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SWJWLPQOL BECOMES 'STRE[TS
TENDERS
Repair To Floor
Tenders will be received by
the under -signed until 5 p.m.,
AUGt?ST17;? 1959, for the re-
pairing of the floor in the
County Registry Office.
All details 'and specifications.
may be received fromthe un-
'der-signed.
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'der-►,igned
Yd it tender is to be ,sub-
mitted in a sealed envelope
clearly -marked.
John G. Berry,
Olerk-Treasurer„
County of Huron;
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Bearded ladies; games of skill, The cari continued , thaat
and a tunnel of love. These were eveningr Ott tunnel of love In
just some of the highlights of this the pool, in Whish you could be
year's • Penny Carnival held at
Judith Gooderham Playground, last
Friday.
Premptly at 2 p.m., the play-
grotrnd supervisors opened the,
gates . to hundreds of youngsters,
all armed with pennies. The park
itself was given ajestival air by
gay streamers, buhting, and color-
ed- lights.
One of the attractions was a
side-show complete with snake -
charmers, two midgets, a bearded
lady, an electrical man (for which -
an extension cord had to be found),
and other ,exciting features such as
the inevitable magician -cutting -a -
lady -i -half. All this could be seen
for the reasonable sum of two
cents.
Games of skill such as dart -
throwing, balloon -breaking, snuffing
out a candle with a water -gun, and
hitting the clown with a ping-pong
ball at ten paces, gave _the children
a chance to win prizes ranging
from keychains and pipe cleaner -
men to books and toys of all de-
scriptions. These too were cheap
at the price of one penny. ..
All this activity, of course, can
make busy children thirsty, so a
booth where one could purchase
r • . ot---bagsheF•-aeon
tions was 'provided.
rowed around the "ancient streets
of Venice" by appropriately -dress-
ed gondoliers.
For tho,,se whose taste ran to-
ward the less peaceful, a Horror
Rouse was thoughtfully arranged.
This consisted of three rooms in
the bath -house,, and an authentic
skeleton drawn by Paul Gillespie,.
as well as dummies dressed to sug-
gest several different gory .scenes
thrilled and chilled the irnagin»
ative audience, all of whom made
sure that they got their two cents
worth.
Fun for those more advanced in
years was to be had there too. A
bingo game was• in progress
throughout the evening for five
cents a card, and numerous penny -
draws were available as well for
those who felt lucky.
This entire venture was con-
structed,"• planned and performed
by children, with the advice and
aid of the life -guards, playground
supervisors, and other members
of the park staff. This year's
carnival was bigger and more spec-
tacular than in other years.
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(The Trench Excavators' Protection Act, 1954 8 Regulations)
Owners.' or Contractors opening any trench must first
obtain a permit from the Municipality in which the work is
being undertaken. .
SECTION 8 - (1)
The sides of all trenches exceeding four (4) feet in depth
shall be securely shored and timbered ,with good quality
material; etc.
SECTION 8 • (2)
Trenches in solid soil and not exceeding six (6) feet in
depth or-• when the sides of the trench -are' sloped 'to,within-four• -(4) feet of the bottom of the trench so that the sloped sides of
.the trench do not have more than one (1t) foot vertical rise to
each foot of horizontal run, need not be shored as in Sect. 8 (1).
Copies of The Trench Excavators Protection Act may be,
obtained fom Mr. Roy Meriam ---Trench Inspector ' or from
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SECTION 24
Every person who violates any provision of this Act or
the regulations is guilty ,of an offence and on summary convic-
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$2.7 million; fishing rods and
tackle, ,$2.8 million; ice skates, $2.3
million; golf clubs, $1.'7 million;
hockey sticks, $1.7 trillion,
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OUT ON A LIMB
(WITH BILL 5M11.EY)
`This week I'm going, to do some-
thing I have long meant 'to do.
I'm going to. say thanks, formally
and sincerely, to all those people
who have dropped in at' the office,
or written notes, to tell me they
appreciate Sugar and Spice (run
under `'the heading of "Out on a
Limb" in Ther' Signal -Star). .
•I'm doing it thus, publicly, be-
cause 1 do its so. _badly ln..prixate,
Some old gal from Kalamazoo,
Mich., on the way to her summer
cottage, will stop in to pay her
subscription. She'll. peer around,
spot me and holler: "Yds) the fella
writes that Sugar and ' Salt (or Salt
and Pepper, or Sand and Gravel)?"
