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.3.V1314ESS DIRECTORY
CHIROPRACTIC
Office flours:
Vitamin therap).'_,
Office—Corner Of South St.' and
Britannia Road. ; Phone 341.
M. HARPER
Chartered Accountant
Office House
343J 343W
33 Hamilton St. Goderich
Stiles Ambulance
Roonif Comfortable
Anywhere — Anytime
PHONE 399
77 Montreal St. .Goderich
FRANK REID
LIFE UNDERWRITER
Life, annuities, business
Mutual Life'of Canada
Phone 346 Church St.
F. T. Armstrong
OPTOMETRIST
Phone 1100 for appointment.
1, SQUARE
only fuir if 'av scarred. veteran ef.
meny ariziatelmoniat skirmish, stiff
wounds.' ihein
Proudly, steps out in front of f,hils
•AOI,incin-todder and deliver* a few
gentle remlnders'lhat 011 is not
glamour Mut Ptunder In the canatt
Truth to- tell, there's mere clam --
our than glamour, 'more thunder
' than plunder, in the 50 years of
'Wedded 'warfare. in which they are
about to engage. -
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First, " perhaps, 0 wort' to the
damsels who are about to forsake
the wail of -the jukdiox for the
roar' of the • vacuum cleaner, the
Saturday night dance for the Mon-
day morning washing:
step, or you're done for. They
used to claim that the best ,way
to a man's heart was through his
stomaeh. But that went out the
same time bathtub gin came in.
Any modern wench should know
that the shortest way to a man's
'heart is a, straight left jab, with
all your weight behind it. ' ,
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our oN A LIMB
Since june is coMing, up
(The month Of marriages
And wedded bliss) .
Perhaps a, summing up '
Of what it leads .to:, ---carriages,
Is nut amiss.
And I do mean perambulators!
Here we are on the threshold of
June. Across the land, quivering
with , eagerness for the fray, are
thousands of youthful recruits for
the Marital Wars. Clear-eyed,
clean -limbed, they stand in serried
ranks, panting ,to hurl their youth
and beauty into the slaughter.
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Behind them, blowing trumpets
:to'fite-their-bload,, are -the -diamond-
merchants, the' gift shop 'proprir.
tors, the appliance dealers. -In
front of them, waving banners to
lead them on, are the printers of
invitations, the wedding counsel:-
lors, the florists.
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oppEgiCH
ALEXANDER &
GE,NERAT, -INSURANCE
AND
REAL ESTATE
Zanlc, of Commerce Bldg.
Goderich. Phone 263.
J. Alexander, Rei. 860
T. Piyde Son
MEMORIALS
MR. FRANK McILWAIN'
CARLOW 27
Eventide and Rock of Age?
registeret memorials.
_die fOr _ the Goderich French Dry
Cleaners and we'll start you on
the housework road that's easier
Make the day you, set aside for
cleaning clothing, yotir day off—
a in which to do those things
'One never had tirrie for. You
will be,. mete atisfied with our
If he's a fat boy, .this probably
won't floor him. Yod, may have
fo TrY" -on Ills Thin'
(never wear saddteshoes), and f
"'low throtigh4T1h-a knee under the
chin when he stoops to feel the
fracture.
* *
Of course, if you use the direct
approach like that, you're liable
to hurt your hand, stub your toe,
or bruise yeur knee. It's much
more' sensible, and just as effec-
tive, to let him have it With the
first large, blunt instrument you
can reach. (One of the finest
shiners I ever had was adminis-
tered by a telephone, yanked off
the wall and wrapped arounsl inty
head).
* *
Now, a tip or two fpr the youth
who is deserting the delights of
the poolroom for the excitement of
mowing the lawn, who is forsaking
the fascination -of the street -corner
for. the wild, gay adventure 'of
changing loaded diapers.
* * *
Most important, perhaps, is this:
Never admit anything, Buster, -un- announced at the meeting on May
less you're caught red-handed. If 14th.
you are, of course, throw *ourself 1 .
first on four knees, then on her
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..111711UrlfeDAY, 'MAY 29t -k‘
In' the first 11 months of thtt.I
Plans are' under•t, way for OW
previde entertainment for 'kb-,
ple between. the ages of 60 and P.',
It will be sponsored by the Gocle--
rieh Recreation and Arena Coin-
persons has heee set up. They are
Mr. and Mrs. ,Noble Young, Mxs„
J. Howar41, Dan Schwanz and John
Five members of the Stratford
Golden Age Club accompanied
Recreation Director Ross 'McBride
to Goderich on Wednesday of 'last
week to assist in forming the Sen-
Jor Citizens Club at Goderich.
They were: Robert Turner, pre-
sident of the 'Stratford club and
formerly of Goderich; 'Mrs. G.
Hodges; 'Mrs. V. McCarthy; Mrs. J.
Slemmon; Ernest Swatridge. While
here they presented a program of
Refreshments were provided' and
served by members of,the Ante
There were. 23 ersons irom
ri
,ing as ones interes d in forming
the club. It is planned to have a
room at MacKay Hall for meetings.
DR. T. R. MELADY HEADS
LEG- OR BACK PAIN?
To obtain
Permanent
Reliet,, The
Cause' MUST
Be Corrected
Next
MONDAY,
JUNE 2
ot_qederick. now of atrat,ford,.
is aiding in forming a Senior
Citizens Club in Goderich.
Playing cards there will be one of
the items of entertainment.
See
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Om. Hardnian-
ra e
PARENT -TEACHER ASSOC.
.sociation has elected its 1958-69
executive.
It is as follows: honorary presi-
dent, Sister Alexandrine; past pre-
sident, ;Mrs, H. Enzensberger; 'pre-
sident, Mrs. K. McAstocker; secre-
tary, Mrs. D. Worthy; ',treasurer,
mrs. R. Clark; 'parent councillors,
A. Wi'sser hnd Graf; 'teacher
councillors, Sister Mary Immacu-
late and Miss „Anne Steelier.
won the attendance award, it was
'mercy. Tell her you're weak and
Stipport cff her strong and lofty
character, if you are to be saved
from:evil companions, drink, AIN -
men, or whatever you've been up
to.
If she thinks she's. better than
yon, and she -Will, you mi4ht, just
might, get away with a few 'days
of freezing silence, instead of a
deep indentation in your skull.'"-
* *
, Next, never Aurn your 'back on
her, if y are "having words?' as
the quai old Victorian phrase
a knotty lu.mp of scar tissue above
. my left ear. I once 'made a fairly
inofferisiVe remark about my spar-
ring partner's ancestors; turned -my
,irer,' :and sat do-vvir at
'table. She was putting ,inY dinna
on a plate at the stove, ten feet
away. She 'served it from there,
and it took me halr a day to get
tfie bleeding stopped and the'
'mashed turnips out of my hair.)
P'ollow these ,simple rules and I
think you can both retire on full
pensions, about five -decades hence',"
your honour intact, even if nothing
else is.
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