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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times, 1891-1-1, Page 5MR, AND Mft8, BOWSER, BY BIBS. BOWSER. Salve groceries which I ordered the other •Afternoon failed to come up in time, and at sapper we had bread in place of biscuits.. " Cook rum away ?" queried Mr. Bowser Its henoticcd the change. " The baking powder didn't conte up," I eeplied. " Did you order it ?" " Yes, at 2 a'cloek." " And it's now 6 I Mrs. Bowser, ther teet4 be something very wwonn with you ,t;1 sten of trading. If I were a:rcicri1 g ro ceriesl'd like to see 'em try any such gam ra me t„ " We can get along for once." " .that isn't the questioli. Yost order gro series at f o'clock. They are not here at 0 This shows either that the grocer amen' rare for your trade, or else he is a liar in agreeit4 to send them up. I am afrai they fiat you a very easy mark." " I suppose you could do better," I re- torted, "Certainly, A womanean, perhaps, buy imcracks to better advantage than a man, but when it comes down to solids site can't be trusted," " Very well; you buy the groceries for the next week. The cook will tell you what is 'wanted." "I'Il do it, and I'll show you that we will live a great deal Letter and yet t'.wo e4 or fai a week. They can't play any roots on me, Mrs. Bowser. Next morning, before going away, he went out to the cook and said : "I 11 send up the meat for dinner. That'. all, I eupllose7' "We want a few things beside, sir. Pu •down salt, soap, pepper, tea, cinnamon, etarcla, sago, potatoes, vinegar-�-•-.-•" "What 1 Haven't we got a blesser: thing in the house ?" " Lots o' things, sir, but there's some- thing wanting every day. You can add a 'ivtaslaboarti, a lamp -chimney, • some sapolio, a box */ matches and=-" "That will do 1" interrupted ;11r. Bowser. "I eau sot that there has been the grossest mismanagement in this house. It's a won- der that we are not ou the way to the poor Muse." " Well, if you don'tget' emwe won'thavo 'em," said the cook, and with that bit of natural philesoplay she turned away to wash her dishes. Some nisateame up and was prepared for dinner. When Mr. Bowser cure home he inquired : t• What have you been paying for roast beef;" " About, 13 cents," Hal I suspected it from the way the inttch.er acted. He has been swindling you cot the rate of 6 cents per pound." et ;sit► 2„ " Feet, I sent up a piece at 0 tent' tiwbieh beats any you have had for a month.' When we got seated et the table ho looked about and remarked that the cook hall fur - gotten to put on the potatoes. " You didn't send up any," I neplied. "What 1" ' Nothing came but the matt,' "By the great -two -humped cannel, but 1" Ile suddenly felt in hie vest peel:tit, and there wes .ho list of groceries 1 With that he took t►lfthe carving knife and fork anti began tocarve the meat. It didn't carve. He bore down and sawed away, and finally laid the knife down and said " Mrs. Bowser, is this aticle of rhino- ceros or beef ?" "It's a neck -piece of beef, Mr. Browser. When I buy 'cm for mince pies I boil the meat abott&two days. You sent it for a roast, and io cook roasted it." He turned very white and kicked the eat from under the table, and our dinner was a stint and unpleasant ane. After getting on his hat and overcoat he went out to set the cooly, and as he appeared in the kitchen door she said : t t There's no butter for supper, and I want you to send up some tomatoes for soup, two iron spoons, a package of stove polish, some pelver soap, allspice, oyster crackers and bluing. Hero's a list." " Do you pretend to say we want all these things I" he demanded. " Yes, and many more 1 I never worked in a place before where I had so little to do with. If you'll send up a man and an ex I'll have that beef cut up cold for supper 1" I could hear Mr. Bowser breathing thirty feet distant, and one of his shoe -strings broke with a loud snap, but he went out of the house without exploding. In the after- noon the things came up—all but the tea and butter. At supper -time the cook made coffee. Mr. Bowser noticed it as we sat down, and snuffing the aroma, he'remaked ; NAVAL NOTES. In .Le Yacht, M. Weyl has an article on the conditions of a war navy, of which the burden was the tendency to forget, in the masses of detail with which authorities were surrounded, the main objects for which a navy existed, and toward which it should be directed. As to personnel, discontent exists in the French Navy among the combatant as well as among the civil branches. The combs^ tants are growing old without any future uc advancement before them ; those who sup- pose a future, complain that change in ma - I terial does not grow fast enoegh. Among e { the non-combatants—so to call them—the state of the engineers is complained of as unsatisfactory, and demands are made for more adoption of the English system. As to •• material, the demand for speed has created anomalies, which again are met by unsatis- tl [anomalies, expedients, which include, in M. 11 ey1's opiuiion, forced draught. All the faults committee are, however, according to the writer, due to "forgetfulness of the eternal principles of war, and the nation which is most fully inspired on this head is assured of victory." A court-inartial has been ordered to