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•y N. Bentley
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT
P.O. Box 478.
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GODERICH -- ONTARIO
KINGSBR1DGE
Kingsbridge, Oct. 3. ---The fun-
eral Cook place en Friday, Sep-
tember 23rd at St. Joseph's
Church.. Kingsbridge of Mrs.
Gilbert Frayne. Rev. Leo Den -
ringer C. H. offtezated at the
RequiemHigh Mass, Also pre-
sent: in the sanctuary. was Rev.
;.1 old ,»euro; er L SkB of Uwt
Sound. Interment took place i<n
•
all
- St. Joseph n1
Ceeter5
venle�r; -�Mr. -Dom; Seaforth;
women's service eenvener, IM`s.
Con. Baechler,•x-Goderich; pub-
:icity convener, Mr. Don South -
colt, Exeter.
1
A<' young American pr'int@r,time to win a contetrin which
John Wesley Hyatt, was the man I a billiard -ball manufacturer had
mostrj'esponsible for the birth, offered a prize of $110,000 for
of thv great plastics industry oil an ivory substitute. lie didn't
today. In the middle of the vin the prize but he dict' lay
- - 10th century he invented what iS the ground -work for the remark -
A classified ad in the Signal -1 now known as celluloid. He 'able development of synthetic
Star gets quick results. did it while working in his spare products.
}t 1rer >'ivi,re � 14ihth O'NLz :
R. W BELL
OPTOMETRIST
'F. T, ARMSTRONG
Consulting Optometrist
The Square JA 44661
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Albert .Shore,. Sr.
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT
OFFICE RESIDENCE
s8 HAMILTON ST. 39•VICTORIA ST.
GODERICH GODERICH
RHONE PHONE=
JA 4-9482 JA 4-788
os'eph• O'I<b'efe, Wilfred McCar-
:+hy, Edwin Meyers, Mark Dalton
Aid Joseph' Moerbeek. Those
attending were relatives- and
ON{ �, .:, oli e
Canadian males, in ieneral,
are agreed on one thing. They
nod judiciously when they hear
that delightful song from the
1111 w _h .�'A c"n-,• a1c�"4";r.:'t'�• ,�.,'�'dq b,t fc -:ci 5t'•
'neo-�.. N o 1111
friends from Detroit. \\''Lndsor,4musical My Fair Lady, ,which
London, St. Catharines, Toronto, rsks the question: "Wily (Ain't
Fore .t,. ,Henson, Elmira, Tees- F Woman be Like a Man?"
water, Bervie, Dublin, Kinkora,l They realize, reasonable chaps
Goderich and Lucknow•
Mr- and Mrs. A, Hartman and
Brian of Waterloo and. Mr. and
Mrs.' Ray Austin and . family
of Toronto, were recent' guests
of Mr. and Mrs. Clifton Austin.
Mr, and Mrs. Lawrence Aus-
tin, of Detroit, visited with Mr.
and Mrs. ,Cryil ,Austin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur O'Con-
nor, of Whitby, and Dr. and
j :firs. Dennis O'C onnor cf Stouf-
Co. Mlle visited relatives here.
A. M. Harper
Chartered Accountants
Office House
JA 4-7362 JA 4-7642
33 Ma 'Tilton St. Goderich
Mr. and Mrs. Mark Dalton
.pond family were recent vtsi•tors Canadian men never treat s7,
woman as auman a ng?"
that they are, what a pleasant,
placid world it would be if wo-
men could, by same miracle, b:
transformed into sensible, kind-
ly, decent, regular, jolly, good-
natured, easy-going people li�:.e
men.
Canadian females are just
as mutual on a gripe to which
my wife gave vent the other
evening, for perhaps the one
hundred and eleventh time.
"Why is it," she fumed, "that
William E. Andrews
Architect
Sarnia Goderich
Ki. 2-5361 JA 4-9652
38-42
AUTOMOTIVE
Blass -Steering -Body Re-
pairs -Lubrication, 'etc.