Uneasily, 1 mutter "yup." She
slaps her leg and says: "1 sure
get a. kick outs. that. 1 laughed
fit to cry over that one you wrote
about the cat, back there in April,
or was it November?"
* * *
nUlx_..vt
1 have never written a column
about a cat. We've never had a
cat, and 1 don''t like cats: She
probably ,means the one I wrote
about the dog, back in January.
But what's the use of going into
all that., 1 just Say heartily "glad
you.tiked it, nice to see you again,"
andrush •into 'the back shop, pre-
tending I'm sorely needed there:
* * *
Then there'sthe fellow who
comes in, a perfect stranger; boll's
at me coyly and says: -"If 1 wrote
things like that about my wife,
she'd kill me." With a fixed smile,
1 .quip, just as coyly: "Sorifetimes
she'd like to," and hate myself for
saying it. It's . not true. She
might like to change my profile a
bit, or smash me a couple of times
right over the head, but she doesn't
want to kill ire. 'a
At least not very often. I think
perhaps today -was an..exception. .
She'd been at me ever since June !
to- -get---the; furnace pipes -down. L
When they're not taken down, they
leak a „ peculiar, gummy" brown
substance. Well, I've been trying
to plan around to it, but we have
miles of furnace pipes, and it takes
a lot of planning around to.
*. * *
•This week, she and the weather-
man turned on the heat simultan-
eously. So on the hottest day of
the summer, I'm bullied into taking
down the bleeding furnace pipes in
my noon hour.
By the time I'd got well into it,
we weren't on speaking terms, She
was sulking in the bedroom like
,Achilles in his tent, and 1 was,
cussing in the bathroom like noth
ing yqu ever heard. The blasted
pipes were all stuck together from
the heat or something.
* * *
.finally, I got two of the reluct-
ant 'joints moving. 1 dot a four -
foot length onto my shoulder and
was easing down off the chair I
was standing on, when one end of
the pipe bumped the top of a cup-
board, tipping the other end to-
ward ,the floor. Into the sink, bath-
tub and 'toilet, onto the towels,
washcloths and bathmat, .cascaded
about four pounds of fine black
soot.
° * * *.
Swearing fearfully, „ I dashed
down the back stairs,' strewing soot
behind me like a smoke screen,
and outside, I`afell over the dog,
so help me. „ By this time I Was
in a tearing rage. I went back
up, grabbed another hunk of pipe,
gave it a wrench, and a ten -foot
length collapsed in the middle of
the back hall, the' -soot landing
everywhere but on the newspapers
I had spread.
* * *
Throwing everything to the
wind, 1 tore down the rest of the
pipes, threw them into the back
yard, swept -up • two large cartons
full, of soot, and stomped out,
leaving, as.,1 learned later, a track
of coal -black footprints across the
kitchen floor.
* * * •
By six o'clock, I had cooled down
enough to be scared, and when I
got home I found that my instinct
had been infallible. To cut.a long
story short, I' scrubSed' floors and
woodwork until midnight, most of
it hands -and -knees stuff. .Then I
had to start, writing my column,
which has to be , done by tomorrow
morning,
DID YOU EVER
Dear Friends --
r-youx
country? That is what I am going
to try to do' now. Some. "o# you
will disagree violently, some of
you may agree mildly and ;some
may even have pleasant recoiled
tions of -a wonderful country. A
,few things stand out very plainly
about Scotland—rodks;'Lochs, food
kind hospitality
Rocks!, They were everywhere --
mountains, 'hills, headlands, out-
crops, islands, stone fences --and
walls, buildings, monuments and
memorials. , There were gray lime-
stone and gray granite, red sand-,
stone and a lovely soft rose colored
sandstone, 'and always slate or
stone roofs. Some 'of the walls
were just dry,.stione 'construction
f=itted and piled up years and years
ago and crossing the hills and
valleys as :far as you could See.
In the north, many were thin slabs
standing -upright for all the world
like grave stones side by side.
We even saw mounds which seem-
ed to be these thin layers in piles.
I cannot begin to tell you Of all
the wonderful . views but a few
stand out—One from a high .hill
top, near Dryburgh; one called
Scot's view; the Sleeping Warrior
of Arron; vistas everywhere on
Loch Lomond and all the Lochs;
the beautiful Tweed Valley, and
moors. :.