as. sefnble at Devonport, England, to try the three survivors of the ill-fated British war ship Serpent. The terns " try" is a mili- tary one, and might to a layman appear to indicate censure. On the contrary, the court-martial will simply endeavor to learn from the three men all they know of the eaauses of the wreek. It is remarked in British naval circles as being a carious in- stance that Gould, one of the thine 'surviv- ors, should have hall two previous escapes. He was on board the Wasp and the Lily, t British gunboats, when they were lost. The British cruiser Calliope, of Samoa, fame, is to be refitted by the ,Admiralty for another commission. Tho cost of her refit is estimated at 215,000. It is reported that the vessel's bottom is in a sad condition, and that while at Sydney she leaked like a sieve. She will be recommissioned about April next. It is thought that she will be assigned to the training fleet. It is reported from Malta that a great uumber of officers and men are i11 with fever on board the British war -ship Collingwood, and that more than half her officers aro on the sick list. The G'ollingweod is cruising on the Grecian Archipelago. Levet i'rosstni s and the itai'tways. A decision of great importance to all munieip alitiea in which the lives of the pea - file have been threatened by the level cross• itis has just been rendered by the railway committee of the Privy Council. The gen- eral principle is laid down that when two railwaysusethe same crossings the eompanies and the municipality ahaileach contribute one-third towards the cost of protection. , When the dispute is between the municipa- lity and railway conapanyeach shall pay half Ow cost. Tim decision will commend itself to the fair-minded, though tothatsection of each party which sought to throw all the re- sponsibility on the otter it will periiapsap- peat° more like a compromise titan an ere prey^hon of strict justice. But as neither party derives the solo advantage from tho road each should Aare in bearing an ex - reuse of this kind. Now that the dispute as to responsibility is settled, it is to be hoped that the ninon ipnlities particularly concerned will see tt, it that watchmen are appointed to guard the dangerous ways so that " killed at the erasing" will hence- forth he as rare as of late it has been fre- quont. "Doesn t your girl know the differeneebo- tween breakfast and supper ? And where on earth is the butter 2" "You didn't send up either tea or but- ter." " What ! Mrs. Bowser, do you imagine I've gone crazy ?" "Well, they didn't coine up." t ° They didn't, eh? Let me get to that tele- phone and I'll give that infernal grocery store semething to think of for the next hun- 1red years 1" I don't know what the grocer said to him, but Mr. Bowser danced up and down andsent him to Jericho, Jersey City and Iota of other places, and wound up by sayingthat he'd go to the Cape of Good Hope before he'd ever buy another thing there. That nightI found the list of articles in his pocket. Ho had checked off as he ordered, and had left the tea and butter out. Next morning before he went down town he said to the cook : " I'll send up a chicken to be baked and stuffed." Atit o'clock, no chicken having appeared she fend sono bacon for dinner. Mr. Bow- ser didu't•know it until he sat down. Thou he took one look at the bacon and arose and walked out into the kitchen and asked : " Is this my.house or yours ?" "What of it ?" answered the cook. " Didn't I say I'd send up chicken 7" " You did." "And it was to be stuffed?" " Yes, air." "Then why didn't you do it 1" " Where's the chicken, sir 7" " Where ? Gone to the cat, probably 7 I ordered it at 8 o'clock 1" " It didn't come." " It didn't. L t me gob to that telephone! I'll N go d. .l and wipe the w w p face of the earth with thatbuteber's carcass 1" I tried to hold him, but he broke away and went off. He came back in about an hour with his coat torn up the back, his nose skinned, a bum on his forehead and one eye shut up. I didn't question him, but I learned from others that the butcher got the better of him. He hadn't ordered any chicken. Ha meant to, but he never even got off the aw. That evening, after I had boundthetkirdpiece of raw beef onhis•eye, and had glycerinedhis nose forthe fifthtime, he suddenly observed " 1 am satisfied that I couldrun this house just forty timae better than any woman on earth, and save shillings where you save dollars, but Pre got too much on my mind as it is, and yes:t can go ahead with your ex- travagant and disastrous careen." The Midnight Visitor. Tran:latedfrom the French of Henry Allur er try Walt Mittman, "`hose steps aro those! Who conic so late?" Let me come in. the door unlock," 'Tis midnight now; my lonely gate I open to no stranger's knock. " Who art lhoa2 Speak .1 .lien call mo Fame ; To immortality I lead," "M.N. idle phantom ora name." "Listen again, and now take heed. "'Tway false. My mance are Song, Love, Ar t illy poet, now unbar the door.' "Art's deed. Song can not touch my heart, My once Lovett name 1 chant no mere," "Open then now, for see, I stand, Riches pry name, with endless gold, Gold, and your wish in either hand.' "Too lata -my Youth you still withhold." 