For Quality Service, see
DAVIDSON'S
No. 8 H'wy. Phone JA 4-7231
;Ti Waterloo. h b i
The very small Canadian Navy
of 1930 was built up so rapidly
that by the end of World War II,
'Canada -was the third biggest
F ea power in the world. in
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"\' uddaya mean?" I asked
in my courtly. Canadian 'male
fashion She told rne. It
seems that .Canadian men lack,
among other things, gallantry,
' terms of number of vessels. The ;god manners, and a good,
Ic,r;est ship in the R.C.N. is sound leer.
HMCS Magnificent, the 18,000- *. :
ten aircraft carrier. She has a , A woman, she says, goes to a
erew of 1000 and carries two party with her husband. She
squadrons „of planes. ,•.�- has a new dress,' a new 'hair -do,
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PHONE JA 4-8142
77 Montreal St., Goderich
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Co-operators Insurance'
A Complete Line of Casualty
And Life.- Insurance.__
f ienr taliur-S&r-
vice by Goderich Adjuster
of CIA. •
351 Huron Road
Phone JA 4-7411,
a},
1111...
IVAN'S
NURSERY
Top of Dunlop Hill
Phone JA 4-7171.
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reeks of "Treachery" or
"Pure Vice" or .something sim-
ilar for which she has shot $5.
Three minutes after she arrives,
she is sitting with a circle of
other' women,' babbling of bab-
ies and bathrooms, dryers and
rape, , I; .tmenare,'ovt• an;
THE JOLLFEE PHILOSOPHER
BY THE ANDREW DAiRY
THE Lt.EE''
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FROM 18-38 A GIRL NEEiIS\
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FRO MM 48 ON SHE NEEDg . ➢';
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,r ELGIN AVE. E.
Phone 'JA 4-S526.
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'GENERAL INSURANCE
AND REAL ESTATE.
Bank of Commerce Bldg.
Goderich. Phone JA 4-9662
'A. J. Alexander; ,'Res.
.IA 4-7836.
C. F. Chapman, Res.
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WINGHAM, ONTARIO
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you see whaf`• our quality
Dairy Products -do for your
growing family., '
Vancouver's Chinese Community honored
leaders of the Canadian ' Weekly Newspapers
Association during the group's 41st annual
convention, Tim Louie, president of Van-
couver Chinese Association of Commerce
(centre) led ceremonies conferring the rank
of "honorary mandarin of the first degree"
upon Werden Leavens of the Bolton, (Ont.)
Enterprise, incoming CWNA president, and
Leslie E. Barber of Chilliwaek (B.C.) Pro-
gress,retiring president of the 521 -mem-
ber association whose parents. came from
the Wingham area.
the kitchen, or huddled at the
other end of the living room,
haggling over politics and foot-
ball.
:I: * :Y IT •
The only communicatione-
tiween the sexes during the e1/4,e-
ning, -claims My .Old Woman,
occurs when. one cf the men
hollers across the abyss: "Hey,
Mab! What year did we get
mar red?" in an effort to prove
his point about which year Ott-
wa won the Grey Cup.
k :I• i•
,- • . o£ can
,1111 beitflnint
made between the . segregated'
groups, says My Girl, when the
hostess' serves the food. -Wea-I
ving among the flailing arms of
the men to pass the pickles, she
recieves ' less attention than a
waiter in a beverage room, she
avers. -
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4 :L ,
The way she sees it, the sexes
should mingle freely. The wo-
nien should stand about decor-
atively, looking slightly seduc-
tive. To them should come a
steady procession of men, who
indulge in fierce discussions of
art, politics and religion, in the
process bestowing on these mys-
terious and desirable creatures
look, or - whimsical, frustrated
lift of eyebrow.
*
wile, a dab at:perfume, a black •
negligee, or a soft look. • A• s NotiMrAHarper
a- suggestion that she's glad to 1
have him home. Not a hint•
•
that he might have had a few N•
Preis•d
IA era
things go wrong today at work.
Not -the slightest admission; •
that she ,..nigh%.-. be. a bit of •.are i Countynt
The Huron unit of the Can-
adian 'Cari;cer Society held its
annual meeting at Seaforth on
September 28. The guest speak-
er was Mr. Jack Brockie, o,
old bat. Not even 'one lousy
cold beer in the icebox, because
she split the last ogle with the
other female martyr from next
door, this afternoon.
