*be
employed this• summer as -a pro-.
grim irector At the Woodeden
Crrpd Children's camp near
London.
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