'Then' if it must be, since the door, Stands shut my Iast truo name to know, Men call mo Death. Delay no more; I bring the cure of every woo." The door flies wide. "Ah, guest so wane, Forgive the poor place where I dwell; An ice-cold hearth a heart -sick man, Stand hors to welcome thee full well!" While Stealing a Rade. Tonoirro,Dec.25.—Fred Dunn, 18 years of age, whose parents reside in Madge, County of Hosting, hadhie left armterribly=reed the other evening while attempting to steal a ride on a C P. R.4. -passenger traiu. Being anxious to reach home before Chirstmas, and being without money, he wont up to North Toronto station at at 5.30 and at- tempted to jump on the front platform of the baggage car as the train was moving out of the yard. In the attempt he slipped, and his men was caught in the grease box attached to the wheel. In a moment it was twisted out of shape, the bones being broken from the wrist to the shoulder as if theyhad passed betweentwo cogwheels. ItHis shoulder was also dislocated,he received several scald wounds, and it is thought Haat he sustainep intent injuries... Ho was removed to the Hospital in the ambulance, and the injur- ed member was amputated. Best Wool in the World. Thelcelandicwoolisthe best inthe world because it is not the customofthe country to shear the sheep. The fleece is allowed to grow to its naturallength, and then deftly pulled out, and very long pieces of wool are procur- ed in this way. In its natural state the wool looks very much like artificial hair in a rath- er neglected condition,but when it is carded it becomes wonderfully fine and soft. The carding and spinning form the occupation of the winter evening in Iceland, where the life seems to be idyllic in the extreme. The mistress of the house sits amongst her maid- ens, herdaughters on one side,r nhe servants ,g on the other. At the lower end of the room sit the men -servants, who also give a hand to the carding. The spinning is usually ac- companied by reading, some youth more learn- ed than the rest being selected to read the Sagas aloud. All the cloth that is worn by the entire household is made in this way, and it is wonderfully soft and durable. "Noah introduced anarchy into the ark." " What's that 2" " Why, I mean that he used an•ark-key to look the door when every- hting was in." • Tommy--" How much will you charge me fora bicycle for this afternoon, Mr. Wheeler?" Proprietor—," Fifty cents for the first hour; twenty-five cents . an hour after that," ,Tommy—" Well, I think 1 will come around here an hour later." • THE' SECRET OF LIFE, Some Expertinents Ttaat Suggest What the YrInclplo Is Like. I was on my way to witness Prof. Pal- liser's wonderful experiment. It was a Winter day—the 24th of December. The experiment was a new one; it bad never before been exhibited. Hastening along with my head down, I came into collision with a tall man in a fur -lined overcoat. It was my old friend Colbran, whom I had not seen for three years, though his fame had reached me from abroad, where he was acknowledged to be the greatest baritone singer of his time. lie consented to go with me, and we entered the Professor's laboratory together. The apparatus was something very simple —a structure of vibrating strings and re- sounding metallic surfaces, the whole about the size of ant ordinary revolving bookstand. It was supported on a low cylinder of thick glass at one end of the room, and was open to examination. At a distance front it of about ten fent stood a short pillar of Mexi- eau onyx, on the top of which rested a butterfly some nine inches aeress the wings. It was not a real butterfly, but a skilful and beautiful piece of mechanism, as weperceiv ed upon handling it. The movement of the wings on their hinges was silnilar to that of the live insect, and, indeed, it only needed life to flutter about the room, It was made chiefly of gold, and weighed, I suppose, six or eight °maces. The Professor explainied to us the princi- ple involved and what he was going to do Colbran listener' very closely and seemed to grasp the central idea. "Is not this corn. mg very close to life itself?" he asked final: tt Life in ' e elves what we term emotion, was the reply. " Love is a vibration more subtle anti searching than any other. Be- tween that and the etheric phenomena there i' a gulf not yet bridged. I am already able to set material objects in motion by act - Mg, upon the atomic particles of molecules of which they are composed. 'expect to be able ultimately to create material sub. stances out of ether. But to instil life is a step bryond that. Life can only proceed from life, dir.