4
Thirdly, . _I'..ol ervecih• that ewe T ronto.,.chairman, of: education
i --n•° m}"" r e -'snort, .fo"bp.,.for..,-, Onta2'ro • ,d,ivrsion He -
coinpared, even by the most spoke on the part to bplay-ed
wildly romantic woman, to the bl each person in educating his
princes and intellectuals, and fC i0Ws on the detection of
4 the .waiters of Europe. I'd like ii
cancer. 4
f them fix a kid's Mr. Brockie was the origin -
bike, put on the storm windows, ator of the' Santa Claus Parade
or stand calmly up to his bosom for the T. Eaton Co. in '1028.
in icy water fishing rainbow The r.cw' stress on education is
trout, for eight ,hours, without I towards physical,fitness and
getting a bite. We are, as I medical check-ups as a means
mentioned, • iron men compared of prevention, he said.
to t zipse ,hand -kissers, , Representatives - were present
from Wi.ngharn, Exeter, ' Sea -
forth, Goderich and 'Clinton
branches. -
Elected as the mew president
is Mrs. A. M. Harper, of Gode-
rich. Other officers elected are:
1st vice-president, Mrs. J. Chis-
Well sir, •fellows, you'll be
glad to know that I didn't just
sit ther,p and swallow all this
stuff without coming back with
when some pretty good ones of my
own. First of all, 1 pointed out
that this is a young couhtry. It's
only a couple of generations si-
nce the men did. all their drink-
ing out ' in ,the harness shed.
Already, they've got inside into
the kitchen, and they don't even
spit on the stove.
4: 4 1'
I also' suggested that Cana-
dian hien are hag-ridden. "All
they hear from their wives when
they corm home from work
is about how there's something
wrong with the washing mach-) turned in last Sunday.
rne, and that darn milkman only •
Overheard: `'My husband has
an excellent memory, with the
exception that now and then he
forgets he's married.".
The Hanging • Gardens of
Babylon,. pant of Netbuaha'dnez-
zar's magnificent palace, were
artifiCial terraces, luxuriantly
planted, supported on tiers of
arches. The water for these
gardens was' raised from the
river a height of 75 feet by an
ing. Not a trace of a feminineingenious pumping system.
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•- M. R. Jenkins, Manager .'
3M Ws 1111' .���yy,�r�y /Telephono JA rt' -7383
e OODERICH
Ben R. Chisholm
Dial JA' 4-7502
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Another thing. Tin'le after
time, i have tried to engage a -
Canadian woman its a contlnen-
tal-type conversation. "You're
looking particularly delicious
tonight my dear;" I purr.-"HHoo, ; '-6rotlerieh- -2nd -vicepre-
she giggles, "hone is doing far Ndent, Mrs.' IH: VOdtlen, Blyth;
too much homework for herage." 3rd• vice-president, Mr. Dewitt
Qr: "Well, you've certainly been
busy at the -punch bowl,' she
titters. Or: --"Oh,' this is just
an old thing 1 picked up in Eat-
on's," she blushes. -
4•
Trying to get a Canadian
woman into a sexy, scintillating
conversation ' is 'about as easy as
trying to convince a millionaire
that he can't take it with him.
But don't be discouraged, girls.
We're coming along fast. Ev-
ery so often, you'll see a couple
of us rise when you enter the.
room. But don't be annoyed
if we manage to do it without
looking at you, and without mis-
sing a single adjective in our
description of the golf game we
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rear of Lumby's store 'on
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Manufacturing -
Reinforced .Sidewalk Slabs'
left' two quarts, and the kids
have been awful today, Joe, and
ybi've got to do• something
abou-t them, . andthe ,church is
after me again for pies and I
don't see how you ,expect me
to keep this house p without
a cleaning woman and if you
think you're -going fishing on
Saturday .
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Not a sensible, kindly, human
expression in the entire outpour-
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Window Sills (Cement & marble)
Chimney Tops, efc.
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(After 6 p.m. -JA 4-9971)
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"I'm first... after all, this used to be OUR clothesline!"
Clotheslines make dandy skipping ropes.. And that's about all
that can be said in favour of clotheslines in this modern 'w torld
of electricity. -
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October 11th to 14th
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