But the moors deserve a para-
aptr-of ey...._we
bare and wild 'and desolate but
grand too. The purple heather.
(not true heather, `I am told) forms
a gorgeous springy carpet . under-
foot and a mass of color in the
sunshine. There were hills, 'moun-
`tains, lochs, ,,rivers'" and waterfalls
just everywhere: And believe it
or not, there were electric pylons
taking giant „strides across "the in-
fertile and.
Scotland has every kind of farm
you can imagie—from:.. the dairy
farms to garden and small fruit
farms to unfenced sheep pastures.
We saw sheep of every size and
color—white, black, mixed, yellow
and orange. That puzzled me until
I learned it ,was •the sheep dip
colored the wool of the lambs.
And speaking of sheep, can any-
thing ' look funnier than at -partly -
grown lamb waggling its whole
back end so it gets a meal from
its mother? We saw many shaggy
brown highland cattle, but `we saw
many, many mnre ,Lyr-shires,--Short-
horns, Friesions and even Here -
* * *
It is now 3.0 of that tomorrow
morning. Do you know what I've
been doing for the last 30 minutes?
Well, it was like this. 1. went to
the refrigerator to gef a slug of
orange `juice.' It was in one of
'those big, plastice' containers, and•
it was full. 1 picked it up in one
hand, it slipped, hit the, floor, and
the top flew off. •And I've been
n)opping up three quarts of orange
juice since 3'-8'tu,'-1B7eentikeen 360t
and juice, the joint -smells like a
• filly • by- Pittsburgh out of Florida.
*
There's no moral to all this. I
just wanted to let you know that
writing this column is not always
all beer and skittles. Sometimes
it's all soot and orange juice. And
that's why your. kind words about
it are appreciated, and I do thank
you.
Some people think that the eas
lest way to make a mountain out
of a• molehill is to add a little dirt.
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Scotland are stone, from the Immo?-.
lest crofters cottage, to the largest
castle; from the smallest Presby-
terian church to, the magnificent
ruins of Melrose Abbey. There
are very few 'ancient churches
compared with England and Wales.
Nearly all seemed to be post -re-
formation.
Then those unsentimental Scots!
Poor, unhappy Mary Stuart 18
everywhere though' she was be -
'headed how many years ago! Burns
and' Scott run her a close second
in the hearts of the peotple. Two
of the largest memorials in the
whole country are of those two
writers. ,They :even have a dog
cemetery at the castle. And of
course the War Memorial is one
of the finest in the world.. They
remembered the messenger pigeons
and the mice used to detect poison
gas,as well as . every branch of
service and civilian organizations.
But then the Scots have always
been warlike. The Wild Picts and
Scots fought the Romans, the
Danes, the Nornians and 'the Eng-
lish. When there were' no outside
-enemies, they could always fight
a neighboring clan. There- were
Covenanter wars and wars for tie
succession. '
But in spite of ill the old war-
like tendencies, the people we en-
countered were most kind and hos-
pitable to ,ta.,:_Ganadian-wayfarers.
and we were given the best in
whatever home we stayed—the best
lodging and the best food and such
kindly interest and go'olt' lvishes.
•The „, weather. turned a smiling
face' on us most of the time,
though we did see`''mist and rain
and wind. However, ' the roads
were good. I cannot remember
more than a few unpaved miles,
even on - the • narrow moorland
roads or mountain passes. Another
thing that impressed me was the
way - rural •electrification is spread-
ing. There is a most- interesting
project, underway in the north,
taking the peat from the moors,
a using it for fuel to make
sf�am power to convert into elec-
tricity. And ,incidentally, uncover-
ing fertile farming soil under the
peat. w It's a brau land, auld Scotia!"
Sincerely,
The Country Mouse.
Wakefield, -
July 24, 1959.
NOTICE RE
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Farmers axe urged to harvest timothy carefully.
Straight combining is not recommended Unlos0 the crop
is thoroughly cured. Newly harvested timothy seed has
a high moisture content and unless .properly dritd before
processing will heat and become musty.
Swathing of the crop prior to combining or thresh-
ing pre -shocked timothy will result in the seed tieing.
sufficiently sound and dry for proper processing.
Jones MacNaughton
Seeds Ltd.
Crediton Exeter, Phone 664 . London
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