HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 1962-06-28, Page 144 The Godeile ; Sinal- tar, ¶tursdaY,, .Yule 28th) 1962
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yrs: E. A;CooperNew President
Of Free Methodist Church WMS
Mrs. R. Cornish, Bluewater
Beach,. was hostess for the Juno
meeting of the Free Methodist
W.M.S. on. Thursday evening.
There was an attendance of 29.
The program, under the dir-
ection of the president, Mrs. E.
A. Cooper; .continued to .follow
"""'the theme of the .year which
has been the study of missions
in. South America. '
L The hymn, "The Call of South
America" was sung by the lad-
ies and prayer offered by., Miss
R. Webb. Scripture was read
by Mrs.: `F'. 'Hawkins, followed
by a talk on "Spiritual Garden-
ing" by Mrs. C. Lori hurst,
which was an analogy on garden-
ing and the. Christian life. Miss
E. McMichael -climaxed the talk
by reading a poem 'entitled "A
Garden."'
Presentations were made to
Mrs. R. Cornish. in recognition
of her faithful services during
the year and to . Mrs, vT, Mc -
,Michael for having acquired the
most reading certificates for the
year.
Mrs. Cornish, convener of
.nominations, !Nought in the
slate of officers for the new
term.
Officers for the forthcoming
term are as follows: president,
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- Prayers for Sprayers
1 was about to ask you a
quite unnecessary question.: Had
you — were. yotl, in the habit
of spraying your roses, shrubs,
hollyhocks, phlox' columbine
etcetera, but then I saw your
face. I can recognize a 'spray•
ed face' 'a mile away. It dis-
plays that beaten look. Ano-
ther hopeless, dawn at Hill 60.
Frustration in excelsis. Muted
rage, barely battened down.
Baffled, benighted and bar-bulate.
In fact, a condition as explosive
as the sprayer itself after 50
or even 60 of the best (strokes
of the pump). It is my ambi-
tion, some Sunday morning
when the weather is fine to en-
counter one of the spray de.
signers of the `civilized' world
when 'I shall have• the greatest
'pleasure in deflating him.
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trariness ,pf the pump washer
asserts itself. Through it was
well oiled in November, it is
now as dry as the Sind desert
just before the monsoon. You
have experienced the easy ,up- mouth. Rush for the bottle of
t� sixty. Up the „stepladder.
Press button `B'. Zero. Blue
snawkes emerges and the lower
branches of ° the cherry become
seared. Back to the workshop.
Remove tubber hose. Disass-
emble brass pipe 'to nozzle.
Check hose under tap. Clear!
Probe „pipe to bottom of spray-
er with wire. ,Disinter. suppos-
ed needle valve but firld it is'
not a .needle valve but a plun-
ger with a rubber bubber on
top of it. Reassemble all- this
mess. Pump up to- sixty -plus.
Press button "B." Receive . sev-
ere spray of malathion in the
stroke and the much easier
down -stroke, knuckles bruised
on the lip of the container
and not a molecule of air pump-
ed in? It is now that the hid,•
eous cunning of the spray -mak-
er dawns on you. There is no
way short of the torch to gain
an intimate relationship with
the said washer, unless submer-
gence under the watchful eye
of the Harbour Master is un-
dertaken for' days, on end. En-
thusiasm, like the pressure has
evaporated but it has been
transferred to the bug, •which
Wakes and commences his fell
work ruining your shrub or
bush or tree. The day finally
dawns when the washer swells
again and pumping can be re-
sumed. Once more you are the
enhusiaai "' the- -pressure
ybit ,-generate ..fairly .bulges,.. the
container. You move out. into
the fresh air and mount --the
step -ladder the better to !corn -
wen has arriv,,ed to winkle him mand the . heights . of the cher-
out. The careful gardener puts ry. Press button `B'. Zero. Press
his sprayers away clean and again. •A backfire from the
dry in October. Then, in April gland of button In Back down
or May he may experience one the steps—back into the wood
of those rare rushes of blood shed. Relieve pressure. Neigh -
to the head. Energy miraculous- bours ask if you are breaking
ly returns. Interest is aroused. the sound barrier. Valiant at-
sociate stewardship secretary, He decides to spray the cherry tempt to simulate m'err'iment
Mrs. W. Reid; tidings secretary, and apple and prunis etc. What at this sally. Examine nozzle.
Mrs. M. Riordon; treasurer, Miss, more natural than • in assume Ahl 'Itust,(oil, whiskers. Rein .re
Af. Disher; prayer circle, Mrs. that all that is required is to same, blowing hard, winkling
E. Jones; prayer partners, Mrs. fill her up and press button with wire. Success? Screw down
C. Longhurst; J.M.S., Miss L. 'B'.But this is where the con- pump once, twice, thrice .
Jones; pianists, Mrs.- F. .Haw-
kins and Miss A. McG'raw;• aud-
itor Miss V. Clark.
T treasurer, Miss M., Dish
er, reported a total of $435.00
raised during the year.
The meeting concluded with
prayer offered by Mrs. J. Kreitz-
weizer, ' after which the hostess
served a delicious lunch con-
sisting of products from South
America.
Miss R. Cooper, Miss E. Jones
and. Miss D. Cornish dressed
in native eostuhae served' the
refreshments.
In the spring, actually long
before it, gardeners fondle
their -sprayers and bounce
them --upon,. heir_kr}ees,„ deter-
mined to get their shot in first
-while-- the bug- is still -dormant-
and theoretically helpless. Still
prope in the crutch of the tree
and long before the family
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INGHOUSE LANDRO
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malathion concentrate °to read
directions for an emergency.
Phone Civil Defence in the
County Hall dugout. Beat up
raw eggs and soap and gtlaff
a long draught. Rest for the
rest of the day. Enjoy careful-
ly graded solicitude of family
members. After an expensive
convalescence, return to the
garden to see if roses are past
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remember the ads. From just
one drop you can safely sip
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pend a road -roller and so defeat
gravity) the rubber bubber is
affixed as the Postmaster Gen-
eral says. Reassemble. Pump
up the pressure to sixty -plus.
Lug the.,, cumbersome sprayer
back';to the scene of action and,
using delay action fuse, again
actuate button "B" from the co-
ver of your fall -out shelter.
Success at last but , upfartunat-
ely it is now October. The roses
are waning. The pests are all
fattened up for their long win-
ter sleep, There is nothing to a 'mare fiendish device still.
do but clean the sprayer and Stick around and tri your me -
put it' away. Next. year the de.ichanieal aptitude.,
signers .will have ,brought, out.
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