°eted end energized by love. The process is probably of the utmost es- sential simplicity, like all supremely great thins ; it may be on the lines on which I am now working. slut it is still a mystery, and may always remain so." The Professor took up an instrument somewhat reeemhling an antique lute, and tried the strings with a bow. Then going to the apparatus ahove deserilled, he set in motiona small object attached to its top ; it revolved r.api,Tlyon a vortical axis, emitting a clear note like a spi'ining top. Standing iu front of the apparatus, he beau to play a simple air on the lute, to whieh the strings and the metallic surfaces of the apparatus returned a resonant echo. Suddenly a pene- trating. harmonious sound rang out, and the golden butterfly stirred and moved its wings. The Professor continued: to play vigorously. The butterflyraiscd itself in the air, flutter- e^d upward to the height of a couple of feet, ret emetl hovering, and suspended there for severtalateconds and then slowly fell to the floor. "Trace you any objection. eta. letting me try, Professor?" inquire(' Colbran. •"sl means to nae that the human voice may have a power in this direction that would lee worth studying." " I beg you will proceed," said Palliser, courteously, but with a slight smile. IIs replaced the butterfly on the column and handed Cothran the lute. "41o, I shall try to do without that," said the latter. "If my notion has any basis in truth, the vocal chords are the only in- strtunonts required." Standing erect in the centro of the room, he sent forth his voice in a note that vibrat- ed in our ears with the clearness of a silver trumpet, but was muck finer in quality. Ho sang no words, but simply ascended and descended thesealein varying combinations. What ensued was indeed extraordinary. Tim butterfly roto from the pillar, waving its wings with long, tranquil strokes and soared lightly upward. Just before it brushed the ceiling, Colbran struck a new key and the golden insect, as if in response to a summons, charged its course and came hovering towards hum. .Again a change ; it flew hither and thither about the room, now approaching one of us, now another, seem- ingiy oheyfng the silent impulse of Colbran's will. "1 have promised some friends to call on them this evening," said I, later on, "ands want you to come with mo and make their acquaintance." 1To were admitted to tbe house only to hear sad• tidings. The little girl had been attacked by teething convulsions the night before and was dead. It was the father who told us this. They took us to an inner room, where the body was lying in a small white coffin. " What was her name 2" Colbran asked at length. "Helen," the mother replied. With that Colbran lifted his head and be- gan to sing. The words of the song were grand, noble and 'inspiring, instinct with immortal faith and joy. But the music was of a beauty and power scarcely mortal; and as I listened to his mighty voice, strong as the thunder of the ocean, and gently sweet as the sighing of ieolian harp -strings, me - thought I had never known what music was until now. The melody thrilled the nerves and glowed in the pulse, and as the singer proceeded he breathed his very soul into the strains till it seemed as if love and life were come from heaven to utter them- selves through hislips. No words can con- vey the searching, reviving, irresistible po- tency of that song. It was almost awful in its power, and yet so tender that drew tears to the eyes—tears, and smiles such as born of tears like these. And at that moment came a cry from the mother. "She moves I She is breathing ! Oh, God! she is alive again. My baby— my baby is alive 1" I looked in awe and saw the pale cheeks slowly become pink, and soft lips tremble and part and the little breast stir beneath the white drapery. And as the last note of that mighty and mysterious song died away little Helen opened her eyes and was in the world once more. I felt a hand on my arm, and Colbran drew me out of the room, while the father and mother were blind to everything but their unspeakable happiness. "What are you? What have you done 7" said I, as we emerged into the icy street. The chimes were ringiug from the steeples and all the stars were out. • "I know nothing," he replied. Men are sometimes for a moment the messengers of God. This is the anniversary of a greater mystery ; but God. is with man still 1' JULIAN HAwTIIOnxx. Jenkins--" Say, you know that coffe got off you the other day 7" Grocer—" I guess I ought to." " Well,my wife can't get it to settle." " Then it has kind o' dropped into the ways of the family. JOHN LABATT'S Ida rate : e aid XXX Brews Stout Highest awaras anti aledals for Purityand Excel- lence at Centennial Exhibition, .Philadelphia, 1876; Canada, 1876 ; Australia. 1877 ; and Paris, France, 1878. TESTI Moh1AltS SELECTED: Prot.H.H Croft, Public Analyst, Toronto, says: --"t find it to bo perfectly eoundeontaiuiagno impurities or &clutter• atiotaverysus,asdperior can srtrmaltlfongtyreco quor,"mxuenditas perfectly pure and ,4 eehn li Edwaras, Professor of •GlaoaeietrY aioutreal, says: I fladtheru to be romarLably souni ales, brewed from puremelt.and hope Rev. P. d'. Ed.Page,Professor of Chemistry, Laval l7Hiver site, Quebec, says have have analyzed the Indian Pale die manufactured bv,oisu Labatt, Lunde% ()abate ). ant have found it alightaie, captaining butlittlealcolo .'t •lali- ciousflavor and of a vete • agreeable taste aa.1 iaocrior quality, anti compares with the best imported ales. f: h aim analyzed tbe Porter XXX Stout, of tido sauna brewery. which is of excellent quality its flavor id ern ague an it re a tonic more energetic than the above ale, for it iso little oasis richerwith insany imalcoholported, anarticle,ti can be .compared advantage. ASIC $Oiflt ORO En VOA LT. ein} 0 : resat c.: n MANUFACTURERS O Grind, Zquare a Upright, PIANOFORTES. Thal °pleat tiannfacturerls in the Dominion Seven Thousand Fiance NOT. 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